Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes
We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.
Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.
Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.
Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.
Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.
Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.
Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.
Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.
Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.
Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.
Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa
All of the jokes are funny it’s gives me a idea of posting it on YouTube
I got one for you.
How do you get 100 Pikachu’s on a bus?
Poke ém on.
Great I told them to my hole school and very body laughed😀😀😀
My family laghed!!😂😂😂😂
good eeveening gentlemen and ladies
Q: What do you call a pokemon that you should not take a shower with?
A: A peak-at-you!
That is so FUNNY
But the last one was sooo funny lol XD
I liked the last one sooo funny 😆
Lol
I have a Joke:
Player1:I can’t complete my Pokédex!
Player2:Yeah
Player1:I “relicanth” take this anymore
Player2:Mewtwo
Why can’t you put a blindfold on Pikachu?
Because it will peek-at-you
What is Pikachu’s way to get around besides of Pokeball at choo choo train Pikachu
Oh my my