Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes
We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.
Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.
Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.
Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.
Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.
Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.
Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.
Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.
Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.
Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.
Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa
how do you get a pikachu on a bus? poke-him-on
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!😸😸
A bee that drills, Beedrill, that makes me laugh all the time
jokes are so funny
pokemon is da best
Name 2 pokemon from the Johto region.
Coffee-grigus and Latte-as. (Get it? the Joe-to region. Joe. Like Coffee. But Cofagrigus and Latias aren’t from there. Its a joke.)
why did cubhoo say achoo because he always has. snot hanging. from his nose PS I am a girl
hey 😉
You can store hundreds of Pokemon on a PC…
Why can’t you have a laptop?
If a pokemon is stored in a Pc then would it be called a digimon.
Which Pokemon is the hairiest?
Hairy-ama
What time is it when palkia sits on your
Time to ge a new car