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  1. who says alligators can’t drive.

  2. I knew I should have investigated when the guy on ebay said “As is”!

  3. See ya later alligator

  4. This is to tasty to be a mirage!

  5. Hmmm… This wasn’t the taxi I expected.

  6. Just a little rusty, nothin a good old alligator can’t fix.

  7. annoying orange // July 30, 2019 at 3:13 pm // Reply

    #iluvmynewcar

  8. mind if i take a ride?

  9. Uncle Godzilla! Look! It’s your favorite snack!

  10. Seriously, Ron Weasly?

  11. for the boys! // July 29, 2019 at 9:43 pm // Reply

    the perfect present for my dad who is too slow to hunt now

  12. CallMeAnonymous // July 29, 2019 at 7:12 pm // Reply

    I wish I had hands for driving.

  13. Could u give me a ride??

  14. yes ill take a ride!!!

  15. No wonder Humans like these!

  16. No wonder Hoomans like these!

  17. vinprittroop454 // July 29, 2019 at 12:24 pm // Reply

    I hate the budget cuts for the getaway car.

  18. I don’t care that it’s rusty I need transportation.

  19. EpicRaptor24 // July 29, 2019 at 9:50 am // Reply

    The Investa-gator says: “This is suspicious”

  20. Foolish human, leaving mobile vehicles unguarded, the next step in my plot!

  21. pianotimeethiopia946transatlantic // July 28, 2019 at 7:21 pm // Reply

    Why do Alligators live in rivers and I live an automobile. Wait! Alligators swim. I drive! I Never thought about that!!

  22. Nice ride.

  23. Why did the alligator cross the road?
    To get to the rusty car

  24. FunnyWrites // July 28, 2019 at 6:24 pm // Reply

    Yes… I am totally a crocodile… Definitely not an alligator. 😉

  25. SYDNEY SMITH // July 28, 2019 at 4:48 pm // Reply

    ok now how do i get this bad boy started

  26. sydney smith // July 28, 2019 at 4:48 pm // Reply

    look at my hot ride

  27. SnorlaxThePokemonRules // July 28, 2019 at 4:16 pm // Reply

    All right, where are the keys?

  28. SYDNEY SMITH // July 28, 2019 at 4:05 pm // Reply

    NOW HOW DO I GET IN THIS BAD BOY

  29. CROKO CRUNCH // July 28, 2019 at 4:02 pm // Reply

    metal looks TASTY!

  30. I left my car here over night and it got all rusty!

  31. GrandAdmiralSherman // July 28, 2019 at 12:37 pm // Reply

    This is just what I needed to effectively infiltrate Chicago.

  32. is there even a gps on this thing? I need navigation.

  33. WOW! A secret tunnel

  34. DaVictoriousVihaan // July 28, 2019 at 8:21 am // Reply

    Dude! I just tried tires for the first time! It’s like 4000 times better than salmon!!

  35. HEY BUDDIES! GIVE ME A FAKE DRIVERS LICENSE!

  36. Only $150? You don’t say…

  37. Whoa there bessie!

  38. mr. picklecorn // July 27, 2019 at 9:31 pm // Reply

    who wants to race me

  39. mr. picklecorn // July 27, 2019 at 9:28 pm // Reply

    finally I can get to Wendy’s

  40. Hey,this does not look like the pic!

  41. I call this my tail-gator

  42. Legendaryluka // July 27, 2019 at 7:45 pm // Reply

    I’m really old and rusty

  43. “…I know there’s an agent in that spy car, but there is no way he can see me in super stealth mode…”

  44. This thing is so rusty I don’t think I was born when this was made

  45. That’s one big animal

  46. Get out of here // July 27, 2019 at 5:44 pm // Reply

    That’s a big caiman

  47. iloverandomdonuts // July 27, 2019 at 5:43 pm // Reply

    nice a new car!

  48. Get out of my house you rusty monster

  49. Hmm. Fix this and it’ll sell for a fortune.

  50. INeedANewHome // July 27, 2019 at 1:09 pm // Reply

    honey? can you help me into my car?

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