Tales From the Campfire
Welcome to Tales From the Campfire
Literally every campfire tale in history has featured these three things: sushi pizza, time-traveling presidents and a talking spacecat.
Wait, your campfire doesn’t? Then you’re in for a treat, kid.
Wait, you don’t like being called kid? Then you’re in for a treat, human.
Wait, you aren’t a human? Then you’re in for a treat, carbon-based life form.
What were we saying? Oh, yeah. Campfires.
We hope you enjoy the latest episode of Tales From the Campfire, brought to you by your friends at Pepper Packet Pizza. Pepper Packet Pizza: We don’t guarantee it’s warm, but we guarantee it’s pizza™.