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21 Funny Summer Vacation Jokes


Celebrate the end of school and the beginning of summer with these 21 funny summer vacation jokes sent to us by Scout Life readers.

Brendan: Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Jordan: Where?
Brendan: Finland!

Submitted by Brendan G., Kirkland, Wash.

A book never written: “Where to Stay on Vacation” by Moe Tell.

Submitted by Miles K., Denton, Tex.

Erik: Why did the robot go on summer vacation?
Sarah: I haven’t a clue.
Erik: He needed to recharge his batteries.

Submitted by Erik E., Seahurst, Wash.

Mike: Why don’t mummies go on summer vacation?
Hank: I don’t know.
Mike: They’re afraid to relax and unwind!

Submitted by Keith K., Portsmouth, Va.

Elaine: Where do eggs go on summer vacation?
Peter: I don’t know.
Elaine: New Yolk City!

Submitted by Luke D., Oglesby, Ill.

First woman: My son came to visit for summer vacation.
Second woman: How nice! Did you meet him at the airport?
First woman: Oh, no. I’ve known him for years!

Submitted by Menachem Z. S., Brooklyn, N.Y.

Ben: Where do goldfish go on vacation?
Bob: Where?
Ben: Around the globe!

Submitted by Ben D., San Luis Obispo, Calif.

A book never written: “Vacations Are So Expensive” by Seymour Foreles.

Submitted by Sean K., Arlington Heights, Ill.

Jacob: Why can’t basketball players go on summer vacation?
Riley: Why not?
Jacob: They’d get called for traveling!

Submitted by Jacob M., Omaha, Neb.

Jake: What did the bread do on vacation?
Drake: What?
Jake: It loafed around.

Submitted by Robert G., Pacific Palisades, Calif.

Billy: Where did Tarzan go on summer vacation?
Ian: Where?
Billy: Hollywood and Vine.

Submitted by Thomas S. C., New York, N.Y.

Teacher: Johnny, please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence.
Johnny: Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my mom was bringing on vacation, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.”

Submitted by Brian G., Poestenkill, N.Y.

First dog: Where do fleas go for summer vacation?
Second dog: Search me!

Submitted by William J., Havelock, N.C.

Spencer: What summer vacation destination makes your pet bird sing for joy?
Brian: I haven’t a clue.
Spencer: The Canary Islands!

Submitted by Spencer D., Prescott, Ariz.

Stephan: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
Michael: Where?
Stephan: The Baa-hamas!

Submitted by Stephan W., Lake in the Hills, Ill.

Bob: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk?
Jim: An elephant.
Bob: No, a mouse on vacation.

Submitted by Daniel C., Nashville, Tenn.

Monica: Where did your mom go for her summer vacation?
Josh: Alaska.
Monica: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.

Submitted by Henry C., Forest Hills, N.Y.

Charles: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
Ray: Why?
Charles: To make up for his miserable summer.

Submitted by Charles S. Jr., Fort Washington, Md.

Liz: Where do ants go for vacation?
Lorna: Where?
Liz: Frants

Submitted by Elizabeth D., Mayville, N.Y.

John: What’s brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
Ron: What?
John: A coconut on vacation!

Submitted by Jonathan W., Stroudsburg, Pa.

Myles: Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his vacation?
Henry: Why?
Myles: Because he already had a trunk!

Submitted by Myles F., North Smithfield, R.I.

39 Comments on 21 Funny Summer Vacation Jokes

  1. Q: What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? A: Plane Chocolate

  2. 12345678910111213141516 // December 13, 2023 at 9:07 am // Reply

    best ever

  3. these are amazing

  4. RosietheRiveter2009 // July 31, 2022 at 2:05 pm // Reply

    Joe: What is a cars favorite superhero?
    Ella: I haven’t the slightest idea.
    Joe: Super Van!

  5. Let’s see if you can make better ones

  6. Zach attack // June 3, 2019 at 11:10 pm // Reply

    I love this page because it gives me the chills because it makes me laugh inside and out. This is a great section one of the the best because it doesn’t only make me laugh it makes others laugh. Keep up the good work because everyone loves it

  7. Zach attack // June 3, 2019 at 11:10 pm // Reply

    I love this page because it gives me the chills because it makes me laugh inside and out. This is a great section one of the the best because it doesn’t only make me laugh it makes others laugh. Keep up the good work because everyone loves it

  8. Very plain, most of them. The “letter carrier” one is good though.

  9. **DABS**

  10. OMG, these are awsome!☺

  11. MR x
    some boring some OK at lest time past reading them

  12. really punny

  13. so funny I had fun reading them 😀

  14. These are great! I use them in my business emails to get people’s attention! Thank you!!!!!

  15. Some are nice and others are plain! Anyways I enjoyed reading these!

  16. These jokes are baaaaaad

  17. These were lame

  18. anonymous // July 9, 2015 at 7:26 pm // Reply

    they might have been cheesy but I loved them


  20. BangA RanG // June 28, 2015 at 3:30 pm // Reply

    Some corny, but funny still. Best was lady meeting her son at the airport. If they made u smile or laff from being funny or corny they worked.. Laughter is medicine for the soul and smiling is healthier than frowning..

  21. I totaly agree

  22. awesomedude // June 26, 2015 at 10:01 pm // Reply

    John: Where did Santa go for vacation?
    Alex: Where?
    John: Hollywood.

  23. Summer is too hot by james sun

  24. These jokes brightened my day! Thank you!

  25. Captain Awesome // June 25, 2015 at 8:49 am // Reply

    Joke: What did the sun drink out of?
    Answer: Sun glasses!

  26. i have to say, these all were quite cheesy i can defineatly come up with better ones

  27. coocooclock93 // June 18, 2015 at 6:47 pm // Reply


  28. Not trying to be rude, but if you don’t have anything nice to say why say something at all?!

  29. Step-grandmother // June 6, 2015 at 11:48 am // Reply

    I liked most of the jokes; made me laugh. Laughing is good medicine! I’m going to share some of them with my 4 yr. old grandson and his 8,10 and 11 yr. old step-brothers.

  30. These rule

  31. This is the worst selection of jokes I have ever read. They make me want to cry! If I had to describe these jokes it would be: created by a two year old!!!!

  32. We like the basketball joke the best.

  33. We like the basketball joke the best

  34. Ha Ha!

  35. some are rely bad.

  36. These are great

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