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Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes


We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.

Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.

Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.

Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.

Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor  in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.

Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.

Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.

Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.

Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.

Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.

Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa

62 Comments on Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes

  1. large pom pom // January 18, 2015 at 8:39 pm // Reply

    what does magikarp do when it uses splash. it uses splash

  2. I love it……….!!!! Its really really funny loved it 😊😊😊😂😂😂😂

  3. pikachukidbulbasaur // January 6, 2015 at 12:10 am // Reply

    Really great, gave me a good laugh

  4. Whenever pignite gets a cold it gets hot

  5. Pokemon master 153 // December 30, 2014 at 9:42 am // Reply

    Pipplup used icey wind the opponents pig nite used flamethrower it counters . It Got foggy bothe pokemon can’t see .

  6. Pokemonmasta109 // December 24, 2014 at 8:44 pm // Reply

    I love these jokes there funny and I’m going to use them at school

  7. Most were the worst jokes I have ever heard

  8. Lol

  9. horrible

  10. Try this one on for size:

    Oak: don’t go into the tall grass, it’s not safe! Instead, try single handedly taking down a criminal organization!

  11. YoloSwagginz // August 15, 2014 at 12:25 pm // Reply

    These are extremely terrible…

  12. Ok i guess… I liked the pares one 😐

  13. Arrrrrceus get it

  14. Watertypesrule! // December 23, 2013 at 7:03 pm // Reply

    That is so so sad

  15. terrible

  16. terrible

  17. justin bieber // December 16, 2013 at 5:36 am // Reply

    Cool jokes

  18. Worst jokes ever

  19. Lol these jokes are funny:) 🙂 🙂 🙂

  20. fleesfire123 // November 1, 2013 at 4:34 pm // Reply

    I LOVE the 4th 5th and 6th!

  21. What do u get when u put a parot in a washing machine?
    A poliwhirl!

  22. What is dark and likes to cry?

  23. why do pokemon get confused after using outrage cause aren’t any pokemon left to battle

  24. anonymous bosch // July 30, 2013 at 3:11 pm // Reply

    What is the pokemon trains official name?

    The pikachoo-choo train!

  25. A random girl // July 14, 2013 at 12:03 am // Reply

    I pichu so you pick me too and btw i pikachu at you yesterday i like you but i’m not gonna raichu a love song

  26. I didn’t really get them

  27. wolf and dragon lover // February 6, 2013 at 9:09 pm // Reply

    tell me some more awesome jokes

  28. I’m the zubat Kanto deserves, but not the one it needs…

  29. how do you get a pikachu on a bus? poke-him-on

  30. A bee that drills, Beedrill, that makes me laugh all the time

  31. jokes are so funny

  32. pokemon is da best

  33. ihatemudkipzbaby // December 10, 2012 at 4:46 pm // Reply

    Name 2 pokemon from the Johto region.
    Coffee-grigus and Latte-as. (Get it? the Joe-to region. Joe. Like Coffee. But Cofagrigus and Latias aren’t from there. Its a joke.)

  34. why did cubhoo say achoo because he always has. snot hanging. from his nose PS I am a girl

  35. thereis100ofthem // November 17, 2012 at 12:46 pm // Reply

    You can store hundreds of Pokemon on a PC…
    Why can’t you have a laptop?

  36. If a pokemon is stored in a Pc then would it be called a digimon.

  37. TotodileIsEpic // October 31, 2012 at 8:19 am // Reply

    Which Pokemon is the hairiest?

  38. What time is it when palkia sits on your
    Time to ge a new car

  39. Q: why dont you shower around pokemon?
    A: they might pikachu! (peek at you)

  40. ZoruaTheZorua // September 18, 2012 at 8:27 pm // Reply

    What Pokèmon chews bubblegum?

    (Yeah, I’m a girl xP)

  41. How do you get 150 pokemon on a bus? You Pok-em-on

  42. What brand of underware do Pokemon wear? Fruit of breloom

  43. I’m a girl, but…
    Here’s one:
    What did the Pokemon say when it sneezed? “Pi-kAH-CHOO!”

  44. Who wants to hear the history of banned Pokemon episodes? Okay!
    One episode was banned because it gave people seisures…lots ended up in the hospital.
    Another episode was banned because guns are pointed repeatedly, and Meowth wears a mustache that mimicks Adolf Hitler.
    And finally, an episode called “Beauty and the Beach” was banned because it showed James in a bikini (he had inflatable breasts).

  45. How do you get 5 bubblesors and 2 charzards in a bus:you Pokemon 🙂

  46. pokejoker // May 15, 2012 at 9:19 am // Reply

    which pokemon coughs a lot of snot


  47. Randomness // May 13, 2012 at 9:36 pm // Reply

    Q:What did one Geodude say to another getting on bus? A:Lets just Grou-Don!(Crowd-On)

  48. Typhlosion4ever // May 12, 2012 at 12:45 pm // Reply

    Ha! Those jokes gave me a good laugh!

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