Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes
We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.
Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.
Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.
Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.
Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.
Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.
Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.
Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.
Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.
Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.
Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa
Why did all the paper clips stick to the trainer?
he had a magneton.
What is an electric and ghost pokemon which acts like a ghost?
Pikaboo!(Peek-A-Boo!)
What do you call an electric/grass type long necked Pokemon?
Girafatwig!
What do you call it when Smeargle writes something that makes you cry?
“Read ’em and weep”
What did pikachu say to klingklang?your (hard)to understand!
I like the zaptoise ane tolerent one the best(:
How do you fit 60 charizards on a bus
You, “poke em on!”
Ps. I’m a girl
Thats sooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!
Q. What are the odds that a Happiny will evolve without an Oval Stone?
A. No Chansey whatsoever!
if this is best, i want to see worse
whew. now i know that at least 50 other people (including at school! shut up!) like pokemon.
cuz im shure most of you do and it took me about 10 hours to beat pokemon white oh yeah and NO ACTION REPLAY!!!!!!!
i beat it in 7 no action replay