30 Funny Back-To-School Jokes
Summer vacation is over, and that’s no laughing matter. But you can go back to the classroom with a smile on your face, thanks to these funny jokes about school sent in by Boys’ Life readers. Do you know a funny joke? Click here to send it to us.
Luke comes home from his first day of school, and his mother asks, âWhat did you learn today?â
âNot enough,â Luke replies. âThey said I have to go back tomorrow.â
Submitted by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.
Nate: Why was school easier for cave people?
Kate: Why?
Nate: Because there was no history to study!
Submitted by Nathaniel R., Glendale, Wis.
A book never written: âThe Best Subject in Schoolâ by Jim Class.
Submitted by Ian B., Howell, N.J.
David: Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Dan: I donât know. Why?
David: Because it was always sweeping during class!
Submitted by David L., Hicksville, N.Y.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Luke: Why did the M&M go to school?
Stan: Iâm stumped.
Luke: Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!
Submitted by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.
Chad: Why do magicians do so well in school?
Josh: I donât know. Why?
Chad: Theyâre good at trick questions.
Submitted by Chad N., Firestone, Colo.
Jacob: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?
Leonard: Why?
Jacob: She had bright students!
Submitted by Jacob B., South Bend, Ind.
A book never written: âHigh School Mathâ by Cal Q. Luss.
Submitted by Josh A., Los Angeles, Calif.
A book never written: âWhen Does School Start?â by Wendy Belrings.
Submitted by Alex M., Ashland, Mass.
Joe: Whatâs the king of all school supplies?
Moe: I donât know. What?
Joe: The ruler.
Submitted by Connor B., Metairie, La.
Tom Swiftie: âWe have too many quizzes in school!â Tom said testily.
Submitted by Brian C., Snohomish, Wash.
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon.
Submitted by Kyle S., Chesapeake, Va.
Stevie: Hey, Mom, I got a hundred in school today!
Mom: Thatâs great. What in?
Stevie: A 40 in Reading and a 60 in Spelling.
Submitted by Zachary D. G., Rutherford, N.J.
Hunter: What has given Mr. Bubbles nightmares since elementary school?
Josh: Beats me.
Hunter: Pop quizzes!
Submitted by Sean G., Kailua, Hawaii
What kind of school do you go to if youâreâŠ
âŠan ice cream man? Sundae school.
âŠa giant? High school.
âŠa surfer? Boarding school.
âŠKing Arthur? Knight school.
Submitted by Ryan K., North Platte, Neb.
Mom: What did you do at school today?
Mark: We did a guessing game.
Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam.
Mark: Thatâs right!
Submitted by Adam P., Wichita, Kan.
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it was H to O.
Submitted by Caleb R., Jackson, Mich.
Teacher: Daniel, Iâve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself?
Daniel: Iâm glad itâs Friday!
Submitted by Martin R., Belmont, Mass.
Phil: What makes a Cyclops such an effective teacher?
Cheryl: I donât know.
Phil: He has only one pupil.
Submitted by Colin C., Kansas City, Mo.
Teacher: Where are the Great Plains located?
Tommy: At the great airports!
Submitted by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.
Teacher: If you had 13 apples, 12 grapes, 3 pineapples and 3 strawberries, what would you have?
Billy: A delicious fruit salad.
Submitted by Harry B., Longmeadow, Mass.
Math teacher: A man from Los Angeles drove toward New York at 250 miles per hour and a man from New York drove toward Los Angeles at 150 m.p.h. Where did they meet?
Johnny: In jail!
Submitted by Glenn J., Santa Ana, Calif.
Teacher: Tommy, can you tell us where the Declaration of Independence was signed?
Tommy: Yes, maâam. At the bottom.
Submitted by Luke M., Morganton, N.C.
Jordan: My teacher says I have to write more clearly.
Mom: Thatâs a good idea, Jordan.
Jordan: No, itâs not. Then sheâll know I canât spell.
Submitted by Jordan R., Nashville, Tenn.
Peter: Whatâs the difference between a teacher and a train?
Ted: What?
Peter: A teacher says, âSpit out that gum!â and a train says, âChew! Chew!â
Submitted by Ted S., Lisle, Ill.
Teacher: Can anyone give me a sentence with a direct object?
Student: You are pretty.
Teacher: Whatâs the direct object?
Student: A good report card.
Submitted by Samuel E., Coweta, Okla.
Teacher: Why canât you work in an orange juice factory?
Student: I donât know. Why?
Teacher: Because you canât concentrate!
Submitted by Caleb S., Mount Vernon, Mo.
Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didnât do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Johnny: Good, because I didnât do my homework.
Submitted by Alex D., Chevy Chase, Md.
John: Knock, knock.
Justin: Whoâs there?
John: Gladys.
Justin: Gladys, who?
John: Gladys the weekendâno homework!
Submitted by John S., Farmington, Ga.
Teacher: Why did you eat your homework, Joe?
Joe: Because I donât have a dog.
Submitted by Austin C., Bowie, Md.
good jokes
these are really good and sometimes I like to tell jokes to the people who catch my bus at the end of the day. these will be great!!!
weelll…..over all it is kinda good
lol
cant stop laughing
(for some)
lol
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Most of them are funny đđ
lol today i was crying but when i read jokes i really laughed to muchđčđđ
Great laughed my heart out
Wow i like it good job
lol love these jokes
really boring could hve done a lot better
So boring
OMG these are good jokes
Laughs
ha!ha!ha some funny some boring
these are halarius XD
These jokes are super duper funny
funny
Me my bro were laughing to death
the jokes are boring
This is amazing. The jokes are so descriptive and funny that I think I’m going to tell my teacher these. And stump him on a few jokes.
loved it so much wish I could tell them to my teacher. these are great. Who ever came up with them is a genius. Loved it! I want more. I just really bad at coming up with jokes.
so so funny.
These are great jokes! I love them.
haha
Totally funny*
LoL , so funny .
they got me in trouble
Love the jokes keep it up
Love the jokes
My BFF and I are laughing our heads of now because all the jokes relate to us!!! LOL!
Haaaaaaa am really enjoying myself
hahaha so funny
wow lol
JS: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
BB: Why?
JS: To reach high notes!!
BB: LOL!!!
they were not good at all … -_-
good jokes
I like joe and the teacher jokes
like fantastic
its very funny jokes I like it
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I love JOHNNY AND TEACHER FOR SCHOOL WORK JOKES
iloved the joke about the teacher and the train
i wish i one of those.
Awesome
These are really funny
Luv these jokes. đ
I luv these jokes a lot of them make me laugh. đ
I luv these jokes a lot of them make me laugh.:D
Lol same I so gonna tell these to my friends đ
Wow, love the jokes. Keep up the great creative work!
Most of these jokes are ones I have never heard of and their really good:)
So funny đ