Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes
We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.
Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.
Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.
Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.
Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.
Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.
Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.
Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.
Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.
Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.
Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa
Q: why dont you shower around pokemon?
A: they might pikachu! (peek at you)
What Pokèmon chews bubblegum?
PikaCHEW!
(Yeah, I’m a girl xP)
What did the fire bird say when he woke up at 10:00?
Ho-OH I’m Late!
How do you get 150 pokemon on a bus? You Pok-em-on
What brand of underware do Pokemon wear? Fruit of breloom
LOL Nice joke
I’m a girl, but…
Here’s one:
What did the Pokemon say when it sneezed? “Pi-kAH-CHOO!”
Who wants to hear the history of banned Pokemon episodes? Okay!
One episode was banned because it gave people seisures…lots ended up in the hospital.
Another episode was banned because guns are pointed repeatedly, and Meowth wears a mustache that mimicks Adolf Hitler.
And finally, an episode called “Beauty and the Beach” was banned because it showed James in a bikini (he had inflatable breasts).
How do you get 5 bubblesors and 2 charzards in a bus:you Pokemon 🙂
Don’t you mean “Bulbasaur” and “Charizard”?
you mean BULBASAUR
which pokemon coughs a lot of snot
loogy-a
Q:What did one Geodude say to another getting on bus? A:Lets just Grou-Don!(Crowd-On)
Ha! Those jokes gave me a good laugh!
hey pika says nice joke i lol it