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Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes


We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.

Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.

Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.

Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.

Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor  in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.

Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.

Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.

Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.

Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.

Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.

Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa

56 Comments on Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes

  1. How can pikachu make a baby laugh??

    By playing pika-boo!

  2. So cheesy

  3. This jokes are funny

  4. Good job

  5. I’m so tired of all this pokemon go hype

  6. that was funny



  9. hi i love pikachu

  10. QuilavaFan // July 27, 2016 at 8:24 pm // Reply

    I love these jokes they are so funny

  11. Super_cool_love_ // July 25, 2016 at 8:00 am // Reply

    Q.How do you get pikachu on the bus
    A. You poke him on

  12. Andrew get from greenwood lake that was a funny one

  13. youneverknow // July 22, 2016 at 8:52 pm // Reply

    wow. pika-poo?

  14. These are terrible. Just terrible.

  15. What is a pokemon’s favorite food?


  16. Master_Arceus // July 17, 2016 at 8:16 am // Reply

    I am not a pirate. I will destroy you with my Judgement! I am stronger than even Mewtwo! Stronger than Magikarp! I will win!

  17. Pikachulover192 // July 11, 2016 at 5:58 pm // Reply

    What pokemon will peek at you?

  18. pokermon gotta bet em all

  19. Pokemon classic joke:
    How do you get Pikachu to ride the bus? You Poke-uh-mon! (Pokemon)

  20. Wanna know how I play poker?
    With my poker-mon cards!

  21. #8 is like evil knivel the famous stunt man

  22. I don’t get number 8…

  23. the pokemaster // November 19, 2015 at 6:42 pm // Reply

    that was very punny

  24. Those jokes were funny 😄

  25. I don’t play the games but I used to watch the videos but i stopped and now i stick to cards but I know a lot of pokemon and their spellings.

  26. what do you call pokemon droppings?

  27. AN UNKNOWN PERSON // August 23, 2015 at 9:16 pm // Reply

    Q:When Ash holds Pikachu and Pikachu holds a Pokémon that’s about to fall down,(off a cliff or something)what do they say when they successfully save a Pokémon from falling down?
    A:PI-KA-CHU!(We’ve got you)

  28. AN UNKNOWN PERSON // August 23, 2015 at 9:11 pm // Reply

    Q:How do you get a Pikachu on a Bus?
    A:You have to POKE-A-MON

  29. ChicaFromhideOut // August 10, 2015 at 8:18 pm // Reply

    I loved the Pirate one and the whale of fortune!!!

  30. Awesome joke

  31. Smart smart and awesome

  32. Thomasmagma // June 25, 2015 at 11:46 am // Reply

    These arent good i can do better. How do you get pikachu in a bus? You poke-im-on!

  33. How do you get pikachu on a bus?

  34. Nice, but I’m not a huge Pokemon fan. I’ve just started watching the show and I’m confused on every joke. Plus, they weren’t really that funny. Thanks anyway.

  35. pretty cool

  36. pokemonmasterred // June 3, 2015 at 9:47 am // Reply

    these werent funny. at all

  37. Awesomeness // May 31, 2015 at 9:29 pm // Reply

    Pretty good but could have been better. Here’s one. Why can’t yoy take Pikachu into the bathroom with you. Because he might peek-at-chu

  38. Wow!They were awesome!I liked it very much.

  39. Xjnsksnsn // May 28, 2015 at 3:40 pm // Reply


  40. Xjnsksnsn // May 28, 2015 at 3:39 pm // Reply

    OK, I got them all

  41. PokeChamp // May 27, 2015 at 8:44 pm // Reply

    Oh No! Zekrom and Reshiram are sick! I guess we have to kyrum! (cure em’)

  42. These jokes aren’t funny

  43. MinecraftBoss101 // May 16, 2015 at 6:18 am // Reply

    These are ok. Not the best though-could be better

  44. These are not that good if jokes

  45. what is the name of a pokemon thats a mountain and sneezes a lot? Peak-achoo

  46. pokemon lover forever!!!! // April 25, 2015 at 4:14 pm // Reply

    OMG!!!!!!! i get some of this!!!

  47. how do u get a picachoo on a bus
    u poke him on

  48. My Name Is Jeff // January 31, 2015 at 3:17 pm // Reply

    What happens when a Mega Rayquaza uses dragon ascent?
    It KO’s any pokemon

  49. They could be better. They’re good though 🙂

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