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I’M SO HUNGRY!
I hope this snow isn’t yellow snow.
Just blending in.
so…thirsty…wait-ice is water, right? BLEH! Too much white food coloring!
MUST… GET… SEALS…
it’s right thear!
Snow. Delicious.
This is the biggest popsicle EVER!
This tastes like like tiny bits of ice.
need icecream!!
The ground is too hard!!!
I think I left some leftover seal down there.
ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MMMM. Fake Snow Fish…
I wonder what the ground tastes like?
I know they kiss the ground when they get of the mayflower but for some reason this just doesn’t feel right.
ew this stuff is gross
Darn. Sleepeating again!
Mmm…. Delicious Snow….
Yum!Snow a great source of water.
SOOOO TIRED!!!!!!!!
Ice to eat, er, I mean meet you
My tooth hurt’s!!!
BRAIN FREEZE!
ME WANT LITTLE SEAL!
there is something down there, i can taste it.
mom,I’m sleeping,see? SNORE
“I’m stil sleaping mom””SNORE””See?”
A Lazy Bear, by: Starvation
BIG………YUMMMY……….SNOWCONE
I know you’re under there seal!
I’m so HUNGRY!
I THINK MY FOOD IS DOWN THERE
This hunger…it’s unbearable…
Okay, I got the blueprint, just need to figure out how do dig into ice for this bear-made lake.
Do you hear that, ice? It’s me, ROAR!!!!!
You are evil ice!
ice doesn’t taste good
I’m .. so.. hungry
I can’t sleep! It’s cold out here!
Bad ice!!
i am dreaming of eating ice cream
why is my nose sooooo long?
I don’t feel so good…..
BLECH!!!!
“Nom–nom–nom–nom–nom. Mmmm…icy!”
“What do you mean I have to eat fish?!”
what i`m dreaming!!
Hey! Can you hear me all right down there, marlin?
i dropped my fish then fell asleep then woke up now i’m trying to get the fossil for the museum
I wonder how snow tastes.
Got to get that fish
“lick” “lick” mmmm….. what is this
i sense that there’s a seal under this ice
My nose itches
I know the fish is down there, it is just this strange white thing is biting me back with cold dead jaws.
I wonder what’s down there hello anyone down there
This isn’t the BEST escape plan…
Wait am i supposed to eat this :l
Mom always said don’t stick your tongue to ice, but she forgot to tell me not to stick my nose to it.
what time is it?
Why pay for a snow cone when I can just eat this?
Ice tastes good.
I think my teeth froze to the ice
Yeah, I’ll show this ice a thing or 2.
That is the real reason the ice is disappearing
WHATS GOING ON DOWN THERE!!!!!
need a smaller ice pop
Does this polar bear think the snow is vanilla ice cream?
my dentist said stop chuwing on ice
keep digging and might find buried treasure or is the map wrong?
Help! my lips are frozen to the ice
Yummy! It tast like a snow cone!
OH MY GOSH ITS ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!
Finally I found the world’s largest ice cream ever!!!!
Must……have……..water…..
I love the yellow kind
I love to eat snow
Ice ice baby…
AN ILAND OF FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You cant stay down there forever!
hey, guys, I think my tooth is frozen!
Hey I thought I saw a fish
Is this a live fish or a frozen fishstick.
Kant quite reach it.
i dont know what this yellow stuff is but im eating it anyway
diiig…. must dig to china
dream fishing
BLECK!!! tommy you call this polar bear chow!?
man, good stuff, ice.
Have you ever tried it?
BURP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe I can eat my way to Hawaii.
so thirsty
Oh great! My mouth is trying to do a split
NOM NOM NOM
Wait! This isn’t ice cream!
World’s…biggest…snowcone.
Dang! This ice broke my tooth!
I swear I can see a fish under the ice!
“BLEAGH”,I shuld go on a diet.
“Why can’t I eat this?! I can’t bite it!”
MMMMMMMMMM, SCRRUMPTIOUS, and TASTY!!!!!!!
man, that chilly was hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leave me alone,I’m digging a hole to China,so I can visit my cousin,Po. You better leave or he’ll kungfu you.
not the softest slushy I’ve every had, but it will do.
antartica is made outof ice cream!
snow cone! yeah!!!!!!!
the yellow is yellow custard, and the rest is vinilla
I think I might eat some ice instead of eating seals and penguins
Ice Fishing for bears,step 1, dig hole.(note:Its harder than it looks.
MAMA IS THAT YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Slushies! HERE I COME!!!!!
I`v heard fish can freeze in ice.
No son! don’t eat the ice!
But I’m so hungry!
i’m….so……THIRSTY!!!!
ice is awesome!!!!!!!!!!! ow—mom, a tooth just came out
there is a fish under there!!!!! i need to get it!!!
but the ice is so good mom!!!!!
mouth on the ground
mouth on the ground
looking like a BEAR
with your mouth on the ground
I wonder if I can eat the whole country.
SO….MUCH….FISH!
Daddy says I should stop ice gnawing in my sleep.
Ahh there is the Diet Coke Bears. I believe he has bought the caffeine free drink.
Helth! Ny Thooth ish shtuck!
Ugh, too cold to go fishing today. I’ll just eat the ice instead.
Finally, a spot that’s not yellow.
I like ice. But since I’ve never eaten it before, i’ll try it.
Hello down there! Can anybody here me?!
I think my mom told me that ice is sticky!
Maybe if I’m lucky I’ll find my teddy bear here!
Come on polar bear! Don’t eat ice! where did the fish go!
nap time every buddy zzzz
Why cant I eat pizza like kids do!
I know there is a fish under here I just know it!
no im not kidding first it was water now its ice!!!!!!!!!!!
hello,ground.
mouth on the ground
mouth on the ground
lookin like a BEAR
with your mouth on the ground
i’m a snowmuncher, but this ice and snow is too dang hard!
Don’t worry Chuck! You’ll be out of there as soon as global warming hits us!!!
dad, i have to see the dentist again. my tooth is broken because you keep telling me that there is yummy frozen fish down there.
mmmm krabby paties
Agh dreaming of corndogs.
I HATE YOGA IN THE MORNING!
Dad, my teeth are stuck in the ice AGAIN!
fine if you wont let me go swimming then i will melt this ice with my breath
Invisible cheesburger!
jo get me the ice cutter
I thought I buried a pizzi under here.
Hay someone told me the world was made of macaroni.
No! I don’t want to wake up! It’s too early!
Five more minutes mom!
Mr. Seal, I know your in there!
Food, Water, Atmosphere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YUM
Ma, when will scientists invent popcicles?
yummy ground
mmmm! Tastes like chicken.
I WANT ME SNOW CONES!
Ooh, goodie! Snow Cones!
i rather eat cold ice then that fish
I saw that salmon. I really saw him.
Hey where’d that ol’ seal go?!
SO…THIRSTY…
SNOW CONE!!!
Owww! My tooth!
Come on!!
I left my ice cream SOMEWHERE here…..
But I can’t FIND IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Must…stay…still… so they’ll think somebody killed me…
Will this ice ever melt?
MUST….. GET…… INVISIBLE HAMBURGER!!!!!!
HEY WHO STOLE MY ICE COLD PIZZA!
soooo tired! wish i had a pillow
aw man, i thought that there was a easier way to catch seal without going into the water!
I’m sooo hungry
my brother bob hid my seal under here!!!
NO NO NO NO, i left my fish down under there!
*yawn* I’ve been walking for DAYS now.
GIVE ME SOME OF THAT GIANT SNOW CONE!!!!!
I’m so thirsty!!!! Why does the only water have to be ice?
Whew, it’s not yellow
Any minute now I’ll get the ice I need to sell those snow cones.
Ill get you invisible sandwich
That’s it! I’m finshed hunting for fish!
Jimmy probably felt good about pushing me in cold water but I’ll get him with my snowball coated in foul breath!
um hello any one there like a dentist or a tooth fairy comon i just want to pull out my teeth
Noooooo!!! This isn’t ice cream like that fish said it was!!!
hey i think i see a fish!
Sooooooo hungry! must eat ice!
ahh…ICE is…um…so…um…good.
MMMMMMMMMMM. Yummy. Ice.
Ahhh,I want icecream.
Ouch, my teeth are hurting, my jaws are freezing, and I heard it,s sooooo hot down there you can cook andburn a grilled cheese sandwich in under one second!
must…get… these braces off!
I guess my teeth aren’t strong enough for ice fishing yet.
EHHH!! Almost done digging my tunnel to China!
now why would any one make a snow cone this big?
That microscopic snow ant is the only food resource for starving Polar Bears!!!!!
Ahh man I should have used the colgate sensitive earlier…
my fish is calling!
Soooooo … hungry … must … naw … on … ice … to … relive … my … hunger !!!!!!
huh this ice isin’t half bad
mouth on the ground
mouth on the ground
looking like a BEAR with your mouth on the ground
just why can`t I get that seal?
come here fishy fishy fishy
Uh,mom? I got my tongue stuck to the ice again.
why wont the snow melt?
my nose is stuck!
Trying… To… Bite…Prey…. WHAY IS THIS PREY FROZEN SOLID?!
I heard in the center of the earth that there is fish
Bear 1: He sleeptalkin again? Bear 2: Yea i reckon he should’nt have eatin that dead fish de other day. Pictured Bear: Hey i ain’t asleep i just yawnin!
Homemade sno cone
“I will reach china!” said the bear.
I’m starving!!!
ohhh my wips
I wish the ice was easer to eat
i think im*naw* almost *naw* thru *naw*
Aww man… Now my teeth are going to hurt.
there is nothing else to eat so i am going to eat this bent stick
hey I bet that you could not stick your whole leg in my mouth.
Ahh… Haha, my tongue is stuck… This is so embarrassing!
yaawn morning already?
But momma,I don’t wanna take a nap!
Cant you serve something else, ma?
Ow man spit flavored snow cones a horible.
Um guyth my toung ith kind shtuck so pwease help me now!
That is so cool! HA HA!
It’s seal! I know it!
My smelling senses are never wrong!
This does not taste like ice-cream
Right, now that you’re all done laughing, a little help?
I WANT THAT SEAL!!!!!!!!
I don’t wanna go to school!!!
fishies you may have one this round but i’ll be back.
Water,
…
If only I can get some.
I bet this icecream is delicous…if I could get my mouth arond it.
I hate this new snow diet!!!!
the ice alwase gives me a brainfreeze!
Snowcones: You’re doing it wrong
I could not find a rock to sharpen my teeth, but I found this!
this ice cream is harder then i thought
i see you in there fishies. Come out, come out!
That is one weird picture!!
NO MOM DONT TAKE ME AWAY!
i dont want to go back to work!
it sure looks like ice cream but dosen’t taste like it
how come i have a 2 way tonge
I’m thirsty, oh wait this water is frozen!
…Hmmm…Snow’s still hard. I guess this means 2 more weeks of winter!
Here fishy,fishy,fishy!!!
my tongue itz shtuck help me pleath
HEAR ME ROAR!
this is so much easier than digging a hole
Burp! Oops! Wait a second! Bears don’t have manners!
my mouth is fozen
Keep it down, down there!
Yum Yum…This ice is good. Wait! There’s Blueberry?
My tougheth theems tho be thtuck. thuch an eventfull thummer!
Yawn.”Man, I shouldn’t of stayed up to watch that baseball game yesterday” Yawn…
i shouldn’t have run
Uhhh… I think my tounge is stuck… why, oh why did I take that dare?!
Got to gnaw through the ice to get that fish, got to got to got to got to!
I’m going to dig a tunnel to China!
I’m gonna get you fish i’m gonna get you.
This snow tastes so good!
Mom will be so proud when she finds that i knawed my way through
the ice!
…this is not ice cream…
This snow taste great!
I knew getting an extra-large snow cone wasn’t a good idea…
its eating ice!
But he TRIPLE dog dared me!
I told you ice was cold
this snow taste like chicken must be fresh
Oh,I just can’t wait to finish this marrathon. Yaawn. At least I’m in first place. Oh, wait, I’m in last place. It must have been because I took a 48 hour nap. Yaaawn. man I’m soo thirsty and hungry. When will this ice melt?
My thongue…. my thongue is thtuck to the ground!
Ohhh,you wanna fight, huh i will attack!!!! Oh its my reflecton on ICE!
I know I saw a fish.?
not what i ment by a snowcone
Where did i put that fish again?
AW! I didn’t think that panda bear was that good at kong foo.
Just about 3 more miles and I’ll be swimming!
the doctor said open wide but he never said stop!!
time too eat the biggest popsicle in the world!
The ice tastes sooooo good!
I will never, ever eat salmon with ice before bed again!
SEAL! I smell SEAL!…….THERE’S A WHOLE GROUP DOWN THERE!……..AND THEY’RE HAVIN’ A PARTY!
i want some cup of icecream …
next time reminde me not to believe my brother when he says this is filet mingon
I love white pizza.
It sure LOOK’S like Water
The vet did say this helped brain freeze, right?
Got to get the button!
I WAS WAITING ON MY FOOD BUT I CANT WAIT NO LONGER … I MUST EAT NOW!!!
HEY! GIMME BACK MY iPOD!
i’m tired (yaaaawwwnnn)
ooohhhhh….. desprate for my version of ice-cream!!!!!!!!!!
…………..pity its only snow!
Almost got it! That frozen pizza is mine!
Maybe my teeth aren’t as tough as I thought they where…
ahhh brainfreeze
FE FI FO FUM! I SMELL…coal,Dang.
i want a snowcone ,too.
Oooooh! What’s this?
Too obese, can’t walk
I guess that I can’t drill an ice hole with my chompers…..
If only I had syrup I could make snowkones in my mouth!
Great-granddad? is that you?
do i hear spongebob&patrick?
Finally! I will be the first bear to tunnel to Sant`s Workshop!
Must . . . . reach . . . . North . . . . Pole!!!
i’m trying to get the south pole!
yawn. I’ll go hunt fish, then take a nap on this… sweater
Come here fishy fishy fishy i won’t bite.
Is this how snow tastes these days?
i can’t look!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When they said extra large snowcone they MEANT extra large!
why did i get myself fired from the slushy company? I liked the free samples! now al ive got is this stuff.
South Pole, here i come!!
This tooth-ache is horrible! Maybe some ice will help…..
My tounge ith stuck to the ice!
Yes! Im going to be the first bear in the movie “JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!!!!
lolz thats hilarious!
It’s fake! I hate this zoo!
Oh shoot! not that Animal Planet guy again!
Don’t worry, Honey. I’ll get you outta there.
Man, this is SO hard to chew!
Man, this flavored ice tastes so good!
funny
How far under are they anyway Mom?
t fish is only 100,000,000 miles away!
How did those fish get under there anyway?
There is as penny down there & I want it!
Why cant I do a mouth stand when My friends can do it?
This Gyro shadwich is hard!
GAAA!!!!!! RIGHT WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE!!!!!!!
wheres a spoon when you need snowcones and drinks?
MA! WHERE DID YOU PUT THE PONDCONES!?
Do you know how hard it is to eat a snowcone this big?!?
My tongue is stuck! Help me! My tongue is stuck!
Om nom nom nom….
Who knew the ground could taste so good!
ok i get it never lick ice now some one get me some warm water
Man, i left my Boys’ Life outside during the snowstorm! I can’t get it out!!!
this is one way to whiten teeth.
I need that frozen walrus!
Yum… Icesicle.
this is like the north pole!
I think this is the worlds biggest ice cream cone in the Guinness World Records!
Mom I’m sleepy and I want some snowcones
awesome! the pond is frozen!
Ohhh….. I never should have eaten that week-old seal carcass…
Honey! I forgot my deodorant!
Get out! The rules were “NO hiding under the ice!”
Must dig my way to the center of the earth. We need need CENTRAL HEATING!!!
I don’t think I should have eaten that seal.
oh boy… I hope i wasnt sleeping like this all night. How embarrassing!
the ice is so hard,I can’t believe its global warming man!
the polo bear has his lips stuk and he looks like he is kising the snow
I should not have covered my teeth in Elmer’s Freezing Temperatures Superglue! I’ll never buy glue again!
I thought a tongue would only stick to METAL!
yum yum! Fresh snowcones without the cone!
The ice got your tounge again?
man this is one big fish!
Man, that was a long hike. I mean, like after 5 miles, this ice is nice and comfortable.
This ice tastes great
oh no i got my teeth stuck agian……wheeres the non frozen butter
How do you get into this ice cream?!?!
ZZZZ SEAL FOOD ZZZ MUST HAVE SEAL ZZZ SO HUNGRY ZZZ I GOT YOU ZZZ NOW ZZZ CHOMP OWWW! ICE THAT HURT.
how did i get into this?
So hungry, NEED FOOD. I can’t belive how far i walked without FOOD!! CURSE YOU SPRINGFIELD WINTER HIKE!!!!!
This is sooo much better than what the penguins gave me. yuck!
OOWWW!- My dentist said my teeth aren’t-OOWWW!- strong enough. Next time I-OOWWW!- see him I’ll show him these -OOWWW!-marks in the ice I made; COOL! I lost a tooth and ~EEWW!~ a hole is inside of it!
sleep sleep zzzzzzz.
I hope that Anartica is made out of vanilla ice cream, wait a minute! This doesn’t taste like ice cream, it’s made out of snow cones.
I’ve got to sharpen my teeth before dinner or I’m not getting
any dinner and I’m so hungry.
It’s so cold, my saliva turned to ice.
my Mario game is frozen under
im finaly goinng to catch a seal!moms going to be so happy!
Freeze already,I’m trying to sleep!
“Mom, what’s so bad about sleeping on the floor? It’s better than those uglios, or whatever they’re called…”
I will never eat fast food ever again.
i’m dieing
my gramma told me it’s spring and i think an ice pop would be nice!
you must be hungry
HELP!I was making a snow cone with my machiene there was a flash of electricity and next thing i know i created the ice age
Froze over again! What crazy photo op do I have to do to prove to these humans that global warming is a hoax?!!!
Time to take a bite out of Antartica crime!
This ice got pwned! ;-D
Darn!!! I was trying to get that fish, when my tongue got stuck!!!!!!!!!!
come here shadow!!!
Its the Antartica Continental Fair’s Icecream eating contest.
Help! HELP!!!
they told me that this iceberg was moterized!!!
‘Either this is one of his new rituals or he’s gone crazy.’
How much longer until global warming kicks in.
hello, Mr. Snow!
this is a BIG snowcone!!!
give me back my snowcone
Why does the sun stay up so long in the poles? I’m tired!!!!!!!
This is better than Mickey Mouse on Ice!!
Hey lookit… world’s biggest sno-cone!
Those darn burrowing rabbits!!!
I asked for “cubed” rather than “crushed”, but this is ridiculous!
this is the last time I’m going to try to make a snow cone.
stop eating my snow!
i’ve always wanted to ice fish, but if only i could make a hole
I heard this would make my teeth stronger.
ok! ok! I’ll let go now! Don’t pull me in!
See, humans aren’t the only ones who can get their tongues on ice
“were did the fish go, awe not another dream”
No, mom I don’t want to go to the store!!!
*snore* YUM. Fish, for me? *snore*
My tongue is a little stuck!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can you hear me now, fish??!!
Oh no!First I lose a fish and now I get this!
i swear this is where i buried my fish
Polar Bears do their best fishing in their dreams.
Now all I have to do is wait for that large seal to jump into my mouth!
It’s true – tongues do stick to ice!
can someone get a buckit of warm water i think im stuck
little fish little fish get out of the ice!
Help me, my tongue is stuck on the ice along with my lips.
Humans aren’t the only ones that can make snowmen!
I love you ground!
HELP MY TONGUE IS STUCK
That’s just weird.
you mean this thing is not a fish rrrrrrrrrrr I think my lips got stuck?!
Many polar bears engage in jaw-flexing limbo. Benifits include larger food capacity.
darn i just lost my fish!
“I know your under there. there’s no use in hiding”
its part fish part bear its a pear
I knew I SHOULDN’T have eaten that SPICY taco.
OOH!! OWW! BRAIN FREEEZZZ!!!!
My only dentist for this tooth-ache Is ICE!
THATS FUNNY!
this is how polar bear stay white, the eat snow.
Hes trying to get his poor kids out of there from a avalanche.
Brain freeze! Brain freeze!
I shoutld have listened to dad when he said not to stick my nose, tounge and chin to the ice…where are the firemen???
ooooh!!!!!!! man i m never eatin at that reasturaunt agen
Must… grab… that… fish!
I NEVER LIKED SNOW SO MUCH IN MY LIFE!
COLD TEETH.this is way worse than stickin teeth in ice cream…no than a snow cone!!!!!!!!
MOM! It’s hard as rock again!
i hate geting my face stuck
So hungry!
my tung ith thtuck! hewp! hewp! I’m thtuck!
Maybe if I yell really loud the fish will hear me.
vanilla… my favorite!
This is a really big snow cone.Or is it?
Must…get…out!
“Man, digging for ants for food is tough in this snow!”
Oh great! i yawned locked my mouth!!!!! Help!!!!!
i hate anestesia
“‘elp ‘elp my tongue i’ ‘tuck!”
(help, help, my tongue is stuck!)
polar bear: “I guess this is sort of like what happens when you lick a cold, metal pole”.
Mommy…lips stuck!!!
If this snow won’t go away, then I’ll eat it all.
now they warn me
yawn
my favorite ice fishing
that seal has to be around here somewhere
I know there’s a Boy’s Life down there somewhere!
uhh…could soveone get ve out?
Yeah, this is 911? well you see, i seemed to have gotten my teeth stuck in ice. I don’t want to talk about.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I’M NOT A WORM!!
Man, this is one hard chunk of ice cream….
Hey did you hear Al Gore? I know he makes me laugh too. HAHAHA
1oooo more bites to go
taste just like chicken eeeeeeeeeeew
I hate making snowcones this way
That fish can swim but it can’t hide.
The invisible ninja polar bear sneaks up to a visible polar bear and gives him a shot in the backside.
Hey! Anybody home? Your pepperoni pizza is here!
Thank goodness I’m at the North Pole.
He gets into croutching position and… Fail.
darn my lips got stuck in this wierd position!!
must keep digging hole
YUCK!!! YUCK!!! Ok NOW i now NOT to eat that snow ever again.
Dad,5 more minutes,I need to sleep
No more snow until tomorrow. Or when i can get my face unstuck
I should have listened to my mom when she said my face would stick like this!
Alright who left the freezer door open & who ate all the snow cones?
I”m Thirsty
jars are so easy to open but this, this is impossible
They WARNED me not to stick my lips on the ice!
my tongue’s stuck on the south pole!:p
Why did someone dare me to do this?!!
Man I HATE these frozen TV dinners
YAWN! Five more minutes Mom; I was just getting to the good part.
mom,it tastes like ice cream.
I better eat some of the ice up to get more scientest to send people to pamper us!
Next time I’ll try eating ice BEFORE I fall asleep.
zzzzzzz Yum! Ice Cream! zzzzzzzzz
I hate seals they always taunt me from under the ice
It’s hard ice fishing!
yaaaawn. Finally all the coke ads are leaving me alone!
It’s hard brushing my teeth on ice. Does anyone have a tooth brush?
Never ever ever EVER put your tounge on ice.
I could swear I taste seal here. I know it!
Yum. Mom,I want to go to sleep.
Mmm…don’t know what it is but it’s good. Pass the salt will you?
why did i have to live in antarctica where it`s so icy but humans get to live in other countries and steal all the fish they want
I thought your tongue could only get stuck to cold metal!
Huh,oh i’m ice fishing
One giant bite for mankind!
Ah we meet agian
i feel a burp coming on….
Huh?, no I wasn’t asleep during math class!
Hey wait a second,… I thought this was my chew toy. Well I found a new one!
i wonder why i cant get this fish
he looks like he’s liking the flour
MMM.My favorite.Snow
thirsty… thirsty…
Not enough sugar needs more flavor.
I should have gotten a bit more sleep last night!
cmon ladies lets streeettcch those mouth muscles!
mouth just isn’t quite big enough
very funny man
Mmmmmm snow thers no taste like it
wait who put this ice heer
What fish what are you looking at
Why do i have to see a dentist under the ice
All I need is a shovel…then BAM!! Dinner!
To bad I don’t have thumbs… I could make a fishing circle with out getting my tongue stuck.
mmmm…that snow tastes sooo good
I’m starting to believe that saying dont bite off more than you can chew.
Mom!I said ice cream not ice
NO i don’t want to try to catch you,so stop rubbing it in,OK
Ahhh! The light! Must get away from the light!!
joy to the world i just won the biggest salt lick
I meant to say ice not icew
Joe i am NOT lazy,i just like to eat icew
im trying to grab the ice im going to fall
the sun … too hot need ice… I’m dehydrated…
sleepy, yet so cold…
Why does this thing taste like bark?
I’m trying to be a seal but, this fish won’t copperate!
I’ve been lying here all day. Now that someone has looked at me, I need to look energetic!
im getting ready mom now if i could just get a pocketknife to cut my tounge off this ICEY COLD INVISABLE JUICEBAR
when you go fishing, you stick your head in the water and bite.
But boss,don’t you need a hole first?
oh, right.
spin spin spin come on is dinner here?
I want the fishy please mommy give me the fishy I’ll stab it in the eye
In my dream if only I can get that fish um um um…………
I wish I had hands so I could pick up the penny I dropped
I’m only doing this to make a good impression…
Be careful not to eat the yellow snow Mr. Polar Bear.
man i am so hugery!
zzzzz meat need meat zzzzzzz
need more fish 8-(
the sky is falling……………..get some fish 8-0
” I want ice cream mom!”
must get FISH!!!
yup, its cold alright
Hahaha! I proved the scientists wrong! The ice is still REALLY thick! Global warming doesn’t exist!
EXTREME Tooth brushing… Polar Style
Is that GARLIC I smell? Where did everybody GO?
3,2,1 Here I Come. Hey! You can’t hide there!
Roar!!!!!!!! That should scare those annoying fish who I deperatly want to eat!
Wow grandma, this seal cake tastes so good!!!!Aw man it was just a dream.Oh well, guess ill just have to eat this stuff.
the advantage of living in Anticarctica is you get the worlds biggest snow cone any time!
Man, I knew I needed to dig the hole BEFORE cathing the seal.
Hey joe!have you ever bit ice cream an felt that tingling in your tooth? this is the closest thing here.
I’ll get the patent for this new way of seal hunting
sleeping…. weridly!
It says the Map to the Heater is here,so i’m in the rigt place…BUT HOW DO I DIG IT OUT
WHY IS’NT THERE A DE-ICEING SWICTH IN ANTARTICA.SIGH, I give up.
I KEEP SEEING THIS FISH AND I TRY TO BITE IT BUT THE ICE WONT LET ME…..I SWEAR THE FISH IS LAUGHING AT ME
man i wish i had food and a drink in this dream
You know, this just gets harder and harder – I need FISH!
I’m on diet,but all I can eat is snow.
Maybe the heat from my yawn will help to melt the ice… more fish!
be careful now you don’t want to have your
tounge stick to the ice man
You are soo boring. I am so tired>
If only it would be easier,if only the seals came to me!
Can…you…help…me…just..ran away…from….docters office…!
To do list:take nap,while doing that eat lunch.:)
simple
the polar bear was mad at the ground and was pretending to be a vampire
so he bit the ground
bet you can’t make a snowball with your mouth!!!
wah………, I want my mommy and daddy to feed me some ice but they are stuck down there.
Come on where is the hole for seals?
you can tell… I’m hungry
my tongue got stuck on the pole
tired……..must get more fish
Mom always said my face was going to get stuck like this
I’m going to dig to china,but ice sure tastes bad
this is the worst ice cream ever,it was yellow so I thought it was lemon
Can i fetch that undersea burrito mom?
Where are fish when you need them?
I heard it’s warm in China this time of year…gotta start diggin’ !!!
hey apartment down below !! Keep the noise down.
…and they said “Go ahead, your lips wont stick…” Thats the last time I listen to them!
Water… water…
4 weeks past, 2 more boring weeks of waiting for the toy.
Hey… I’m supposed to be a Chimchar or something! Must’ve hit the wrong turbulent.
Those penguins are psycotic! They attack anyone who comes near them! Except for Ted.
hey where did the X go i know its around here somewhere
dang i hate diets id rather eat me some fattening seals, thanks mom
I think i puled something
Hey!Guys!Help,I am a little stuck here! Guys!
After 500 camp rades the ice feels sooooo soft.
Must *pant* get *pant* that *pant* fishy!
Hello? Anybody in there?
you’re not going to get away Fishy! “Munch Munch Munch Munch Munch Munch”
yum.snow is a great food!!
ice tasts good! if only i was easier to get
this taste much better than fish.
Global warming? I’ll hold on to you forever!
oh I hate brain freeze’s
when the ice melts the fish Ill be ready for the fish
one secound it’s water the next it’s ice! what next a chicken comming out of the egg!
Dentist Bob said that he would be here ages ago!
“i’ve heard of tounges getting stuck to poles but THIS is ridiculus!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Let me in, let me in, let me in!!!!
just getting a little frosty
Why can’t I eat this???????
He knows there are fish under there,but he tries to knaw throuh the ice like his teeth are drills!!!
hang on mom i’m trying to get this one last drop of blood
he is saying: “come on! come on! get in my mouth! (sigh)
AAwwww come on!!! You always have to dig for the fish! You can’t just stick your head in and grab one!!
fish burgur…”yawn”…for breakfast, without the burger, or the fish.
I Just can’t see the tv
Must…get…fish…
If I keep chewing this ice maybe i’ll make myself a fish-flavored
snowcone.
Yawwn…. I’m so tired, I don’t know what’s for breakfast.
Wow! Ice is yummy!
Wow. I stand corrected. Ice is better than Mother’s cooking.
Moooooom…..can I stay up for 3 more months? I don’t wanna sleep…
I know, I know, but there isn’t much good food in the Poles.
how do those birds get these worms?
I’m going on a ice diet
I smell a fish! Ow! My nose is stuck to the ice!
he looks like he’s dead
Why can’t I eat this ice???? It tastes sooo good!!!!
i heard that snow is good but why can’t i eat it!!!!
this is worse than getting my tongue stuck on a pole!!!
I’m stuck so I might as well eat the snow…
huh? who? where? why? oops, I overslept.
mom my mirror isnt working
THAT’S COOL DUDES!!!!!!!!!!
“At least this beats the dentist!”
this polar bear is having trouble with swallowing fish, whole
I’m tired, AND this ice is deliciouse!!!
I LOOK GREAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom! My tongue’s stuck! Call 911!
DON’T EAT MY ICE MAN !
read my name.
EWWW!! EWWW!! EWWW!! thats one NASTY!!! seal.
must (pant) get (pant) my (pant) fish!!!
Maybe if I chew on this long enough i will make a hole to China.
Forget fish! You have ice!! Munch munch!
I’ll never eat those burritos again!
“Come on fish! I’ve benn chasing you for 100 miles, and you just have to stay here!
Boy I’m I tired
im bored
Still down there tommy?
woa is that poalar bear yaning,sleeping or just flexable.
the photo guy had to come the minute my tounge got stuck
Snore… yummy marsh mellows… snore
I hate frozen fish!!
i’m goimg to explode
I’m too tired and I still can,t reach the fish
why must the bear eat ice!? why why?!?!?
I wonder if ice tastes like chicken?
I know that there is a seal under here!
I know your under there u fish,I just cant get you.
ohhhhhhhh I ate way too much of that bsa caremal corn
Mommy, the seals are under the ice!
That darn fish is hiding under this ice
i think heys giong into hyperthermia.or hes just saying to him self :i had to many whatyamu call it.
Okay I saw this in ice age three but how did THEY get down there
How did that fish get in there!
Oh I really want that tracker device out of my stomach, those hunters have been following me since 10am
ow the pain in the back
I’ve heard of exercising your jaw muscles, but this is ridiculous.
Mom, my tooth hurts!
Ohh man-no more bear bells right after the travellers. Oh, man.
Alright, I know the seal’s comin’ soon…
Yawnnn…wonder if it’s seal for breakfast.
“must get fish under ice”!
wow those dang fish are in there and im so sleppy im not strong enough
I can’t believe my tonge is stuck to the ice!
nice! This is tasty!
Wheres my stinking fish!!! IT should be here i just put it down!!! I hate this!!!
No one said ice fishing was this hard !
oh come on ! not another cramp!!!!!! and i just knooooow there is a fish under here!!!!!!!!
I know theres a fish under here somewhere.
so how long can your tongue stick to the ice
cold cold I hate frost bite!
go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep my polar bear…
Ahhh brain freeze
i hiked so long and im still on ice!!!
after the bear was dared to eat the spicy wings he was trying to find something to cool it off
I LOVE ME SOME BEAR……….
*yawn*
does he need food couse he’s LAZY?????????
is the polar bear sleaping with its mouth open?????????
Hold on Timmy i’ll go get the ice axe
C’mon! I have to catch a walrus, but I can’t bite through ice!
help! my tongues stuck 2 da ice !help! does anyone even live in the artic?!?! HELP!
Hey!Howd this ice get here?
POLAR BEAR-IM GOING TO GET YOU,YOU CRAZY PENGUIN!
penguin- he needs glasses
Help! I kinda Super-Iced my nose to the ground…
Ummm, A Giant white fish?
Help! I have a fish stuck in my throat! Somebody get a boy scout! Call 911! hurry!
I’ve never ordered such a big ice cream
Wait…. I haven’t finished with you yet
I’ll get you next time!! (yelling) TRUST ME
Wait…. I haven’t finished with you yet!!!!!!
I’ll get you next time!! (yelling) TRUST ME!
ahh!!! guy come back I’m stuck. traders
AAAAAGGH!!!! I will never forget my ice pick again!!!!!
I know what this looks like guys but I swear I have a purpose
I’m stuck to the *ICE*,*ICE* baby.
no mom im not sneaking fish before bed this is my desert
Why are the fish always UNDER the ice!
OK sparky, now play dead
Mom!!!!!!!!!Five more minutes
i got the fish, wate no i don’t, somebody help me!
Frank get youself out of the ice next time
Uuuugh… I should not have eaten that last fish last night!!
I like kissing the ice.
I DON’T LIKE KISSING ICE…….
I’ll be right there honey I’m almost finished adding flavor to this big snowcone i found
thats gross
Ahhh! I got a seal bone stuck in my mouth!!!!
Ooh hot hot, last time I eat twelve fire balls at one time.
why would a poler bear eat fireballs?
I can see the fish, but i just can’t taste it!
This restaurant needs a better menu!
“Why can’t the seals dig the the holes insten of me?”
i know your under this ice fishy
Why do sea lions HAVE to be UNDER the ice?
My dentist told me not to chew ice, so what?
Sno Cones are just too big these days…
man i new that was a bad idea to buy the extra extra large vanilla ice cream
I’ll get you fishies after I take a little nap…
polar bear :little fishes, little fishes, let me come through the Ice!
fish: no not by the scales on our finny fin fins
polar bear: oh come on…. I’m gonna get a drill :l
Oh I love you ground
polar bear has a mid day snack
mabe he should try a cookie instead
polar bear finds out even polar bears get stuck to snow
I’m coming to get you little fishies!!!
“hey! where’s the seal? said he’d be here at 2:30…
maybe hes digging for gold (fish)
I like to stretch my mouth before I eat or else the food will not have flavor
(yawn) why is my skin(yawn)itchy?(yawn)
I’m gonna get Bill! He told me that if I chewed the ice long enough, it would taste like seals!!! Maybe if I chew it a little bit longer…
Stuck here for weeks, My friends told me to lick the ice …
Jemmy how many times do I have to tell you not to hide your boys life in the snow
where did I bury that fish?????
he sat on a nail
Im being wolf!! … hmmmm looks like the moon is down here, instead of the sky… hmmm might as well howl at the ground *howling at ice*
My coca-cola is in the ice!
(in a clound above his head) “I wish my dream were true” (think about it)
can’t_go_any_farther
I know I dropped that scout hand book here!!!
Yes my favorite flavor!!
Get back here fishy!! How come James Bond never had these problems?!!
YAWWWWWNN!! This snow makes a VERY fluffy pillow.
Those people make drilling holes for ice fishing look easy!
{garbled speech} But mom he triple dog dared me
Now my padewan go get some cream for the ice
Hey, keep it down under there! You seals party to much and I’m trying to sleep!
OH MAN!THIS TASTES SO GOOD!!!BUT I CAN’T GET IT IN MY MOUTH!!!
Hmm I wonder how long it will take to get through all this ice?
STOP DRAGGING ME DOWN, GRAVITY!
i still think that yellow snow is better
i can’t stop laughing
that very funny HA Ha
who ate the left over salmon
I’ll get you for this, seal!!!
It’s been a hard day’s night…. Too bad it isn’t now!
hmmmm,maybe shoulda tryed a cookie
Hey
this does not tast like pizza that guy just scammed me
Not sleepwalking, sleepeating
“hey I thought they said that this was sea lion flavored.”
how on earth do you cut the fishing hole in the ice with teeth?!
This polar bear is clearly dreaming about biting the head of a cub scout!
With those soft foods I’ve had all week I need to naw SOMETHING hard
Ahhhhhhh! My sore tooth feels much better now.
If you dream of eating a ”fishmallow,” try to wake up. This pillow is WAY too big to swallow!
Wher did that handsome ground hog go? All my dates do this.
that doesn’t make sense! ground hog’s don’t live in the snow they live in some place warm, GOSH!
I just found out that Ice is hard to cheww
he is eating ice and yawning at the same time.
I could do this all day (YAWN)
Come on,just five more minutes!
snow, meet your doom!
I have got to get a dentist in a better location.
You can’t hide under the ice forever little fishs.
this just in: polar bear finds worlds largest snow cone
HEY JUST SO YOU KNOW I DIDNT COPY OFF YOU
Ugh! That’s the last time I eat a penguin blubber sandwich then run over to the hoosy-housen!
I’m so hungry that I could eat ice!!!
Badgers can bite through wood. Why can’t I bite through ice???
It would be easier to just use a toothbrush!
ooooooooh… I should next time use my fishing rod!
Apparently,Timmy really misunderstood requirement 5 on the outdoorsman merit badge.
hello, is there anyone home?
I will _never_ stick my tongue to the ice again!
do I need to go to the dentist?
need more snow!!!!!!!
Carmen! Don’t make me come down and have me see that your hurting those nice little seals!
i am dreaming that i am eating a marshmallow……i guess i left it in the freezer too long
Don’t worry mom!! I’ll get you!
Thats the last time I drink 24 cases of Coca- Cola
Time to get up
anyone down there?
O theres that fish taco comin back
[yawn]I’m tired. That was a good fish.
uhhh… seal… didn’t agree… with me…
it’s mine, all mine!!!!!!!
“Hey, Walrus, the Hide-and-Seek game’s over already. No need to show off!”
“Well I would get out, if you weren’t lying on top of my Trick Ice Floe!”
“Oh. Sorry. What do you want to play next?”
“A game where I can actually move around.”
Mean polar-bear: I TRIPLE, DOG, DARE YA!
Other polar-bear: All right!, all right!, I’ll stick my tong on the stupid ice.
Mean polar-bear: …Well go on smart face, do it!
Other polar-bear: I’m doing it!, I’m doing it… This is stupid… Huh!, Stuck!, Stuck!, I’M STUCK!!!
WHO STOLE MY COCA-COLA!
Hmm… I wonder what this yellow snow tastes like…
Where are the fish?
frozen water 90% polar bear drool 10%
hey fishys, want to take a tour?
I need a good nap or a good book.
I should have listened to dad when he said not to stick your tong on the ice
HEY! quiet down there I can,t sleep
OUCH!!!!My teeth are stuck. I bit a fish and got my teeth stuck.OUCH!
Am I home yet????
brain freeze brain freeze
hold on Harry, I’ll get u out
so much snow cone so little time!
I am the seal master no seal can pass without me knowing.(MWAHAAHA)
Candy is good, but snow is better
I drool in my sleep
snow cones for all!!!!!
shoot, my drool froze me to the ice!
hot peppers need snow
Mom, How many times do I have to tell you THAT THIS DOOR IS AUTOMATIC LOCK!!!
Thanks mom, this bed is AWESOME.Now can I have a quilt?
MY TONGUE IS STUCK!!!!!!!!
who woke me up
MUST…EAT…SEAL…
must… have… water… ice… is… in… the… way
It sure looks like an popsicle
I love your comment the most
hey i like to fall over and sleep. can’t you see i am sleeping here
Im never going to eat another deep fried doughnut
My tung is stuck
Mom can I play for a little while more!?
i knew i made a bad decision marrying this block of ice!!
come here you little fish!
I bit my tongue!!!!!
This Make Your Own Snowcone Kit doesn’t work!
I shall rule the world with you at my side.
Ahhhhh. Oh no. I thell atheep on the ice and now my thounge is thuck!!
I can smell the fish under this ice
the expirament to find out if tongues stick to ice was not worth 50 bucks
ahhh man! I can’t believe I slept like this again!
Oh man! I slept like this again!
Polar bear gets massive brain freeze.
Oh man, I think I’m getting massive brain freeze.
I can’t seem to fit this ice in my mouth
SOMEBODY…GIVE…ME…BREATHMINT!
Who put glue on my lips!?!
I sure hope that eel wasn’t electric. zzccch!
Why can’t I get the snow cone to work like the Penguins?!?!?!
i envy the penguins who eat fish. i’m bored with snow.
wow cold snow. i envy those penguins.
oh,comon. how much farthur do i have to dig to get the fishy!!!!!!??come out come out wherever you are!
I know there’s a seal under there…I just have to dig harder.
I hate making my own snow cones.
i just fell in 10ft in snow
aaahhhh! i shoudn’t of had that last fish!!
MUST… EAT… LAST… SKITTLE!
I am going to need to break the ice to get the fish
i just hate fish
darn Joe was right , my tongue will stick to ice
five more minutes mom…………….OK im up IM UP.
That Eskimo was soooo spicy!!! Oooo….cool my tongue! Much better!
Yeah!!! A giant snow cone!
my mouth is frozen open
why did I bury that bone so deep.
Geez Mom, can’t you let a polar bear sleep?
my tuong is stuck to the ice HELP
ohhhhhh that taco was to spicy
Allright! Come on out! We know you’re in there!
I hate grandma’s seagull caserole
Who needs fish? Snow is better. Way better…
Is there even a fish under this ice? Or is it snow? Or is it ice? Oh i’m getting too old for this. *sigh*
CODE RED! CODE RED! ABORT MISSION! I REPEAT, ABORT MISSION!!
Gosh! I didn’t know Dairy Queen made them this big!!
I can’t believe I ate the WHOLE thing!!!
Hmmmm…. needs more salt
Ry cheek iz stuck!
That is good snow
this might be a bad way stop going down the hill.
OM NOM NOM!!!!!
invisible fishie <:)
I’d like to apply for the snow plow opening.
Haven’t… Eaten… In five… Whole… Minutes!
Die fishie Die!
Hello? Hello? Is anybody there?
Mom, I can’t get my tooth out !!! … Well try harder son.
PU! The port-o-potty is frozen 15 ft. under ice!!!
im eating my invisible penguin and fish
Global warming is nearly killing me.
Kleenex please!
FOOD. WATER. ATMOPHERE!
Another perfect day for a polar bear. Nothing acomplished.
Polar bear desperate for water eats ice
No wonder I cant get the fish I’m in a giant frozen waistland!!!!!!!
I LOVE SNOW!!!!!!!!!!
YAWNING!!!
If I just get this tooth out maybe the toothfairy will give me a fish!
BLECH!!! It probably wasn’t a good idea to eat that ice. [especialy if its yellow}
almost as good as ice cream
i wonder if this is ice or ground lets dig up the snow to find out.
FISH!!! COME TO ME!!
Man those moose were wrong! This doesn’t taste like Ice cream!
My neck can’t twist this way!
Man, I wish popsicles came in other flavors than vanilla!
LEMONADE MY FAVORITE.
I LOVE EATING yELLOW SNOW.
Ow!This tooth ace is killing me!
Too much SUN!!
Oh my gosh,that guy was right!!!The ice does taste better than those fish!!!!!
Turn off the sound on your camera,I am trying to sleep!
This tastes kinda bland. But, it is free!
Alright! Alright! I’m sorry! I guess that these long distance relationships never work out.
Don’t Laugh, Dont Laugh I’ll get my tounge unstuck in a few secconds…I hope.
Polar Bears Mother: Honey, you get down here, its freezin outside
Polar Bear featured: one seccond Ma, my friends From B.L.are here!!!
HEY! Stop knocking the ice!
don’t play with your food.
mom was late and now i’m eating an Icee
I hate being the snow cone machine
But mommy, I hate ice fishing. Can’t I go swimming with you?
Mommy I dont like that medicine I think I’m going to puke!!!!!!!
Remember, there’s a chesseburger under there…
wake up time!!!!!!
I don’t hnow where I am
i am so sleepy and i am very hunger and cold
I will get out of here sooner or later.
Ooh! I wonder what flavor this this patch of yellow ice is!
Five more minutes, mom!
I’ll get you fishy!!!
five more minutes mommy
And yet another reason why you should NEVER stick your tongue on something cold….. poor Jimmy here learned it the hard way.
must.get.fish.
dang hilusinations again i need water
ive been sitting here for three hours and all you can do is take dang pictures
my neck hurts but i am stuck
Oh my gosh Bill! Are you stuck under there?!
five more minutes mom
Let me in!!!
THEY SAID IT WOULDN”T STICK! WAIT TELL I GET MY PAWS ON THOSE BOZOS!
This was the wrong size sock,so I must DESTROY it!!
I’m hungry! The troop ran out of popsicles!I could eat the ground!
I wish my mouth was bigger!
Oh, there has to be a fish-cream sunday in here!
What happens when your tongue freezes on ice.
i LOVE STRONG MEN…BUT LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO ME!{SOB!}
Lesson learned:Snow makes VERY lousy floss
wow an icecream wonder land!!!!!!!
C`mon fish open your ice sheet I`m not going to eat you…at least not yet heh heh heh.
Yummy! Cherry flavored fish.
wait a minute this is not ice cream
Man, this ice is thick! It’ll take FOREVER to make that olimpic swimming pool I wanted to dig.
Can’t… finish… ice cream cone!
“must. GET. SLEEP. NOW”
ice actually tastes pretty good
I’m so hungry
I have to get that ice because the sonic down the road is closed!
What I
have to do to get water these days, sheesh
YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME TO SCHOOL! EVEN IFI HAVE TO CLING TO THE ICE!
ohhh! I am so hungry I could eat ice!!!
PEE WEE !!! I found the fish !!! ( Please get my tounge unstuck !!!)
Should of learned fom the guy on A Christmas Story
That seal is here somewhere. I know it!
Ugh… I thought that lemon snowcone didn’t taste right.
Hey! Mr. Salmon! I only wanted to play!
I knew I shoudn’t of taken those sleeping pills.
its wet and cold!!!
Must……chase…….flea…..
Just a little more digging and I can grab that Wii!
Why am I not still hibernating?
hmmmm I guess your toung can also stick to icebergs to.
Mmm, can I get cherry snow-cone flavor please? Anybody? Rats.
Must…(grunt) get…(wheeze) speck…(gasp) of dust!!!
Darn! He triple dog dared me!
“So you can’t get your mouth around the world.”
*drat*
Yuck The seals said this icecream would tast better than this!
were did you go fishy fishy//??? i thought you were in my hand fishy fishy:) ;0)
come back to papa !!!!????!
The Fish Is Rotten! So I Decided To Chew On This Ice!!!
“Come on seal do I have to dig”
That’s what I get for trying to juggle…
It is trying to brush it’s teeth!
now where did i drop my keys?
Instead of chewing gum, chew on ice!
I could have swore this was a seal when I started…
my teeth are stuck!
I envy humans,with their apposable thumbs and their little silver tools. they just make fishing look sooo easy. don’t they now?
Hufff Puffff!! Why are those math books so heavy?
Frostbite: defenition- this
wow 42 pounds lost and i am still to heavey
Ooh ooh come on come on sooooo close!!!!!FIshy!You will be mine!!!!
Oohh come on come on!Almost there!!!!
i cant eat the ice cream
This ice taste so good I could althere is in the world!
yum. yummy. what flavor is this.
this is “ground hog” day in the north pole it deffinetly saw its shodow
i lovee ice soooo much i loveee too lickk iceeee!
I am never eating 599 pounds of fish cream in a day again
this ice is delicious.
I like to eat cheese!!!!
That bird sure is strong!Look what he did!!!:[
Dang! Ice fishing is so hard these days!
Snow tastes good, but my mouth isn’t big enough
Mmmphh…Huh?Mom!Just let me finish.This is the best meal ever!
I cant dig with my paws anymore so why not?
this fish is sealed by some sort of frozen water
i shouldn’t of eaten two pies.
ooh, i’m going to throw up.
all your teeth are dull.
i think i’m nuts looking for that tooth
my teeth are frozen!
help!get that spider away from me!
Hey! wher’d all the fish go this time?
AAAAHHHH Even Pedro’s green ice cream tastes better than this stuff
i think i broke my bones
I think he’s dreming he’s eating something
lol!
I allmost got it uh.im so close must get the fish. so hungry
Where did that fat seal go?
Ok…I need some ice flakes for the seasoning.
Who knew the BSA (Bear Scouts of Antartica) could be so exhausting?
Gotta get those theeth sharp for eating walruses
mom i just heard a song called another one bites the dust and i think i took it a little to seriuosly.
Sleepy and hungry, bad combination
im sorry i will ever do it again mom
I didn’t have a very good sleep.
Darn, I almost had that fish!!!
I’m so embarrassed!
yummmm this iz good
LLLLL!! My tongue is stuck to the ice! LLLL!!
“son stop digging with your mouth”said mama bear.”mom I swear ican smell baby back ribs under the ice”.
mom when can I get some sharp teeth?
i’ll never,ever run in an artic footrace again!
that’s the last time i eat yellow snow!
another one bites the seal and another seal gone and another seal gone
Do I see a chocolate bar…. with almonds!?!
I never should have tried that ski jumping!
Ice hockey is such a violent sport.
This is one HUGE snow cone!!
Puff puff! Running to get that bobsleigh started REALLY makes a guy tired!
I knew i shouldnt of stuck my tounge to the ice but he triple dog dared me to
oooookay, i think i should trade holes with that guy.
HELP I’M TRAPPED!!!… or is it the other way around?
The new definition of “frostbite”
stuckstuck!!!!!!!!
this ice is hard… so why am I eating it?
I must be on a football team… what a way to bite the dust!
I know there’s a fish under this ice somewhere
I gotta whiten my teeth!
mom i almost found china
I gona gt you out ma!!!!
oops!droped my fish! :0
Geez, this seal hole froze very fast! Ah!!! My tooth is stuck!! Hey… I like the taste of ice!!
I think my nose is stuck!!!
GOSH DARN!!!! I hate it when the water freezes on mE!
this polar bear has a MAJOR snoring problem
All of a sudden, snow seems like an excellent meal.
When polar bears dream of riding giant fish.
so THIS is why Mama said don’t lick the ice
GET BACK HERE FISH!!!
GET BACK HERE FISH!!!
Come here ya fishy!!!!!!!!!
i need a break right pedro?
Why did you punch me?
dude this is awesome but the only problem is my lips our stuck
Hello fishies come to papa
Last night I dreamed I ate the biggest ice cream scoop in the world an I woke up to find a chunk of snow missing!!
HELP!!! My nose is stuck to the ice!!!
Where did my marshmallows go?
Where did my snow cone go?
Tell the truth. Do you think I’m good enough to make the winter olympics?
He must be dreaming about that cheeseburger again.
I realy hope that the tooth sharpening doctor was right about this… for his own sake
Hey!!! Wheres my fish?!!Give me my fish!!!
There’s fluffy having another dream about food again.
I’ll never leave the ground as long as I live.
Can you hear me!!!!
yummy snow cone:)
gold!!! i fond gold!! i`m rich!! if i could get past the ice!!
Bad fish (choke) I should have stuck to seals.
Can some obe scratch my Back while I enjoy mu munchie
Man! I can’t belive my jaws got stuck in the ice!
MOM I TOLD YOU I DIDN’T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL I DON’T WANT TO GO
Man, and i thought my breathe stunk!
darn! the seal meat isn’t here either.
i’m just digin to china
“snore SNORK!?” huh whre am I and why was I trying to bite the ice!?!?
this is the hardest merit badge requirement ever!
ok,i dropped my quarter somewhere around here.
We ran out of food and my mama says I can’t go past the back yard so I’m go make a short cut to the water. Wow…Wow… The ice is to hard!
i wonder if seals hibernate under ice…
Dude please come back. I just need some food!
Yummy! Is this Polar Ice Flavor! 🙂
one more bite of water, please mom
mmmmm the earth is tasty!
What!!! I left my chicken leg and it becomes a frozen dinner!
Ohhhhhh…I can’t believe I ate the WHOLE thing
dont eat yellow snow
Anybody down there? Ok, i’ll go get help!
tons and tons…vanilla ice cream…so good…MORE,MORE,MORE!!!
that baby seal put up a good fight …..
i cant seem to get my mouth on the ice
ahhh!!!!!! where did my paw go !?!?
just….one……more…..lick……
my friend dared me to touch my mouth to the ice and i’m stuck
Someone get the bucket. Please!
this is the most fresh ice cream ever!
now,if i can get a start on this snow, i’ll be at the south pol in no time!
darn frozen lips! ow,ow,ow ow!
next time i go ice fishing,i’m going to use an auger.
NOOOO! Of course I didn’t listen to mom! Don’t eat the YELLOW ice SHE said!!!
THIS ISN’T THE END OF IT SEAL!!! I WILL EAT YOU!!!…ONE DAY!!!
HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
Buddy the bear takes on his own shadow……. LOL
Awwwwww! My first hot hot dog burned!!!
DANG fish come back here!!! All i want is some dinner!
I think I can I think I can……..
WHERE’S LUNCH!! I NEED LUNCH!! OH LOOK I GUESS I COULD IT THIS.
AARGH! My Ipod lost the signal again!
Sleepy,sleepy time.
Brain Freeze!
So this s how you make shaved ice for snowcones
Come on! This is supposed to wok! I think I read the manuel right.
So.. So.. So thirsty….
Mmmm… SNOW! I HAD NO IDEA I WAS EATING THAT, I THOUGHT I WAS EATING A POPCICLE! Oh well.
hay bud ill get you out dont worry
thats what i was thinking
I shouldn’t have stayed up so late!
yummy ice!
5 more muinites mom… please!
not monday!
ouch
Oh no! Global warming is taking over! Save the ice!
“So itchy! I should NOT have trusted those eskimos!”
“ahhh don’t try this yellow snow… YUCK”
What? No Chocolate Ripple?
Darn it! I lost a fingernail.
Is this all there is for dinner?
Hang on buddy!I’m comin’
Food! I need FOOD!!!!!!! Hey ice is not FOOD!!! Well… I need food!
“I’ll count – you hide. ONE…”
Blak! I have GOT to get that taste of human out of my mouth!
yummy ice cream!
Where’s my seal jerky? It was right here three months ago went I laid down for my nap.
I knew I should have listened when Mom said my face would freeze this way!
“Aw man, I’m hungry hey I know I’ll eat ice cream”
(reaches for snow).
I find this stuff hard to chew.
I triple dog dare you to touch the ice with your mouth open!
Hey! This isn’t vanilla ice cream! Why does Mother Earth lie to me so?
Momma told me my *tongue* might get stuck, but I didn’t know it could happen my nose, too!
Augh…All there very is…IS SNOW! SNOW, and more SNOW!!!
yawn–spring already
Help! My tongue stuck to the ice.
I’m so tired of ice cream for dinner …
“Aw, Come on! All I wanted was a bit of snow. And this is what I get. I knew I should have stayed home!”
My freind told me about what they did to the ice.(Two peaple were camping out in the artic and one guy spilt all the food and drinks!)
My freind told me about what they did to the ice.(To peaple were camping out in the artic and one guy spilt all the food and drinks!)