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  1. WittyJoker // May 17, 2020 at 9:15 pm // Reply

    if I can’t get a six pack a tan should be fine

  2. Mommie I dont Want to take a nap!

  3. Skip the Scout // January 22, 2018 at 9:41 pm // Reply

    Just another day at the zoo!

  4. Picaboo

  5. Lets’s play hide and seek, one… two..

  6. Ahhhhhh! My eyes!

  7. Soooo….bored…..

  8. TravelByTrain // November 25, 2016 at 5:37 pm // Reply

    Whyyyyyyyy, why did I have to be born as a gorilla, whyyyyyyyy.

  9. Aaaaahhhhhh. Nap time!

  10. thetrinityrules // October 12, 2015 at 11:59 am // Reply

    nap time!

  11. Awww, I hate Mondays!!

  12. Im just chillin dudes.

  13. ahhh.. im livin the good life

  14. I hope I dont get cooked like fried bananas!

  15. Uuu, The sun!

  16. I don’t feel like doing anything

  17. some days…

  18. five more minutes mom

  19. EnragedBadger360 // August 30, 2015 at 11:46 am // Reply

    Mom, it’s only 11:00. A few more minutes?

  20. This is how yoga works right.

  21. Ahh… Sun bathing!

  22. fllynidach111 // July 21, 2015 at 3:22 pm // Reply

    my eyes!

  23. SuperScout // July 10, 2015 at 5:18 pm // Reply

    Ahhhhhh! MY future is so bright

  24. What a long day!

  25. Mom, do I really have to get up

  26. I need a nap

  27. Not another Monday!

  28. Finally! I get to finally relax.

  29. Take a hike mom Im sleepen

  30. No fair. Humans get sunglasses.

  31. Who turned on my alarm!?

  32. anml luvr 24 // April 16, 2015 at 4:49 pm // Reply

    It can’t be time to get up yet I just got up

  33. Agent 1313 // March 2, 2015 at 9:43 am // Reply

    I don’t think that my fur is getting tanned after all.

  34. Superstar Dude // December 30, 2014 at 10:16 am // Reply

    Who turned on the light, I’m sleeping here!

  35. Am I wearing clothes or what????

  36. Time to sleep……..

  37. Mom, NO, NO, NO!! DON;T OPEN THE BLINDS!!! SPARE MEEEEE!!!

  38. Go Tigers! // July 22, 2014 at 6:29 pm // Reply

    Stop looking at me, people, PLEASE!!!

  39. AHH the sun is in my eyes

  40. Don’t cyber-convert me!( OK! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!)

  41. C’mon, mom, a little longer?

  42. I need a tv

  43. who turned on the light now shut it off!!

  44. Mommy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  45. Mom, school can wait. I HAVE to catch another 40 winks!

  46. foreverxoch99 // June 8, 2013 at 12:39 pm // Reply

    “Nice Boots??” ….”Whah? Of course I was aware that you were not wearing any shoes??” (Oh brother, sigh….)… Looks like it’s me and the couch again tonight! 🙁

  47. eating bananas can get a gorilla TIRED!!!!!!!!!!!

  48. Anonymous // May 2, 2013 at 5:04 pm // Reply

    monkey not want!!!

  49. do i really need to get up? yes honey its time for school! ooof

  50. why cant i ever win

  51. morning already?!

  52. Finally a tanning day

  53. All of this doing nothing the whole day is making me tired…

  54. blablablablabla // February 21, 2013 at 7:45 pm // Reply

    need more bananas

  55. French Dude 22 // February 15, 2013 at 5:54 pm // Reply

    Can’t it wait till morning

  56. why… WHY did you take my banna!

  57. halo mainiac // February 5, 2013 at 8:39 pm // Reply

    five more minutes mom uhhhhhhh

  58. StarwarsDude4000 // January 21, 2013 at 10:07 pm // Reply

    Hey Mom, I’m trying to take a nap here!!!

  59. Counting Gorilla // December 18, 2012 at 5:07 pm // Reply

    One… Two… Three… Four… Five…

  60. I have just invented “sun-napping.”

  61. more bananas!

  62. life is so depressing, I need a vacation.

  63. hey! who turned out the lights

  64. oooohhhh!!!!! mom do we have boy scouts this morning?

  65. man, was this a long day or WHAT

  66. Darth ME, duh // September 8, 2012 at 9:44 am // Reply

    Wake me up in five minutes.

  67. eeewwww! My armpits smell really bad!

  68. *snore* grandma no *snore* dont put on your bathing suit *snore*

  69. Ok, now there is NO WAY my eyeballs are gonna tan with the rest of me!

  70. Maximillian // July 3, 2012 at 10:43 am // Reply

    Morning already, ugh.

  71. Little Cricket // June 26, 2012 at 12:09 pm // Reply

    When are my armpits gonna tan.

  72. mr epic t // June 3, 2012 at 7:06 pm // Reply

    aah!!! the light! it BLINDS ME!!!!!

  73. Percy Jackson // April 26, 2012 at 7:51 pm // Reply

    I don’t wanna fight King Kong he’s mean

  74. monkey see, monkey don’t want to do.

  75. 15,16,17,18,19,20.
    Ready or not,here I come!

  76. The hideos light! Turn it off!!

  77. too tired to go on

  78. im going to take a nap

  79. Hunny, where’s my tanning lotion?

  80. Oh, I just poked my eyes! Come on dad, when are you going to cut my nails?

  81. Ohh Romeo I wish you were here

  82. time to get my sleeping badge!

  83. I like Cheese // January 25, 2012 at 6:00 pm // Reply

    Why my eye mousquito? It itches!

  84. And this is why monkeys should never look directly into the sun unless they have sunglassess.

  85. Steveie101.2 // December 24, 2011 at 6:11 pm // Reply

    This isn’t fair my brother gets to sleep till 9 o’clock,but no you just can’t let me sleep in.

  86. It’s sooooooo bright! Ineed shades!(Chah!!) to keep me cool! I don’t go to schhhol! I don’t have nothing…

  87. friendlywebelo142 // December 11, 2011 at 10:05 am // Reply

    Ohh, that banana really made my eyes water. Maybe I should switch my diet to carrots.

  88. you know I don’t like the paparazi.

  89. GRRRRR…

  90. Ok, WHO TURNED ON THE SUN!?

  91. IT’S ONLY FIVE O’CLCK IN THE MORNIG,MOM

  92. Ahhhhhh… My daily bask….

  93. I am not doing anything today

  94. mom i dont want to go to school all the kids call me gummy gorzilla

  95. Sun bathing has been going pretty bad this month.

  96. where is breakfeast

  97. Dragon Ball Fan // October 8, 2011 at 8:13 am // Reply

    I KNOW I’M TOO OLD FOR TEMPER TANTRUMS BUT I WANT BANANAS!!!

  98. few that was one busy day at work

  99. i need a pig here

  100. yo mum i dont care if my alarm clock went off im not getting up!

  101. What did that bottle mean when it said, “sleeping pill”?????

  102. Awesomeness // August 27, 2011 at 7:09 pm // Reply

    Mom I don’t wanna go to school

  103. MOM!5 more minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!

  104. girlboyscout // August 11, 2011 at 11:54 am // Reply

    oh come on!!! i thought that i could sleep in today but nooo. i have to get and play monkey. what a world.

  105. Clemson fan // August 3, 2011 at 11:14 am // Reply

    OK I’m sorry! Lemme tell you the story. . . well. . .I kissed a frog and well OW who turned on the lights! This is supposed to be a ghost story!

  106. what is with this sun, my eyes are burning. someone put me somewhere shady.

  107. little broken antler // July 18, 2011 at 5:53 pm // Reply

    Worlds first scout master

  108. Ohhhh…another day of hiking 20 miles through this darned jungle.

  109. I hate Mondays

  110. awsomeperson144 // May 31, 2011 at 7:20 pm // Reply

    PRIVACY PLEASE!

  111. War Eagle // May 26, 2011 at 7:13 pm // Reply

    O, it’s so hard to tan around the jungles.

  112. what a boring world.

  113. lightningbolt // May 25, 2011 at 11:59 am // Reply

    who turned on the lights

  114. WHERE IS MY PILLOW!

  115. slacker… I am yes.

  116. 100acrewood // May 5, 2011 at 5:34 pm // Reply

    Ohhhh, morning already????

  117. weblo EOK // May 2, 2011 at 6:36 pm // Reply

    WHO TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS ?

  118. weblo EOK // May 2, 2011 at 6:36 pm // Reply

    hey? what does that cloud look like?

  119. man!it’s morning already!

  120. tell me its not 1:30am

  121. Son it is time to get up

  122. See no evil. Thats what I’m gonna do.

  123. Hike,Camp,Have fun // April 14, 2011 at 9:15 am // Reply

    Thank you MR. Rock for the massage!

  124. im a angel!

  125. when is lunch

  126. Baskin in the “sun-light”

  127. OHhhh… such a wonderful life!

  128. RedBaron23 // March 26, 2011 at 4:47 pm // Reply

    I hate Mondays.

  129. I NEED sun-screen!!!!!!!

  130. Come on, five more minutes?

  131. Five more minuets please,mom

  132. Hey get the giant lamp out of my eyes

  133. bob the unicorn // March 4, 2011 at 7:40 am // Reply

    “Be quiet I think it’s sleeping”.
    “That or it’s dead”.
    “I still think it’s sleeping”.

  134. zzzzzzzzzzzz

  135. one minute i was sleeping in a volcanoe,now i’m right here!!is this some kind of joke?

  136. I’m really tired

  137. oooo look a birdie! ah-o a squirrel! i cant look!

  138. wait mom… just 5 more minutes…

  139. Where’d the mice go?

  140. No, mom. I don’t wanna go to school!

  141. connorrr6153849 // February 2, 2011 at 6:22 pm // Reply

    ughhhhhhhh that was the worst night EVER!!!!

  142. I gotta cut down on the bananas.

  143. big dady go cart // January 30, 2011 at 4:55 pm // Reply

    The sun is blinding me.Oh,I wish I was people.

  144. Is it Monday already, Mom? Oh, Ive been sleeping for 30 years.

  145. just “chimplaxing”!

  146. MASTER CHEIF 117 // January 20, 2011 at 8:53 pm // Reply

    I’ve been listening to justin bieber for 3 hours! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!

  147. DaffyDopey452 // January 16, 2011 at 3:27 pm // Reply

    Another day, another banana.

  148. grizzelybear // January 12, 2011 at 12:15 pm // Reply

    Ahhh. Time for my yearly tanning session.

  149. Does anybody have some sunscreen?

  150. LEGOlover301 // January 2, 2011 at 3:11 pm // Reply

    Ouch!I just got hit in the head!

  151. why is this hairy arm on my face? wait a minute…

  152. Tiger=Awesome // December 24, 2010 at 4:16 pm // Reply

    Oh, no. Not The zookeeper.

  153. I need sun glasses

  154. 98,99,100!ready or not here i co…wait-how did i get her?not funny guys!

  155. man i”m sleepy.

  156. Wait I just went to bed.

  157. someone turn off the sun, I’m still trying to sleep here

  158. Owch! Hot!

  159. is that……FOREST FIRE!

  160. welbelo scout cordell // November 30, 2010 at 3:00 pm // Reply

    best spa day ever

  161. Aww! I shouldn’t have eaten that weird fruit! Ow!

  162. Oh what a nightmare!

  163. mysterious monster // November 27, 2010 at 2:16 pm // Reply

    Yowww! I stubbed my toe!

  164. aah sun nap

  165. Aw man I just got killed on donkey kong countrry returns!!

  166. Time to wake up already?

  167. whew!that jump off the airplane was alsome!:) 😀

  168. 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30……Ready or not here i come!!!!!!!

  169. I miss my Mama Chimp who went to Visit Zartog.

  170. mom just let me sleep

  171. Is it morning already?

  172. Nooo!!! Not again!

  173. Do a barrel roll….

  174. Life is the pits.

  175. The light ….it burns!!!!!

  176. I am so tired of being tickled

  177. SpazzyMcGhee // August 25, 2010 at 10:05 pm // Reply

    two guns and a six pack!!!

  178. you would not believe the day i had

  179. Hey, who turned on the sun?

  180. finally those people stopped taking pictures of me

  181. Gotta get that sun tan going!!

  182. my head hurts

  183. don’t i ever get to relax.

  184. OH, NO!!! I Forgot to pack the bananas

  185. SUN…TOO..BRIGHT!

  186. Jedi Master // July 26, 2010 at 12:32 pm // Reply

    Yiiiiiikes! Tell me when this scene is over; Gollum’s scary!

  187. Dude, it’s bright out here! I need to get some shades.

  188. Good morning well… time for me to go to bed again

  189. AngelSlamDunk1 // July 12, 2010 at 3:11 pm // Reply

    Life is rough

  190. where’d everbody go are my armpits that bad

  191. just 5 more minutes!!!!!!!

  192. superdude // July 7, 2010 at 8:13 am // Reply

    Mom,I think I came down with idontlikehomworkitis

  193. …square root of pi times…
    NOOOO… TOO MUCH MATH!!!

  194. How tall was that tree? I’m an ape! how did I fall out of a 6ft tree?!

  195. watmater889 // June 29, 2010 at 9:31 am // Reply

    wake up. Wake Up. WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  196. waaaaaaaaaaah!

  197. Do you think I need a tan?

  198. Mom? Can you tell the sun to go back to bed?

  199. now she is gone.. i rest in sleep

  200. Ugh… to many slushies…brain frozen…can’t do my homework…

  201. solid snake // June 26, 2010 at 3:30 pm // Reply

    WHERES THE STINK BOMB

  202. Ugghhh, it’s true what they say about those energy drinks!

  203. meeeeeeeeeee // June 23, 2010 at 3:46 pm // Reply

    dude why are you taking pictures of me i need my beauty sleep

  204. boy123435275753 // June 22, 2010 at 10:57 am // Reply

    doctor, were losing him

  205. Epicman6258 // June 20, 2010 at 11:47 am // Reply

    Maybe those chips weren’t a good idea…

  206. Come on can someone please change my diaper.

  207. Mr.Funnybones // June 16, 2010 at 5:29 pm // Reply

    COME ON! Iv’e been waiting forever for you people to throw bananas!

  208. Oh, man. I feel so depressed.

  209. Demon T-rex // June 13, 2010 at 7:52 am // Reply

    ahhh… hand me more potato chips!

  210. drummerqueen13 // June 7, 2010 at 5:27 pm // Reply

    I shouldn’t have eaten those bananas!

  211. Ahhhh!The sun!It’s blinding me!

  212. do I really have to get up?

  213. pmfscout99 // June 3, 2010 at 8:20 pm // Reply

    but mom i dont wanna go to school 🙁

  214. You know what mom? I want my bed to be this spot now.

  215. five more minutes mom

  216. It’s so hot out!!

  217. I can’t take it anymore!!

  218. Joe Schmoe // May 29, 2010 at 9:24 am // Reply

    what happened I saw a mountain of bananas and a black wave of my relatives

  219. I didnt do it. im sorry

  220. sonicboom // May 27, 2010 at 2:29 pm // Reply

    who turned on the lights?!

  221. I wish those people would stop taking pictures of me and writing funny things about them.

  222. scrowe1280 // May 22, 2010 at 8:51 pm // Reply

    Turn off the Sun! Please!!!

  223. Don’t look at me!

  224. aw why am i pokeing my eyes out?

  225. Arg, another tough day at work.

  226. just gettin a tan. ahhhhhhh

  227. whapslap // May 1, 2010 at 7:15 pm // Reply

    Ughhhhh! To many bannanas. I’m gonna barf

  228. I don’t wanna go to school. ‘yawn sigh’ 5 more minutes

  229. Ahhhhhhhh! A perfect place for a sun tan.

  230. momy momy fred hit me!

  231. Who forgot to turn out the lights? And I’m NOT tired

  232. Chimp: WAAA!!! MOMMY!!! BUT I DON’T WANNA GO TO BED!!! PLEEEEEEAASSE?? 5 MORE MINUTES??? Mother Chimp: no dear. you have a big banna eating contest tommorow and you need your rest. Other Chimp: but all the other chimps get to stay up late! Mother Chimp: and those chimp are all grown up. TO BED! Young Chimp: O.O

  233. I knew I shouldn’t have eaten all those bannana smoothies!

  234. Monkey Guy // April 19, 2010 at 5:17 pm // Reply

    Nothing like peace and quie….. HEY BE QUIET BIRD !

  235. when i open my eyes i’ll kill you

  236. I really need bannas,sunglasses,thermostat and a air conditioner but its like the store is 2000 miles away and ther’s no airport around here.

  237. Washington Lego Star Redskins Wars // April 7, 2010 at 7:26 pm // Reply

    I have to get sunglasses, except the store is 2,000 miles away and there isn’t an airport here.

  238. …45,46,47,48,49,50 ready or not here i come!

  239. get up and go // March 31, 2010 at 6:58 pm // Reply

    You’ve heard of yogi bear, but how ’bout YOGA GORILLA!

  240. Dragonmaster // March 31, 2010 at 3:53 pm // Reply

    ahhhhh, relaxing in the sun

  241. ‘ I can’t even look at the sun anymore! It’s insulting me!’

  242. tuck me in mommy!

  243. 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 ready or not hear i come!

  244. Where’s the lights?

  245. YAAAAWWWN! Morning already

  246. Hehh…i’m pooped

  247. “turn off the lights on your way out”

  248. denominator // March 21, 2010 at 4:07 pm // Reply

    nothing like a good ton

  249. “4,5,6,7…..”

  250. MOM a few more minutes I`m taking my sun tan

  251. charmender 910 // March 9, 2010 at 12:54 pm // Reply

    dont look at me i am shy! look at the dancing cheeta

  252. A long day of school I think i’ll go take a nap.zzzzzz.

  253. YU SIAD THAT THIS WAS THE MASSAGE CHAIR…NOW YU OWH ME 800 MORE BANNANAS.

  254. blizard12937 // March 2, 2010 at 9:24 am // Reply

    My sister is soooo annoying!!!!

  255. I think it’s time for a nap.

  256. A cool person says // February 26, 2010 at 5:36 pm // Reply

    Mom!Mom! i’ve gone blind!

  257. I feel like taking a nap.

  258. Not Again

  259. I wonder if i can see the man on the moon?

  260. finaly, away from tod!
    so great…….sigh

  261. Just ten more minites MOM i am tired!

  262. just one more hug please

  263. Ugghh… what happened last night? All I remember is an acre of bananas!

  264. polarbear2010 // February 23, 2010 at 6:05 pm // Reply

    perfect time for sun bathing

  265. just one more banana!! please!

  266. Peek-a-boo I see you

  267. Is it morning all ready?

  268. Oh great. A Boy Scout is taking my picture

  269. funny guy 5312 // February 17, 2010 at 1:26 pm // Reply

    Looks like someone is embaressed

  270. BE QUIET MOM,I’M TRYING TO SLEEP HERE

  271. Owwwww….The sun….My eyes….

  272. Shade!

  273. i’m getting way too hot

  274. There is no wrong time to sun bathe

  275. dang it who put me here oh ya i was swinging from a tree and splat

  276. Aw, man, I knew I shouldn’t have eaten that last banana

  277. that test took soo long to eat!! 29 pages!!!:(

  278. I’m dreaming of a big jungle.

  279. Mom I think I’m sick. But I don’t like your soup…No T.V…. No Gameboy…. No internet… No Boy’s Life…. FINE I’M NOT SICK, I’LL GO TO SCHOOL!

  280. Ahhhhhhhh! the sun is out and the rock is now very smooth!

  281. blah blah blah // January 29, 2010 at 6:40 am // Reply

    blah blah blah i cant hear you.

  282. blah blah blah // January 29, 2010 at 6:39 am // Reply

    I can’t look!

  283. superawesome1 // January 28, 2010 at 8:55 pm // Reply

    these UV rays are really wrecking my perfect tan!

  284. I think I swallowed to many sleeping pills!

  285. Do I look alright?

  286. master cheif // January 28, 2010 at 5:49 pm // Reply

    do i have too?

  287. ugh that monkey almost poked my eye out

  288. Man! I cant belive she ditched me!

  289. Ugh! 5 more minutes please.

  290. I finally got that girl to stop asking me out

  291. Gorilla Monkey // January 28, 2010 at 9:39 am // Reply

    Mom,what is the next yoga stretch,I’m tired of this one.

  292. oh i had to much banana cola

  293. no i will not get up

  294. boy,I have been doing too much swinging.

  295. what it’s day already.

  296. i hope that new girl at the zoo notices my biceps.

  297. if you make one more sound….

  298. is that chimp up there?

  299. that’s the last time i eat half a pizza in one sitting!

  300. Somebody turn off the sun

  301. ooh,I can’t watch

  302. how do I always end up on this rock?

  303. I got a new bed but i am still aching all over

  304. rise and shine, big ape!

  305. boy those bananas are fast

  306. Forget the Beach!

  307. why won’t that baby stop crying!

  308. Ahh catching zzzzzzz’s at the zoo!

  309. smelly cheese // January 25, 2010 at 7:12 pm // Reply

    those ketchup eyedrops really itch!

  310. khayman cubscout // January 24, 2010 at 7:53 pm // Reply

    Thank Goodness! I finally got the scout meeting done!

  311. CaptanRocketLazer // January 24, 2010 at 7:41 pm // Reply

    …97,98,99…

  312. This is the life

  313. I hate being on “Animal Planet”!

  314. I can’t belive i failed the whole test!

  315. Outdoorsman99 // January 24, 2010 at 4:03 pm // Reply

    I thought the atmosphere cut DOWN on the glare of the sun. Now I’m blind!

  316. Second class // January 24, 2010 at 1:15 pm // Reply

    Just another chili night at george of the jungle’s house

  317. EdwardLifeSowrd // January 23, 2010 at 6:55 pm // Reply

    laying… hanging out on a rock XD

  318. Agh! ONIONS BURN!

  319. I do not want to do my homework!

  320. 5 more minutes please.I stayed up all night reading boys life.

  321. Mowgli got away again! King Louie will have my bananas for this!

  322. Rule No. 1, NEVER EVER do a staring contest with the sun!

  323. Mom! Just a few more minites!!!!!!!!!!!!

  324. Ah… yuck! Birds these days.

  325. oh man knew i sholdnt of trusted moms sushi

  326. peeka boo i see you

  327. Aw dang! I didn’t catch Mowgli for King Louie!!

  328. “it was only a dream, it was only a dream, it was only a dream, . . .

  329. Aw man don’t these flies just annoy ya to DEATH!!

  330. KEVIN!You’re thirsty again!I got you water two minutes ago!

  331. I thought this was the spa.I’m never going here again

  332. It’s 5:00 in da morning… I need about 4 more hours.

  333. Ah! Curse you sunlight!!!

  334. MAJOR HEADACHE!!!!!!!

  335. Yikes! the sun is bright

  336. hey… who turned on the sun?

  337. gingerbread bubba // January 18, 2010 at 6:53 pm // Reply

    YUCK!!!! WHY DO BABY GORILLAS’ POOP SO MUCH??

  338. (Gurgle) Awww… I knew I shouldn’t of had that five alarm chili with saurkraet for breakfast…

  339. Man, my head is hurtin’ looking at that sloth!

  340. Dang! The sun is to bright! I ain’t not liking it!

  341. oh,the horror, the horror! The sunis burning my eyes!

  342. I know I am the best gorilla on the face of the Earth, but I’m not supernatural,I need my sleep people

  343. cave man ugh // January 17, 2010 at 8:14 pm // Reply

    man those bear claws really took me out,(runs to local latrine).

  344. Man, chasing those monkeys are hard.

  345. sheesh….spa day beds are supposed to be FLUFFY ! !

  346. Shadow Assassin // January 17, 2010 at 3:47 pm // Reply

    Ugh! Who turned on the lights? I mean, come on! I JUST got back from that party . . . I think . . . Maybe I just ate that 19th cheesecake . . .

  347. On the ount of three I shall beat the sun in a staring contest.

  348. just ten more minutes… just ten more minutes…

  349. oh did u c that cheetah the last photo? i’m lucky to be alive

  350. HEY! NO FLASH PHOTOGROPHY I NEED MY BEUTY SLEEP!

  351. boy, all that eating made me hungry!

  352. kids heres some advice, never eat 40 slices o’ pizza. ohhh ohh wahh

  353. kids this is how to blend in with the enviorment

  354. The wittle baby is crying for his mommy to change its diper and to feed him some baby food.

  355. never should have went to that party

  356. monroing already (sigh) I wish it was night (sigh)!

  357. Thanks Orangatang! Sunbathing is nice…….

  358. not my 12 peaces of pizza !!!!

  359. Chuck the Duck // January 15, 2010 at 11:10 am // Reply

    Oh! I am a failure in life!

  360. chicken-tenderson // January 14, 2010 at 7:24 pm // Reply

    do i have 2 get up now?!?!?!

  361. Now for todays lesson of yoga…

  362. oh! to many bananas last night

  363. cheeseycheese // January 11, 2010 at 7:32 pm // Reply

    do not disturb i am naping

  364. This is how to ipersinate a monkey. Hey wait…

  365. aussieamerican // January 10, 2010 at 10:49 pm // Reply

    O.K kids never look directly at the sun!

  366. I know I shouldn’t have had that 5th burger last night

  367. What a day I’m late for work , plus I’m hot

  368. stupid sun,your in my eyes!

  369. The Random Person // January 10, 2010 at 3:35 pm // Reply

    i cant stand it! where can a gorilla go to the bathroom in this place?

  370. i had a good day at the fair !

  371. am i in the zoo.

  372. I’M MELTING!!!!!!!!

  373. cub 43 helekunihi // January 8, 2010 at 4:52 pm // Reply

    man i slept late

  374. 5 pickles,3 king size hershy bars,6 pepsis,and skittles is not the best snack.

  375. Darthmonkey // January 8, 2010 at 2:42 pm // Reply

    What happened? Did I faint? I did?

  376. Man! I hate getting eyelashes in my eyes!

  377. I am resting.

  378. Yawn. Wait! I’m gonna be late for work!

  379. Must…get…up..zzzzzz!

  380. good morning! wait, i have school. good night!

  381. Dude, its 2010, you’d think they’d be able to control the weather by now.

  382. king corn cob // January 6, 2010 at 3:54 pm // Reply

    Do I have to dada?

  383. But mom, I don’t want to go to school… “Cough” See look I’m sick
    “Cough” please you have gotta belive me “Cough” 🙂

  384. I LOVE THIS ROCK!!!! 🙂

  385. Mom! I don’t want to go to school!!!

  386. can someone please turn the sun down i’m trying to sleep after that all nighter

  387. If I ‘play dead’, maybe the jaguar won’t kill me!!

  388. im so hot!

  389. It’s a bird…It’s a plane…It’s Lebron–Wait, it’s a bird.

  390. Why was I stupid enough to join Friday Night Smackdown?!

  391. I don’t wanna go to bed!

  392. I’m not sleeping, dear… just resting my eyes (until you stop talking about the price of bananas)

  393. grrr…i really wanted those football tickets!

  394. Lesson learned: 5 bananas is enough

  395. Romeo, Romeo… where art thou? My life fading away…

  396. Why did you wake me up?I was tired.

  397. Theoneandonlybob // January 3, 2010 at 9:09 pm // Reply

    I can’t believe I ate the WHOLE THING!

  398. The Bears won,I got a new Wii game, oh so much stuff going on. I got a headache. But even if I have a headache this rock is a good backscratcher.

  399. mugga mugga // January 3, 2010 at 3:09 pm // Reply

    Why did I buy all of that Cub Scout popcorn?

  400. I AM STUFFED.

  401. AH! The ladies are going to love my tan!

  402. Skatterjedi // January 3, 2010 at 6:30 am // Reply

    My eyes are melting.The sun is doing it.

  403. I hate being shot out of a catapult.

  404. jessemon1234 // January 2, 2010 at 6:18 pm // Reply

    me wonder will i just randomly turn into apezilla or will i have to go ask his dad for the place:[?

  405. Five more minutes mommy!!!!! I mean… please?

  406. The Jumping Dude // January 2, 2010 at 2:16 pm // Reply

    >yawn< I am so tired.

  407. THE LIGHT!!!it burns!

  408. game master // January 1, 2010 at 9:53 pm // Reply

    i got something in my eye!!

  409. I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

  410. I hate mondays

  411. why oh why did the zookeper hit me. i just wanted to be friends.

  412. I WOULD LIKE SOME PEACE AND QUIET HERE IM GETTING A HEADACHE

  413. Time for a mid day snack. I’m nocturnal.

  414. Yawn,do I have to entertain zoo visitors?

  415. Why did I have that last Hotpocket?

  416. i`m blind!blind I talk you.blind

  417. Honest mom, I’m too sick to go to school.

  418. Don’t look at me!!!!

  419. Salty's Dad // January 1, 2010 at 8:14 am // Reply

    You mean they dropped the football again?!

  420. It all started when…

  421. Wow I stayed up to long last night!!

  422. scribblenaut // December 31, 2009 at 9:50 am // Reply

    when will it be night? zookepeer:in 10 hours

  423. why do I have to go to the bathroom in public ITS YUCKY!!!!!!!!!!

  424. camanderponzs // December 30, 2009 at 5:23 pm // Reply

    wahhhhhhh!! i told you mom, i wanted the fatch 3000 for christmas!!

  425. “Auuuugh! No mom! I dont want up!”

  426. Just 5 more minutes…

  427. Boy, am I tired! I need to lay off the sweets!

  428. bluejayhawk15 // December 30, 2009 at 8:49 am // Reply

    honey, turn of the lights

  429. the epic n00b // December 30, 2009 at 8:09 am // Reply

    The sun, it’s so BRIGHT!

  430. 1 more hour mom

  431. relaxing time

  432. AHHH! why did I drink that coffee? Now I’ll never get to sleep. Dang.

  433. billy the kid // December 29, 2009 at 10:58 am // Reply

    I’ll just peek under my arm when I hear foot steps.

  434. It’s so hottt…Someone bring me a ice cream sundae!

  435. 28, 29, 30, ready or not, here I come!!

  436. The gorilla is thinking that he should find his mom and dad.

  437. too.. much.. alfalfa milkshake..

  438. Wheeeee! only 1 more Eagle required Merit Badge left to do.

  439. I still cant sleep

  440. Im realy glad i put in that tree TV screen

  441. my back hurts. I need that new foam mattress.

  442. “Ahh!! I shouldn’t have eaten those last 10 skittles.”

  443. Hi Santa

  444. When will Santa come? I have been emailing him to come! It’s already Dec. 26

  445. Im glad my son payed for this spa get away

  446. How many times have I told you, don’t disturb my beauty sleep!

  447. i’m a rock,I’M A ROCK!!!

  448. this’ll be a nice tan! i wish the humans could cut down that tree so i could get a better one!

  449. No really Santa, I’m asleep!

  450. The Sun….Too bright!

  451. No! You can’t make me watch that Nationial Geographic special!

  452. Luigifan2010 // December 24, 2009 at 2:31 pm // Reply

    ill be back untill next spring…

  453. I think I ate to many bannanas… but one or two more might help.

  454. HEY HONEY!!!!……. WKE ME UP INTHE MIDDLE OF THE SEASON!!!!

  455. My head is going to explode from all these Christmas parties!

  456. Santa is sick?Great.Now I have to deliver ALL THE PREENTS!!!!!

  457. oh man why did i choose her?!!?

  458. The light it burns…IT BURNS!!!

  459. MoM The alarm clock did’t go off yet!

  460. oh man, who is going to pick up all those broken xmas toys on the lawn?

  461. Bob sloppy Joe dude // December 23, 2009 at 8:31 pm // Reply

    Go away. I’m reading my invisible Boy’s Life magazine.

  462. Pheww! I’m glad that I finised that 25 mile run

  463. Aw come on, can’t I open 1 Christmas present

  464. this little bug must be none other than the mosquites el blood sucitith more further known as the mosquito

  465. funny monkey // December 23, 2009 at 2:54 pm // Reply

    ten more..hours mom and ill wake up

  466. the monkey is funny.

  467. iam tired.

  468. Ugh…. I can’t beleive I ate the whole thing!

  469. The sun is to bright, I’m going to move under the tree over there.

  470. Oh no my massuse is late again!

  471. Ahh……… A good day of bug-eating comes to an end.

  472. let me SLEEP!!! it was a long campout last weekend.

  473. (mom) johny! your breakfast is getting cold! (johny) one minute mom, I’m doing my yoga!

  474. ahh the sun! TOO…..BRIGHT……..CAN’T……….SEE

  475. I steal one little banana, and they show me their crowbar, up close and not so personal.

  476. Cold but relaxing… ZZZZZZ

  477. Mom? Am I blind? I can’t see, and I think I’m sitting on an operating table. Wait a sec. If this is an operating table, then that must mean….I’m blind!!!

  478. Must go towards the light……………wait, not yet, I need my banana.

  479. everybody clap your hands!

  480. 5 more minuets please.

  481. Sacrifice!Sacrifice!Sacrifice

  482. ‘5 more minutes Mom’

  483. Come on, Mom! It’s Christmas break!

  484. baseballbatter // December 21, 2009 at 5:54 pm // Reply

    The heat is so hot.

  485. What,Mom?Uhhhh…Yes,I’m doing my homework!

  486. That was a fun party, but I am exhasted.

  487. But Mom, I don’t want to go to school!

  488. “…and some people call me lazy” said the little girl whose mom dragged her to the zoo.

  489. coolest child // December 20, 2009 at 6:07 pm // Reply

    WAke me up in ten hours

  490. darn it is time to go to work

  491. Lifescout1210 // December 20, 2009 at 5:07 pm // Reply

    Ugh! Thats the last time I eat a green banana!

  492. I’m Tired, do I HAVE to get up now ???

  493. TransformersFan // December 20, 2009 at 12:18 pm // Reply

    I wish there were couches in the jungle.

  494. no time to think have fun. do whatever you want.

  495. the coolest dude // December 20, 2009 at 8:47 am // Reply

    i’ll never steal bananas from the monkeys again!

  496. The Pointguard // December 20, 2009 at 6:22 am // Reply

    “Don’t take me into a cage! Please!”

  497. The Pointguard // December 20, 2009 at 6:18 am // Reply

    “Come back chimp, I only wanted to have breakfast with you!”

  498. STAND BACK!!! I think I’m gonna explode from all those bananas!!!

  499. bob:(in pain)HEY!,you guys see the ball coming toward me
    joe,fred,andy:(LAUGHING)YEAH!
    bob:(whimpering)well thanks for nothing!:[

  500. johnnydepp37 // December 19, 2009 at 6:43 pm // Reply

    “Yawn” I think “Yawn” I need “Yawn” some rest!:)

  501. That’s the last time I play with the monkeys

  502. Billy Bob Joe // December 19, 2009 at 4:20 pm // Reply

    This is not a pretty sight!!!

  503. man it is hard being mr.pickles dreed speed always beats me

  504. 5 more mintues mom

  505. Where’s an armpit srcather when you need one?

  506. he is sun taning

  507. I don’t want to clean my room!!!

  508. dj7 AKA GODZILLA2000 // December 19, 2009 at 12:17 am // Reply

    aftermath of godzillavs.kingkong

  509. I SHOULDNT HAVE TRIED TO AVENGE KING KONGS DEATH

  510. (dreaming)ahhhh… bananas

  511. MOM ITS SATURDAY ,CANT I SLEP IN

  512. halogamer2002 // December 18, 2009 at 3:59 pm // Reply

    the sun is in my eyes

  513. AHHHH I Just Love Florida!!
    UU

  514. Noooooooo! the sun is in my eyes!

  515. This is better then the sun tan shop.Look how taned I am.

  516. No! I’m never going to sing that- besides, where I come from, we don’t even celebrate Christmas!

  517. I don’t want to go to the docter and pee in a cup, just like last time!

  518. It’s the baby, it’s coming!!!!!!!!

  519. “COMFY COTS BED ROCKS” read the sign.

  520. BOOM! goes the dynamite.

  521. The sun is in my eyes

  522. *yawn* I think I’ll take a nap. *snore* Huh? *shrieks* Oh no!!!!!! My perfect human skin is completely black and hairy! How long have I slept?!?! Wait… Human skin? I’m a gorilla. I still would swear I shaved…

  523. Um… okay…What just hit me! A steem roller.In the wild!

  524. sun,sun,go away.come again another day.heh-heh.wait…that doesn’t ryhme.

  525. HE SMELLED HIS ARMPITS AND FAINTED

  526. i hope i get a good tan!!

  527. I don’t wanna eat my bugs!!!

  528. I love being a shakespeare actor!

  529. Lotion please!

  530. I know it like the back of my hands! Now lets see…

  531. Troop 83's great // December 16, 2009 at 7:09 pm // Reply

    Leav me alone, I’m embarrast.

  532. I’m innocent! Really! that guys face hit my fist! so I did the same to him… and it hurt.

  533. ahhhhhh, i guess the junglr life isn’t that bad

  534. boy i really need a nap! i haven’t slept in ages.

  535. Ahhhh sun’s in my eyes!

  536. your a disgras

  537. BOOM! So thats what happens when you pull the triger.

  538. Top Scout 20315 // December 15, 2009 at 5:39 pm // Reply

    Can I peek Yet

  539. I’m sleeping, no disturb please. Hey, speak louder, I can’t hear you.

  540. boy,what a day BURP!!!!! oppps no more food for me

  541. THE SUN!ITS BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!

  542. I think I’ve been staring at the sun about ten minutes too many

  543. ahhhh. i love sunbathing. the sun looks just like a bannana. mmmmmmm…

  544. Its not the flying that is hard…its the landing (groan)

  545. oh thats smarts falling off the limb….

  546. weird man 9,000,000 // December 14, 2009 at 7:03 pm // Reply

    Aw, Come on!!!! I got another bloody nose!!!!

  547. ?mystery man // December 14, 2009 at 5:43 pm // Reply

    I’ll never steal bananas from an ape again!

  548. ?mystery man // December 14, 2009 at 5:41 pm // Reply

    monkey see monkey do

  549. turn the sun off!!

  550. peekaboo!!

  551. Monkey see monkey doo like I really need to!

  552. I can’t bear to watch.

  553. Random person // December 14, 2009 at 4:25 pm // Reply

    death by sunlight

  554. I hit my face owe!

  555. Why are you waking me up! Its 1 AM in the morning!!!!!!!!!

  556. superscoutD.T // December 13, 2009 at 10:36 pm // Reply

    Boy im bored.I wonder what’s for diner? I wonder if im a wolf in CUB scouts?I wonder if im goalie next week? I wonder why I wonder so much?

  557. Uuuuhhhh. Too many banana termite sundays.

  558. Scoutmaster Mr. Smith just earned his Napping Merit Badge. It’s good he has a Boy-Led troop with excellent youth leaders.

  559. sun in my eyes

  560. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH hes crying.(Probably)

  561. Stupid sun, I just want to sleep!

  562. Boy Scout Man // December 13, 2009 at 3:43 pm // Reply

    The sun, it burns!!!

  563. Is the spider gone yet?

  564. I dont think this tan is working.

  565. The yellow face, it hurts us my precious!

  566. the bassmaster // December 13, 2009 at 10:42 am // Reply

    ohhh woe is me!

  567. man, what uh Knight

  568. sun,sun,go away. come again another day. heh-heh.wait…that dosen’t rhyme.

  569. let’s see if my head can open!

  570. Why don’t they make chocolate ice cream pizza with extra grubs.

  571. Oh man I need to stop running into the glass door!

  572. basebawller123 // December 12, 2009 at 5:26 pm // Reply

    (stomach grumbling) why did i eat that banana!?!?!

  573. monkey taste no evil except for the rotten banana I just ate

  574. ooh..i feel the jelly in my eyes…

  575. aw…man,I wish I had a chocolate chimp cookie.

  576. That one looks like a baby and that one a banana.

  577. come on sun why dont you stop shining already i need sleep because of that party last nite

  578. Five more minutes…

  579. nice view by laying down

  580. PLEASE TELL ME THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN!!!!!!
    ( person in the backround: it did!!!) i told you not to!!!!

  581. shield o' fire // December 11, 2009 at 1:52 pm // Reply

    Ahhh… livin’ in paradise.

  582. super star scout // December 11, 2009 at 1:03 pm // Reply

    Ha Ha! I told him not to eat all the bananas!

  583. Those prunes went right through me!!!!!

  584. finnaly I can ctch a few tannin’ rays

  585. ow! i hurt my toe!

  586. Please, just five more minuets?

  587. agh to much tumbleweed tacos can really give you some serious stomach pains.

  588. yoga is so stressful

  589. AHHHHHHH thats the spot i could do this every day

  590. Why are the coconut’s have to be so high up

  591. Ohh… I can’t belive ate the whole thing.

  592. dont go towards the light!

  593. Master Chief // December 9, 2009 at 7:54 pm // Reply

    I will never,NEVER play video games on a plasma screen TV EVER again!!

  594. Ahhhhhhh……….. this sun feels good, and I finally get some sun!

  595. Oh man, banana smoothies just aren’t my thing.

  596. i can see the light

  597. I don’t want to go to school today, mommy.

  598. hey mom no more bannas! IS THE LATRINE READY! i have to go

  599. Naruto Uzumaki // December 9, 2009 at 2:49 pm // Reply

    OMG! I’m so tired I can’t believe it’s morning already…. woah that sure was a hard workout yesterday!

  600. Ahh… finely a day off

  601. *Snore* *Snork* ugghhhh… its morning already?!

  602. SimplyTheBestWebelo // December 8, 2009 at 10:22 pm // Reply

    MOM! I am going to tell you for the last time I can not do a situp!

  603. 5 o’clock already..Great

  604. Oatmealmaster // December 8, 2009 at 9:08 pm // Reply

    I’m dead

  605. Wombatsrule101 // December 8, 2009 at 8:35 pm // Reply

    I need a sleep mask

  606. ez come ez go // December 8, 2009 at 7:55 pm // Reply

    THE..WORST…GAME…OF…HIDE-N-SEEK…EVER!!!

  607. turn off the floodlights mommy!

  608. Oh no. Not again!

  609. i think i`m sick mom

  610. i hate working out

  611. mom says i`m grounded

  612. running 2 feet can really wore you out

  613. hey mom did you know that school stinks

  614. baseball guy 19 // December 8, 2009 at 3:07 pm // Reply

    Awww it’s morning all ready?

  615. The great one // December 8, 2009 at 9:51 am // Reply

    Waahhh! But Mommy! I’ll have a temper tantrum if I
    don’t get that dolly!

  616. Ahhhhh…. nothing like a rock massaging my back.

  617. NO!! Not that act and don’t give me those looks!!!

  618. No, dad!!! Not Taco Bell again for dinner! Please, NOOO, Aaagggh!!! I can’t look!!!

  619. 2 bananas+2 bananas= uh, *yawn*, talk about math during nap!*yawn*

  620. stop talking already bananas.I have a migrain.

  621. c’mon mom turn out the lights its only 7:00.

  622. *yawn* i don’t wanna go to school momy

  623. the bassmaster // December 6, 2009 at 8:29 pm // Reply

    Ohhh five more minutes! Mom.

  624. nearlystar66 // December 6, 2009 at 5:49 pm // Reply

    I’m not going anywhere until that bacon and scrambled eggs is done!

  625. I need a sun umbrella!

  626. Ughhh Mom can I get up now???

  627. can you turn it down a bit, please.

  628. commander Root // December 6, 2009 at 2:32 pm // Reply

    ahhhh,just a little to the left

  629. It looks like he is kissing the air .

  630. Pokemaster P // December 6, 2009 at 8:53 am // Reply

    I hate timeouts…

  631. I see no evil

  632. c’mon, its only 11:30, mom!

  633. “5 more minutes! *yawn*”

  634. aahhh… Good morning bananas!

  635. i wanna goda bed. my headurts

  636. Sadly the gorilla was not able to do a sit up.

  637. No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I won’t go into the light I’m not that old I haven’t lived out my whole life yet

  638. I’m tired will somebody bring me my sleep shades?

  639. Peek-a-boo, I see you mom

  640. “oh what a day!”

  641. dinoboy12345 // December 5, 2009 at 12:10 pm // Reply

    he needs a nap from school

  642. PLEEEEEESE MOM its not a school day!!!!

  643. Sleeping on a rock gives me cramps!

  644. I hate getting up on Monday mornings.

  645. He got me.

  646. when is dad going to get here??!!!! im STARVING!!!!!!!!!!

  647. The light, it”s so bright!

  648. morning alraedy

  649. Awe, come on man! STOP DROPPING THOSE BANANAS! THEY HURT!

  650. Left 4 Dead Fan // December 4, 2009 at 11:57 pm // Reply

    Wow santa i going to be mad when he finds out that i ate all his cookies.

  651. Mamma the the tiger took my bananas.

  652. Who turned on the sunlight?

  653. Just five more minutes, mom.

  654. MOM, I DO NOT WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL TODAY.

  655. who turned on the lights

  656. chicken-tenderson // December 4, 2009 at 5:08 pm // Reply

    It’s so hot ,I must be seeing things I swear I saw a huge bunch of bananas!

  657. Nothing like working on my tan on my favorite rock!

  658. Ah! Who moved the clouds!

  659. Good morning America.

  660. That cloud looks like a bunny, and that cloud looks like a puppy! Ahhhhh…

  661. Go on without me! The coconut cream pie got me!

  662. Ahhh… West and wewaxation at wast

  663. “Leave no Trace”, no trace of tent and no trace of banana.

  664. I wont look

  665. lovetohike98 // December 4, 2009 at 1:26 am // Reply

    ow, why am i hitting myself!ow, why am i hitting myself!

  666. THE SUN! IT BUURRNS! IM MElting

  667. Momy im tired can you hurry up!!!!!!!!

  668. hey! wheres my shades!

  669. Theoneandonlybob // December 3, 2009 at 8:08 pm // Reply

    Just 5 more minutes mom!

  670. I think i`ll watch for the first banana falling from the sky!

  671. ahhhhh! must-not-see-sun

  672. Who turned on the lights!!!

  673. mom?(hiccup) i think i(hiccup) ate a(hiccup) banana too many(hiccup)!

  674. Hey mom… I have a fever. I guess no banana picking today!

  675. where are my bannas!?

  676. wow…three days with no bananas gives you one doozy of a headache

  677. Ahhhhh! The light it burns!

  678. I’m sooo strest out! (must be a mom.)

  679. “see no evil, hear no evil,speak no evil.”

  680. 5…4…3…2…1… Ready or not, here I come!

  681. Yawn. What time is it? Hey, mom can you make me a nice banana split while I sleep for 5 more mins and not too much sugar this time, please. Thank you, love you mom. 🙂

  682. Uhhhh…I’ve got SUCH a headache!!

  683. the light it it burns

  684. can you wake me up at 6:30.

  685. pokemanfreakthing22 // December 2, 2009 at 5:31 pm // Reply

    Not another day of school! Come on!

  686. shhhhhhhhh, i’m sleeping

  687. What is for breakfast?

  688. I wish these ticks would stop monkeying around!

  689. MOM… ITS A SSAATTUURRDDAAYY!

  690. Why do I always have to play Sleeping Beauty ?

  691. CoinCollector // December 2, 2009 at 10:00 am // Reply

    Where did my masseuse go!?!?

  692. Is it time to get up again!!! I just went to sleep

  693. Mom 5 more min. wait no dont come in..im up im up!

  694. Boo-hoo! Mom says I can’t get January’s BL magazine!

  695. come on mom it’s only Saturday morning!

  696. 5 more minutes mom please

  697. sun off

  698. Doc! Doc! Wat’s wrong with me Doc?!

  699. Man, not another migraine!!!!!

  700. highflyer 23 // December 1, 2009 at 7:28 pm // Reply

    Morning again! Who said eight hours of sleep was enough for us!

  701. Mom, do we have any TUMS?

  702. Mom, cant i sleep for a few more minutes? No? how about an hour then?

  703. Legend of Zelda mastr // December 1, 2009 at 6:59 pm // Reply

    C’mon mom!!! 5 more minutes!

  704. darnet can’t reach my nose.

  705. But you don’t understand!

  706. I’m in love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  707. Man I need an asprin
    THIS HEADACHE HURTS

  708. stargate atlantis rock! // December 1, 2009 at 3:39 pm // Reply

    I see the light! stay away from the light!

  709. These kids are killing me.

  710. waiter ! get me my banana

  711. (snore) I did not snore

  712. Nap time for BIG monkey

  713. Why did I ever go to that restaurant? Now I have a headache!

  714. Dr. Pepper23 // December 1, 2009 at 5:57 am // Reply

    OOOOOh…My life so terrible!!!!!(sniff)(sniff)why why must my life end this way!!! just because i ate that last banana!!!

  715. Dr. Pepper23 // December 1, 2009 at 5:54 am // Reply

    how come when i look at the trees, there furrier!!

  716. Dr. Pepper23 // December 1, 2009 at 5:52 am // Reply

    some times you gotta look at the sun, man this hurts!

  717. Dr. Pepper23 // December 1, 2009 at 5:50 am // Reply

    OOOh..so dad kicked me out for eating his banana, now i remember

  718. the light it blinds

  719. Ah,there’s nothing better than taking a nap after a day of dieting.

  720. samster the hamster // November 30, 2009 at 6:19 pm // Reply

    Moooom! Can you please help me with my homework!

  721. Ohh time to go to sleep.NOT!

  722. ugh… put away the camera Stan.

  723. Ohhh! I forgot to shave!

  724. I bet that photographer is going to put that photo in the newspaper so everyone can laugh at me!

  725. Do you see what I see?

  726. Aah! Excuse me!!! Doesn’t anyone ever knock anymore?

  727. Ooh! Surprise! Can I open my eyes yet?

  728. “Must go towards the light!” “STEVE! NO!!!”

  729. Great! Those furless freaks got a picture of me and are probably gonna put it on the internet or in a magazine so everyone can see it!

  730. okay, let’s see, next is… left foot on green

  731. Ouch!That really hurt!

  732. awwww! don’t make me have to go to school now, mom!

  733. peekaboo!

  734. oh…….. who turned on the sun?

  735. 5 more minutes….. PLEASE!!!

  736. Who turned on the sun again?

  737. 27. . . . 28. . . . . 29. . . . . 30!

    Ready or not here I come!

  738. jo jo the circus boy // November 30, 2009 at 3:02 pm // Reply

    OHHHH I souldnt have eaten all of them most wanted fugitives

  739. this is the life.

  740. I partied way to long last night

  741. Ooh!To much turkey!

  742. Am I? Am I? I hope I`m not! Oh man! I`m still in the jungle.

  743. Eagle is easy // November 29, 2009 at 7:27 pm // Reply

    Ohhhh… I shouldn’t of drank that last banana smoothie…

  744. Was I snoring?!?!?!?

  745. OH! Don’t tell me I’m at Nana’s.

  746. Ahh, there’s nothing like a good tan, but darn I should’ve brought some sunglasses!

  747. Oh No, not again those Hallmark(tm) people have taken a picture of me in an akward position

  748. ha got my rock and the sun now all i need is two cucumbers and some
    fashal cream

  749. chicken-tenderson // November 29, 2009 at 4:04 pm // Reply

    I’m sure I’m deathly ill Mom, I shouldn’t go to school!

  750. how much longer til i get a tan !?

  751. *sniffs* but mooooom it’s not fair it was my bannana I saw it first *cries* YOU DONT LOVE ME!!!

  752. ok…. think I know this question it’s uh… wait it is coming to me… I HAVE IT… darn I lost it

  753. LET ME DIE IN PEACE WOMAN!!!!

  754. I can’t belive I ate the whole thing!

  755. Ma, 5 more minutes please!

  756. where is the moon when you need it??!!

  757. Oh why did i decide to sing it’s a climb

  758. ohhhhhhh,not the animal channel guy again…

  759. wigglyscout221 // November 29, 2009 at 12:11 pm // Reply

    oww! I jabbed myself in the eye!

  760. wigglyscout221 // November 29, 2009 at 12:10 pm // Reply

    Mom? is is that really you!

  761. (yawn) where am I?

  762. wake up sleepy head its time for your bananas

    hu! hu! hu!

  763. I wonder if I can get to the sun.

  764. pullups (GASP) too (GASP) much!

  765. where are the shades! give them to me!

  766. Waaaa somebody please change my diaper Waaa

  767. Leave me alone, I have a headache

  768. Why did I lay on this rock

  769. When did the zoo come in the jungle??

  770. awsomboyscout // November 28, 2009 at 7:13 pm // Reply

    why must my life be like this.

  771. I rock ( it's true) // November 28, 2009 at 7:03 pm // Reply

    Hush! I’m waiting for the aliens to abduct me!!!

  772. “Bright light! Bright light! Can’t you see that I’m TRYING to go to sleep!”

  773. I am ready for my massage.

  774. I am sunbathing mom!

  775. Kill Hitler!!!!! // November 28, 2009 at 4:45 pm // Reply

    I shoudn`t have eaten all those banana-tuna sandwichs.

  776. (Yawn!)Oh no! Please tell me it’s not Monday!

  777. but mom,i don’t want to clean my room.

  778. random person // November 28, 2009 at 3:30 pm // Reply

    someone turn the spa lights down

  779. NO!!!!!!!!!!!! not the sunlight anything but the sunlight!!!

  780. great white in shark patrol 946 // November 28, 2009 at 12:54 pm // Reply

    Ahhhhhhhh i,m melting so long wor….. gurgel gurgel.

  781. bananas really take it out of you

  782. do you tink im tan enough?

  783. 524trooprules // November 28, 2009 at 9:21 am // Reply

    Aww Mom just five more minutes!!

  784. Why did I eat so many bananas

  785. Wow! This rock is surpisingly comfortable!

  786. Aahhhhh The sun is in my eyes!!!!

  787. I’m lazy and lovin’ it!

  788. oo i ate to many bannanas

  789. Just count bananas until you fall asleep.

  790. Mother Anvil // November 27, 2009 at 5:28 pm // Reply

    I don’t want to go to bed.

  791. 800 pound gorillas sleep anywhere they want.

  792. Now where did those fleas go?

  793. The Light… It Burns!

  794. An 800 pound gorilla sleeps anywhere it wants.

  795. its not time to lay around you lazy gorilla.

  796. what is that bright ball of light up there?

  797. Oh,gosh. I’m going to take the day off today!!!!!

  798. Is it still there??

  799. IT BURNS!! IT BURNS!

  800. This new rock bed is great!

  801. Oh it was a banana peeling day honey. Do you think I should take
    a little nap?

  802. I am so getting a tan.

  803. waiter waiter!!!!!!!!!! where is my fly soup?!

  804. Go away! I don’t want to go to school today, mom!

  805. C’mon! The world HAS to end sometime!”

  806. what the heck people no more photographs

  807. 2 sheep… 3 sheep… 4 sheep…

  808. snore… snore…. Go away!

  809. AAAAAAGGGGHHHHH! I’m paralyzed and about to be crushed by a really really really fat nude sumo …wrestler…

  810. Nooba go home // November 26, 2009 at 6:04 pm // Reply

    DEATH BY SUNLIGHT!!!

  811. DEATH BY SUNLIGHT!!!!

  812. mom take a picture of me i see no evil!!!!

  813. Ooh.. I think this is enough sun to win Ms. America this year.

  814. Boo hoo! I’m dying and nobody cares! Boo hoo!

  815. eddsworld1101 // November 26, 2009 at 4:40 pm // Reply

    suntanning not good for the eyes!

  816. Aarin Tanner // November 26, 2009 at 2:01 pm // Reply

    Me tired…

  817. Must not go to the light, MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!

  818. Yay I am going to Amrica’s got Talant the finales

  819. Such a nice day. Nothing is better than a nice sunbath.

  820. I’m too tired to look at you just give me the bananas

  821. Ahhh, I am tired from a long day of lieing here doing nothing. Time for a nap.

  822. Eighteen, nineteen, twenty!! Ready you’re not, here I come!!!

  823. “Crunch 1, Crunch 2!”

  824. AAAAAAh! THe light is bright!

  825. to be or not to be…

  826. good night daddy

  827. Come on, guys, just five more minutes. That’s all I ask!

  828. Man That Gorrilla Has a BIG Headache

  829. there’s a cow and there’s a tree and there’s a monkey…

  830. HELP!! I cannot get up!

  831. stop puttin bannanas in front of me!

  832. this crick in my back is killing me

  833. ahhh! a nice tan.

  834. armyrangers6 // November 25, 2009 at 9:14 pm // Reply

    no school mom, i don’t feel well

  835. What?!?!Can’t the Camera wait intil I’m out of bed?!?!!

  836. (Yawn!), man I had another strange dream that I used to be someone called “Michael Jackson”.

  837. WHY did I eat that second serving? This happens every year!!

  838. oh i am soooo sleepy

  839. king of awesomness // November 25, 2009 at 7:47 pm // Reply

    THE LIGHT IT BURNS US!!!!

  840. Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

    Doggone it! I’m not a senior citizen!

  841. peekabooIseeyou // November 25, 2009 at 7:10 pm // Reply

    1…2… No, I am NOT peeking!

  842. Okay, No more sit-ups after lunch.

  843. mommy i feel sick dave dared me to eat a pound of choclate and now i feel sick

  844. I’LL EXPLAIN THIS LATER! just let me pass out a bit!

  845. aaaah! the sun it burns!

  846. corey123434556790 // November 25, 2009 at 5:49 pm // Reply

    Aaaah! it buns

  847. I think i,m coming down with something………

  848. Sleeping sure makes you tired, I think that I’ll take another nap.

  849. PLEASE CALL THE DOTCTOR!! I WAS PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK AND I LEARNED TO NEVER KEEP YOUR HANDS IN ONE SPOT FOR OVER 1 HOUR!!!

  850. Dont annoy me Im sleeping *snore snore*

  851. weird man 9,000,000 // November 25, 2009 at 4:30 pm // Reply

    Aw, come on!!!! I got another bloody nose!

  852. But mom I didn’t get any sleep my bed is as hard as a rock.

  853. Need to do a least one sit up. One two whew I’m pooped. Hey when do I get food?

  854. So full must get up. What happened did I eat too much again? Burp

  855. Why are you waking me up on Thanksgiving. I already had enough.

  856. UGH…..I AM CAMERA SHY!

  857. Is my tan over?.I’m going to kill whoever turned it off!!!!!!!!!!

  858. 9…10…ready or here I come

  859. hey! your blocking my sun

  860. I think I swalowed a fly last night

  861. One night, I’m fine and dandy,but this morning, next thing I knew I’m a gorilla lying on a rock.

  862. I told you,”step on a crack, break your momma’s back, but no one listens…”

  863. Please try not to do that above me

  864. Oh WHY did I quit Gorilla Scouts. Now I have too cook for a living.

  865. I cant belive my brother stuffed those bannanas in my nose.

  866. Sit back and ignore that innoying sun.

  867. Help me i’m blind i’m blind oh i can see it’s a miracle!!!!!!!!

  868. Ugh…What to do today? Soooo…Bored!

  869. DUDE!!!! NOW THAT I’M IN JUNGLE HEAVEN. I WILL TELL MY STORY… A LONG TIME AGO , IN A GALAXY F… OH YOU GET THE POINT.. WELL I USED TO HAVE AN OWNER… THEN ONE DAY SHE WENT TO GET GROCERIES AND SHE DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE ME SLEEPIN’ ON THE DRIVWAY!!!!

  870. MAN!!! I WATCHED TRON, G.I. JOE, MONSTERS V.S. ALIENS, TRANSFORMERS REVENGE OF THE FALLEN, AND STAR TREK!!! AND NOW I SEE IN MY HEAD A CYBORG FIGHTING SNAKE EYES AND BOB EATING OPTIMUS PRIME ALIVE ALL ON THE STAR SHIP U.S.S. ENTERPRISE!!!! WHY ME!! WHY ME!!!

  871. MAN!! I ASKED THAT PHOTOGRAPHER NOT TO TAKE PICTURES OF ME!! BUT NO!!! HE JUST HAD TO DO IT!!! ONCE HE FLASHED THAT CAMERA!!! HE DIDN’T SEE WHAT WAS COMING TO HIM!!!

  872. OK!! I CAN DO THIS! DON’T WORRY! ITS ONLY 7 HOURS OF SCHOOL!

  873. YOU CALL THIS HYBERNATING!!!!!

  874. MMMOOOMMM! I DON’T WANNA GO TO THE JUNGLE CAFE!!!! I WANNA GO TO A HUMAN McDONALDS!!!!!

  875. MMMMOOOOMMM!!!! I HAD A NIGHTMARE!!!!!

  876. GreencoffeeJK // November 25, 2009 at 11:08 am // Reply

    w-where am i?

  877. GreencoffeeJK // November 25, 2009 at 11:05 am // Reply

    Mommy, is my nose supposed to bleed?

  878. I HAD A DREAM THAT I HAD A GIANT MARSHMALLOW! AND NOW MY PILLOW IS GONE!

  879. Construction Devastator // November 25, 2009 at 10:51 am // Reply

    I GOTTA GOOOOOOOOOOO BUT I CAN’T GET UP! aFTER DRINKING 3,000 POUNDS OF WATER! AND WHOA ZIMBADA I ATE THE MOST BANNANAS IN MY LIFE!

  880. oh these darn mosquitoes!!

  881. Dora the Explorer really does make you tired after a couple of hours…

  882. Why can’t I get a tan?!!?

  883. I don’t care that gorillas aren’t nocturnal, the owls do itP.s.when are you going to get me a new bed,I hate rock.

  884. Oh man… I really need a new mattress!

  885. NO…MORE…BANANA…MILKSHAKES…

  886. WAIT, YOUR TELLING ME WE HIBERNATE?!

  887. Ahhh,mom do I have to

  888. i shouldn’t of watched attack on the clones last night it was scary

  889. ah! the sun im dying!

  890. ah! the sun im dying!

  891. Man tanning takes hours here

  892. thisisAlexforreal // November 25, 2009 at 12:28 am // Reply

    snore……..snore….wha! whyd everythin go black all of a suden?!

  893. WHO TURNED ON THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!

  894. I hate mondays!!!!

  895. termaribobego:I // November 24, 2009 at 9:55 pm // Reply

    I don’t see a cloud in the sky… are you sure it is going to rain?

  896. termaribobego:I // November 24, 2009 at 9:52 pm // Reply

    I don’t see a cloud in the sky…are you sure it is going to rain?

  897. will someone bring over the cucumber slices!

  898. COME ON! I’ve been here for waiting half a hour already!

  899. harry potter // November 24, 2009 at 8:52 pm // Reply

    gee mom,I want to sleep a little longer.

  900. Ugh!! Turn off the sun!!!

  901. the light! it burnsss!

  902. URGH I can’t believe I forgot to renew my subscription to Boys’Life!

  903. “Oooh. This spa is so great. Now all I need is one of those massage people…

  904. albert einstien // November 24, 2009 at 8:18 pm // Reply

    ahh im blind! im blind! oohh my hands are over my eyes

  905. Aw, Mom! Time for school already?

  906. destructinator70000 // November 24, 2009 at 7:54 pm // Reply

    i shouldn’t have gone to the all-you-can-eat banana party last night

  907. ZZZZ… ZZZ… wait, what? Morning? Argh!

  908. lololololololo // November 24, 2009 at 7:44 pm // Reply

    Getting the naturalist badge wasn’t worth the 3 mile hike!

  909. aaaaaa! I’m up! I’m up!

  910. Man do my feet stink!

  911. ugh my back!Man why cant I have A hammok instead?!

  912. peek-a-boo

  913. zzzzz whoa ho man its morning alrady

  914. 5 more minutes mom I’ll get the bananas later

  915. Kool aid man // November 24, 2009 at 6:24 pm // Reply

    5….4….3….2….1…. Ready or not, here I come!

  916. Go away, fly!

  917. Man, I’m not ever drinking that much banana punch at a family gathering again.

  918. (YAWN!) Sweet paradise!

  919. just the right spot…

  920. I need a more comfortable thinking bed!!

  921. Is it morning yet?

  922. where’s the baby… there he is!

  923. Next time im going to buy a bed thats soft.

  924. Mom! You forgot the sunglasses again!

  925. oh my gosh why does it have to be a monday mornig!

  926. Ooooh…I’ll never put termites in my banana pudding again!

  927. I’ve had a hard day at school maybe I can get some sleep before my gorillas’ life meeting.

  928. ahh! my foot hurts and now I have a headach how much worse could this get?

  929. WORST SPA DAY EVER!!!!

  930. ok, no more banana splits sundae before bed

  931. can someone turn off the sun, i’m going blind!

  932. Mommy Im sick …for now!

  933. MOM MOM I CANT SEE!!!!

  934. ahhhh….. now for a sunbath…. ohhh better start to get up. gorillas dont take sunbaths

  935. watsupitisamh // November 24, 2009 at 4:00 pm // Reply

    whoa, no no not to the light, i dont like the light

  936. My head is killing me…I’ve got to stop eating those banana splits so fast…brain freeze, ouch!

  937. ugh! will you two just stop fighting!

  938. If I get one more belly-rub…

  939. OW!!!Stop throwing rocks at me!OW!!!

  940. please do’nt hate me I didn’t mean to eat all the bananas!!!!

  941. will you sing me a lullaby?please?

  942. Ah! The sun’s in my eyes!

  943. I am too tired and I m trying to learn how to use the power of the force

  944. I hope I am getting tan.

  945. I am going out for Americas next top model

  946. Not bananas again!

  947. After twenty-three camp raids, this rock feels SO soft

  948. Oh! I’m FINALY away from that gorilla catcher! Home at last!

  949. Shopping for the holidays is driving me bannas!

  950. Aaaaaa,mom turn out the lights.It’s saterday.Wait it’s friday.Waaaaaah…I don’t want to get up.10more minutes.

  951. Mom I don’t want to go to school I just want to sleep!

  952. Awwww mom, I ate bannanas yesterday, do I have to eat it again?!

  953. ooooohhh…I think I ate too much candy at the party last night…

  954. That gorilla beat me up!!

  955. Alright that tan looks good. Time to do my belly!

  956. the awsome me // November 23, 2009 at 5:05 pm // Reply

    nice day for a spa treatment

  957. Why oh why can’t i see!!

  958. I’m tired, Mommy

  959. aghhhh i dont like the sun it makes my eyes hurt

  960. he is thinking of banana pie

  961. My Dad Didn’t have THAT much Hare did He ?

  962. Mommy I don’t want to get up I want my appatite for Thanksgiving day.

  963. I hate when my brother plays hide and seek.

  964. Uhhh. I’m to tired to get out of bed.

  965. joe123456789 // November 22, 2009 at 7:59 pm // Reply

    SUNLIGHT! OH NO!

  966. 5 more minutes mommy

  967. aw rest at last

  968. Arrgh!It’s already morning?!!

  969. I got to stop eating so many bananas before bed.

  970. Help! I’m blind! I’m blind! Ohhh.. I left my hands over my eyes again!

  971. WHOA… breaking the record for banana eating really makes you tired

  972. Anonymouse player // November 22, 2009 at 12:18 pm // Reply

    Hey dad, Come look! i can make my head look smaller!!

  973. what a party!!!

  974. Do I really have to get up?

  975. flying turtle // November 22, 2009 at 9:50 am // Reply

    I do not like it when Tarzan dares me to ride vines

  976. Oh, now I remember. Gorillas DON’T swing on vines.

  977. Go away it is six fifteen in the morning!

  978. im dieing dieing i tell you dieing someone help me

  979. ouch you shot me with a trankulizer gun

  980. somethings in my eye!!!!!!!!!!!

  981. A NEWLY RECRUITED SCOUT AFTER HIS FIRST HIKE

  982. OHH MY ACHING APPARATUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  983. Ohh-ho. Brain freeze!

  984. THX 1138 (jonbuddy) // November 21, 2009 at 6:43 pm // Reply

    That was a tough day at work!

  985. ez come ez go // November 21, 2009 at 5:19 pm // Reply

    I ate WAY too much banana crisps last night!!

  986. The light! It burns! How can I not be playing that new video game?

  987. ebeneezer scrooge // November 21, 2009 at 4:54 pm // Reply

    Humbug! spirit, you will not haunt me

  988. This is the best (and only) spa day ever

  989. welcome to the jungle.

  990. humans are lucky they can wear eye patches.

  991. …and then the male lies there like a worthless blob while the female hunts for food…

  992. Just make sure to get me on my good side-oh,wait, I’m all good side!

  993. Man could those scouts find anouther place to camp and give me a break?

  994. Ahh rest and relaxation

  995. Is it morning already?

  996. Mom was right never ride an elephant

  997. DO I HAVE TO? DO I HAVE TO? DO I HAVE TO?

  998. Oooooooo…. more homework

  999. come on just five more minutes dad

  1000. Mom please 10 more minutes of bed.

  1001. oh,mom do i have to get up!!

  1002. thats what I get for playing with Tarzan all day.

  1003. Whoa…who movedmy bed into this field?!

  1004. cheeseburger3520 // November 20, 2009 at 8:55 pm // Reply

    I shouldn’t have eaten sooooo many beans!

  1005. Hold up – can somebody grab my blanky?

  1006. monkeykiller // November 20, 2009 at 2:29 pm // Reply

    WHY OH WHY CAN’T i SKIP SCHOOL TODAY!!!!! OH OH OH!!!

  1007. peekaboo i can’t see you

  1008. Five more minutes, Mom?

  1009. George help im stuck

  1010. WOW LOOK AT ALL THE BLUE STUFF UP THERE!!!!!!!!!!!

  1011. Next time I will always double check to see if I have my cot and tent

  1012. I don’t want to get up scoutmaster!

  1013. Argh! The sun is blinding me!

  1014. merry christmas!!!!!!!!!! what, it’s not cristmas yet? it’s 58 day’s till cristmas? well then good night

  1015. Hey, there’s a cloud that looks like a rabbit.

  1016. AHH! Big Billy the Goat wants to have a staring contest !

  1017. NO NO dONT EAT ME!!!!

  1018. Oh,it burns!Why do the people have to look at me?!

  1019. mom i don’t want to get up

  1020. Ow!!! theres a bug in my eye!!!!

  1021. I *hate* Mondays

  1022. the sun wow

  1023. (sob cry) I don’t want to get up

  1024. chuck norris // November 16, 2009 at 9:40 pm // Reply

    i love sun bathing

  1025. “look at those pretty clouds peoples” “WOW” “WOW” “WOW”! “now look at the stars” “prety” “pretty” preeetty

  1026. “hey dudes quite down I need my beuity rest”

  1027. Oh why me!!!!! why did they take all my bannanas!!!!

  1028. OK OK I ate way too many Bananas.

  1029. Nothin’ like the life in florida.

  1030. I’m hiding!

  1031. Come on mom just 5 more minites…PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  1032. mavericks113 // November 15, 2009 at 8:12 pm // Reply

    Mom! Shut off the light, I’m trying to sleep!

  1033. What this is sleeping in..its two A.M.

  1034. Don’t tell me, I’m not the Patrol Leader!

  1035. BRAKE IT DOWN YA brake dancing in slow motion is fun wheeee!!!!

  1036. soooo tired!!!

  1037. look mom I,m acting out how a spider dies

  1038. Yo man, go home

  1039. Mom do i have to?

  1040. Mom! Don’t wake me up now!

  1041. I think I ate too many skittles for Halloween
    this year…

  1042. yawn…time for bed…but how do i turn off that light?…WAIT A STINKING MINUTE!!!!!

  1043. Now this is why animal fashion magazines don’t work.

  1044. Yawn…Hey mom whats for breakfast?

  1045. Master Thief // November 13, 2009 at 6:18 pm // Reply

    … Just … 2 … more … crunches!!

  1046. my mom is going to kill me for doing that

  1047. Hey babe, like the lounge chair… WAIT A STINKING MINUTE!!!!!!!!

  1048. i have such a headache from my mom howling at me all day!

  1049. George Washington // November 12, 2009 at 10:13 am // Reply

    WOW! There’s a cloud that looks like a bannana

  1050. when is morning going to come?

  1051. Is that Donkey Kong?!

  1052. Look! The rare speices, kinguskongus is sleeping soundly…SNORE! Never mind.

  1053. pretty girl(NOT)! // November 11, 2009 at 8:17 pm // Reply

    1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!Ready or not here I can!

  1054. Oh man…. I NEED THE MOSQUITO REPELENT!!!!

  1055. Morning already?

  1056. Got my nose!

  1057. Why are you all taking pictures of me!?

  1058. Hey joe, how long til’ that big thing in the sky goes down and I can sleep?

  1059. pokefreak6464 // November 10, 2009 at 9:25 pm // Reply

    “sniff sniff……my girl friend broke up with me……sniff sniff”

  1060. Owww.. Could somebody turn off the light?

  1061. How long have I been sleeping?

  1062. MAN! This place is to hot!!!!!!!!!!!

  1063. Five more min mom

  1064. unknownusuraus // November 10, 2009 at 8:07 am // Reply

    Don’t bothre me I need my beuity sleep.

  1065. Hey! There’s a cloud that looks like Joe!!!!!!!!!!!

  1066. No light in me eye! No light in me eye!

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