Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes
We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.
Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.
Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.
Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.
Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.
Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.
Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.
Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.
Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.
Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.
Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa
Lol these jokes are funny:) 🙂 🙂 🙂
I LOVE the 4th 5th and 6th!
What do u get when u put a parot in a washing machine?
A poliwhirl!
What is dark and likes to cry?
Dar-crie
What does a Pokemon spy do?
Pik-at-chu
why do pokemon get confused after using outrage cause aren’t any pokemon left to battle
What is the pokemon trains official name?
The pikachoo-choo train!
I pichu so you pick me too and btw i pikachu at you yesterday i like you but i’m not gonna raichu a love song
I didn’t really get them
tell me some more awesome jokes
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what did the pichu say to the Pikachu
daddy I love you watts and watts
I’m the zubat Kanto deserves, but not the one it needs…