40 Funny Jokes and Comics for Father’s Day
Looking for a hilarious gift idea for Father’s Day? How about telling your dad a joke? Get ready to laugh out loud with this collection of 40 fantastic jokes about dads and fatherhood. These jokes were sent in by Scout Life readers, so you know they’re going to be good.
Whether you want to tickle your dad’s funny bone or make the whole family burst into laughter, these jokes are sure to do the trick. From silly puns to clever one-liners, there’s a joke for every sense of humor. Make this Father’s Day unforgettable with a good dose of laughter and show your dad just how much you appreciate him.
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Caroline: When does a dad joke become a dad joke?
Jackson: I have no idea.
Caroline: When it becomes apparent.
Submitted by Caroline M., Longview, Tex.
Comic by Van Scott
Jon: What’s the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot’s father?
Tom: What?
Jon: One’s a pop fly. The other’s a fly pop.
Submitted by Jon W., Stroudsburg, Pa.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Teacher (on phone): You say Michael has a cold and can’t come to school today? To whom am I speaking?
Voice: This is my father.
Submitted by Mike I., Midland, Mich.
A man is washing his car with his son.
The son asks, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
Submitted by Andrew S., South Ogden, Utah
Comic by Scott Nickel
Johnny’s father: Let me see your report card.
Johnny: I don’t have it.
Johnny’s father: Why not?
Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
Submitted by Tyler H., Blacklick, Ohio
Conner: Who is Little Caesar’s dad?
Zack: I don’t know. Who?
Conner: Papa John.
Submitted by Conner P., Herndon, Virginia
Comic by ThomasToons
“Dad, are bugs good to eat?” asked the boy.
“Let’s not talk about such things at the dinner table, son,” his father replied.
After dinner the father inquired, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”
“Oh, nothing,” the boy said. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
Submitted by Mark Y., Glendora, Calif.
Max: Why is a giraffe such a good father?
Ed: Why?
Max: Because he is someone you can look up to!
Submitted by Max S., Tacoma, Wash.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Timmy: What did the daddy buffalo say to its son before it left for school?
Bob: Beats me.
Timmy: “Bison.”
Submitted by Evan B., Farmington Hills, Mich.
Teacher: If you had $1 and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
Baylor: One.
Teacher: You don’t know your arithmetic.
Baylor: You don’t know my father.
Submitted by Taylor T., Eden, North Carolina
Comic by Scott Masear
A small boy was at the zoo with his father. They were looking at the tigers, and his father was telling him how ferocious they were.
“Daddy, if the tigers got out and ate you up…”
“Yes, son?” the father asked, ready to console him.
“…Which bus would I take home?”
Submitted by Gholson D. G., Gaithersburg, Md.
Amy: What did the tree stump say to the newspaper?
Megan: I haven’t the slightest idea.
Amy: “I am your father.”
Submitted by Amy S., Cross Plains, Wis.
Comic by Jon Carter
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.
“Yes,” he said. “My father taught me.”
“Good. What comes after three?”
“Four,” answered the boy.
“What comes after six?”
“Seven.”
“Very good,” said the teacher. “Your dad did a good job. And what comes after 10?”
“Jack.”
Submitted by Christopher P., Long Beach, Calif.
Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?
Science student: When my father sees my report card!
Submitted by Michael H., Canton, Ohio
Comic by Scott Nickel
Erin: What did the mother bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Fran: What?
Erin: “We’re gonna have a BB!”
Submitted by Erin K., Tallahassee, Fla.
Joe: What does your father do for a living?
Jon: He’s a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half.
Joe: Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Jon: Yep, four half-sisters and a half-brother.
Submitted by Jonathan W., Stroudsburg, Pa.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
Submitted by Daniel C., Urbana, Ill.
A book never written: “Fatherly Advice” by Buck L. Upson.
Submitted by Aaron and Andrew M., Redondo Beach, Calif.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Son: For $20, I’ll be good.
Dad: Oh, yeah? When I was your age, I was good for nothing.
Submitted by Robby S., Putnam Valley, N.Y.
Pee Wee: What do you call your dad when he falls through the ice?
Westy: Beats me.
Pee Wee: A POPsicle!
Submitted by Philip K., Marshalltown, Iowa
Comic by Scott Nickel
Pee Wee: How is the baby bird like its dad?
Westy: How?
Pee Wee: It’s a chirp off the old block.
Submitted by David D., Guyton, Ga.
Dad: How do you like fourth grade?
Son: It isn’t much fun.
Dad: That’s too bad. It was the best three years of my life!
Submitted by Luke A., Tucson, Ariz.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Son: Dad, do you know the difference between a pack of cookies and a pack of elephants?
Dad: No.
Son: Then it’s a good thing Mom does the grocery shopping!
Submitted by Steven F. II, Naperville, Ill.
Jacob: I have a lot of my dad’s genes.
Dave: Really? I bet they don’t fit.
Submitted by David B., North Muskegon, Mich.
Comic by Jon Carter
Dad: You’ll never amount to anything because you procrastinate.
Son: Oh yeah? Just you wait!
Submitted by Matt A., Bellevue, Neb.
Dan: I made a bad mistake today and gave my dad some soap flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast.
Jan: Was he mad?
Dan: Yup. He was foaming at the mouth!
Submitted by Daniel R., Dickinson, Tex.
Comic by Thomastoons
Manny: How do you like the drum set you got for your birthday?
Theo: I love it!
Manny: Why?
Theo: Whenever I don’t play it, my dad gives me 10 bucks!
Submitted by Alvin F., Union City, Calif.
Dad: Son, if you keep pulling my hair, you will have to get off my shoulders.
Tiger Cub: But, Dad, I’m just trying to get my gum back!
Submitted by Ken R., Sparta, Mich.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Dear Dad,
$chool i$ great. I’m making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard. I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love, Your $on
Dear Son,
I kNOw astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love, Dad
Submitted by Jacob P., Orem, Utah
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this helped me make cards for my dad and uncle
yay
Happy Father’s Day y’all!
So funny
These r good!
Quick, I need help. I don’t know what to get my dad my Father’s Day! All my siblings have a gift, but I don’t. Any suggestions?
do you have like 45 bucks and does ur dad like baseball
I liked Darth Tater.
I LOVED the one with the snail
I love the last one with the dad joke the joke is good though
same
Haha
funny
these are good
That is amazing
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i like the last one, that was funny. when i go to college ill send him a letter similar to that one and see if he’ll catch on.
‘-‘ theyre all AMAZING!!’-‘
They were lol
the’s will help with my joke book!!!
Cool Jokesgghh
Dad Wisdom: I know what I’m getting for Father’s Day. Last night my daughter asked me what size aftershave I wear.
lol
they were good!!!
Yes they were really funny
They are so funny.😂
Scouts are always great at telling jokes, especially some told or acted out around the campfire. Thankyou “Boys Life”
THere only kinda funny THey not all that
These jokes are super funny lol……”…………………..
LOL. Wooooooooooooooooooooooo
Not my favorite.
Really helpful on my fathers day card to.
that was good.
🙂
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Dear Dad,
$chool i$ great. I’m making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard. I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love, Your $on
Dear Son,
I kNOw astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love, Dad
I didn’t understand this joke. It just seemed like the son was asking for money ($),
And the dad was responding with “NO”. It was like they we’re talking in code. ????
I like the 7 up one
Yeah that is TOTALLY the best joke ever
The four men joke would make a good skit for a cub scout camp out campfire
The 4 men one would make a good skit.
Ha ha ha
So cool I like the 4dad one and the magician
funny
I like the 4 men one
amazingly cool!
I like the one that says has 4 men in it and the gum one so funny
I like the $ and NO one.
I also love that one I am going to use sometime in my life when I need money.
haha same
Lol
the jokes were grate
These jokes are the bomb. Thank you for these jokes!
Funny joke
like them
Very helpful on my Fathers Day card! Hope it’s a hit this year.
I like the 4 men one! And the one where a boy’s dad is a magician.
some are good and some arent
cool
these are so funny>><
you’re kidding. ha!
these are SOO funny.
hmmm… Interesting… LOL I LOVE IT!
XD, it helped me a lot on my fathers day school prj. but most of them was too long
how do you make a joke
I lke it
I liked the bug in the soup one 😹😹😹😹😹😹 it was so funny I’m gonna try it with my dad lol
I love the last one totally going to use it to get money
I really enjoyed, and had a good laugh, especially the MMM Company. I work for AAA CO.
I liked the last one and the one about the four fathers in the hospital
These are $u per cool I done the bug in the soup one it works so well he prankes me back
I loved the last one.😂😂😂
the la$t one i$ the funnie$t.
the last one was the funniest
Good. Stuff haha keep them coming
They are cheesy
It i$ $imply $uper!
I FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR LAUGHING!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The last one I thought was the funniest
Lovely post. Thanks a lot for sharing it
I liked four I told my dad an he ❤️ It 😀
AMAZING
I love number four and six they are really funny my dad is going to love them to hopefully my dad doesn’t use or see them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Loved the last one, defiantly NOT showing my dad these jokes because then he’ll use them! 😀
I love them
There not that good
i am ye mum
I love full house
Luv em
They are all good
Last one was the best 😀
Loved them, especially the last one, hopefully my dad doesn’t see this website! 😀
Lol it was great
lol love them all
LoL I loved them
Ok…
Funny
18 and 20 are totally funny.
I think your jokes were very funny even though some of them didn’t make sense.
lol
cOoL I am using them today!
nice. 😀
the last one is awesome
they were all LOL
LOL
Really Cool
I think they were hilarious
They had some good jokes that you could use
All funny!
number 4,15, and 16 are my favorite
I really like the last one
LOL
cOoL sO I mIgHT uSe tHeM
That’s funny
Yada Yada Yada
Bad
boring!
these jokes work!
Nice jokes very funny 😄😂
Yea buddy
lol
Love these jokes they are hilarious
there where so funny
soo funny
They are good,had my dad laughing his bowels out
like the half sisters and half brothers….wha ha hahaha he is really a magician
The hospital one with the guy who works for 7 Up is great. 😉
You can say that again
The message was so funny (I meant the $ and NO message, BTW) 🙂
The last one is hilarious! 😀
i didnt think that they were all that funny
i like the jokes
awesome + funny = going to tell my dad
awesome. last one was best
I found them creative and sort of funny, but I really liked the last one it was very funny!
I hope you write some more jokes!
I’m totally going to show those to my dad! This is going to be a great Father’s Day 🙂
Just loved your Dear Dad letter!!! It certainly hit home base 🙂 I laughed so hard!!!! It was great 😀
I’m excited to tell my dad these jokes
I love the science one and the Manny and Theo one. My dad might like it too!
😉
love them soo much, my dad couldn’t stop laughing, he read them over and over again.
those were the funniest 20
jokes my dad ever heard
Love the jokes
Not too funny… sorta creative thoughts.
LOL i told my dad these and loved them!
Good jokes!!!
those were the funnyiest jokes my dad laughed so hard he about pee-peed
inhis pants
Awesome! 🙂
super which made my father laugh somuch
Awesome! Using last one for my dad’s birthday!
That’s so funny dad:do u like 4vgradw son:no it’s not that’s much fund
Dad:that’s to bad it was the best 3 years of my life
Hilarious😃:D
I know right I told my dad these jakes
These are hilarious!!! 🙂
Funny made my dad laugh
I used one of them for fathers day
I. Showed. My. Dad. Them. And. He. Laugh. So. Hard. The. First. One he. Almost. Peed his. Pants
Love it
most were really funny
hmmmmmm how funny
ha ha ha very funny , isnt’t it
fathers day today and got some inspiration !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nice jokes
boring
good.
they r so funny. they ain’t boring.
Haha
not so funny
They’re all right. Pretty creative, though.
My dads injured but he’s ok so plz pray for him he was in the military
lol making one for my dads bday
that’s too bad
I like the la$t one
it was like a jokes journey .
Loved reading
I thought that the jokes were halarious!!!!! And my personal favorite was the bug one and the hospital one:)
Bahahahaha! We read all of these as adult children with our Father and Mother today after our dinner, and it brought SUCH LAUGHTER and JOY to giggle and “kid around” – just like when we were young!
That’s what Father’s day was all about here today!
No drinking, or profanity and these jokes were CLEAN AND FUNNY!
HOORAY!!! It’s about TIME that we get good laughter over all the crap that’s on the internet these days!!!
I liked the one with the men and nurse cause I am a triplet too!!!!!! My dad would really laugh at that one!
its really funny i love it!
i was on the floor laghting at these :O
they will come in handy for my GRANDS TO TELL THERE DADS
These don’t sound like jokes
This jokes are so funny especially the one at hospital”i work for seven up”LOL guys thats great man
its really awesome
genes
funNy boy
Lol so funny nd i’m going 2 use them 2day in different ways. I like jokes too
i like the one about the $chool kid and the dad writing the letters in $ecret code$
Haha! These are really funny! My favorite was the last one – What my dad would say to that!
The one with the four men and the bug one are the best!!!!
these werent even funny. kinda pathetic
that’s sort of cool.especially that magician one.
I love them all
awesome stuff guys.All were funny;but i liked 7up,dad wears trousers in the house and four men in the Hospital
Sooooo funy i like sooooo much…..
These are kind of stupid and cheesy… Thumbs down for me:(
wow!the jokes were awesome.
So funny I like all of them
Very good jokes i
laughed so hard
love the last one the son is asking for $ and the dad is saying NO
These are awesome fathers day jokes keep them coming
Hahaha….but some are not so funny.😒
ha ha ha! those jokes are so funny!
Fun, guffawing jokes~~’tho too many w/”son”~~none w/daughters…boo, hiss.
These are great
I love these
This jokes are really funny and silly to me.
Hahahaha! Hilarious! Especially the one about the four fathers and the genes (jeans). The are crazy funny!
the seven up one and the dear dad one are the funniest.
they are funny man who comes up with that.
they are so funny well most of them
I hate them
nice it will heip me a lot on fathers day
The 1 w/ the $ sign is so hi-larious.
These are awesome jokes. If any people out there that wrote these, you’re awesome!!!
I love the 7-Up one!!!!!!!! SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!
yup it does
The popsicle one is funniest! 😀
no it isn’t
these are awesome
especially the one about four fathers at the hospital
im the joker in my house and these jokes are garanted to crack him up.
nice jokes
I laughed at all of them
These are funny and awesome man!!!!!
SOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!
These are so funny! Ecspeicaly science teacher: when is the boiling point reached? science student: when my dad reads my report card!
Hahaha! OMG so funny!
LOL!!!
This reminds me of my step dad
lots of jokes well done
Laugh out loud
These jokes are hilarious I love them
This are hilarious!
Omg i love it!!!!!!
Told my dad all!
Vey funny
I didn’t get most of these jokes my dad only lafed at one I may have lafed at 3or4
My dad was rolling around on the floor after,I read these to him
This is great. I read these jokes to my dad and we really bonded more, considering we don’t have an awesome relationship. Thank you to everyone who wrote these jokes, love you guys. Thanks to this great website . Really thanks so so much.
my dad loved these!
love the last one
i think my dad will love most of them this will make a good card thanks a lot
After reading the la$t on i got $ooo many of my dad’s “NO NO NO” s i laughed even more
Awesome jokes LoL I’m going to kiLL mY dad with this
it’$ the funnie$st Thing i’ve ever $een.
very funny, still smiling
ha ha ha
Hahahaha!
I kNOw my dad would thi$ one too!
the 0ne ab0ut m0ney is in my j0ke b00k
my dad’s going to love these jokes!
I kNOw my dad would love thi$ one, it$ my favorite to!!!
lol times 20
😀 😀 😀 😀 !D
the 0ne ab0ut m0ney i$ in my j0ke b00k
Wow! that 4th 1 was AWESOME! LOVE It!!!! 🙂
i have herd that before and it$ $till funny 🙂 😉 😮
HA HA HA Who knew $omebody could make a joke a$ funny a$ thi$?
I have $een a joke like thi$ in a country magazine pretty nice
awesome
lol $O funny. NOt the average joke!!
I’m with you there, Alex 🙂 U Rule BRO
$O $O $O $O $O $O FUNNY!!
THO$e joKE$ are $o fuNNy 😀
I think even a purple zebra doing a handstand wouldn’t be as funny as this.
its cool
That one kid wanted to have 10$
FUNNY
i love the$e and i kNOw you will like thi$.
i agree with my5kidsdad (my dad)
This was some funny stuff my Webelos found. Thanks Boys Life for putting it here for him to find!
Ah, classic ones. The last one and the hospital waiting room ones have been favorites of mine.
good $tuff for gene wearers
Ra$co, looks like you got alot money can I borrow $1,000,000.
What do you say about the last .That was pretty funny.Oh I got to go talk to Noah Lot.
The last one will come in handy when my son goes to college….
LOL!
Boys life is the circle of the funniest jokes tthat will turn you upside down/
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
You definately saved the best for last. YUK! YUK! YUK!
Boys’ Life just keeps getting better
Amen
the$e joke$ are amu$ing
ye$, they do get a lot better for $ure.
i kNOw isn’t that joke funny?
I love the last one, hehe.
the la$t joke i$ awe$ome.
NOthing funnier! :0)
Hilarious!!!!!!
SO FUNNY!
YEAH!
agreed