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Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes


We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.

Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.

Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.

Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.

Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor  in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.

Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.

Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.

Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.

Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.

Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.

Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa

43 Comments on Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes

  1. Dad jokes!😛

  2. What is a poke mons favorite song

  3. gummy bear // June 15, 2021 at 10:10 am // Reply

    awesome poke jokes

  4. arceus the god of everyone // May 12, 2021 at 12:26 pm // Reply

    be happy be laughing

  5. RoRoSnakeBot // April 14, 2021 at 11:43 am // Reply

    Q : Why did the Skwovent hog all the food ?
    A : Because it wanted to become a Greedent !

  6. love it

  7. What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
    I’m Zaptos intolerant!.

  8. Mysterious Curious // December 16, 2020 at 10:25 am // Reply

    I like the geodude one.

  9. Poke fan forever // December 14, 2020 at 1:35 pm // Reply

    What Pokémon never wants dessert Stuffle

  10. What is the best pokemon?

  11. Lol. Oh and hi.

  12. Lol dat funny

  13. That is funny

  14. alert(“Woohoo”)

  15. Hello

  16. Charizard The Galar Champion // April 1, 2020 at 12:49 pm // Reply

    How do Pokemon Trainers party? They throw a Poke-Ball.

  17. what do you call a hiden pokemon. peek a choo.

  18. MewtwoGamer150 // February 3, 2020 at 8:03 am // Reply

    All of the jokes are funny it’s gives me a idea of posting it on YouTube

  19. I got one for you.
    How do you get 100 Pikachu’s on a bus?
    Poke ém on.

  20. Bannana man // April 16, 2019 at 8:25 pm // Reply

    Great I told them to my hole school and very body laughed😀😀😀

  21. My family laghed!!😂😂😂😂

  22. good eeveening gentlemen and ladies

  23. But the last one was sooo funny lol XD

  24. I liked the last one sooo funny 😆

  25. Lol

  26. I have a Joke:
    Player1:I can’t complete my Pokédex!
    Player1:I “relicanth” take this anymore

  27. My little pony // March 8, 2018 at 9:50 pm // Reply

    Oh my my

  28. how do you get pikachu on a bus?
    you pok’im’on

  29. Why was Hypno so energetic? He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.:)

  30. Impressive!

  31. Those jokes were the very best like no one ever was

  32. pokemon lover // August 5, 2017 at 12:53 pm // Reply

    whats another pokemon that could be a pirate?

  33. Why can’t you blindfold a Pokemon? Cause it’s gonna pikachu!

  34. The one about Loudred was my favorite.

  35. Good one

  36. Bananas700 // April 17, 2017 at 1:17 pm // Reply


  37. What do you name a Pokémon that you need to be afraid of ?

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