50 Funny Superhero Jokes and Comics

You’ll be decimated with laughter at these marvelously funny superhero jokes, puns and comics sent to us by Boys’ Life readers. Is humor your superpower? Click here to send in your funniest superhero jokes.

Comic by Daryll Collins

Matthew: What happened when Iron Man teamed up with the Silver Surfer?
Jake: No idea.
Matthew: They became alloys.

Joke submitted by Matthew K., Farmington, N.M.

Comic by Jon Carter

Superboy: Why did Batman and Robin quit going fishing together?
Superman: Why?
Superboy: Because Robin ate all the worms!

Joke submitted by Keersten H., Naperville, Ill.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Comic by Scott Nickel

Loki: Who is always watching over Thor?
Joshua: Who?
Loki: His Asgardian angel.

Joke submitted by Joshua R., Birmingham, Ala.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Comic by Scott Nickel

Mike: What happens when Batman is late to play baseball with Robin?
Shannon: I’m not sure.
Mike: There is a Wayne delay.

Joke submitted by Mike C., Daphne, Ala.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Comic by Scott Nickel

Jon: Why was baby Superman the only kid at the playground?
Don: Uh…I dunno.
Jon: The sign said SUPERVISION REQUIRED.

Joke submitted by Helen S., Waterford, Conn.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Comic by Scott Nickel

Luke: Which superhero hits the most home runs?
Mom: Which one?
Luke: Batman.

Joke submitted by Veronica T., Glenview, Illinois

Comic by Scott Nickel

Comic by Scott Nickel

A book never written: “Batman’s Worst Enemy” by Joe Kerr.

Joke submitted by Vincent O., Springfield, Va.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Comic by Scott Nickel

Thayde: What did Iron Man say to Spider-man?
Josh: What?
Thayde: Stop bugging me.

Joke submitted by Thayde W., Omaha, Neb.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Comic by Scott Nickel

Yasin: What is Loki’s favorite food?
Jimmy: I don’t know.
Yasin: Thor-tillas.

Joke submitted by Yasin O., Minneapolis, Minnesota

Comic by Scott Nickel

Comic by Scott Nickel

Lizzie: What superhero uses public transportation?
Krista: I don’t know.
Lizzie: Bus Lightyear!

Joke submitted by Elizabeth G., Houston, Tex.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Comic by Scott Nickel

Bryton: Who are the most overweight superheroes?
Sammy: I haven’t the foggiest.
Bryton: Fatman and Blobbin!

Joke submitted by Bryton V., Trempealeau, Wis.

Comic by Jon Carter

Comic by Scott Nickel

Ryan: What was Captain America’s name when he was younger?
Jacob: No idea.
Ryan: Lieutenant America

Joke submitted by Ryan S., Twin Falls, Idaho

Comic by Scott Nickel

Comic by Jon Carter

Pedro: What do you get when you cross a superhero with a potato?
Ordep: What?
Pedro: Spuderman!

Joke submitted by Joseph M., El Paso, Tex.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Comic by Scott Nickel

Miklos: What do you get if Batman and Robin are smashed by a steam roller?
George: I haven’t a clue.
Miklos: Flatman and Ribbon.

Joke submitted by Miklos S., Rockville, Md.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Comic by Scott Nickel

Tom Swiftie: “This is an amazing comic,” Tom marveled.

Joke submitted by Benjamin S., Oswego, Ill.

Comic by Jon Carter

Comic by Scott Nickel

Mike: What do you get when you cross an apple with a superhero?
Tom: What?
Mike: Cider-Man!

Joke submitted by Thomas S., Newcastle, Wash.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Comic by Scott Nickel

Jonathan: What did Alfred say upon seeing that Batman didn’t fit in his new utility belt?
Dad: I don’t know.
Jonathan: “What a waist!”

Joke submitted by Jonathan M., Bartlesville, Okla.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Comic by Scott Nickel

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