Let the Olympic groans begin! Here are 25 funny Olympic jokes sent in by Scout Life readers that deserve a gold medal in humor. Do you know a funny Olympic joke? Click here to send your joke to us.
A book never written: “The Olympic Trials” by Willy Qualify.
Joke by Will R., Littleton, Colo.
Fan: I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What’s it for?
Athlete: It’s for telling knock knock jokes.
Fan: And what’s that gold medal for?
Athlete: For stopping.
Joke by Matthew R., Chesapeake, Va.
Jack: What’s the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?
Jill: I haven’t a clue. What?
Joke by Joseph M., Akron, Ohio
Tom Swiftie: “I like the Olympics!” Tom said gamely.
Joke by Katie K., Liberty Hill, Tex.
Seth: Why is basketball the messiest Olympic sport?
Will: I don’t know.
Seth: Because the players dribble all over the court!
Joke by Travis V., Kilgore, Texas
Nicholas: What’s the fastest bug at the Olympics?
Nicholas: The quicket.
Joke by Nicholas R., Spokane Valley, Wash.
Dan: Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?
Dan: She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
Joke by Danny C., Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla.
Daffynition: Olympiads — Commercials shown during the Summer and Winter Games.
Joke by Padraic B., Oakland, N.J.
A book never written: “Winter Olympic Sports” by Bob Sled.
Joke by Gray C., Phoenix, Ariz.
Mike: Why is it so hot in a stadium after the Olympic games are over?
Andy: I don’t know.
Mike: Because all the fans have left!
Joke by Mike A., Genoa, Ill.
Joe: What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move?
Barbara: Beats me.
Joe: The splits!
Joke by Turner F., Yankton, South Dakota
A book never written: “How to Do Gymnastics” by Tom E. Tuck.
Joke by Tyler K., Monponsett, Mass.
Tyler: How do fireflies start a race?
Ted: I don’t know. How?
Tyler: “On your mark. Get set. Glow!”
Joke by Tyler S., Ferndale, Mich.
Zeke: Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics?
Kyle: I haven’t a clue.
Zeke: Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up!
Joke by Adam K., Wolcott, Conn.
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music?
Peter: Because he broke the record!
Joke by Matthew M., Stone Mountain, Ga.
Jeffrey: Knock, knock.
Joseph: Who’s there?
Joseph: Woo, who?
Jeffrey: What are you cheering for? We didn’t win a medal.
Joke by Jeffrey L., Dayton, Ohio
A book never written: “How to Win at the Olympics” by Vick Tori.
Joke by Ridge S., Manchester, Ga.
Devan: Why did the spotted cat get disqualified from the Olympics?
Devan: It was a cheetah.
Joke by Devan T., Shawnee, Kan.
Teacher: Johnny, please use the word “account” in a sentence.
Johnny: Yes, ma’am. “On account of three, we’ll start the race.”
Joke by Scott M., Lyons, Ohio
Jake: What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal?
Jake: I’m a wiener!
Joke by Peter H., Danbury, Conn.
Wyatt: Why can’t tomatoes win races against lettuce at the Summer Games?
Steven: Tell me.
Wyatt: Because the lettuce are always a head, and the tomatoes are always trying to ketchup!
Joke by Wyatt S., Newberry, Mich.
Nathan: Why couldn’t the wolf run in the marathon?
Tim: I don’t know.
Nathan: He wasn’t a part of the human race!
Joke by Nathan H., Springfield, Va.
Jack: Why couldn’t the bike finish the Olympic race?
Jack: It was two-tired.
Joke by Kyle R., Francesville, Ind.
A book never written: “The Marathon” by Will E. Makit.
Joke by Matthew P., Dennis, Mass.
Parker: What is the best part of an Olympic boxer’s joke?
Harper: Tell me.
Parker: The punch line.
Joke by Parker O., Overland Park, Kan.
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