65 Funny Star Wars Jokes and Comics

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Greg: Which Star Wars character travels around the world?
Craig: Who?
Greg: Globi-wan Kenobi!

Joke submitted by Greg A., Aromas, Calif.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Ronan: Why are there no stairs in the Death Star?
Kevin: Why?
Ronan: Because everyone uses the ele-Vader.

Joke submitted by Ronan W., Stow, Mass.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Hayden: What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
Jake: I don’t know.
Hayden: A Toy Yoda.

Joke submitted by Hayden S., Eugene, Ore.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Jackson: Which “Star Wars” character lives in Florida?
Mario: Which one?
Jackson: Orlando Calrissian.

Joke submitted by Jackson A., Norfolk, Va.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Wesley: What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo?
Ethan: Tell me.
Wesley: “Use the horse, Luke!”

Joke submitted by Wesley L., Miami, Ariz.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Before going away on another adventure, Goldilocks first stopped at Yoda’s house.

Goldilocks said to Yoda, “I’m leaving on my new adventure.”

Yoda said, “Wherever you go, may the porridge be with you.”

Joke submitted by Jason Z., Nassau, N.Y.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Matthew: What does a Star Destroyer wear to a wedding?
Daniel: What?
Matthew: Bow ties, of course!

Joke submitted by Matthew C., Farmington, N.M.

Comic by Scott Nickel

A book never written: “How to Swing a Lightsaber” by Jed Eye.

Joke submitted by Keegan B., Marathon, Wis.

Comic by Jon Carter

Savannah: What’s the most popular Star Wars movie in Italy?
Serena: Which one?
Savannah: The Phantom Venice.

Joke submitted by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kan.

Comic by Scott Nickel

John: Did you hear about the Star Mars movie with an invisible droid?
Josh: No. What did they call it?
John: C-through-PO!

Joke submitted by John A., Jackson, Miss.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Tom Swiftie: “Let’s watch ‘Star Wars’!” Tom said forcefully.

Joke submitted by Stephen C., Alexandria, Va.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Luke: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files in Star Wars?
Han: Which one?
Luke: Adobe-Wan Kenobi!

Joke submitted by Luke C., Elm Grove, Wis.

Comic by Jon Carter

Luke: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
Leia: Not sure.
Luke: To get to the Dark Side.

Joke submitted by Luke C., Elm Grove, Wis.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Bill: What do you call a bird of prey with a thousand lives?
Bob: Tell me.
Bill: A millennium falcon!

Joke submitted by Kolbi R., Atascadero, Calif.

Deena: Why was the droid angry?
Mark: Why?
Deena: People kept pushing its buttons.

Joke submitted by Deena L., Provo, Utah
Comic by Daryll Collins

Comic by Scott Nickel

Matthew: Why did the movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Kyle: I don’t know.
Matthew: In charge of scheduling Yoda was.

Joke submitted by Matthew W., Eagle, Colo.

Comic by Nathan Cooper

Daffynition: Lukewarm— A Jedi who can’t find the thermostat.

Joke submitted by Jess C., Mason, Ohio

Comic by Nathan Cooper

Sean: Do you know the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
Ryan: No idea.
Sean: Lukewarm.

Joke submitted by Sean E., Thousand Oaks, Calif.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
Luke: How do you know?
Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.

Joke submitted by Mark R., Barrington, R.I.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Luke: What’s for dinner tonight, dad?
Anakin: Wookiee steak.
Luke: Is it any good?
Anakin: It’s a little chewy.

Joke submitted by Stephanie P., Hartford, Conn.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Zach: What do you get when you cross Darth Vader with an elephant?
Jack: What?
Zach: An elevator!

Joke submitted by Zach W., Orleans, Ind.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Jon: What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?
Emily: I don’t remember.
Jon: The.

Joke submitted by Jon C., Las Vegas, Nev.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Pedro: What did Darth Vader say to the emperor at the Star Wars auction?
Chasen: What?
Pedro: “What is thy bidding, my master?

Joke submitted by Chasen T., Pearblossom, Calif.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Zach: What do you get if you mix a bounty hunter with a tropical fruit?
Eric: You tell me.
Zach: Mango Fett!

Joke submitted by Zach E., Omaha, Neb.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Zach: What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur?
Connor: Tell me.
Zach: A chocolate chip Wookie!

Joke submitted by Zach F., Greeley, Colo.

David: What is a Jedi’s favorite toy?
Simon: I dunno.
David: A yo-yoda!

Joke submitted by David B., Quaker Hill, Conn.
Comic by Daryll Collins

Bob: What do you call an evil procrastinator?
Rob: Beats me.
Bob: Darth Later!

Joke submitted by Adam P., Palo Alto, Calif.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke still can’t figure out the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere.

Obi-Wan finally snaps, “Use the forks, Luke.”

Joke submitted by Alexis R., Margate, Fla.

Comic by Derrick Wood

Travis: Where is the best place to shop for lightsabers?
James: Where?
Travis: The Darth Maul.

Joke submitted by Travis B., Eveleth, Minn.

A Punny Book: “A Guide to Star Wars” by Amanda Lorian.

Joke submitted by Ezra C., Eugene, Ore.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Anthony: Which Star Wars character likes coffee the most?
Thomas: Which one?
Anthony: Java the Hutt.

Joke submitted by Anthony P., Columbia, Md.

Parker: What do Jedis order at Chinese restaurants?
Scotty: That’s a tough one.
Parker: Pada-wonton soup!

Joke submitted by Parker B., West Seneca, N.Y.

Peter: What’s a baseball player’s least favorite Star Wars movie?
Sammy: I have no idea.
Peter: The Umpire Strikes Back.

Joke submitted by Peter S., Greenwich, Conn.
Comic by Daryll Collins

Hayes: What do you call a potato that’s gone bad?
Ben: Not sure.
Hayes: Vader Tots.

Joke submitted by Hayes T., Yonkers, N.Y.

Comic by Scott Nickel

A book never written: “How to Talk Like Yoda” by Ajedi I. Am.

Joke submitted by Charlie B., Culpeper, Va.

Aayush: Why did Rey not feed BB-8?
Sean: I don’t know. Why?
Aayush: Because BB-8 (ate).

Joke submitted by Aayush P., Nutley, N.J.

Dane: What kind of money do they use in space?
Louis: Tell me.
Dane: Starbucks.

Joke submitted by Dane M, Pomona, N.Y.
Comic by Daryll Collins

A book never written: “The Force” by Jed I. Knight.

Joke submitted by Vincent O., Springfield, Va.

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