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the ambush in 3…2…1…
Hey, trash panda. That’s MY food!
Go ahead, ‘coon. Take the food…I DARE you!
See the western showdown with a cat and a raccoon for a battle of the food!
Ooh. A burglar I can destroy!!!!! MWAAAHAHAHAAAA.
Wait for it…
the bait is working! step 2: POUNCE!!!
What were you doing in my owners chimney?
jump on 3…2…1… ATTACK
call the cops!!!
Step away from the treat bowl and no one gets hurt!!!
Bad Decision in 3….2….1!
Hehehe! My trap is working perfectly! Been after this bandit for months!
T minis 10.9.8.7…
The purrrrfect trap!
Oh my goodness it is rocket racoon
Cat: Oh please, oh please…
You are not getting this food on MY WATCH.
That food is mine. Get out of the way for rockey the raccoon.
Mission impossible
DIBS!
Get off my food you nasty scounderel!
A wild cat…stalking his prey.
Just a biiiiiiiiiit closer
so HE’S the thief! I’l teach him!
Cat: Cat army ATACK!!!
Raccoon: CREW! Get the cats!!!
1… 2… 3… ATTACK!!!
Both: No no my food
Ambush on my signal!
Guy who just took the photo, DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!
Get to food get to food get to food.
He never saw it coming
And no one heard from Bob the Coon again.
The trap is working PURRfectly!
i will ambush you
Not on my watch
A wild trash panda crawls towards the kitten’s food, having no idea the kitten is only inches away. Find out what happens next, on national geographic channel.
Away from my food, trash panda!
I got my eyes on the target, do I have clearance to take the shot, over.
Our unsuspecting hero approaches the trap!
Step away from the treat bowl, and no one gets hurt…
“C’mon…one more step…”
Mr. Fluffles prepare to ambush the enemy!
okay now this is your last chance to do it. last time you ate didn’t see the the cat. ahhhhhhhhhhh
A little bit closer, a little bit closer… NOW!!!!!
hide
Wait for it……
Ninja kitty strikes again on unsuspecting raccoon.
Raccoon: Get away or I will attack!!!
Cat: * decides to jump *
Raccoon: * attacks *
Cat * jumps back *
Raccoon: * eats cats food *
Cat: Back away from MY food, you imbecile!
Raccoon: *Runs for it*
wait for my prey to come to meeeeeee!
Back away from the catnip.
I’ll race you for it!
Oh no! A robber!
LOL
*Pulls Out Katana*
ahoy kitty I CLAIM THIS FOOD FOR ME CREW!
I come in peace and brought snacks🐱🐷
somebody set the rober alarm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This bandit isn’t getting my catnip today!
cat:you better not touch my chow or else it is gonna get UGLY
Cat: come closer to the trip wire and you get launched to the roof.
wait for it, wait for it, and jump!
Just one more step…
I’ll be taking that,🆗?
Oh no commander newsworthy ITS A TRAP!!!
Get ready for the ambush,
he’s take’n the bait.
Now when he gets closer I will spring him.
This is agent feline reporting to base. We have an intruder! I repeat! We have an intruder!
Saw the cat bowl.
Ran to the cat bowl.
Ignored the “cat” in “cat bowl.”
As long as I don’t look at him,he won’t catch me
The first raccoon may get the food, but the crazy cat gets the raccoon.
come on….. just a little bit closer.
Ambush!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(This is fun bob) said the racoon
A little closer, a little closer…
Cat:hehehe! I’m going to teach him a lesson! Raccoon:FOOD
cat:Hehehe I got him!
Cat:Huh!!! A burgalar! He must be a burgalar he has the mask and everything!This looks like a job for cat man!Uh Oh.:O 🙁
“This plan is perfect!” says the cat “so… tempting…” says the racoon
ITS A TRAP!!!!!
Beware you masked critter, for I am a highly trained Cat Burglar!
1… 2… 3… AMBUSH!
At last! Here comes dinner…
It’s coming… It’s coming… Right into my trap.
Almost.. There..
“On your marks… Cheater!”
Ready aim pounce!!!
Yum is this for me? YUMMY😃!!!!! time to di… Wait a second. That cats aroun… OUCH!!!!!!!!!
Step one, raccoon walks toward food, step two, I get the drop on him, step three disrespectful victory dance.
Oh, man! Tommy has no idea what’s about to happen!
To bad they have the new C.A.T security system, my mask dosen’t work on those …
Wait for it…wait for it…aww rats, you’re not my dinner!
Not so fast, wickie!
(Raccoon) time to INVADE!!!!!!!!!!! Augh,dangit! THE CAT HEARD ME!!!
Yes! My trap is working! Raccoon guts for lunch!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The CAT in its native habitat, waiting to strike its prey
The trap’s working!
Cat: YES! Now’s my chance to ambush that raccoon that’s been stealing my food!
I didn’t say there would be a rat fight I combined cat/raccoon
George,George,George of the jungle watch out for that cat.
ONE… TWO…TREE, Now Jump!!!
I’m going in.
Mayday mayday cat snipers
is that you buddy…oh wait your that coon
why did they give me new food?why?!😞
I dare you to touch it! (he doesn’t know I planted a land mine under the porch)
Back off intruder!!!
INTRUDER! INTRUDER!
This, is about to get ugly…
We will now witness the stalking cat to attack its prey.
Touch it I will strike! I dare ya! Touch itttt!!
come on man thats the third time this week! find somewhere else to dine
order up, hope you asked for a claw sandwich.
Sorry bro, that’s my food. Pounce!!
the hunger games
ok ill jump in 3, 2, 1,!!!
Just a little closer… closer… closer… POUNCE!
My precious!
AgentCat: “He is falling for the trap. I repeat, he is falling for the trap.”
um thats mine
Hey, cat, can I eat Your food?
Here comes the neighborhood thief right on time.
Mission Food-Impossible
hey… that`s my food!!!
That’s my food!
I’ve been waiting all day to catch him in the act!
Uh I think I racked up the highest amount of food thefts against my own species, ESPECIALLY CATS!!
He thinks he’s stealthy? Just come a little closer that food you thief!
Wait for it…waaiit for it…
Sneak attack
Are you like the phantom of the Opera? No, okay
Just you wait little rascal, just you wait…
I MUST STOP THE INTRUDER
where did you get that mask and suit?
It’s time to steal the cat food
Forget mice, I’m eating roasted raccoon for dinner!
“Commence attack on racoon main reactor.”
oh no! a bandit!
If only I had a water balloon…
He must’ve forgotten we were playing hide-and-seek.
raccoon.does cat food give me nine lives
cat.how are you going to get my food
shhh…im hunting wabbits,wait a second! this is the wrong text
It was love at first sight. Kitty is already planning the wedding.
Hey Bandit, where’s Smokey?
Hey, does that really help you see the ball better, or is that just a fashion statement.
With that mask, this guy is going to be hard to pick out in a line up,
There goes the neighborhood!
Agent Kitten is spying on Dr. Raccoon who stole the most powerful weapon in Kitty Land… Cat Food
Agent Kitten is undercover spying on Dr. Raccoon who stole the Cat Food.
Does cat food give me nine lives?
Raccoon, are you kitten me right meow!
I’m watching you.
oh dear, you are my father!
How do you like your racoon, medium or well done?
the king of rats
I heard there was a McDonald near. Is this it?
don’t you dare eat my food!
MY FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My trash BUB!!!
I learned this move from Assasins Creed! High-ya!!
The coast is Not clear. Where’s my next target?
Target sited
Lets race! 123…ouch
Do it I DARE you.
one more step an i’ll shred your tail off!
O No you dont
This is Jupiter… the fish is going for the hook… repeat… the fish is going for the hook. Venus, you come from the right… Neptune, you counter from the left… Pluto, begin reeling in the line.
ready.. and ATTACK
You touch my food I jump on you!
Don’t even think about it
Get out of here bub, this is my joint
[cat] now just what do you think your doing
meow…how about…100% for me and 0% for you…meow.
” He He! He dosn’t even know that that’s my cat litter!”‘|:)
I see trouble. I’m going to call animal control…
Yes, the trap is set…
He’s not stealing my food a second time!!
now I don’t need to take out the trash!!!!!!!
Intruder intruder!send out the garbage!!!
waiting for my dinner, waiting for my dinner… Oh never mind i’ll just eat the bacon.. or is that cow meat…
A little closer….. A little bit more……
call in back up! I repeat call in back up!
Eh, whatever that stuff tastes like sawdust anyway. Help yourself.
Back off, raccoon or I will call in the big guns…THE HUMANS!!!!!!!!!
Another one bites the dust!!
Ambush!!!
Almost got ya!
all good things come to those who wait
FREEZE!!!
3…..2…..1!!!
I must catch this bandit who’s trying to steal my food.
Take the bait.. take iiiiiiit…
HEY YOU WEREN’T INVITED TO MY BUFFET!!!!
no touchies.
I’ll order takeout please…..
criminal #109 reporting to the restaurant…….
Hands off Buster ! Go find your self a trash can.
“I’m going to steal this–OH NO!!!!!
Quick.. she’s not looking- oh yes she is.
“The pea is in the pod. I repeat, the pea is in the pod!”
no wonder I’m such a bad thief I obviously need a bandits mask like the raccoon
dont worry you wont
well from watching him I finally figured out that its not my technique that makes me a bad thief its my white fur and lack of a natural bandits mask
Don’t you dare touch my food!
why HELLO! would you like to share with me? well to bad!!!MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
”set the bait wait for it… POUNCE i never liked cat food anyway.
THERE IS ONLY ONE SALMON EATER!
Oh, hi. Um… meow?
Welcome to my restaurant of KittyLitterCats.special today is meat served with fries and a fish😺.
just a little closer…..
We’re in the wrestling ring! The cat attacks. HI-YOWW!!!!! The raccoon fights off the cat winning his delicious food.
Don’t even think about taking my food.If you do so help me I will go all puma on you!!!
Closing in on a robber wearing a mask I think but anyways I am going to arrest him.
(Cat) hello fellow cat… Hey get away from my food… Hiss
Target is coming into range.Wait..Wait
Don’t you dare touch my wet cat food or else… I will use sparta pounce!
Food wars episode 1
you have a mask but I am more sneaky
You can see what’s about to happen
HEY! That’s MY food! 3-2-1 POUNCE!!!!!
HEY! THAT’S MY FOOD YOU CRAZY RACOON!😾
Behold! The catcoon! 🐱
That’s my food! Not if I get to it first!
The bait seems to be working, and I shall finilly get rid of this pesky raccoon once and for all.
Bro is that you?
Don’t eat my food!
Which should I eat, the cat or the cat’s food?
Are you my mother?
Waiiiiiiiiittttt!!! your not allowed on the porch.
I’m gonna git u
yum food (the cat says)
I see you! You sneaky raccoon!
I love pouncing on my dinner with no interruNooooooooo
wait, wait. Its kibble
stop right there cat! I got a water pistol!
Hey, cat, if you aren’t going to eat that, can I?
We don’t serve your kind here.
Raccoon: FOOD!
Cat; HEY! That’s mine!
Raccoon: You alweas say that.
He thinks he can get my food? HA! Well I’ll show him.
I think i’ll stay up here!
Red light, RED LIGHT! DIDN’T YOU HEAR ME? R-E-D-L-I-G-H-T!
Mom I’m busy
If you take a step closer to my chow, lunch is on you!
Get off my lawn!!!
Is it okay if I have this?
Pretend the cat is not there just a little more to get to the food!
I hope he’s single!
Hey bro……. Can I have some food?
What do you think your doing in my territory, bandit.
I hope he doesn’t find me. (Playing hide and seek)
If I don’t see him, he won’t see me.
And what do you think you are doing?
Just a few more inches…
welcome to caty cat food. our special today is foodie fish sticks and raccoon. would you like some? 🙂
the cat is thinking: come on, come on, just a little closer……
And it’s off to the races today!
What kind of animal are you?
Sneak Attack!!! The raccoon fell into the trap!
i wonder where the cat is………. OH NO!!!!!
mask face at 11 o clock order……wait WHAT!
Ready…aim…POUNCE!!!!!!!
The innocent raccoon approaches his daily meal. Little does he know that someone else had planned on pulling a heist, and that certain someone is not about to call it off now.
Go ahead Raccoon! I never trust anyone with a mask!
thats right … keep it comin….
5 4 3 2 1 pounce
(Cat) Hey, if we work together we can get the food away before the dog comes back!
Wait for it, wait for it…..
Target Sighted. Pouncing in 3 2 1.
Racoon: Now is my chance!
Cat: Now is my chance!
Now is my chance before that cat comes back.
Silly raccoon.
I will get you first
Closer. Closer
“5,4,3,2,1”
This food is protected by CA&T.
He doesn’t know it yet but I’m ready to pounce!
What? i`m hungry, can I just nibble down all of it?
[cat] w… w….wwwwhat is that thing [Raccoon] YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!
Jokes on him, I “accidentally” spilled prune juice in the dog’s food.
I wonder where that cat hid… Oh! Wait.. FOOD!!!
The cat decided that the raccoon was more entertaining than his food.
Get off my lawn!
I must create a diversion to steal that cats food1!
Sneak Attack in 3…2…1 NOW!!!
My trap is working! >:)
uhhh…i was here first.
#stealing kibble
Hey!This is MY food!
This is too good to be true……
don’t touch that!!!
My food! Not yours!
Keep yo paws off you coon
5 kitty treats a day for guarding a meal! What a deal!
ROBBER!!!! HELP!!!!!!
Get away from my food, you dirty bandit!
this is almost as fun as eating that goldfish
Bra take more step i’ll make sure your soul die forever then i curse your life Meow
Wait for it…..Wait for it…..SCREEEEEAAAAACH!!!
Hey! Stop that! That’s for my cooking merit badge!
Have you ever felt like someone is watching you?
time to pouce
HEY, what do you think your doing. Nobody steals the sacred dog food but me.
take it take…. good raccoon
is this for here or to go?
i wouldnt want to meet that cat in a dark alley at night
Awesome! Free food! I wonder where the cat is.
Somebody call 911, I think a robber raccoon is trying to get my food!!!!
I will wait till your almost there and then I will strike!
ONE MORE STEP AND ILL HAVE RACCOON FOR DINNER
On your marks get set, Go!
Hmmm… Food for free is weird…. CAT!!!
Go ahead Rocky, make my day!
Ninja time. I am Kung Fu Panda right?
I wouldent do that if i were you fred
Space… The final frontier
Racoon: To be, or not to be. That is the question
I thought it was just some cat food, but it was a HAMBUSH!
The last thing he will hear is,GERONIMO!!!
Raccoon:…28,29,30! Okay…”Here is the treasure. Watch out for the sea monster.
Cat: HEY!!!
your face is gonna look great doused in my milk
The wild cat is ready to pounce on its prey.
Kitty no like sharing!!!
Back so soon!
One more step and I’ll give you a bloody nose to go with your two black eyes!
Hey! You can’t take that! I’m working on my cooking merit badge!
Boy, this is gonna be halarious!
Since when did the burglars fall for the power kitty temptation?
“Gotcha!”
It,s all part of the food chain kitty
I’m a ninja, with the epic gift of stealth.
Hey raccoon! Stay away from my catnip!
cat:so,I have caught you red handed!
racoon:I wanted to talk to you!
cat:WHY ARE YOU STEALING MY WATER???!!!
racoon:I am busted.
Peek-a-boo. Is see’s you
YOU MUST BE A BURGURLUR
I shall not be stopped.
Who do you think you are;theif
TIMBER!!!!!!!!
Ha! I’m a NINJA
Looks like this racoon won’t catch me off guard.
Mine-Don’t you dare
“If you eat my food, I’ll pounce on you!”
WAIT…WAIT…Boom! HEADSHOT!
[Ktcch]- Alright, I got the defenses down, Racoon. You are clear for the food heist. I repeat, you are clear!-[Ktcch]
Raccoons are so gullible. Mwahahahaha!
I don’t think so Mr smarty pants! wait, noooo!!!!
I don’t think so Mr smarty pants! wait, noooo!!!!
Spy Cat the new technology for making sure an animal doesn’t steal your food. Spy Cat order now!
“Just a little more…”
not in my house!
intruder alert intruder alert
A raccoon about to eat my food, too bad!
He’s sneaky and he was born with a shady mask. He’s obviously my long-lost cousin Hughie.
C’mon coon’ get outta my food! Oh… Not listenin to me eh? I guess you didnt see my BIG OL’ CLAWS!!!!!
Get off my terrotory!
“a striped cat! Wait… Hey! that’s my dinner! Back off!”
Maybe the cat won’t notise .
Come on, where’s my kitty bomb… Oh no, I left it back at the litter box…
Back off! That’s mine!
Ah-Ha! my raccoon is trying to eat my dinner.If he eats one bite,He will die FOREVER!!!!
That’s it a little closer, then I can get my trapping merit badge!
sir i think i found the masked food bandit.
Ha Ha ,I’ve got you NOW, you ring tailed robber!
Hey! I’m the cat burglar here!
Raccoon: Something smells fishy… Yes the food but something else.
Touch it, and you will be next
alright, that is it! that’s the last time I give him free food, if he touches that bowl he’s dead.
Operation:Sneak Attack is set.
C’mon, kitty, sharing is caring.
you wont get away with this
Is this my dish or yours?
Invader at 10:00! Uh…. I mean RACOON at 10:00!
Heh Heh…. He left his food out. Sucker!
cat: iz a ninja he no get my kitty food- it yummy
raccoon: that darned catll never know what hit im, i gots me ana army o’ fleas
ill just wait untill he eats the fish food wait i tottaly mean real food…
and the rare white tiger stalks the striped racoon…
I must protect our base’s food supply!
cat: what in the world is that thing!
Looks like I have to deal with this for my food again.
looks like the rodent got in again, Guess I have to kill him!
ahh the bacon thief
Touch the food and you will be ground raccoon
racoon:can you share
cat:sure i need my crystal bowl anyway
Finally- cat food!
not this time you wont
Cat vs racoon: cat food wins!
I know that I’ll scare at least five pounds off of that coon when I land
I know I’ll scare at least five pounds off that coon when I land
“Free food!” Thump! Crack! Hisss! *groan* “I take that back.”
Do you want to play cake peek-a-boo? or Food peek-a-boo?!
Yes!!!!!!!!! My trap is working !!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello Thief. Have you ever heard the phrase…. “Death comes from above?”
Just a few more seconds till ambush
here racoon, racoon, racoon
I’m waiting for you
Yes. yes. all according to plan.
SHHHHHH…… Be vewy vewy quiet. Im Hunting Wacoons
cat:The trap is set now all i have to do is wait.
Raccoon:i smell something tasty….oh look someone left some food out and you know what
they say about wasting perfectly good food.
Cat:i have you know i knew it was you who ate my fish suffle
My evil demoniac plan to find the thief is working PURRRfectly
what is that thing!
So YOU are the one who was taking my food!
Cat: I’m watching you
Cat: Ready… Aim…
No no no, not in my house.
couple of seconds and pounce.
cat: you touch my food you DIE! raccoon: BUT ITS WORTH IT
I will get you if its the last thing I do!!!!!
Oh no you didn’t !
Don’t you dare!
now the trap is set all i have to do is pounce
My bowl is only half full, it is obvious that I shall starve, the only-hey! HEY! get away from my kibble!
Mom uncle tom is back!
I see you.
The trap is ready, sneak attack in place sir.
Well,well,well, mr .racoon i thought we handled this already
Cat: “Whats your name?”
Raccoon:”Close your eyes for 10 seconds.”
Cat:”WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING!”
Hmm… I think I found the masked culprit.
Paws of thats my food
He never saw it coming…
Closer . . . Closer . . .
Racoon: Ooh, lunch deluxe coming up!
Cat: Racoon coming up next on the menu, this is better than that premium “Blue” cat food from the comercials!!
Go ahead, I dare you.
mmm…cat food
Cat: what is he doing hmm attack
Hey hey what are you doing are you going to steel my food.
Not going to happen.
….. 3 2 1 BOO!!!
this doesn’t look like a cat, but ok
yeehaw, partner ! come one step closer and your done for.
Stay away raccoon,this is MY kitty food pool!!!!!
I can’t believe he fell for it!!
Houston: We have a problem with burglary.
To pounce or not to pounce, that is the question.
Come on, come on, take the bait you little rascal!
Racoon: Slowly… Carefully…
Cat: 3… 2… 1… POUNCE!!!!
YOU!……..SHALL!……NOT!……PASS!
What are you doing
target approaching. sniper 3..2..1 FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know how my mom makes MY dinners so I will gladly let you have it, but the dessert is MIIINE!!!! (mmmmm, dessert!)
what!?! him again?won’t ever give up!
What the?!? These country rats sure are BIG!
there’s no such thing as a free lunch.
if he takes one step closer i’m going to have a new scratching post.
hmm, I wasn’t expecting guests.
Hey, what are you doing with my food?!?
Back off buster that cat food is MINE!
raccoon: I come from the raccoon planet, we need your energy pellets to survive.
cat: yea right “pounce”
Raccoon: Mr. Fluff is gone. YYYEEEESSS!!!
Mr. Fluff (cat): U NO TOUSH MA FOODS!!!!!
OK, on the count of three, we jump out at the raccoon and tell him to stay away ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!
Raccoon: YES!!, fluffy isn’t around!!!
Cat: hey buster, up here
Raccoon:* Runs away on an empty stomach* Jee fluffy u ever heard of the word sharin??!!
Hey my owner does not give scraps to common strays!
You can take my mice, my milk, even my catnip, BUT YOU WILL NEVER MY MEOW MEOW MIX CATFOOD!
Aaah!! A thief. I am going to stopz him
ready……aim……….
you best back up son
New discovery! Raccoons fall for traps! I better tell my friends this.
You will never get my pizza
Misson #1! Get garbage to “Garbagetopia”!!!
He’s taking the bait! Looks like I won’t have to do any trash talking this time.
New discovery! Raccoons fall for pranks! I better tell my friends this.
New discovery! Raccoons fall for pranks! I better tell my friends this.
I can’t let the raccoon take my garbage
If he eats it, I’ll tell him what’s in it, and then I will have the last laugh.
The battle for the food is ON!
you are not worthy of the food
Yo Mr. raccoon you touch my lunch and you die!
Ready. Set. Attack!
What do you think your doing I thought I said for you to stay away!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought I told you to NEVER come back!
i smell a rat
sneaking,sneaking,sneaking,sneaking He’ll never see me
On the count of three, 1…2…3!
None Shall Pass!
HALT! you shall not go into the castle
WAIT FOR IT……. WAIT FOR IT!!!!!!!
EAT FUZZ, BANDIT!
321!! Plan 565 rat-coon trap!! fire!!!!
No no dat my food. Plan 66 activation
Nooooooo, that is my food you go raid another cats food
almost there, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, and Pounce.
cat: you now how raccoons rip off animals heads for food
raccoon : yeah
cat: well lets try that the other way around
5..4..3…2..1..
Raccoon : target aquired.
cat: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Oh! Premium deluxe cat food! Oh, actually have second thoughts.
that is grat
Omega 3, get ready to pounce. Over.
again i thought we already went over this last week oh look a plastic nife on the ground (two minutes later) SPLAT does any one have shovel i could use
MY FOOD KITTY! meow.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!
Ever heard of a rat trap? How about a raccoon trap!
1…2…3 jump!
You take it, I’m going to go find my crystal bowl.
3…2…1 I GOT YOU MR. RACCOON!!!!!!!!!
Food shall be mine!
I WANT THE PAN
1..2..3.. jump
My trap is working beautifully.
hello,my name is…oh,your not a cat…SOUND THE ALARM!
hey,thats not trash!
Cat: “WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY YARD”?!?
Raccoon: “…” *runs away*
activate defense mechanism. 3-2-1
Don’t touch the food…… I guardz it
My lucky day!
Look at those tasty cat treats! YUM!! And Fluffy is no were in sight!
Oh no you DI’INT!
imma get u if u touch dat food itz mine
don’t you drae tuch my food
Go ahead and take the food. The broccoli flavor is revolting, and I’m a carnivore!
Ah…so THAT’S who’s been eating my food.
he’s not taking my food again!
maybe you can has my food…i dont want to eat its
If this raccoon gets any closer to my food i will Kitty Kick him!!!!!
Cat:Ok. Let’s have a race. If I win, I get the food. If you win, I get the food. Am I clear? Racoon: Umm… I think it’s the other way around.
it looks delicious but also, HISS!, occupied
don’t you dare come one step closer
Cat: your the one stealing my food i thought the tiger across the street was
Raccoon: Tiger
step away from the pie plate!!!
I thought mice were smaller, Mommy!
ready 123 pounce
thats what you get for trying to eat my food!!!!
Secret Agent Cat watches the racoon move closer, then calls for backup from Secret Agent Human.
ready… set…
You again! I thought I told you that that is MINE!
i love nothing
That’s it, just come a little bit closer, you’re almost there buddy, that’s it, take it nice and easy…..
I see the food, but I think there’s a catch. Plus, It’s cat food. “Mommy!!!!!!!”
Cat: “Wait for it, wait for it…..”
Racoon: Just act natural. 😨😨
Cat:does he think I cant see him😉😉
get away from my food
Thats the biggest mouse I’ve ever seen.
“What are you doing?” “Oh you know stealing food.” “Oh ok then”
You are a really bad spy.
well it it is obvious that the raccoon was trying to steal the cat food and the cat was trying to protect its food.
The ninja coon goes in, but he didn’t check for guards.
Affirmative, suspect has approached the target.
Oh no! It’s Billy The Kid!!!
Hah! that’s the bandit that took all my food
Just try it, I dare ya! I double dare ya!
couple more feet and pounce
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but… Ahh, why not? (pounce)
Every bone in my body says jump on him, but my mind disagrees…
Any sudden move toward my food bowl and you’re toast!
Closer….closer…….
Food Fight!!!!!
GIMMIE YOU FOOD OR ELSE
I KNEW IT I KNEW I SMELT A RATCOON!
don’t you dare get near that
The great Cat spots it’s prey…
do you value your life?
THOW ,SHALL ,NOT ,PASS!!!!!!!!!!
Cat: Here comes that old stripy, just like clock work
the white shadow strikes again.
Looks like that class for learning to speak dog really worked!
I think I saw the cat go inside…
trap set just need to watch the show
trap set just need to watch the show
9… 10! ready or not here I come!
get yo paws off of my food plus i got my cameras set up!!!
wait for it wait for it………..POUNCE!
DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH MY FFOOOODD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you take one more step…
Now what is that animal? I don’t know… but it is going to MY food… I’ll fall on him and tear him into pieces in 3… 2… 1…
I’m watching you!
“Paws off!”
“This is my food!”
Trap set, just need to watch the show
are you my mommy?
then again I wasn’t that hungry anyway
that is the ugliest cat I ever seen
are you my mommy?
cat: 3…. 2…. 1….
don’t you dare come one step closer.
Wait for it…….
Come on closer….closer take the bait and I will be eating loads of catnip for this mission ;P
“BWEEP! BWEEP! BWEEP! Step away from the food dish! Step away from the food dish!”
cat: oh no you’re not
Raccoon: oh yes I am
you can not eat MY FOOD!
don’t look I’l leave in a second
I don’t think you want to eat that. I marked my territory on it!
Don’t even think about it!
Hey, it’s cousin Jerry!
RED LIGHT!
Closer…closer…
raccoon: oh look free food! hopefully there is not a cat around to see me steal it.
cat:okay on 3 pounce. 1…2…
Headlines: “Sniper kitten gets ready to pounce on bombarding salvage!”
You have been messing with me for years, now its my turn!
and the trap is ready
I taught I thaw a wacoon….I did!! I did see a wacoon!!
No one messes with my food bandit buddy
Hi. May I eat you? Hey! Where are yoooou going off to?! My food! Noooooooooo!
Time for an aerial kill.
If you take one more step……….
Good, no one’s looking.
Don’t ponce until you see the black of their masks, soldier!
aww man, i wanted a bigger bowl.
How are you going to weasel out of this, Fungo?
Who are you?
Defeated…again.
I have my eye on you Mr.
Cat: If Only I Had A Hockey mask On….
Mission Capture Raccoon: So far, so good!
Cat – “Hey Rocky, I laid a plate out for you. Enjoy!”
The dog was bad, but a cat, seriously?
I made it past the dog, but the cat too? Really?
little closer, little closer, STOP right there were I need you. Now smile for the camera
I am the white night. I am cat man. I pounce down on evil, and keep pawthom safe from crime.
Take the food they said. It’ll be easy they said
I see you now you are it.
That’s the biggest mouse I’ve ever seen!!!
Now that’s funny.
I’me going to get you.
Both: Maybe taking the dare to get back at that guy wasn’t a good idea…
we may be relatives but that’s my food!
what is the racoon doing???????
This week on Animal Planet: Why do cats bait raccoons? Thursday night at 8.
Just a little closer…
I better watch out for these new high-tech cat cameras…
Cat “I Have you right were I want you and when I pounce you shall… HEY WAIT!!!!!
just step on that red X, its perrrfecly safe.
Thief! Help! POLICE! A MASKED THIEF JUST STOLE ALL MY VALUABLES!!!!! Whyyyyy!!!!???
just a little closer…
Oh no! Looks like my food has been stolen by… by a CAT BURGLAR!!!
That’s it, take the bait masked bandit.
Really a raccoon and a cat I think the cat will scare the raccoon
You are a STRANGE cat.
Stop it, thief, In the name of the claw!
Hey, I like your mask!
If you touch my food maybe you will be my food.
Uh-uh. You are NOT getting my lunch
(Cat) We have a lot in common;we both like cat food, exept it’s not for you. So get back or your going to be a sacrifice for the invincible FAT White Ninja!!!!!!
Cat says: Hey there’s the Mask Raccoon I saw on the wanted poster!!
Raccoon: Only thing wanted around here is that bowl of yummy food!! 🙂
One step closer and I’ll pounce!
you think im a robber
you think your the robber
cat:thief! Call the police
raccoon: sure after I eat
(raccoon) Hey cat! (cat) yeah? (raccoon) I made up a song just for you. (cat) mh? CAN”T TOUCH THIS!”
Want a kitty back ride?
What are u doing down there other cat?
As the BANDIT approaches, the WHITE SHADOW prepares to make it’s move… (To be continued)
He will never find me here.
The masked mallard! I knew he would come!
Come on my slave bring me my food
Found you! My Turn
stay on target, stay on target
What in the world are you!??Are you a cat!??
Ok.. all i have to do is sneak past this cat when he is not looking, take the food, and……
Oh Snap.
Mommy I think a raccoon stealing my food.
touch my food and I will make YOU my food.
What happens when you forget to give your pet raccoon… AND your pet cat lunch.
Sneak attack!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cat -Hay! You get off my porch!
Uh, if you think you are gonna get that food, you better think again.
Welcome to camp! Do you have a current medical form?
love it
wait, wait, now attack!!!!!!
If you think it’s too easy, you’re right!
The cops told me to keep an eye on this one.
He is so going down for this!
Cat-Welcome to Mc-Animals may I take your order
Raccoon- ill have that bowl
Welcome to Mc-Animals may I take your order
The target is approaching captain, should I fire now or wait?
If you don’t touch my food, I’ll only partially slice you up into pieces.!
Heh heh heh. And they said I could never be stealthy.
friends forever
Oh hi Bob I’m just going to get some food if thats okay
And here we see the predator, the cat, stalk the prey, the racoon, crawl closely to its demise
Yeah thats right come don’t come close or I will claw you!
just stoping by for a snack
don’t you dare come closer or else …..da da da
get off my property or I will make you.
Don’t you touch that
sound the alarm!…racoon raid!
Cat- Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, HE TOUCHED MY FOOD!!!! HE IS ABOUT TO PAY FOR THIS!!!
to be continued…….
hi there are you a cat too?
You may look funny, but at least you smell better than the Black and White one the other day.
Cat:Raccoon ambush, at 4 o’clock!
racoon: I think I smell a cat…
1…2…3…POUNCE! MY FOOD!!!
1…2…3…POUNCE! MY FOOD!!!!
Cat: What?! Your name is Herekittykitty too?!
“Hurry, before Mom catches us sneaking snacks!!!”
“ambush in 3… 2… 1…
Yes! Just a little closer…
ive got you exactly where I want you!…I think…
oh no. not this time you don’t!
Keep coming…just a few more steps Mr. Raccoon…
I CAN SMELL YOU AND WHEW ITS BAD!
raccoon: who let the cat out of the bag cat: get away from my food rat
Shhhh….. The ambush is near…
Coming in June, “Cats from Space”
Hopefully their feline scouts won’t see… Ooh! Food!
That’s funny! lol
Bob, you can have my leftovers
Hmmmmm…. Better think this one through…
Act casual, act casual…THEN SNATCH THE FOOD AND RUUUUUUUUUN!!!
Ok, 123!
You’re sharing this,right
Eat then be eating Mr.acoon
i’m queen of this land .you littel thief you get nothing but those scraps i on he othr hand get all the catfood i want
Cat: I’m just gonna watch it happen,nobody knows that I put a bunch of hot peppers in my kitty mitty food
wait for it, wait for it pounce
OH NO ITS A CAT BURGELER!
Nobody will miss it. . .
I am sure to get my full 8 seconds in on this one.
you will learn not to steal others food
i can finally take my revenge
Angry raccoon in 1,2,3……
closer closer no!!! wait for my signal!!!!
Goldilocks to Papa Bear. The raccoon has taken the bait and is en route to ambush. Standby.
The savage beast, spots his unsuspecting victim . . .
3…2…1… ATTACK!
Hey! Who are you looking at little miss minkypaws?
as long as your snaeky i wont fall for it.the cat says
Cat’s thinking: Well, it’s the dog’s food, not mine! And racoons thinking: Wait….. Im alergic to dog food, right?
Stay! Stay or else!!
My fellow feline, do you have a cheeseburger I could snag?
That is MY food. preparing pounce sequence. t minus 5- 4- 3- 2…..
The species of iilllunndverus maxiixillllllllllsksksus aproaches the food….
(stomach growls) ya know what, I just think I’ll eat the food instead. Will the iilllunndverus maxiixillllllllllsksksus mind????
I swear, if you take one step closer to my food bowl…
Don’t you think about it, that’s my lunch.
If you touch that food even a little bit, I will pounce!
Don’t you even think about stealing my lunch!
Take the food, just don’t hurt me!
Hey Dude, cool sunglasses!!!
wohwohwoh what are you doing.
Cat, recording his observation: “I’ve been watching this racoon for days now without him knowing, and have finally lured him out of the wild with a bowl of my food.” Racoon, thinking to himself: That cat’s been watching me for days. I wonder if he thinks I’m stupid? Well, he DID leave me a bowl of food, so bon appetit!