Laugh at 30 Funny Shark Jokes and Comics
Laugh at our collection of shark jokes, where the laughs are as deep as the ocean and the puns are as sharp as a shark’s tooth! These hilariously corny shark jokes will make you grin from gill to gill.
Whether you’re a fan of fishy humor or just need a good chuckle, these shark jokes are sure to reel you in. So grab a bigger boat and get ready for a tidal wave of laughter!
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You can also check our gallery of shark-themed Pinewood Derby cars and some fun facts about sharks.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Cameron: What did the shark eat for lunch?
Morgan: I’m stumped.
Cameron: A peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich.
Joke by Cameron F., Great Falls, Virginia
Drake: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Dylan: No idea.
Drake: Frostbite.
Joke by Drake L., Charlotte, North Carolina
Austin: What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
Angela: I don’t know.
Austin: “This tastes a little funny.”
Joke by Austin H., Atlanta, Georgia
Comic by Harley Schwadron
Silas: What do you say to a shark with headphones on?
Simon: I don’t know.
Silas: Anything you want. It won’t hear you.
Joke by Silas E., Deland, Florida
Dylan: What kind of vitamins do sharks eat?
Aaron: No idea.
Dylan: Vitamin sea.
Joke by Dylan L., Shrewsbury, Massachusetts
Connor: Which country do sharks come from?
Landon: Which one?
Connor: Finland.
Joke by Connor K., Matthews, North Carolina
Comic by Scott Masear
Troy: What’d the ocean say to the shark?
A.J.: Tell me.
Troy: Nothing. It just waved!
Joke by Andrew T., Allen, Texas
A book never written: “Exploring the Ocean’s Depths” by Sandy Bottom.
Joke by Ryan C., Fairfax Station, Virginia
Casen: What do you call a shark that delivers toys at Christmas?
Austin: I don’t know. I’m stumped!
Casen: Santa Jaws!
Joke by Casen S., Tyler, Texas
Comic by Thomas Toons
Jon: How does a shark pay its water bill?
Jay: I haven’t a clue.
Jon: With sand dollars.
Joke by Jon M., Central Point, Oregon
A book never written: “Scuba Diving Is Perfectly Safe” by Ima Shark.
Joke by Chris M., Darien, Illinois.
Peter: What’s the best tool in the ocean?
Jake: Tell me.
Peter: A hammerhead shark.
Joke by Peter S., Fairfax, Virginia
Comic by Jon Carter
Chris: Why did the shark cross the ocean?
Craig: I don’t know.
Chris: To get to the other tide.
Joke by Christopher R., Temple, Texas
Linda: Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Keith: Tell me.
Linda: Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Joke by Christopher H., Strasburg, Colorado
Sam: Imagine you’re on a deserted island surrounded by sharks. No civilization in sight. How do you get off?
Pam: How?
Sam: Stop imagining!
Joke by Kyle K., Waimanalo, Hawaii
Comic by Scott Nickel
Gavin: What do you get from an angry shark?
Aaron: What?
Gavin: As far away as possible!
Joke by Aaron Q., Carlsbad, California
Max: What kind of shark kills its prey with words?
Michael: Beats me.
Max: A yammer-head!
Joke by Maxwell P., Carmichael, California
John: What do you get when you mix a shark with a pig?
Max: I don’t know.
John: Bacon bits!
Joke by Justin M., Monterey, Massachusetts
Allen: Why don’t shark play basketball?
Helen: Tell me.
Allen: Because they’re afraid of nets.
Joke by Allen L., Cupertino, California
Luke: What’s a shark’s favorite game?
Lon: What?
Luke: Swallow the leader.
Joke by Lucas H., Mooresville, North Carolina
Nicholas: Why did the shark blush?
Tommy: I haven’t a clue.
Nicholas: Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
Joke by Nicholas P., Fort Myers, Florida
A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories. The sailor pointed to the pirate’s peg leg and asked, “How did you get that?”
The pirate said, “Aye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.”
The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked, “How did you get that?”
The pirate said: “Aye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.”
The sailor pointed to the pirate’s eye patch and asked, “How did you get that?”
The pirate said, “Aye, a bird came by and left droppings in me eye.”
The sailor said, “That’s not as impressive as the other two…”
“Aye,” the pirate answered. “It was me first day with the hook.”
Joke by Gregory W., Newark, New York
Doug: What do you get when you cross elephants with sharks?
Darrell: I don’t know.
Doug: Swimming trunks.
Joke by Doug B., Sharpsville, Indiana
Daniel: What do sharks sing during winter?
Josh: What?
Daniel: Christmas corals.
Joke by Daniel L., Durham, North Carolina
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