40 Funny Summer Vacation Jokes and Comics

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Celebrate the end of school and the beginning of summer with these 40 funny summer vacation jokes sent to us by Scout Life readers.

Once you’re done laughing at these summer vacation jokes, get ready for the school year with our funny back-to-school jokes.

Kate: Where do cupcakes go on vacation?
Evelyn: I’m stumped.
Kate: Orlan-dough, Florida.

Joke submitted by Kate B., Boca Raton, Fla.

Nikou: What did one llama say to the other when it was time to go on vacation?
Nila: I don’t know.
Nikou: “Alpaca up.”

Joke submitted by Nikou B., Derwood, Md.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Daffynition: “Fishing dock” — A surgeon on vacation.

Joke submitted by Scout the Maileagle

Matthew: Where do cows stay when they’re on vacation?
Jack: I don’t know.
Matthew: At a moo-tel.

Joke submitted by Matthew A., Minneapolis, Minn.

Ninad: Where do shoes like to go during summer vacation?
Dustin: Where?
Ninad: Boot camp!

Joke submitted by Ninad K., Fanwood, N.J.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Ashton: Where do pencils go on vacation?
Ashley: Where?
Ashton: Pencilvania.

Joke submitted by Ashton M., Belleville, Penn.

Jake: Where does a TV go for vacation?
Colin: Where?
Jake: Remote islands.

Joke submitted by Nate H., St. Louis, Mo.

A book never written: “Finding a Good Hotel” by Mary Ott.

Joke submitted by Ben U., Colorado Springs, Colo.

Comic by Jon Carter

A book never written: “Summer School” by Nova Kayshon.

Joke submitted by Eric W., Shreveport, La.

Brendan: Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Jordan: Where?
Brendan: Finland!

Joke submitted by Brendan G., Kirkland, Wash.

A book never written: “Where to Stay on Vacation” by Moe Tell.

Joke submitted by Miles K., Denton, Tex.

Comic by Harley Schwadron

Erik: Why did the robot go on summer vacation?
Sarah: I haven’t a clue.
Erik: He needed to recharge his batteries.

Joke submitted by Erik E., Seahurst, Wash.

Mike: Why don’t mummies go on summer vacation?
Hank: I don’t know.
Mike: They’re afraid to relax and unwind!

Joke submitted by Keith K., Portsmouth, Va.

Elaine: Where do eggs go on summer vacation?
Peter: I don’t know.
Elaine: New Yolk City!

Joke submitted by Luke D., Oglesby, Ill.

Comic by Harley Schwadron

First woman: My son came to visit for summer vacation.
Second woman: How nice! Did you meet him at the airport?
First woman: Oh, no. I’ve known him for years!

Joke submitted by Menachem Z. S., Brooklyn, N.Y.

Ben: Where do goldfish go on vacation?
Bob: Where?
Ben: Around the globe!

Joke submitted by Ben D., San Luis Obispo, Calif.

A book never written: “Vacations Are So Expensive” by Seymour Foreles.

Joke submitted by Sean K., Arlington Heights, Ill.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Jacob: Why can’t basketball players go on summer vacation?
Riley: Why not?
Jacob: They’d get called for traveling!

Joke submitted by Jacob M., Omaha, Neb.

Jake: What did the bread do on vacation?
Drake: What?
Jake: It loafed around.

Joke submitted by Robert G., Pacific Palisades, Calif.

Billy: Where did Tarzan go on summer vacation?
Ian: Where?
Billy: Hollywood and Vine.

Joke submitted by Thomas S. C., New York, N.Y.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Teacher: Johnny, please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence.
Johnny: Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my sister was bringing on vacation, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.”

Joke submitted by Brian G., Poestenkill, N.Y.

First dog: Where do fleas go for summer vacation?
Second dog: Search me!

Joke submitted by William J., Havelock, N.C.

Spencer: What summer vacation destination makes your pet bird sing for joy?
Brian: I haven’t a clue.
Spencer: The Canary Islands!

Joke submitted by Spencer D., Prescott, Ariz.

Comic by Jon Carter

Stephan: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
Michael: Where?
Stephan: The Baa-hamas!

Joke submitted by Stephan W., Lake in the Hills, Ill.

Bob: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk?
Jim: An elephant.
Bob: No, a mouse on vacation.

Joke submitted by Daniel C., Nashville, Tenn.

Monica: Where did your mom go for her summer vacation?
Josh: Alaska.
Monica: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.

Joke submitted by Henry C., Forest Hills, N.Y.

Comic by Thomas Toons

Charles: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
Ray: Why?
Charles: To make up for his miserable summer.

Joke submitted by Charles S. Jr., Fort Washington, Md.

Liz: Where do ants go for vacation?
Lorna: Where?
Liz: Frants

Joke submitted by Elizabeth D., Mayville, N.Y.

John: What’s brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
Ron: What?
John: A coconut on vacation!

Joke submitted by Jonathan W., Stroudsburg, Pa.

Comic by Jon Carter

Myles: Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his vacation?
Henry: Why?
Myles: Because he already had a trunk!

Joke submitted by Myles F., North Smithfield, R.I.

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