20 Funny Eclipse Jokes

Brighten up an eclipse with these 20 funny jokes sent in by Scout Life readers. These totally funny eclipse jokes will guarantee your humor will never be overshadowed.

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Max: What did the sun bring to the solar eclipse party?
Paul: Tell me.
Max: A light snack!
Joke by Max C., Trussville, Ala.

Austin: How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
Jaime: How?
Austin: Eclipse it.
Joke by Austin G., Baltimore, Md.

Wyatt: How did the ocean say hello to the sun after the eclipse?
Cody: I haven’t a clue.
Wyatt: It waved.
Joke by Wyatt P., Sumerduck, Va.

Oliver: What did the moon say to the sun during an eclipse?
Lily: What?
Oliver: “Just passing through!”
Joke by Oliver E., Brownsville, Tex.

Walker: What did the sun say to the moon on the day of the solar eclipse?
Ben: I don’t know. What?
Walker: “Looks like it’s my day off.”
Joke by Walker G., Madison, Miss.

Ian: What did the sun say when it reappeared after an eclipse?
Angus: What?
Ian: “Pleased to heat you again.”
Joke by Ian T., Acton, Mass.

A book never written: “The Dark” by Ima Fraid.
Joke by Colin W., Fishers, Ind.

Liam: What kind of underwear should you wear during an eclipse?
Jesse: No clue.
Liam: Fruit of the Moon!
Joke by Carrington C., Richmond, Va.

Ryan: What is the moon’s favorite gum?
Crista: Who knows?
Ryan: Eclipse!
Joke by Ryan G., Houston, Tex.

Buster: What’s the most famous painting of an eclipse?
Sonya: What?
Buster: The Moona Lisa.
Joke by Sergio H., Humble, Tex.

Oliver: When can astronauts not land on the moon?
David: When?
Oliver: When it is full.
Joke by Oliver D., Flower Mound, Tex.

John: How do you organize a solar eclipse party?
Tim: How?
John: You planet.
Joke by John M., Norwood, Mass.

Liz: Why didn’t the sun go to college?
John: I don’t know?
Liz: Because it already had a million degrees!
Joke by Liz W., Margate, Fla.

Nathan: What did the scientists conclude when they found bones on the moon?
Nick: Not sure.
Nathan: The cow didn’t make it!
Joke by Nathan C., Redwood City, Calif.

Gabe: What kind of music does the moon like?
Zoe: What kind?
Gabe: Neptunes
Joke by Gabe A., Renton, Wash.

Tom Swifty: “I can’t see the eclipse with these clouds,” Tom said obscurely.
Joke by Jeff H., Bayfield, Colo.

Tom Swifty: “I forgot my eclipse glasses at home,” Tom said, blinded by his mistake.
Joke by Maya O., North Ogden, Utah

Rushabh: Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
Tommy: No.
Rushabh: Great food, but no atmosphere.
Joke by Rushabh S., East Windsor, N.J.

Jacob: Why did the teacher bring solar eclipse glasses to school?
Leonard: Why?
Jacob: She had bright students!
Joke by Jacob B., South Bend, Ind.

Lucy: What’s a moon’s favorite snack during an eclipse?
Matthew: I don’t know, what?
Lucy: Sun chips!
Joke by Lucy E., Port St. Lucie, Fla.

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