30 Funny Baseball Jokes and Comics
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Isaac: How long did the baseball player spend in the library?
Vera: Iâm stumped.
Isaac: Five minutes. It was a short stop.
Joke submitted by Isaac B., Grand Rapids, Ohio
A man at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit him.
Joke submitted by Colin H., Ellicott City, Md.
Daniel: Which baseball player loved ïŹreplaces?
Bradley: Which one?
Daniel: Mickey Mantle.
Joke submitted by Daniel P., Ontario, Ore.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Austin: Which baseball player makes flapjacks?
Ethan: I donât know.
Austin: The batter!
Joke submitted by Bradley K., Orlando, Fla.
Christopher: Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Anthony: Beats me.
Christopher: Because he was the wurst on his team.
Joke submitted by Christopher F., Bellingham, Wash.
Bob: What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
Fred: I have no idea.
Bob: A fly swatter.
Joke submitted by Jared D., Cave Creek, Ariz.
Comic by Daryll Collins
Lyle: Did you know baseball is the first sport in the Bible?
Dale: No, I didnât.
Lyle: Yep, in Genesis it says, âIn the big inning!â
Joke submitted by Lyle H., Westerville, Neb.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Ty: What do male cattle use to write?
Luke: Beats me.
Ty: Bullpens!
Joke submitted by Tyler R., Talladega, Ala.
Nathan: What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Kyle: Iâm stumped.
Nathan: âCatch ya later!â
Joke submitted by Nathan R., Santa Fe, N.M.
Comic by Daryll Collins
Michael: Why are some umpires fat?
Andrew: Tell me.
Michael: They always clean their plate!
Joke submitted by Noah B., Lincoln, Neb.
Bob didnât believe that Fredâs dog could talk. So Fred asked his dog, âWhatâs on top of a house?â
âRoof,â the dog barked.
Bob wasnât convinced. So Fred asked the dog how sandpaper feels.
âRough.â
He still wasnât convinced.
âO.K., who was the greatest baseball player of all time?â Fred asked the dog.
âRuth.â
With that, Bob walked away, shaking his head in disbelief. The dog turned to Fred and asked: Was it Hank Aaron?â
Joke submitted by Emily S., Oswego, Ill.
Peter: What’s a baseball player’s least favorite Star Wars movie?
Sammy: I have no idea.
Peter: The Umpire Strikes Back.
Joke submitted by Peter S., Greenwich, Conn.
Comic by Daryll Collins
Chris: Which baseball player holds water?
John: I donât know. Which one?
Chris: The pitcher.
Joke submitted by Christopher V., River Ridge, La.
A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk with him. âIâve figured out your problem,â he told the pitcher. âYou always lose control at the same point in every game.â âWhen is that?â âRight after the national anthem.â
Joke submitted by William E., Morganton, N.C.
Noe: Why is baseball stadium the coolest place to be?
Joe: Why?
Noe: Because itâs full of fans.
Joke submitted by Noe O., Westbury, N.Y.
Comic by Daryll Collins
Matthew: How do baseball players keep in touch?
Connor: I donât know. How?
Matthew: They touch base every once in a while.
Joke submitted by Matthew R., Fullerton, Calif.
Eric: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
Victor: I have no idea.
Eric: A baseball team!
Joke submitted by Kaden B., Columbus, Ind.
Mike: Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball?
Matt: Why?
Mike: She had a pumpkin for a coach.
Joke submitted by Micheal R., Brewton, Ala.
Jon: Whatâs the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggotâs father?
Tom: What?
Jon: Oneâs a pop fly. The otherâs a fly pop.
Joke submitted by Jon W., Stroudsburg, Pa.
A book never written: âHow to Be a Better Baseball Playerâ by Ben Schwarmer.
Joke submitted by Steven C., Apple Valley, Minn.
Mark: What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Mike: What?
Mark: Three stripes and youâre out.
Joke submitted by Mark L., Sicklerville, N.J.
Tanner: Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?
Nancy: Why?
Tanner: She ran away from the ball.
Joke submitted by Tanner F., Kent, Wash.
Tanner: What do baseball players use to bake a cake?
Pedro: I donât know. What?
Tanner: Oven MITTS, BUNT pans and BATTER.
Joke submitted by Tanner M., Pittsburgh, Pa.
A book never written: âThe Quickest Baseball Gameâ by Earl E. Wynn.
Joke submitted by Alex N., Milford, N.J.
Warped Wiseman wonders: âWhy do we sing âTake Me Out to the Ballgameâ when weâre already there?â
Joke submitted by T.C. C., Oakdale, Tenn.
Riddler: A man leaves home, makes a left turn, makes another left, then another left turn and goes home again. When he gets home there are two men wearing masks waiting for him. Who are they?
Batman: I havenât a clue.
Riddler: The catcher and the umpire.
Joke submitted by Jonathan L., Cary, N.C.
Warped Wiseman wonders: âWhy is it called the World Series if only North American teams can play?â
Joke submitted by Ajay G., Allentown, Pa.
A book never written: âPittsburgh Pirates, World Series Champions!â by Ben Waiten.
Joke submitted by Bill V., Ligonier, Pa.
Manager: Our new infielder cost $10 million. I call him our âWonder Player.â
Fan: Whyâs that?
Manager: Every time he plays, I wonder why I bothered to get him.
Joke submitted by Josh S., Pittsford, N.Y.
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These baseball jokesAre mmm funny
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nice loves scout life comics and jokes
where does a robber steal the most bases?
A baseball game
which animal is the best at baseball?
the baseball bat!
how to bunt step one don’t step two hit a dinger
i like turtles
I get it
Real funny
Great
Why did the baseball player go to McDonalds?
It was a Short Stop
funny
Awesome
Funny!
Nice one
Ha ha ha love it
Very good guys very good
Why did the baseball player refuse to run around the bases after he hit the ball out of the park.
He was home sick
Gary: ‘Swing that bat!’
Julia: “Bat?! Where?!” as she ran away.
Emersyn: What goes all the way around a baseball field but never moves?
Rose: IDK
Emersyn: The Fence
I liked the talking dog joke.
Me strike 2!!!
HAHAHA!
those are funny
I like it.
I like it.
haha
These jokes are so funny!!!
Ha ha
that is funny
Keep Am Going.
Why did the chicken cross the road. Why. Because they traded him from the Yankees to the mets.
HAHAHA!
That guy shouldâve stayed with the Yankees cause the yanks are way better then the Mets
Awesome
So funny! đ I like them!
what baseball team would win in a game of tugawar
My husband is going to the cardinals game tonight,just thought I’d share a few baseball jokes with him.Thanks for helping!!!!
why does it take you longer to from 2nd to 3rd then from 1st to 2nd when its the same distance ? short stop between 2rd and 3rd
Nice one