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  1. Skip the Scout // January 22, 2018 at 9:41 pm // Reply

    I’M SO HUNGRY!

  2. B.A.D. BOSS youtuber // December 20, 2017 at 12:18 pm // Reply

    I hope this snow isn’t yellow snow.

  3. Just blending in.

  4. so…thirsty…wait-ice is water, right? BLEH! Too much white food coloring!

  5. MUST… GET… SEALS…

  6. it’s right thear!

  7. Thinkaboutit // December 3, 2016 at 1:06 pm // Reply

    Snow. Delicious.

  8. This is the biggest popsicle EVER!

  9. TravelByTrain // November 25, 2016 at 5:35 pm // Reply

    This tastes like like tiny bits of ice.

  10. kooiawesome // May 28, 2016 at 5:17 pm // Reply

    need icecream!!

  11. The ground is too hard!!!

  12. Burrito Warnick // February 20, 2016 at 11:06 pm // Reply

    I think I left some leftover seal down there.

  13. FuturisticFuture // December 23, 2015 at 5:16 pm // Reply

    ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. MMMM. Fake Snow Fish…

  15. I wonder what the ground tastes like?

  16. jefficorn 360 // October 27, 2015 at 7:09 pm // Reply

    I know they kiss the ground when they get of the mayflower but for some reason this just doesn’t feel right.

  17. ew this stuff is gross

  18. Darn. Sleepeating again!

  19. Mmm…. Delicious Snow….

  20. Yum!Snow a great source of water.

  21. SOOOO TIRED!!!!!!!!

  22. My tooth hurt’s!!!

  23. BRAIN FREEZE!

  24. The Ministrator // September 28, 2015 at 8:25 pm // Reply

    ME WANT LITTLE SEAL!

  25. there is something down there, i can taste it.

  26. mom,I’m sleeping,see? SNORE

  27. “I’m stil sleaping mom””SNORE””See?”

  28. A Lazy Bear, by: Starvation

  29. BIG………YUMMMY……….SNOWCONE

  30. I know you’re under there seal!

  31. I’m so HUNGRY!

  32. I THINK MY FOOD IS DOWN THERE

  33. This hunger…it’s unbearable…

  34. EnragedBadger360 // August 30, 2015 at 12:01 pm // Reply

    Okay, I got the blueprint, just need to figure out how do dig into ice for this bear-made lake.

  35. DragonWings // August 28, 2015 at 9:42 pm // Reply

    Do you hear that, ice? It’s me, ROAR!!!!!

  36. You are evil ice!

  37. ice doesn’t taste good

  38. me awesome // June 19, 2015 at 6:44 pm // Reply

    I’m .. so.. hungry

  39. I can’t sleep! It’s cold out here!

  40. Bad ice!!

  41. i am dreaming of eating ice cream

  42. squirlley22 // May 1, 2015 at 7:29 am // Reply

    why is my nose sooooo long?

  43. I don’t feel so good…..
    BLECH!!!!

  44. importantgalaxy346 // November 6, 2014 at 7:22 am // Reply

    “Nom–nom–nom–nom–nom. Mmmm…icy!”

  45. DarkDragon // July 8, 2014 at 4:46 pm // Reply

    “What do you mean I have to eat fish?!”

  46. what i`m dreaming!!

  47. Hey! Can you hear me all right down there, marlin?

  48. i dropped my fish then fell asleep then woke up now i’m trying to get the fossil for the museum

  49. I wonder how snow tastes.

  50. Got to get that fish

  51. “lick” “lick” mmmm….. what is this

  52. i sense that there’s a seal under this ice

  53. My nose itches

  54. I know the fish is down there, it is just this strange white thing is biting me back with cold dead jaws.

  55. AQUA THE INVISIBLE // October 1, 2013 at 10:09 am // Reply

    I wonder what’s down there hello anyone down there

  56. This isn’t the BEST escape plan…

  57. Wait am i supposed to eat this :l

  58. Mom always said don’t stick your tongue to ice, but she forgot to tell me not to stick my nose to it.

  59. what time is it?

  60. Why pay for a snow cone when I can just eat this?

  61. Ice tastes good.

  62. I think my teeth froze to the ice

  63. Yeah, I’ll show this ice a thing or 2.

  64. Johnny boy // June 9, 2013 at 11:43 am // Reply

    That is the real reason the ice is disappearing

  65. WHATS GOING ON DOWN THERE!!!!!

  66. need a smaller ice pop

  67. Does this polar bear think the snow is vanilla ice cream?

  68. my dentist said stop chuwing on ice

  69. bodysteeler // May 15, 2013 at 12:55 am // Reply

    keep digging and might find buried treasure or is the map wrong?

  70. busterbrown // May 3, 2013 at 9:25 am // Reply

    Help! my lips are frozen to the ice

  71. Yummy! It tast like a snow cone!

  72. turtlelover70 // March 31, 2013 at 8:30 pm // Reply

    OH MY GOSH ITS ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!

  73. Finally I found the world’s largest ice cream ever!!!!

  74. Must……have……..water…..

  75. rex1234dfg // March 2, 2013 at 2:04 pm // Reply

    I love the yellow kind

  76. I love to eat snow

  77. Ice ice baby…

  78. AN ILAND OF FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  79. You cant stay down there forever!

  80. hey, guys, I think my tooth is frozen!

  81. Hey I thought I saw a fish

  82. lagoon monster // December 20, 2012 at 10:53 am // Reply

    Is this a live fish or a frozen fishstick.

  83. Kant quite reach it.

  84. i dont know what this yellow stuff is but im eating it anyway

  85. diiig…. must dig to china

  86. pieandmilk23 // November 7, 2012 at 2:15 pm // Reply

    dream fishing

  87. tony hawk fan // November 3, 2012 at 5:05 pm // Reply

    BLECK!!! tommy you call this polar bear chow!?

  88. man, good stuff, ice.

    Have you ever tried it?

  89. monkey the dire wolf // September 30, 2012 at 12:59 pm // Reply

    BURP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  90. Maybe I can eat my way to Hawaii.

  91. call of duty MW3 // September 8, 2012 at 8:58 am // Reply

    so thirsty

  92. Oh great! My mouth is trying to do a split

  93. NOM NOM NOM

  94. Wait! This isn’t ice cream!

  95. World’s…biggest…snowcone.

  96. Dang! This ice broke my tooth!

  97. darkshadow // June 22, 2012 at 10:09 pm // Reply

    I swear I can see a fish under the ice!

  98. stuperiorduck clone // June 18, 2012 at 8:39 pm // Reply

    “BLEAGH”,I shuld go on a diet.

  99. SnoopyNJRT2012 // May 23, 2012 at 6:15 pm // Reply

    “Why can’t I eat this?! I can’t bite it!”

  100. MMMMMMMMMM, SCRRUMPTIOUS, and TASTY!!!!!!!

  101. man, that chilly was hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  102. Leave me alone,I’m digging a hole to China,so I can visit my cousin,Po. You better leave or he’ll kungfu you.

  103. not the softest slushy I’ve every had, but it will do.

  104. antartica is made outof ice cream!

  105. I think I might eat some ice instead of eating seals and penguins

  106. Ice Fishing for bears,step 1, dig hole.(note:Its harder than it looks.

  107. MAMA IS THAT YOU!!!!!!!!!!

  108. Slushies! HERE I COME!!!!!

  109. I`v heard fish can freeze in ice.

  110. fancymocha64 // February 24, 2012 at 4:04 pm // Reply

    No son! don’t eat the ice!
    But I’m so hungry!

  111. i’m….so……THIRSTY!!!!

  112. ice is awesome!!!!!!!!!!! ow—mom, a tooth just came out

  113. there is a fish under there!!!!! i need to get it!!!

  114. but the ice is so good mom!!!!!

  115. mouth on the ground
    mouth on the ground
    looking like a BEAR
    with your mouth on the ground

  116. I wonder if I can eat the whole country.

  117. SO….MUCH….FISH!

  118. Steveie101.2 // December 24, 2011 at 5:45 pm // Reply

    Daddy says I should stop ice gnawing in my sleep.

  119. Ahh there is the Diet Coke Bears. I believe he has bought the caffeine free drink.

  120. Helth! Ny Thooth ish shtuck!

  121. Ugh, too cold to go fishing today. I’ll just eat the ice instead.

  122. Finally, a spot that’s not yellow.

  123. Superpenguin // December 17, 2011 at 2:00 am // Reply

    I like ice. But since I’ve never eaten it before, i’ll try it.

  124. Hello down there! Can anybody here me?!

  125. I think my mom told me that ice is sticky!

  126. Maybe if I’m lucky I’ll find my teddy bear here!

  127. Come on polar bear! Don’t eat ice! where did the fish go!

  128. nap time every buddy zzzz

  129. Why cant I eat pizza like kids do!

  130. I know there is a fish under here I just know it!

  131. no im not kidding first it was water now its ice!!!!!!!!!!!

  132. hello,ground.

  133. mouth on the ground
    mouth on the ground
    lookin like a BEAR
    with your mouth on the ground

  134. RainjinmaruNinjaX // August 15, 2011 at 1:45 pm // Reply

    i’m a snowmuncher, but this ice and snow is too dang hard!

  135. Don’t worry Chuck! You’ll be out of there as soon as global warming hits us!!!

  136. dad, i have to see the dentist again. my tooth is broken because you keep telling me that there is yummy frozen fish down there.

  137. little broken antler // July 18, 2011 at 5:51 pm // Reply

    Agh dreaming of corndogs.

  138. I HATE YOGA IN THE MORNING!

  139. Dad, my teeth are stuck in the ice AGAIN!

  140. fine if you wont let me go swimming then i will melt this ice with my breath

  141. Invisible cheesburger!

  142. jo get me the ice cutter

  143. I thought I buried a pizzi under here.

  144. Hay someone told me the world was made of macaroni.

  145. awsomeperson144 // May 31, 2011 at 7:18 pm // Reply

    No! I don’t want to wake up! It’s too early!
    Five more minutes mom!

  146. retroman1963 // May 29, 2011 at 6:02 pm // Reply

    Mr. Seal, I know your in there!

  147. the epic kid // May 29, 2011 at 1:39 pm // Reply

    Food, Water, Atmosphere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  148. theninja202 // May 29, 2011 at 7:45 am // Reply

    YUM

  149. Ma, when will scientists invent popcicles?

  150. yummy ground

  151. mmmm! Tastes like chicken.

  152. I WANT ME SNOW CONES!

  153. Ooh, goodie! Snow Cones!

  154. i rather eat cold ice then that fish

  155. I saw that salmon. I really saw him.

  156. Hike,Camp,Have fun // April 14, 2011 at 9:14 am // Reply

    Hey where’d that ol’ seal go?!

  157. starscout12 // March 27, 2011 at 8:56 pm // Reply

    SO…THIRSTY…

  158. Fly boy No. T // March 26, 2011 at 9:42 pm // Reply

    SNOW CONE!!!

  159. RedBaron23 // March 26, 2011 at 4:46 pm // Reply

    Owww! My tooth!

  160. Come on!!
    I left my ice cream SOMEWHERE here…..
    But I can’t FIND IT!!!!!!!!!!!

  161. Must…stay…still… so they’ll think somebody killed me…

  162. Will this ice ever melt?

  163. infamouszombie // March 8, 2011 at 6:32 pm // Reply

    MUST….. GET…… INVISIBLE HAMBURGER!!!!!!

  164. HEY WHO STOLE MY ICE COLD PIZZA!

  165. soooo tired! wish i had a pillow

  166. aw man, i thought that there was a easier way to catch seal without going into the water!

  167. I’m sooo hungry

  168. my brother bob hid my seal under here!!!

  169. NO NO NO NO, i left my fish down under there!

  170. *yawn* I’ve been walking for DAYS now.

  171. GIVE ME SOME OF THAT GIANT SNOW CONE!!!!!

  172. pokemonfan#1 // February 24, 2011 at 7:41 pm // Reply

    I’m so thirsty!!!! Why does the only water have to be ice?

  173. Whew, it’s not yellow

  174. Any minute now I’ll get the ice I need to sell those snow cones.

  175. Ill get you invisible sandwich

  176. That’s it! I’m finshed hunting for fish!

  177. Eddsworldisawesome // February 19, 2011 at 9:20 pm // Reply

    Jimmy probably felt good about pushing me in cold water but I’ll get him with my snowball coated in foul breath!

  178. um hello any one there like a dentist or a tooth fairy comon i just want to pull out my teeth

  179. Noooooo!!! This isn’t ice cream like that fish said it was!!!

  180. awesomepossum // February 1, 2011 at 9:44 pm // Reply

    hey i think i see a fish!

  181. Sooooooo hungry! must eat ice!

  182. crazy guy-01 // January 31, 2011 at 12:53 pm // Reply

    ahh…ICE is…um…so…um…good.

  183. MMMMMMMMMMM. Yummy. Ice.

  184. big dady go cart // January 30, 2011 at 4:52 pm // Reply

    Ahhh,I want icecream.

  185. StudiosOfInkblot // January 28, 2011 at 9:31 pm // Reply

    Ouch, my teeth are hurting, my jaws are freezing, and I heard it,s sooooo hot down there you can cook andburn a grilled cheese sandwich in under one second!

  186. must…get… these braces off!

  187. DaffyDopey452 // January 16, 2011 at 3:27 pm // Reply

    I guess my teeth aren’t strong enough for ice fishing yet.

  188. EHHH!! Almost done digging my tunnel to China!

  189. now why would any one make a snow cone this big?

  190. awesome man // January 6, 2011 at 6:04 am // Reply

    That microscopic snow ant is the only food resource for starving Polar Bears!!!!!

  191. Ahh man I should have used the colgate sensitive earlier…

  192. my fish is calling!

  193. indiana jones // December 31, 2010 at 4:13 pm // Reply

    Soooooo … hungry … must … naw … on … ice … to … relive … my … hunger !!!!!!

  194. awesomeguy185 // December 30, 2010 at 2:14 pm // Reply

    huh this ice isin’t half bad

  195. mouth on the ground
    mouth on the ground
    looking like a BEAR with your mouth on the ground

  196. just why can`t I get that seal?

  197. come here fishy fishy fishy

  198. Tiger=Awesome // December 24, 2010 at 4:15 pm // Reply

    Uh,mom? I got my tongue stuck to the ice again.

  199. why wont the snow melt?

  200. my nose is stuck!

  201. Trying… To… Bite…Prey…. WHAY IS THIS PREY FROZEN SOLID?!

  202. I heard in the center of the earth that there is fish

  203. Bear 1: He sleeptalkin again? Bear 2: Yea i reckon he should’nt have eatin that dead fish de other day. Pictured Bear: Hey i ain’t asleep i just yawnin!

  204. Homemade sno cone

  205. “I will reach china!” said the bear.

  206. I’m starving!!!

  207. ohhh my wips

  208. I wish the ice was easer to eat

  209. i think im*naw* almost *naw* thru *naw*

  210. This Random Guy // December 5, 2010 at 7:26 pm // Reply

    Aww man… Now my teeth are going to hurt.

  211. there is nothing else to eat so i am going to eat this bent stick

  212. trickster160 // November 29, 2010 at 5:33 pm // Reply

    hey I bet that you could not stick your whole leg in my mouth.

  213. Ahh… Haha, my tongue is stuck… This is so embarrassing!

  214. yaawn morning already?

  215. But momma,I don’t wanna take a nap!

  216. the unknown person // November 23, 2010 at 5:09 pm // Reply

    Cant you serve something else, ma?

  217. Ow man spit flavored snow cones a horible.

  218. Um guyth my toung ith kind shtuck so pwease help me now!

  219. skdfjhlkasjhdflkj // November 9, 2010 at 11:47 pm // Reply

    That is so cool! HA HA!

  220. It’s seal! I know it!
    My smelling senses are never wrong!

  221. This does not taste like ice-cream

  222. Right, now that you’re all done laughing, a little help?

  223. I WANT THAT SEAL!!!!!!!!

  224. I don’t wanna go to school!!!

  225. iruleLozsp23 // October 1, 2010 at 2:03 am // Reply

    fishies you may have one this round but i’ll be back.

  226. Water,

    If only I can get some.

  227. I bet this icecream is delicous…if I could get my mouth arond it.

  228. I hate this new snow diet!!!!

  229. the ice alwase gives me a brainfreeze!

  230. ShadowDialga // September 2, 2010 at 2:53 pm // Reply

    Snowcones: You’re doing it wrong

  231. says says says // September 2, 2010 at 11:48 am // Reply

    I could not find a rock to sharpen my teeth, but I found this!

  232. this ice cream is harder then i thought

  233. i see you in there fishies. Come out, come out!

  234. That is one weird picture!!

  235. monkeykiller // August 27, 2010 at 12:37 pm // Reply

    NO MOM DONT TAKE ME AWAY!

  236. i dont want to go back to work!

  237. it sure looks like ice cream but dosen’t taste like it

  238. how come i have a 2 way tonge

  239. I’m thirsty, oh wait this water is frozen!

  240. …Hmmm…Snow’s still hard. I guess this means 2 more weeks of winter!

  241. Here fishy,fishy,fishy!!!

  242. my tongue itz shtuck help me pleath

  243. HEAR ME ROAR!

  244. this is so much easier than digging a hole

  245. Burp! Oops! Wait a second! Bears don’t have manners!

  246. my mouth is fozen

  247. NintendoFreak // July 28, 2010 at 4:33 pm // Reply

    Keep it down, down there!

  248. randomness // July 26, 2010 at 10:08 am // Reply

    Yum Yum…This ice is good. Wait! There’s Blueberry?

  249. Farisim 2000 // July 19, 2010 at 1:10 pm // Reply

    My tougheth theems tho be thtuck. thuch an eventfull thummer!

  250. funny-o-boy // July 14, 2010 at 1:58 pm // Reply

    Yawn.”Man, I shouldn’t of stayed up to watch that baseball game yesterday” Yawn…

  251. i shouldn’t have run

  252. Uhhh… I think my tounge is stuck… why, oh why did I take that dare?!

  253. Got to gnaw through the ice to get that fish, got to got to got to got to!

  254. FrodoSting97 // July 2, 2010 at 11:02 am // Reply

    I’m going to dig a tunnel to China!

  255. I’m gonna get you fish i’m gonna get you.

  256. This snow tastes so good!

  257. Mom will be so proud when she finds that i knawed my way through
    the ice!

  258. watmater889 // June 29, 2010 at 9:20 am // Reply

    …this is not ice cream…

  259. This snow taste great!

  260. clementineman // June 27, 2010 at 9:34 am // Reply

    I knew getting an extra-large snow cone wasn’t a good idea…

  261. its eating ice!

  262. But he TRIPLE dog dared me!

  263. I told you ice was cold

  264. this snow taste like chicken must be fresh

  265. Oh,I just can’t wait to finish this marrathon. Yaawn. At least I’m in first place. Oh, wait, I’m in last place. It must have been because I took a 48 hour nap. Yaaawn. man I’m soo thirsty and hungry. When will this ice melt?

  266. Sherlock Holmes Jr. // June 24, 2010 at 10:15 pm // Reply

    My thongue…. my thongue is thtuck to the ground!

  267. Ohhh,you wanna fight, huh i will attack!!!! Oh its my reflecton on ICE!

  268. I know I saw a fish.?

  269. boy123435275753 // June 22, 2010 at 10:58 am // Reply

    not what i ment by a snowcone

  270. Where did i put that fish again?

  271. AW! I didn’t think that panda bear was that good at kong foo.

  272. Just about 3 more miles and I’ll be swimming!

  273. the doctor said open wide but he never said stop!!

  274. crazysteve // June 17, 2010 at 12:18 am // Reply

    time too eat the biggest popsicle in the world!

  275. The ice tastes sooooo good!

  276. I will never, ever eat salmon with ice before bed again!

  277. SEAL! I smell SEAL!…….THERE’S A WHOLE GROUP DOWN THERE!……..AND THEY’RE HAVIN’ A PARTY!

  278. i want some cup of icecream …

  279. pmfscout99 // June 3, 2010 at 8:19 pm // Reply

    next time reminde me not to believe my brother when he says this is filet mingon

  280. I love white pizza.

  281. Anonymous // June 1, 2010 at 9:15 pm // Reply

    It sure LOOK’S like Water

  282. The vet did say this helped brain freeze, right?

  283. DramaGeek3000 // May 28, 2010 at 5:53 pm // Reply

    Got to get the button!

  284. TAZ TAZ BREE // May 27, 2010 at 6:28 pm // Reply

    I WAS WAITING ON MY FOOD BUT I CANT WAIT NO LONGER … I MUST EAT NOW!!!

  285. masterchief // May 26, 2010 at 4:43 pm // Reply

    HEY! GIMME BACK MY iPOD!

  286. i’m tired (yaaaawwwnnn)

  287. ooohhhhh….. desprate for my version of ice-cream!!!!!!!!!!

    …………..pity its only snow!

  288. Almost got it! That frozen pizza is mine!

  289. hotdawg101 // May 24, 2010 at 4:59 pm // Reply

    Maybe my teeth aren’t as tough as I thought they where…

  290. ahhh brainfreeze

  291. FE FI FO FUM! I SMELL…coal,Dang.

  292. AngelFire_93 // May 22, 2010 at 12:02 pm // Reply

    i want a snowcone ,too.

  293. Oooooh! What’s this?

  294. Sir Ghalahad // May 15, 2010 at 7:57 pm // Reply

    Too obese, can’t walk

  295. Trans Am Fireman // May 15, 2010 at 10:43 am // Reply

    I guess that I can’t drill an ice hole with my chompers…..

  296. If only I had syrup I could make snowkones in my mouth!

  297. Great-granddad? is that you?

  298. pokegeek10 // April 27, 2010 at 1:00 pm // Reply

    do i hear spongebob&patrick?

  299. Finally! I will be the first bear to tunnel to Sant`s Workshop!

  300. Must . . . . reach . . . . North . . . . Pole!!!

  301. i’m trying to get the south pole!

  302. disco man 267 // April 21, 2010 at 11:12 pm // Reply

    yawn. I’ll go hunt fish, then take a nap on this… sweater

  303. Come here fishy fishy fishy i won’t bite.

  304. Davidster11 // April 20, 2010 at 7:30 pm // Reply

    Is this how snow tastes these days?

  305. i can’t look!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  306. shoop da whoop // April 20, 2010 at 5:16 pm // Reply

    When they said extra large snowcone they MEANT extra large!

  307. why did i get myself fired from the slushy company? I liked the free samples! now al ive got is this stuff.

  308. Zig Zag 27 // April 20, 2010 at 4:09 pm // Reply

    South Pole, here i come!!

  309. This tooth-ache is horrible! Maybe some ice will help…..

  310. My tounge ith stuck to the ice!

  311. #1 gorillaz fan :-) // April 19, 2010 at 4:26 pm // Reply

    Yes! Im going to be the first bear in the movie “JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!!!!

  312. It’s fake! I hate this zoo!

  313. Oh shoot! not that Animal Planet guy again!

  314. Santa Claus // April 17, 2010 at 9:54 pm // Reply

    Don’t worry, Honey. I’ll get you outta there.

  315. Man, this is SO hard to chew!

  316. Tigershark // April 17, 2010 at 5:28 pm // Reply

    Man, this flavored ice tastes so good!

  317. How far under are they anyway Mom?

  318. How did those fish get under there anyway?

  319. Beasty Boy // April 16, 2010 at 8:12 pm // Reply

    There is as penny down there & I want it!

  320. Beasty Boy // April 16, 2010 at 8:11 pm // Reply

    Why cant I do a mouth stand when My friends can do it?

  321. Beasty Boy // April 16, 2010 at 8:10 pm // Reply

    This Gyro shadwich is hard!

  322. GAAA!!!!!! RIGHT WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE!!!!!!!

  323. wheres a spoon when you need snowcones and drinks?

  324. MA! WHERE DID YOU PUT THE PONDCONES!?

  325. Do you know how hard it is to eat a snowcone this big?!?

  326. My tongue is stuck! Help me! My tongue is stuck!

  327. Om nom nom nom….
    Who knew the ground could taste so good!

  328. ok i get it never lick ice now some one get me some warm water

  329. whats it to ua?!? // April 11, 2010 at 2:37 pm // Reply

    this is one way to whiten teeth.

  330. I need that frozen walrus!

  331. Yum… Icesicle.

  332. this is like the north pole!

  333. someoneyoudon'tknow // April 9, 2010 at 7:30 pm // Reply

    I think this is the worlds biggest ice cream cone in the Guinness World Records!

  334. Mom I’m sleepy and I want some snowcones

  335. awesome! the pond is frozen!

  336. Ohhh….. I never should have eaten that week-old seal carcass…

  337. Honey! I forgot my deodorant!

  338. Get out! The rules were “NO hiding under the ice!”

  339. Must dig my way to the center of the earth. We need need CENTRAL HEATING!!!

  340. Scouting101 // April 9, 2010 at 8:03 am // Reply

    I don’t think I should have eaten that seal.

  341. oh boy… I hope i wasnt sleeping like this all night. How embarrassing!

  342. someoneyoudon'tknow // April 8, 2010 at 7:19 pm // Reply

    the ice is so hard,I can’t believe its global warming man!

  343. the polo bear has his lips stuk and he looks like he is kising the snow

  344. Washington Lego Star Redskins Wars // April 7, 2010 at 7:28 pm // Reply

    I should not have covered my teeth in Elmer’s Freezing Temperatures Superglue! I’ll never buy glue again!

  345. Googlerockz // April 7, 2010 at 6:06 pm // Reply

    I thought a tongue would only stick to METAL!

  346. Googlerockz // April 7, 2010 at 6:06 pm // Reply

    yum yum! Fresh snowcones without the cone!

  347. The ice got your tounge again?

  348. man this is one big fish!

  349. Man, that was a long hike. I mean, like after 5 miles, this ice is nice and comfortable.

  350. This ice tastes great

  351. oh no i got my teeth stuck agian……wheeres the non frozen butter

  352. techdude77 // April 6, 2010 at 7:50 am // Reply

    How do you get into this ice cream?!?!

  353. ZZZZ SEAL FOOD ZZZ MUST HAVE SEAL ZZZ SO HUNGRY ZZZ I GOT YOU ZZZ NOW ZZZ CHOMP OWWW! ICE THAT HURT.

  354. Dragonmaster // April 5, 2010 at 4:47 pm // Reply

    how did i get into this?

  355. So hungry, NEED FOOD. I can’t belive how far i walked without FOOD!! CURSE YOU SPRINGFIELD WINTER HIKE!!!!!

  356. Boyscout8841 // April 5, 2010 at 3:59 pm // Reply

    This is sooo much better than what the penguins gave me. yuck!

  357. PIANO PIRATE09 // April 5, 2010 at 11:29 am // Reply

    OOWWW!- My dentist said my teeth aren’t-OOWWW!- strong enough. Next time I-OOWWW!- see him I’ll show him these -OOWWW!-marks in the ice I made; COOL! I lost a tooth and ~EEWW!~ a hole is inside of it!

  358. sleep sleep zzzzzzz.

  359. I hope that Anartica is made out of vanilla ice cream, wait a minute! This doesn’t taste like ice cream, it’s made out of snow cones.

  360. I’ve got to sharpen my teeth before dinner or I’m not getting
    any dinner and I’m so hungry.

  361. 5goldenrings // April 4, 2010 at 1:47 pm // Reply

    It’s so cold, my saliva turned to ice.

  362. my Mario game is frozen under

  363. im finaly goinng to catch a seal!moms going to be so happy!

  364. Freeze already,I’m trying to sleep!

  365. “Mom, what’s so bad about sleeping on the floor? It’s better than those uglios, or whatever they’re called…”

  366. outdoorsman // April 3, 2010 at 11:07 am // Reply

    I will never eat fast food ever again.

  367. i’m dieing

  368. my gramma told me it’s spring and i think an ice pop would be nice!

  369. you must be hungry

  370. HELP!I was making a snow cone with my machiene there was a flash of electricity and next thing i know i created the ice age

  371. Froze over again! What crazy photo op do I have to do to prove to these humans that global warming is a hoax?!!!

  372. Time to take a bite out of Antartica crime!

  373. This ice got pwned! ;-D

  374. killermonkey // April 1, 2010 at 12:35 pm // Reply

    Darn!!! I was trying to get that fish, when my tongue got stuck!!!!!!!!!!

  375. nom nom nom // March 31, 2010 at 8:24 pm // Reply

    come here shadow!!!

  376. Its the Antartica Continental Fair’s Icecream eating contest.

  377. @#$%^&*!!! // March 31, 2010 at 1:38 pm // Reply

    Help! HELP!!!

  378. Bleg-Bleggit // March 30, 2010 at 5:20 pm // Reply

    they told me that this iceberg was moterized!!!

  379. ‘Either this is one of his new rituals or he’s gone crazy.’

  380. How much longer until global warming kicks in.

  381. hello, Mr. Snow!

  382. this is a BIG snowcone!!!

  383. give me back my snowcone

  384. Why does the sun stay up so long in the poles? I’m tired!!!!!!!

  385. Pedro the cool guy // March 29, 2010 at 7:34 pm // Reply

    This is better than Mickey Mouse on Ice!!

  386. richkid101 // March 29, 2010 at 7:19 pm // Reply

    Hey lookit… world’s biggest sno-cone!

  387. awsome dude#3,000 // March 29, 2010 at 7:04 pm // Reply

    Those darn burrowing rabbits!!!

  388. I asked for “cubed” rather than “crushed”, but this is ridiculous!

  389. trumpet man // March 29, 2010 at 9:22 am // Reply

    this is the last time I’m going to try to make a snow cone.

  390. stop eating my snow!

  391. awesome dude // March 28, 2010 at 5:15 pm // Reply

    i’ve always wanted to ice fish, but if only i could make a hole

  392. I heard this would make my teeth stronger.

  393. ok! ok! I’ll let go now! Don’t pull me in!

  394. dumdum99123 // March 28, 2010 at 1:53 pm // Reply

    See, humans aren’t the only ones who can get their tongues on ice

  395. notsotenderfoot // March 28, 2010 at 1:43 pm // Reply

    “were did the fish go, awe not another dream”

  396. you don't need to know // March 27, 2010 at 8:48 pm // Reply

    No, mom I don’t want to go to the store!!!

  397. *snore* YUM. Fish, for me? *snore*

  398. My tongue is a little stuck!!!!!!!!!!!!

  399. Can you hear me now, fish??!!

  400. mysteryman // March 27, 2010 at 2:56 pm // Reply

    Oh no!First I lose a fish and now I get this!

  401. i swear this is where i buried my fish

  402. Polar Bears do their best fishing in their dreams.

  403. Now all I have to do is wait for that large seal to jump into my mouth!

  404. It’s true – tongues do stick to ice!

  405. they dared me // March 26, 2010 at 2:12 pm // Reply

    can someone get a buckit of warm water i think im stuck

  406. little fish little fish get out of the ice!

  407. KOREANZRULEZ // March 25, 2010 at 8:19 pm // Reply

    Help me, my tongue is stuck on the ice along with my lips.

  408. Humans aren’t the only ones that can make snowmen!

  409. I love you ground!

  410. HELP MY TONGUE IS STUCK

  411. you mean this thing is not a fish rrrrrrrrrrr I think my lips got stuck?!

  412. Many polar bears engage in jaw-flexing limbo. Benifits include larger food capacity.

  413. darn i just lost my fish!

  414. “I know your under there. there’s no use in hiding”

  415. its part fish part bear its a pear

  416. The Peanut butter King // March 24, 2010 at 5:41 pm // Reply

    I knew I SHOULDN’T have eaten that SPICY taco.

  417. OOH!! OWW! BRAIN FREEEZZZ!!!!

  418. My only dentist for this tooth-ache Is ICE!

  419. this is how polar bear stay white, the eat snow.

  420. Hes trying to get his poor kids out of there from a avalanche.

  421. I shoutld have listened to dad when he said not to stick my nose, tounge and chin to the ice…where are the firemen???

  422. CoolioParadise // March 23, 2010 at 6:10 pm // Reply

    ooooh!!!!!!! man i m never eatin at that reasturaunt agen

  423. Comedian M. // March 23, 2010 at 5:34 pm // Reply

    Must… grab… that… fish!

  424. I NEVER LIKED SNOW SO MUCH IN MY LIFE!

  425. Captain Solo // March 23, 2010 at 3:38 pm // Reply

    COLD TEETH.this is way worse than stickin teeth in ice cream…no than a snow cone!!!!!!!!

  426. Kickedout140 // March 23, 2010 at 3:01 pm // Reply

    MOM! It’s hard as rock again!

  427. i hate geting my face stuck

  428. So hungry!

  429. jesusfreek1 // March 23, 2010 at 12:59 pm // Reply

    my tung ith thtuck! hewp! hewp! I’m thtuck!

  430. Mr.D.Just Ice // March 23, 2010 at 10:36 am // Reply

    Maybe if I yell really loud the fish will hear me.

  431. grayman1011 // March 22, 2010 at 7:14 pm // Reply

    vanilla… my favorite!

  432. appledude11 // March 22, 2010 at 6:16 pm // Reply

    This is a really big snow cone.Or is it?

  433. Must…get…out!

  434. ReeseMcBlox // March 22, 2010 at 3:18 pm // Reply

    “Man, digging for ants for food is tough in this snow!”

  435. Oh great! i yawned locked my mouth!!!!! Help!!!!!

  436. i hate anestesia

  437. chicken-tenderson // March 21, 2010 at 8:45 pm // Reply

    “‘elp ‘elp my tongue i’ ‘tuck!”
    (help, help, my tongue is stuck!)

  438. asdf123445 // March 21, 2010 at 7:50 pm // Reply

    polar bear: “I guess this is sort of like what happens when you lick a cold, metal pole”.

  439. ez come ez go // March 21, 2010 at 5:29 pm // Reply

    Mommy…lips stuck!!!

  440. awesome guy // March 21, 2010 at 4:06 pm // Reply

    If this snow won’t go away, then I’ll eat it all.

  441. denominator // March 21, 2010 at 4:04 pm // Reply

    now they warn me

  442. denominator // March 21, 2010 at 4:00 pm // Reply

    yawn

  443. denominator // March 21, 2010 at 4:00 pm // Reply

    my favorite ice fishing

  444. denominator // March 21, 2010 at 3:57 pm // Reply

    that seal has to be around here somewhere

  445. I know there’s a Boy’s Life down there somewhere!

  446. uhh…could soveone get ve out?

  447. mr. awesome // March 21, 2010 at 1:43 pm // Reply

    Yeah, this is 911? well you see, i seemed to have gotten my teeth stuck in ice. I don’t want to talk about.

  448. chucknorrisrocks // March 21, 2010 at 1:06 pm // Reply

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN I’M NOT A WORM!!

  449. fredthefurrypotato // March 20, 2010 at 4:50 pm // Reply

    Man, this is one hard chunk of ice cream….

  450. Hey did you hear Al Gore? I know he makes me laugh too. HAHAHA

  451. 1oooo more bites to go

  452. taste just like chicken eeeeeeeeeeew

  453. I hate making snowcones this way

  454. skaterkid9 // March 18, 2010 at 8:04 am // Reply

    That fish can swim but it can’t hide.

  455. The invisible ninja polar bear sneaks up to a visible polar bear and gives him a shot in the backside.

  456. gentoofreak // March 17, 2010 at 9:16 pm // Reply

    Hey! Anybody home? Your pepperoni pizza is here!

  457. _Chesstime_ // March 16, 2010 at 8:16 pm // Reply

    Thank goodness I’m at the North Pole.

  458. He gets into croutching position and… Fail.

  459. darn my lips got stuck in this wierd position!!

  460. must keep digging hole

  461. soccermaster!!! // March 16, 2010 at 4:13 pm // Reply

    YUCK!!! YUCK!!! Ok NOW i now NOT to eat that snow ever again.

  462. 501st Commander // March 15, 2010 at 5:54 pm // Reply

    Dad,5 more minutes,I need to sleep

  463. No more snow until tomorrow. Or when i can get my face unstuck

  464. chucky the chipmunk // March 15, 2010 at 11:38 am // Reply

    I should have listened to my mom when she said my face would stick like this!

  465. Alright who left the freezer door open & who ate all the snow cones?

  466. joebob100000001 // March 14, 2010 at 2:27 pm // Reply

    I”m Thirsty

  467. jars are so easy to open but this, this is impossible

  468. They WARNED me not to stick my lips on the ice!

  469. I'm hungry // March 13, 2010 at 7:40 pm // Reply

    my tongue’s stuck on the south pole!:p

  470. Why did someone dare me to do this?!!

  471. Man I HATE these frozen TV dinners

  472. Ann.E.Ruption // March 13, 2010 at 1:08 pm // Reply

    YAWN! Five more minutes Mom; I was just getting to the good part.

  473. mom,it tastes like ice cream.

  474. I better eat some of the ice up to get more scientest to send people to pamper us!

  475. Doofisberg101 // March 12, 2010 at 8:55 pm // Reply

    Next time I’ll try eating ice BEFORE I fall asleep.

  476. zzzzzzz Yum! Ice Cream! zzzzzzzzz

  477. I hate seals they always taunt me from under the ice

  478. It’s hard ice fishing!

  479. yaaaawn. Finally all the coke ads are leaving me alone!

  480. Snookie Wookums // March 11, 2010 at 9:50 pm // Reply

    It’s hard brushing my teeth on ice. Does anyone have a tooth brush?

  481. I could swear I taste seal here. I know it!

  482. Yum. Mom,I want to go to sleep.

  483. Mmm…don’t know what it is but it’s good. Pass the salt will you?

  484. why did i have to live in antarctica where it`s so icy but humans get to live in other countries and steal all the fish they want

  485. I thought your tongue could only get stuck to cold metal!

  486. Huh,oh i’m ice fishing

  487. One giant bite for mankind!

  488. Gavin cool drummer // March 10, 2010 at 3:39 pm // Reply

    Ah we meet agian

  489. i feel a burp coming on….

  490. pole bear!!! // March 10, 2010 at 11:17 am // Reply

    Huh?, no I wasn’t asleep during math class!

  491. scout dude // March 9, 2010 at 6:14 pm // Reply

    Hey wait a second,… I thought this was my chew toy. Well I found a new one!

  492. charmender 910 // March 9, 2010 at 12:50 pm // Reply

    i wonder why i cant get this fish

  493. charmender 910 // March 9, 2010 at 12:48 pm // Reply

    he looks like he’s liking the flour

  494. MMM.My favorite.Snow

  495. Spencer1000 // March 8, 2010 at 8:10 pm // Reply

    thirsty… thirsty…

  496. Not enough sugar needs more flavor.

  497. I should have gotten a bit more sleep last night!

  498. cmon ladies lets streeettcch those mouth muscles!

  499. basketball man // March 7, 2010 at 9:15 pm // Reply

    mouth just isn’t quite big enough

  500. Mmmmmm snow thers no taste like it

  501. Gavin cool drummer // March 7, 2010 at 4:35 pm // Reply

    wait who put this ice heer

  502. What fish what are you looking at

  503. Why do i have to see a dentist under the ice

  504. All I need is a shovel…then BAM!! Dinner!

  505. To bad I don’t have thumbs… I could make a fishing circle with out getting my tongue stuck.

  506. mmmm…that snow tastes sooo good

  507. I’m starting to believe that saying dont bite off more than you can chew.

  508. Gavin cool Drummer // March 6, 2010 at 4:53 pm // Reply

    Mom!I said ice cream not ice

  509. tenderfoot // March 6, 2010 at 3:16 pm // Reply

    NO i don’t want to try to catch you,so stop rubbing it in,OK

  510. TyinKnots123 // March 6, 2010 at 2:19 pm // Reply

    Ahhh! The light! Must get away from the light!!

  511. joy to the world i just won the biggest salt lick

  512. I meant to say ice not icew

  513. Joe i am NOT lazy,i just like to eat icew

  514. im trying to grab the ice im going to fall

  515. the sun … too hot need ice… I’m dehydrated…

  516. sleepy, yet so cold…

  517. Why does this thing taste like bark?

  518. I’m trying to be a seal but, this fish won’t copperate!

  519. I’ve been lying here all day. Now that someone has looked at me, I need to look energetic!

  520. im getting ready mom now if i could just get a pocketknife to cut my tounge off this ICEY COLD INVISABLE JUICEBAR

  521. sword master // March 5, 2010 at 2:27 pm // Reply

    when you go fishing, you stick your head in the water and bite.
    But boss,don’t you need a hole first?
    oh, right.

  522. spin spin spin come on is dinner here?

  523. I want the fishy please mommy give me the fishy I’ll stab it in the eye

  524. solo single shelton // March 4, 2010 at 7:12 pm // Reply

    In my dream if only I can get that fish um um um…………

  525. I wish I had hands so I could pick up the penny I dropped

  526. I’m only doing this to make a good impression…

  527. Be careful not to eat the yellow snow Mr. Polar Bear.

  528. man i am so hugery!

  529. zzzzz meat need meat zzzzzzz

  530. need more fish 8-(

  531. the sky is falling……………..get some fish 8-0

  532. ” I want ice cream mom!”

  533. vgdrewrocks // March 4, 2010 at 9:04 am // Reply

    must get FISH!!!

  534. Hahaha! I proved the scientists wrong! The ice is still REALLY thick! Global warming doesn’t exist!

  535. EXTREME Tooth brushing… Polar Style

  536. Is that GARLIC I smell? Where did everybody GO?

  537. Fountain of Knowledge // March 3, 2010 at 7:38 pm // Reply

    3,2,1 Here I Come. Hey! You can’t hide there!

  538. Funnybunny // March 3, 2010 at 7:37 pm // Reply

    Roar!!!!!!!! That should scare those annoying fish who I deperatly want to eat!

  539. shadowgod8779 // March 3, 2010 at 6:43 pm // Reply

    Wow grandma, this seal cake tastes so good!!!!Aw man it was just a dream.Oh well, guess ill just have to eat this stuff.

  540. the advantage of living in Anticarctica is you get the worlds biggest snow cone any time!

  541. Man, I knew I needed to dig the hole BEFORE cathing the seal.

  542. Hey joe!have you ever bit ice cream an felt that tingling in your tooth? this is the closest thing here.

  543. I’ll get the patent for this new way of seal hunting

  544. It says the Map to the Heater is here,so i’m in the rigt place…BUT HOW DO I DIG IT OUT

  545. WHY IS’NT THERE A DE-ICEING SWICTH IN ANTARTICA.SIGH, I give up.

  546. I KEEP SEEING THIS FISH AND I TRY TO BITE IT BUT THE ICE WONT LET ME…..I SWEAR THE FISH IS LAUGHING AT ME

  547. man i wish i had food and a drink in this dream

  548. ben franklin11 // March 2, 2010 at 8:19 pm // Reply

    You know, this just gets harder and harder – I need FISH!

  549. the plasma people // March 2, 2010 at 7:20 pm // Reply

    I’m on diet,but all I can eat is snow.

  550. Maybe the heat from my yawn will help to melt the ice… more fish!

  551. be careful now you don’t want to have your
    tounge stick to the ice man

  552. Darth T208 // March 2, 2010 at 5:04 pm // Reply

    You are soo boring. I am so tired>

  553. hockey's #1 fan // March 2, 2010 at 3:14 pm // Reply

    If only it would be easier,if only the seals came to me!

  554. Can…you…help…me…just..ran away…from….docters office…!

  555. To do list:take nap,while doing that eat lunch.:)

  556. simple
    the polar bear was mad at the ground and was pretending to be a vampire

    so he bit the ground

  557. bet you can’t make a snowball with your mouth!!!

  558. super man fly......... away......... // March 1, 2010 at 7:04 pm // Reply

    wah………, I want my mommy and daddy to feed me some ice but they are stuck down there.

  559. Boyscout8841 // March 1, 2010 at 6:38 pm // Reply

    Come on where is the hole for seals?

  560. you can tell… I’m hungry

  561. Mr. piano101 // March 1, 2010 at 6:26 pm // Reply

    my tongue got stuck on the pole

  562. tired……..must get more fish

  563. Mom always said my face was going to get stuck like this

  564. I’m going to dig to china,but ice sure tastes bad

  565. this is the worst ice cream ever,it was yellow so I thought it was lemon

  566. Can i fetch that undersea burrito mom?

  567. Where are fish when you need them?

  568. I heard it’s warm in China this time of year…gotta start diggin’ !!!

  569. hey apartment down below !! Keep the noise down.

  570. Cubmaster Jallopeno // March 1, 2010 at 11:11 am // Reply

    …and they said “Go ahead, your lips wont stick…” Thats the last time I listen to them!

  571. Water… water…

  572. 4 weeks past, 2 more boring weeks of waiting for the toy.

  573. Hey… I’m supposed to be a Chimchar or something! Must’ve hit the wrong turbulent.

  574. Those penguins are psycotic! They attack anyone who comes near them! Except for Ted.

  575. hey where did the X go i know its around here somewhere

  576. dang i hate diets id rather eat me some fattening seals, thanks mom

  577. I think i puled something

  578. dude with a dudette problem // February 28, 2010 at 6:57 pm // Reply

    Hey!Guys!Help,I am a little stuck here! Guys!

  579. After 500 camp rades the ice feels sooooo soft.

  580. Must *pant* get *pant* that *pant* fishy!

  581. Hello? Anybody in there?

  582. you’re not going to get away Fishy! “Munch Munch Munch Munch Munch Munch”

  583. yum.snow is a great food!!

  584. ice tasts good! if only i was easier to get

  585. this taste much better than fish.

  586. IsaacGoldenSun // February 28, 2010 at 1:53 pm // Reply

    Global warming? I’ll hold on to you forever!

  587. oh I hate brain freeze’s

  588. when the ice melts the fish Ill be ready for the fish

  589. one secound it’s water the next it’s ice! what next a chicken comming out of the egg!

  590. Dentist Bob said that he would be here ages ago!

  591. “i’ve heard of tounges getting stuck to poles but THIS is ridiculus!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

  592. Let me in, let me in, let me in!!!!

  593. just getting a little frosty

  594. Why can’t I eat this???????

  595. He knows there are fish under there,but he tries to knaw throuh the ice like his teeth are drills!!!

  596. hang on mom i’m trying to get this one last drop of blood

  597. he is saying: “come on! come on! get in my mouth! (sigh)

  598. AAwwww come on!!! You always have to dig for the fish! You can’t just stick your head in and grab one!!

  599. fish burgur…”yawn”…for breakfast, without the burger, or the fish.

  600. I Just can’t see the tv

  601. Fozzie T. Bear // February 26, 2010 at 8:33 pm // Reply

    Must…get…fish…

  602. If I keep chewing this ice maybe i’ll make myself a fish-flavored
    snowcone.

  603. Yawwn…. I’m so tired, I don’t know what’s for breakfast.

  604. Wow! Ice is yummy!

  605. Wow. I stand corrected. Ice is better than Mother’s cooking.

  606. Moooooom…..can I stay up for 3 more months? I don’t wanna sleep…

  607. I know, I know, but there isn’t much good food in the Poles.

  608. how do those birds get these worms?

  609. I’m going on a ice diet

  610. Mr. Crumundgeon // February 26, 2010 at 10:30 am // Reply

    I smell a fish! Ow! My nose is stuck to the ice!

  611. he looks like he’s dead

  612. Why can’t I eat this ice???? It tastes sooo good!!!!

  613. i heard that snow is good but why can’t i eat it!!!!

  614. this is worse than getting my tongue stuck on a pole!!!

  615. lugging my dog around... // February 26, 2010 at 8:54 am // Reply

    I’m stuck so I might as well eat the snow…

  616. huh? who? where? why? oops, I overslept.

  617. mom my mirror isnt working

  618. THAT’S COOL DUDES!!!!!!!!!!

  619. “At least this beats the dentist!”

  620. this polar bear is having trouble with swallowing fish, whole

  621. I’m tired, AND this ice is deliciouse!!!

  622. I LOOK GREAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  623. Mom! My tongue’s stuck! Call 911!

  624. DON’T EAT MY ICE MAN !

  625. Yay!My lifetime supply of ice cream is here! // February 25, 2010 at 6:51 pm // Reply

    read my name.

  626. soccermaster333! // February 25, 2010 at 5:41 pm // Reply

    EWWW!! EWWW!! EWWW!! thats one NASTY!!! seal.

  627. must (pant) get (pant) my (pant) fish!!!

  628. Maybe if I chew on this long enough i will make a hole to China.

  629. Deadlywarlock // February 25, 2010 at 4:32 pm // Reply

    Forget fish! You have ice!! Munch munch!

  630. I’ll never eat those burritos again!

  631. “Come on fish! I’ve benn chasing you for 100 miles, and you just have to stay here!

  632. Boy I’m I tired

  633. im bored

  634. Still down there tommy?

  635. woa is that poalar bear yaning,sleeping or just flexable.

  636. the photo guy had to come the minute my tounge got stuck

  637. Snore… yummy marsh mellows… snore

  638. I hate frozen fish!!

  639. i’m goimg to explode

  640. I’m too tired and I still can,t reach the fish

  641. why must the bear eat ice!? why why?!?!?

  642. I wonder if ice tastes like chicken?

  643. I know that there is a seal under here!

  644. I know your under there u fish,I just cant get you.

  645. toothpick837 // February 24, 2010 at 8:57 pm // Reply

    ohhhhhhhh I ate way too much of that bsa caremal corn

  646. Mommy, the seals are under the ice!

  647. That darn fish is hiding under this ice

  648. i think heys giong into hyperthermia.or hes just saying to him self :i had to many whatyamu call it.

  649. injured child // February 24, 2010 at 7:21 pm // Reply

    Okay I saw this in ice age three but how did THEY get down there

  650. How did that fish get in there!

  651. Oh I really want that tracker device out of my stomach, those hunters have been following me since 10am

  652. ow the pain in the back

  653. Dr. Neon Atom // February 24, 2010 at 6:04 pm // Reply

    I’ve heard of exercising your jaw muscles, but this is ridiculous.

  654. Dr. Neon Atom // February 24, 2010 at 5:56 pm // Reply

    Mom, my tooth hurts!

  655. Ohh man-no more bear bells right after the travellers. Oh, man.

  656. Alright, I know the seal’s comin’ soon…

  657. starwarsnut555 // February 24, 2010 at 4:51 pm // Reply

    Yawnnn…wonder if it’s seal for breakfast.

  658. “must get fish under ice”!

  659. wow those dang fish are in there and im so sleppy im not strong enough

  660. I can’t believe my tonge is stuck to the ice!

  661. nice! This is tasty!

  662. Wheres my stinking fish!!! IT should be here i just put it down!!! I hate this!!!

  663. No one said ice fishing was this hard !

  664. oh come on ! not another cramp!!!!!! and i just knooooow there is a fish under here!!!!!!!!

  665. genral greivous // February 24, 2010 at 2:30 pm // Reply

    I know theres a fish under here somewhere.

  666. so how long can your tongue stick to the ice

  667. cold cold I hate frost bite!

  668. go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep my polar bear…

  669. Ahhh brain freeze

  670. i hiked so long and im still on ice!!!

  671. *yawn*

  672. does he need food couse he’s LAZY?????????

  673. is the polar bear sleaping with its mouth open?????????

  674. ...loading... // February 23, 2010 at 8:15 pm // Reply

    Hold on Timmy i’ll go get the ice axe

  675. C’mon! I have to catch a walrus, but I can’t bite through ice!

  676. help! my tongues stuck 2 da ice !help! does anyone even live in the artic?!?! HELP!

  677. Hey!Howd this ice get here?

  678. POLAR BEAR-IM GOING TO GET YOU,YOU CRAZY PENGUIN!
    penguin- he needs glasses

  679. Help! I kinda Super-Iced my nose to the ground…

  680. Ummm, A Giant white fish?

  681. Help! I have a fish stuck in my throat! Somebody get a boy scout! Call 911! hurry!

  682. I’ve never ordered such a big ice cream

  683. polarbear2010 // February 23, 2010 at 5:57 pm // Reply

    Wait…. I haven’t finished with you yet
    I’ll get you next time!! (yelling) TRUST ME

  684. polarbear2010 // February 23, 2010 at 5:57 pm // Reply

    Wait…. I haven’t finished with you yet!!!!!!
    I’ll get you next time!! (yelling) TRUST ME!

  685. jesusfreak777 // February 23, 2010 at 5:31 pm // Reply

    ahh!!! guy come back I’m stuck. traders

  686. AdawgTroop11 // February 23, 2010 at 5:14 pm // Reply

    AAAAAGGH!!!! I will never forget my ice pick again!!!!!

  687. I know what this looks like guys but I swear I have a purpose

  688. I’m stuck to the *ICE*,*ICE* baby.

  689. no mom im not sneaking fish before bed this is my desert

  690. Why are the fish always UNDER the ice!

  691. OK sparky, now play dead

  692. Mom!!!!!!!!!Five more minutes

  693. killer clown 77 // February 23, 2010 at 3:39 pm // Reply

    i got the fish, wate no i don’t, somebody help me!

  694. Frank get youself out of the ice next time

  695. Uuuugh… I should not have eaten that last fish last night!!

  696. I like kissing the ice.

  697. I’ll be right there honey I’m almost finished adding flavor to this big snowcone i found

  698. Ahhh! I got a seal bone stuck in my mouth!!!!

  699. Ooh hot hot, last time I eat twelve fire balls at one time.

  700. Patrol-leader1308 // February 23, 2010 at 9:27 am // Reply

    I can see the fish, but i just can’t taste it!

  701. This restaurant needs a better menu!

  702. “Why can’t the seals dig the the holes insten of me?”

  703. i know your under this ice fishy

  704. Why do sea lions HAVE to be UNDER the ice?

  705. My dentist told me not to chew ice, so what?

  706. Sno Cones are just too big these days…

  707. man i new that was a bad idea to buy the extra extra large vanilla ice cream

  708. polar bear :little fishes, little fishes, let me come through the Ice!
    fish: no not by the scales on our finny fin fins
    polar bear: oh come on…. I’m gonna get a drill :l

  709. Oh I love you ground

  710. polar bear has a mid day snack

  711. polar bear finds out even polar bears get stuck to snow

  712. I’m coming to get you little fishies!!!

  713. star wars dude // February 22, 2010 at 5:22 pm // Reply

    “hey! where’s the seal? said he’d be here at 2:30…

  714. maybe hes digging for gold (fish)

  715. I like to stretch my mouth before I eat or else the food will not have flavor

  716. p o k e m o n!! // February 22, 2010 at 5:09 pm // Reply

    (yawn) why is my skin(yawn)itchy?(yawn)

  717. rhinocerous3 // February 22, 2010 at 5:00 pm // Reply

    I’m gonna get Bill! He told me that if I chewed the ice long enough, it would taste like seals!!! Maybe if I chew it a little bit longer…

  718. Stuck here for weeks, My friends told me to lick the ice …

  719. Jemmy how many times do I have to tell you not to hide your boys life in the snow

  720. where did I bury that fish?????

  721. lolololololol : D // February 22, 2010 at 3:09 pm // Reply

    he sat on a nail

  722. Bleg-bleggit // February 22, 2010 at 3:06 pm // Reply

    Im being wolf!! … hmmmm looks like the moon is down here, instead of the sky… hmmm might as well howl at the ground *howling at ice*

  723. My coca-cola is in the ice!

  724. (in a clound above his head) “I wish my dream were true” (think about it)

  725. thelastavatar // February 21, 2010 at 10:09 pm // Reply

    can’t_go_any_farther

  726. I know I dropped that scout hand book here!!!

  727. Yes my favorite flavor!!

  728. last comedian standing // February 21, 2010 at 12:36 pm // Reply

    Get back here fishy!! How come James Bond never had these problems?!!

  729. last comedian standing // February 21, 2010 at 12:31 pm // Reply

    YAWWWWWNN!! This snow makes a VERY fluffy pillow.

  730. Those people make drilling holes for ice fishing look easy!

  731. jedi master yoda // February 21, 2010 at 9:21 am // Reply

    {garbled speech} But mom he triple dog dared me

  732. jedi master yoda // February 21, 2010 at 9:19 am // Reply

    Now my padewan go get some cream for the ice

  733. Hey, keep it down under there! You seals party to much and I’m trying to sleep!

  734. OH MAN!THIS TASTES SO GOOD!!!BUT I CAN’T GET IT IN MY MOUTH!!!

  735. Hmm I wonder how long it will take to get through all this ice?

  736. STOP DRAGGING ME DOWN, GRAVITY!

  737. i live for god125 // February 20, 2010 at 6:09 pm // Reply

    i still think that yellow snow is better

  738. i can’t stop laughing

  739. boyforgod123 // February 20, 2010 at 6:02 pm // Reply

    that very funny HA Ha

  740. who ate the left over salmon

  741. I’ll get you for this, seal!!!

  742. It’s been a hard day’s night…. Too bad it isn’t now!

  743. hmmmm,maybe shoulda tryed a cookie

  744. Not sleepwalking, sleepeating

  745. “hey I thought they said that this was sea lion flavored.”

  746. how on earth do you cut the fishing hole in the ice with teeth?!

  747. This polar bear is clearly dreaming about biting the head of a cub scout!

  748. With those soft foods I’ve had all week I need to naw SOMETHING hard

  749. Ahhhhhhh! My sore tooth feels much better now.

  750. If you dream of eating a ”fishmallow,” try to wake up. This pillow is WAY too big to swallow!

  751. Wher did that handsome ground hog go? All my dates do this.

  752. I just found out that Ice is hard to cheww

  753. he is eating ice and yawning at the same time.

  754. Mikemass2003 // February 19, 2010 at 8:04 am // Reply

    I could do this all day (YAWN)

  755. Come on,just five more minutes!

  756. snow, meet your doom!

  757. I have got to get a dentist in a better location.

  758. You can’t hide under the ice forever little fishs.

  759. Ugh! That’s the last time I eat a penguin blubber sandwich then run over to the hoosy-housen!

  760. I’m so hungry that I could eat ice!!!

  761. Badgers can bite through wood. Why can’t I bite through ice???

  762. It would be easier to just use a toothbrush!

  763. ooooooooh… I should next time use my fishing rod!

  764. Apparently,Timmy really misunderstood requirement 5 on the outdoorsman merit badge.

  765. bluejayhawk15 // February 17, 2010 at 9:18 am // Reply

    hello, is there anyone home?

  766. takanuva2000 // February 17, 2010 at 7:23 am // Reply

    I will _never_ stick my tongue to the ice again!

  767. do I need to go to the dentist?

  768. need more snow!!!!!!!

  769. Carmen! Don’t make me come down and have me see that your hurting those nice little seals!

  770. monkeyman2015 // February 16, 2010 at 4:56 pm // Reply

    i am dreaming that i am eating a marshmallow……i guess i left it in the freezer too long

  771. Legend of Zelda Mastr // February 16, 2010 at 4:55 pm // Reply

    Don’t worry mom!! I’ll get you!

  772. Thats the last time I drink 24 cases of Coca- Cola

  773. Time to get up

  774. anyone down there?

  775. O theres that fish taco comin back

  776. [yawn]I’m tired. That was a good fish.

  777. uhhh… seal… didn’t agree… with me…

  778. it’s mine, all mine!!!!!!!

  779. CastingCaptionCrowns // February 15, 2010 at 3:22 pm // Reply

    “Hey, Walrus, the Hide-and-Seek game’s over already. No need to show off!”
    “Well I would get out, if you weren’t lying on top of my Trick Ice Floe!”
    “Oh. Sorry. What do you want to play next?”
    “A game where I can actually move around.”

  780. get up and go // February 15, 2010 at 2:58 pm // Reply

    Mean polar-bear: I TRIPLE, DOG, DARE YA!
    Other polar-bear: All right!, all right!, I’ll stick my tong on the stupid ice.
    Mean polar-bear: …Well go on smart face, do it!
    Other polar-bear: I’m doing it!, I’m doing it… This is stupid… Huh!, Stuck!, Stuck!, I’M STUCK!!!

  781. WHO STOLE MY COCA-COLA!

  782. Legend of Zelda Mastr // February 15, 2010 at 2:13 pm // Reply

    Hmm… I wonder what this yellow snow tastes like…

  783. Where are the fish?

  784. frozen water 90% polar bear drool 10%

  785. hey fishys, want to take a tour?

  786. I need a good nap or a good book.

  787. I should have listened to dad when he said not to stick your tong on the ice

  788. HEY! quiet down there I can,t sleep

  789. OUCH!!!!My teeth are stuck. I bit a fish and got my teeth stuck.OUCH!

  790. Am I home yet????

  791. brain freeze brain freeze

  792. hold on Harry, I’ll get u out

  793. so much snow cone so little time!

  794. I am the seal master no seal can pass without me knowing.(MWAHAAHA)

  795. Candy is good, but snow is better

  796. I drool in my sleep

  797. snow cones for all!!!!!

  798. shoot, my drool froze me to the ice!

  799. hot peppers need snow

  800. iwishitwouldsnowhere // February 13, 2010 at 4:18 pm // Reply

    Mom, How many times do I have to tell you THAT THIS DOOR IS AUTOMATIC LOCK!!!

  801. iwishitwouldsnowhere // February 13, 2010 at 4:14 pm // Reply

    Thanks mom, this bed is AWESOME.Now can I have a quilt?

  802. MY TONGUE IS STUCK!!!!!!!!

  803. who woke me up

  804. rocket scientist // February 13, 2010 at 1:17 pm // Reply

    MUST…EAT…SEAL…

  805. hey i like to fall over and sleep. can’t you see i am sleeping here

  806. Im never going to eat another deep fried doughnut

  807. My tung is stuck

  808. Mom can I play for a little while more!?

  809. i knew i made a bad decision marrying this block of ice!!

  810. come here you little fish!

  811. I bit my tongue!!!!!

  812. This Make Your Own Snowcone Kit doesn’t work!

  813. I shall rule the world with you at my side.

  814. Ahhhhh. Oh no. I thell atheep on the ice and now my thounge is thuck!!

  815. I can smell the fish under this ice

  816. the expirament to find out if tongues stick to ice was not worth 50 bucks

  817. ahhh man! I can’t believe I slept like this again!

  818. Oh man! I slept like this again!

  819. Polar bear gets massive brain freeze.

  820. Oh man, I think I’m getting massive brain freeze.

  821. I can’t seem to fit this ice in my mouth

  822. .............. // February 12, 2010 at 3:12 pm // Reply

    SOMEBODY…GIVE…ME…BREATHMINT!

  823. Who put glue on my lips!?!

  824. I sure hope that eel wasn’t electric. zzccch!

  825. Why can’t I get the snow cone to work like the Penguins?!?!?!

  826. i envy the penguins who eat fish. i’m bored with snow.

  827. wow cold snow. i envy those penguins.

  828. oh,comon. how much farthur do i have to dig to get the fishy!!!!!!??come out come out wherever you are!

  829. I know there’s a seal under there…I just have to dig harder.

  830. I hate making my own snow cones.

  831. aaahhhh! i shoudn’t of had that last fish!!

  832. MUST… EAT… LAST… SKITTLE!

  833. I am going to need to break the ice to get the fish

  834. darn Joe was right , my tongue will stick to ice

  835. Super Hero maker // February 11, 2010 at 2:35 pm // Reply

    five more minutes mom…………….OK im up IM UP.

  836. That Eskimo was soooo spicy!!! Oooo….cool my tongue! Much better!

  837. Yeah!!! A giant snow cone!

  838. my mouth is frozen open

  839. why did I bury that bone so deep.

  840. Geez Mom, can’t you let a polar bear sleep?

  841. my tuong is stuck to the ice HELP

  842. Allright! Come on out! We know you’re in there!

  843. whitennerdiest // February 10, 2010 at 7:48 pm // Reply

    I hate grandma’s seagull caserole

  844. Who needs fish? Snow is better. Way better…

  845. Is there even a fish under this ice? Or is it snow? Or is it ice? Oh i’m getting too old for this. *sigh*

  846. CODE RED! CODE RED! ABORT MISSION! I REPEAT, ABORT MISSION!!

  847. Gosh! I didn’t know Dairy Queen made them this big!!

  848. I can’t believe I ate the WHOLE thing!!!

  849. Hmmmm…. needs more salt

  850. Ry cheek iz stuck!

  851. That is good snow

  852. this might be a bad way stop going down the hill.

  853. OM NOM NOM!!!!!
    invisible fishie <:)

  854. I’d like to apply for the snow plow opening.

  855. Haven’t… Eaten… In five… Whole… Minutes!

  856. Die fishie Die!

  857. Hello? Hello? Is anybody there?

  858. Mom, I can’t get my tooth out !!! … Well try harder son.

  859. PU! The port-o-potty is frozen 15 ft. under ice!!!

  860. im eating my invisible penguin and fish

  861. Global warming is nearly killing me.

  862. Kleenex please!

  863. FOOD. WATER. ATMOPHERE!

  864. Another perfect day for a polar bear. Nothing acomplished.

  865. No wonder I cant get the fish I’m in a giant frozen waistland!!!!!!!

  866. I LOVE SNOW!!!!!!!!!!

  867. YAWNING!!!

  868. If I just get this tooth out maybe the toothfairy will give me a fish!

  869. BLECH!!! It probably wasn’t a good idea to eat that ice. [especialy if its yellow}

  870. almost as good as ice cream

  871. i wonder if this is ice or ground lets dig up the snow to find out.

  872. Somelamedude // February 9, 2010 at 11:59 am // Reply

    FISH!!! COME TO ME!!

  873. Man those moose were wrong! This doesn’t taste like Ice cream!

  874. My neck can’t twist this way!

  875. Man, I wish popsicles came in other flavors than vanilla!

  876. LEMONADE MY FAVORITE.

  877. I LOVE EATING yELLOW SNOW.

  878. Ow!This tooth ace is killing me!

  879. Too much SUN!!

  880. Oh my gosh,that guy was right!!!The ice does taste better than those fish!!!!!

  881. Turn off the sound on your camera,I am trying to sleep!

  882. This tastes kinda bland. But, it is free!

  883. America's Youngest Eagle Scout // February 8, 2010 at 4:32 pm // Reply

    Alright! Alright! I’m sorry! I guess that these long distance relationships never work out.

  884. Don’t Laugh, Dont Laugh I’ll get my tounge unstuck in a few secconds…I hope.

  885. Polar Bears Mother: Honey, you get down here, its freezin outside
    Polar Bear featured: one seccond Ma, my friends From B.L.are here!!!

  886. HEY! Stop knocking the ice!

  887. don’t play with your food.

  888. mom was late and now i’m eating an Icee

  889. capitoloftexas // February 7, 2010 at 8:19 pm // Reply

    I hate being the snow cone machine

  890. capitoloftexas // February 7, 2010 at 8:18 pm // Reply

    But mommy, I hate ice fishing. Can’t I go swimming with you?

  891. Mommy I dont like that medicine I think I’m going to puke!!!!!!!

  892. Remember, there’s a chesseburger under there…

  893. wake up time!!!!!!

  894. I don’t hnow where I am

  895. i am so sleepy and i am very hunger and cold

  896. I will get out of here sooner or later.

  897. Ooh! I wonder what flavor this this patch of yellow ice is!

  898. Five more minutes, mom!

  899. I’ll get you fishy!!!

  900. five more minutes mommy

  901. And yet another reason why you should NEVER stick your tongue on something cold….. poor Jimmy here learned it the hard way.

  902. must.get.fish.

  903. scout jokemaster // February 6, 2010 at 8:52 pm // Reply

    dang hilusinations again i need water

  904. my neck hurts but i am stuck

  905. Oh my gosh Bill! Are you stuck under there?!

  906. five more minutes mom

  907. Let me in!!!

  908. THEY SAID IT WOULDN”T STICK! WAIT TELL I GET MY PAWS ON THOSE BOZOS!

  909. This was the wrong size sock,so I must DESTROY it!!

  910. I’m hungry! The troop ran out of popsicles!I could eat the ground!

  911. I wish my mouth was bigger!

  912. Oh, there has to be a fish-cream sunday in here!

  913. Monkey madness // February 6, 2010 at 1:01 pm // Reply

    What happens when your tongue freezes on ice.

  914. i LOVE STRONG MEN…BUT LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO ME!{SOB!}

  915. wow an icecream wonder land!!!!!!!

  916. C`mon fish open your ice sheet I`m not going to eat you…at least not yet heh heh heh.

  917. clubpenguinguy // February 6, 2010 at 9:27 am // Reply

    Yummy! Cherry flavored fish.

  918. wait a minute this is not ice cream

  919. Man, this ice is thick! It’ll take FOREVER to make that olimpic swimming pool I wanted to dig.

  920. Some weird Guy // February 5, 2010 at 10:30 pm // Reply

    Can’t… finish… ice cream cone!

  921. “must. GET. SLEEP. NOW”

  922. ice actually tastes pretty good

  923. I’m so hungry

  924. I have to get that ice because the sonic down the road is closed!

  925. What I
    have to do to get water these days, sheesh

  926. ohhh! I am so hungry I could eat ice!!!

  927. PEE WEE !!! I found the fish !!! ( Please get my tounge unstuck !!!)

  928. Should of learned fom the guy on A Christmas Story

  929. That seal is here somewhere. I know it!

  930. Ugh… I thought that lemon snowcone didn’t taste right.

  931. Hey! Mr. Salmon! I only wanted to play!

  932. I knew I shoudn’t of taken those sleeping pills.

  933. Must……chase…….flea…..

  934. barrel o' laughs // February 4, 2010 at 7:37 pm // Reply

    Just a little more digging and I can grab that Wii!

  935. Why am I not still hibernating?

  936. charlie brown // February 4, 2010 at 6:25 pm // Reply

    hmmmm I guess your toung can also stick to icebergs to.

  937. Mmm, can I get cherry snow-cone flavor please? Anybody? Rats.

  938. Must…(grunt) get…(wheeze) speck…(gasp) of dust!!!

  939. Darn! He triple dog dared me!

  940. “So you can’t get your mouth around the world.”
    *drat*

  941. AwEsOmE PeRsOn // February 4, 2010 at 4:38 pm // Reply

    Yuck The seals said this icecream would tast better than this!

  942. were did you go fishy fishy//??? i thought you were in my hand fishy fishy:) ;0)

  943. come back to papa !!!!????!

  944. The Fish Is Rotten! So I Decided To Chew On This Ice!!!

  945. “Come on seal do I have to dig”

  946. That’s what I get for trying to juggle…

  947. It is trying to brush it’s teeth!

  948. now where did i drop my keys?

  949. Instead of chewing gum, chew on ice!

  950. I could have swore this was a seal when I started…

  951. my teeth are stuck!

  952. duke of earl // February 4, 2010 at 3:14 pm // Reply

    I envy humans,with their apposable thumbs and their little silver tools. they just make fishing look sooo easy. don’t they now?

  953. barrel o' laughs // February 4, 2010 at 2:46 pm // Reply

    Hufff Puffff!! Why are those math books so heavy?

  954. Frostbite: defenition- this

  955. wow 42 pounds lost and i am still to heavey

  956. Ooh ooh come on come on sooooo close!!!!!FIshy!You will be mine!!!!

  957. Oohh come on come on!Almost there!!!!

  958. i cant eat the ice cream

  959. This ice taste so good I could althere is in the world!

  960. yum. yummy. what flavor is this.

  961. this is “ground hog” day in the north pole it deffinetly saw its shodow

  962. i lovee ice soooo much i loveee too lickk iceeee!

  963. I am never eating 599 pounds of fish cream in a day again

  964. this ice is delicious.

  965. I like to eat cheese!!!!

  966. That bird sure is strong!Look what he did!!!:[

  967. Dang! Ice fishing is so hard these days!

  968. Snow tastes good, but my mouth isn’t big enough

  969. Mmmphh…Huh?Mom!Just let me finish.This is the best meal ever!

  970. I cant dig with my paws anymore so why not?

  971. this fish is sealed by some sort of frozen water

  972. i shouldn’t of eaten two pies.
    ooh, i’m going to throw up.

  973. all your teeth are dull.

  974. i think i’m nuts looking for that tooth

  975. my teeth are frozen!

  976. help!get that spider away from me!

  977. Hey! wher’d all the fish go this time?

  978. AAAAHHHH Even Pedro’s green ice cream tastes better than this stuff

  979. i think i broke my bones

  980. :)game boy778 // February 3, 2010 at 8:32 am // Reply

    I think he’s dreming he’s eating something

  981. I allmost got it uh.im so close must get the fish. so hungry

  982. Where did that fat seal go?

  983. Ok…I need some ice flakes for the seasoning.

  984. 5goldenrings // February 2, 2010 at 8:37 pm // Reply

    Who knew the BSA (Bear Scouts of Antartica) could be so exhausting?

  985. Gotta get those theeth sharp for eating walruses

  986. mom i just heard a song called another one bites the dust and i think i took it a little to seriuosly.

  987. Sleepy and hungry, bad combination

  988. im sorry i will ever do it again mom

  989. I didn’t have a very good sleep.

  990. Darn, I almost had that fish!!!

  991. I’m so embarrassed!

  992. yummmm this iz good

  993. LLLLL!! My tongue is stuck to the ice! LLLL!!

    • “son stop digging with your mouth”said mama bear.”mom I swear ican smell baby back ribs under the ice”.

  994. mom when can I get some sharp teeth?

  995. i’ll never,ever run in an artic footrace again!

  996. that’s the last time i eat yellow snow!

  997. another one bites the seal and another seal gone and another seal gone

  998. comedic dude // February 2, 2010 at 2:27 pm // Reply

    Do I see a chocolate bar…. with almonds!?!

  999. I am hilarious // February 2, 2010 at 2:12 pm // Reply

    I never should have tried that ski jumping!

  1000. Ice hockey is such a violent sport.

  1001. anonymous comedian // February 2, 2010 at 2:08 pm // Reply

    This is one HUGE snow cone!!

  1002. iskiforlaughs // February 2, 2010 at 2:07 pm // Reply

    Puff puff! Running to get that bobsleigh started REALLY makes a guy tired!

  1003. I knew i shouldnt of stuck my tounge to the ice but he triple dog dared me to

  1004. oooookay, i think i should trade holes with that guy.

  1005. HELP I’M TRAPPED!!!… or is it the other way around?

  1006. The new definition of “frostbite”

  1007. this ice is hard… so why am I eating it?

  1008. barrel o' laughs // February 1, 2010 at 6:53 pm // Reply

    I must be on a football team… what a way to bite the dust!

  1009. I know there’s a fish under this ice somewhere

  1010. I gotta whiten my teeth!

  1011. mom i almost found china

  1012. I gona gt you out ma!!!!

  1013. oops!droped my fish! :0

  1014. Geez, this seal hole froze very fast! Ah!!! My tooth is stuck!! Hey… I like the taste of ice!!

  1015. I think my nose is stuck!!!

  1016. GOSH DARN!!!! I hate it when the water freezes on mE!

  1017. this polar bear has a MAJOR snoring problem

  1018. Outdoorsman99 // February 1, 2010 at 4:00 pm // Reply

    All of a sudden, snow seems like an excellent meal.

  1019. When polar bears dream of riding giant fish.

  1020. so THIS is why Mama said don’t lick the ice

  1021. GET BACK HERE FISH!!!

  1022. GET BACK HERE FISH!!!

  1023. Come here ya fishy!!!!!!!!!

  1024. i need a break right pedro?

  1025. Why did you punch me?

  1026. dude this is awesome but the only problem is my lips our stuck

  1027. Hello fishies come to papa

  1028. Last night I dreamed I ate the biggest ice cream scoop in the world an I woke up to find a chunk of snow missing!!

  1029. HELP!!! My nose is stuck to the ice!!!

  1030. Where did my marshmallows go?

  1031. Where did my snow cone go?

  1032. drbywinnr101 // January 31, 2010 at 6:15 pm // Reply

    Tell the truth. Do you think I’m good enough to make the winter olympics?

  1033. He must be dreaming about that cheeseburger again.

  1034. I realy hope that the tooth sharpening doctor was right about this… for his own sake

  1035. Hey!!! Wheres my fish?!!Give me my fish!!!

  1036. Top Scout #1 // January 31, 2010 at 2:55 pm // Reply

    There’s fluffy having another dream about food again.

  1037. Top Scout #1 // January 31, 2010 at 2:52 pm // Reply

    I’ll never leave the ground as long as I live.

  1038. Top Scout #1 // January 31, 2010 at 2:51 pm // Reply

    Can you hear me!!!!

  1039. yummy snow cone:)

  1040. gold!!! i fond gold!! i`m rich!! if i could get past the ice!!

  1041. Bad fish (choke) I should have stuck to seals.

  1042. Can some obe scratch my Back while I enjoy mu munchie

  1043. Man! I can’t belive my jaws got stuck in the ice!

  1044. MOM I TOLD YOU I DIDN’T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL I DON’T WANT TO GO

  1045. Man, and i thought my breathe stunk!

  1046. darn! the seal meat isn’t here either.

  1047. i’m just digin to china

  1048. “snore SNORK!?” huh whre am I and why was I trying to bite the ice!?!?

  1049. this is the hardest merit badge requirement ever!

  1050. ok,i dropped my quarter somewhere around here.

  1051. We ran out of food and my mama says I can’t go past the back yard so I’m go make a short cut to the water. Wow…Wow… The ice is to hard!

  1052. i wonder if seals hibernate under ice…

  1053. Dude please come back. I just need some food!

  1054. Yummy! Is this Polar Ice Flavor! 🙂

  1055. one more bite of water, please mom

  1056. mmmmm the earth is tasty!

  1057. What!!! I left my chicken leg and it becomes a frozen dinner!

  1058. Ohhhhhh…I can’t believe I ate the WHOLE thing

  1059. dont eat yellow snow

  1060. manyjumpingbeans // January 30, 2010 at 4:15 pm // Reply

    Anybody down there? Ok, i’ll go get help!

  1061. tons and tons…vanilla ice cream…so good…MORE,MORE,MORE!!!

  1062. that baby seal put up a good fight …..

  1063. i cant seem to get my mouth on the ice

  1064. ahhh!!!!!! where did my paw go !?!?

  1065. just….one……more…..lick……

  1066. my friend dared me to touch my mouth to the ice and i’m stuck

  1067. Someone get the bucket. Please!

  1068. this is the most fresh ice cream ever!

  1069. now,if i can get a start on this snow, i’ll be at the south pol in no time!

  1070. next time i go ice fishing,i’m going to use an auger.

  1071. NOOOO! Of course I didn’t listen to mom! Don’t eat the YELLOW ice SHE said!!!

  1072. get up and go // January 30, 2010 at 12:34 pm // Reply

    THIS ISN’T THE END OF IT SEAL!!! I WILL EAT YOU!!!…ONE DAY!!!
    HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

  1073. The proffesor // January 30, 2010 at 11:34 am // Reply

    Buddy the bear takes on his own shadow……. LOL

  1074. Awwwwww! My first hot hot dog burned!!!

  1075. DANG fish come back here!!! All i want is some dinner!

  1076. I think I can I think I can……..

  1077. WHERE’S LUNCH!! I NEED LUNCH!! OH LOOK I GUESS I COULD IT THIS.

  1078. Oh_Buckeye2000 // January 30, 2010 at 6:10 am // Reply

    AARGH! My Ipod lost the signal again!

  1079. Sleepy,sleepy time.

  1080. Brain Freeze!

  1081. So this s how you make shaved ice for snowcones

  1082. Come on! This is supposed to wok! I think I read the manuel right.

  1083. So.. So.. So thirsty….

  1084. Mmmm… SNOW! I HAD NO IDEA I WAS EATING THAT, I THOUGHT I WAS EATING A POPCICLE! Oh well.

  1085. hay bud ill get you out dont worry

  1086. stinky cheese // January 29, 2010 at 8:19 pm // Reply

    I shouldn’t have stayed up so late!

  1087. stinky cheese // January 29, 2010 at 8:18 pm // Reply

    yummy ice!

  1088. stinky cheese // January 29, 2010 at 8:14 pm // Reply

    5 more muinites mom… please!

  1089. stinky cheese // January 29, 2010 at 8:13 pm // Reply

    not monday!

  1090. stinky cheese // January 29, 2010 at 8:12 pm // Reply

    ouch

  1091. Oh no! Global warming is taking over! Save the ice!

  1092. “So itchy! I should NOT have trusted those eskimos!”

  1093. Cool guy 101 // January 29, 2010 at 7:26 pm // Reply

    “ahhh don’t try this yellow snow… YUCK”

  1094. Kaskasia Pack 37 Bears // January 29, 2010 at 6:18 pm // Reply

    What? No Chocolate Ripple?

  1095. Darn it! I lost a fingernail.

  1096. ElkGroveScout // January 29, 2010 at 5:43 pm // Reply

    Is this all there is for dinner?

  1097. Hang on buddy!I’m comin’

  1098. Food! I need FOOD!!!!!!! Hey ice is not FOOD!!! Well… I need food!

  1099. Klondike Kevin // January 29, 2010 at 5:04 pm // Reply

    “I’ll count – you hide. ONE…”

  1100. Blak! I have GOT to get that taste of human out of my mouth!

  1101. yummy ice cream!

  1102. Where’s my seal jerky? It was right here three months ago went I laid down for my nap.

  1103. I knew I should have listened when Mom said my face would freeze this way!

  1104. “Aw man, I’m hungry hey I know I’ll eat ice cream”
    (reaches for snow).

  1105. The great one // January 29, 2010 at 3:53 pm // Reply

    I find this stuff hard to chew.

  1106. I triple dog dare you to touch the ice with your mouth open!

  1107. Hey! This isn’t vanilla ice cream! Why does Mother Earth lie to me so?

  1108. Momma told me my *tongue* might get stuck, but I didn’t know it could happen my nose, too!

  1109. Catoosa Pack 172 // January 29, 2010 at 3:01 pm // Reply

    Augh…All there very is…IS SNOW! SNOW, and more SNOW!!!

  1110. yawn–spring already

  1111. Help! My tongue stuck to the ice.

  1112. I’m so tired of ice cream for dinner …

  1113. “Aw, Come on! All I wanted was a bit of snow. And this is what I get. I knew I should have stayed home!”

  1114. My freind told me about what they did to the ice.(Two peaple were camping out in the artic and one guy spilt all the food and drinks!)

  1115. My freind told me about what they did to the ice.(To peaple were camping out in the artic and one guy spilt all the food and drinks!)

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