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  1. Anonymous // June 9, 2024 at 2:04 pm // Reply

    hi feller, wanna buy a boat?

  2. Laughing all the way to the bank

  3. Titanium Chimera // November 17, 2022 at 9:34 pm // Reply

    I wanted to be Moana. The sea is a nincompoop. They did not choose me!!!

  4. Hey man, got some extra duct tape?

  5. soccerhorse // July 30, 2020 at 4:27 pm // Reply

    Sup dude

  6. Teal flame the arctic fox // April 28, 2020 at 5:32 pm // Reply

    Giddy up boat maybe I should have listened to my wife and took a nice cruise instead of that weird humans boat.

  7. Ninjago lol // April 3, 2020 at 11:41 pm // Reply

    Just sunbathing. Hey how would you like to see the inside of my stomach?

  8. BigBlueBeep // April 25, 2019 at 2:51 pm // Reply

    Hey there, how’s it going? Would ya mind giving me a push?

  9. Excuse me sir, but are you using that arm of yours? You can get really hungry sitting in a boat all day.

  10. jet propultion // May 27, 2018 at 3:48 pm // Reply

    do I have to get out, I just bearly got started

  11. LAND HO!!! oh sorry I mean, WATER HO!!!!

  12. Eagle scout's sister // April 21, 2018 at 3:05 pm // Reply

    Hello! Do you like my boat? I got it for free, all I had to do was eat the humans (they were delicious btw)

  13. Can we go on the lake together?

  14. Great spa day, huh?

  15. harrypotterlover // April 2, 2018 at 10:38 pm // Reply

    you need to sign up for the cruise ship?

  16. I really like this one

  17. Want a ride?

  18. Scouttrooper360 // March 4, 2018 at 1:22 pm // Reply

    Im leaving with my pals clark and sacagewea in 20 minutes!

  19. Was this your boat?

  20. Skip the Scout // January 22, 2018 at 9:35 pm // Reply

    Wanna hop in?

  21. Zachary from AK // January 4, 2018 at 6:06 pm // Reply

    Looks like it’s time to go fishing!

  22. B.A.D. BOSS youtuber // December 20, 2017 at 12:16 pm // Reply

    Where’s my paddle…?

  23. Come on crew!

  24. You wanna know what happened to the humans? Well…..I might have eaten them two years ago:).

  25. Pokégeek12345 // November 13, 2017 at 7:01 pm // Reply

    I know you told me not to scratch your boat, but…

  26. hey guys fishin boat bring your fishing rod and umm a motor?

  27. 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 // August 10, 2017 at 4:01 pm // Reply

    My boat broke

  28. 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 // August 10, 2017 at 4:01 pm // Reply

    Help me

  29. Hey honey, look what I bought.

  30. I thought they said the high tide was coming soon???!!!!

  31. Anybody wanna go fishin’?

  32. awesomesauce9 // May 22, 2017 at 7:09 pm // Reply

    get me a fishing rod and i’ll be ready to go

  33. Mr.Nobody // May 6, 2017 at 7:55 pm // Reply

    cheap rent.

  34. poiuytrewq // April 25, 2017 at 7:34 pm // Reply

    uh, a little help ya human

  35. poopslayer3000 // April 11, 2017 at 8:38 pm // Reply

    look at my sweet ride!!!!!!!!!

  36. Big Bad Baby Booyah // March 30, 2017 at 10:37 pm // Reply

    Ahh. A boat I’ll get out of here in no time.

  37. Hey, where’s that outboard motor? I need to go fishing.

  38. Please give me a fishing rod! I’m hungry.

  39. I know! It’s so cool! I don’t even need to get wet and I can get a good salmon in minutes!

  40. AAAH…THIS IS THE LIFE MAN!!!

  41. Hey there good looking. CHOMP!

  42. Like my new best friend!!!

  43. ah..life

  44. BeanCartOnARoof // January 26, 2017 at 6:16 pm // Reply

    How about a shove!?

  45. wow i caught a big one!

  46. ready to go fishing?

  47. can someone push me? because I need to be in the water to fish.

  48. Cats fur life // December 10, 2016 at 4:56 pm // Reply

    Mind lending me a paddle or two

  49. Can you get me a new boat????!!

  50. TravelByTrain // November 23, 2016 at 12:08 pm // Reply

    This is MINE.

  51. let’s go fishing!

  52. If you take one more step towards my boat… I’m gonna go bear-zerk on you.

  53. punnnypocolypse // November 3, 2016 at 10:13 am // Reply

    fancy bears fish like so

  54. Just Chillin!

  55. All ready for a day at the lake!

  56. Um… can you give me a push?

  57. City Bear: Wait, the boat needs to be in the water?
    Country Bear: DUHHHHHHH! Justin.

  58. i never cot a fish =-[

  59. Neh neh neh neh neh! You can’t catch me!

  60. willy dezz // August 7, 2016 at 8:00 pm // Reply

    How about giving me a push?

  61. I just want a fishing rod!!

  62. 249trevvor // July 31, 2016 at 1:19 pm // Reply

    This boat is unbearably rusty.

  63. beary picking // July 30, 2016 at 2:41 pm // Reply

    Hey man, be cool. Be cool.

  64. scooby-scout101 // June 28, 2016 at 2:02 pm // Reply

    “Sorry! I already marked my territory. I couldn’t help it! Hey, you did say you were getting a new boat. No hard feelings???”

  65. gamedestroyr48 // June 23, 2016 at 7:41 pm // Reply

    are you my mommy

  66. dabsfordays // June 22, 2016 at 9:24 am // Reply

    Being stranded is un-bearable!

  67. Do you MIND? I’m trying to take a nap, here.

  68. foodnomnom // June 16, 2016 at 9:46 pm // Reply

    someone was going fishing in a boat named Titanic. I ate them. And the fish.

  69. Would you mind? I’m taking a bath.

  70. Count hamster // May 28, 2016 at 8:12 am // Reply

    Ah. What a lovely day.

  71. wait, what?! what is this?

  72. captainlongbow // May 24, 2016 at 6:18 pm // Reply

    I can’t catch any fish i wonder why?

  73. fluffernutter48 // May 21, 2016 at 5:36 pm // Reply

    Wanna go canoeing!

  74. Mr.nobody // May 15, 2016 at 7:14 pm // Reply

    I bought it on e-bay for 10 cents!

  75. BrownBear // May 2, 2016 at 12:25 pm // Reply

    Yeah… about them fish…Hic!

  76. It’s like the Titanic, guaranteed to sink!

  77. Ravenclaw4ever // April 19, 2016 at 12:14 pm // Reply

    It’s pretty comfortable really… join me?

  78. my new second hand boat!

  79. grrr where’s the motor?!?! WHERE?!?!?!?!

  80. the great eagle // March 29, 2016 at 11:09 pm // Reply

    how’s it hangin

  81. Got a paddle?

  82. PUSH ME IN WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  83. Can I have the paddle now?

  84. Not a road trip! A lake trip, hop in!

  85. you said we could go fishing today

  86. THE BEAR THAT WANTED TO FISH // February 22, 2016 at 3:09 pm // Reply

    are you comeing? we are fishing!

  87. Uh sir, the lakes the other way

  88. No more standing in the river for me!!!

  89. Hey there…. oh you want this boat back?

    Not a chance!

  90. PETER FROM CA // February 15, 2016 at 2:47 pm // Reply

    sup bro!

  91. Just fishing here…

  92. BigfootHunter101 // February 9, 2016 at 7:48 pm // Reply

    Just chilling

  93. QUICK, Goldilocks is getting away!!!

  94. I left it here and came back to this

  95. funny bone:) // January 30, 2016 at 8:28 pm // Reply

    So dad when, when can we go fishing?

  96. Well this is emBEARassing!

  97. You think you want it eeh?

  98. the wether forcast said it would flood
    it lied!!!

  99. I tought these things floated

  100. Row, row, row, your bear, gently down the stream! What, did you say BEAR!

  101. What ya lookin at Willis, I’m taking a bath here.

  102. Hey! Can someone give me a push

  103. did rabbit get cold and take the fur off the boat and the paddles, wait and where’s the dock he took that too, this reminds me of goldilocks when I was a kid, says bear

  104. Hey give me back my oars

  105. GoldenGoalie#30 // January 25, 2016 at 6:22 pm // Reply

    Need a ride?

  106. I was hoping too use that on the water today but the way things are looking for me I won’t be able to

  107. I was hoping to use this

  108. NorthCarolinaScout // January 22, 2016 at 10:52 pm // Reply

    I don’t always go boating… But when I do, I use the rustiest boat I can find. Stay hungry my Cubs!

  109. Bearscout123 // January 22, 2016 at 9:44 am // Reply

    I’ve been waiting for you!

  110. Isn’t this great! we can do boaty stuff in here

  111. we going fora ride or what?

  112. young marine // January 16, 2016 at 1:44 am // Reply

    Can someone give me a push????

  113. bob the builder // January 14, 2016 at 1:25 pm // Reply

    … and the fisherman just gave me it the second I saw him! He was nice! I’ll try it again!

  114. Hey I might have a career with this stuff

  115. It was un-bear-able to come uo with a caption for this.

  116. xX_StormPlayz_Xx // January 12, 2016 at 5:36 pm // Reply

    Look! A salmon! Yo, push me in. I’m too lazy!! Whadda you starin’ at?? Push me!

  117. Just 9 more………….. Years.

  118. ” I think this boat has got a little to old for this kind of stuff & so have I”.

  119. You comin’?

  120. Just got back form Bearmuda triangle

  121. BenjaminTieGuy // December 24, 2015 at 6:45 pm // Reply

    Catching salmon with your hands is a lot less fun than this!

  122. BenjaminTieGuy // December 24, 2015 at 6:43 pm // Reply

    One buck and this boat (or hat) is yours! The catch? The buck has to be the deer kind.

  123. BenjaminTieGuy // December 24, 2015 at 6:41 pm // Reply

    Just steal some food from the other boat docks and I’ll let you take this out for a spin!

  124. BenjaminTieGuy // December 24, 2015 at 6:37 pm // Reply

    This may be a moldy, dirty, rusty old home, but it’s my moldy…old…whatever I said!

  125. BenjaminTieGuy // December 24, 2015 at 6:35 pm // Reply

    I know what you’re thinking, and yes, I have a boating license.

  126. where’s my water?!

  127. Built this myself, you like?!

  128. SillyKitty123 // December 14, 2015 at 10:31 pm // Reply

    I’m off the Bearmuda Triangle!

  129. don’t worry about a fishing pole for me… I love jumpin in

  130. Hey guys I got a new bed.

  131. Um…Sir…I got shipwrecked…Where is the nearest Starbucks?

  132. Yo, just hanging.

  133. Hope this can still float

  134. lets get some fish

  135. Bob Chicken Nugget Food // December 2, 2015 at 12:46 am // Reply

    But walking is sooooooo hard and boring! Now help me push this back into the water.

  136. AwesomeDude 101 // December 1, 2015 at 11:11 pm // Reply

    Come on in the waters Fine!

  137. bears_eat_boats // December 1, 2015 at 8:25 pm // Reply

    Mom! I’m stuck! Mom! Mommy, I’m stuck!

  138. Chimpanzee64 // November 30, 2015 at 5:10 pm // Reply

    “Yeah, whaddya you want? I’m tryin’ ta get this darn boat back in the water!”

  139. I was fishing and I caught some fish, but I ate all of them.

  140. I am riding in a boat

  141. This is your boat now.

  142. Thanks for the ride 😛

  143. bearly tryin

  144. bearly tryin there coming to me

  145. havin the fish come to me

  146. Suuuupppp. Duuuudddeee.

  147. Just Chilling

  148. Welcome to my crib

  149. Just another old day sitting in my boat.

  150. My boat! Not your boat, MY boat!

  151. Come here little rabbit, come ride with me. Just a little closer…

  152. Bearly chilling

  153. Hey Boo-boo, want to go catch some picnic fish

  154. I think my boat has a leak

  155. hey you can you help me catch some fish? Why not? sure.

  156. welcome to my summer aboat

  157. wait i thought my police cover this !?!

  158. Ahh! I love going boating

  159. The Ministrator // November 4, 2015 at 8:39 pm // Reply

    How’s it goin’ chumps!

  160. MasterBlaster // November 3, 2015 at 6:24 pm // Reply

    Apparently, there is a new way to catch fish without using claws.

  161. wanna go fishing?

  162. salmons up

  163. whats up doc

  164. Only you can prevent being beached.

  165. i want to go fishin too

  166. OOPS i DRUNK ALL THE WATER

  167. awesomeguy52 // October 31, 2015 at 12:44 pm // Reply

    You like my ride?

  168. A big, boasting bear in a bad, brown boat!

  169. Who said a bear ain’t got swag?

  170. You left the boat here for me right?

  171. whats up, do you like my boat

  172. sorry cubmaster it started leaking so i had to come to shore

  173. Would you happen to own a motor and some rust remover?

  174. Momotwinboyscouts // October 28, 2015 at 10:36 pm // Reply

    Hey there honey, I’d love to show you around my lake.

  175. Step away from the boat and no one gets hurt

  176. Aidenguy9999 // October 28, 2015 at 4:50 pm // Reply

    sup guys

  177. jefficorn 360 // October 27, 2015 at 7:11 pm // Reply

    I’m on land because if I was in the water I would sink.

  178. Hey, dude could ya spare a row?

  179. Caught anything, boys?

  180. ima goin fishin today!

  181. I’ll just stay here they wont look for me here.

  182. Someone push me….PLZ!!

  183. They see me row’in they hat’in

  184. Now how do I get this in the water?

  185. Awesomesauce150 // September 27, 2015 at 2:37 pm // Reply

    Wait what do you mean its over-priced? I’m a bear, I need to make a living… what did you expect it was going to be?

  186. Awesomesauce150 // September 27, 2015 at 2:35 pm // Reply

    42$ a ride

  187. Blarghalienscout101 // September 23, 2015 at 9:03 pm // Reply

    ive been waiting for 6 years and still no volunteers

  188. “Duh, I’m not on the lake.”

  189. king esta the 39678 // September 13, 2015 at 2:25 pm // Reply

    I`ll go rowing

  190. rocketraccoon3000 // September 13, 2015 at 1:39 pm // Reply

    ok! who’s ready for sailing? #big papa

  191. I’m not going to move.

  192. Hello human it’s for sale, wait! come back I’m a salesman bear

  193. you forgot the fishing poles!

  194. FINALLY IT IS THE DAY FOR SUMMER FISHING

  195. This is no Luxury Cruise #Nothappy

  196. EnragedBadger360 // August 30, 2015 at 12:00 pm // Reply

    Ahhhh, such a relaxing boat ride! In fact, it feels like I’m not moving at all!

  197. DragonWings // August 29, 2015 at 6:35 pm // Reply

    Look at my boat bro….. want a ride?

  198. DragonWings // August 28, 2015 at 9:43 pm // Reply

    Like my boat? P.S. it’s better than yours!

  199. Lord Devastation // August 10, 2015 at 8:20 pm // Reply

    I wonder how to turn this hot tub on!

  200. this hot tub is not working

  201. Are ya comin’ bro?

  202. SkySmalls & The Dink // July 21, 2015 at 1:22 am // Reply

    I should have checked with Priceline before I booked this cruise.

  203. You might want to consider a toilet.

  204. opppps! My bad, I forgot to tell you, I’m coming with you.

  205. How do you use this hot tub?

  206. Do you have an oar?

  207. can you push me in!/ don’t I look like a brave explorer?

  208. Can you be quiet? I’m trying to sleep! Weeee!!!!

  209. Deathbringer // May 21, 2015 at 5:53 pm // Reply

    no time to explain, just get in.

  210. Deathbringer // May 21, 2015 at 5:52 pm // Reply

    get in, sit down, shut up.

  211. Anonymous // May 20, 2015 at 9:58 am // Reply

    so this is how humans fish…

  212. Legofan12 // May 17, 2015 at 6:51 pm // Reply

    Now how do I get the fish?

  213. vacationater // May 9, 2015 at 12:21 am // Reply

    So much for a luxury cruise…

  214. jackattack // April 24, 2015 at 4:40 pm // Reply

    whats the hold up?

  215. now how do I get it to sail

  216. Peanut Man // April 13, 2015 at 8:13 pm // Reply

    “Dang! Crashed AGAIN!”

  217. My mother warned me about getting grounded. For some reason, it happened and it made my day!

  218. Pedro's brother // April 11, 2015 at 8:11 am // Reply

    Mom said I’d get grounded if I did this…

  219. Wait a second, this was meant for water?

  220. This… wold make… an awesome… fort!

  221. Apparently, this bear wants to go fishing!

  222. Blahblahblah // March 7, 2015 at 10:59 am // Reply

    I expect my money back. That was a horrible canoe.

  223. 1313 Agent // March 2, 2015 at 9:32 am // Reply

    Boy, was that a nice meal…..no claws, fur, or fangs…….just pink and soft.

  224. Row row row you’re rust gently down the land.

  225. Band&scouts157 // February 8, 2015 at 9:38 am // Reply

    So that’s $5 for a one-way trip across the lake, $10 for a round trip, and an extra $15 for Bear Boat’s “No Eating Humans” guarantee.

  226. Hop in, but the only problem is it wont move LOL

  227. What’s up?

  228. Hop in, darling! Rarrr!

  229. Alexthekid607 // January 26, 2015 at 6:20 pm // Reply

    Can you bring a wrecking ball, drop it at the end, and make the boat a catapulte?

  230. Can you give me a push?

  231. ahh good morning… wait, what am i doing in this strang looking thingy

  232. Um, yeah, I was a stowaway in Noah’s Ark…

  233. Animal Jamal // December 30, 2014 at 3:51 pm // Reply

    Honey, I need to borrow the boat for a weekend. I’m going to see my cousin Chewbacca.

  234. Bear: I hope you have a bear-proof container!

  235. dont worry my feet plugged up all the leaks.

  236. Richard!!!! Did you come to push me off?????

  237. So, are ya comin’ or what?

  238. Henry Danger // October 28, 2014 at 3:45 pm // Reply

    Did you bring my fries?

  239. Well,are you commen’ or not?

  240. “Don’t worry. I’m on a diet. I’m only 546 pounds!”

  241. Can’t wait to fix this old boat up and go for a ride out on BEAR LAKE.

  242. Finally I’ve been waiting ages for someone to take me fishing

  243. sup,dudes?

  244. Anonymous Again // October 14, 2014 at 10:35 pm // Reply

    You’ll have to bear with me. We seem to have a teensy weensy drought.

  245. WHAT?! Maximum weight 500 pounds?! Oh heck no, I’m relaxing and I’m not gettin outta here

  246. I Cornthrower // September 30, 2014 at 7:37 pm // Reply

    Yep I just bought of da internetts

  247. I better try land first since I sunk the bot last time

  248. That boat trip was un-bear-able.

  249. What, just because you have a cool boat it means you can’t share anymore? Jeez

  250. so,you ready.

  251. I wanna go tubing! I wanna go tubing!

  252. Today, I’ve decided to be human!

  253. Just taking a bath.

  254. Hey pa’ look what i founed.
    it’s mine

  255. Rats! I thought it was a hot tub

  256. Want to go fishing bro?

  257. Those humans leave behind the best stuff!

  258. Eagle scout 172 // August 17, 2014 at 12:08 am // Reply

    (Ahhh bear)….. See son (says papa bear) this is what happens when bears get boating lessons

  259. Why can’t a bear have some relaxation time.

  260. BoomBoomBeach // August 4, 2014 at 7:46 am // Reply

    Hey, could you give me a lift? I would do it myself, but
    i’m a bear.

  261. Best day ever! They left all of their FOOD in here!

  262. Wats up bro? I’m Goin’ fishing bear style

  263. Just another day at the beach.

  264. A little birdy told me you guys were fishing today.

  265. tryin to b funny // July 16, 2014 at 4:56 pm // Reply

    Deadliest catch,look out cause here I come!

  266. Michael SanFrancisco // July 15, 2014 at 9:48 pm // Reply

    I was fishing but my boat crashed can you help me

  267. what are you lookin at

  268. what are you lookin at

  269. awesome dude // July 8, 2014 at 8:41 am // Reply

    this how you fish???

  270. Now I can go further and get more fish!

  271. come on dad how long does it take to to get live minos

  272. AWESOMEDUDE // June 30, 2014 at 1:59 pm // Reply

    “You wanna go fishing?”

  273. Sup dude want to go on a boat ride with me?

  274. dont be chicken, push me off

  275. who is pushing off

  276. NASCARKid24 // June 25, 2014 at 12:13 am // Reply

    You are not invited to be in my skiff

  277. OH,NO! DON’T TAKE MY PUT-PUT CORCE!

  278. Oh, yea. I meant to get stuck in the boat. (Can you please help me get out?)

  279. Hey let’s go fishing. I’m hungry

  280. Yo man want to go fishing?pleasssse I’m hungry!

  281. Trevino 167 // June 15, 2014 at 10:49 am // Reply

    Shoulda seen her before I fixed her up…

  282. kingjames6476 // June 14, 2014 at 10:44 pm // Reply

    just chillin…HEY,
    what you lookin at.

  283. Hey you got change? No? Scram!!

  284. Find a boat they said. It will get you off the island they said.

  285. BlaizeonFire // June 7, 2014 at 7:26 pm // Reply

    Alright i’m in the boat do you have the equipment?

  286. James the man // June 6, 2014 at 10:01 pm // Reply

    “Why am I riding this boat on land?”

  287. Hey Baby, ya wanna run away with me?

  288. Where is the water???

  289. minifigure // May 28, 2014 at 6:49 pm // Reply

    Do you know where the oars are?

  290. Sup’ bro?

  291. DarkLord27 // May 26, 2014 at 4:41 pm // Reply

    Did I brush my teeth, you ask? Come here and see.

  292. DarkLord27 // May 26, 2014 at 4:39 pm // Reply

    I’m hungry! What’s for lunch?

  293. DarkLord27 // May 26, 2014 at 4:38 pm // Reply

    When do we start fishing?

  294. PiggyOinker // May 25, 2014 at 1:37 pm // Reply

    Well, looks like were havin’ leftovers again!

  295. Hey! Gimmie back those oars!

  296. I lost my boat so I bought this one!

  297. “Are we gonna go boating or what”

  298. Hot tub!

  299. drwho_slo // May 8, 2014 at 9:29 pm // Reply

    Give me all your salmon ’cause I scout-napped your SPL!

  300. Robin229 // May 8, 2014 at 4:25 pm // Reply

    I can tell that’s photo edit.

  301. I’m smarter than the average bear.

  302. What, it’s all I could afford !

  303. animal lover 509 // April 28, 2014 at 6:28 pm // Reply

    This fish is too big, instead of eating it,I’ll live in it!

  304. PhilipHoney Badger! // April 27, 2014 at 2:11 pm // Reply

    Ahhhhh the bear necessities

  305. KingGuardian101 // April 23, 2014 at 7:18 pm // Reply

    You wanna hang? Come on! I even brought sodas!

  306. mommy can you push my boat

  307. He is the most interesting bear in the world

  308. Hey honey, can you get me a honey-coconut shake?

  309. Awesomeness party // April 18, 2014 at 7:17 am // Reply

    I just caught some fish, but a paranah ate my boat.

  310. lets go fishing….kaplonk

  311. marooned…here on Gilligan’s isle!!!!!

  312. TheJokeMan // April 13, 2014 at 9:55 pm // Reply

    Lets go fishing, I’m starving!

  313. AHHH THIS IS THE LIFE

  314. meanttobefunny // April 2, 2014 at 8:01 pm // Reply

    What u waitin for? Don’t u want to go fishin

  315. where’s the fish?

  316. I thought you said you were paddling

  317. this is bear-ily what I’d call a boating trip

  318. JTHEPOWAFUL // April 1, 2014 at 4:17 pm // Reply

    Welcome to the modern version of hunting! If only I had some oars…

  319. Let’s go on a cruise!

  320. Rockwolfscout // March 30, 2014 at 4:37 pm // Reply

    Finally!! Home at last.

  321. bob the builder // March 30, 2014 at 2:13 pm // Reply

    you wanna go for a ride?

  322. I’m going to go fishing for our dinner.

  323. Where are the oars?

  324. stormstar101 // March 27, 2014 at 4:59 pm // Reply

    Whos ready to catch some fish?

  325. smeargle da artist // March 27, 2014 at 4:04 pm // Reply

    hellooooooo paradise!!!!

  326. I am sailing off.

  327. Okay push me off.

  328. I fished this out!

  329. Let’s go fishing!

  330. Can someone push me?

  331. Face Plant 101 // March 24, 2014 at 5:41 pm // Reply

    Wanna go fishing? I know a beary good spot! Hey, anyone have any oars?

  332. Face Plant 101 // March 24, 2014 at 5:40 pm // Reply

    Anyone for salmon?

  333. balletstar243 // March 24, 2014 at 1:59 pm // Reply

    Why am I not going anywhere?

  334. arandombannana // March 24, 2014 at 1:52 pm // Reply

    You should brush more often!

  335. yodaorigami987 // March 24, 2014 at 1:51 pm // Reply

    That was a nice dinner hun! 🙂

  336. angrybear954 // March 24, 2014 at 1:45 pm // Reply

    Stop taking pictures of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  337. DARN! I should have got insurence!

  338. Sittin’ in my toilet… Ya, I’m sittin’ in my toilet.

  339. coming for a ride, beautiful?

  340. Can you help me push off?

  341. where did all the water go ranger?

  342. Daddy,hurry up

  343. I can escape hunting season here!

  344. darkshadow // March 22, 2014 at 6:45 pm // Reply

    hey guys i got this boat to go fishing the way those puny humans do it!

  345. go get me a repairman

  346. I got a great deal

  347. troop276rules // March 22, 2014 at 10:22 am // Reply

    hey where did the water go

  348. Dimond man123 // March 21, 2014 at 8:03 pm // Reply

    Hey babe! want to go for a ride?

  349. JM_the_third // March 21, 2014 at 5:56 pm // Reply

    I was trying for the canoeing merit badge, but I got in the wrong boat and ran aground……… now I’m going for the mechanics merit badge… *embarrassed bear face*

  350. SWAGGALICOUS // March 21, 2014 at 12:14 pm // Reply

    Nice hot tub right?

  351. time for lunch already

  352. What are you looking at? I’m just hanging out in this comfortable boat I found!

  353. Yo man, lets pick up chicks in THIS hot ride

  354. The Nintendo Fan // March 20, 2014 at 5:19 pm // Reply

    Join me on the voyage of the SS. Hony on its quest to catch fish!!! We also seve humans at dinner to make them a welcome adittion to our internal sides… LOL

  355. 24baseballrocks // March 20, 2014 at 3:12 pm // Reply

    soooo, anybody want to give a push, or how bout some oars.

  356. “Need a ferry, mate?”

  357. “Before I set off, I must get some bear-claws at the bakery”

  358. frankiscooltoo // March 20, 2014 at 8:10 am // Reply

    This looks beary good on me.

  359. I’m here for the sea-related merit badges… Is that a granola bar?!?

  360. I have a hole in my boat, dear Liza, dear Liza

  361. MiningDiamonds // March 19, 2014 at 5:14 pm // Reply

    “Take the photo, guys! I can’t bear a smile for so long!”

  362. looking good captain.

  363. A bear? I thought you said there was a LEAK in the boat!

  364. What are you waiting for lets go fishing

  365. Billybobjoe // March 19, 2014 at 3:38 pm // Reply

    I know it’s a little beat up, but hey, I got cheap, and It’s better than just sitting and waiting for the fish.

  366. the unknown // March 19, 2014 at 1:31 pm // Reply

    Sorry Smokey no more room.

  367. hey!Thats my boat!

  368. But Will It Float?

  369. really …believe me…it still floats

  370. frankiscooltoo // March 19, 2014 at 8:39 am // Reply

    Who cares if it’s old! As long as it looks good on me, it’s my ride.

  371. frankiscooltoo // March 19, 2014 at 8:36 am // Reply

    I need a newer one. Right?

  372. something beary fishy going on around here

  373. Hey why are you looking at me? Its a bear takeing a bath, don’t you see that everyday?

  374. why, comatose, why??? // March 18, 2014 at 7:11 pm // Reply

    C’mon! Get in da boat! You said ya’ll wanted ta go fish’n!

  375. oooh a mini titanic hey wheres the bathroom???????????????????????????????????

  376. Boss man 1209 // March 18, 2014 at 6:18 pm // Reply

    I have been waiting for 2 years, are you coming or not?!!

  377. Just chillin…

  378. don’t forget the pic-a-nic basket boo boo

  379. Little privacy, please?

  380. Green Falcon // March 18, 2014 at 2:08 pm // Reply

    When I go fishing, I go fishing!

  381. CREEPERfAN // March 18, 2014 at 1:40 pm // Reply

    Like my canoe,tasty scout!

  382. arrrrrrrrr

  383. A_Fellow_Scout // March 18, 2014 at 10:25 am // Reply

    I’m just gonna barrow this for a wile…

  384. Wow you guys finally found me. It has been like all winter.

  385. Deal With it!

  386. All I need is a paddle and I’m off!

  387. I don’t normally eat honey and fish, but when I do…

  388. It’s a stereo type ya’ know!! Bears don’t just want the picnic basket!!!

  389. survivalist // March 17, 2014 at 4:21 pm // Reply

    just chiling after fishing in this place

  390. Amphibious acrobat // March 17, 2014 at 3:36 pm // Reply

    Where did all the fish go

  391. “What up, Bro?!”

  392. sup’

  393. googlefunk360 // March 16, 2014 at 8:55 pm // Reply

    Care to join me?

  394. They’ll never catch me now!

  395. Iz be swamped

  396. Man, Do you see the condition this thing is in. I Had to do something.

  397. Ya come here often?

  398. I was hungry so I ate the capitan now I want fish

  399. Why do you think that I know where the fish are?

  400. (Scout Master): I have been here for an hour I’m so hungry!
    (ME): Here have a snickers.

  401. Don’t tell me you forgot the bait!

  402. Come on, let's go! // March 16, 2014 at 12:20 pm // Reply

    Come on let’s go!

  403. Ironsquirrel61 // March 16, 2014 at 12:09 pm // Reply

    Did you forget the oars AGAIN?

  404. don’t you know that boat is broken?

  405. this is how dem humans fish

  406. Hmm, I’ve never fished on sand before.

  407. lottery man // March 16, 2014 at 9:50 am // Reply

    Want a lift? I got a pretty sweet ride!

  408. The captain fell overboard and i don’t know how to drive this thing

  409. The Doctor // March 15, 2014 at 8:32 pm // Reply

    I’ve been fishin wit dis boat since 1982. Ahh….who needs mouths when it’s much easier to just slide in da water and stab da dang fish.

  410. Jacoboney44 // March 15, 2014 at 7:27 pm // Reply

    Hey, the fish are biting today… or was that me?

  411. I outgrew my standard bathtub.

  412. Kimthepurplian // March 15, 2014 at 2:13 pm // Reply

    .. It’s not what it looks like

  413. what a lousy bed

  414. who you looking at? you left it here.

  415. I can’t bear fishing without you!!!! LOL

  416. Call me baby!!!

  417. Um, I think it has a leak.

  418. Mr yoyo123 // March 14, 2014 at 6:11 pm // Reply

    Please come with me I can’t BEAR fishing alone!

  419. take me fishing

  420. Ranger43333 // March 14, 2014 at 3:30 pm // Reply

    Paparazzi, come on over!

  421. minecraftlover // March 14, 2014 at 11:58 am // Reply

    im tired of fishing with just my paws

  422. Bear says “Well you left it here, i mite as well try modern fishing.”

  423. Oy! Push me in! NOW!!!!

  424. Okay, I fit. Now, to get in the water. Alone, no pushys.

  425. lalalalalalabla // March 13, 2014 at 8:44 pm // Reply

    yup the boat is right now rub some sunscreen on my back

  426. HeelioBagoon // March 13, 2014 at 8:07 pm // Reply

    I’m tired of using my hands and mouth to catch fish . . . time to get serious!

  427. Yup just another normal day in the boat.

  428. “Alright! So what else for the canoeing merit badge”?

  429. You gonna give me a push?

  430. Cooperlovswaffls // March 13, 2014 at 5:47 am // Reply

    Hey guys! Check out my sweet boat!! Can I have an ocean now?

  431. Sup! Just out in my boat.

  432. I'm a Human // March 12, 2014 at 6:38 pm // Reply

    They see me Rollin’, they hatin’ hate me so much that they try to catch me fishing outta season

  433. basketballforlife // March 12, 2014 at 4:25 pm // Reply

    Would you get me a fishing pole?Pleassseee

  434. Hey babe, want a ride?

  435. come on, I been waiten for ya let’s go fishin

  436. I’m a bear scout!

  437. Fishing anyone

  438. The banana man // March 11, 2014 at 9:27 pm // Reply

    Come on boo boo, we’ve got to get that pic-a-nic basket!

  439. THIS IS A NICE ……UH……WHAT IS THIS THING ANYWAY???

  440. May I eat some more of the boat?

  441. Just cuz im using a boat to catch salmon, doesnt mean im cheating!

  442. Row row row your Ummm….rust bucket?

  443. So, you come here often

  444. the funny guy // March 11, 2014 at 2:46 pm // Reply

    ohi,I thought you would NEVER come!

  445. sonic fan 1 // March 11, 2014 at 12:02 pm // Reply

    “Sup ladies”

  446. dudeman 365 // March 11, 2014 at 7:23 am // Reply

    yo guys want to go fishing in my new boat, I got it for free.

  447. I don’t think this boat will work, maybe I’ll just sit here… HEY what are you doing.

  448. fishing time! Cillaxing in my boat

  449. Flame Staff // March 10, 2014 at 3:30 pm // Reply

    Are we boating or what?

  450. SonicHedgehog1 // March 10, 2014 at 3:30 pm // Reply

    Hey, don’t look at me like that! This is my moment!

  451. If I could only get this beauty into the water…

  452. pokemon trainer // March 10, 2014 at 2:36 pm // Reply

    just sailing at bear creek

  453. Smokin’ at the docks, wait is this your boat?

  454. Here’s what the bear is thinking,”This boat is bear/bare!”

  455. Supreme Dictator // March 9, 2014 at 7:34 pm // Reply

    What, I can’t swim?

  456. Hey dude ,so is this how (HUMANS) catch fish in this thing?

  457. check out my new boat! anyone for fishing? Guys? Where’s everyone gone?

  458. dragonmasterXD // March 9, 2014 at 3:27 pm // Reply

    these guys need a new boat!

  459. Awesomedude99 // March 9, 2014 at 3:15 pm // Reply

    Rats! I forgot my fishing pole!

  460. frodo baggins // March 9, 2014 at 2:17 pm // Reply

    ”come on come on we do not have all day”

  461. Too late! I called shot-gun!

  462. And get my hat and the sun-screen, would ya!

  463. Your right, turn this thing over and it would make a nice den!

  464. And grab the water ski’s too, will ya!

  465. hey! where did the oars go?!?

  466. want a ride?

  467. Cheeseburger of amazingness // March 9, 2014 at 12:21 am // Reply

    I take a short nap and this is what happens!

  468. spock$$$$$ // March 8, 2014 at 4:53 pm // Reply

    hey guys! look at my new car!

  469. He got tired of getting his feet wet all the time

  470. King Kirby7 // March 8, 2014 at 11:05 am // Reply

    I’m joining the Cub Scouts!

  471. off to see the wizard

  472. the1950saregreat // March 7, 2014 at 10:36 pm // Reply

    Someone join me. I can’t BEAR to go alone

  473. So honey i made dinner ; )

  474. this is my boat

  475. swill1342456899 // March 7, 2014 at 12:16 pm // Reply

    give me a push will’ya ??

  476. FunnyDude142 // March 7, 2014 at 8:40 am // Reply

    Dude give me a push I going to go fishing.

  477. I wonder if I can use boats on land.

  478. I went to go fishing but there were no fish and it was shallow water

  479. Ok, Im ready for my picture!

  480. What are you looking at.

  481. I need some bait

  482. Before I go fishing, can I borrow some sun block?

  483. bear grylls style

  484. just chillin in the old land boat

  485. joshchamp 56 // March 6, 2014 at 4:10 pm // Reply

    I fish in style

  486. I’m off to find new lands!

  487. SUPRISE !!!!!

  488. tiny ship is stuck because of my clumsines

  489. DANG IT I’VE BEEN SHIPWRECKED

  490. This is what I get for trying to buy a boat on craig’s list

  491. GONE FISHI’N

    (almost)!

  492. Land Ho

  493. krj/445/e/farren // March 5, 2014 at 6:53 am // Reply

    Can someone just give me a push?

  494. Hey guys! I got a boatarriy!

  495. Something smells fishy around here.

  496. You put a hole in my boat man! Not cool.

  497. bearsR(not)us // March 4, 2014 at 6:17 pm // Reply

    Here little fishy. . .

  498. Talk about budget cuts in the fishing industry!

  499. I think,he(she)is pretending to be captain hook.

  500. could you give me a little push

  501. Bears like fish so why dosent he go fishing.

  502. HAHA SoO Funny!! // March 3, 2014 at 9:15 pm // Reply

    Just chillin’… 😉

  503. Helllllooooo Ladies!

  504. goku master12 // March 3, 2014 at 6:28 pm // Reply

    welp i think his boat is shipwrecked!!!!

  505. It was dirt cheap!… It looked better in the advertisement, though…

  506. joboyslife // March 3, 2014 at 5:38 pm // Reply

    I lile it

  507. Do I make this boat look big?

  508. bear overboard!

  509. stampylongheadlover // March 2, 2014 at 11:50 pm // Reply

    Bears like to catch fish, but here’s how I do it!

  510. Smoky The Bear is into water preservation now.

  511. Let’s go fishing!

  512. Hey guys, want to go fishing?

  513. Before we go fishing, are you sure you brought food if we don’t I’m gonna eat you!

  514. Even though I am a bear, it doesn’t mean I can’t go fishing in a boat like you humans

  515. Didn’t you catch any fish in this?

  516. Sorry, this boat is taken

  517. Lets go fishing dad.

  518. Corbin Titus // March 2, 2014 at 4:49 pm // Reply

    If I get wet I’ll be a drizzly bear

  519. Gladiator94 // March 2, 2014 at 4:25 pm // Reply

    I think my ride needs a new paint job!!!

  520. So, are you going to get this thing in the water or what?

  521. splmike146 // March 2, 2014 at 12:21 am // Reply

    I don’t always row boats, but when I do, I do it with my “bear” paws.

  522. I will sail across the world . But I need a little push

  523. surfer dude // March 1, 2014 at 7:30 pm // Reply

    why am I not moving? WHY? WHY?

  524. just chillin’ in my new boat

  525. check out my sweet ride

  526. Aww man I forgot the oars!

  527. barry did you forget the oars again.

  528. whats up you guys ready for fishing derby?

  529. Im gonna try making it across this swamp but first i need to get the weights out of here.

  530. STAY AWAY from MY boat!

  531. Give me a push!

  532. I’m tired of having to catch fish the hard way! So why not use a boat?

  533. Redy to go fishing?

  534. philiycheesestake // February 28, 2014 at 2:51 pm // Reply

    Hey! Why did the scouts run the other way? I just wanted a ride.

  535. Poo bear can’t swim so I gave him this for a Christmas gift but he dose not it dose not float

  536. This is my limousine, and you are taking me across the lake.

  537. It looks like clear sailing ahead.

  538. I’ve been in this boat since I was born, and I ain’t leaving till I die, incase you were wondering I’ve been here over 300 bear years.

  539. I was once told to stay away from bears, but this is a perfect example of how friendly they are. Just look at him, siting in a boat saying “Come on in, the waters just fine (or at least it was till I ate it)”.

  540. i wish i could swim because i know this old thing ant going to float

  541. just chill’n in the ol’ landboat

  542. Just chill’n in the old land boat

  543. Where’s all the fish?!?

  544. Mom of Just Visiting // February 27, 2014 at 4:49 pm // Reply

    For some reason, the fish aren’t biting.

  545. Also Just Visiting // February 27, 2014 at 4:48 pm // Reply

    Anyone want to explore a new island with me? Or help me paint my boat? Anyone?!

  546. Just Visiting // February 27, 2014 at 4:47 pm // Reply

    Salmon anyone????

  547. boombuster2.0 // February 27, 2014 at 4:07 pm // Reply

    …ok. I fish, you push the boat in. but FIRST please get me a GOOD BOAT THIS TIME!!!

  548. MY CARS NOT WORKING!!!!!!!!!

  549. normalnorman // February 27, 2014 at 1:44 pm // Reply

    To Do List:
    1. catch fish
    2. eat fish
    3. chase human

  550. Annihilation Guy // February 26, 2014 at 10:26 pm // Reply

    Anyone want to go on a boat ride?

  551. Well, looks like we need to bring it to the shop……………Again

  552. goody two shoes // February 26, 2014 at 9:27 pm // Reply

    Help it’s the TITANIC anybody, KELP?

  553. Well thank you, but uh… there’s no fish in here.

  554. Hey guys! I found a faster way to catch fish!

  555. mgkfan_ultraa // February 26, 2014 at 7:41 pm // Reply

    why don’t any humans ever want to go canoeing with me

  556. Got fish?

  557. weres the scouts with the fishing rods

  558. Who needs those fancy polar bear barges?

  559. Wombat Combat // February 25, 2014 at 10:02 pm // Reply

    So… You guys come here often?

  560. I can’t BEAR this new bed!

  561. going fishing, boy scout style!

  562. I’m waiting for my wife she said she went to get the worms and will be right back!

  563. I love this hot tub!!

  564. ”Push me!”

  565. Wombat Combat // February 25, 2014 at 2:22 pm // Reply

    Hey guys, welcome to my crib!

  566. LET’S Go FISHIN’ ! I’M TIRED!

  567. I thought I might as well practice for the 2016 Rio Olympics.

  568. I just can’t bear to get my paws wet while fishing!

  569. ,..and for my next hunt, I will use an airplane to catch birds!

  570. There was water a year ago!!!

  571. Why can’t I get moving?

  572. Awe I thought we were going fishing.

  573. Hey, need a lift? Hop in and relax, but whatever you do, don’t scratch the paint.

  574. the fisherman // February 24, 2014 at 7:08 pm // Reply

    All ashore that’s going to shore

  575. i know, its not much, but, hey, it floats!

  576. im ready when you are

  577. korean dude 123 // February 24, 2014 at 5:44 pm // Reply

    I got a boat for Christmas! Looks great!

  578. beastfighter500 // February 24, 2014 at 5:44 pm // Reply

    Lets go fishing,NOW.

  579. whatthefoxsay // February 24, 2014 at 5:42 pm // Reply

    Now its basically ”my” boat.

  580. Oh, hello! I wasn’t expecting any one, want Cola!

  581. Did the bear have to get a boat?

  582. Momo the flying lemur // February 24, 2014 at 5:17 pm // Reply

    The fish swam right through the hole in my boat ! What an insult!!!!!!

  583. Oh here goes dad about ”bonding over fishing”.

  584. This thing bearly floats!

  585. grab the fishing poles,the nets,and the tackle box. We’re going fishing.

  586. fishhookerelf // February 24, 2014 at 3:03 pm // Reply

    But mom I’m still hungry!

  587. So this is what it’s like to be a human…

  588. I was hoping this was the boat of a fisherman.

  589. hey there mother bear… want a ride?

  590. Rub a dub dub theirs a bear in the tub

  591. I love this life

  592. They got the fox and chicken feed to the other side, but they forgot and left the chicken here all alone!

  593. Your late, I thought we were going out at 6 a.m.

  594. Well… now I know where my boat is!

  595. How you doing? I’m Captin Bearington.

  596. I saw some guys in a boat and I went in the boat with them. For some reason they ran away.

  597. I wanna go too!

  598. Just bear with me little fish I think the STOVE is that way!!!

  599. lets go i got to be home by 5:00 lets go chop chop

  600. evanallmighty // February 23, 2014 at 6:46 pm // Reply

    Anchors away?

  601. Talking Person // February 23, 2014 at 6:36 pm // Reply

    What’s up? Wanna’ swim? Maybe we can barbeque! Bear with me, man. I don’t know what to choose.

  602. “I was just gonna go catch some fish!”

  603. What’s up fella?

  604. ship wrecked

  605. What up ladies?

  606. like my boat?

  607. I’m never going swimming again!

  608. MuffinPotato // February 23, 2014 at 9:29 am // Reply

    Get on the ss black bear

  609. “I guess we aren’t going fishing today”

  610. well there’s your problem

  611. Okay Cub Scouts, get in the boat

  612. I used to be a polar bear…then I went in this boat and got a tan

  613. Hey! I wanted a high quality boat on high tide, not a low quality boat on low tide!

  614. Where on earth did the water go!

  615. welcome aboard honeybear cruise lines

  616. Oops, fergotz to getz a newz coatz of paintz on my boatz! (and myz grammerz tooz)

  617. Rub-a-dub-dub, it’s a bear in a tub!

  618. Whether the boat floats isn’t your biggest problem…

  619. Just bear with me guys, I’ll be back in an hour.

  620. GRAB YOUR ROCKS! SHARPEN YOUR TEETH! WERE GOING FISHING!!!!!

  621. Ya, hows it goin’. Oh, do you need your boat back?

  622. Hey, I need a shove

  623. Just hop in and bring some paddles, too.

  624. pilotconrad2005 // February 22, 2014 at 9:24 am // Reply

    did you forget the oars?

  625. DawntheDownDuck // February 22, 2014 at 9:01 am // Reply

    Hey, boat here often

  626. Are we in LA yet?

  627. there is a bear. he likes fish like all bears,but he gets them fresh!

  628. Have you seen
    The ores

  629. dork the blade runner // February 21, 2014 at 9:24 pm // Reply

    Wuss up

  630. Well well well look who’s here… Bear!!!!

  631. RockingRock100 // February 21, 2014 at 7:15 pm // Reply

    I don’t always fish, but when I do I use a fishing pole that I got from a fisherman.

  632. Remember kids never make holes in your boat!

  633. Journal Entry 12 2/21/25
    Still stuck on the island. I need food!

  634. Going fishing, wanna come?

  635. will some one PLEASE get me a better boat

  636. THENAMEISNOTIMPORTNT // February 21, 2014 at 6:39 pm // Reply

    CAN YOU PUSH ME IN SIR?

  637. dude ready to go fishing

  638. How do I steer this thing???

  639. With this no fish will ecape me.

  640. This is how real bears get to the fish.

  641. I call it Titanic.

  642. I’m ready for Northern Teir.

  643. I couldn’t bear to see this boat go to waste!

  644. Do I smell flesh?

  645. HEY! I”M TAKING MY YEARLY BATH, HERE!

  646. now i can get more fish

  647. And they said the boating merit badge was hard to get!

  648. Man of Bananas // February 21, 2014 at 2:26 pm // Reply

    This is better than getting my paws wet!

  649. The Rowing Merit Badge Counselor is a real bear.

  650. where’s the water?

  651. you got any fish i could “have”

  652. Sorry I fell asleep in a boat last night and now I’m kind of um stuck

  653. I love my new lounge chair.

  654. hop in!

  655. just enjoying the day by the lake

    oh wait let me get that fish first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  656. PLEASE, give me some FOOD before I leave!!

  657. A little privacy!!!

  658. Hey, could you be doll and give me a push?

  659. sure I’ll take you across the pond, but it will cost you big time.

  660. The paddles are missing!

  661. sup, want to take a ride?

  662. FunnyCommenter:) // February 20, 2014 at 10:00 pm // Reply

    Let’s go fishin’.

  663. I sprung a leak and blew an engine
    time to go again

  664. I always knew bears would take eating fish to the next level, but this?

  665. I do not always lay here
    but when I do It is for no reason

  666. one second I was eating my fish
    and the next I am sitting in a dried up boat on shore

  667. I hope the 2,0000 pound bear dose not sink.

  668. I wish I could go fishing.

  669. diamond steve // February 20, 2014 at 7:45 pm // Reply

    papa bear: ahhhhh. i have always had memories of catching fish in a boat. i started when i was just about your age, little bear!
    little bear: uggg! here we go with one of dads boring stories! (sarcastically) yayyy!
    papa bear: well, back in the olden days,…

  670. hey, what you looking at? I the best seat the house, or boat that is.

  671. I need this boat because I’m a beary bad swimmer.

  672. No humans want to fish with me!

  673. Hey buddy, get into the boat. No questions.

  674. Can’t wait to show the rest of the bear cubs my boating merit badge!

  675. Just taking a Paws on the side of the river.

  676. Looks like I’m going fishing

  677. Hey why isn’t this thing moving! I saw the other guy do it why can’t I?!

  678. Up for some early morning fishing anybody?

  679. Hmm… how do you move this thing?

  680. And now boating school with the bear.

  681. whats up?

  682. This is now my boat ‘kay?

  683. Yo MAN YOU WANNA HANG OUT?

  684. Whats up bro

  685. Just bearing the ship sir.

  686. I’m going to have a rusty ride in the water!!

  687. YOU COMIN OR WHAT

  688. troop 265 pride // February 20, 2014 at 12:10 pm // Reply

    the winds were so strong my boat couldn’t bear it

  689. Sup dawg ran out of water!

  690. I hope there’s no pirates.

  691. And the adventurous journey begins…..

  692. The captain fell overboard and I don’t know how to drive this thing.

  693. Bear with me guys, I promise I’ll help row!

  694. I’m just gonna sit here until the water rises. Oh, by the way you got any sunglasses?

  695. I made this boat with my BEAR hands

  696. Hey buddy can come fish with me I can’t bear to be alone

  697. Ahhhhh, it’s a nice sunny relaxing day! I finally get to relax in my sweet boat!!!

  698. #1nyrangers fan // February 19, 2014 at 7:43 pm // Reply

    Woahhhh! This baby is a keeper. I’ve always told mama bear to come with me.

  699. Porta Potty

  700. ‘sup babe,wanna ride?

  701. Lady_Liberty // February 19, 2014 at 7:28 pm // Reply

    Come on. Or, do you want to bear crawl by yourself instead?

  702. Monkey jetpack // February 19, 2014 at 6:49 pm // Reply

    Sup, you ready to go? I’m waiting!

  703. Hop in! I hope you don’t BEAR out!

  704. I think the bear is going fishing

  705. I’m totally new wave.

  706. Need a ride?

  707. us bears are more civiliezd than you think

  708. Mom told me that the boat wouldn’t move!

  709. jedi scouter // February 19, 2014 at 5:12 pm // Reply

    I see men catch fish on this magical fish catcher. I hope it works for me!

  710. What are we fishing for, salmon or codfish.

  711. land ho!

  712. I didn’t take the boat, mom. honest, I tried to ask, but they ran away before I could.

  713. B-b@ll3r c@ptäiñ grumpÿ yo // February 19, 2014 at 9:20 am // Reply

    I just washed up on a “Bear-ren” island!

  714. laughingquack2 // February 19, 2014 at 7:31 am // Reply

    Man, I should have made a better boat!

  715. Oh, my first experience of “fishing bears” ! It only needs a fishing net.

  716. Goodbye I’m going on my boating trip.

  717. Isn’t there some nice scenery on this ride?

  718. Why am I not moving?

  719. ScoutingBuddy // February 18, 2014 at 11:43 pm // Reply

    Maybe I shouldn’t have paid so much for this boat….

  720. Mr. Mick giggles // February 18, 2014 at 9:31 pm // Reply

    This boat will bearly float

  721. Well booboo arent you comin wesa goin to go catcha some fisht to bring back to the park ranger

  722. Are we going fishing or what?

  723. Mr. Snazzmaster // February 18, 2014 at 8:12 pm // Reply

    C’mon Jim. My mom’s gonna kill me if I don’t get home by noon.

  724. where are my paddles

  725. The park rangers wont let me sail awwww….

  726. guess the boys didn’t like me fishing (I catch a lot)

  727. Row, row, row your boat gently down the grass.

  728. Are you going to come join me or what?

  729. looks like he is going fishing to get food

  730. Wanna ride?

  731. faster we don’t want that bear to steel our fish
    p.s. how did get that boat

  732. faster we don’t want that bear to steel our fish
    p.s. how did get that boat

  733. bears grow up so fast

  734. TheEpicBudder // February 18, 2014 at 6:09 pm // Reply

    I need this for my getaway!

  735. TheEpicBudder // February 18, 2014 at 6:09 pm // Reply

    B4-HIT!!!

  736. TheEpicBudder // February 18, 2014 at 6:04 pm // Reply

    The canoes were taken!

  737. Momma’s new ride.

  738. What do you mean I can’t rent this boat?!

  739. Finally! Land! I never should have gotten on that Cruise

  740. Hop in it only has a few leakes

  741. Ahhh! This is the life!

  742. It is prop thinking that it can have a ride haha

  743. I’m swamped.

  744. I think the bear is trying to go fishing!!

  745. Give me a push!

  746. Let’s go catch some fish

  747. Give me a push or I’ll eat you !

  748. just cruzin

  749. hey give me a push!!

  750. HELP I THINK I AM SINKING!!!!!

  751. HELP I THINK I AM SINKING!!!!!

  752. RockingRock100 // February 17, 2014 at 2:44 pm // Reply

    Instead of going into the water and catching the fish and puting it in my mouth, I’m just gonna do what do humans do when they try to catch a fish.

  753. “Where’s all the fish?”

  754. elephantLovEr // February 17, 2014 at 11:14 am // Reply

    They steal my fish, I steal their boat!! Don’t steal my fish humans!

  755. This is unbearable!

  756. Wanna go for a ride? I won’t bite.

  757. Cast away!

  758. I thought you said there was a boating belt loop for Bears!

  759. awesomepanda // February 16, 2014 at 7:57 pm // Reply

    they won’t steal my fish!

  760. i think this cruise is going to be a real bear

  761. Hey scout buddy!! Can you help me with my life vest?

  762. twinkle toes // February 16, 2014 at 3:27 pm // Reply

    If the fish aren’t biting… i might

  763. Hey! WHACH U LOOKIN’ AT????

  764. I would like to introduce our newest addition to our Bear Den! His name is Grizzly.

  765. Uh, guys? Can I get some polish over here? This new bath tub doesn’t look so new.

  766. Now, this is the life!! Would you like to join?

  767. Hey.. Im getting tired of waiting!!!! Are you gonna help push me out or what????

  768. Hey….. Have seen the fish bait?

  769. Tracer Bullet // February 16, 2014 at 11:06 am // Reply

    Just think, buddy. Why, if you could get this baby going, you’d be the Grizzly Bear from HELL!

  770. I’m just chilling in a boat. Nothing fishy going on here!

  771. can you give me a push?

  772. Oh is this yours?

  773. TobyMac fan III // February 15, 2014 at 9:32 pm // Reply

    Now I wonder why everyone else ran away when I came over for the free boat ride…

  774. The Joke Master // February 15, 2014 at 6:44 pm // Reply

    Are we all in the same boat here?

  775. The Joke Master // February 15, 2014 at 6:42 pm // Reply

    Yogi bear, eat your heart out

  776. You digging my ride?

  777. is some one gonna row?

  778. So, can you push me in?

  779. Wow, this is a nice view.

  780. Gone fishin
    Dinner is salmon sushimi

  781. Can I haz some fishez?

  782. Yo, man… got sun glasses?

  783. monster flower // February 15, 2014 at 3:51 pm // Reply

    No fish?!? you serious?!?

  784. Any campers who want to go boating without their buddy tag and a PFD have to go through me first!

  785. nobody told me to sail in the WATER!

  786. Got fish?

    Where are the fish?

  787. Daddy better be here soon to take me out to the lake.
    This is a beary nice boat too!

  788. Hey buddy. can you shove me off?

  789. Whew! I bearly made it in this rickety boat!

  790. I’m bear stuck

  791. The bear farted on a boat

  792. A bear sailed on a boat

  793. I hope to get some wind in my sails… wait, I don`t have sails!

  794. Oh yea, I forgot to mention I had a little encounter with a shark. It’s not a lot of damage.

  795. I can Barely Bear to leave my beautiful boat

  796. Snork…Snork… ahhhhhh.Man I did it again! I wonder where I am now.

  797. Pass me the oars, I am eager to start!

  798. Gilligan, we’ve been beached!

  799. Fishing like a BOSS!!!!!

  800. Dang it! Ran out of water!

  801. Ok counselor! I am ready to begin my Canoeing Merit Badge!

  802. LAND hoo

  803. I don’t always go fishing.
    But when I do, I go in this boat.

  804. Look at MY! sweet ride roar!

  805. chilling on my yacht

  806. I don’t always go boating but when I do I do I’m working towards my bear badge.

  807. I decided to go fishing. Sorry Had to borrow your boat though!

  808. I have been beached!!!!!!

  809. flame thrower // February 13, 2014 at 9:17 am // Reply

    come on push me!

  810. the bear is going fishing and he is thinking I’m going to show off to the humans my nice boat, he is also looking for snacks, and he is also looking for money so that he can go to a restaurant and show off how much he can eat.

  811. Do not eat

  812. FirstclassBass // February 12, 2014 at 10:27 pm // Reply

    Hey SPL, want a ride?

  813. Winnie the poo couldn’t swim so I got him this

  814. Ready to go fishing ?

  815. They’ve got us in a tractor beam!

  816. Anybody got a motor for this Yacht?? I’m NOT rowing.

  817. Captain Weedwacker // February 12, 2014 at 1:03 pm // Reply

    Fish catching Version 2.0

  818. Sometimes, you gotta go where the fish are biting.

  819. look! the paint job matches the color of my nice fur

  820. What? They say boy scouts only pack the “bear necessities”

  821. Roar, Roar, Roar, Roar Roar (to the tune of Row Row Row your boat

  822. Everybody ready for a boat ride with me? I’m ready.

  823. No time to talk, hop in the boat!

  824. Hey need a ride?

  825. Nice ride

  826. Koda, P45, Missouri // February 11, 2014 at 10:31 pm // Reply

    “Be’ar Prepared, that’s my motto!”

  827. Fishing anyone?

  828. Hey bro can you give me a push I’m hungry.

  829. Are you coming!

  830. Rub-a-dub-dub, this bears thinks he’s in a tub

  831. Well, now you know, I don’t do it in the woods!

  832. What Happened, I was a bear cub when we went on a 3 hour tour?

  833. Lets go fishing…….Bro

  834. Nice boat, mind if I take it for a spin.

  835. Do you think I took no shave November too far?

  836. Art Webelos Leader // February 11, 2014 at 7:02 pm // Reply

    Crunchy on the outside, soft & chewy on the inside

  837. Thought I’d wait here for them boys to come back and take me for a ride; that was six seasons ago.

  838. Come on in the waters warm

  839. DerpyBananas // February 11, 2014 at 5:52 pm // Reply

    Where did all the fish go?

  840. hey, ladies!

  841. Awesome sauce // February 11, 2014 at 4:42 pm // Reply

    Nice ride…but how do you start the engine???

  842. scouterforlife // February 11, 2014 at 4:42 pm // Reply

    Boy, this boat is unBEARale

  843. Commodore ScoutDaddy // February 11, 2014 at 4:35 pm // Reply

    “Hey, Boo-Boo bring the pick-a-nick basket and the oars and let’s go.”

  844. hey boys now we don’t half to stand on a water fall

  845. “Excuse me, but you wouldnt have a cup of honey to spare would ya?”

  846. scouterforlife // February 11, 2014 at 4:14 pm // Reply

    Boy, rowing for exercise will wear a bear out

  847. Oh..there you are! Did you bring the Salmon bait?

  848. The guy next door // February 11, 2014 at 4:03 pm // Reply

    “Dude, forget the poles!”

  849. Rowing Merit Badge Requirement 1.a. Do the following: Explain to your counselor the most likely hazards you may encounter while participating in rowing activities…

  850. TrollingTheNoob // February 11, 2014 at 3:20 pm // Reply

    Hey man! Let’s party in my party Jacuzzi!

  851. You said “Fishing” right?

  852. What?! I didn’t want to get wet fishing!

  853. “Bear” with me while I get my sea legs.

  854. Row, row, row your bear gently down the stream.

  855. Do you have any grey poupon to go with this salmon??

  856. “I remember learning to row this boat when I was a Cub. I have fond memories of those Cubbing days.”

  857. EpicScouting // February 11, 2014 at 2:04 pm // Reply

    What took you guys so long? I’ve been waiting for you all morning!

  858. Pack 140 Cubmaster // February 11, 2014 at 1:09 pm // Reply

    Hey! You gonna eat that?

  859. Troop 118 Athens Tn. // February 11, 2014 at 1:05 pm // Reply

    Aww I keep forgetting DONT Eat the Fishing Guide!

  860. Row Row Row your Boat?!?!

  861. Hey yogi want to go fishing

  862. This is my boat. It Bear ly floats but it is all mine.

  863. I’m off on a cub adventure!

  864. “I told them. One more verse of Row, Row, Row your boat and I would take their boat.”

  865. Be Prepared….TOO RUN!!!

  866. What’s up Cubs?

  867. ARE YOU PREPARED!

  868. Cmon boo boo is waiting on the other side of the lake

  869. Come on boys.
    Lunch is waiting!!!

  870. Hey, wanna go for a canoe ride?

  871. Tow, tow, tow your boat!

  872. So are WE GOING FISHING OR WHAT

  873. Those fishermen were delicious! Not fishy at all.

  874. I’m sure this is where they said the Bear Den was meeting to go fishing.

  875. I’m ready to go fishing! You coming?

  876. Hey mom, I found this in some abandoned campsite.

  877. pokemon master // February 11, 2014 at 10:32 am // Reply

    just a bear at bear creek

  878. nothing to see here ,just a bear in a boat

  879. Can you push me back in the water?

  880. “I wish I could go out on the water because I am tired of being on land for such a long time.”

  881. A fish’s nightmare

  882. Wanna ride?

  883. Where’s the oars?

  884. How do you steer this thing?

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