Celebrate the end of school and the beginning of summer with these 21 funny summer vacation jokes sent to us by Scout Life readers.
Brendan: Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Submitted by Brendan G., Kirkland, Wash.
A book never written: “Where to Stay on Vacation” by Moe Tell.
Submitted by Miles K., Denton, Tex.
Erik: Why did the robot go on summer vacation?
Sarah: I haven’t a clue.
Erik: He needed to recharge his batteries.
Submitted by Erik E., Seahurst, Wash.
Mike: Why don’t mummies go on summer vacation?
Hank: I don’t know.
Mike: They’re afraid to relax and unwind!
Submitted by Keith K., Portsmouth, Va.
Elaine: Where do eggs go on summer vacation?
Peter: I don’t know.
Elaine: New Yolk City!
Submitted by Luke D., Oglesby, Ill.
First woman: My son came to visit for summer vacation.
Second woman: How nice! Did you meet him at the airport?
First woman: Oh, no. I’ve known him for years!
Submitted by Menachem Z. S., Brooklyn, N.Y.
Ben: Where do goldfish go on vacation?
Ben: Around the globe!
Submitted by Ben D., San Luis Obispo, Calif.
A book never written: “Vacations Are So Expensive” by Seymour Foreles.
Submitted by Sean K., Arlington Heights, Ill.
Jacob: Why can’t basketball players go on summer vacation?
Riley: Why not?
Jacob: They’d get called for traveling!
Submitted by Jacob M., Omaha, Neb.
Jake: What did the bread do on vacation?
Jake: It loafed around.
Submitted by Robert G., Pacific Palisades, Calif.
Billy: Where did Tarzan go on summer vacation?
Billy: Hollywood and Vine.
Submitted by Thomas S. C., New York, N.Y.
Teacher: Johnny, please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence.
Johnny: Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my mom was bringing on vacation, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.”
Submitted by Brian G., Poestenkill, N.Y.
First dog: Where do fleas go for summer vacation?
Second dog: Search me!
Submitted by William J., Havelock, N.C.
Spencer: What summer vacation destination makes your pet bird sing for joy?
Brian: I haven’t a clue.
Spencer: The Canary Islands!
Submitted by Spencer D., Prescott, Ariz.
Stephan: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
Stephan: The Baa-hamas!
Submitted by Stephan W., Lake in the Hills, Ill.
Bob: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk?
Jim: An elephant.
Bob: No, a mouse on vacation.
Submitted by Daniel C., Nashville, Tenn.
Monica: Where did your mom go for her summer vacation?
Monica: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.
Submitted by Henry C., Forest Hills, N.Y.
Charles: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
Charles: To make up for his miserable summer.
Submitted by Charles S. Jr., Fort Washington, Md.
Liz: Where do ants go for vacation?
Submitted by Elizabeth D., Mayville, N.Y.
John: What’s brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
John: A coconut on vacation!
Submitted by Jonathan W., Stroudsburg, Pa.
Myles: Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his vacation?
Myles: Because he already had a trunk!
Submitted by Myles F., North Smithfield, R.I.