Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes
We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.
Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.
Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.
Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.
Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.
Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.
Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.
Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.
Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.
Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.
Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa
Why did all the paper clips stick to the trainer?
he had a magneton.
What is an electric and ghost pokemon which acts like a ghost?
Pikaboo!(Peek-A-Boo!)
What do you call an electric/grass type long necked Pokemon?
Girafatwig!
What do you call it when Smeargle writes something that makes you cry?
“Read ’em and weep”
What did pikachu say to klingklang?your (hard)to understand!
I like the zaptoise ane tolerent one the best(:
How do you fit 60 charizards on a bus
You, “poke em on!”
Ps. I’m a girl
Thats sooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!
Q. What are the odds that a Happiny will evolve without an Oval Stone?
A. No Chansey whatsoever!
if this is best, i want to see worse
whew. now i know that at least 50 other people (including at school! shut up!) like pokemon.
cuz im shure most of you do and it took me about 10 hours to beat pokemon white oh yeah and NO ACTION REPLAY!!!!!!!
i beat it in 7 no action replay
if any body wants to know how to get palkia or dialga i will tell you just comment
i have got 500 pokemon figures and 8000 cards!!
whoo whooo
wow id think ur a fan of a plan
what pokemon gets the flu
pika-achoo
what pokemon can count to 3 in spanish
arctic-uno
zap-dos
mol-tres
i like this one lots
Hello, Professor Oak here. I am starting a question column. Any questions?
No
How do i get a Glalie or Froslass in Pokemon White 2?
I don’t get the Zapdos intorerent one -.-”
Can someone explain it to me O_O
it sounds like lactos tolerant.
Q: What is the best Pokemon to fight it’s own type?
A: Dragon-knight
Q: What’s the best dancing Pokemon?
A: Tutudile
What do you get when you put a parrot in a washing machine?
A Poliwhirl! (Polly Whirl)
how do u get a pikachu on a bus?
pokemon(poke him on)
iv’e heard that one like a million times and still think its a good one so keep the pokemon jokes coming.
These Pokeman Jokes are awesome!
pokemon jokes about mAY AND MISTY PLEASE
the paras one was really funny!!!!!
WHICH POKEMON DOES THE GRIM REAPER OWN> A SCYTH(ER)
eeh, sum of these were okayyy, but… they werent THE funniest jokes ive heard. but these r sorta corny jokes, and they always lift peoples spirits up when theyre down 🙂
these are really funny.
Great jokes!
the last one is the best!!!
i want a arceus patch!
i have beating all the reigons exept the new one
Haha, funny jokes.
what happened when pikachu got burned?
A:he turned into ash
what is pikachu’s favorate type of pie?
a pecan pie!
my cousins love pokemon,but for me I am just,well I just like pokemon,also those jokes were pretty funny
What Pokémon do you use in a war?
*Rim shot* A Chill-army!
It’s one of the newest Pokémon in black and white
haha
these jokes make me burn wih laughter just like pecachu. ow hahaha pecachu!
looks like i’m not the only 1 that likes pokemon. Whew:)
pokemon its so awsome
I love pokemon!I am the number one fan!They are sooooo funny!!!
i have tons of Pokemon cards
i beat all of heart gold in less than 12 hours including red and caught all legendaries
whats an ice type pokemons favorite game?
artic-UNO!
nice jokes i have some but there not really funny like
why are blastiose so mean?
becasue they’re the shellfish pokemon
I got two jokes for this although the second one is a copy of another one up there…
What Pokemon will always agree with you?
Ditto!
What does one Spoink say to another?
Lets bounce!
To all you people who think you’re soooo good at pokemon because you can catch legendaries and beat easy in-game trainers, go look up the competitive battling scene. You would all die. You know what harder than catching a shiny pokemon, guys? Catching a perfectly IVed Adamant nature Ho-oh. By perfect, I mean that every individual value is 31. Then, after catching it, try to EV train it perfectly without Pokerus, or vitamins. Now that’s hard.
I can do that. AND I DID!!!
It does’t mean anything if you catch a ho-oh lvl 100 adamant full iv’s and ev’s… theres a thing call action replay.. and pokesav and pokegen… you can easily make a code where you can catch a pokemon full stats and evs and ivs.. so it don’t mean nothing nor proves your a better trainer then someone else…So stop thinking your better then others… and stfu everyone is equal when it comes to pokemon its just what you decide to do when you get pokemon…. And or which pokemon you pick…
Iam so sorry I spelt Garatina wrong thankyou.
they are okay
I’ve seen better, like “Which legendary pokemon do you use to count to three in Spanish? Answer: Arcticuno, Zapdos, and Moltres”
So you caught or traded for Arcies and Darkrie
I have seen and caught each pokemon ever in pokemon diamond AND pokemon pearl.
I caught Enti last night, Yay! ;D :D.
HILARIOUS!!! I like the Zaptos intolerant one best!!!!
why don’t you want a pokemon to go to the bathroom with you?
Because he’ll PIKACHU (peak at you)