Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes
We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.
Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.
Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.
Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.
Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.
Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.
Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.
Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.
Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.
Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.
Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa
I got a caterpie level 1. the 1 stands for first place in digimon. oh yeah.
I got a mario and digimon
blooperstar you spelt most of the names wrong its Garitina.
no it`s giratina
What is that suppose to mean I have Jirachi
Giratina
i BEAT RED but i still dident beat heartgold
very interesting
i have a ho-oh,raikou,entei and sucune. ha,beat that.
i have enti zopdos moltras arcino luga ho-oh dialga palika arcis dracri and garinta
ha i got ho oh ,lugia, mewtwo, arceus,giratina,and heatran oh beat that!
I have every legendary no joke, though I played for a verry long time
at least you din’t misspell them
Lugia is in the Whirl Islands and in less than a month I beat HeartGold Version
I really like Pokemon. I have Pokemon platinum. I defeated Oreburgh city gym Leader Roarke. I also defeated Gardenia, Marlene , and Wake.
GO,Infernape!
cool stuff