Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes
We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.
Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.
Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.
Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.
Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.
Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.
Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.
Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.
Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.
Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.
Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa
Q.How do you get pikachu on the bus
A. You poke him on
Andrew get from greenwood lake that was a funny one
wow. pika-poo?
These are terrible. Just terrible.
What is a pokemon’s favorite food?
pika-chow!
I am not a pirate. I will destroy you with my Judgement! I am stronger than even Mewtwo! Stronger than Magikarp! I will win!
What pokemon will peek at you?
Pikachu
it goes
Q:what do stalkers do in pokemon?
A: pikachu (peek at you)
pokermon gotta bet em all
Pokemon classic joke:
How do you get Pikachu to ride the bus? You Poke-uh-mon! (Pokemon)
Wanna know how I play poker?
With my poker-mon cards!