Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes
We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.
Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.
Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.
Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.
Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.
Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.
Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.
Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.
Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.
Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.
Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa
what happened when pikachu got burned?
A:he turned into ash
what is pikachu’s favorate type of pie?
a pecan pie!
my cousins love pokemon,but for me I am just,well I just like pokemon,also those jokes were pretty funny
What Pokémon do you use in a war?
*Rim shot* A Chill-army!
It’s one of the newest Pokémon in black and white
haha
these jokes make me burn wih laughter just like pecachu. ow hahaha pecachu!
looks like i’m not the only 1 that likes pokemon. Whew:)
pokemon its so awsome
I love pokemon!I am the number one fan!They are sooooo funny!!!
i have tons of Pokemon cards
i beat all of heart gold in less than 12 hours including red and caught all legendaries
whats an ice type pokemons favorite game?
artic-UNO!
nice jokes i have some but there not really funny like
why are blastiose so mean?
becasue they’re the shellfish pokemon