101 Funny Halloween Jokes and Comics
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Joe: What do you call wood when it’s scared?
Bob: I don’t know.
Joe: Petrified!
Joke submitted by Daniel B., Lincoln, Neb.
Comic by Daryll Collins
Daniel: What do you do when zombies surround your house?
Sam: What?
Daniel: Hope it’s Halloween.
Joke submitted by Daniel R., Boerne, Texas
Comic by Scott Nickel
Keenan: What happens when a mummy gets a cold?
John: I have no clue.
Keenan: It starts coffin!
Joke submitted by Keenan N., Williamstown, Kentucky
Lucas: Where do the baby ghost go?
Jeff: I’m stumped.
Lucas: Day scare!
Joke submitted by Lucas Z., Evans, Ga.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Ayn: What does a turkey dress up as for Halloween?
Samantha: I don’t know. What?
Ayn: A gobblin’!
Joke submitted by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pa.
Michael: What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?
Matthew: I don’t know. What?
Michael: Candy corneas.
Joke submitted by Michael and Matthew A., Elba, N.Y.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Jenna: What did the vampire say to the ghost at the Halloween party?
Brenna: What?
Jenna: “Come on! Why don’t you live a little?”
Joke submitted by Jenna C., Columbia, Mo.
Thomas: How do you mend a jack-o’-lantern?
George: I have no clue.
Thomas: With a pumpkin patch.
Joke submitted by Thomas W., Shreveport, La.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Arlene: What kind of dessert do ghosts like?
Alice: What?
Arlene: I scream!
Joke submitted by Arlene A., Selma, Calif.
A photographer goes to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost on Halloween. The ghost he encounters turns out to be friendly and poses for a snapshot. The happy photographer later downloads his photos and finds that the photos are underexposed and completely blank.
Moral to the story: The spirit is willing, but the flash is weak.
Joke submitted by Jacob S., Lebanon, Ore.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Tanay: Knock, knock.
Dad: Who’s there?
Tanay: Boo.
Dad: Boo, who?
Tanay: Why are you crying?!
Joke submitted by Tanay G., Chantilly, Virginia
Bert: What did the ghost wear to the dance?
Sam: I have no clue.
Bert: Booooots.
Joke submitted by Bert Y., Corpus Christi, Tex.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Danny: Why didn’t the ghost go to the Halloween party?
Cody: I haven’t the foggiest.
Danny: He was afraid he was going to be booed.
Joke submitted by Danny V., Camarillo, Calif.
Brett: What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?
Brent: I don’t know.
Brett: Wrap music!
Joke submitted by Brent J., Upper Arlington, Ohio
Comic by Scott Nickel
Spencer: What plants like Halloween the most?
Tanner: Which ones?
Spencer: Bam-BOO!
Joke submitted by Tanner S., Tampa, Fla.
Micah: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin from your roof?
Cameron: What?
Micah: Squash!
Joke submitted by Micah T., Abbeville, S.C.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Yashaswi: What’s the witch’s best subject?
Amy: I haven’t the foggiest.
Yashaswi: Spelling!
Joke submitted by Yashaswi S., Fredericksburg, Va.
Bill: Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween?
McKenzie: Why?
Bill: It didn’t have a haunting license.
Joke submitted by Howard H., Newark, Calif.
Comic by Daryll Collins
Sarah: What are a ghost’s favorite rides at the fair?
Brian: Tell me.
Sarah: The scary-go-round and rollerghoster!
Joke submitted by Sarah O., Springfield, Mo.
Barbara: What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
Cindy: I don’t know.
Barbara: Boo jeans!
Joke submitted by Barbara M., Simpsonville, S.C.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Christopher: What did Superman say to Batman when he invited him to the graveyard on Halloween night?
Daniel: I don’t know.
Christopher: “Sorry, I can’t go into the kryptonite.”
Joke submitted by Christopher S., Chesapeake, Va.
Max: What would you find on a haunted beach?
Sam: I’m stumped.
Max: A sand-witch!
Joke submitted by Maxwell C.
Comic by Scott Nickel
John: Why didn’t the skeleton like the Halloween candy?
Mark: Why?
John: He didn’t have the stomach for it!
Joke submitted by John C., Houston, Texas
Aiden: Where do ghosts make their movies?
Bob: I don’t know.
Aiden: At Univer-soul Studios.
Joke submitted by Aiden W., Granite City, Ill.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Erick: Where do ghosts like to swim?
Carl: I don’t know. Tell me.
Erick: The Dead Sea.
Joke submitted by Erick O., National City, Calif.
Sam: What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
Frank: I don’t know.
Sam: The “grim sweeper.”
Joke submitted by Sam M., Pittsburgh, Pa.
Comic by Thomastoons
Chris: What’s worse than being a five-ton witch on Halloween?
Jill: No clue. Hit me with it.
Chris: Being her broom!
Joke submitted by Christian H., Fredericksburg, Va.
Luke: What do you call two witches sharing an apartment?
Jen: I have no clue.
Luke: Broommates!
Joke submitted by Luke B., Kenosha, Wis.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Brenda: Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
Bianca: Where?
Brenda: At the casketeria.
Joke submitted by Brenda D., Elmira, N.Y.
Daffynition: Pocahontas — A card game that comes back to scare you.
Joke submitted by Omkar S., San Jose, Calif.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Jake: Why couldn’t the ghost see its mom and dad?
Philip: I don’t know.
Jake: Because they were trans-parents!
Joke submitted by Jacob C., O’Fallon, Ill.
Darius: What part of the street do vampires live on?
Chad: I don’t know.
Darius: The dead end.
Joke submitted by Darius C., Columbia, Md.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Brandon: Which ghost is the best dancer?
Nolan: I don’t know.
Brandon: The Boogie Man!
Joke submitted by Chris S., Centennial, Colo.
Everett: What’s a ghoul’s favorite game on Halloween?
Francisco: What?
Everett: Hide-and-ghost-seek.
Joke submitted by Everett C., Tequesta, Fla.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Rich: Why do they put fences around graveyards?
Mitch: Tell me.
Rich: Because people are dying to get in!
Joke submitted by Richard D., Granville, Ohio
Jerry: Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
Woody: Why?
Jerry: It raises their spirits.
Joke submitted by Matthew R., Dix Hills, N.Y.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Joshua: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Belia: What?
Joshua: Bamboo.
Joke submitted by Joshua T., Cheltenham, Pa.
Gavin: What do you call a tired skeleton on Halloween?
Connor: Beats me.
Gavin: The “grim sleeper.”
Joke submitted by Gavin H., Stoughton, Mass.
Comic by Thomastoons
Tim: What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Tom: What?
Tim: Booberry pie.
Joke submitted by Joshua N., Napoleon, Ohio
Tom: What’s a ghost’s favorite room?
Jerry: I dunno.
Tom: The living room!
Joke submitted by Steven G., Virginia Beach, Va.
Comic by Jon Carter
Kirk: Why do mummies have no friends?
Mike: Why
Kirk: Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves!
Joke submitted by Kirk J., Bothell, Wash.
Tom Swiftie: “That ghost movie was horrible!” Tom booed.
Joke submitted by Zakir G., Los Angeles, Calif.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Aidan: What is a ghost’s favorite Cub Scout event?
Taylor: What?
Aidan: Boo and Gold.
Aidan: What is a witch’s favorite Cub Scout event?
Taylor: I give up.
Aidan: Brew and Gold.
Aidan: What is a werewolf’s favorite Cub Scout event?
Taylor: What?
Aidan: Pack meetings, of course!
Joke submitted by Aidan T., Mount Airy, Md.
Stephen: What did the ghost say when the skeleton lied to him?
David: I haven’t a clue.
Stephen: “I can see right through you.”
Joke submitted by Stephen S., Knoxville, Tenn.
Comic by Scott Nickel
A book never written: “Ghost Hunting” by E. Gadd.
Joke submitted by Jet S., Ooltewah, Tenn.
Jess: Why don’t ghosts like rain on Halloween?
Thomas: Why?
Jess: It dampens their spirits!
Joke submitted by Jess W., Spartanburg, S.C.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Race: What is a goblin’s favorite cheese?
Nathan: What is it?
Race: Monster-ella!
Joke submitted by Daniel B., Tyler, Tex.
Joker: Why did the monster’s mother knit him three socks for Halloween?
Harvey: I have no clue.
Joker: She heard he grew another foot!
Joke submitted by Matthew C., Gladstone, Mo.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?”
“Be a gentleman and roll them back to her.”
Joke submitted by Billy J., Hershey, Pa.
Sam: What is Dracula’s favorite circus act?
Ethan: Tell me.
Sam: He always goes for the juggler!
Joke submitted by Sam C., San Antonio, Tex.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Steve: What do you get when you divide your jack-o’-lantern’s circumference by its diameter?
Paul: What?
Steve: Pumpkin-pi!
Joke submitted by Steve H., Sagamore Hills, Ohio
Dale: What do you do if you want to learn more about Dracula?
Gayle: You join his fang club.
Joke submitted by Dale K., Somerset, Pa.
Comic by ThomasToons
Bill: What can you say about a horrible mummy joke?
Bob: What?
Bill: It Sphinx!
Joke submitted by Eric H., San Diego, Calif.
Chris: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Taylor: I have no idea.
Chris: A necktarine!
Joke submitted by Christopher F., Wildwood, Mo.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Gracie: Why do vampires need mouthwash?
Selena: Why?
Gracie: Because they have bat breath.
Joke submitted by Gracie Y., Los Gatos, Calif.
A book never written: “Did a Vampire Bite Me?” by Chick Yerneck.
Joke submitted by Coleton M., Cary, N.C.
Comic by Scott Masear
Bruce: What is a vampire’s favorite dance?
Kevin: I don’t know. What?
Bruce: The Fang-Dango.
Joke submitted by Zac D., Danville, Calif.
Trent: Why are vampires so easy to fool?
Brent: Why?
Trent: Because they’re suckers.
Joke submitted by Trenton G., Shaftsbury, Vt.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Eddie: What do you call a vampire that lives in a kitchen?
Red: What?
Eddie: Count Spatula.
Joke submitted by Sam M., Greensboro, N.C.
Todd: What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
Leanne: What?
Todd: The xylabone.
Joke submitted by Todd F., Indianapolis, Ind.
Ben: What do you call a kind and considerate monster?
Jonathan: What?
Ben: A complete failure.
Joke submitted by Benjamin M., Rancho Cordova, Calif.
Comic by Daryll Collins
A book never written: “All That’s Left of Me” by Myra Maines.
Joke submitted by Kieran F., Emporia, Kan.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Tim: What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Tom: What?
Tim: Lots of blood tests!
Joke submitted by Tim T., Whitehall, N.Y.
Mackenna: Where is a ghost’s favorite place to sit in a restaurant?
Grayson: I don’t know. Where?
Mackenna: A boo-th!
Joke submitted by Mackenna D., Hampstead, North Carolina
Comic by Scott Nickel
Daffynition: Retreat — To get another piece of candy on Halloween.
Joke submitted by Anthony P., Watkinsville, Ga.
Tom Swiftie: “I’m not eating too much candy,” Tom said sweetly.
Joke submitted by Kevin A., St. Louis, Mo.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Pam: What kind of phone do witches use?
Sam: What kind?
Pam: A touch-toad phone.
Joke submitted by Pam A., Wasilla, Alaska
Cresencio: What was the witch’s favorite subject in school?
Chris: What?
Cresencio: Spelling.
Joke submitted by Cresencio A., Norwalk, Calif.
Comic by Van Scott
Henry: What do you call a wolf that notices everything?
Mike: What?
Henry: Awarewolf.
Joke submitted by Henry N., Austin, Texas
Elizabeth: What is Dracula’s favorite sport?
Christian: What?
Elizabeth: Bat-minton!
Joke submitted by Elizabeth J., Sugar Land, Texas
Comic by Scott Nickel
Rhett: Why don’t skeletons play music in church?
Hank: No clue.
Rhett: Because they don’t have any organs.
Joke submitted by Rhett A., Louisa, Virginia
Jayden: What is a panda’s favorite Halloween food?
Cayden: What?
Jayden: Bam-BOO!
Joke submitted by Jayden V., Westerly, Rhode Island
Comic by Scott Nickel
Alex: Where do monsters get tattoos?
Liz: Where?
Alex: At Monsters Ink!
Joke submitted by Alex Y., Spring Grove, Illinois
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Can you put More!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
Pink purple panda pumpkin
That was cool but it was not funny
This was awsome jokes haha!
To cool for me🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊
lol
I LOVE THESE JOKES
I am Tina I love the jokes very much 😍
i love the jokes there so funny
I love drawing all the pictures
the pictures are soo funny!
The jokes are so funny 😂🤣
hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
do 100 jokes instead of 90
this was a fun little thing to read and i enjoyed it!
it is so funny
these comics are laugh-o-licious!
These jokes are so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😍❤💕😯😉😜😘
so funny
i love these jokes
What do you call it when someone throws salt at you? A-salt
I Really like the jokes, But I like to look at the pictures a lot more. And I really like the details, and the details on the pictures.
yeet
dude
i love the jokes there are funny.
these are all dad jokes :/
funny
This is funny!
None of them made sense you have to admit that.And also happy HALLWEEN!!🎃😈💀🖤🧚♀️🧛♀️!
😎
I have a Joke What do birds say on Halloween? “Trick ‘o Tweet!”
Gerald: Why don’t mummies like to take time off?
Billy-Bob: Why not?
Gerald: Because they are afraid to unwind
I love these jokes
ikr these jokes are so good
very funny
So funny
I have a joke
why don’t you give elsa a balloon?
because she’ll let it go
funniest jokes ever I want more of them especiallt=y the comic with the dog costume and the adult gives her a bone.
I get it, seriously
These are great jokes
I like the story it nic
umm yeah there cool😎😎😎
Olivia: What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
Timmy: I dont know What?
Olivia: Boo Jeans!:]
Cool
I love it!!!
those jokes were the best jokes that I have ever heard I laght at every single one
I love these freaking jokes
I love it
so funny
Who did the ghost take to the dance?
His “Boo”.
Nice site!
awesome. i laughed until i started crying.
I have a joke
“what do you call cheese that isn’t yours’
“nacho cheese”
Q: what did the skeleton say to the gathering of ghosts when he revealed that he has not been tricked?
A: I can see right through you
bob: why do skeletons have low self-esteem
sherrell: I don’t know why?
Bob: they have no body to love
I like them!!!
What did the angel say to the devil?
I dont know!
Halo
not funny did laugh tho
Hi
Luke: what do you get when you cross a vampire and a cup stacker?
Dale: im pooped
Luke: Count Stack-ula
cheesy cringe
I love these!
Love it Halloween Halloween
okay
Sarah:What part of a house do ghosts and spirits avoid?
David:i don’t know. What?
Sarah:The living room
Nice guys
nice bad and funny
i like the graveyard one the most have a great day 🙂
Nice
I like it
I used them on a game to win a pageant costent because they think i am funny
🙂
These are so bad
Weird
Nice jokes!!
Funny!
What is a monsters favorite dessert
Tell me
I scream
this is funny and cheesy
this is funny
nice bad and funnt
i like the one about the graveyard but add this one in
whats a ghost’s favourite dessert
what is it?
I SCREAM
these jokes really lifted my spirits
that is funny
I love them
I love it.
I love boys life Jokes!
Wanna hear a ghost joke?
Yeah
That’s the spirit.
Watch as your friend leaves you forever
What do helicopters do on Halloween?
Witchcraft. (Look up autorotation if you don’t get it.)
It would be great if you add this. “Why do witches wear name tag? So that they know which witch is which” It is a good one that has been thrown around my neighborhood
That was good 😁😁
BORING.
Great jokes that appeal to punsters of all ages!
these jokes are shocking!!!! ; )
Awesome jokes
Funny jokes haha😂😂
it so funny that it made me cry
these are so helpful and very good jokes!thank you for having this joke website and for letting people use it!
its ok
we love these jokes wish you can do more
Good funny halloween jokes :)lol
Why do Computer Scientist always get Halloween and Christmas confused?
Because OCT(al) 31 = DEC(imal) 25
i love the jokes lol
funny!!!
hey
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha very funny jokes. Best jokes I have heard yet. I can not think of better jokes wish you would make some for every season. HINT HINT
I hope you get the hint.
love the tacky humor! wish there were more
That was awsome
These are boring and dumb
the one joke with the ghoul scouts it really should be the cookie monster
That was fang-tastic
Happy Halloween
more jokes
James what did the chimney say to the other
Bob no clue
James you are not aloud to smoke
love the jokes and good to use them for halloween
Most of them were rubbish
Thanks so much! #Last minute halloween need!
Worst. Jokes ever🖕
what did the vampire keep for a pet?
A bloodhound! 😀
Great jokes but add more jokes of goblins,pumpkins ,witches and others other than ghosts and vampires
Cool 😎
Why couldn’t the skeleton dance? he had no body to dance with
Great jokes. Wish there were more.
Some of these are great jokes and some are not as good.
i wish there were more jokes
They are supposed to be funny. That’s what jokes are. Jokes aren’t really scary. I think they are great.
Funny
good
I like your jokes
Your jokes are boo-tiful!
Mark: What room can’t the skeloton go in?
Josh: I don’t know what room can’t the skeloton go in?
Mark: The living room
that doesn’t make any sense
correct
cool
I thought it was really AWESOME
I think thay are funny not scary
yeah
Hilarious love it
awesome!!!!!
NICE JOKE
Hey. Your jokes are great
Love them
Some of these are,cool some are funny
I think they are crazy…awesome!😍
My brother cracks up!
They Were all amazing
These are all funny and hope that you do more!:)
terrible
So funnie
Cool joke why was the six afraid of the seven cause the seven ate nine☺️
So catchy you gotta make more I love your jokes their funny
Some jokes were lame but some were ok.
The best jokes make more
nice jokes
I like your jokes but some of them are kind of cheesy
love the jokes grate for Halloween so i can tell some…put more jokes on here
I think
Cool but u need to do Harry Potter ones
That’s so funny I was sitting on the chair and I fell that is how funny it is.
these are brill, my four year old loved them!
good jokes
i hate these jokes boooooooo!!!!!
so cheesy
good . but i want some more feel in the jokes
Cool jokes
Most of these are funny they are really good at least some one has tried and put there ideas out there weird girl 22
And the skelington did not go to the dance because it had no body to go with lol
Is it ok if I use some jokes
i love all of the jokes they are cheesy but funny
It’s good but more scary like real haunted because I’m not feeling it
I💙 All of the jokes I liked what do mummies like listening to on Halloween wrap music!
um… on.. none of these are funny.
it awasome
i like your joke
why didn’t the skelington go to the dance
Nice jokes cheesy but I like them 🙂
Scott Nickel is the best!
The jokes are realy good
Nice jokes
Love your outstanding jokes
same with me. It is super cute
The Scout jokes are absolutely the best!
i love all them jokes
good jokes
good jokes
These are so funny I love them 😂😂😋
Love the jokes
Teddy: What did the cow get On Holiday
Daisy I dunno
Teddy: a wee Calf
Some are cool
so true some not all are COOL
Really cute!! 🙂
Cool jokes but some don’t make sense
U go scouts!😉;)
some I find boring
some are sooooooo boring
these jokes gave me a migraine
Necktarine is very original! 😄😂😮😆🍷🍹
I love all of these wonderful jokes!!!!
Lol.i love your jokes!
Why do ghosts not have eyes because they would fall before they can see
DUM
The jokes are weird but there creative.
Love these jokes!!! I’m DIEING to hear another. Wait I have one.
Q. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
A. He did not have the guts.
Hilarious
Eww guys
Your jokes are funny.
these are really funny
these jokes are rilly funny my sun rily liked the jokes i did to
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven ate nine!
cool
I don’t now where you get this from but its so cool
why did the potato want to go to France? well DUH! he wanted to become a FRENCH FRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lucy:Why did the raven cross the road?
Freddy:why???
Lucy:To prove he was no chicken.
eh these jokes are ok, their pretty good, just not funny to me
So lame
I agree
i luv them so much i fell off my chair!
a lot of them were not at all funny and some of them did not make sense.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by bella and jEMMA
Love lol 😻 🙊😖😆😆😆😂😭😂😂
I’ve got another joke to add to the list: What do you get when you cross a Coker spaniel a poodle and a ghost : A Coker-Poodle-Boo!
Good but bad
I love these jokes. My favorite one is about the vampire and the mouthwash. What do you get when you cross my cat Brody and a jack-o-lantern costume? CUTENESS!!!!
I can’t believe they came up with those!
Funny joke’s
The boogie man was funny
Get lost
Well why would you look in the first place
Really funny
These jokes are hilarious
I’ve got one –
What do u get when you come across a vampire and a snowman ????
Frostbite!!!!!
The one I like best is
why are vampires so easy to fool?
they are suckers!
I’ve heard that one but it is still funny
Funny!
so funny keep it coming
LOL
These r so funny
Love it
These are going to be good for my class
ok
HA!!!!!! CAN’T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!
My friend doesn’t like these jokes but I do.
I love jokes
i love these jokes
nice. how do 9 or 10 year olds come up with these amazing jokes
Well i know my new jokes
lolage
I think some of these Jokes are a dead-end. Actually most of them are pretty lively! Sorry guys, I think its time to burry my puns before I dig my own grave even deeper.
I just love puns.
flaming good jokes
Boo for you. BOO!
I love them.I told some to my family and they loved them.they all laughed
haha – retreat. get it
I’m gonna use some for my spooky birthday party!
These are corny. But the good kind of candy corn
nice!
I like these jokes.
These are pretty funny!
OK, None of them actually made me laugh, but they are SUPER FUNNY
Hahahaha Those are funny
those are so funny
These jokes made me crack up with the count spatula one there really funny
Awsome jokes they even made me scream!!!
I’m sorry to ask this but ” can I borrow your face for Halloween
too good..i like them!!!
Haha so funny jokes but their funny :))))
SUPER FUNNY JOKES PEEPS
ausome those jokes are crasy i like the first one
They are OK. I understood 96.5 percent of the jokes.
cool
Thank you so much! I used some on Facebook and people enjoyed them!
some are good but some are not that good
Most of the jokes are LAME but some of them are AWESOME
u r correct!
I love all of those funny jokes please post more of them
I think that they are really good
These jokes are good my fave was the vampires fave fruit necktarine
Happy Halloween every body unless you are a ghost
🙂
cool
Like them a lot. Haven’t heard some of them before
They were Corny but still funny
Every one who posted these is awesome
Some are funny
Very funny. Happy Halloween !!!
hahaha…lol
Some are stupid but some are actually funny!! If u thought they weren’t funny u obviously didnt get it
Very funny !
These jokes were pretty good! I like them!!!
not too funny but they will do i guess!
I liked the : what do you call a vampie who lives in the kitchen
Count spatula !!
There awsome
funny
I like the big one next to the photo. 🙂
Not so funny
so not funny.
Kinda funny
cool
I really liked those jokes.When me and my sister did them we were laughing a lot. All of these jokes were really,really funny.We loved them.
I love those jokes
Good joke im using some fir halloween
Samers I might use the one at the begining
they are okay
they are cool
best jokes ever
these jokes pretty good
when i told it to them they broke into laughs
those are some funny jokes. haha hehe
there are so funny.I am going to trick people.
LOL i loved them !!! 🙂
ok
awsome for funny hallloween jokes for school home work like me
Funny jokes they are that good I am having them for my Halloween party!!!
THANKS. :). :). 🙂
Some were funny but most of them were bad.
Cool jokes
These jokes made my little brother crack up thanks for posting these
Some good some bad
awsome
lol
funny stuff
those are so funny!
Cool
Kind of funny
I told my brother and he broke up with laughfulness
ther okay
very funny xx
Funny stuff
laughfulness?
these jokes are corny
not that funny…
these stink
Your. So right
not that funny but it is good.
I thought some were good and some not really good
Those were funny my friend burst out in laughter when I told her!
ha ha ha
ha ha funny..i enjoyed them a lot…
especially the one about the lady and the ghost that must be a gentleman ha ha ha….
theyre all spooky jokes
lol hilarious
😀
Funny
Funny
That is so funny
lol ha funny but good
i think there all funny
Some real funny.
Funny for the KIDS that submitted them. Good job kids!!!
i found some of them funny but some i did not understand
lol
these are hullarios!!!!!
I have one:
Tyler: Knock Knock
JaJa: who’s there
Tyler:Boo
JaJa: Boo who
Tyler: why Are you crying
JaJa: Of corse
Some were quite good!
they are relly funny
Oh come on, obviously you couldn’t find a joke on your own and at least they tried.Thank-you.
some were good but others were bad
The jokes are too cute!!!!
they are pritty funny
I think these are hilarious
i didnt find any of them funny!!1
Totally agree
These jokes are absolutely rubbish there for 1 year olds even if they could red them!!!
amazing i will use some of the jokes to night when i go trickof treating
To Bob – theyre kid jokes. Get a life.
these are not funny
i think there all very funny and i especially like the one by Billy J., Hershey, Pa , about one women rolled her eyes and a guy and his friend said “be a gentilman and roll them back!” hahahaha i might use that one because it is halloween today !!!!! whoooooooooop
i`m sooooo excited xx
These are hilarious!!! Hahahaha ….. pumpkin<<<<<<<<
GREAT JOKES for my Daughter’s 2nd grade class!!!!
i think some of them are very stupid………n boring but some are good
not that funny but alright
these jokes are all really bad get a life
hi im new this is funny
sorry but these are NOT really funny at all accept 1
which ghost is the best dancer
i dont know
the boogie man.
These jokes are suitable for mixed company of all ages. I am sharing them this Halloween. Thanks
yes this a very good website
These r lame.
Great jokes 🙂
Hay i know this does not relate to Halloween but wnat to hear a corny joke
what does the farmer say? cow say moo get the joke is corny cause hi is a farmer
what these halloween mean it halloween
omg these were cute for a 3 year old
Awsome jokes make some more please
Just awsome jokes make som more there realy funny
a will use some of these jokes to take into school! to share on Halloween!!! 🙂
Nice job on the joke
Why dont chickis cross the rode
There chicks
I am not trying to be a hater but I don,t think there funny at all that is just my idea
in my opinion and im not trying to be a hater but these jokes arnt very funny this my opinion only so u might think something else 🙂
epical!
i agree
awsome jokes
I will use these for halloween because some are funny and some are great!!!!!!!!!!!
some are verry funny and some are just funny
Some r cool some r boring. 🙂 🙁
I’m sharing these jokes. Loved them. I’m sure I’ll gets lots of groans.
Sum were real cute and funny!! More please!
they are so cool and funny my 2 favorite is what is a vampires favorite fruit and what ghost can dance the best
funny
y now they are not funny AT ALL!!!
awsom jokes keep em comin
Love jokes to write for the kids lunch notes
There alright, but my favourite one is this one ‘Brandon: Which ghost is the best dancer?
Nolan: I don’t know.
Brandon: The Boogie Man!’ soo funny, my stomach hurt so much for laughingg:))
What do zombies put on their mashed patotoes? GRAVEy.
oh i love that one 🙂
heres one
knock knock
whos there?
norma lee
norma lee who?
norma lee i dont knock at your door
The lamest jokes in the world. How dumb.
funny very funny
i love these
Enjoyed reading these to my kids!
My son loves these jokes. The first thing he runs to read when he receives his Boy’s Life Magazine are the jokes. Keep them all coming…Awesome job boys!!!
Cook me a hamburger Count Spatula!
these jokes ure stupid.
ha ha ha ha! nice jokes
not funny AT ALL!
awesome!
I loved these jokes
what did the mother ghost say to her son dont spook in less you wear spookn to
hey i love one direction more that those jokes
i just write these down now i an going to use these for jokes thanks xx
why didnt the sceliton go swimming
i like the jokes there fang-tastic
Cool jokes everyone but i got one more
abby: “What did Isabella say 2 the ghost?”
Bay: “What??”
abby: ” Watcha Booo-ing???
I only like the joke about the monster rolling eyeballs back to a lady.
Cool jokes could use these for challenges!
cool jokes
These jokes made me physically ill.
Lol my mom thought these were hysterical
🎃👻happy Halloween!!
who ever says these are bad dosn’t know how to laugh
These jokes sure are a “scream”. [:D
ive got better ones like this !!!me:whats a skeletons favorite type of resturant zac:i dunno me: a joint!!!!
These jokes make me laugh out loud
Awsome
this are not funny at all
yeah right!
dont be a hater
ha ha ha, very funny.
like the vampire jokes gunna use 3 this year:P
very funny
i love theses jokes they are absolutely hilarious
very funny i going to tell every one now
right with you
same thing with me
Some were funny but the rest did not make sence
There r to many jokes i cant keep track
they were pretty good well done
Hahahahahaha! That’s so corny! But they are funny oh so funny.
There funny
HA HA VERY FUNNY!
They stink!
I like your jokes
Too Funny!!!:)
Like’em!!! 🙂 😛 😀 😆
funny
They Were Ok.
they alright
really liked laughed so much im using these for halloween 2011
Good ones!!!! :0)
Haha! Bringing these to the Pack Meeting tonight!!
Haha this makes me miss my Boy’s Life subscription.
I can’t wait to share these at our pack mtg tonight
funny funny funny funny funny funny funny
sooooo funny!
i looked at them and laughed but……..there was to many vampire jokes
ha ha
very amusing
ROFLOLCOPTER!
My mom saw them, and laughed so hard she couldn’t talk!
hee hee ha ha lol
hahahahahahahahahah(or) lol
iLike them!
WA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!
Ha!Ghost jokes!
funny so funny
this is so funny