12 Funny Giraffe Jokes and Comics

Giraffe jokes will make you laugh for a long, long, long time! No need to stretch, these great jokes sent in to us by Scout Life readers are head and shoulders above the rest!

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Seth: What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
Jake: Tell me.
Seth: A “plane in the neck.”
Joke submitted by Jake P., Vaihingen, Germany

Max: Why is a giraffe such a good father?
Ed: Why?
Max: Because he is someone you can look up to!
Joke submitted by Max S., Tacoma, Wash.

Comic by ThomasToons

Nick: What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a Scout?
Mick: I haven’t a clue.
Nick: A person everyone looks up to.
Joke submitted by Nick C., Windsor, Conn.

Jack: Why do giraffes have long necks?
Jill: I have no clue.
Jack: Because their feet stink.
Joke submitted by Alex S., Marietta, Ga.

Joshua: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Timothy: Why?
Joshua: Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Joke submitted by Joshua and Timothy T., Cheltenham, Pa.

Ted: What do you call a zoo that has only giraffes in it?
Ned: I don’t know. What?
Ted: Giraffic Park!
Joke by Nicholas B., De Pere, Wis.

Tyler: What do you get when you mix a Labrador and a giraffe?
Tommy: I don’t know. What?
Tyler: A dog that barks at airplanes!
Joke by Tyler H., Folsom, Calif.

Joseph: What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a pig?
Johnny: What?
Joseph: Bacon and legs.
Joke by Joseph R., Nutley, N.J.

Jim: Have you ever seen any giraffes hiding in trees?
Braeden: No.
Jim: That’s because they’re so good at hiding.
Joke by Braeden A., Murfreesboro, Tennessee

Noah: What do you call a giraffe in the middle of the road?
Ed: What?
Noah: “A giraffic jam!”
Joke by Noah H., Corvallis, Ore.

Mark: What has an elephant’s trunk, a tiger’s stripes and a giraffe’s neck?
Steve: What?
Mark: A zoo.
Joke by Mark E., San Jose, Calif.

Peter: What is a giraffe’s favorite fruit?
Elaine: What?
Peter: A neck-tarine!
Joke by Julia S., St. Paul, Minn.