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  1. Those humans never learn! This is the fifth time I’ve broken a lock like this!

  2. I can chew through this chain

  3. *cue the Mission Impossible music*

  4. I am the great WHOdini. I am able to break out of any cage!

  5. Scram! It’s the fuzz!

  6. parrot huodini!

  7. _TheSquirrel // November 26, 2018 at 8:52 pm // Reply

    Polly wanna key. Polly wanna key. Squawk! Polly wanna key. Polly wanna key. Squawk!

  8. Pizzabuddyboi // June 7, 2018 at 12:53 pm // Reply

    When Dat boi escapes, he will be flying evrywhere

  9. Rayzpower // May 30, 2018 at 5:52 pm // Reply

    I’m a master escapist HAHAHA

  10. STOP! THIEF!

  11. E Gamer 563 // April 12, 2018 at 6:31 am // Reply

    I’m a pretty bird why can’t I do this

  12. Let’s just hope there is no guards.

  13. What did I do? what did I do?

  14. Jailbreak!!!

  15. superscout127 // March 10, 2018 at 5:42 pm // Reply

    This is the perfect heist! B)

  16. MordorWyvern // March 7, 2018 at 6:51 pm // Reply

    What I need are arms, hands, and a lockpick.

  17. Scouttrooper360 // March 4, 2018 at 1:08 pm // Reply

    I’m gonna do something I saw in an episode of Hogan’s heroes!

  18. TheAmazingPeguin // January 29, 2018 at 3:37 pm // Reply

    ALMOST…. GOT IT!

  19. Help me break out of jail

  20. After this, its the world. Hahaha.

  21. The jail-bird making another attempt to get out …

  22. I shall escape soon!

  23. with this beak, and my highly developed brain….I shall create….FREEDOM!!!

  24. Let’s see here how do I get out. I know I should pick the lock.

  25. This isn’t the dish I ordered.

  26. Pizza boy 687 // August 29, 2017 at 4:09 pm // Reply

    Grab the crowbar we’re getting out of here

  27. 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 // August 10, 2017 at 4:21 pm // Reply

    I am going to be free from the zoo! Oops, *clears throat* prison!!

  28. scout's sister // July 29, 2017 at 5:17 pm // Reply

    Where’s a locksmith when you need one.

  29. misterstinkyface // July 17, 2017 at 6:23 pm // Reply

    Pick da lock! Pick da lock

  30. xXmanManXx // July 12, 2017 at 4:39 pm // Reply

    I never deserved to be a prisoner

  31. Gotta pop this cage open like a soda can!

  32. AnonomysViewer // June 24, 2017 at 4:22 pm // Reply

    I want crackers NOW!

  33. mr. incredible // May 27, 2017 at 4:06 pm // Reply

    I must do this.For crackers!

  34. The nerdy geek // May 23, 2017 at 3:41 pm // Reply

    Need to escape prison…

  35. MUST ESCAPE!

  36. Billy boy // May 19, 2017 at 8:02 pm // Reply

    Oh no dinner time is in 10 minutes

  37. The key to escapeing!

  38. stormpooper // April 28, 2017 at 10:14 pm // Reply

    must…get…out!!!

  39. In the movies it looks so easy!

  40. The Red Penguin // April 2, 2017 at 2:41 pm // Reply

    This is sooooo much harder that it looks in movies!

  41. Big Bad Baby Booyah // March 30, 2017 at 10:33 pm // Reply

    It’s time to break out of prison.

  42. Hey, the goat can do it, so why can’t I?

  43. Time to test my new improved lock-beak!

  44. (Mission Impossible theme playing in the background)

  45. You’ll never keep me alive

  46. hay guards if i give you some fathers can i get out?

  47. Why did the pidgin cross the road? // February 12, 2017 at 11:48 am // Reply

    I escaped the flood!No, wait I’m in the wrong
    Game!

  48. Why did the pidgin cross the road? // February 12, 2017 at 11:41 am // Reply

    Hey,Guards! I watch prison break! There’s a new
    Season.

  49. open open. yes! i finaly got it

  50. TackyMuffin7073 // January 31, 2017 at 6:41 pm // Reply

    I, Harry Birdinnie, will easily escape this cage! Don’t tell my owner.

  51. Polly wants the key!

  52. what is this!(tastes like crakers):)

  53. NOM NOM NOM. (Don’t tell them I’m trying to escape!)

  54. MMMMM… Tastes like crackers!

  55. by:merry christmas // December 17, 2016 at 1:57 pm // Reply

    once i escape ill be able to get away with stealing that bird feed from petsmart

  56. Must….. Get……. Out!!!!!!

  57. got to pick this lock or the kitty might catch me!!

  58. why do feed me corn? Metal tastes just fine

  59. TravelByTrain // November 24, 2016 at 7:11 pm // Reply

    THIS PUNY CAGE WON’T HOLD ME FOR LONG HUMANS!

  60. Freedom here I come

  61. Illusions3301 // November 5, 2016 at 3:23 pm // Reply

    Houdini, Back at it again with the next great escape. Cue the music!!

  62. punnnypocolypse // November 3, 2016 at 10:46 am // Reply

    so…close…to…the crackers!

  63. Yes..!! ALMOST! GOT! IT! 😀

  64. I can break it… or it can break me.

  65. They come back and I’ll be gone.

  66. Yup I’m stuck

  67. Lemonadegxhi // October 27, 2016 at 8:25 pm // Reply

    Got to get out of chicken jail

  68. abcdmarioskull // October 27, 2016 at 8:22 pm // Reply

    `I am Called The key locker I can pick any key. except for this one

  69. Must…be…free

  70. so… close… yes got it!… now what do I do with it…?

  71. Escaping bird Alcatraz 101. Pick at lock. Fail. Pick at lock again. Escape!

  72. jailbird

  73. chickenontheroad // October 25, 2016 at 10:44 pm // Reply

    NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM…

    3 HOURS LATER…

    Nope.. Nothing.

  74. Man, does this taste good or WHAT!?!!
    Three minutes later…
    oops, I think I swallowed it

  75. Dang, I almost had it!

  76. I’m the jailbird no more…almost.

  77. Not jack2265 // October 25, 2016 at 7:29 am // Reply

    HELP!!!! THERE’S A CAT IN HERE!!!!

  78. This bad birdy wants to get out of jail !

  79. Almost…Got..it..Nooo!!!Dang it!!!

  80. lalamadoodle // October 20, 2016 at 5:57 pm // Reply

    Almost…Got..it..Nooo!!!Dang it.

  81. #CHICKEN KILLER // October 17, 2016 at 7:10 pm // Reply

    DANGET LET ME OUT MY BEAK IS A KEY

  82. Is this minecraft bedrock?!

  83. Why does this worm taste funny?

  84. The_EliteAssassin // October 10, 2016 at 5:49 pm // Reply

    if u let me out i wont break this chain . . . . . . . . i wish my friend was here

  85. BIRD:Okay, which one of you thought the key was food?!

  86. LET ME OUT!!

  87. This is what happens when you abuse ducks humans!

  88. almost got it almost got it Noooo!

  89. Dragon slayer // October 1, 2016 at 6:14 pm // Reply

    This is how you escape prison

  90. I can escape! Ha Ha Ha

  91. Rio meets reality

  92. teslasuperman21 // September 29, 2016 at 4:13 pm // Reply

    BOB, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LOSE THE KEY!!!!!! ugh…

  93. teslabatman21 // September 29, 2016 at 4:11 pm // Reply

    ERRRRRR… ALMOST THERE….. GOT IT!!!!!!… wait, no I don’t.

  94. Come on man, just let me fly free.

  95. Gotten get out of this jail cell

  96. minecraftextrordanare // September 17, 2016 at 5:21 pm // Reply

    New hit series: Escape From Pelican Rock

  97. The wrongfully imprisoned count was about to free himself, and sail for Monte Cristo!

  98. “Gotta- break-this-lock!!!!”

  99. I’m not waiting for my friends to bail me out again. This bird is getting out of here

  100. come on come on break chain break

  101. Wish I had a chain saw

  102. What kind of captor puts holes in the cage so we can eat our way out? Wait a minute… what is this chain made of? *barf*

  103. SkillsThatKill // September 4, 2016 at 11:51 am // Reply

    I Don’t Know about You but I’m Leaving!

  104. TitaniumGolem // September 2, 2016 at 3:28 pm // Reply

    Free Birds: Live-Action Special Edition.

  105. Boyslifefanitic13 // September 1, 2016 at 10:26 pm // Reply

    How do the criminals do it

  106. Just a few seconds away from freedom! no more Jail-bird for me!

  107. Bad crackerbarrel now this

  108. GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH!

  109. I’ve seen finding Nemo, but I’m not sure this will work.

  110. WildPikaGamerIII // August 28, 2016 at 11:06 am // Reply

    Not a tooth-pick! A lock-pick, you birdbrain…

  111. It is Rio All over again

  112. “Almost,there!”

  113. You can’t keep me here, I’ll escape no matter what.

  114. AdamTheWonderful // August 24, 2016 at 7:49 pm // Reply

    PEWWW! This this IS NOT a cracker. Speaking of which, I could really go for a cracker right now…

  115. Lockpick and flamethrower, please.

  116. heny the 9th // August 21, 2016 at 2:32 pm // Reply

    im like mc giver now

  117. Hummm… if I use my beak, will this thingamagigger open?

  118. once I get this one i’ll, get the others out.

  119. some one out there // August 6, 2016 at 3:32 pm // Reply

    almosht there. almosht there

  120. its ducky bond

  121. I only act like a birdbrain …..fools them every time!!!!!

  122. The Houdini of the bird world.

  123. Alert prisoner escaping (trying)

  124. Polly wants a cracker!!! // July 27, 2016 at 6:32 pm // Reply

    I can do more than just eat a cracker…

  125. Happy days // July 25, 2016 at 6:00 pm // Reply

    My nose is a lock pick

  126. Shark Master // July 25, 2016 at 12:45 pm // Reply

    This isn’t a break out… the lock broke and I fix it.

    (never trust birdie)

  127. karatemastero // July 25, 2016 at 9:15 am // Reply

    I GOT TO JIMMY THE LOCK

  128. Does anyone have a key around here?! I need to be a chicken!!

  129. I SWEAR IT WAS THE DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

  130. jesusrocks // July 19, 2016 at 3:51 pm // Reply

    almost there….

  131. StarWarsDude // July 18, 2016 at 6:36 pm // Reply

    (mission impossible music) Almost..there…YEAH!!

  132. Frogadier 99 // July 18, 2016 at 5:37 pm // Reply

    It’s Rio all over again!

  133. Boyscout4life // July 15, 2016 at 8:25 am // Reply

    Let’s blow this pet store!

  134. Lock picked.now for da nose pickin

  135. Birderboy 2015 // July 11, 2016 at 8:12 pm // Reply

    Jailbreak

  136. They call me the jailbird.

  137. coolerkid // July 7, 2016 at 4:51 pm // Reply

    Call me THE JAIL BIRD

  138. Almost got it!

  139. Not Good Nickname // July 6, 2016 at 10:44 am // Reply

    need a lock pick.

  140. sarah e w // July 5, 2016 at 5:51 pm // Reply

    what did i do to deserve this

  141. Mr. Potato // July 1, 2016 at 1:29 pm // Reply

    Maybe the Mafia will let me join as a lock picker

  142. @KatecallsmeCharlie // June 26, 2016 at 6:35 pm // Reply

    I need to escape! I must help Angry Birds fight the Pigs!

  143. skypaw 2000 // June 25, 2016 at 1:27 pm // Reply

    cover me while i pick this lock

  144. yum yum!

  145. Nothing can hold me! MWAHAHA!

  146. joshinator4000 // June 21, 2016 at 8:48 pm // Reply

    I am going to escape one way or another.

  147. so you can make a car??? // June 20, 2016 at 7:34 pm // Reply

    I’m breaking out… I’m breaking out…I’m breaking out…I’m breaking- hey This lock is unbeakable. Well I’m breaking out… I’m breaking out.

  148. so you can make a car??? // June 20, 2016 at 7:25 pm // Reply

    This seems to unbeak-able

  149. ill finally escape the cat burgaler

  150. My mechanism is complete… time to escape!

  151. Do I NEED a key or I can use my beak?

  152. Im going to eat this lock

  153. Bird escape artist

  154. Almost…there!

  155. DOUBLEDUBS // June 4, 2016 at 6:48 pm // Reply

    Don’t tell bolice.

  156. Attempet 1234567890 No luck

  157. 1234567654321 // May 28, 2016 at 12:42 pm // Reply

    Im a jail bird and I’m about to never be one again

  158. King of Black Cobra Dragons // May 26, 2016 at 7:57 pm // Reply

    Let me out of here!

  159. My beaks a lock pick

  160. captainlongbow // May 24, 2016 at 6:12 pm // Reply

    IF I DONT GET OUT OF HERE POLLY’S GONNA GO COOOCOO FOR COCO PUFFS!!!!!!!maybe i can manipulate
    a human. Hmmmm…

  161. I hate this place, I’m becoming’ a rebel

  162. awesomesquad // May 13, 2016 at 11:31 am // Reply

    i saw a guy do this on youtube once.

  163. wutwaswat // May 10, 2016 at 3:16 pm // Reply

    in march 2016 the term jailbird was invented

  164. the boss,I see you snacking pedro! // May 9, 2016 at 7:59 pm // Reply

    come on polly! I’m bustin’ us outa’ here!

  165. eyeofhorusbart // May 9, 2016 at 8:21 am // Reply

    i will escape from al-cage-traz!

  166. cheesertheballerest1235 // May 8, 2016 at 6:54 pm // Reply

    Day 67, the chain has dented. We are making progress.

  167. Pokemon155 // May 1, 2016 at 2:25 pm // Reply

    How do you open this!!!!!???????

  168. Swagshocktrooper667 // April 30, 2016 at 6:20 pm // Reply

    Maybe a lion could help me…..

  169. koolbeans24 // April 23, 2016 at 3:23 pm // Reply

    POLLY CAN’T STAY HERE ANYMORE! POLLY’S GOING CRAZY!!!!

  170. the blonde bomber // April 11, 2016 at 7:11 pm // Reply

    just…one…more…perfect…peck

  171. my next escape plot EXPLOSIVES!

  172. so this goes here, then this goes here, GOT IT!!!

  173. does anyone have a key?

  174. THATS IT! NO MORE MR NICE BIRD!

  175. If I could only peck the lock…

  176. I`m Comeing for you al copone!!

  177. POLLY WANTS A LOCKPICK,POLLY WANTS A LOCK PICK,SCWACK

  178. gummywormsnatcher // March 27, 2016 at 12:00 pm // Reply

    Polly want a stainless steel cracker!

  179. Dude Perfect // March 27, 2016 at 11:58 am // Reply

    okay, eating the chain is not working, so I’ll try the cage.

  180. Iheartwarriorcats // March 26, 2016 at 6:20 pm // Reply

    I am the great Houdini!!! BIRD VERSION!!!!

  181. Locks are my favorite food

  182. Almost got it…….

  183. brochatch4567wassup // March 25, 2016 at 10:02 pm // Reply

    ‘why cant i be free like my friend FREE WILLY the orca or was he a sperm whale’

  184. potterfreak924 // March 24, 2016 at 1:11 pm // Reply

    Tonight,we break free!

  185. 00BLACKHAWK // March 23, 2016 at 4:40 pm // Reply

    Must…..Break……Free!

  186. MAXMIESTER17 // March 23, 2016 at 3:07 pm // Reply

    #thuglife

  187. I think I still can break out. The warden doesn’t make another round for a while.

  188. skywalker0003 // March 22, 2016 at 9:56 pm // Reply

    Polly says:LET ME OUT OF THIS CAGE!!!

  189. must… get… out

  190. …Almost…got it…

  191. Squawking Potato23 // March 22, 2016 at 3:29 pm // Reply

    I guess you could say that I’m a jailbird!

  192. Almost there!

  193. CharlieAndGabe // March 21, 2016 at 3:03 pm // Reply

    Polly really wants a cracker!!!

  194. I am breaking out its full proof

  195. is anybody around here nice? will they help me pick this lock?

  196. Mmm! (smack, smack) Needs a little salt….

  197. i’m not trying to break out warden. i’m testing the chain.

  198. lets brake this joint!!!!!

  199. I never had a silver banana.🕊

  200. my dad houdini broke out……so I shall eat this chain like he did!

  201. i shall pick the lock and become supreme dictator

  202. Pixel Fire // March 11, 2016 at 6:59 am // Reply

    Yummy!

  203. A Random Scout // March 1, 2016 at 4:52 pm // Reply

    I want to become free like my heros Blu and Jewel from Rio.

  204. lemme out!

  205. GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  206. subject1123486 // February 27, 2016 at 4:37 pm // Reply

    These modern locks.Ooh almost had it

  207. awesomegamer57 // February 26, 2016 at 7:57 pm // Reply

    Why am I trying to pick this lock when I can just pick my nose??????????

  208. I’m nowhere close to being free, am I?

  209. mega monster biesijac000 // February 24, 2016 at 6:13 pm // Reply

    hmm if only my beak was strong enough…

  210. DASOUNDMACHIEN // February 23, 2016 at 9:22 pm // Reply

    I definitely should’ve gone to thief school!

  211. I’m sick and tired of this place, I’m busting out!

  212. BigfootHunter101 // February 9, 2016 at 7:46 pm // Reply

    Quick while no one is looking!

  213. I CAN’T GO BACK TO JAIL!!!

  214. BOY man Boy MAn // February 7, 2016 at 3:21 pm // Reply

    escape attempt 2,567,867,456.5% Complete.You don’t know my struggle!

  215. This is why we are called jailbirds

  216. and for my next trick…

  217. I don’t like my “Chicken Chow”, so I eat this.

  218. This isn’t working.. we should put seeds in the lock.

  219. Angry parrot // January 27, 2016 at 8:37 pm // Reply

    Now I wish I didn’t leave the bolt cutters behind

  220. Just a little farther… Almost there… Gotta get out…

  221. this feels like mission imposible! oh wait, the guards are still there!

  222. you will never take me alive!!!!

  223. Noone, NOONE STOPS HOUDINI!!!

  224. SQUAWK! Polly want a lock pick!

  225. young marine // January 16, 2016 at 1:36 am // Reply

    Common, guys! You’re pulling my tail, right? This doesn’t taste like bird seed!

  226. guilty or not i’m going to take the guards sunflower seeds and leave.

  227. Poly wanted a cracker
    AND POLY WILL GET A CRACKER!

  228. The_Diamond_Sword // January 2, 2016 at 5:08 pm // Reply

    …And this is how you pick a lock, kiddos!

  229. I can just feel the freedom .With my beak.

  230. mmmm….. carbon metal!

  231. Any body got a hair pin?

  232. Every bird for himself!

  233. Man of steel…

  234. OOH AHH. crackers. on the table. MUST GET OUT!!!!!!

  235. this nickname is incorrect // December 30, 2015 at 11:49 am // Reply

    The great escape, I got it, I’ll escape, just wait…

  236. rainbow kitty // December 29, 2015 at 9:47 pm // Reply

    Uggh, Righty Tighty… Lefty Loosey, come on!

  237. Jhergfj hnfvhu unh // December 28, 2015 at 5:38 pm // Reply

    Metal………Delicious!

  238. JAILBREAK!!!!!!

  239. Come on! I’m late for my date!

  240. Caught With his hands IN the Cookie Jar again!!

  241. Bird on the loose! Bird on the loose!

  242. i have been in this joint for two years im finaly geting out

  243. I’m getting out!

  244. My name is bird bond and I must escape!

  245. Jail break!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  246. My beak is like a chainsaw…
    I CAN DO THIS!!!

  247. *must* get out!!

  248. Get me OUT OF HERE!

  249. Almost got it…

  250. trust me I’m a pro.

  251. Get me oooooout!!!

  252. The Ministrator // November 4, 2015 at 8:38 pm // Reply

    Get… me… OUT!!!!!

  253. MasterBlaster // November 3, 2015 at 6:22 pm // Reply

    I can peck this impeccable lock!

  254. Wait a gaurds coming!

  255. bird dini

  256. this isnt working as well as i thought

  257. Need to get free.

  258. Nom De Gurre // October 13, 2015 at 5:35 pm // Reply

    Polly want a cracker
    Polly want a safe cracker

  259. Let me out, I didnt mean it. (You wait till I get out I’ll show you)

  260. once again, i make a daring escape!!!

  261. my bill is the key

  262. let me out!!!!

  263. king esta the 39678 // September 13, 2015 at 2:19 pm // Reply

    I`ll have to peck the lock

  264. The only way I can escape is the classic way.

  265. COME ON BEAK DON’T FAIL
    ME NOW

  266. DragonWings // August 29, 2015 at 6:22 pm // Reply

    Jail break! Hope the humans aren’t looking…..

  267. baconface163 // August 26, 2015 at 6:27 pm // Reply

    If your going to chop my head of I suggest doing it before I escape.

  268. Ia m the amazing Birdie Houdini!

  269. Lord Devastation // August 8, 2015 at 8:22 pm // Reply

    JailBreak!

  270. it wants to get out of its cage and find the keys

  271. Michael the Third // August 5, 2015 at 2:31 pm // Reply

    and they thought i was smart

  272. BrightBoy972 // August 4, 2015 at 8:13 pm // Reply

    No bars can hold… THE JAILBIRD!

  273. “I’ve escaped 22 prisons and this on is no different! Who needs Rocket Raccoon?

  274. I’m coming home I’m coming home

  275. I’m sooooo close

  276. The doc said I need more iron in my blood.

  277. The doc said I need more iron in my diet.

  278. SkySmalls & The Dink // July 21, 2015 at 1:07 am // Reply

    Polly wants a cracker….no, polly wants a locksmith

  279. SkySmalls & The Dink // July 21, 2015 at 1:06 am // Reply

    I’m breaking out of here.

  280. Clever Girl…
    – Muldoon, Jurassic park

  281. CapsLockCat // July 10, 2015 at 10:11 am // Reply

    Clearly this bird needs a master lock

  282. MMMMMM! This is tasty

  283. Melovesmario // July 1, 2015 at 8:28 am // Reply

    I can’t find food,so I eat this chain

  284. can I have a paper clip

  285. Let’s bust outa here

  286. Alpha squrrel // June 24, 2015 at 1:34 pm // Reply

    Get get me out of here!!!!I’m goin CRAZY!!!!!!

  287. Someday I’ll be free…

  288. A beak of justice!

  289. The food supply must be low in here

  290. matthewcode // June 8, 2015 at 10:37 am // Reply

    I’m gonna steal this steel chain

  291. id rather be a tick.

  292. Plan B: Break dance on it.

  293. MASTER COMMENTER // May 29, 2015 at 2:37 pm // Reply

    I think I can, I think I can, I think-oh look a squirrel.

  294. Waffles27 // May 28, 2015 at 5:33 pm // Reply

    Jail beak!

  295. BlockBrainBen // May 26, 2015 at 7:22 pm // Reply

    Jailbreak step 1: Get harder beak.

  296. starwars04 // May 18, 2015 at 10:02 pm // Reply

    Is this how you pick a lock?

  297. Deathbringer // May 15, 2015 at 6:29 pm // Reply

    MUST FREE SELF!

  298. Lets pick the lock here and…

  299. octodaddy98 // May 13, 2015 at 3:03 pm // Reply

    My food usually tastes better.

  300. FoxyThePirate/Patty // May 12, 2015 at 9:22 pm // Reply

    Escape Plan:Check

  301. Spider Ninja // May 7, 2015 at 2:52 pm // Reply

    Just need to get out of here.

  302. i am iron ma-bird

  303. Dude. You’re not SuperBird, or anything

  304. StMichaelsSwordWielder // April 28, 2015 at 7:01 pm // Reply

    How come I could do Alcatraz but not the pet store?

  305. gummy yummy // April 28, 2015 at 11:49 am // Reply

    polly want out! polly want out! a cracker would be good too…

  306. bird; awk! let me out human; no bird; no

  307. Stay focused, stay focused! Man, how can humans treat birdkind like this? Maybe after I get loose, I can fly to the moon and put my beakprint on there. That should teach those nasty people a lesson!

  308. this sooooo hurts but… I made it out!

  309. tweetie locksmith at your service

  310. “I’m almost out!”

  311. delete button // April 12, 2015 at 8:33 am // Reply

    If I pull on this, maybe…ALL SNAP! It’s deadlocked!

  312. Peanut Man // April 11, 2015 at 1:08 pm // Reply

    “I’m a criminal master mind!” :1

  313. No prison can hold the great Al Cockapone!

  314. Here comes the world’s #1 criminal!

  315. I just stole one seed!!

  316. I’m not a jail bird! I’m just a bird in jail.
    and that does not make me a jail bird!

  317. Almost, almost. Just keep picking, just keep picking.

  318. Blahblahblah // March 7, 2015 at 10:55 am // Reply

    Okay according to that show I saw… two clicks here… one more here…

  319. You eat cheeseburger I eat metal mwahahahaa! 🙂

  320. Blahblahblah // March 2, 2015 at 7:06 pm // Reply

    Where is Houbirdi when you need him?

  321. Ha Ha Ha time to go rob another bank or a mall or a factory Hmm…….. I cant decide I will just rob them all

  322. I didn’t do it. I’m innocent

  323. I guess I’m not flying south for the winter…

  324. Now if only I could get some metal cutters… I’D BE FREE!!!!!

  325. Band&Scouts157 // February 7, 2015 at 12:20 pm // Reply

    Situation Report- After contact analysis of the specimen, Agent Birdo 799 has confirmed that, in fact, he has been captured. Further reports pending.

  326. My teeth. Is broken.

  327. Braking news: birds want revenge on there owners for locking them up!

  328. the duck is trying to escape from jail. He just has to beak the lock.

  329. history buff // January 8, 2015 at 11:17 am // Reply

    wow! I don’t know how Houdini made a living doing this!

  330. mr. no name // January 7, 2015 at 9:06 pm // Reply

    Let me out! The kids are tweeting me!

  331. Looks like my head is stuck..

  332. Tastes like chicken.

  333. Dark lord 87 // December 30, 2014 at 7:30 am // Reply

    If I had only worked out in my childhood I would be able to break this chain!!!

  334. Let me out of here or else I will bit your fingers off Polly want freedom and a cracker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  335. time to pic the lock

  336. hmmm… only one more click, then seed heaven, here i come!

  337. Applejuice and 7 // December 16, 2014 at 5:04 pm // Reply

    Was it 4 to the right and 6 to the left or 6 to the right and 4 to the left? Polly wants her freedom…and a cracker!

  338. spongebobcup // December 13, 2014 at 1:31 pm // Reply

    Alright, WHO HAS THE KEY?!?!?

  339. darn the store owner has the key. just gonna pick the lock

  340. boy scout for life // November 27, 2014 at 4:37 pm // Reply

    All most free just a little more

  341. If only I had thumbs

  342. oh no the guard is coming!

  343. Hang on, I’m almost out

  344. the moment I can pick this lock is the moment someone can write a funny caption for this picture

  345. Too bad Tom ate the key. Then it would be easier.

  346. the owners will never see me coming!

  347. Doughnut Man // November 10, 2014 at 9:05 pm // Reply

    Click… Got it!

  348. German boy 764 // November 10, 2014 at 8:44 pm // Reply

    Ouch my beak is sore I didn’t know it was metal!!!!!!!!!

  349. Here, bug. Here, tasty little bug. Come to parrot!

  350. bob bobingson // November 10, 2014 at 7:59 pm // Reply

    Ha! Harry Houdini would be proud

  351. HELP ME!!!!!

  352. I heard this family is rich… I’ll make big bucks (or should I say beaks?) here!!!

  353. If only my beak were a little longer!

  354. polly want a key.

  355. I am not Hudenie

  356. And they said parrots can’t open locks.

  357. I gotta get my son!!!!

  358. I’m justa innocent jail bird let me out!!!

  359. Chewbaca12345 // November 8, 2014 at 9:01 am // Reply

    Fine! If the cops don’t wanna let me out,then I’ll let myself out.

  360. i bet 20 dollars i could do this.he never said i couldn’t ask for help… GET ME HELP NOW!

  361. Operation Zoo Escape is a go!

  362. Don’t worry, I have an iron beak

  363. Sean the Bold // November 7, 2014 at 5:26 pm // Reply

    Maybe if I keep biting it will unlock

  364. BaconLover45 // November 7, 2014 at 5:12 pm // Reply

    Metal? Birdseed? Same thing.

  365. I’m get ready to burst out of parrot jail and I’m back in business baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  366. awesomeman10001 // November 7, 2014 at 12:52 pm // Reply

    Ready, Set, Jail-beak!!!!!
    (Mission failed with a sore beak!)

  367. rabbitraiser500 // November 7, 2014 at 12:49 pm // Reply

    Ready, Set, Jail-break!!!!!!!! (Failed!!)

  368. toggle_chewie // November 6, 2014 at 11:55 pm // Reply

    its these times i wish i had teeth

  369. I need to eat metal for my iron deficiency

  370. wait for it… wait for it.. (click) yes!I’m free!

  371. NoOneWroteThisJoke // November 6, 2014 at 6:04 pm // Reply

    You can call me a jailbird until I break out!

  372. Nom nom nom… Hey! Not bad!

  373. Polly wanna get out!

  374. I’ve got a beak of steal!

  375. I got this guys, don’t worry!

  376. I know my beak isn’t a lock pick, but this has to be an exception!!!!

  377. “Nothin’ but a jailbird…”

  378. Get me OUT

  379. i am inoccent i didnt do it i swaer or did i ^_^

  380. “Dangit! I think I need a tur-key!”

  381. got any salt…

  382. This is why I think the Movie birds was based on a true story

  383. I’ll get you out of there!

  384. Metal tastes terrible dude (I’m big bird so I know).

  385. so much fore free as a bird

  386. Mountian Man Dan // November 5, 2014 at 7:59 pm // Reply

    Polly want a key.

  387. my favorite meal iron

  388. do not disturb

  389. pie is good but i need crackers

  390. Why do these keep getting bigger every time?

  391. Hey this isn’t as easy as it looks in the movies.

  392. *Mission Impossible Theme Song*

  393. Quack! Almost there! Quack!

  394. I’m gonna peck at this wall unroll it creates enough friction to start a fire!

  395. “i’m totally not trying to escape behind your back….or am i?!?!?!?”

  396. This doesn’t taste too bad…

  397. Hermanverfle // November 4, 2014 at 9:00 pm // Reply

    Finally! At last I am free!

  398. Don’t worry birds, I’m a professional at this, I’m better than Harry Houdini!

  399. Take that bad cop prison. Good cop won this one

  400. Nom Nom Nommies!

  401. Yummy. Tastes like freedom

  402. Tastes like freedom!

  403. importantgalaxy346 // November 4, 2014 at 7:23 pm // Reply

    “I–got–to–find–out–how–to–open–this–lock–of–awesomeness!” “Man, this is hard.”

  404. Now all I need to do is escape the neighborhood dogs!

  405. “Awwwww….. all those chickens have high-tech beaks for pecking. What do we get!? Crackers! CURSE YOU EVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!

  406. Al-most got it!

  407. I’ve never met a lock I couldn’t pick.

  408. Good thing I got the Lock Picking Merit Badge.

  409. Outdoorsguy12 // November 3, 2014 at 9:20 pm // Reply

    The only problem is that once I break this chain I am going to have a pretty hard time getting my head out of the door.

  410. “I’m pretty hungry…OUCH!”

  411. I don’t think beaks were made for this kind of thing.

  412. Just wait ’till I get out of this cage! THEN we’ll see who wants a cracker!

  413. Ok, now twist, pull, twist again…

  414. Lets see what I can do with this, whatever this is!

  415. Harry Bird-ini is at it again… planning his escape in under 2 minutes.

  416. Rot! Polly want freedom! Rot!

  417. RandomMinecraftPlayer // November 3, 2014 at 6:05 pm // Reply

    “On this episode on Metal Vs. Beak!”

  418. Ok, this is my last chance. I’ve broken all of my other lock picks, its go time! Almost!

  419. OH NO!the guards are coming!!!!

  420. See’ya kangaroos! Polly’s making a break for it!

  421. wish I had a file

  422. If you think that I’m going to stop long enough for a pic than your crazy.

  423. Yes,yes. I’m the stunt bird.

  424. Mega Man 206 // November 3, 2014 at 3:28 pm // Reply

    Nobody call the cops! I’m a jailbird that wants to be free!

  425. wait til’ mom and dad find out what i’m doing tonight!

  426. JAILBREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  427. MMMMMMMMMMMM… IT TASTES GOOD

  428. Binky Doodle // November 3, 2014 at 7:45 am // Reply

    I’m breaking out today and you cant stop me.

  429. Don’t try this at home

  430. “A beak is the key to everything!”

  431. I heard Rio is nice this time a year.

  432. I’ll just chop this thing right off, with my tongue.

  433. yum! this metal tastle like chicken

  434. UptownPerson // November 2, 2014 at 8:08 pm // Reply

    I’m bustin’ out of this joint. You with me, Rocky?

  435. The Great Escape: bird eddition

  436. YES!!! I broke the chain. Now I just have to pick the lock.

  437. hey! no crakers!? N awesomeOT FAIR! nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

  438. I could just use the front door but I’m to lazy.

  439. A grain of sand // November 2, 2014 at 1:33 pm // Reply

    Once I break free we will rule the world!

  440. AHA! A pizza!

  441. harry whobirdde

  442. so, if I just pick the lock with my beak, will I be free?

  443. cool kid 114 // November 2, 2014 at 11:59 am // Reply

    keys are overrated…….

  444. I’m Luke Skywalker, I’m here to rescue you!

  445. They may have taken my freedom, but they can’t take my hope!

  446. Oh cage oh how I love you.So can I get out now?

  447. ahhh,zoo break!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  448. 100 and 10 chains to be picked and i pick 1,100 and 9 left

  449. Camera man “Hahaha I told you your tong would git stuck” parrot “do’ make fu’ o’me”

  450. I hate being grounded.

  451. In a few more minutes(years) I will be free as a bird.

  452. Poly picks a padlock.

  453. I hate this cell…… open! open! open!

  454. Where do you think they got the idea for the movie, “The Great Escape”?

  455. time to bust out for my scrambled … no!!!!!! my kids!!!!! i will avenge you!!!!!

  456. First Class Scout, Circling, Soaring and Diving Ring-Billed Sea Gull Patrol, Troop 427 // November 1, 2014 at 3:48 pm // Reply

    YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG!!!!!!!! I am not exhibit number #AH-25937519437 and I am not going to be the main attraction at the Thanksgiving Dinner this year!!!!!

  457. You can’t keep me here forever! Soon, I’ll be out and as free as a bird!

  458. First Class Scout, Circling, Soaring and Diving Homing Pigeon Patrol, Troop 358 // November 1, 2014 at 3:44 pm // Reply

    Wilbur’s Purina Scratch and Grow Cracked Corn Feed isn’t fortified with the vitamins and minerals containing iron and zinc

  459. Oh, you think this is funny? Well I will show you funny once I get out!

  460. 1,000 years later…

  461. This cage is killing me.
    let me out.

  462. mickey mouse // November 1, 2014 at 11:49 am // Reply

    once i get out of here IL MAKE REAL LIFE FLAPPY BIRD!!!

  463. I hope there’s a lock-pick merit badge.

  464. I THINK HOUDINI WAS A FRAUD HOW WOULD HE GET OUT OF HERE

  465. I cant cross the road if I am stuck in here mr farmer

  466. You’ll never cage this bird!

  467. This isn’t food! Hey,you with the camera,gimme a treat for my smartness!

  468. Mmm…tastes like chicken

  469. almost,almost got it…

  470. FREE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  471. dragonsoul109 // November 1, 2014 at 8:32 am // Reply

    um…… hey you there holding the camera, let me go, let me go, polly didn’t bother you any way. SO HAND ME THE KEY!!!!!!

  472. I’m a duck on the outside but on the inside I’m a professional lock picker.

  473. mojomonkey12345 // November 1, 2014 at 7:27 am // Reply

    ALMOST…GOT……IT……IM FREE

  474. Beak V.S. Metal Lock? I win!

  475. King_Catspawn325 // October 31, 2014 at 5:40 pm // Reply

    I think being a jailbird doesn’t suit me anymore-I’M GETTING OUT NOW!

  476. diamond dragon // October 31, 2014 at 4:46 pm // Reply

    My head is stuck! It is useless to pick the lock now!

  477. lord of dragons // October 31, 2014 at 4:43 pm // Reply

    I wonder if what chains taste like.

  478. CRUMMY & Songz // October 31, 2014 at 11:47 am // Reply

    1 more minute till FREEDOM!!!!!

  479. When they don’t feed me, I go desperate…

  480. okay now how do i do this?

  481. Thank you zoo! Mmmm hmmm! My favorite meal: IRON!

  482. Uh oh. Somebodies coming. Hide the key and act natural.

  483. Captain Archer // October 30, 2014 at 6:42 pm // Reply

    What a bird has to do these days to get enough Iron in his diet…

  484. metaknightEnterprise // October 30, 2014 at 6:39 pm // Reply

    I really needed more iron in my diet, sooo…..

  485. asternpolecat4 // October 30, 2014 at 6:36 pm // Reply

    they may take our eggs but they’ll NEVER take our freedom!!!!

  486. Agent chicken, reporting for duty!

  487. death monger // October 30, 2014 at 6:02 pm // Reply

    you’re dead to me chains!!

  488. Once I brake out of the Zoo I’ll brake in to the bird seed factory!!!

  489. I cant wait to get out of here

  490. Great, just great. After I try to pick the lock, I get my head stuck in the bars!

  491. Great,just great. After I try to pick the lock, I get my head stuck in the bar!

  492. Because of a big head and a bird brain, I’ve become a jail bird again.

  493. Pink panther // October 30, 2014 at 12:57 pm // Reply

    I need to get out to get the cracker.

  494. comon bro set me free already i’ve ben lookin at that bird treat all day

  495. Hmmm…. Is this food?

  496. Today is the day i PICK A LOCK! With my beak.

  497. polly wants to break free

  498. is it metal

  499. Hey! You! With the camera! Little help!?

  500. Of course, I could also just fly since there’s not a top,but this ways way cooler.

  501. got to get free !!!!!

  502. these changes cant hold me

  503. its hard to do this with your beak

  504. I want to break free! -Queen

  505. Do I have the right key?

  506. Was I supposed to pick the lock or the chain?

  507. Oh my, beak’s aren’t made to pick lock’s these day’s.

  508. Man, these locks are tough.

  509. Ah, my old enemy, Doctor lock!

  510. I’m hurt my family left me.

  511. no chains can hold me!

  512. TheInYourFaceJuiceBox // October 27, 2014 at 9:27 pm // Reply

    AHHHH! Beak Ache!!

  513. ha you fools you can not hold me in this pitifull cage im the smartest bird alive i just need obosibal thumbs!

  514. CREEPER KILLER // October 27, 2014 at 7:24 pm // Reply

    Now all I need are some bolt cutters…

  515. I’m a jailbird an’ I KNOW it!

  516. a snack!

  517. Basketball Boy // October 27, 2014 at 3:55 pm // Reply

    I…must…get…out!!!

  518. got to tweet the guys to get me out of here

  519. “Shoot I’m stuck again, because of my big head and my bird brain”.

  520. I’m gonna bust out of here tonight.

  521. We’ve all heard the term jailbird before…

  522. JHdestroyer321 // October 26, 2014 at 10:19 pm // Reply

    Who needs thumbs?!?!?

  523. dingle-hopper // October 26, 2014 at 6:47 pm // Reply

    well abracadabra didn’t work… I am going to be late for the troop meeting…..

  524. A jailbirds life…

  525. golden dragon // October 26, 2014 at 4:50 pm // Reply

    Hey lock! ♫Let it go, Let it go!♫

  526. “alright lefty, I’m bustin’ us out.”

  527. Henry Danger // October 26, 2014 at 3:37 pm // Reply

    Must…break…free

  528. Guess that’s what happens when you swallow the key.

  529. The hamster has a lock-that-doesn’t-lock maybe my will unlock if i wiggle it with my beak!

  530. I definitely would be thankful if I could get out. It is thanksgiving.

  531. CasualDanish // October 26, 2014 at 1:27 pm // Reply

    Ha! ‘Jailbird’, I’ll show them!

  532. Just Pick The Lock

  533. just a little more and …

  534. I’m going from a “jailbird” to a “freebird!”

  535. Let me at that lock… Let me at em

  536. Watch my amazing escape trick… Darn IT’S STUCK

  537. I am super bird! I can break thru anything

  538. Alright, buddy! I’ve had enough o’ dis! I’m bustin’ outta here!

  539. The Webelos think they keeping me locked up,,,I want to have fun too

  540. Let me free this creature and see it.

  541. GabriAWESOME // October 25, 2014 at 11:29 am // Reply

    Time to break out of jail!

  542. Freedom will be mine….Heh heh heh heh heh!

  543. Help help I’m being murdered someone get the cops please I’m begging you oh no he is comeing help

  544. I’m bustin’ outta here, see!

  545. Why is this worm metal?!

  546. pokemon master // October 24, 2014 at 8:37 pm // Reply

    well this is a weird chain of avents

  547. Jailbreak, BABY!!!!!

  548. pokemonmaster // October 24, 2014 at 8:35 pm // Reply

    almost got the bird seed out

  549. peanut gallery // October 24, 2014 at 4:24 pm // Reply

    #jailbreak!

  550. beaks can do more than eat you know!!!

  551. Boyzlife0132 // October 24, 2014 at 3:26 pm // Reply

    Need food… the crummy owners said they’ll bring food…must eat…lock….

  552. flamethrower // October 24, 2014 at 2:31 pm // Reply

    What? I’m doing a play on Rio

  553. this is what happens when angry birds get a little to angry

  554. Hooray! One wing stroke to the guard and he’s out cold. I’m out of here!

  555. This thing tastes like birk food!@ Plus, it helps me escape! WEEEEEEEEEEEE

  556. Hey! Anybody looking, almost made it out!

  557. Almost……….. there…………….

  558. Don’t worry I’ve done this before!

  559. Hmm… If I can JUST pick the lock, I may get OUT OF this prison!

  560. Wait, am i trying to get out or to get in?

  561. I’m hurt, my family has abanded me

  562. The metal is stronger than my beak.This is going to be a long day,

  563. HA!! I was arrested for breaking and entering. This is so easy

  564. I have learned two things the past few minutes…
    1: I cant pick locks
    2: Don’t stick your head through bars

  565. Let me out You’ve got nothing on me

  566. Let me out I’ve been framed

  567. JAIL BREAK!

  568. HMM… Pad Locked

  569. HMM…. Pad Locked

  570. They may have locked me up but I’m outta here!!!………………..Or not.

  571. Go my minions go

  572. Mom-sterP4507 // October 23, 2014 at 2:33 pm // Reply

    Let’s see; 35 right, 12 left and 6 right.

  573. This beats digging a hole with a spoon any day!

  574. I’m innocent, I tell you! INNOCENT!!!

  575. Captain Wolf // October 22, 2014 at 8:44 pm // Reply

    OH!My beak is lock size this could be handy!

  576. Nom! Nom! Deeeelicious!

  577. …even with a birdbrain the chains do not contain him

  578. I am the great Birdy Houdini! watch me escape this strait cage!

  579. stampyjr29040 // October 22, 2014 at 6:34 pm // Reply

    I wonder if I can break out and fly away?

  580. Remind me to never forget my pocket knife again.

  581. Major Problem // October 22, 2014 at 4:46 pm // Reply

    There, that ought’a keep out the parrot.

  582. Just keep picking..Just keep picking..Just keep picking…

  583. relax its no problem

  584. BlockHeadMcGrizz // October 22, 2014 at 3:35 pm // Reply

    You can do it bird! Put your beak into it!

  585. Zach Attack 5050 // October 22, 2014 at 2:52 pm // Reply

    Jaws of death is here to save the day!!!!!

  586. LOCK!!!! LOCK!!!!

  587. Which is stronger: bird beak or metal? Now’s the time to find out . . .

  588. Just a little to the left…

  589. I knew I shouldn’t have stole that bird seed!

  590. marshmallowfluff // October 21, 2014 at 8:06 pm // Reply

    Little do the humans know, I am an expert in lock picking.

  591. I should have listened in boy scouts on how to pick locks…..

  592. Ow… I bit my tongue….. OW

  593. Chains have an excellent source of minerals for your parrot”s diet.

  594. Now if I could Just….

  595. I’m a bird! Of course I can peck locks!

  596. i am NOT a criminal!!!!

  597. got to get out of this slammer

  598. If I escape this ill for sure will be an secret agent

  599. No bars can hold me!

  600. man can’t this thing just break off or I’m going to get mad

  601. taco tuesday // October 21, 2014 at 1:31 pm // Reply

    I hope this works please work please work beak so I can escape

  602. zion999999999 // October 21, 2014 at 6:31 am // Reply

    ok who’s ready for vacation?……….um..the congo………fine i’m going alone..once the chain is of

  603. almost out !!!!!!!!!!! o man this chain is tight.

  604. what is this thing????

  605. dreamisland123456 // October 20, 2014 at 7:53 pm // Reply

    2 things I learned today.
    1. I can’t pick locks.
    2. don’t stick your head through bars.

  606. viperpoison3 // October 20, 2014 at 7:21 pm // Reply

    tweet tweet (I’ve got to get out of here)

  607. Hey, look; I’m Jake the jailbird!

  608. I read the “Humphrey” books… I wonder if this is a ” lock-that-doesn’t-lock.”

  609. I wonder what will be out there when I get out?! Little help here?

  610. now… how do I UN-SQUOCK this thing???

  611. ill be free in just a few hours almost there almost im getting there and 2 more hours about ill get it

  612. crazy bird

  613. I have to get out of here one way or another!This is a stupid lock.

  614. I’m going to play tug-o-war with this lock.

  615. Now if only I can get the lock closer…

  616. Polly always liked eating chains more than crackers anyways

  617. mysteryman777 // October 20, 2014 at 4:47 pm // Reply

    i’m innocent i tell ya, innocent!!!

  618. dalaughingdonkey // October 20, 2014 at 3:16 pm // Reply

    I wish I had wire cutters

  619. pokemaster100 // October 20, 2014 at 2:56 pm // Reply

    Must…break…LOCK!!!

  620. I’m not a stool pigeon!

  621. Use the beak! Use the beak!

  622. lego/minnecraftman229 // October 19, 2014 at 9:22 pm // Reply

    hmm i wonder what this tastes like

  623. finally ill be free

  624. SONICTheHedgehog // October 19, 2014 at 7:41 pm // Reply

    Flappy Bird: Jailbreak Edition.

  625. Ah Ha! I will suceed pickning the lock school.

  626. DrakeDragonSlayer // October 19, 2014 at 5:53 pm // Reply

    JAILBREAK!!!

  627. I’m part jailbird!!!! I always get out

  628. Just . . . a . . . little . . . farther!!!

  629. I’m going to get outta here if it’s the last thing I do!!! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!!!!

  630. Doctorbanana // October 19, 2014 at 2:45 pm // Reply

    I’m breaking out… Sylvester will regret locking me up for supper.

  631. I’m going to break out and rob a seed bank

  632. My mom is calling me!

  633. JAIL BREAK!!!!!!! =P

  634. Come on, I can do this, I just need this last thing to get that badge…

  635. Mmmmm… this chain tastes SOO good!…can I have more?

  636. Maybe, I can peck the lock.

  637. BIRD IS TRY 2 OPEN CAGE.AND THOURT HIS MAOUTHI CAN OPEN IT AND ESCAPE TRUE D CAGE.

  638. I’m fast I can get back in there! MWAHAHAHA!!!!

  639. stampylonghead // October 18, 2014 at 9:37 pm // Reply

    BREAKER,BREAKER, Unit 19cd is making a run to the sunflower seeds!

  640. Boy, is this new bird seed tough.

  641. step 3,brake the chains.

  642. They think they got me, eh? Well, I have a lock pick that can’t be taken away.

  643. Bob3333333333333333 // October 18, 2014 at 3:51 pm // Reply

    Feels tight. But who ties a bowline with chains.

  644. I’m breaking out.

  645. breaking bad bird addition!

  646. I didn’t do it, honest!

  647. A little more, a little more and yes! Freedom! Baby! Woo Hoo! Take that you sucker cops

  648. The Human Person // October 18, 2014 at 1:45 pm // Reply

    C’mon lemme out. Who cares that I pecked your eye out???

  649. You’ll never hold me alive!!

  650. So much for being the next Houdini…

  651. bromolodovotich // October 18, 2014 at 12:42 pm // Reply

    Polly will do anything to get her cracker.

  652. To bad I am not a duck, or else I would be able to QUACK the lock.

  653. Don’t worry, I’ll have us out of here in no time!

  654. If only I paid more attention in lock-picking class!

  655. If I could just get it close enough. I could use my beak to jiggle the lock and get out of here.

  656. awesome gamer // October 17, 2014 at 9:47 pm // Reply

    just trying to pick the lock thats it

  657. Mmmmm… tastes like chicken

  658. WHERE’S THE DARN KEY!?!?!!!!!!?????????

  659. WHERE AM I

  660. Just… a… bit… further…!

  661. HELP ME MY KIDS ARE DRIVING ME INSANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  662. Nick The Great // October 17, 2014 at 2:49 pm // Reply

    let me out of this house its driving me insane

  663. I tried to get hooked on phonics, not hooked on lock-ins.

  664. Hmm, maybe if I eat the lock I can get out.

  665. Who locked the crackers away?

  666. Rasa Polly want to break raaaaa out

  667. You know what? I think I’ll break out now.

  668. i’m going to beak out of hear

  669. Clink! Clink! Clink! that’s a silly noise!

  670. Awesumscout18 // October 16, 2014 at 6:16 pm // Reply

    I”m gonna get outta here today with my jaws of steel!

  671. FLUFFY_FLUFF // October 16, 2014 at 6:01 pm // Reply

    You do know there’s no roof right?

  672. Lock-Picking-101. First you grab the chain and pull.

  673. you are under arrest for peaking and entering

  674. darn you martha

  675. AnonymousMouse // October 16, 2014 at 3:38 pm // Reply

    Help! I need to use the Little Birdies Room!

  676. hey who glued the sunflower seeds

  677. I am going to break out

  678. Get me outta here, the new issue of Boys Life comes today!

  679. Just working on my Eagle project! Yep it’s hard but way worth it!!!

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