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funny photo of two eggs with one comforting the other who has a cracked shell

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21 Comments on Write a Funny Caption For This Photo

  1. Hermy ;) // August 10, 2026 at 12:21 pm // Reply

    I wanted to meet all the kings horses and all the kings men! Should I try a brick wall instead?

  2. DIB // August 10, 2026 at 11:29 am // Reply

    I’m sorry Humpty Dumpty I did not mean to push you. I thought you were HARDboiled!!

  3. Creampuff_bunny // August 9, 2026 at 8:52 pm // Reply

    Maya!! When i said ‘crack out of your shell’, I didn’t mean literally!! Good thing it was only a tiny bit

  4. Banana // August 6, 2026 at 9:40 am // Reply

    Is it bad, it’s bad isn’t it

  5. z man // June 8, 2026 at 12:31 am // Reply

    when i said that i like when you crack me up i didnt mean crack me up

  6. THEAIRCLAN14 // May 31, 2026 at 1:03 pm // Reply

    I don’t think we can share jokes anymore. It’s too dangerous for you!

  7. Anonymous // May 27, 2026 at 10:51 am // Reply

    Doc my head hurts
    Looks like you’ve been scrambled
    Oh no

  8. Eagle2B // May 7, 2026 at 10:11 am // Reply

    I told you not to sit on the wall Humpty

  9. Jellylegs27 // May 2, 2026 at 9:10 am // Reply

    Humpty, when I said come down I didn’t mean that way!

  10. Doren // May 1, 2026 at 5:53 pm // Reply

    OW seriously Humpty Dumpty I said I was sorry

  11. ScattingScout123 // April 29, 2026 at 10:06 pm // Reply

    I think he has a concussion

  12. Yeahitscal // April 18, 2026 at 9:54 pm // Reply

    Doc: “I think his insides are scrambled!”

  13. catsrdabest // April 12, 2026 at 1:08 pm // Reply

    Please don’t let me become the new Humpty-Dumpty!

  14. Scouts_Rock! // April 8, 2026 at 6:38 pm // Reply

    I’m having a splitting headache.

  15. Hahahaha // April 2, 2026 at 10:15 am // Reply

    It’s all gonna be all rightEggward

  16. 🥚🍳🥚🍳 // April 2, 2026 at 7:53 am // Reply

    I didn’t think my joke was THAT funny.

  17. Nini // March 30, 2026 at 9:56 am // Reply

    “Please!,no more funny captions! You’re cracking me up!

  18. Zzzz // March 24, 2026 at 4:09 pm // Reply

    It’s ok, you’ll be fine. Now, where did your yoke go?

  19. Anonymous // March 13, 2026 at 1:25 pm // Reply

    eggy*I’m gonna eat you*eggy’s brother*do-owowowow

  20. hardboiledegg // February 22, 2026 at 5:03 pm // Reply

    Humpty Dumpty! you’re alive

  21. egg234 // February 10, 2026 at 12:18 pm // Reply

    eggy’s brother*Why did you push me off the wall*
    eggy* I thought you were hard shelled*

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