Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes
We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.
Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.
Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.
Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.
Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.
Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.
Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.
Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.
Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.
Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.
Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa
if any body wants to know how to get palkia or dialga i will tell you just comment
i have got 500 pokemon figures and 8000 cards!!
whoo whooo
wow id think ur a fan of a plan
what pokemon gets the flu
pika-achoo
what pokemon can count to 3 in spanish
arctic-uno
zap-dos
mol-tres
i like this one lots
Hello, Professor Oak here. I am starting a question column. Any questions?
No
How do i get a Glalie or Froslass in Pokemon White 2?
I don’t get the Zapdos intorerent one -.-”
Can someone explain it to me O_O
it sounds like lactos tolerant.
Q: What is the best Pokemon to fight it’s own type?
A: Dragon-knight
Q: What’s the best dancing Pokemon?
A: Tutudile
What do you get when you put a parrot in a washing machine?
A Poliwhirl! (Polly Whirl)
how do u get a pikachu on a bus?
pokemon(poke him on)
iv’e heard that one like a million times and still think its a good one so keep the pokemon jokes coming.