Laugh at 25 Funny Olympic Jokes
Let the Olympic groans begin! Here are 25 funny Olympic jokes sent in by Scout Life readers that deserve a gold medal in humor. Do you know a funny Olympic joke? Click here to send your joke to us.
A book never written: “The Olympic Trials” by Willy Qualify.
Joke by Will R., Littleton, Colo.
Fan: I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. Whatโs it for?
Athlete: Itโs for telling knock knock jokes.
Fan: And whatโs that gold medal for?
Athlete: For stopping.
Joke by Matthew R., Chesapeake, Va.
Jack: Whatโs the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?
Jill: I havenโt a clue. What?
Jack: Prontosaurus.
Joke by Joseph M., Akron, Ohio
Tom Swiftie: โI like the Olympics!โ Tom said gamely.
Joke by Katie K., Liberty Hill, Tex.
Seth: Why is basketball the messiest Olympic sport?
Will: I donโt know.
Seth: Because the players dribble all over the court!
Joke by Travis V., Kilgore, Texas
Nicholas: Whatโs the fastest bug at the Olympics?
Triston: What?
Nicholas: The quicket.
Joke by Nicholas R., Spokane Valley, Wash.
Dan: Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?
Stan: Why?
Dan: She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
Joke by Danny C., Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla.
Daffynition: Olympiads — Commercials shown during the Summer and Winter Games.
Joke by Padraic B., Oakland, N.J.
A book never written: โWinter Olympic Sportsโ by Bob Sled.
Joke by Gray C., Phoenix, Ariz.
Mike: Why is it so hot in a stadium after the Olympic games are over?
Andy: I donโt know.
Mike: Because all the fans have left!
Joke by Mike A., Genoa, Ill.
Joe: What is a bananaโs favorite gymnastics move?
Barbara: Beats me.
Joe: The splits!
Joke by Turner F., Yankton, South Dakota
A book never written: โHow to Do Gymnasticsโ by Tom E. Tuck.
Joke by Tyler K., Monponsett, Mass.
Tyler: How do fireflies start a race?
Ted: I donโt know. How?
Tyler: โOn your mark. Get set. Glow!โ
Joke by Tyler S., Ferndale, Mich.
Zeke: Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics?
Kyle: I havenโt a clue.
Zeke: Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up!
Joke by Adam K., Wolcott, Conn.
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music?
Matthew: Why?
Peter: Because he broke the record!
Joke by Matthew M., Stone Mountain, Ga.
Jeffrey: Knock, knock.
Joseph: Whoโs there?
Jeffrey: Woo.
Joseph: Woo, who?
Jeffrey: What are you cheering for? We didn’t win a medal.
Joke by Jeffrey L., Dayton, Ohio
A book never written: “How to Win at the Olympics” by Vick Tori.
Joke by Ridge S., Manchester, Ga.
Devan: Why did the spotted cat get disqualified from the Olympics?
Evan: Why?
Devan: It was a cheetah.
Joke by Devan T., Shawnee, Kan.
Teacher: Johnny, please use the word โaccountโ in a sentence.
Johnny: Yes, maโam. โOn account of three, weโll start the race.โ
Joke by Scott M., Lyons, Ohio
Jake: What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal?
Josh: What?
Jake: Iโm a wiener!
Joke by Peter H., Danbury, Conn.
Wyatt: Why canโt tomatoes win races against lettuce at the Summer Games?
Steven: Tell me.
Wyatt: Because the lettuce are always a head, and the tomatoes are always trying to ketchup!
Joke by Wyatt S., Newberry, Mich.
Nathan: Why couldnโt the wolf run in the marathon?
Tim: I donโt know.
Nathan: He wasnโt a part of the human race!
Joke by Nathan H., Springfield, Va.
Jack: Why couldnโt the bike finish the Olympic race?
Jon: Why?
Jack: It was two-tired.
Joke by Kyle R., Francesville, Ind.
A book never written: โThe Marathonโ by Will E. Makit.
Joke by Matthew P., Dennis, Mass.
Parker: What is the best part of an Olympic boxerโs joke?
Harper: Tell me.
Parker: The punch line.
Joke by Parker O., Overland Park, Kan.
Do you know a funny Olympic joke? Click here to send us your jokes.
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i had a fun time with these jokes i got laughed at sooo much
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i need more funny jokes
this helped me with my joke for my olympic project
same
Me too. I may or may not use all of these.
this is trash but it helped me with my project
wow!! Those jokes were off the hook funny!!
these jokes are pretty cheesy
Nice work I guess.
Indeed they are the most funny jokes I’ve ever heard
I don’t think so…