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101 Funny Halloween Jokes and Comics

Happy Halloween! We dare you not to scream with laughter when you read these funny Halloween jokes by Scout Life readers. Do you know a funny Halloween joke? Click here to send in your joke.

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petrified wood comic

Joe: What do you call wood when it’s scared?
Bob: I don’t know.
Joe: Petrified!
Joke submitted by Daniel B., Lincoln, Neb.
Comic by Daryll Collins


Daniel: What do you do when zombies surround your house?
Sam: What?
Daniel: Hope it’s Halloween.
Joke submitted by Daniel R., Boerne, Texas


werewolf with too much hairgel comic

Comic by Scott Nickel


Keenan: What happens when a mummy gets a cold?
John: I have no clue.
Keenan: It starts coffin!
Joke submitted by Keenan N., Williamstown, Kentucky


Lucas: Where do the baby ghost go?
Jeff: I’m stumped.
Lucas: Day scare!
Joke submitted by Lucas Z., Evans, Ga.


comic with pumpkin worried about being turned into pie

Comic by Scott Nickel


Ayn: What does a turkey dress up as for Halloween?
Samantha: I don’t know. What?
Ayn: A gobblin’!
Joke submitted by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pa.


Michael: What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?
Matthew: I don’t know. What?
Michael: Candy corneas.
Joke submitted by Michael and Matthew A., Elba, N.Y.


frankenstein plugged into an electric car charging station

Comic by Scott Nickel


Jenna: What did the vampire say to the ghost at the Halloween party?
Brenna: What?
Jenna: “Come on! Why don’t you live a little?”
Joke submitted by Jenna C., Columbia, Mo.


Thomas: How do you mend a jack-o’-lantern?
George: I have no clue.
Thomas: With a pumpkin patch.
Joke submitted by Thomas W., Shreveport, La.


darth vader upset by lack of dark chocolate in trick or treating

Comic by Scott Nickel


Arlene: What kind of dessert do ghosts like?
Alice: What?
Arlene: I scream!
Joke submitted by Arlene A., Selma, Calif.


A photographer goes to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost on Halloween. The ghost he encounters turns out to be friendly and poses for a snapshot. The happy photographer later downloads his photos and finds that the photos are underexposed and completely blank.

Moral to the story: The spirit is willing, but the flash is weak.
Joke submitted by Jacob S., Lebanon, Ore.


comic with doctor calling tech support for help with monster

Comic by Scott Nickel


Tanay: Knock, knock.
Dad: Who’s there?
Tanay: Boo.
Dad: Boo, who?
Tanay: Why are you crying?!
Joke submitted by Tanay G., Chantilly, Virginia


Bert: What did the ghost wear to the dance?
Sam: I have no clue.
Bert: Booooots.
Joke submitted by Bert Y., Corpus Christi, Tex.


fish in a scary shark costume

Comic by Scott Nickel


Danny: Why didn’t the ghost go to the Halloween party?
Cody: I haven’t the foggiest.
Danny: He was afraid he was going to be booed.
Joke submitted by Danny V., Camarillo, Calif.


Brett: What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?
Brent: I don’t know.
Brett: Wrap music!
Joke submitted by Brent J., Upper Arlington, Ohio


humidity makes werewolfs hair frizzy comic

Comic by Scott Nickel


Spencer: What plants like Halloween the most?
Tanner: Which ones?
Spencer: Bam-BOO!
Joke submitted by Tanner S., Tampa, Fla.


Micah: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin from your roof?
Cameron: What?
Micah: Squash!
Joke submitted by Micah T., Abbeville, S.C.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Yashaswi: What’s the witch’s best subject?
Amy: I haven’t the foggiest.
Yashaswi: Spelling!
Joke submitted by Yashaswi S., Fredericksburg, Va.


Bill: Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween?
McKenzie: Why?
Bill: It didn’t have a haunting license.
Joke submitted by Howard H., Newark, Calif.


halloween-1

Comic by Daryll Collins


Sarah: What are a ghost’s favorite rides at the fair?
Brian: Tell me.
Sarah: The scary-go-round and rollerghoster!
Joke submitted by Sarah O., Springfield, Mo.


Barbara: What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
Cindy: I don’t know.
Barbara: Boo jeans!
Joke submitted by Barbara M., Simpsonville, S.C.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Christopher: What did Superman say to Batman when he invited him to the graveyard on Halloween night?
Daniel: I don’t know.
Christopher: “Sorry, I can’t go into the kryptonite.”
Joke submitted by Christopher S., Chesapeake, Va.


Max: What would you find on a haunted beach?
Sam: I’m stumped.
Max: A sand-witch!
Joke submitted by Maxwell C.


Comic by Scott Nickel


John: Why didn’t the skeleton like the Halloween candy?
Mark: Why?
John: He didn’t have the stomach for it!
Joke submitted by John C., Houston, Texas


Aiden: Where do ghosts make their movies?
Bob: I don’t know.
Aiden: At Univer-soul Studios.
Joke submitted by Aiden W., Granite City, Ill.


comic-1

Comic by Scott Nickel


Erick: Where do ghosts like to swim?
Carl: I don’t know. Tell me.
Erick: The Dead Sea.
Joke submitted by Erick O., National City, Calif.


Sam: What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
Frank: I don’t know.
Sam: The “grim sweeper.”
Joke submitted by Sam M., Pittsburgh, Pa.


Comic by Thomastoons


Chris: What’s worse than being a five-ton witch on Halloween?
Jill: No clue. Hit me with it.
Chris: Being her broom!
Joke submitted by Christian H., Fredericksburg, Va.


Luke: What do you call two witches sharing an apartment?
Jen: I have no clue.
Luke: Broommates!
Joke submitted by Luke B., Kenosha, Wis.


halloween-2

Comic by Scott Nickel


Brenda: Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
Bianca: Where?
Brenda: At the casketeria.
Joke submitted by Brenda D., Elmira, N.Y.


Daffynition: Pocahontas — A card game that comes back to scare you.
Joke submitted by Omkar S., San Jose, Calif.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Jake: Why couldn’t the ghost see its mom and dad?
Philip: I don’t know.
Jake: Because they were trans-parents!
Joke submitted by Jacob C., O’Fallon, Ill.


Darius: What part of the street do vampires live on?
Chad: I don’t know.
Darius: The dead end.
Joke submitted by Darius C., Columbia, Md.


comic-2

Comic by Scott Nickel


Brandon: Which ghost is the best dancer?
Nolan: I don’t know.
Brandon: The Boogie Man!
Joke submitted by Chris S., Centennial, Colo.


Everett: What’s a ghoul’s favorite game on Halloween?
Francisco: What?
Everett: Hide-and-ghost-seek.
Joke submitted by Everett C., Tequesta, Fla.


halloween-3

Comic by Scott Nickel


Rich: Why do they put fences around graveyards?
Mitch: Tell me.
Rich: Because people are dying to get in!
Joke submitted by Richard D., Granville, Ohio


Jerry: Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
Woody: Why?
Jerry: It raises their spirits.
Joke submitted by Matthew R., Dix Hills, N.Y.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Joshua: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Belia: What?
Joshua: Bamboo.
Joke submitted by Joshua T., Cheltenham, Pa.


Gavin: What do you call a tired skeleton on Halloween?
Connor: Beats me.
Gavin: The “grim sleeper.”
Joke submitted by Gavin H., Stoughton, Mass.


comic-3

Comic by Thomastoons


Tim: What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Tom: What?
Tim: Booberry pie.
Joke submitted by Joshua N., Napoleon, Ohio


Tom: What’s a ghost’s favorite room?
Jerry: I dunno.
Tom: The living room!
Joke submitted by Steven G., Virginia Beach, Va.


halloween-4

Comic by Jon Carter


Kirk: Why do mummies have no friends?
Mike: Why
Kirk: Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves!
Joke submitted by Kirk J., Bothell, Wash.


Tom Swiftie: “That ghost movie was horrible!” Tom booed.
Joke submitted by Zakir G., Los Angeles, Calif.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Aidan: What is a ghost’s favorite Cub Scout event?
Taylor: What?
Aidan: Boo and Gold.
Aidan: What is a witch’s favorite Cub Scout event?
Taylor: I give up.
Aidan: Brew and Gold.
Aidan: What is a werewolf’s favorite Cub Scout event?
Taylor: What?
Aidan: Pack meetings, of course!
Joke submitted by Aidan T., Mount Airy, Md.


Stephen: What did the ghost say when the skeleton lied to him?
David: I haven’t a clue.
Stephen: “I can see right through you.”
Joke submitted by Stephen S., Knoxville, Tenn.


halloween-5

Comic by Scott Nickel


A book never written: “Ghost Hunting” by E. Gadd.
Joke submitted by Jet S., Ooltewah, Tenn.


Jess: Why don’t ghosts like rain on Halloween?
Thomas: Why?
Jess:  It dampens their spirits!
Joke submitted by Jess W., Spartanburg, S.C.


halloween-6

Comic by Scott Nickel


Race: What is a goblin’s favorite cheese?
Nathan: What is it?
Race: Monster-ella!
Joke submitted by Daniel B., Tyler, Tex.


Joker: Why did the monster’s mother knit him three socks for Halloween?
Harvey: I have no clue.
Joker: She heard he grew another foot!
Joke submitted by Matthew C., Gladstone, Mo.


halloween-7

Comic by Scott Nickel


Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?”
“Be a gentleman and roll them back to her.”
Joke submitted by Billy J., Hershey, Pa.


Sam: What is Dracula’s favorite circus act?
Ethan: Tell me.
Sam: He always goes for the juggler!
Joke submitted by Sam C., San Antonio, Tex.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Steve: What do you get when you divide your jack-o’-lantern’s circumference by its diameter?
Paul: What?
Steve: Pumpkin-pi!
Joke submitted by Steve H., Sagamore Hills, Ohio


Dale: What do you do if you want to learn more about Dracula?
Gayle: You join his fang club.
Joke submitted by Dale K., Somerset, Pa.


Comic by ThomasToons


Bill: What can you say about a horrible mummy joke?
Bob: What?
Bill: It Sphinx!
Joke submitted by Eric H., San Diego, Calif.


Chris: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Taylor: I have no idea.
Chris: A necktarine!
Joke submitted by Christopher F., Wildwood, Mo.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Gracie: Why do vampires need mouthwash?
Selena: Why?
Gracie: Because they have bat breath.
Joke submitted by Gracie Y., Los Gatos, Calif.


A book never written: “Did a Vampire Bite Me?” by Chick Yerneck.
Joke submitted by Coleton M., Cary, N.C.


Comic by Scott Masear


Bruce: What is a vampire’s favorite dance?
Kevin: I don’t know. What?
Bruce: The Fang-Dango.
Joke submitted by Zac D., Danville, Calif.


Trent: Why are vampires so easy to fool?
Brent: Why?
Trent: Because they’re suckers.
Joke submitted by Trenton G., Shaftsbury, Vt.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Eddie: What do you call a vampire that lives in a kitchen?
Red: What?
Eddie: Count Spatula.
Joke submitted by Sam M., Greensboro, N.C.


Todd: What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
Leanne: What?
Todd: The xylabone.
Joke submitted by Todd F., Indianapolis, Ind.


Ben: What do you call a kind and considerate monster?
Jonathan: What?
Ben: A complete failure.
Joke submitted by Benjamin M., Rancho Cordova, Calif.
Comic by Daryll Collins


A book never written: “All That’s Left of Me” by Myra Maines.
Joke submitted by Kieran F., Emporia, Kan.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Tim: What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Tom: What?
Tim: Lots of blood tests!
Joke submitted by Tim T., Whitehall, N.Y.


Mackenna: Where is a ghost’s favorite place to sit in a restaurant?
Grayson: I don’t know. Where?
Mackenna: A boo-th!
Joke submitted by Mackenna D., Hampstead, North Carolina


Comic by Scott Nickel


Daffynition: Retreat — To get another piece of candy on Halloween.
Joke submitted by Anthony P., Watkinsville, Ga.


Tom Swiftie: “I’m not eating too much candy,” Tom said sweetly.
Joke submitted by Kevin A., St. Louis, Mo.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Pam: What kind of phone do witches use?
Sam: What kind?
Pam: A touch-toad phone.
Joke submitted by Pam A., Wasilla, Alaska


Cresencio: What was the witch’s favorite subject in school?
Chris: What?
Cresencio: Spelling.
Joke submitted by Cresencio A., Norwalk, Calif.


Comic by Van Scott


Henry: What do you call a wolf that notices everything?
Mike: What?
Henry: Awarewolf.
Joke submitted by Henry N., Austin, Texas


Elizabeth: What is Dracula’s favorite sport?
Christian: What?
Elizabeth: Bat-minton!
Joke submitted by Elizabeth J., Sugar Land, Texas


Comic by Scott Nickel


Rhett: Why don’t skeletons play music in church?
Hank: No clue.
Rhett: Because they don’t have any organs.
Joke submitted by Rhett A., Louisa, Virginia


Jayden: What is a panda’s favorite Halloween food?
Cayden: What?
Jayden: Bam-BOO!
Joke submitted by Jayden V., Westerly, Rhode Island


Comic by Scott Nickel


Alex: Where do monsters get tattoos?
Liz: Where?
Alex: At Monsters Ink!
Joke submitted by Alex Y., Spring Grove, Illinois


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461 Comments on 101 Funny Halloween Jokes and Comics

  1. Can you put More!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

  2. Pink purple panda pumpkin

  3. That was cool but it was not funny

  4. This was awsome jokes haha!

  5. To cool for me🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊

  6. I LOVE THESE JOKES

  7. i love the jokes there so funny

  8. I love drawing all the pictures

  9. the pictures are soo funny!

  10. The jokes are so funny 😂🤣

  11. mew12345678910 // November 5, 2020 at 4:34 pm // Reply

    hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  12. happyhouse11 // November 4, 2020 at 5:49 pm // Reply

    do 100 jokes instead of 90

  13. this was a fun little thing to read and i enjoyed it!

  14. it is so funny

  15. these comics are laugh-o-licious!

  16. These jokes are so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😍❤💕😯😉😜😘

  17. so funny

  18. i love these jokes

  19. What do you call it when someone throws salt at you? A-salt

  20. I Really like the jokes, But I like to look at the pictures a lot more. And I really like the details, and the details on the pictures.

  21. dude

  22. i love the jokes there are funny.

  23. these are all dad jokes :/

  24. This is funny!

  25. None of them made sense you have to admit that.And also happy HALLWEEN!!🎃😈💀🖤🧚‍♀️🧛‍♀️!

  26. I have a Joke What do birds say on Halloween? “Trick ‘o Tweet!”

  27. Gerald: Why don’t mummies like to take time off?
    Billy-Bob: Why not?
    Gerald: Because they are afraid to unwind

  28. I love these jokes

  29. very funny

  30. I have a joke
    why don’t you give elsa a balloon?

    because she’ll let it go

  31. funniest jokes ever I want more of them especiallt=y the comic with the dog costume and the adult gives her a bone.

  32. These are great jokes

  33. I like the story it nic

  34. umm yeah there cool😎😎😎

  35. Livie Love Bug // October 27, 2020 at 8:50 am // Reply

    Olivia: What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
    Timmy: I dont know What?
    Olivia: Boo Jeans!:]

  36. Cool

  37. Omni king of distruction // October 26, 2020 at 12:19 pm // Reply

    I love it!!!

  38. those jokes were the best jokes that I have ever heard I laght at every single one

  39. Mera and Princess KJ // October 8, 2020 at 12:11 pm // Reply

    I love these freaking jokes

  40. I love it

  41. so funny

  42. FunnyLady85017 // October 2, 2020 at 1:29 am // Reply

    Who did the ghost take to the dance?

    His “Boo”.

  43. Nice site!

  44. princesskitty // November 1, 2019 at 8:02 am // Reply

    awesome. i laughed until i started crying.

  45. I have a joke
    “what do you call cheese that isn’t yours’
    “nacho cheese”

  46. Spooky Spooky Skeleton // October 31, 2019 at 4:29 pm // Reply

    Q: what did the skeleton say to the gathering of ghosts when he revealed that he has not been tricked?

    A: I can see right through you

  47. bob: why do skeletons have low self-esteem
    sherrell: I don’t know why?
    Bob: they have no body to love

  48. I like them!!!

  49. What did the angel say to the devil?
    I dont know!
    Halo

  50. bob the builder // October 31, 2019 at 9:25 am // Reply

    not funny did laugh tho

  51. Luke: what do you get when you cross a vampire and a cup stacker?
    Dale: im pooped
    Luke: Count Stack-ula

  52. cheesy cringe

  53. Duck Droppings // October 30, 2019 at 10:05 am // Reply

    I love these!

  54. Love it Halloween Halloween

  55. realweird123 // October 28, 2019 at 3:35 pm // Reply

    okay

  56. Sarah:What part of a house do ghosts and spirits avoid?

    David:i don’t know. What?

    Sarah:The living room

  57. Nice
    I like it
    I used them on a game to win a pageant costent because they think i am funny
    🙂

  58. These are so bad

  59. Weird

  60. Nice jokes!!

  61. What is a monsters favorite dessert
    Tell me
    I scream

  62. this is funny and cheesy

  63. this is funny

    • nice bad and funnt

      i like the one about the graveyard but add this one in

      whats a ghost’s favourite dessert
      what is it?
      I SCREAM

  64. these jokes really lifted my spirits

  65. that is funny

  66. I love them

  67. I love it.

  68. I love boys life Jokes!

  69. Wanna hear a ghost joke?
    Yeah
    That’s the spirit.
    Watch as your friend leaves you forever

  70. What do helicopters do on Halloween?
    Witchcraft. (Look up autorotation if you don’t get it.)

  71. It would be great if you add this. “Why do witches wear name tag? So that they know which witch is which” It is a good one that has been thrown around my neighborhood

  72. BORING.

  73. these jokes are shocking!!!! ; )

  74. Awesome jokes

  75. Funny jokes haha😂😂

  76. it so funny that it made me cry

  77. these are so helpful and very good jokes!thank you for having this joke website and for letting people use it!

  78. its ok

  79. we love these jokes wish you can do more

  80. Good funny halloween jokes :)lol

  81. Why do Computer Scientist always get Halloween and Christmas confused?

    Because OCT(al) 31 = DEC(imal) 25

  82. i love the jokes lol

  83. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha very funny jokes. Best jokes I have heard yet. I can not think of better jokes wish you would make some for every season. HINT HINT
    I hope you get the hint.

  84. love the tacky humor! wish there were more

  85. That was awsome

  86. These are boring and dumb

  87. the one joke with the ghoul scouts it really should be the cookie monster

  88. That was fang-tastic

  89. Happy Halloween

  90. more jokes

  91. James what did the chimney say to the other
    Bob no clue
    James you are not aloud to smoke

  92. love the jokes and good to use them for halloween

  93. I seen better // October 31, 2016 at 2:17 am // Reply

    Most of them were rubbish

  94. Thanks so much! #Last minute halloween need!

  95. Worst. Jokes ever🖕

  96. what did the vampire keep for a pet?
    A bloodhound! 😀

  97. Great jokes but add more jokes of goblins,pumpkins ,witches and others other than ghosts and vampires

  98. Cool 😎

  99. Why couldn’t the skeleton dance? he had no body to dance with

  100. Great jokes. Wish there were more.

  101. SoccerStar10 // October 22, 2016 at 10:52 pm // Reply

    Some of these are great jokes and some are not as good.

  102. They are supposed to be funny. That’s what jokes are. Jokes aren’t really scary. I think they are great.

  103. Mrs. Awesomness // October 16, 2016 at 8:23 pm // Reply

    I like your jokes

  104. Your jokes are boo-tiful!

  105. Mark: What room can’t the skeloton go in?
    Josh: I don’t know what room can’t the skeloton go in?
    Mark: The living room

  106. boogie storm // June 26, 2016 at 4:29 pm // Reply

    I thought it was really AWESOME

  107. I think thay are funny not scary

  108. Hilarious love it

  109. awesome!!!!!

  110. NICE JOKE

  111. Hey. Your jokes are great

  112. Love them

  113. princess Laya // November 26, 2015 at 11:23 am // Reply

    Some of these are,cool some are funny

  114. I think they are crazy…awesome!😍

  115. My brother cracks up!

  116. They Were all amazing

  117. These are all funny and hope that you do more!:)

  118. terrible

  119. So funnie

  120. Cool joke why was the six afraid of the seven cause the seven ate nine☺️

  121. So catchy you gotta make more I love your jokes their funny

  122. Seahawklover12 // November 1, 2015 at 10:14 am // Reply

    Some jokes were lame but some were ok.

  123. awesome sauce // October 31, 2015 at 5:39 pm // Reply

    The best jokes make more

  124. nice jokes

  125. I like your jokes but some of them are kind of cheesy

  126. love the jokes grate for Halloween so i can tell some…put more jokes on here

  127. I think

  128. princess sparkle pants // October 30, 2015 at 4:30 pm // Reply

    Cool but u need to do Harry Potter ones

  129. That’s so funny I was sitting on the chair and I fell that is how funny it is.

  130. these are brill, my four year old loved them!

  131. good jokes

  132. i hate these jokes boooooooo!!!!!
    so cheesy

  133. good . but i want some more feel in the jokes

  134. Cool jokes

  135. Most of these are funny they are really good at least some one has tried and put there ideas out there weird girl 22

    And the skelington did not go to the dance because it had no body to go with lol

  136. Is it ok if I use some jokes

  137. i love all of the jokes they are cheesy but funny

  138. It’s good but more scary like real haunted because I’m not feeling it

  139. Dog lover234 // October 29, 2015 at 7:03 am // Reply

    I💙 All of the jokes I liked what do mummies like listening to on Halloween wrap music!

  140. um… on.. none of these are funny.

  141. it awasome

  142. i like your joke

  143. why didn’t the skelington go to the dance

  144. HarleyQuinnLover // October 26, 2015 at 11:22 pm // Reply

    Nice jokes cheesy but I like them 🙂

  145. Scott Nickel is the best!

  146. The jokes are realy good

  147. Nice jokes

  148. Princess candy // October 24, 2015 at 8:17 am // Reply

    Love your outstanding jokes

  149. same with me. It is super cute

  150. The Scout jokes are absolutely the best!

  151. i love all them jokes

  152. what are you doing // October 20, 2015 at 5:06 pm // Reply

    good jokes

  153. good jokes

  154. These are so funny I love them 😂😂😋

  155. Love the jokes

  156. Teddy: What did the cow get On Holiday
    Daisy I dunno
    Teddy: a wee Calf

  157. Some are cool

  158. Really cute!! 🙂

  159. Cool jokes but some don’t make sense

  160. U go scouts!😉;)

  161. some I find boring

  162. some are sooooooo boring

  163. tyler j l-/ // October 9, 2015 at 1:48 pm // Reply

    these jokes gave me a migraine

  164. Necktarine is very original! 😄😂😮😆🍷🍹

  165. Leopardstar // October 4, 2015 at 6:11 pm // Reply

    I love all of these wonderful jokes!!!!

  166. Lol.i love your jokes!

  167. Diamond_0Gamer // September 30, 2015 at 6:15 pm // Reply

    Why do ghosts not have eyes because they would fall before they can see

  168. The jokes are weird but there creative.

  169. Love these jokes!!! I’m DIEING to hear another. Wait I have one.

    Q. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?

    A. He did not have the guts.

  170. Your jokes are funny.

  171. these are really funny

  172. these jokes are rilly funny my sun rily liked the jokes i did to

  173. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
    Because seven ate nine!

  174. cool
    I don’t now where you get this from but its so cool

  175. why did the potato want to go to France? well DUH! he wanted to become a FRENCH FRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  176. Lucy:Why did the raven cross the road?
    Freddy:why???
    Lucy:To prove he was no chicken.

  177. eh these jokes are ok, their pretty good, just not funny to me

  178. So lame

  179. i luv them so much i fell off my chair!

  180. the 2 ghouls! // October 31, 2014 at 11:51 am // Reply

    a lot of them were not at all funny and some of them did not make sense.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by bella and jEMMA

  181. Love lol 😻 🙊😖😆😆😆😂😭😂😂

  182. I’ve got another joke to add to the list: What do you get when you cross a Coker spaniel a poodle and a ghost : A Coker-Poodle-Boo!

  183. Sadie and Emily // October 31, 2014 at 9:36 am // Reply

    Good but bad

  184. I love these jokes. My favorite one is about the vampire and the mouthwash. What do you get when you cross my cat Brody and a jack-o-lantern costume? CUTENESS!!!!

  185. I can’t believe they came up with those!

  186. Funny joke’s

  187. The boogie man was funny

  188. Get lost

  189. Really funny

  190. FlyingMonkey99 // October 28, 2014 at 5:41 pm // Reply

    These jokes are hilarious

  191. I’ve got one –

    What do u get when you come across a vampire and a snowman ????

    Frostbite!!!!!

  192. Hola, Señor // October 28, 2014 at 1:44 pm // Reply

    Funny!

  193. so funny keep it coming

  194. These r so funny

  195. Love it

  196. These are going to be good for my class

  197. HA!!!!!! CAN’T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!

  198. My friend doesn’t like these jokes but I do.

  199. i love these jokes

  200. nice. how do 9 or 10 year olds come up with these amazing jokes

  201. Well i know my new jokes

  202. I think some of these Jokes are a dead-end. Actually most of them are pretty lively! Sorry guys, I think its time to burry my puns before I dig my own grave even deeper.

  203. I just love puns.

  204. flaming good jokes

  205. Boo for you. BOO!

  206. I love them.I told some to my family and they loved them.they all laughed

  207. haha – retreat. get it

  208. I’m gonna use some for my spooky birthday party!

  209. Doctorbanana // October 9, 2014 at 5:49 am // Reply

    These are corny. But the good kind of candy corn

  210. I like these jokes.

  211. These are pretty funny!

  212. OK, None of them actually made me laugh, but they are SUPER FUNNY

  213. Hahahaha Those are funny

  214. those are so funny

  215. These jokes made me crack up with the count spatula one there really funny

  216. smelly bum // March 18, 2014 at 3:31 am // Reply

    Awsome jokes they even made me scream!!!

  217. I’m sorry to ask this but ” can I borrow your face for Halloween

  218. too good..i like them!!!

  219. Haha so funny jokes but their funny :))))

  220. SUPER FUNNY JOKES PEEPS

  221. ausome those jokes are crasy i like the first one

  222. They are OK. I understood 96.5 percent of the jokes.

  223. Thank you so much! I used some on Facebook and people enjoyed them!

  224. some are good but some are not that good

  225. Most of the jokes are LAME but some of them are AWESOME

  226. I love all of those funny jokes please post more of them

  227. I think that they are really good

  228. Halloweenlover609 // October 31, 2013 at 11:26 am // Reply

    These jokes are good my fave was the vampires fave fruit necktarine

  229. Happy Halloween every body unless you are a ghost

  230. cool

  231. Like them a lot. Haven’t heard some of them before

  232. They were Corny but still funny

  233. Every one who posted these is awesome

  234. Some are funny

  235. Ghoulish Commish // October 30, 2013 at 7:27 pm // Reply

    Very funny. Happy Halloween !!!

  236. hahaha…lol

  237. mynameiswhat? // October 30, 2013 at 4:37 pm // Reply

    Some are stupid but some are actually funny!! If u thought they weren’t funny u obviously didnt get it

  238. Very funny !

  239. These jokes were pretty good! I like them!!!

  240. katiewatie10 // October 30, 2013 at 2:42 pm // Reply

    not too funny but they will do i guess!

  241. Jollytrumbone // October 30, 2013 at 1:57 pm // Reply

    I liked the : what do you call a vampie who lives in the kitchen

    Count spatula !!

  242. There awsome

  243. funny

  244. I like the big one next to the photo. 🙂

  245. Not so funny

  246. so not funny.

  247. Kinda funny

  248. cool

  249. I really liked those jokes.When me and my sister did them we were laughing a lot. All of these jokes were really,really funny.We loved them.

  250. I love those jokes

  251. purlewolfblood // October 26, 2013 at 2:15 am // Reply

    Good joke im using some fir halloween

  252. they are okay

  253. they are cool

  254. best jokes ever

  255. these jokes pretty good

  256. when i told it to them they broke into laughs

  257. those are some funny jokes. haha hehe

  258. LOL i loved them !!! 🙂

  259. ok

  260. awsome for funny hallloween jokes for school home work like me

  261. Funny jokes they are that good I am having them for my Halloween party!!!
    THANKS. :). :). 🙂

  262. good or bad! // October 16, 2013 at 5:36 am // Reply

    Some were funny but most of them were bad.

  263. Cool jokes

  264. These jokes made my little brother crack up thanks for posting these

  265. Some good some bad

  266. lol

  267. funny stuff

  268. Auttyinloveinlove // September 18, 2013 at 1:31 pm // Reply

    those are so funny!

  269. Kind of funny

  270. All-Pro-Gamerz // November 14, 2012 at 8:19 pm // Reply

    I told my brother and he broke up with laughfulness

  271. very funny xx

  272. thermonuclear hotcakes // November 5, 2012 at 5:47 pm // Reply

    Funny stuff

  273. these jokes are corny

  274. not that funny…

  275. these stink

  276. not that funny but it is good.

  277. I thought some were good and some not really good

  278. Those were funny my friend burst out in laughter when I told her!

  279. ha ha ha

  280. ha ha funny..i enjoyed them a lot…
    especially the one about the lady and the ghost that must be a gentleman ha ha ha….

  281. theyre all spooky jokes

  282. lol hilarious

  283. 😀

  284. Funny

  285. That is so funny

  286. lol ha funny but good

  287. i think there all funny

  288. Some real funny.

  289. Funny for the KIDS that submitted them. Good job kids!!!

  290. i found some of them funny but some i did not understand

  291. these are hullarios!!!!!

  292. I have one:
    Tyler: Knock Knock
    JaJa: who’s there
    Tyler:Boo
    JaJa: Boo who
    Tyler: why Are you crying
    JaJa: Of corse

  293. Some were quite good!

  294. they are relly funny

  295. Oh come on, obviously you couldn’t find a joke on your own and at least they tried.Thank-you.

  296. halloween kid // October 31, 2012 at 11:47 am // Reply

    some were good but others were bad

  297. The jokes are too cute!!!!

  298. they are pritty funny

  299. I think these are hilarious

  300. i didnt find any of them funny!!1

  301. These jokes are absolutely rubbish there for 1 year olds even if they could red them!!!

  302. amazing i will use some of the jokes to night when i go trickof treating

  303. To Bob – theyre kid jokes. Get a life.

  304. these are not funny

  305. i think there all very funny and i especially like the one by Billy J., Hershey, Pa , about one women rolled her eyes and a guy and his friend said “be a gentilman and roll them back!” hahahaha i might use that one because it is halloween today !!!!! whoooooooooop
    i`m sooooo excited xx

  306. These are hilarious!!! Hahahaha ….. pumpkin<<<<<<<<

  307. GREAT JOKES for my Daughter’s 2nd grade class!!!!

  308. i think some of them are very stupid………n boring but some are good

  309. not that funny but alright

  310. these jokes are all really bad get a life

  311. hi im new this is funny

  312. sorry but these are NOT really funny at all accept 1
    which ghost is the best dancer
    i dont know
    the boogie man.

  313. Sweetblossem // October 31, 2012 at 2:37 am // Reply

    These jokes are suitable for mixed company of all ages. I am sharing them this Halloween. Thanks

  314. yes this a very good website

  315. These r lame.

  316. Great jokes 🙂

  317. Dwarf of Casmodan // October 30, 2012 at 8:53 pm // Reply

    Hay i know this does not relate to Halloween but wnat to hear a corny joke
    what does the farmer say? cow say moo get the joke is corny cause hi is a farmer

  318. what these halloween mean it halloween

  319. omg these were cute for a 3 year old

  320. Awsome jokes make some more please

  321. Just awsome jokes make som more there realy funny

  322. a will use some of these jokes to take into school! to share on Halloween!!! 🙂

  323. Nice job on the joke

  324. Why dont chickis cross the rode
    There chicks

  325. I am not trying to be a hater but I don,t think there funny at all that is just my idea

    • crazy zombie // October 31, 2012 at 6:52 am // Reply

      in my opinion and im not trying to be a hater but these jokes arnt very funny this my opinion only so u might think something else 🙂

  326. epical!

  327. awsome jokes

  328. I will use these for halloween because some are funny and some are great!!!!!!!!!!!

  329. happy hall o ween // October 30, 2012 at 3:00 am // Reply

    some are verry funny and some are just funny

  330. Some r cool some r boring. 🙂 🙁

  331. I’m sharing these jokes. Loved them. I’m sure I’ll gets lots of groans.

  332. lots of laughts // October 29, 2012 at 6:32 pm // Reply

    Sum were real cute and funny!! More please!

  333. funny

  334. y now they are not funny AT ALL!!!

  335. awsom jokes keep em comin

  336. Love jokes to write for the kids lunch notes

  337. There alright, but my favourite one is this one ‘Brandon: Which ghost is the best dancer?
    Nolan: I don’t know.
    Brandon: The Boogie Man!’ soo funny, my stomach hurt so much for laughingg:))

  338. Error:No name // October 28, 2012 at 6:38 pm // Reply

    What do zombies put on their mashed patotoes? GRAVEy.
    oh i love that one 🙂

  339. monkey lee 11 // October 28, 2012 at 6:23 pm // Reply

    heres one
    knock knock
    whos there?
    norma lee
    norma lee who?
    norma lee i dont knock at your door

  340. The lamest jokes in the world. How dumb.

  341. funny very funny

  342. i love these

  343. Enjoyed reading these to my kids!

  344. PopcornQueen // October 26, 2012 at 7:56 am // Reply

    My son loves these jokes. The first thing he runs to read when he receives his Boy’s Life Magazine are the jokes. Keep them all coming…Awesome job boys!!!

  345. Cook me a hamburger Count Spatula!

  346. ha ha ha ha! nice jokes

  347. not funny AT ALL!

  348. awesome!

  349. I loved these jokes

  350. what did the mother ghost say to her son dont spook in less you wear spookn to

  351. mama one direction // October 25, 2012 at 11:48 am // Reply

    hey i love one direction more that those jokes

  352. i just write these down now i an going to use these for jokes thanks xx

  353. why didnt the sceliton go swimming

  354. Cool jokes everyone but i got one more
    abby: “What did Isabella say 2 the ghost?”
    Bay: “What??”
    abby: ” Watcha Booo-ing???

  355. awesomeperson // October 24, 2012 at 2:51 pm // Reply

    I only like the joke about the monster rolling eyeballs back to a lady.

  356. Cool jokes could use these for challenges!

  357. cool jokes

  358. These jokes made me physically ill.

  359. Lol my mom thought these were hysterical
    🎃👻happy Halloween!!

  360. who ever says these are bad dosn’t know how to laugh

  361. MageOfMoltor // October 23, 2012 at 7:01 pm // Reply

    These jokes sure are a “scream”. [:D

  362. Godzilla 90,s // October 23, 2012 at 5:32 pm // Reply

    ive got better ones like this !!!me:whats a skeletons favorite type of resturant zac:i dunno me: a joint!!!!

  363. These jokes make me laugh out loud

  364. this are not funny at all

  365. ha ha ha, very funny.

  366. like the vampire jokes gunna use 3 this year:P

  367. very funny

  368. i love theses jokes they are absolutely hilarious

  369. Some were funny but the rest did not make sence

  370. There r to many jokes i cant keep track

  371. they were pretty good well done

  372. Hahahahahaha! That’s so corny! But they are funny oh so funny.

  373. There funny

  374. HA HA VERY FUNNY!

  375. They stink!

  376. I like your jokes

  377. Too Funny!!!:)

  378. OK ANSWER/BURGER BOY // May 3, 2012 at 9:55 am // Reply

    Like’em!!! 🙂 😛 😀 😆

  379. CountSpatula4 // February 10, 2012 at 10:51 am // Reply

    They Were Ok.

  380. they alright

  381. really liked laughed so much im using these for halloween 2011

  382. Good ones!!!! :0)

  383. Haha! Bringing these to the Pack Meeting tonight!!

  384. Haha this makes me miss my Boy’s Life subscription.

  385. I can’t wait to share these at our pack mtg tonight

  386. funny funny funny funny funny funny funny

  387. sooooo funny!

  388. i looked at them and laughed but……..there was to many vampire jokes

  389. ha ha

  390. very amusing

  391. ROFLOLCOPTER!

  392. My mom saw them, and laughed so hard she couldn’t talk!

  393. hee hee ha ha lol

  394. hahahahahahahahahah(or) lol

  395. Game Masta a.k.a.1 4m 4w30m3 // October 13, 2011 at 3:39 pm // Reply

    iLike them!

  396. WA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!

  397. Ha!Ghost jokes!

  398. funny so funny

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