Recent Comments

30 Funny Baseball Jokes and Comics

You’ll hit a humor home run with these funny baseball jokes sent in by Scout Life readers. Do you know a funny baseball joke? Click here to send it to us.

Isaac: How long did the baseball player spend in the library?
Vera: I’m stumped.
Isaac: Five minutes. It was a short stop.

Joke submitted by Isaac B., Grand Rapids, Ohio

A man at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit him.

Joke submitted by Colin H., Ellicott City, Md.

Daniel: Which baseball player loved fireplaces?
Bradley: Which one?
Daniel: Mickey Mantle.

Joke submitted by Daniel P., Ontario, Ore.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Austin: Which baseball player makes flapjacks?
Ethan: I don’t know.
Austin: The batter!

Joke submitted by Bradley K., Orlando, Fla.

Christopher: Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Anthony: Beats me.
Christopher: Because he was the wurst on his team.

Joke submitted by Christopher F., Bellingham, Wash.

Bob: What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
Fred: I have no idea.
Bob: A fly swatter.

Joke submitted by Jared D., Cave Creek, Ariz.
Comic by Daryll Collins

Lyle: Did you know baseball is the first sport in the Bible?
Dale: No, I didn’t.
Lyle: Yep, in Genesis it says, “In the big inning!”

Joke submitted by Lyle H., Westerville, Neb.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Ty: What do male cattle use to write?
Luke: Beats me.
Ty: Bullpens!

Joke submitted by Tyler R., Talladega, Ala.

Nathan: What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Kyle: I’m stumped.
Nathan: “Catch ya later!”

Joke submitted by Nathan R., Santa Fe, N.M.

Comic by Daryll Collins

Michael: Why are some umpires fat?
Andrew: Tell me.
Michael: They always clean their plate!

Joke submitted by Noah B., Lincoln, Neb.

Bob didn’t believe that Fred’s dog could talk. So Fred asked his dog, “What’s on top of a house?”

“Roof,” the dog barked.

Bob wasn’t convinced. So Fred asked the dog how sandpaper feels.


He still wasn’t convinced.

“O.K., who was the greatest baseball player of all time?” Fred asked the dog.


With that, Bob walked away, shaking his head in disbelief. The dog turned to Fred and asked: Was it Hank Aaron?”

Joke submitted by Emily S., Oswego, Ill.

Peter: What’s a baseball player’s least favorite Star Wars movie?
Sammy: I have no idea.
Peter: The Umpire Strikes Back.

Joke submitted by Peter S., Greenwich, Conn.
Comic by Daryll Collins

Chris: Which baseball player holds water?
John: I don’t know. Which one?
Chris: The pitcher.

Joke submitted by Christopher V., River Ridge, La.

A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk with him. “I’ve figured out your problem,” he told the pitcher. “You always lose control at the same point in every game.” “When is that?” “Right after the national anthem.”

Joke submitted by William E., Morganton, N.C.

Noe: Why is baseball stadium the coolest place to be?
Joe: Why?
Noe: Because it’s full of fans.

Joke submitted by Noe O., Westbury, N.Y.
Comic by Daryll Collins

Matthew: How do baseball players keep in touch?
Connor: I don’t know. How?
Matthew: They touch base every once in a while.

Joke submitted by Matthew R., Fullerton, Calif.

Eric: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
Victor: I have no idea.
Eric: A baseball team!

Joke submitted by Kaden B., Columbus, Ind.

Mike: Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball?
Matt: Why?
Mike: She had a pumpkin for a coach.

Joke submitted by Micheal R., Brewton, Ala.

Jon: What’s the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot’s father?
Tom: What?
Jon: One’s a pop fly. The other’s a fly pop.

Joke submitted by Jon W., Stroudsburg, Pa.

A book never written: “How to Be a Better Baseball Player” by Ben Schwarmer.

Joke submitted by Steven C., Apple Valley, Minn.

Mark: What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Mike: What?
Mark: Three stripes and you’re out.

Joke submitted by Mark L., Sicklerville, N.J.

Tanner: Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?
Nancy: Why?
Tanner: She ran away from the ball.

Joke submitted by Tanner F., Kent, Wash.

Tanner: What do baseball players use to bake a cake?
Pedro: I don’t know. What?
Tanner: Oven MITTS, BUNT pans and BATTER.

Joke submitted by Tanner M., Pittsburgh, Pa.

A book never written: “The Quickest Baseball Game” by Earl E. Wynn.

Joke submitted by Alex N., Milford, N.J.

Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why do we sing ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’ when we’re already there?”

Joke submitted by T.C. C., Oakdale, Tenn.

Riddler: A man leaves home, makes a left turn, makes another left, then another left turn and goes home again. When he gets home there are two men wearing masks waiting for him. Who are they?
Batman: I haven’t a clue.
Riddler: The catcher and the umpire.

Joke submitted by Jonathan L., Cary, N.C.

Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why is it called the World Series if only North American teams can play?”

Joke submitted by Ajay G., Allentown, Pa.

A book never written: “Pittsburgh Pirates, World Series Champions!” by Ben Waiten.

Joke submitted by Bill V., Ligonier, Pa.

Manager: Our new infielder cost $10 million. I call him our “Wonder Player.”
Fan: Why’s that?
Manager: Every time he plays, I wonder why I bothered to get him.

Joke submitted by Josh S., Pittsford, N.Y.

60 Comments on 30 Funny Baseball Jokes and Comics

  1. love is real // December 26, 2014 at 1:09 am // Reply

    Thanks!!! I’m planning on texting my crush ( who plays baseball ) a few of these!!! 🙂 I liked the one about the dog the most.

  2. I like the umpire ones.

  3. “Why are frogs good outfielders”
    “Don’t know”
    “Because they’re good at catching flies”

  4. I loved the one about the rookie pitcher!

  5. Lovin a boys life! // July 8, 2014 at 2:24 pm // Reply

    All of them were good i liked the dog one good job Emily.s

  6. I liked them all

  7. When the world ends the cubs still won’t win a World Series

  8. It Was funny!!

  9. LOL!!! [all of them were funny!!!!]

  10. Warped wiseman is awesome

  11. Make better ones

  12. I love this page it made me crack up

  13. Brett Kendall // January 19, 2014 at 1:09 am // Reply

    Whose hit more balls then babe Ruth?

  14. Hernandez#11 // January 6, 2014 at 2:49 am // Reply

    I found only a couple funny, can’t wait to share those with my coach (:

  15. Jacob: what does the bat tell the ball ?
    Chris: idk what does it ?
    Jacob: let me tap that (((;

  16. Matty moose says // December 16, 2013 at 3:28 pm // Reply

    2 of the jokes were really funny but some of them weren’t so great but they
    were pretty awesome!!!!!

  17. Most we’re good some stunk

  18. these are awesome, i told them to my grandpa and he loves them.

  19. lol i love all the jokes

  20. I thote it was funny what did you all think?

  21. Mickeyflicky // August 8, 2013 at 11:09 am // Reply

    Very funny. Really made my day 🙂

  22. LOL

  23. Proud grandmother // May 28, 2013 at 12:16 am // Reply

    My grandsons all star team lost the championship today after 4 days of playing up to three games per day to advance. He was so sad and disappointed. So I emailed these jokes and with playing a board game with his parents and the jokes helped to lift his spirits. Thank you !

  24. HighHeater // May 24, 2013 at 11:44 am // Reply

    Awesomeness – corny – baseball

  25. Smiling now // May 19, 2013 at 8:06 pm // Reply

    Thanks for the jokes! I am going to use a few for joke day tomorrow at school.

  26. Granny Hamner // May 8, 2013 at 10:19 am // Reply

    Pittsburgh Pirates, World Series Champions in 1960. Remember Bill Mazeroski?

  27. diehardfan // May 6, 2013 at 9:44 pm // Reply

    They were all pretty lame

  28. They were awesome

  29. indian boy // April 25, 2013 at 1:20 pm // Reply

    I don’t get a few of them

  30. I love that last one

  31. randomperson // April 23, 2013 at 7:27 pm // Reply

    I liked them all!

  32. lego master123 // April 21, 2013 at 9:43 am // Reply

    amazingly hilarious and awesomely funny lol

  33. the dog one was funny.


  34. #wholetthedogsout // April 18, 2013 at 7:10 am // Reply

    I like the dog one!!!

  35. Yankee stadium?

  36. not that funny but some were good

  37. These are nice to share with others!

  38. They are SO funny! I love the dog & Babe Ruth one.

  39. superseeker // April 12, 2013 at 9:19 am // Reply

    I love jokes

  40. Buddy Lover // April 6, 2013 at 3:38 pm // Reply

    some were good some were NOT!

  41. LOVE IT

  42. Lol to funnu

  43. they are really funny

  44. I found this is an informative and interesting post so i think so it is very useful and knowledgeable.

  45. Love them all!

  46. i like the one about hank aaron

  47. I relly like the pirates one.

  48. pokemon lover // October 2, 2012 at 8:42 pm // Reply

    awesome and funny

  49. fossil master // October 2, 2012 at 8:41 pm // Reply


  50. love the last joke

Leave a Comment

Please don't use your real name.