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hi feller, wanna buy a boat?
Laughing all the way to the bank
I wanted to be Moana. The sea is a nincompoop. They did not choose me!!!
Hey man, got some extra duct tape?
Sup dude
Giddy up boat maybe I should have listened to my wife and took a nice cruise instead of that weird humans boat.
Just sunbathing. Hey how would you like to see the inside of my stomach?
Hey there, how’s it going? Would ya mind giving me a push?
Excuse me sir, but are you using that arm of yours? You can get really hungry sitting in a boat all day.
do I have to get out, I just bearly got started
LAND HO!!! oh sorry I mean, WATER HO!!!!
Hello! Do you like my boat? I got it for free, all I had to do was eat the humans (they were delicious btw)
Can we go on the lake together?
Great spa day, huh?
you need to sign up for the cruise ship?
I really like this one
Want a ride?
Im leaving with my pals clark and sacagewea in 20 minutes!
Was this your boat?
Wanna hop in?
Looks like it’s time to go fishing!
Where’s my paddle…?
Come on crew!
You wanna know what happened to the humans? Well…..I might have eaten them two years ago:).
I know you told me not to scratch your boat, but…
hey guys fishin boat bring your fishing rod and umm a motor?
My boat broke
Help me
Hey honey, look what I bought.
I thought they said the high tide was coming soon???!!!!
Anybody wanna go fishin’?
get me a fishing rod and i’ll be ready to go
cheap rent.
uh, a little help ya human
look at my sweet ride!!!!!!!!!
Ahh. A boat I’ll get out of here in no time.
Hey, where’s that outboard motor? I need to go fishing.
Please give me a fishing rod! I’m hungry.
I know! It’s so cool! I don’t even need to get wet and I can get a good salmon in minutes!
AAAH…THIS IS THE LIFE MAN!!!
Hey there good looking. CHOMP!
Like my new best friend!!!
ah..life
How about a shove!?
wow i caught a big one!
ready to go fishing?
can someone push me? because I need to be in the water to fish.
Mind lending me a paddle or two
Can you get me a new boat????!!
This is MINE.
let’s go fishing!
If you take one more step towards my boat… I’m gonna go bear-zerk on you.
fancy bears fish like so
Just Chillin!
All ready for a day at the lake!
Um… can you give me a push?
City Bear: Wait, the boat needs to be in the water?
Country Bear: DUHHHHHHH! Justin.
i never cot a fish =-[
I need a buddy and a PFD and I’m good to go!
Neh neh neh neh neh! You can’t catch me!
How about giving me a push?
I just want a fishing rod!!
This boat is unbearably rusty.
Hey man, be cool. Be cool.
“Sorry! I already marked my territory. I couldn’t help it! Hey, you did say you were getting a new boat. No hard feelings???”
are you my mommy
Being stranded is un-bearable!
Do you MIND? I’m trying to take a nap, here.
someone was going fishing in a boat named Titanic. I ate them. And the fish.
Would you mind? I’m taking a bath.
Ah. What a lovely day.
wait, what?! what is this?
I can’t catch any fish i wonder why?
Wanna go canoeing!
I bought it on e-bay for 10 cents!
Yeah… about them fish…Hic!
It’s like the Titanic, guaranteed to sink!
It’s pretty comfortable really… join me?
my new second hand boat!
grrr where’s the motor?!?! WHERE?!?!?!?!
how’s it hangin
Got a paddle?
PUSH ME IN WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can I have the paddle now?
Not a road trip! A lake trip, hop in!
you said we could go fishing today
are you comeing? we are fishing!
Uh sir, the lakes the other way
No more standing in the river for me!!!
Hey there…. oh you want this boat back?
Not a chance!
sup bro!
Just fishing here…
Just chilling
QUICK, Goldilocks is getting away!!!
I left it here and came back to this
So dad when, when can we go fishing?
Well this is emBEARassing!
You think you want it eeh?
the wether forcast said it would flood
it lied!!!
I tought these things floated
Row, row, row, your bear, gently down the stream! What, did you say BEAR!
What ya lookin at Willis, I’m taking a bath here.
Hey! Can someone give me a push
did rabbit get cold and take the fur off the boat and the paddles, wait and where’s the dock he took that too, this reminds me of goldilocks when I was a kid, says bear
Hey give me back my oars
Need a ride?
I was hoping too use that on the water today but the way things are looking for me I won’t be able to
I was hoping to use this
I don’t always go boating… But when I do, I use the rustiest boat I can find. Stay hungry my Cubs!
I’ve been waiting for you!
Isn’t this great! we can do boaty stuff in here
we going fora ride or what?
Can someone give me a push????
… and the fisherman just gave me it the second I saw him! He was nice! I’ll try it again!
Hey I might have a career with this stuff
It was un-bear-able to come uo with a caption for this.
Look! A salmon! Yo, push me in. I’m too lazy!! Whadda you starin’ at?? Push me!
Just 9 more………….. Years.
” I think this boat has got a little to old for this kind of stuff & so have I”.
You comin’?
Just got back form Bearmuda triangle
Catching salmon with your hands is a lot less fun than this!
One buck and this boat (or hat) is yours! The catch? The buck has to be the deer kind.
Just steal some food from the other boat docks and I’ll let you take this out for a spin!
This may be a moldy, dirty, rusty old home, but it’s my moldy…old…whatever I said!
I know what you’re thinking, and yes, I have a boating license.
where’s my water?!
Built this myself, you like?!
I’m off the Bearmuda Triangle!
don’t worry about a fishing pole for me… I love jumpin in
Hey guys I got a new bed.
Um…Sir…I got shipwrecked…Where is the nearest Starbucks?
Yo, just hanging.
Hope this can still float
lets get some fish
But walking is sooooooo hard and boring! Now help me push this back into the water.
Come on in the waters Fine!
Mom! I’m stuck! Mom! Mommy, I’m stuck!
“Yeah, whaddya you want? I’m tryin’ ta get this darn boat back in the water!”
I was fishing and I caught some fish, but I ate all of them.
I am riding in a boat
This is your boat now.
Thanks for the ride 😛
bearly tryin
bearly tryin there coming to me
havin the fish come to me
Suuuupppp. Duuuudddeee.
Just Chilling
Welcome to my crib
Just another old day sitting in my boat.
My boat! Not your boat, MY boat!
Come here little rabbit, come ride with me. Just a little closer…
Bearly chilling
Hey Boo-boo, want to go catch some picnic fish
I think my boat has a leak
hey you can you help me catch some fish? Why not? sure.
welcome to my summer aboat
wait i thought my police cover this !?!
Ahh! I love going boating
How’s it goin’ chumps!
Apparently, there is a new way to catch fish without using claws.
wanna go fishing?
salmons up
whats up doc
Only you can prevent being beached.
i want to go fishin too
OOPS i DRUNK ALL THE WATER
You like my ride?
A big, boasting bear in a bad, brown boat!
Who said a bear ain’t got swag?
You left the boat here for me right?
whats up, do you like my boat
sorry cubmaster it started leaking so i had to come to shore
Would you happen to own a motor and some rust remover?
Hey there honey, I’d love to show you around my lake.
Step away from the boat and no one gets hurt
sup guys
I’m on land because if I was in the water I would sink.
Hey, dude could ya spare a row?
Caught anything, boys?
ima goin fishin today!
I’ll just stay here they wont look for me here.
Someone push me….PLZ!!
They see me row’in they hat’in
Now how do I get this in the water?
Wait what do you mean its over-priced? I’m a bear, I need to make a living… what did you expect it was going to be?
42$ a ride
ive been waiting for 6 years and still no volunteers
“Duh, I’m not on the lake.”
I`ll go rowing
ok! who’s ready for sailing? #big papa
I’m not going to move.
Hello human it’s for sale, wait! come back I’m a salesman bear
you forgot the fishing poles!
FINALLY IT IS THE DAY FOR SUMMER FISHING
This is no Luxury Cruise #Nothappy
Ahhhh, such a relaxing boat ride! In fact, it feels like I’m not moving at all!
Look at my boat bro….. want a ride?
Like my boat? P.S. it’s better than yours!
I wonder how to turn this hot tub on!
this hot tub is not working
Are ya comin’ bro?
I should have checked with Priceline before I booked this cruise.
You might want to consider a toilet.
opppps! My bad, I forgot to tell you, I’m coming with you.
How do you use this hot tub?
Do you have an oar?
can you push me in!/ don’t I look like a brave explorer?
Can you be quiet? I’m trying to sleep! Weeee!!!!
no time to explain, just get in.
get in, sit down, shut up.
so this is how humans fish…
Now how do I get the fish?
So much for a luxury cruise…
whats the hold up?
now how do I get it to sail
“Dang! Crashed AGAIN!”
My mother warned me about getting grounded. For some reason, it happened and it made my day!
Mom said I’d get grounded if I did this…
Wait a second, this was meant for water?
This… wold make… an awesome… fort!
Apparently, this bear wants to go fishing!
I expect my money back. That was a horrible canoe.
Boy, was that a nice meal…..no claws, fur, or fangs…….just pink and soft.
Row row row you’re rust gently down the land.
So that’s $5 for a one-way trip across the lake, $10 for a round trip, and an extra $15 for Bear Boat’s “No Eating Humans” guarantee.
Hop in, but the only problem is it wont move LOL
What’s up?
Hop in, darling! Rarrr!
Can you bring a wrecking ball, drop it at the end, and make the boat a catapulte?
Can you give me a push?
ahh good morning… wait, what am i doing in this strang looking thingy
Um, yeah, I was a stowaway in Noah’s Ark…
Honey, I need to borrow the boat for a weekend. I’m going to see my cousin Chewbacca.
Bear: I hope you have a bear-proof container!
dont worry my feet plugged up all the leaks.
Richard!!!! Did you come to push me off?????
So, are ya comin’ or what?
Did you bring my fries?
Well,are you commen’ or not?
“Don’t worry. I’m on a diet. I’m only 546 pounds!”
Can’t wait to fix this old boat up and go for a ride out on BEAR LAKE.
Finally I’ve been waiting ages for someone to take me fishing
sup,dudes?
You’ll have to bear with me. We seem to have a teensy weensy drought.
WHAT?! Maximum weight 500 pounds?! Oh heck no, I’m relaxing and I’m not gettin outta here
Yep I just bought of da internetts
I better try land first since I sunk the bot last time
That boat trip was un-bear-able.
What, just because you have a cool boat it means you can’t share anymore? Jeez
so,you ready.
I wanna go tubing! I wanna go tubing!
Today, I’ve decided to be human!
Just taking a bath.
Hey pa’ look what i founed.
it’s mine
Rats! I thought it was a hot tub
Want to go fishing bro?
Those humans leave behind the best stuff!
(Ahhh bear)….. See son (says papa bear) this is what happens when bears get boating lessons
Why can’t a bear have some relaxation time.
Hey, could you give me a lift? I would do it myself, but
i’m a bear.
Best day ever! They left all of their FOOD in here!
Wats up bro? I’m Goin’ fishing bear style
Just another day at the beach.
A little birdy told me you guys were fishing today.
Deadliest catch,look out cause here I come!
I was fishing but my boat crashed can you help me
what are you lookin at
what are you lookin at
this how you fish???
Now I can go further and get more fish!
come on dad how long does it take to to get live minos
“You wanna go fishing?”
Sup dude want to go on a boat ride with me?
dont be chicken, push me off
who is pushing off
You are not invited to be in my skiff
OH,NO! DON’T TAKE MY PUT-PUT CORCE!
Oh, yea. I meant to get stuck in the boat. (Can you please help me get out?)
Hey let’s go fishing. I’m hungry
Yo man want to go fishing?pleasssse I’m hungry!
Shoulda seen her before I fixed her up…
just chillin…HEY,
what you lookin at.
Hey you got change? No? Scram!!
Find a boat they said. It will get you off the island they said.
Alright i’m in the boat do you have the equipment?
“Why am I riding this boat on land?”
Hey Baby, ya wanna run away with me?
Where is the water???
Do you know where the oars are?
Sup’ bro?
Did I brush my teeth, you ask? Come here and see.
I’m hungry! What’s for lunch?
When do we start fishing?
Well, looks like were havin’ leftovers again!
Hey! Gimmie back those oars!
I lost my boat so I bought this one!
Shes a real beauty
“Are we gonna go boating or what”
Hot tub!
Give me all your salmon ’cause I scout-napped your SPL!
I can tell that’s photo edit.
I’m smarter than the average bear.
What, it’s all I could afford !
This fish is too big, instead of eating it,I’ll live in it!
Ahhhhh the bear necessities
You wanna hang? Come on! I even brought sodas!
mommy can you push my boat
He is the most interesting bear in the world
Hey honey, can you get me a honey-coconut shake?
I just caught some fish, but a paranah ate my boat.
lets go fishing….kaplonk
marooned…here on Gilligan’s isle!!!!!
Lets go fishing, I’m starving!
AHHH THIS IS THE LIFE
What u waitin for? Don’t u want to go fishin
where’s the fish?
I thought you said you were paddling
this is bear-ily what I’d call a boating trip
Welcome to the modern version of hunting! If only I had some oars…
Let’s go on a cruise!
Finally!! Home at last.
you wanna go for a ride?
I’m going to go fishing for our dinner.
Where are the oars?
Whos ready to catch some fish?
hellooooooo paradise!!!!
I am sailing off.
Okay push me off.
I fished this out!
Let’s go fishing!
Can someone push me?
Wanna go fishing? I know a beary good spot! Hey, anyone have any oars?
Anyone for salmon?
Why am I not going anywhere?
You should brush more often!
That was a nice dinner hun! 🙂
Stop taking pictures of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DARN! I should have got insurence!
Sittin’ in my toilet… Ya, I’m sittin’ in my toilet.
coming for a ride, beautiful?
Can you help me push off?
where did all the water go ranger?
Daddy,hurry up
I can escape hunting season here!
hey guys i got this boat to go fishing the way those puny humans do it!
go get me a repairman
I got a great deal
hey where did the water go
Hey babe! want to go for a ride?
I was trying for the canoeing merit badge, but I got in the wrong boat and ran aground……… now I’m going for the mechanics merit badge… *embarrassed bear face*
Nice hot tub right?
time for lunch already
What are you looking at? I’m just hanging out in this comfortable boat I found!
Yo man, lets pick up chicks in THIS hot ride
Join me on the voyage of the SS. Hony on its quest to catch fish!!! We also seve humans at dinner to make them a welcome adittion to our internal sides… LOL
soooo, anybody want to give a push, or how bout some oars.
“Need a ferry, mate?”
“Before I set off, I must get some bear-claws at the bakery”
This looks beary good on me.
I’m here for the sea-related merit badges… Is that a granola bar?!?
I have a hole in my boat, dear Liza, dear Liza
“Take the photo, guys! I can’t bear a smile for so long!”
looking good captain.
A bear? I thought you said there was a LEAK in the boat!
What are you waiting for lets go fishing
I know it’s a little beat up, but hey, I got cheap, and It’s better than just sitting and waiting for the fish.
Sorry Smokey no more room.
hey!Thats my boat!
But Will It Float?
really …believe me…it still floats
Who cares if it’s old! As long as it looks good on me, it’s my ride.
I need a newer one. Right?
something beary fishy going on around here
Hey why are you looking at me? Its a bear takeing a bath, don’t you see that everyday?
C’mon! Get in da boat! You said ya’ll wanted ta go fish’n!
oooh a mini titanic hey wheres the bathroom???????????????????????????????????
I have been waiting for 2 years, are you coming or not?!!
Just chillin…
don’t forget the pic-a-nic basket boo boo
Little privacy, please?
When I go fishing, I go fishing!
Like my canoe,tasty scout!
arrrrrrrrr
I’m just gonna barrow this for a wile…
Wow you guys finally found me. It has been like all winter.
Deal With it!
All I need is a paddle and I’m off!
I don’t normally eat honey and fish, but when I do…
It’s a stereo type ya’ know!! Bears don’t just want the picnic basket!!!
just chiling after fishing in this place
Where did all the fish go
“What up, Bro?!”
sup’
You are 5 minutes late for our picnic!
I’m going for a nice, rusty ride.
Care to join me?
They’ll never catch me now!
Iz be swamped
Man, Do you see the condition this thing is in. I Had to do something.
Ya come here often?
I was hungry so I ate the capitan now I want fish
Why do you think that I know where the fish are?
(Scout Master): I have been here for an hour I’m so hungry!
(ME): Here have a snickers.
Don’t tell me you forgot the bait!
Come on let’s go!
Did you forget the oars AGAIN?
don’t you know that boat is broken?
this is how dem humans fish
Hmm, I’ve never fished on sand before.
Want a lift? I got a pretty sweet ride!
The captain fell overboard and i don’t know how to drive this thing
I’ve been fishin wit dis boat since 1982. Ahh….who needs mouths when it’s much easier to just slide in da water and stab da dang fish.
Hey, the fish are biting today… or was that me?
I outgrew my standard bathtub.
.. It’s not what it looks like
what a lousy bed
who you looking at? you left it here.
I can’t bear fishing without you!!!! LOL
Call me baby!!!
Um, I think it has a leak.
Please come with me I can’t BEAR fishing alone!
take me fishing
Paparazzi, come on over!
im tired of fishing with just my paws
Bear says “Well you left it here, i mite as well try modern fishing.”
Oy! Push me in! NOW!!!!
Okay, I fit. Now, to get in the water. Alone, no pushys.
yup the boat is right now rub some sunscreen on my back
I’m tired of using my hands and mouth to catch fish . . . time to get serious!
Yup just another normal day in the boat.
“Alright! So what else for the canoeing merit badge”?
You gonna give me a push?
Hey guys! Check out my sweet boat!! Can I have an ocean now?
Sup! Just out in my boat.
They see me Rollin’, they hatin’ hate me so much that they try to catch me fishing outta season
Would you get me a fishing pole?Pleassseee
Hey babe, want a ride?
come on, I been waiten for ya let’s go fishin
ok
I’m a bear scout!
Fishing anyone
Come on boo boo, we’ve got to get that pic-a-nic basket!
THIS IS A NICE ……UH……WHAT IS THIS THING ANYWAY???
May I eat some more of the boat?
Just cuz im using a boat to catch salmon, doesnt mean im cheating!
Row row row your Ummm….rust bucket?
So, you come here often
ohi,I thought you would NEVER come!
“Sup ladies”
yo guys want to go fishing in my new boat, I got it for free.
I don’t think this boat will work, maybe I’ll just sit here… HEY what are you doing.
fishing time! Cillaxing in my boat
Are we boating or what?
Hey, don’t look at me like that! This is my moment!
If I could only get this beauty into the water…
just sailing at bear creek
Smokin’ at the docks, wait is this your boat?
Here’s what the bear is thinking,”This boat is bear/bare!”
What, I can’t swim?
Hey dude ,so is this how (HUMANS) catch fish in this thing?
check out my new boat! anyone for fishing? Guys? Where’s everyone gone?
these guys need a new boat!
Rats! I forgot my fishing pole!
”come on come on we do not have all day”
Too late! I called shot-gun!
And get my hat and the sun-screen, would ya!
Your right, turn this thing over and it would make a nice den!
And grab the water ski’s too, will ya!
hey! where did the oars go?!?
want a ride?
I take a short nap and this is what happens!
hey guys! look at my new car!
He got tired of getting his feet wet all the time
I’m joining the Cub Scouts!
off to see the wizard
Someone join me. I can’t BEAR to go alone
So honey i made dinner ; )
this is my boat
give me a push will’ya ??
Dude give me a push I going to go fishing.
I wonder if I can use boats on land.
I went to go fishing but there were no fish and it was shallow water
Ok, Im ready for my picture!
What are you looking at.
I need some bait
Before I go fishing, can I borrow some sun block?
bear grylls style
just chillin in the old land boat
I fish in style
I’m off to find new lands!
SUPRISE !!!!!
tiny ship is stuck because of my clumsines
DANG IT I’VE BEEN SHIPWRECKED
This is what I get for trying to buy a boat on craig’s list
GONE FISHI’N
(almost)!
Land Ho
This thing bear-ly floats!
Can someone just give me a push?
Hey guys! I got a boatarriy!
Something smells fishy around here.
You put a hole in my boat man! Not cool.
Here little fishy. . .
Talk about budget cuts in the fishing industry!
I think,he(she)is pretending to be captain hook.
could you give me a little push
Bears like fish so why dosent he go fishing.
Just chillin’… 😉
Helllllooooo Ladies!
welp i think his boat is shipwrecked!!!!
It was dirt cheap!… It looked better in the advertisement, though…
I lile it
Do I make this boat look big?
bear overboard!
Bears like to catch fish, but here’s how I do it!
Smoky The Bear is into water preservation now.
Let’s go fishing!
Hey guys, want to go fishing?
Before we go fishing, are you sure you brought food if we don’t I’m gonna eat you!
Even though I am a bear, it doesn’t mean I can’t go fishing in a boat like you humans
Didn’t you catch any fish in this?
Sorry, this boat is taken
Lets go fishing dad.
If I get wet I’ll be a drizzly bear
I think my ride needs a new paint job!!!
So, are you going to get this thing in the water or what?
I don’t always row boats, but when I do, I do it with my “bear” paws.
I will sail across the world . But I need a little push
why am I not moving? WHY? WHY?
just chillin’ in my new boat
check out my sweet ride
Aww man I forgot the oars!
barry did you forget the oars again.
whats up you guys ready for fishing derby?
Im gonna try making it across this swamp but first i need to get the weights out of here.
STAY AWAY from MY boat!
Give me a push!
I’m tired of having to catch fish the hard way! So why not use a boat?
Redy to go fishing?
worm you spelled ready wrong
Hey! Why did the scouts run the other way? I just wanted a ride.
Poo bear can’t swim so I gave him this for a Christmas gift but he dose not it dose not float
This is my limousine, and you are taking me across the lake.
It looks like clear sailing ahead.
I’ve been in this boat since I was born, and I ain’t leaving till I die, incase you were wondering I’ve been here over 300 bear years.
I was once told to stay away from bears, but this is a perfect example of how friendly they are. Just look at him, siting in a boat saying “Come on in, the waters just fine (or at least it was till I ate it)”.
i wish i could swim because i know this old thing ant going to float
just chill’n in the ol’ landboat
Just chill’n in the old land boat
Where’s all the fish?!?
For some reason, the fish aren’t biting.
Anyone want to explore a new island with me? Or help me paint my boat? Anyone?!
Salmon anyone????
…ok. I fish, you push the boat in. but FIRST please get me a GOOD BOAT THIS TIME!!!
MY CARS NOT WORKING!!!!!!!!!
To Do List:
1. catch fish
2. eat fish
3. chase human
Anyone want to go on a boat ride?
hi i will work for fish or a cave and give me a good boat
Well, looks like we need to bring it to the shop……………Again
Help it’s the TITANIC anybody, KELP?
Well thank you, but uh… there’s no fish in here.
Hey guys! I found a faster way to catch fish!
why don’t any humans ever want to go canoeing with me
Got fish?
weres the scouts with the fishing rods
Who needs those fancy polar bear barges?
So… You guys come here often?
I can’t BEAR this new bed!
going fishing, boy scout style!
I’m waiting for my wife she said she went to get the worms and will be right back!
I love this hot tub!!
”Push me!”
Hey guys, welcome to my crib!
LET’S Go FISHIN’ ! I’M TIRED!
I thought I might as well practice for the 2016 Rio Olympics.
I just can’t bear to get my paws wet while fishing!
,..and for my next hunt, I will use an airplane to catch birds!
There was water a year ago!!!
Why can’t I get moving?
where is the water?
Awe I thought we were going fishing.
Hey, need a lift? Hop in and relax, but whatever you do, don’t scratch the paint.
All ashore that’s going to shore
i know, its not much, but, hey, it floats!
im ready when you are
I got a boat for Christmas! Looks great!
Lets go fishing,NOW.
Now its basically ”my” boat.
Oh, hello! I wasn’t expecting any one, want Cola!
Did the bear have to get a boat?
The fish swam right through the hole in my boat ! What an insult!!!!!!
Oh here goes dad about ”bonding over fishing”.
This thing bearly floats!
grab the fishing poles,the nets,and the tackle box. We’re going fishing.
But mom I’m still hungry!
So this is what it’s like to be a human…
I was hoping this was the boat of a fisherman.
hey there mother bear… want a ride?
Rub a dub dub theirs a bear in the tub
I love this life
Can I ride this sunken ship ?
They got the fox and chicken feed to the other side, but they forgot and left the chicken here all alone!
Your late, I thought we were going out at 6 a.m.
Well… now I know where my boat is!
How you doing? I’m Captin Bearington.
I saw some guys in a boat and I went in the boat with them. For some reason they ran away.
I wanna go too!
Just bear with me little fish I think the STOVE is that way!!!
lets go i got to be home by 5:00 lets go chop chop
Anchors away?
What’s up? Wanna’ swim? Maybe we can barbeque! Bear with me, man. I don’t know what to choose.
“I was just gonna go catch some fish!”
What’s up fella?
ship wrecked
What up ladies?
like my boat?
I’m never going swimming again!
Get on the ss black bear
“I guess we aren’t going fishing today”
well there’s your problem
Okay Cub Scouts, get in the boat
I used to be a polar bear…then I went in this boat and got a tan
Hey! I wanted a high quality boat on high tide, not a low quality boat on low tide!
Where on earth did the water go!
welcome aboard honeybear cruise lines
Oops, fergotz to getz a newz coatz of paintz on my boatz! (and myz grammerz tooz)
Rub-a-dub-dub, it’s a bear in a tub!
Whether the boat floats isn’t your biggest problem…
Just bear with me guys, I’ll be back in an hour.
GRAB YOUR ROCKS! SHARPEN YOUR TEETH! WERE GOING FISHING!!!!!
Ya, hows it goin’. Oh, do you need your boat back?
Hey, I need a shove
Just hop in and bring some paddles, too.
did you forget the oars?
Hey, boat here often
Are we in LA yet?
there is a bear. he likes fish like all bears,but he gets them fresh!
Have you seen
The ores
Wuss up
Well well well look who’s here… Bear!!!!
I don’t always fish, but when I do I use a fishing pole that I got from a fisherman.
Remember kids never make holes in your boat!
Journal Entry 12 2/21/25
Still stuck on the island. I need food!
Going fishing, wanna come?
will some one PLEASE get me a better boat
CAN YOU PUSH ME IN SIR?
dude ready to go fishing
How do I steer this thing???
With this no fish will ecape me.
This is how real bears get to the fish.
I call it Titanic.
I’m ready for Northern Teir.
I couldn’t bear to see this boat go to waste!
Do I smell flesh?
HEY! I”M TAKING MY YEARLY BATH, HERE!
now i can get more fish
And they said the boating merit badge was hard to get!
This is better than getting my paws wet!
The Rowing Merit Badge Counselor is a real bear.
where’s the water?
you got any fish i could “have”
Sorry I fell asleep in a boat last night and now I’m kind of um stuck
I love my new lounge chair.
hop in!
just enjoying the day by the lake
oh wait let me get that fish first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE, give me some FOOD before I leave!!
A little privacy!!!
Hey, could you be doll and give me a push?
sure I’ll take you across the pond, but it will cost you big time.
The paddles are missing!
sup, want to take a ride?
Let’s go fishin’.
I sprung a leak and blew an engine
time to go again
I always knew bears would take eating fish to the next level, but this?
I do not always lay here
but when I do It is for no reason
one second I was eating my fish
and the next I am sitting in a dried up boat on shore
I hope the 2,0000 pound bear dose not sink.
I wish I could go fishing.
papa bear: ahhhhh. i have always had memories of catching fish in a boat. i started when i was just about your age, little bear!
little bear: uggg! here we go with one of dads boring stories! (sarcastically) yayyy!
papa bear: well, back in the olden days,…
hey, what you looking at? I the best seat the house, or boat that is.
I need this boat because I’m a beary bad swimmer.
No humans want to fish with me!
Hey buddy, get into the boat. No questions.
Can’t wait to show the rest of the bear cubs my boating merit badge!
Just taking a Paws on the side of the river.
Looks like I’m going fishing
Hey why isn’t this thing moving! I saw the other guy do it why can’t I?!
Up for some early morning fishing anybody?
Hmm… how do you move this thing?
And now boating school with the bear.
whats up?
This is now my boat ‘kay?
Yo MAN YOU WANNA HANG OUT?
Whats up bro
Just bearing the ship sir.
If your going fishing you’ll need an expert like me.
I’m going to have a rusty ride in the water!!
YOU COMIN OR WHAT
the winds were so strong my boat couldn’t bear it
Sup dawg ran out of water!
I hope there’s no pirates.
And the adventurous journey begins…..
The captain fell overboard and I don’t know how to drive this thing.
Bear with me guys, I promise I’ll help row!
I’m just gonna sit here until the water rises. Oh, by the way you got any sunglasses?
I made this boat with my BEAR hands
Hey buddy can come fish with me I can’t bear to be alone
Ahhhhh, it’s a nice sunny relaxing day! I finally get to relax in my sweet boat!!!
Woahhhh! This baby is a keeper. I’ve always told mama bear to come with me.
Porta Potty
‘sup babe,wanna ride?
Come on. Or, do you want to bear crawl by yourself instead?
Sup, you ready to go? I’m waiting!
Hop in! I hope you don’t BEAR out!
I think the bear is going fishing
I’m totally new wave.
Need a ride?
us bears are more civiliezd than you think
Mom told me that the boat wouldn’t move!
I see men catch fish on this magical fish catcher. I hope it works for me!
What are we fishing for, salmon or codfish.
land ho!
I didn’t take the boat, mom. honest, I tried to ask, but they ran away before I could.
I just washed up on a “Bear-ren” island!
Man, I should have made a better boat!
Oh, my first experience of “fishing bears” ! It only needs a fishing net.
Goodbye I’m going on my boating trip.
Isn’t there some nice scenery on this ride?
Why am I not moving?
Maybe I shouldn’t have paid so much for this boat….
This boat will bearly float
Well booboo arent you comin wesa goin to go catcha some fisht to bring back to the park ranger
Are we going fishing or what?
C’mon Jim. My mom’s gonna kill me if I don’t get home by noon.
where are my paddles
The park rangers wont let me sail awwww….
guess the boys didn’t like me fishing (I catch a lot)
Row, row, row your boat gently down the grass.
Are you going to come join me or what?
looks like he is going fishing to get food
Wanna ride?
faster we don’t want that bear to steel our fish
p.s. how did get that boat
faster we don’t want that bear to steel our fish
p.s. how did get that boat
bears grow up so fast
I need this for my getaway!
B4-HIT!!!
The canoes were taken!
Momma’s new ride.
What do you mean I can’t rent this boat?!
Finally! Land! I never should have gotten on that Cruise
Hop in it only has a few leakes
Ahhh! This is the life!
It is prop thinking that it can have a ride haha
I’m swamped.
I think the bear is trying to go fishing!!
Give me a push!
Let’s go catch some fish
Give me a push or I’ll eat you !
just cruzin
hey give me a push!!
HELP I THINK I AM SINKING!!!!!
HELP I THINK I AM SINKING!!!!!
Instead of going into the water and catching the fish and puting it in my mouth, I’m just gonna do what do humans do when they try to catch a fish.
“Where’s all the fish?”
They steal my fish, I steal their boat!! Don’t steal my fish humans!
This is unbearable!
Wanna go for a ride? I won’t bite.
Cast away!
I thought you said there was a boating belt loop for Bears!
they won’t steal my fish!
Funny
i think this cruise is going to be a real bear
Hey scout buddy!! Can you help me with my life vest?
If the fish aren’t biting… i might
Hey! WHACH U LOOKIN’ AT????
I would like to introduce our newest addition to our Bear Den! His name is Grizzly.
Uh, guys? Can I get some polish over here? This new bath tub doesn’t look so new.
Now, this is the life!! Would you like to join?
Hey.. Im getting tired of waiting!!!! Are you gonna help push me out or what????
Hey….. Have seen the fish bait?
Just think, buddy. Why, if you could get this baby going, you’d be the Grizzly Bear from HELL!
I’m just chilling in a boat. Nothing fishy going on here!
can you give me a push?
Oh is this yours?
Now I wonder why everyone else ran away when I came over for the free boat ride…
Are we all in the same boat here?
Yogi bear, eat your heart out
You digging my ride?
is some one gonna row?
So, can you push me in?
Wow, this is a nice view.
Gone fishin
Dinner is salmon sushimi
Can I haz some fishez?
Yo, man… got sun glasses?
No fish?!? you serious?!?
Any campers who want to go boating without their buddy tag and a PFD have to go through me first!
nobody told me to sail in the WATER!
Got fish?
Where are the fish?
Daddy better be here soon to take me out to the lake.
This is a beary nice boat too!
Hey buddy. can you shove me off?
Whew! I bearly made it in this rickety boat!
I’m bear stuck
The bear farted on a boat
A bear sailed on a boat
I hope to get some wind in my sails… wait, I don`t have sails!
Lol
I was just picking some “Bear-ries” then I fell asleep in a rusty boat.
I’m lol out here.
Oh yea, I forgot to mention I had a little encounter with a shark. It’s not a lot of damage.
I can Barely Bear to leave my beautiful boat
Snork…Snork… ahhhhhh.Man I did it again! I wonder where I am now.
Pass me the oars, I am eager to start!
Gilligan, we’ve been beached!
Fishing like a BOSS!!!!!
Dang it! Ran out of water!
Ok counselor! I am ready to begin my Canoeing Merit Badge!
LAND hoo
I don’t always go fishing.
But when I do, I go in this boat.
Look at MY! sweet ride roar!
chilling on my yacht
I don’t always go boating but when I do I do I’m working towards my bear badge.
I decided to go fishing. Sorry Had to borrow your boat though!
I have been beached!!!!!!
come on push me!
the bear is going fishing and he is thinking I’m going to show off to the humans my nice boat, he is also looking for snacks, and he is also looking for money so that he can go to a restaurant and show off how much he can eat.
Do not eat
Hey SPL, want a ride?
Winnie the poo couldn’t swim so I got him this
Ready to go fishing ?
They’ve got us in a tractor beam!
Anybody got a motor for this Yacht?? I’m NOT rowing.
Fish catching Version 2.0
Sometimes, you gotta go where the fish are biting.
look! the paint job matches the color of my nice fur
What? They say boy scouts only pack the “bear necessities”
Roar, Roar, Roar, Roar Roar (to the tune of Row Row Row your boat
Everybody ready for a boat ride with me? I’m ready.
No time to talk, hop in the boat!
Hey need a ride?
Nice ride
“Be’ar Prepared, that’s my motto!”
Fishing anyone?
Hey bro can you give me a push I’m hungry.
Are you coming!
Rub-a-dub-dub, this bears thinks he’s in a tub
Well, now you know, I don’t do it in the woods!
What Happened, I was a bear cub when we went on a 3 hour tour?
Lets go fishing…….Bro
Nice boat, mind if I take it for a spin.
Do you think I took no shave November too far?
Crunchy on the outside, soft & chewy on the inside
Thought I’d wait here for them boys to come back and take me for a ride; that was six seasons ago.
Come on in the waters warm
Where did all the fish go?
hey, ladies!
Nice ride…but how do you start the engine???
Boy, this boat is unBEARale
“Hey, Boo-Boo bring the pick-a-nick basket and the oars and let’s go.”
hey boys now we don’t half to stand on a water fall
“Excuse me, but you wouldnt have a cup of honey to spare would ya?”
Boy, rowing for exercise will wear a bear out
Oh..there you are! Did you bring the Salmon bait?
“Dude, forget the poles!”
Rowing Merit Badge Requirement 1.a. Do the following: Explain to your counselor the most likely hazards you may encounter while participating in rowing activities…
Hey man! Let’s party in my party Jacuzzi!
You said “Fishing” right?
What?! I didn’t want to get wet fishing!
“Bear” with me while I get my sea legs.
Row, row, row your bear gently down the stream.
Do you have any grey poupon to go with this salmon??
“I remember learning to row this boat when I was a Cub. I have fond memories of those Cubbing days.”
What took you guys so long? I’ve been waiting for you all morning!
Hey! You gonna eat that?
Aww I keep forgetting DONT Eat the Fishing Guide!
Row Row Row your Boat?!?!
Hey yogi want to go fishing
Come on guys! I have my Safe Swim and Safety A Float training.
This is my boat. It Bear ly floats but it is all mine.
I’m off on a cub adventure!
“I told them. One more verse of Row, Row, Row your boat and I would take their boat.”
Be Prepared….TOO RUN!!!
What’s up Cubs?
ARE YOU PREPARED!
Cmon boo boo is waiting on the other side of the lake
Come on boys.
Lunch is waiting!!!
Hey, wanna go for a canoe ride?
Tow, tow, tow your boat!
So are WE GOING FISHING OR WHAT
Those fishermen were delicious! Not fishy at all.
I’m sure this is where they said the Bear Den was meeting to go fishing.
I’m ready to go fishing! You coming?
Hey mom, I found this in some abandoned campsite.
just a bear at bear creek
nothing to see here ,just a bear in a boat
Can you push me back in the water?
“I wish I could go out on the water because I am tired of being on land for such a long time.”
A fish’s nightmare
Wanna ride?
Where’s the oars?
How do you steer this thing?