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  1. #1 scout 😱 // October 20, 2024 at 12:52 pm // Reply

    Man this phone is slower than me!

  2. The Wi-Fi out here if terrible!

  3. Hey why is it not working

  4. BuckbeakFan // March 13, 2024 at 4:51 pm // Reply

    Hey… where’s the water?

  5. JonahSScout714 // January 21, 2024 at 8:54 pm // Reply

    Wow, this iPhone passcode is harder to crack than my shell!

  6. What’s the password?

  7. I will make a Facebook account. Wait, I AM NOT A ROBOT!!! Could somebody tell me what a train is because I need to tap some squares…

  8. how do you order lettuce on this thing!

  9. These work much better than the shellphones we used at the pond.
    🙂

  10. Submitted by: Hi Friends! // December 21, 2023 at 5:23 pm // Reply

    Ignore me just taking a shellfy!

  11. POV: you 24/7

  12. where did you buy that???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. Wait…………………….This isn’t a pool!

  14. Just checking my Snaping turtle chat

  15. sharksRcool14387 // September 28, 2023 at 7:26 pm // Reply

    I have beaten the human mario!!!wait…what?! NO SIGNAL?!! COME ON!!!!! (yeets phone)

  16. matt squirrel // September 26, 2023 at 4:35 pm // Reply

    just casualy playing on my iphone

  17. yeeterman is camo // September 17, 2023 at 5:44 pm // Reply

    AR be like

  18. Pretty nifty bed, the boys at the pond are gonna be jealous!

  19. you got games on your phone

  20. themightydorito // August 23, 2023 at 10:56 am // Reply

    oh thats why its so slow

  21. Hmmm, the company said it had face ID…

  22. much smoother than the rocks

  23. I’m on it so it’s MINE!

  24. WHY DO ALL THE POWER-UPS MAKE ME SLOWER!!!

  25. i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i! // June 16, 2023 at 9:06 pm // Reply

    Where’s the power button? I want to play Minecraft!

  26. why is the internet so slow 🙁

  27. Anonymous // June 7, 2023 at 7:30 pm // Reply

    Finally! Screen Time! I haven’t had any for 20 years.

  28. Now, time to get rid of twitter!

  29. Marshmallowz // May 26, 2023 at 4:28 pm // Reply

    AHEM I am WORKING!

  30. Scout 101 // May 18, 2023 at 6:00 pm // Reply

    When your mom says you have 15 more minutes to play your game

  31. Dingus mcgee // April 26, 2023 at 1:36 pm // Reply

    You got games?

  32. Bros chilling with a view

  33. Time for a gaming session

  34. Why on earth is the wifi so slow?

  35. Mine now!

  36. Pancakeposts // March 9, 2023 at 9:32 pm // Reply

    When you turned your head for one second

  37. magazines are awesome // March 9, 2023 at 5:58 pm // Reply

    Apple Phone? It should be Turtle Phone!

  38. Hi T-Mobile, I would like to file a complaint. The Phone I bought is not working.

  39. turtally132456 // February 26, 2023 at 11:10 am // Reply

    Where is the owner’s manual?

  40. Looking for an endangered species list

  41. How do I turn this darn thing on?

  42. The internet is a little slow here

  43. Fcboyscout20 // November 10, 2022 at 4:49 pm // Reply

    Ring. Hello ? Is there anyone there ?

  44. Pretty Lights … ooohhh

  45. Come on, face id… ahhh face id is such a hassle.

  46. I am the fastest in this game

  47. just a couple more minutes and I’ll be able to click on the social media app

  48. good turble

  49. ME HUNGRY!!! // June 15, 2022 at 10:18 am // Reply

    HEY!!! WHERE ARE YOU,
    COUSIN FRED!!!

    [ TURTLE WEBSITE ]

  50. Mr cocoon // June 5, 2022 at 6:39 am // Reply

    I will use the phone to call uncle Frederick and he can start attacking the people.ma ha ha ha.

  51. PAC BOIIIIIIIII // June 1, 2022 at 8:28 pm // Reply

    Wow new tic toc!

  52. I could use some speed and this has high speed internet

  53. Ah man! This game is hard.

  54. I wish I could have gotten power-ups when I beat the hare like in this easing game!

  55. Coral Pinky // May 18, 2022 at 10:39 am // Reply

    Time to text Margarita turtle!

  56. Baconlord733 // May 12, 2022 at 3:55 pm // Reply

    Why is my WiFi so slow

  57. Canipleasewinineverhave // April 30, 2022 at 4:52 pm // Reply

    Turtle: *start playing song “ you used to call me on your cell phone”*

    Turtle: THIS IS MY JAM!!

  58. Just Some Weirdo // April 28, 2022 at 12:43 pm // Reply

    Slow Internet

  59. Person who said gaming // April 26, 2022 at 1:58 pm // Reply

    Get out of my room I’, playing minecraft!!!

  60. NO MY PHONE DIED XD

  61. ssssssssssssstreaks // April 5, 2022 at 11:12 am // Reply

    gotta get those streaks

  62. Moms are so strange. I just got an iphone… I’M 36!!!!!

  63. Finally, mom let me get a phone

  64. Time to play scout life games

  65. Pavement? Overused cellphone. Both black and unhealthy for human.

  66. must watch turtletube!

  67. mjIsAweSome // March 13, 2022 at 4:07 pm // Reply

    My internet be like…

  68. “I can’t reach pink color…”

  69. Just checking the snail mail.

  70. Turtle phone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  71. “Squirtle has been captured and loaded to your deck.

  72. I love this Dragon mania game… I wonder if I push hard enough I could let my wings out of my shell

  73. I don’t know why I’m playing Mario, I have to kill my own kind in that game…

  74. World record!: slowest Tetris player ever!

  75. Wolf lover 123 // January 11, 2022 at 10:04 pm // Reply

    How can humans play video games but I can not! Unfair!!! Turtles can play too.

  76. I need a new phone mine is running slow!!!!!!!
    I WILL buy an iPhone 13

  77. How do I turn this on? I need help!!

  78. Iliketwigs1192 // December 13, 2021 at 6:58 pm // Reply

    I. Must. Take. This. Selfie.

  79. Mr.longshlong // December 9, 2021 at 9:44 am // Reply

    That slow friend with a phone

  80. bytehturtlesfriend // December 8, 2021 at 2:33 pm // Reply

    ooh maybe I should get racing stripes then I’ll be faster

  81. whyis de internet service so slow

  82. This phone must be outdated, it’s very slow!

  83. Mom! We ran out of shellular data!

  84. Phonetortoise // December 1, 2021 at 5:53 pm // Reply

    Where is Turtletube video??

  85. The turtle is listening to his girlfriend talk on the on the phone.

  86. Ah come on i don’t want to hit the letter ‘h’ i want to hit the letter ‘i’

  87. ooh, an iphone 13 pro max speed edition!

  88. Check out my new “shell phone”!

  89. This service is so slow!

  90. Hey, let me play some mobile games

  91. shoot, i’m out of battery.

  92. IComeUpWithTheBestCaptions // November 4, 2021 at 8:41 pm // Reply

    Why is my internet so Slow?!?

  93. THIS IS NOT AN I PHONE IT IS A T PHONE

  94. My internet speed on campouts

  95. Get this man… turtle an Uber

  96. Let’s see if I can find anything about Sheldon on Facebook.

  97. Must post new stuff. It has been 1 hour since last post

  98. Is this water

  99. why is this pool so small

  100. Team Titans // October 7, 2021 at 1:08 pm // Reply

    The turtle is on the phone. He is watching YouTube. He is watching Team Titans.

  101. The turtle stepped on the phone. She wants to play Minecraft.

  102. The turtle is on the phone. He is calling his girlfriend.

  103. Must… hit… send…

  104. Posting my photo nowwwwww or sooon, ok done.

  105. Just… Trying…. To…. Get the last bubble out of my new screen protector…..

  106. Ooow who is that? Oh that me.

  107. No wonder it’s called snail mail! Why do they get all the credit?

  108. Arg! I keep losing this game! Why can’t they make the buttons closer together?!

  109. Yes I got among us

  110. LlamaGamer360 // July 22, 2021 at 8:55 pm // Reply

    WOW! THIS PHONE RUNS WAY FASTER THAN I RUN!

  111. I though I was slow, this download is taking FOREVER!

  112. almost to the post button

  113. I don’t see why humans are so interested in this.

  114. The Scout // July 1, 2021 at 8:34 pm // Reply

    How do you turn this thing on

  115. TheAlphaBoy7 // June 22, 2021 at 4:31 pm // Reply

    I shell not answer this phone call

  116. Pedro's BFF // June 9, 2021 at 11:24 am // Reply

    There is a restaurant 2 miles from here. It says I will be there in 2 hours

  117. that lonely person // June 8, 2021 at 7:28 am // Reply

    i should switch to something a little smaller

  118. Bananana34527 // May 31, 2021 at 7:38 am // Reply

    Looks like twitter is blocked for turtles

  119. Bananana34527 // May 31, 2021 at 7:36 am // Reply

    Wifi is sssllooowww

  120. Just surfing the web. // May 27, 2021 at 9:48 pm // Reply

    Aha! The perfect island geta…wait a minute! Why aren’t I there!? The guy who let me borrow this glowing box said it would take me to the perfect island getaway!!

  121. I’m turtlely gonna win this game!

  122. HenryCribbs4 // May 26, 2021 at 10:38 am // Reply

    Hmm…what type of pizza

  123. alright, where am I ? oh I remember! H…E…L…L…O alright! now, where is the send button?

  124. Phones take over the world! Even turtles use them!

  125. Good girl 82 // May 21, 2021 at 3:33 pm // Reply

    How do you get facebook?

  126. All fun and jokes // May 18, 2021 at 10:17 am // Reply

    Selfie time!!!

  127. I got a shell phone for free

  128. smidgemtidget // May 13, 2021 at 1:46 pm // Reply

    This phone is slower than me!

  129. theguywhowantstobeinthemagazine // May 3, 2021 at 12:18 pm // Reply

    this is a terrible game. that red man just stomped on that turtle and threw him!!

  130. scoutingisfun // May 3, 2021 at 12:11 pm // Reply

    Let me check my messages…

  131. DapperLS // May 3, 2021 at 8:38 am // Reply

    Mom! I’m in the middle of a youtube video!

  132. AntBoys1234 // May 2, 2021 at 8:15 am // Reply

    dangit ordered 12 slippers of amazon

  133. geez maybe it the internet was faster i wouldnt be so slow on fortnite

  134. reaching _for_eagle // April 27, 2021 at 6:21 pm // Reply

    Hey we have something in common: we both have hard shells!

  135. reaching _for_eagle // April 27, 2021 at 6:20 pm // Reply

    me don’t know how to use!

  136. Where are the games?

  137. I'm not telling you my name // April 26, 2021 at 6:53 pm // Reply

    Just a minute mom I’m watching “The Slow and the Furious!”

  138. Wow the internet here at this campsite stinks!

  139. The GPS really underestimated my travel time.

  140. Cha-cha Arbuckle // April 22, 2021 at 12:05 pm // Reply

    Ugh! The internet is slow when I’m on my phone.

  141. “I’m making a slow motion video.”

  142. Leave me alone. Im playing Minecraft on my Shell Phone

  143. billionarre997 // April 16, 2021 at 4:10 pm // Reply

    I need to click the pause button a the top of the screen.

  144. Emojiking225 // April 15, 2021 at 5:04 pm // Reply

    “How do you turn it on?”

  145. le dadada de // April 15, 2021 at 2:37 pm // Reply

    SSKSKSK save the turtles

  146. A Nanny Mouse // April 14, 2021 at 3:47 pm // Reply

    The internet is so fast!

  147. imfunny.com // April 9, 2021 at 8:06 am // Reply

    oh no I lost a follower

  148. Ooh let’s play Turtle Rush

  149. Prestonplays // April 8, 2021 at 11:47 am // Reply

    Why can I not play Minecraft, this is an Xbox,Right?

  150. These phones don’t look smart to me!

  151. Scriptkitty // April 6, 2021 at 12:13 pm // Reply

    Mom- I don’t want to get out of my cozy phone shell!

  152. I ASKED FOR THE MINI

  153. lightscout // April 5, 2021 at 10:00 am // Reply

    have to… press… kill

  154. this thing is useless. my face is unhuman for face id.

  155. Talk about slow internet.

  156. the_boyscout // April 1, 2021 at 12:45 pm // Reply

    wait did i just press that (slo mo)

  157. Mom said I need to go into nature more often and have less screen time, so I did both.

  158. He got caught red handed.

  159. Busted.

  160. AwesomeSauce // March 31, 2021 at 8:26 pm // Reply

    If the early turtle sneakily catches the electronics, then who catches the turtle? You do!

  161. ScoutLifeRules! // March 30, 2021 at 10:57 am // Reply

    What do you mean you don’t do shell-ID?

  162. Let me just change my Instagram status…

  163. quackityhabibi // March 29, 2021 at 9:28 pm // Reply

    when they said it was a phone for everyone they weren’t kidding…

  164. Yes I’m Imposter, 9 minutes later, THEY VOTED ME OUT SERIOUSLY

  165. There’s another Turtle there! Hi!

  166. They say this is an Apple phone but it does not look like an Apple to me

  167. Pokémonmaster123 // March 26, 2021 at 10:39 am // Reply

    I hate slow Internet

  168. BoyScoutTF2 // March 26, 2021 at 2:30 am // Reply

    Turtle to Phone: “You’re weak.”
    Nokia: “You dare oppose me, mortal?”

  169. TheEpicDancer10 // March 25, 2021 at 8:38 pm // Reply

    Well, the human didn’t find the phone, so what do I do with it?

  170. is this my good side or is this my good .
    IT’S ALL MY GOOD SIDE!!!

  171. Scouts' life // March 25, 2021 at 3:24 pm // Reply

    Man, these controls just don’t work!

  172. Let’s play Among Us!

  173. Fortnite scout // March 25, 2021 at 12:04 pm // Reply

    This app is too slow

  174. My life goal? Take a picture of myself.

  175. IMPOSTER!!!! YEAHHH BOISSSS!!

  176. Dropped signal again, this thing is useless out here

  177. Ugh where is my GPS I need to find the pond.

  178. Ugh where is my gps I need to get back to water.

  179. The scout world // March 24, 2021 at 9:38 am // Reply

    Mom, The signal is terrible over here!

  180. The scout world // March 24, 2021 at 9:37 am // Reply

    I! Can’t! See! The! Screen!

  181. I am swiping to open

  182. (whole group has a full on conversation while he only managed to say “HI” once)

  183. If only it was a pic of a ocean.

  184. animal lover // March 23, 2021 at 5:50 am // Reply

    click,click, did I just take a photo of myself?

  185. Ghostrider // March 22, 2021 at 5:48 pm // Reply

    Gotta post this selfie to Shellbook!

  186. Dang How do I turn this thing on?

  187. How do I turn this thing on?

  188. Man the WiFi is so slow!

  189. Yawgoog Camper // March 21, 2021 at 5:44 pm // Reply

    The upgrade from snail mail – turtle text!

  190. hot dog head // March 21, 2021 at 2:09 pm // Reply

    this is what it is like having slow internet

  191. Is it a shell phone or a cell phone?

  192. Phone for sale! Selling for $10,000
    (I think it is to much money)

  193. Potato-Mon // March 20, 2021 at 2:52 pm // Reply

    #Shell-Phone

  194. Phone:ring ring! Turtle:what is it what!? To slow?

  195. How do you turn this thing on?

  196. Davemasterofcool // March 13, 2021 at 7:18 pm // Reply

    Hmm… He’s sus let’s vote him out.

  197. CookieTruth101 // March 12, 2021 at 5:55 pm // Reply

    My grandma’s finger typing anything

  198. Postcommenter // March 9, 2021 at 4:06 pm // Reply

    i have seen the humans look at this thing alot. Now lemme figure out how this thing works…

  199. SelfieMaster // March 5, 2021 at 1:21 pm // Reply

    Quick! The camera countdown is almost up!

  200. Fast Llama // March 5, 2021 at 9:26 am // Reply

    Just got to text my bud…

  201. lightscout // March 4, 2021 at 1:03 pm // Reply

    this phone’s internet matches my speed!!!

  202. So close to getting $1,000. Just have to touch the button at the top of the phone in 1 second!

  203. DA_best_Alaskan_scout // March 3, 2021 at 11:30 pm // Reply

    Must answer… Phone!

  204. Turtles want to play, too!

  205. TheCoolKidScout // March 2, 2021 at 8:21 pm // Reply

    “Hey there handsome!”-turtle

  206. Daboitimlin // March 2, 2021 at 4:44 pm // Reply

    I thought this was an apple

  207. Troop203rules // March 2, 2021 at 8:01 am // Reply

    What… They told me it was a apple phone.

  208. Flying_pig // March 1, 2021 at 4:54 pm // Reply

    John! Turn your camera on!

  209. Slow_turtle // March 1, 2021 at 4:52 pm // Reply

    You can get pizza delivered on this thing?! Now I don’t have to worry about going to pick it up!

  210. The_biggest_meatball // March 1, 2021 at 4:46 pm // Reply

    what’s this? Amazon’s 1 day delivery! That’s fast, unlike me.

  211. the funny guy // March 1, 2021 at 4:38 pm // Reply

    ooh! they have a sushi place near me!

  212. It'sMeTheGirlWhoHelps // March 1, 2021 at 11:25 am // Reply

    Oh, look! A small skating rink! (Minutes later…) I wish that I didn’t skate. Now I have a shaggy shell!

  213. I’m getting followers as fast as I can walk! I’ve been here for an hour and I only have 10!

  214. Super Homework Boy // March 1, 2021 at 8:59 am // Reply

    Speed comparison: My phone vs turtle. Winner: Turtle

  215. I thought it was water

  216. if I cant have a phone you wont have it either

  217. Midnight 1145 // February 28, 2021 at 5:51 pm // Reply

    Hello? Yes I would like the $20,000,000 Tesla

  218. Hey, check out this new app! It creates holographic turtles, or real ones……

  219. Typingcheettah // February 28, 2021 at 7:50 am // Reply

    I can’t see my stomach! What are turtles like?!

  220. I ASKED FOR THE MINI!!

  221. 21 25 28 29 scout // February 27, 2021 at 12:45 pm // Reply

    “Oh look” “I’m on Google Play.

  222. TakeThatTortoises // February 26, 2021 at 8:46 pm // Reply

    Finally, after so many long years, the turtles have surpassed all life on Earth.

  223. App of slow running aka turtle

  224. Bronze rabbit // February 26, 2021 at 4:58 pm // Reply

    This app is running slow like me🐢📱

  225. Battleman512 // February 26, 2021 at 3:34 pm // Reply

    I shouldn’t have bought that turtle speed hard-drive.

  226. Don’t interrupt me I’m taking a shelfie.

  227. Just a second mom. I’m texting.

  228. camp Ho Non Wah Boi // February 26, 2021 at 10:02 am // Reply

    Yes, I’d like large tadpole pizza with extra duckweed please.

  229. camp Ho Non Wah Boi // February 26, 2021 at 10:00 am // Reply

    What!? An iPhone 6? I wanted the iPhone 12.

  230. Camp Ho Non Wah Boi // February 26, 2021 at 9:58 am // Reply

    I swear I’m not the imposter I saw red vent!

  231. Camp Ho Non Wah Boi // February 26, 2021 at 9:56 am // Reply

    Hmmm, the internet is very slow today.

  232. Minecraft Scout // February 26, 2021 at 9:43 am // Reply

    Let’s see, what’s the latest Scout Life magazine?

  233. MagicCreeper987 // February 26, 2021 at 9:19 am // Reply

    I wish I could be as fast as my data.

  234. Does this shell make me look fat? I think I might use it in my next post…

  235. Respect the shell, people!

  236. Let me just check my Instag-WHAT?! Mom! This Wi-fi is slower than I am!

  237. The-Arch-Illager // February 25, 2021 at 8:31 pm // Reply

    So thats whose been using my slo-mo app!

  238. Not-The_Arch-Illager // February 25, 2021 at 8:29 pm // Reply

    Why is cell service so slow?

  239. Ahhh! Another turtle staring up at me?!? Run!!!

  240. wildlife3603 // February 25, 2021 at 2:20 pm // Reply

    Ugg…this…phone…is…so…slow…I’m…paying…for…the…new.HARE…phone!

  241. AVENTADORKING10 // February 25, 2021 at 9:47 am // Reply

    lets see some more of becky’s useless posts…..

  242. Almost Got the high score!

  243. The IPhone 92 Pro Max in the future be like:

  244. liz cat 1234 // February 24, 2021 at 6:50 pm // Reply

    ohh, another phone for me! 20 in one week!

  245. The_scout_boi38 // February 24, 2021 at 5:23 pm // Reply

    Why… does… the… back… button… have… to… be… at… the… top… of… the… screen?!

  246. Mother!! Mother!! Hello can you hear me!!

  247. “This is when a turtle wishes he had fingers!”

  248. Why can’t I get the rabbit speed data-plan?!

  249. Hello? Hello!? Can you hear me? I asked you if you could bring me a new phone. Mine is so slow!

  250. Lets see what Gerald’s up to today…

  251. And I thought I was slow- this wi-fi sucks!

  252. “Why is this so slow?”

    “Hey! How’d a turtle get in here? THAT must be why my phone is bogging down!

  253. Scouts Pack 19 // February 23, 2021 at 6:16 pm // Reply

    These feet of mine really aren’t helping with my phone😔

  254. Scouts Pack 19 // February 23, 2021 at 6:02 pm // Reply

    Oh, I got stuck again!

  255. If..Only..I..Can..Get..To..The..Home Button

  256. Funnyscout123 // February 23, 2021 at 3:56 pm // Reply

    Ugg this Internet is almost as slow as me! almost…

  257. Just seeing how to get shell the turtle rest stop.

  258. flower magic // February 23, 2021 at 8:45 am // Reply

    this… phone… isn’t… working!

  259. Now when is my doctors oppointment.

  260. Loading bar be like…

  261. A_Strange_Person // February 22, 2021 at 7:22 pm // Reply

    aw, my phone fell in the water…again.

  262. Haha+Inspiration=Comedy // February 22, 2021 at 6:22 pm // Reply

    Woohoo! Now I know how my cousin feels surfing!

  263. PokemonTrainerCTT // February 22, 2021 at 12:17 pm // Reply

    I have a feeling that this is not actually a lake…

  264. What’s wrong with this water hole?

  265. I wish that I didn’t have to watch YouTube in slow-motion. *Sigh*

  266. I hate it when people act shell-fish on Insta-clam

  267. You really shouldn’t be so close to the phone Daryll, it’s bad for your eyes.

  268. The Android Turtle is slower to respond then me!

  269. How…to…jab…tiny fingers…need…to…get…wifi…WAIT WHAT?

  270. how long till it loads???????

  271. how is there no cell phone service here

  272. Hi, I’m a turtle. The end. Ha ha.

  273. Uh, did someone hit the calling all turtles button?

  274. HEY!!! What’s that turtle doing crawling on my iPhone 12 Pro Max!? I spent 1500 dollars for that thing!

  275. The battery is dead my life is ruined

  276. step one: power on the phone

  277. Can you hear me now?!?

  278. “Trevor, it’s mom. Why is there a turtle on your phone? Are you skipping school again?”

  279. I wish I had fast service like the rabbits do.

  280. Mr Beast Not Likie // February 17, 2021 at 8:14 am // Reply

    Now I can order uber eats Pizza! Oh, wait I forgot my password.

  281. friend says – hurry up and text me

  282. i just love this new aquarium app!

  283. yay

  284. leroy,leroy you there, oh man its dead, aww i look handsome, forget about leroy.

  285. Is slow mode on in this stream chat?

  286. I’m confused what’s lower the Wi-Fi or the turtle

  287. need…take…selfie…phone…how…why…just…um…

  288. How nice of the traveler to drop off this shiny rock for me!

  289. Why is the internet so slow?

  290. Slowest texting on earth

  291. i thought i saw the word “Amazon”. i wanna go home..

  292. “Yes, this is tech support; how can I help you?”

  293. Ooh look! High score.

  294. I keep losing: the right button is all the way on the other side!

  295. this phoney is such baloney! it won’t turn on!!!

  296. not a very good phone, it’s really slow.

  297. and i would like the ketchup on the side please

  298. I am playing video games!!!!!

  299. datkingmemeboy // February 13, 2021 at 12:24 pm // Reply

    H…. E…. L…. L…. O….

  300. My turtle tinder date hasn’t texted me back yet…i wonder if she doesn’t like my shell…

  301. and double click…..

  302. Rob the turtle // February 12, 2021 at 12:22 pm // Reply

    Dang! They need better lake-Fi! I need to check my Shellbook page.

  303. A_kind_person // February 11, 2021 at 7:21 pm // Reply

    Yeah I’m looking for good signal the lake’s wifi is down can you help?

  304. Now I can call my cousin

  305. Mr Beast Not Likie // February 11, 2021 at 3:28 pm // Reply

    YEET!! You just got trolled!!!

  306. Female Warrior // February 11, 2021 at 12:17 pm // Reply

    Dang it! My phone shut down! And right before I was going to get on Snapmouth with my cousins, the snapping turtles…

  307. Do you have the fastest service?…

  308. What’s wrong with this wifi? I was about to get a battle royal!

  309. Victory Battle Royal!!! You just got beat by a turtle!!!! Ha Ha!

  310. Agh! Why is my internet so slow!

  311. “Shelfie Time! Now to post to Turtlegram!”

  312. What? Do you think turtles don’t like social media? #turtlesrule #humansdontgetit

  313. I HAVE FOUND ALIEN TECHNOLOGY!

  314. Henry Stickmin // February 9, 2021 at 11:00 am // Reply

    Cool A new surfboard!

  315. hello,i would like 4000 truckloads of food.

  316. This phone is soon slow.

  317. But first let me take a shellfie…..Turtlelly nailed it!

  318. “Hello, Uber, I need to beat a rabbit across town.”

  319. Oh no! I need to be careful! This little black rectangle can get stuck to your hand in a snap! Poor humans haven’t figured it out yet!

  320. Anonymous 314 // February 8, 2021 at 1:51 pm // Reply

    Finally! Slow enough internet to understand.

  321. Come on! I wanted an iPhone 12 and all you give me is an iPhone 6!

  322. The science behing lag is ME

  323. How do I turn this thing on!

  324. that person over there // February 7, 2021 at 4:11 pm // Reply

    water! i can cool off! wait…this is a phone!!!

  325. Its hard to make it in life when you are slow. Luckily I have a phone. Wait I have to walk to get good reception! Ugh…

  326. Ugh, I had to walk for forever for good reception.

  327. Going to my online virtual turtle swimming party!

  328. Dillon.I from Troop 21 // February 6, 2021 at 2:26 pm // Reply

    Slowest internet in the shell

  329. Slow speed running, but speedy when playing games!!! 🙂

  330. call me on my shell phone

  331. vegan chicken nugget // February 5, 2021 at 1:15 pm // Reply

    just a minute mom! i nearly beat tankz 2!

  332. the internet is sooooo sloooow

  333. mr.minecraft // February 5, 2021 at 11:32 am // Reply

    how do i get past the lock screen?!?!?!

  334. swiiiiiiiiiiipe…cliiiiick…deleeeeeete.

  335. Soccerplayerthe1 // February 4, 2021 at 10:26 pm // Reply

    Dang, it! This shell phone closes before I can put PASSword on the other side.

  336. Afraid of what social media has in store?

  337. Almost there!!

  338. The turtle on the phone // February 4, 2021 at 12:06 pm // Reply

    I have to think of a funny caption for this photo. unfortunatley, I’m on 1% battery so i will have to think fa

  339. Here’s ur phone back. Talk about a turtle surprise!

  340. I am the Turtle Guardian of Shell phones- unfortunately this one is too big

  341. Analogy:
    Turtle is to slow internet connection

  342. I can’t believe it! No internet. I should have invested in that shell phone!

  343. Mom… we ran out of shellular data

  344. The pupp 🐺 // February 3, 2021 at 3:03 pm // Reply

    ANGRY TURTLES!

  345. My shell phone is not so shelly :(!!!!!!

  346. My shell phone is out of charging:(!!!!!!

  347. I cant do the trash mom, im on tiktok!

  348. Wait for my app to load

  349. Dang! It turned off on me again! It’ll take another month just to watch another video!

  350. Mythical Griffin // February 2, 2021 at 8:58 pm // Reply

    Slow and steady always likes to texts!!

  351. I missed the call. Guess i’m too slow.

  352. Beware of the headless horse turtle!

  353. what im turtling

  354. Hmm… Slow internet today. Must be bad shell phone reception.

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