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Hey where’d that bird go
AAAARRRGH!!!!! I’M SO CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!
Yo-delay-he-ho!
no i’m not putting on shoes, i walk around with my bear feet
But Moooommy! I hate sushi!
Throw it in my mouth. Its big enough you know
I believe i can fly.
WHY CRUEL WORLD!!!
Big piano is falling out of the sky!
I LOVE ‘MERICA
im walking on sunshine WOOA!!
FEED ME!!!!!!!!!!
i’m working on yodeling for america’s got talent!!!!!!
I got 9 on the sun stare
THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!
BIRDS, GO AWAY!
FOOD, PLEASE RAIN FROM THE SKY
Magic!!
I think I broke my neck!!!!!!!!!😣
I’M HUNGRY!!!
ever since you taught me to play dead that’s all you’ve done.
I’m in my Halloween costume. It’s a seal.
I want desert! NOW!!
Hi! My name is Blackbeard!
OH!!!THE PAIN!!!!!
I HATE THORNS.
o ma’ darlin’ o ma’ darlin’ O MA’ DARlIN’ ClAMENTINE
NOOOOOO!THE SEAHAWKS WON THE SUPERBOWL!CURSE YOU PEYTON MANNING!
NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha that’s funny😆😆😆😆
GIVE ME ALL YOUR HONEY!
O say can you seeeeeeeeee
I HATE THIS GAME
I HATE THIS GAME!!!!!
WHY, CRULE WORLD?!?! WHY, WHY, WHY?!?!
m m my g g girl friend broke up with me
Is the dentist here yet,mama?
HEED THE WARNING!GROWL!HEED THE WARNING!
I know im not so good at opra but on a scale of 1 to 10… What do you think?
SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN!, without the rain, SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN!…
I LOST MY CAR KEYS AGAIN!!!!!
Everyone! A snail is invading our territory!
Fly ball! Fly ball!
pencils every where!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOO IM STUCK IN A POND :0
Ahhhhhh!! When does hibernation start!!!!
Boy Scouts are yummy.
FISH!!! now
It’s so funny!!!
GURRRGLEE (spit)
WHERES THE SALMON?!
Feed me!!!
That lady finally got my itch, at least she knows i can’t itch my back!
I’m dying!
oh dang it!! the bears lost again!!
IM GONNA GET THAT BEE FOR THIS !!!!!! I WAS JUST TAKING SOME HONNEY!!!
Honey from the sky YAY!
Mommy! That fish called me names again!
do you like my yodeling? YODEL LAY EEE OOO!
look i am baby bird.
ow i’ve been hit…medic…medic…medic…
I WANT CANDY!!!!!!!!!!
I have a paper cut!!!!!
HELP ITS THE END OF TIME oh wait it isn’t.
“And then he said, “PLEASE DON’T EAT ME!”
Ahhh! I broke my NAIL!!!!!!!!!
I’m going to star in ”The Bear of Seville”!!!!!!!!!!
lalalalalalala do re mi fa so la ti do!
nooooooo!!!! not the honey!
I think it read the joke section in Boy’s Life!
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAA!!!!!!!!!! I love that joke!
I just love that joke!!
owwwwww sat on a pine cone!
“The Sky is Falling!!!” Maybe i will catch something.
Gargle..gargle…(spit)
I hope the show promoters hear my singin’
I’m coming Elizabeth!!!
Hahahaha!
Nothing like singing in the shower.
I’ll stay like this until you give me some fish
That’s the last time I try Pedro’s prickly pear pizza!
you stink at beariyoky
We will fight in the woods, we will fight in the mountains, we will fight to the death, we will never surrender!
OUCH!!!!!!!
I stubbed my paw!
Mommyyyyyy!
my snacks for the winter are gone! gone! goooooone!!!
im smoky bear no serisly im un fire stop drop and roll! stop drop and roll
oh my head grand ma is that you?
lets turn these fish into scrap bones!
oh home on the range were are my fish!
oh why can’t fish have grips
wa wa the fish are gone
oh, beautiful, for spacious fish.
flying fish…where???
But I don’t wanna go to aunties wedding. Humph
I’ve got the fish! I’ve got it!
i drink bannanas for an extra life, thank you retro and nintendo.
you could be right. but how are we supposed to know?
My preshious….
Somebody catch that flying fish!
birdie,come to me!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m singing in the stream!
Can I stop posing now?
MEDIC!!!
i got it i got it!!
hey look a ufo
“I whip my hair back and forth!! I whip my hair back and forth!!!……
I am a bear, Hear me roar!
Guess what, I am a ,,,what am I?
Guess what, I’m a Coyote!!!!!!!!!!!!!
going, going, gone!!
ahhh! i’m hit!
owwwwww, I stubbed my toe
HaHaHaHaHa
You crack me up
My 3DS fell in the lake!
(sniffles) One second I have bacon, the next second I lost it! (Sniffle) Why MEEEEE?!(Cries)
Nooo don’t poke me again!
i rule the wold!!!!! hahaha!!!!
O home on the range where the YAWN!!!!!!
what just happened?I think I just went to bear heaven.mommmm!!!!
I am dying….I am now dead!!
Ohhhh.. thats my tickile spot!!!
I can’t breathe “gasp”
HA!HA! That one got me!
Why cant I beat this level?!
No!!! Birds just stole my fish!
where’s the meat?
Nooo! Nooo! Nooo! Who stole my tuna saqndwich!
UUHH…HI,IM A BEAR…HAS ANYONE SEEN MY LUNCH?…HEY YOU,GIMME MY LUNCH!
where is my fish?! I want my fish
URK,URK…….I THICK I HAVE A TUMMY AKE????
my lunch no my lunch! i will eat that hawk for dinner tommorow
La la la la la la la!!!!!!
Boy am iiiiiiiiiiiii hungry.
Yodel-ay-he-who!
The metal bird dropped it’s steak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR!
oh look a plane
“I’m in love with a squirel and I don’t who knows!” Oops, did I just yell that out loud?!
OMG, OMG, OMG!!! I just got texted that Justin Beaver is singing at the Rainforest Cafe tomarrow!
“Gloom, dispear, and misory on me, if it wern’t for bad luck I’d have no luck at all!”
AHHHH!!!! THEY GOT ME!!!!!! NO ONE TOLD ME IT WAS HUNTING SEASON
Im Tarsan of the jungle.aoaoaoaoaoaoaoao
Help! It will bite me!Hel-Oh it’s just a fish
Why did you step on my toe mommy??¿¿??¿¿
How bad is it- OW!!!! EASY DOC!!!!
No! not anchovies for dinner again!
i must practise my yodeling.
Ooh! The pain!
Previously On Man Vs. Wild, Bear says: I HATE KNIVES, THE PAIN, Bear Grylls says: Meat!!!!!!
“That one looks like a salmon.”
Ahhhhhhh! He shot me! Psssst! How was that guys?
o that the spot JEEP scratching
Ah I lost a Million dollars just for getting my fur groomed
FIGARO FIGARO!
Oh… Pedro, did you forget to use your deodorant this morning?
dose my neck look funny?
Oh my gosh,the stores out of ketchup!
You evil porcupine! OWWW!
ha ha ha ha ha ha very funny
owwww
my foot!
just drop the fish
its a home run!!! ooh ooh i got it i got it!!!!
OH THAT SOUP WAS SO HOT. MY TONGUE IS BURNING!
OH NO! I GOT A F IN SOCIAL STUDY’S! MOMS GOING TO BE SO MAD!
Oh no! Wisconsin beat the buckeyes!
is that bird pooping on me
No the biggest salmon I’ve seen has gotten away!!!!!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE IS NO MORE SALMON FOOL!
Aww! Why did she leave me? Was it my fur, my claws, maybe my morning breath? *Sniff* Yeah, definitely my breath…
My life depends on catching this football. I can’t miss this catch. I have to stand or I’ll never catch it…
… I missed it! I shouldn’t have eaten so much at Thanksgiving! 🙁
America,America! The home of the brave,…,and the land of the….. freeeeeeeeee!
OH NO NOT THE ELECTRIC EEL!!!
The QB throws……… its up!……. I think its stuck in a tree.
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! What? You don’t like my singing?!
Yes! Yogi Bear did it!
c’mon, I’ve been waiting for someone to throw a fish in my mouth. come on people, i don’t bite!
Hey, bird come on down and fight!
Listen to me sing opera eh-hem
La lo le la LALALA LALOLU!!
Back off boys!This is mine!!!!!!!!!!!!
I…I won the lottery!!!
Wheres the fish ive been waiting here for about 4 hours!
I WANT MY SILLY BANDS!!!!!!
NOOO!!!!!
I shouldn’t have drank the yellow water
i got it! i got it!
Alright, you can come down from the tree now little human.
Come on you little salmon!!!
hey! a plane!
Hark! Harold the angel sings!
OWWW! HE STEPPED ON MY FOOT!!!
BOO-HOO!I LOST MY HONEYYY!
ok u gotsa throws da goldfish i gots it!
Nice Fire Works Display….
Mommy, my tummy hurts!!
My mouth is alive, with the sound of bees, huuuh!
CURSE YOU DOGGONE HUNTER!
gulp—down the hatch
NOOOOOO!!!! I LOST THE SALMON!!!
come back here birds!!!!!!!!PS.please post i never been posted
Be the fish….Be the fish to catch the fish….
im fishing for birds! ooh! here comes one!
fish don’t fly into your mouth like in the movies!
I’LL GET YOU CRAZY CUBS!!!!
Ouch!hot rock!
fall time already?!
UGH,Idon’t feel so good, I think I ate to much fish.
That is a hilarious caption.
on top of spaGETIIIIIIIII!!!!!
I got it!I got it!
very funny, I’LL GET YOU SQUIRRELS NEXT TIME!
I just joined the choir. LA-LA-LA!!
That makes sense. Keep up the good work!!
Stop it! HOOHAHH!! That tickles!
He is singing . . . Oh, where has my honey gone, oh where has my honey gone, please bring back my honey to me to me. Bring back, bring back, bring back my honey to me.
Is this open enough Doc?
That all you can eat buffet is bitting back.
On top of old SMOOKEEY!!!
why is it that yogi won’t help me snag a picnic basket. I can be just as fun as booboo
i think i see a salmon constelation. hello lunch!
That was FUNNY!
Ow…it hurts when you stub your toe on a rock!
I said keep it down over there!I am watching tv here!
OW!I think there are sharks in here!
Oowwww! Those termites fight back
Where’s my mommy!
ya shot me!
thats a odd place for a piano.
I always wanted to be a fountain!
stop it, your killing me!!!
Mommy!!!! Bearemy hit me!
I didn’t get anything for dinner.
IM GOBBOLING UP SUNSHINE!
YIKES!!!! Hey guys I think im f…a..ll..i…n..g.. (crack)
I think the captions are pretty funny. keep up the good work!
I don’t think the bear said that! ; )
Every time I get my hands on some honey, those bees just don’t leave me alone!
HAHAHA I love tickling myself! Hahaha
what is that bottle shaped thing that is headed straight for my face?
This mouthwash taste funny.
Must… Move… Tword… The Light!…
Don’t go into the light Yogi!
Aw man, that hawk got my salmon. Next time he shows up he will be happy I didn’t come to his funeral.
Oh yeah… little lower… OOh yeah that’s the spot
Oh, I feel SO relieved
godda do my morning stretches….
c’mon fall fish fall
Where,o, where has my little fish gone?
With his tail so sparkly,
And his scales so bright,
O where o where can he be?
Guys over here!That fish is gonna jump.com’n your mine!!!
ahhh ahhhh ahhh chooooo
Mom, I keep telling you and telling you I brushed my teeth
I’m… choking… on…FISH!!
Somebody help me!
What? A flying Salmon!
I’m getting ready to see the dentist
Get this bone out of my teeth
hey look its a flying fish
need honey were is it WERE IS IT?!?!
mommmmm i don’t want to go to school
Mom, The fish are flying again!!!
it is hard to imitate a wolf
Mommy!!!! that fish smacked me and now i’m burning!!!
MOOOOM!! whens dinner gonna be? im hungry
Oh look the birds dying.Should I do CPR?
ugh,whens lunch
Those Scouts put the chocolate just bearly out of reach!
you are not tied up, how could it be out of reach
IT BURNS!!!!!!
LOOKS LIKE A MORNIN’ SHOWER! :)!
Standing outside with my mouth open wide,Ah,Ah,Ah…
WHY!!!!!! WERE ALL OUT OF FISHIES!!!
No mom, I don’t need braces!!
Nooooo, I don’t wanna leave the jamboree mom!!
Oh! The Hunter got meeeee!
not another scout for dinner!
NOOOO! Today’s the first day of hunting season!
The surgen genral warned me not to eat raw fish
oh look flying fish
I WAS SO CLOSE TO CATING THAT FISH!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve was hired by the State of Illinois to handle their Asian Carp problem. The check bounced.
MOMMY that fish bit me
I know it rains cats and dogs, but when will it rain fish?
Mom! Where did you put the honey?!
Its back at the den for the third time!!
What is that? A bear or a duck?
note to self: hornets are NOT the same as bees. (ow.)
MOM! I don’t wanna go to bed!!!!!!!
evasive carp, fly to papa!!!!!!!!
Time to tune up! ME, me, me, me…
i want to soak up the sun!
NOOOOO!IM OUT OF CHIPS!
Ouch!!!I sat on a rose thorn!I have no idea where THAT came from.
I’m trying to break the world record of tossing up fish in the air and catching them! ONE…MORE!!
i going to catch that foul ball in achooooo
this isn’t part of the play!
OW!!! ooh ooh ok ok im alright just stubbed my toe
“MOM WERE DID YOU PUT MY LEGOS”
I just got that evil tingling in my stomach,MUAHAHAHA
BELCH EXCUSE ME
‘burp’
Aaaaaaahh, that hits the spot. Nobody can scratch my belly like me.
a-a-aaaaaaa-chooooooo
LOL
Oh no, this is the worst haircut ever. Even my mirrors don’t like it.
No No Jamboree can’t be over….I want more smores !
ITS OVER DUDE, ITS OVER.
you cant dance like this
OH YEAH!!!!????
peanut butta jelly time
Mom I want a fish fry not veggies
100 bottles of salmon on the wall, 100 bottles of salmon, take one down pass it around, 99 bottles of salmon on the wall…
you forgot to finish the song
Yah right!
HOTHOTHOTHOT too much hot sauce!!!!!!
OWWWW!!! THAT MOSQUITO HURT!!!
i didn’t know fish could fly???!!!!!!!
Why? Why? Why? did you wake me up I was dreaming I didn’t have to go to school.
How high can flying fish get???
o say can you see!
STOP THAT HORRIBLE SINGING!!!!
I’m Sing’en in the sun
AHHHH… SOMEBODY STOLE MY POURIDGE!!!
don’t look at me i’m not a morning person
I’ll catch you one day you evil bird!!!
ma i told you i brushed my teeth
I’m singing in the pond!
Hey you, ya you, GET IN MY BELLY!
lol
Get back here you coward of a bird!!!
Scooby Doo where are you!?!
Noooo!!! It was marvelous, and I almost had the giant salmon. I can’t talk about it now.
Nooooo! Mom not salad again!
I don’t think I can catch that fish
OUCH!!!!! BAD fishy bit my tounge!!!
ON TOP OF OLD SMOKEY!!
My tooth!
Aaaaaah.see I told you I can open my mouth really wide for the dentist!!!
OOPS, another flying fish!
LOL spongebob fell in love with a krabby patty!!!
Why does Pedro’s space ship look like a star?
oh my gosh! I just slept til’ noon.
Aauuggh!!! im hit!
THRILLER
What do you think I am ???? A RADIO ??????
Oh don’t make me come over there
HALLELULAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pedro is so funny!!no wait whats that??? oh the tickle monster!! ha ha he he stop i cant take this much longer!!
that was the funniest joke!!!
awwww, do i have to go to school???
But I don’t wanna go to school, mom!!
i just sit on a sharp rock
hi ya george wanna play some mini golf?
you said you would give me a milk bone
darn you bird
aaa now I see it
hi
I’m gonna eat you froggy!
come on down from that tree Mr. froggy, you’ll be safe in my mouth.
What switch? What switch i flip to get fish! I’ll just catch it
Pick on someone your own size!
that’s a strange place for a piano
“My friend wolf said It’s fun to howl at the big white thing in
the sky, so I decided to try it!”
If all the raindrops were lemondrops and gumdrops…
Hey bird, I have some nice food for you in my stomach!
WILMA!!!!
Not the last Twinkie!!!!
That’s right,baby birds,fall out and come
to papa.
OWOWOW!!A SPLINTER’S GOT ME!OWOWOW!
OH YEAH! I’M A ROCK STAR!
Don`t shoot i`ll give you the fish back
Watch out!!! it’s his morning breath!!!
mom no t yet ! its only 3 in the morning
FOOD I WANT FOOD
Somebody told me sushi would fall from the sky!! Why am i so gullible?!?!?
Dentist: Open up wide……
Bear: If I open up any wider I’ll eat you!
Ouch! a thorn got stuck in my foot!!
I MUST STOP OPHRA SINGING
yawn im sleepy
OWWW! Toothache! Where’s my dentist when I need him… Oh, wait- I ate him!
GET IN MY BELLY!!!!
aaa now I see it
Oh, snap. I’m going to fall!
Mommy! The water’s too cold!
ahh!no fish
oh man Imissed yoga class!!!!
My mom always said”If you keep doing that your face will get stuck” I guess she was right.
The grizzly told him it would rain fish today.
Why the big mouth? All the better to eat you, my precious!!!!
I LOST THE GAME!!!!!!!!!
Stomach Ache!!!!
i can almost reach there food come on just a little closer.
get in my mouth flying fish!
OUCH!!!!! I BIT MY TONGUE!!!!
THAT ONES FUNNY!
please donate fish to the poor
watup cub souct =>
Who needs a horn?
I like fish pie!
Sing’n in the bathtub!
Curse you scale-less,slippery fish!!
reaching for the sky
He’s a master at slap-stick comedy.
“This bear is attempting the old ‘shot by a hunter’ gag.”
Ahhhhhhh!!!!! That human gave me indigestion!
It’s a bird. It’s a plane. No, no, no…
baby come back
watch out!
HAHAHAHAHA I cant believe you lost that fish !!!!!!!!!!!!!
dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where’s my own photographer!
waaa!the fish slaped me in the face!
insert fish here
the fish are eating me!!!!!!!bad fishy!!bad fishy!!!!!!!!
lol
It ain’t over till the fat man sings LAAAAA!
I love tosing opra
why do people keep trying to figure out what i’m saying
ahhhhh! Frozen Fish!
Hey,that cloud looks just like me!
why do I have to wake up?
Do we HAVE TO watch this movie again!?!?!
HEY COME BAKE WITH ME FISHY 🙁
How do coyotes do it?
Why do I have to wake up so early?
CURSE YOU EVIL DOER!!!!!!
Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Theres no fish here!!!!!!!!!!!!
throw the fish into my mouth IM HUNRGY!!!!!!!!!!
darn my fish got away
“these jokes are hilarious!”
Hey look flyin fish
I’m going for a record of 15 goldfish caught in the mouth! And these are not crackers.
I love honey and im a pooh bear so i do care and so on and so forth
Oh !!!! Its to early to get up !! sob sob
Ooww!!!
Who put hat table there!?!?!
Look Ma, No cavities!
AWWWWWW! Too much sulfur in this Philmont water
“Come down here, Boy Scout! I just want to eat, I mean meet you!”
“Fi-ga-ro,fi-ga-ro,figaro,figaro,fi-ga-ro!”
OWWWWWWW! My toe!
Mom help!!! Some bird just stole my fish!!!
Here fishy fishy. Here fishy.
SO CLOSE!!!!!!! But the fish excaped…..
da nah nah da nah this new ipod is beast!!!
hey bird come back with my fish!!!!!!!
maybe if i keep this up i can stay home from school.
here birdy birdy birdy i have free bird seed right in here.
why did i have that triple cheese omelet last night
I want my Sugar Crisp!!!!
“What are you looking at!?”
Awww but i want to go to the movies with my BFFS!
why did she leave me?????!!!!!
hey fish…GET IN MY BELLY!!!!!
ON TOP OF OL’SMOKEY…!!!
Kids! Time for dinner!
oh man that samon is flop’n around ni my stomach.
this is boring
OMG There is a fish in the sky, and it looking at me really Funny. Mommmmy!!!
Oooh! That’s the spot!
ohhh,mom,why do we have to eat squirrel again!
Wahh that fish looked at me funny!
Man , that water is COLD !!!
wow my arrow from my bow went really really high!!!!!:o
oh why oh why have you stole my fish!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT WATER IS SOOO COLD!!!!!!!
AAAHHH!!! Five more minutes mom!!!
christopher roben where are ypu
aaaaaaaaaa a metor just hit the bronx zoo!
AHHHHH I’M OUT OF CELL SERVICE!!!!!!
day 1: being a dog
watching a funny movie?
foods falling from the sky!
Honey why are you so high are you scared I’ll eatyou? Well that makes scence.
OWWWWW! The water has been electrified!
Okay little flying fishie, come to this cave with the red carpet that is NOT a mouth or a tongue
look at me I can sleep with my mouth open!
ok i`m ready for feading time 3 2 1 fish!!!!!!!!!!!!
this mouth rinse helps my teeth so much I don`t want to spit it out.
“Singin in the rain just singin in the rain what a horible feelin!!!”
I gotta be me!!!!
looks like the sharif got you again
yep he shure did
Pretend to be dead… get me out of here already!!!
That cloud looks like a fish.
Darn, I shoulda know that those fish would play a trick on me!
MUST CATCH BIRD!
Oh please spare me… hee hee… I can’t take the monkey joke again.
LETS SAVE THE FORESTS ALREADY
ITS A BIRD ITS A PLANE NO ITS SUPERMAN!!!
flying ish!!!!! flying fish!!!!!
where is the fish
a fish, there’s my prey
Ow!The pain,the PAIN…..Do I smell fish?
no!theres no more fish!
TEACHER!! Bobby hit me and stepped on my toe!
Aww COME ON!! This fish catchin’ thing never EVER works for me! TEACHER!!!
ohhhhh!!! why did bunny the bully have to have sharp teeth…OHH;(
Wow, thats a really big plane!
why can’t it be saturday
WHY ME!!!
Ohh why did Bunny the Bully have to step on my foot that hard…;(
keep it down up there!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ouch! Stubbed my toe again!
“I’m singing on a rock, I’m singing on a rock!!!”
keep it down up there
Not another UFO.
my chest is splitting!
Yow! A thorn bush!
It’s over nine-THOUSAND!!!!!!!
what?
AAAAAAAAh! To many samons last knight. uuuuh
I know wrong night
that is so funny
The world must be coming to an end!!!!!!
maybe can have a solo in the forest opra:)
Ready wolf cubs?!
Mommy! I’m hungry!
I don’t think it’s a cub
aww mom i dont want to hirbnate
AAAAGGGGHHHH I ATE TOO MUCH
I always gargle after brushing my teeth.
OOOWWWWWW!!
Why does my fishing class always put thumtacks on my seat?
Good morning everybody!!!!!!!!!
ST-STOP I’M TICKILISH THERE, HA HA ST-STOP.
Help! I’m falling!
That sure is one big bug!
Mommy! Look! Everything is upside down! Or is it?
My dad wasn’t joking when he said he could fly
do they put signs that say don’t feed the moose? NO! and the mooses are fat and still hungry! 🙁 :/
annoying little songbird!
i’ve gotten up and i can’t fall!
(yawn) that was a scary dream i couldn’t ‘bear’ it
Whoa… where can i sign up for the fly-fishing merit badge?
da big bear only sing soprano! Laaaaaa!
Everybody was kung fu fighting,those kicks were fast as lighting, in fact it was a little bit frighting(and painful)!Owwwwwwwwww!
food wonderful food!
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MY FIIIIIIIIIIIISH!
I wanna eat teh fish! Gimme teh fiying fish!
pretty butterfly!
don’t you hate it when you stub your toe
why are bear bags so darn high!?
They were right! the aliens ARE amongst us!
A fish! That cloud looks like a FISH!
Fish DO fly!!!!
hahahaha good joke pedro
I want my lollipop
Bwaahahaha
Is that fish flying? Look it’s a flying fish!
OW, there’s gotta be a better way to pull teeth!
OWWWWWW!!!!!! I should never eat Pedros Alpha Taco
I know I can catch that popcorn you are throwing at me!
THE BEE STUNG ME WHEN I TOOK THE HONEY
I just sat on a bee from my honey!
Ah! Not again! There’s a fly in my fish!
What happened to the remote??
Alright!! It’s time to watch the Forest Championship Fish Fight!!!!
Yea that’s right people bring on the FOOD!!!!!!!!!!
(yawn)I can’t wait till hibernation
Ihope ecerybody likes my singing then I could go for opera!
run….I HEAR BANJO MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Figirro! I`m an opera singer!
The sky is falling! The sky is falling! And it looks fishy!!!!!!
shhh! im trying to sing opera here
the sky is falling! Ahhhhhhh!
“Say Ah.” “Ahhhhh.” “You need to scrub those scales off your teeth.”
Hey,that cloud looks like Pedro!
hey shooting star make a wish
Boo-Boo!!!!!
I’ve found another picinic basket!!!!!
And it has a nice cream pie!!!!
here fishy fishy…:0
YAWN! I’m tired time for my nap.
I love sing-alongs!
Pretend to be dead… get me out of here already!!!
OK, I’m ready, RAIN FISH!!!!!!!
I belive I can fly! I know I can!
WHAT!!!!! WE’RE OUT OF FISH!!!!!
im chokeing on a bug
Mom, what’s for lunch. I’m hungry
If fruit will fall into your hand with patience, then why cant fish fall into your mouth?
Ah! The flash is too bright!
Ha, Ha, Ha, those scouts just crack me up with those skits!
ATTACK!!!!! The fish will be ours! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Is mom done talking about the time she caught her first rainbow trout beacause this is so boring
ahhhhhh I bit my tongue!!! it really hurth
Cannonball!
ugggh, next time i’ll only have 20 salmon…
(dentist):ok, nice, now hold it there for a sec and DONT CLOSE!
OMG!! IT”S AN ALIEN! RUN!
Oh no not again
what another fish fall!!!
OMG!!! im in the middle of the dodo birds territory!!!
Is that an eclips coming?
ewhhhh!!! i’m hit!!!
what is that thing flying? …
OMG!!! a army of fish!
Ahhhhh, Aliens. Everyone yodel!
Fish are falling
Is that an anvil in the sky?
I WANT MY SILLY BANDS!!!!!!
i’m gonna barf!!!!
offff with his head!!!!!!!
CALVIN!!!!!!!!Whered you put my floaties!!!!!??????
come on bud just try and take my fish away.
I’ll catch this pop fly with my mouth!
MOM! I NEED YOU
Ouch! That’s the last time I try to bite the hook off those fishing lines.
awwww! I missed the fish again!
ah man the fish got away again
AAIEEE!! I skinned my Fur!!!
What did I Miss
Mom I don’t want to take a bath..
DARN! I LOST MY SOCKS!!! AGAIN
Nooooo i forgot, Fish are freinds, not food.
thats great
Mwahahahaha!!!! im so evil….
i scared my supper away
Water is my natural mouthwash.
INCOMING FISH!
Momma! I want more fish!
it`s a miracle! it`s raining rainbow trout! yes!
lifelong fear of birds in 3-2-1!
But Mom i don’t wanna get in
Where’d the fish go!?!?!?!?
YEOWWWWW!!!!!! Hot,hot,HOT!
But mom!! i dont want to go to fishing school
run for your your life. its super fish
WAHHHHHH! I want my binkie!
I got it! I got it!!
hohoho it’s a one eyed snowman hohoho so funny i forgot to laugh
That rainbow trout really hits the spot!
Hey birdy i’m hungry so let me eat you!!!
This is a rip off where are the fish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY! THAT SEAGULL STOLL MY FISH!
yawnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHH! The hunters got me! Oh, the pain, the suffering!
arrrgh not anchovies!
BARK!! BARK!!!!!
yah!I’m havin aparty.
For the last time Ian,stop calling me “Booger”!
:YAWN: Mom, do I have to go to school NOW!?
Argh – The Chicago Bears picked who in the draft? There goes the whole season.
Don’t take me in Mr.Ranger-Sir, I didn’t mean to eat that person’s pickinic basket
help! i can’t shut my mouth!!!!!!!!!
YEOW!!!!! My little toe!!!!!
OHHHHHHH, i knew i shouldn’t have eaten that last twinkie.
What am I doing?! Catchin Snow Flakes on my tongue of course! Its Christmas in July!
I’M HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey! Hey! You up there! Yeah you quit throwing acorns!!!!!!!!!!
“Don’t drop the Salmon there!Dump it here!”
*dazed* hey that cloud looks like a butterfly 8-0
They said I couldn’t sing or yodel, well I proved them wrong!
WHERE IS EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom! Five more minutes! 🙂
I CAN CATCH THE FLYING FISH! I KNOW I CAN!! HE’S A FAST LITTLE GUY, BUT I’LL CATCH HIM IF IT KILLS ME!
I’ll scream If I eat another fish
Happy birthday toooo youuuu!!!!!
I can’t take it any more… This toothache is too much to BEAR!
Yodel, yodel, yodel!!!
i can’t believe i am in a magazine. Ohh look at all the words!
No E.T. Don’t go home! *crying*
You know if your hand is bigger than you face it has cancer?
Other bear: Really?
*Smack*
Turn off the camera flash!!!
Can’t…..reach……….itch…….on……..belly………!
Is.. is that a bird?
oohh the pain! oooohhh the drama!
Awh.. I ran out…CAN SOMEONE GET ME SOME TOILET PAPER!
Vairy Funny!
Mom, the fish bit me!
Why can’t I catch a snowflake!!!
AMAZING GRACE! HOW SWEET THE…
HaHaHa! The bees will never follow me into the water!!
im wateing for my food
Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday dear BSA! Happy Birthday to you!
😛
THE PAIN THE AGANEA
*ahhh* opera in the morning
i hate flying fish
Honey,I need some more bubblebath!
I am up go away
hey! look at that ufo!
I got it ,eh I don’t got it!
Help! the water is freezing!
MAMA HELP!
COLD WATER!!!!!!!
Ow!I stubbed my toe
Curse you bear hunters!! Curse you!!!!
oh this is terible my own wife betrays me
I need clean water! Some people use this as a latrine!!
Why me!!!!!!
oh the fish got me
I fell for that joke AGAIN?!
DINNER TIME
that hurts
cheeseburger
ugh i shouldn’t have gone to that campsite
i’m walkin on sunshine
Dude!!!Stop taking my stuff!Not cool1!
HAHAHA
WILSON!!!!!!
CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
arrrgh! me want food!
I knew I shouldn’t of taken the honey from the bee’s
(yawn),that was some party last night.
Ouch!!!!!!!! That thorn bush really tasted bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Owwwwww I sat on a tack!!!!
This is how you look in the morning.
It’s not over till the black bear sings
I dropped my ice cream cone! Waaahhhh!
MOM DO YOU KNOW WHERE MY PANTS ARE!!!!!!!
AUGH!! NEVER eat the Hot n’ Spicy wings after the Honey Glazed!!!
Welcome to my home!
i will never be a crocodile
Why won’t that honey drip already!
another one got away
Mom! Go get me some chicken and biscuits!
my spleen!!
Oooh the pain!
I wonder where are the stars
I need food
Yodelyahehooo
wow!!I only thought birds could fly
I’m Bearzilllla and I’m gonna take down this forest!
Why did you make me from my sleep, didn’t I tell you not to do that last time! When will you learn. . .?
I can see people on the moon!
Ouchie! I wish I had my football cup!
I don’t think I’m tall enough to get that drying salmon.
aw man, the beariantologist said this jaw will go in a couple of weeks.
hay look thaers a clod that looks likc a baer
ah ah coo
Ooooooo! flying honey jar!!!!!!!
wah wah i didn’t catch the fish!
ooh, they got me!!!
I’m singing opera!! Duh!!
It must be a full moon outside, the bears are howling.
Someone ate the rest of my berries!!! THE HORROR! THE HORROR!!
crud! i dropped my fishie crackers! Why??????????
Theres a splinter in my paw!
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s an egg salid sanwich!
I sat on a hedgehog!!!
young man, get down here this instint!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHERE IS THAT FLYING MILKWEED TACO????
ouch! that bee stung me!
ohhhh, pretty lights.
thats my honey now give it back you bird
The Boy’s Life Magazine jokes are so funny!!!
The weather report called for snow
AHHH! the pain of being wacked by a fish!!
hey baby i’m over here
The bear is dying! Help! Do C.P.R.!
i got it ! i got it !
THE PAIN!!!……….why didn’t the parachute open??????
“Ohh,say can you see…”
Ack! I hate being shot out of a cannon.
Air tastes like fish.
NOOOO!!!! Those humans took my creampuffs!!! =(
so.. so funny ha ha ha
I REAllY have to go!
Hey look! The boss is flying!
hey mom, watch me do this super backflip dive!
My uncles on the roof… falling falling… THUMP!!
Okay, all you have to do is squirt the medicine down my nostrils! Two drops in each, okay?
FLYING FISH!!!!!!!
Woah! That cloud looks like a fish!
I quit looking for food in alaska. I’m a sarah palin bear!!!
“I think I broke something.”
Almost there…So close…Catch the butterfly.
Can you hear me now!
Really!! throw it over here and I can catch that marshmallow!
See??
Waaaaa I’ve been living a lie!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh! I’m so hungry! I wish it would rain food!
Mommy, where are you!
no son this is how you roar
Ah… This is the life!
give me the fishie
Ow! I stubbed my toe again and lost my trout. Could this day get any worse?
ahhhhh!!!!! my back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mabey if i sit like the they will give me a pretzle!!!!!!!!
AHHHHH CRAMPS!!!!
ahhh!!!! my back!!!!
Here fishy, fishy.
Oh hevenly Father please send me some fish perferably salmon!
OWWWW I stepped on a tack!
yoodley yodley yodleyhehoo
when will that fish drop out of that tree?
Oh Bill Coseby, you’ve done it again!
LAA- What are you looking at? Someone has to replace Michael Jackson!
OH,THE PAIN!!! CURSE YOU SPLINTERS!!!
So long, and thanks for all the fish!
hope this rabbit-blood mouthwash impresses that girl!
Mommmmm! I gotta GO! NOW!
Mom! He took my fish!
Standing outside with my mouth open wide. Ah Ah, Ah Ah, Ah Ah AH, Ah Ah AH.
I want my mommy!!!
I want my blankie!!!
hee hee
That cloud looks fishy
Man, why did I eat to many burritos.
I’m trying to catch the home run fish
come on fish jump in my mouth
i threw the fish up but its not coming back down
Hal…..lae….lu….yah!!!
God in heaven, PLEASE send my a fish!
OOOWWW!!! I stepped on a pin!!!
oooooohhh that hurts
yawn im tired.
mother is that you?
must move toward light
BUURRP!
Alright kids… Jokes over… Somebody let me out of this bear suit
Romeo,oh !Romeo
ITS A BIRD, ITS A PLANE!!!!!! no wait its just a tree.
Look, Ma…No cavitiies!
“But MOM, I just took a bath last summer, whaaaa”
AGGGG!!! THis mouth wash BURNS!!!!!!!
Where’s Waldo?
Ah! A Papercut!!!
Oh, My aching back!
Please Mom?! Just 5 more minutes of hibernation!
OH THE AGONY!
aaugh !!!!!!!!!! im a hippo being devoured by a giant furry snake
Why couldn’t I have bought a better sleeping pad?
Mommy! I have a splinter in my finger!
wow! an eagle,its huge!
AAHHHH! i stepped in a bear trap! darnit you humans!
I just LOVE it when it rains cats and dogs.
KEVIN! FORGIVE ME!!!
what’s up homeboy!!
“This is my first time at the bear ZIKI’S. I have to catch this!!”
Nope, nothing up there
I got the late night fish munchies
Give me that fish you took out my mouth you scout
now howard get down from there you might hurt yourself
HELP! IVE BEEN SHOT
PIRHANAS!
OW! I stubbed my toe!
Common mama I’m hungry!
see folks this is why you NEVER eat any of the meals my sister makes
All right little fishies,I’ll catch you,just jump off the waterfall!
I’m not a bear, it’s a costume! See? Here’s the zipper!
I never knew flying fish went that high up!
hahaha thats a funny boyslife joke
Ohhhhhhh! I have a tummy ache!
Maybe the bear is calling to other bears.
Man I shouldn’t have went to that late night movie watching!
I’m singin’ in the rain. Just singin in the rain!
Boat riding is fun. UNTILL YOU FALL OFF A WATERFALL!!!
Take a look in my mouth…I’m telling you the truth, I didn’t eat any “human” food!
A flying piece of beef!
I’m melting, I’m melting!!!!!!!!!
Oh boy! I see a plane! Hey person whos driving a plane drop some foor down here. Im starving!
Im laying off the fish.Time for air food
AHH!!!!! THAT (PANT) MOVIE WAS WAY TO (PANT) SCARY!!!!!
hey,kid,was that cool or what!now can i have that fish?
ITCHHHHHH! I NEED TO ITCH MY FOOT BUT I CANT REACH IT! UGGHHHH!!
I got it!!! I got it!!! 10 years later. I got it!!! I…..don’t got it.
LA LA LA LAAAAAAAA *hack* *cough* *choke* I hate kareoke!
WHY?!WHY?!Why did I let the fish go for just an ice cream cone?!WHY?!
Big bro said fish fall out of the sky, but I dunno….
Ohhhhhh…I will never eat my salmon with my lillypads for dinner AGAIN!!!!
I almost caught it!
Soooooooooo close!
the boy scouts caught all my fish!!!!!!!!!!!!
Going, Going, and it’s… GONE!!!
Man, those scouts sure can throw pumpkins!!!
I’m auditioning for american idol.
you bettter get down here you monkey!
the sky is fallaing, the sky is falling!
My life is really boring.
what is he doing in the water
these fish are beary good
ACHOO!
mom! drop me the fish
(Hypnotized)Im waiting for the shiny ball of light to fall.
Mom! The toiletpaper is out!
Mom! Look at the tiny fish! Owch! Curse you tiny fish!
Ahhhh. I don’t need to go to the dentist. My teeth are just fine
NO!!!! That was the BIGGEST salmon i’ve ever seen and I missed it!!
Why. Why. Why. I’m so hungry.
Ah! I’m tired of waiting for the next issue of Boy’s Life!!
I’ve been shot!!!
Wait, am I a bear, a hippo, or a duck I forgot well I guess mr. latypus will finnally be rivaled.
Mom! I told you not to say that in front of my friends! Sheesh!
Billy Bear: So do you think I should see the dentist, or what?
Momma Bear: It’s not the teeth that I’m worried about!
Stop it! Stop it! You’re making my sides hurt! Quit! Too funny!
WHAT ARE THESE CHIPS DOING IN MY BAG OF COMPRESSED AIR?!
Oh, say can you see…!
Ahh ooohh….that itch has been scratched
ummmm i want some honey and crakers.
I’m waiting for the cheezit to fall
bear is singing ” give me some of that fish give me some of that fish how would you feel if you were hanging of this wall”
ARGH! I JUST HATE IT WHEN I STUB MY TOE. OWCH!!!!
Ah! AH!! AH!!! I dont know why I’m YELLING!!!!!!!!!
Let the fish of the line!
time for my monthly check-up, ahhh, I hate dentists!
I am auditioning for the opra !
OUCH! My toe!
haaaa! ha ha ha!! wooo! that camp chilli was good im sure glad they forgot bear bags and bunji chords!
A little privacy, PLEASE???
Owww! I stepped on a rock!
it a bird its a plane its a black bear
why does fishing have to be so tyring?
Quick! A guy’s taking our picture! Act like bears!
Can I stop begging now?
Hey! Airplane up there! Get me me out of the forest! It’s boring!
That’s how a bear spazzes out, everyone!
I hate taking pills
why does mom make me gargoal
MOMMY! A fish attached me.
I can sing like Lady Gaga!!!
u want some?! come get some!!!
AHHHHHH! BEE STINGER IN THE NOSE!!! BEE STINGER IN THE NOSE!!!!!!!! OH IT BURNS, IT BURNS!!!
Wait! I see a light, oh wait it’s just the sun.
ON TOP OF SPAGHETTI!ALL COVERED WHITH CHEESE!I LOST MY POOR MEETBALL,WHEN…
I’ll see those flying fish and when I do………
why, WHY!!!
ooooooh! how i wish bear bags were never invented!
its a flying fish!
come her litle annoying flying thing.
ahhhhhhh, Im blind
Arrgh!!!!!!! This fur coat is WAY to small!
I told u i didn’t do it!!!
I knew I shouldn’t have listened to Pedro and eaten that tumbleweed taco.
I’m waiting for it to rain
Watch mom! I’m going to do a backflip off of here.
Why does Mom ALWAYS put brocolli in my salmon?!
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! That fish will NEVER escape now! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!
Hey, I’m weird!
Mowgli, where did you go?!
C’mon! One fish right here!
Guys it’s not funny,give me my honey back!
Shoot! My jaw always freezes after I go to the dentist!
AAHHH! It got me! I’m dying!(note to self:never try to catch swordfish)
Hey mom, look at my pearly whites!
Mom,five more minutes!
JUST PULL THE TOOTH AND BE DONE WITHIT!!!!
Ahhhhh! The sky is falling!
ohhh, too much fish.ohhhh.
ah i’m so hungry
Sky say what.
Why oh why did I spare the fish’s life.
(hack!! hack!! cough!!! cough!!!)
fly in the throat!!!! FLY IN THE THROAT!!!!!!!!
yaaaaaaaaaaaaawn I think I’m going to take a nap.
Whoooooaaa Nellie!! OW OW OW SPICY PEPPER!
“Soon I’ll win that fishing contest, soon,soon! Soon is now!!! Hahahaha!!!!
and i now present the amzing back flop dive!!!
mom,wake up!!!its 5:00 christmas day!!!
C’mon birds! Fall into my mouth’o’joy!
O’ say can you see!!
NOOO!!! I lost Pacman AGAIN!?
No! I dont wanna go to the doctor!
Ah, that fish really hit the spot!
You can say that again!
docter.say ahh. bear.ahh
don’t yawn ther contagious
allll mosttt gott itt!!!
No!!!!! My nice juicy fish!!!!!
I will rule the world!! BWAHAHAHA!
GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!
Ahhhh! Route Canal!
I got it I got it I got it
(Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha) I love that Pedro! He’s the funniest guy ever!
oh,COOL!Humans!And lots of them!
I’m trying to catch bugs!
Hahahahaha his fly was down the entire time
I’m falling asleep!!!
‘Noooooooo! that was my last salmon sufla’. ‘What are you looking at bird’,Tourists’
hoooooooome, hooome on the range!!!!!
MOM i wanted my fish in 4 pieces, not 3!
Ha ha ha, the joke of the month is hilarious!
Wow! Yawns are contagious.
To be or not to be
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! I bit a rock!
No! Lotso was the bad guy?
Hey, You! On the cliff! Got any snacks?
ahhhhhhhhhh, oh come on it stopped raining! >:(
DO feed the bears! FISH! YUM! FEED ME!
Hey genie! I wish for a fish!
See! I’m a wolf not a bear.
I sing so well! Do you like the tune?
The bear looked up and his jaw dropped. “Is that a UFO?”
HEY BOO-BOO! I got an iPad!
oooh! more water!
Ow!!! I think I bit a rock!
wow i feel much better with braces off, hey wait whyis my mom flying?
Hey itsa bird no its a plane
MOOOO! Oh, wait, no, ROAR!
I don’t think i should have eaten that last fish! 🙁
DARN I stumped my toe again!!!!!
I’m so HUNGRY
I think there’s something stuck between my teeth… could you pull it out?
nooooooooooo i dropped my fish, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
this is your only chance to come down here so I can eat you up
Baby come back…
ALLELUIA!
Yawn,dad’s stories are so boring.
Agh! For the last time, someone get me out of this bear costume! The darn zippers stuck!
Invisible fish: About to meet its doom.
Lalalalalaaaaa! I’ll never forgive mom for signing me up for voice lessons!
i love the book cloudy with a chance of meatballs
HAHHHAHHHHH! OUR SHIPS HAVE ARRIVED FROM MARS!
I DON’T LIKE THE THE SKY, THE BLUE IS SOO… BORRINNGGG….
christmas,christmas time is here
Home,home on the range…. where the “BEAR” and the antelope play!!!!
this is my favorite song get your moter running head out on the
highway it’s born to be wild!
Nooooooo luke he’s not your father!
I’m so hungry I want to eat fish. I hope I don’t eat spongebob!
oh yaaaaa he lives in the sea! bota ba bop ya!
I have been waiting all winter to scratch my stomach!
NOOOOOOOOO! My fish is gone!
AAA…AAAAACHOOOOOO!
OOOOH, I just HATE Mondays!
Boy, I love sleeping out in the woods!
How do you like my imitation of a wolf howling at the moon?
I bet I can throw this salmon up and catch it in my mouth
Dont my teeth look SO shiny
ha ha ha so thats why the chicken crossed the road
Where did my fish go?
OW I bit a rock
Ha! Ha! Ha! That is such a knee-slapper!!
And that cloud looks like a tree!
Aghh! Help me I’m Stuck in this rocks
I LOST THE GAME!!!
Please give me a pizza I’m so sick of berries and fish.
I LOVE howling at the sun!
I am a Bear-Wolf!!!
No! Not… THE SCRUBBER!!!
I wonder when the stars come out.
Whew! This fishing is tough!
Hey! Get down from there!
Birds are MUCH harder to catch than fish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CURSE YOU DOCTOR! You pulled the wrong tooth!
Back off! Fish at stake!
“Ugh, why do the fat ones always choose the trees?”
I had way to much to drink!!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZ
I believe i’m a whale!
ah opera in the morning
No!!!!! Barney is on again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But mom!!!!!!!! I don’t wanna go to school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yummy… bear scouts my favorite!
God please send me 100 pounds of tuna and 20 crackers to go with that Amen.
fishy! fishy why did you go!
Come back antelope! I only wanted a hug!
Help Help I lost my fish his name was jerry he ran away when he saw me he probaly thaught I was going to eat him.(wich by the way I was not going to eat him First I was going to salt him,grill him and then eat him with some 2009 pinot grigieo.
HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH!
it’s a bird.it’s a plane!it’s a flying salmon!!!!!land in my mouth little salmon!
ahhhh!! i stepped on a nail!!
I said give me a pizza!
Why must I be the one who gets only berries for dinner.
Please give me a pizza I’m so sick of fish and berries!
ow!!! i stepped on a nail !!!!
Yodelay,yodelay, yodelay-he-hoo!
drop it to me! yeah, you up there.
ahhhhhh… are you putting the medicine in?
I haven’t quite moved on from being a Wolf scout yet.
WHEN WILL THE FISH COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOO! Thats the last time I pull an all nighter at camp.
Ha Ha Ha! Bear tracks ice cream!
the bear is bobbing for fish,but one fish comes up and slaps the bear and he freaks out!
COME ON MOM! I ALREADY TOOK A BATH!!!
Meat sweat meat!!!!!!!
i see the light!
And thats how i got this big scar down my belly.
Ma teach me how to swim Please!!!
I don’t know if he wants a fish or if he is trained bear
Yoldel Yoldel Yoldel llllllllllaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy heeeeeee hooooo. man am I a bad yoldeler!!!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Ahh! Flying Fish!
OUCH This rock is hot!
mom,look!a flying chicken nugget happy meal!
Hey, is that a flying fish? Oh, no it’s just a plane.
*GARGLE*
I am Chewbaca 2!
I’ve heard of flying fish, now if only I could get ONE
I’m going to get the bird that just pooped on me!!
Where is the bird that just pooped on me?
I told you that you shouldn’t play with knives!
I threw that fish a bit to high
Mary had a little la… What, you dont like my singing?
If the fish falls in just the right spot…
I love to sing a camp, but the campers don’t think I can sing they all lift.
Owww, I stepped on a nail!
Hey! Can you fly me to my cousin at the north pole?
Those cub scouts were DELICIOUS!
AH! Bite me is an expression!
That fish bit my toe!!! Oooowwwww!!!
my turtle swims sideways,your turtle swims upside down ,my turtle swims sideways your turtle is dead!
a little to the left… now to the right… and good!
My Dentist says to gargle mouthwash 3 times a day.
Now for the Jaw stretches… 1…2…3…
i think that genie tricked me because there is fish falling from the sky
Maybe if I do this, the fish will jump in my mouth!
Ahhhh! a manicure is just what i needed after a long sleep!
OH!!!! Prity Lights!
a little more to the left and that beehive will fall into place
I fell asleep in Language Arts!
MY STOMACH HURTS!!!!!!! my back itches!!!!!!!!! AND THE CUBS ARE PLAYING WITH HUMANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOO!!! That grizzly took my salmon!
you put your left jaw in and you roar all about
ow! ive been shot in the back!
That’s my hunny you bird!
mom why did you wake me up in May
ah sun feels like a tanning bed. maybe i should by one …………
halalujah! Manna and fish from heaven!
AAAAA!the sun!It burns!!!!!!
i should have known pedro’s shakes weren’t for me!
oooooooh!!!!the pain. does a stomach ache really hurt this bad??
guess what? there is a hole in the beehive and it is letting out honey!
SO HUNGRY!!!
I hope everyone thinks that the zipper is just a big scratch because if anyone figures out I’m just a bear scout in a costume I’m gunna be doing cleanup for the next 20 camp outs
Ahhhh! The light!
Just Grin and Bear it!
Look mom im a walrus!
GET DOWN HERE YOU BIRD!
MOMMY! WHERE ARE YOU?!
Oh man…It’s heaven!
He’s practicing for American idol
la La LA, darn, I can’t hit the high notes!
yeah, just toss a fish in my mouth….. c’mon…. i’m hungry…. do it…. OR I EAT YOU
Look! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… Superbear!
darn that goldylocks and her porrige stealing stomache !
I’m sorry but when I step on a pointy rock you can’t swallow the scream
OH JESUS HELP ME NOT BE SUCH A HUNGRY BEAR!!!!!!!!!1
That darn Clone Trooper! He shot me Again!
“Wait, what do you mean it’s not snowing?”
aaaaaaa! Anything but taxidermy! ANYTHING!
boy am I tired
I’m sooo hungry, wheres all the fish?
In my dreams, I’m Shamu
That fish was funny! Too bad he looked tasty.
food for the poor,food for the poor
Oh, why must i have a lose molar right now i can’t eat.
MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Back flop!
Why Can’t I Catch One…Single…Fish?!!
I *sniff* want *sniff* to go *sniff* home *complete bawling*!
Do you like my fish on a hook impression?
Oh the agony!
The water too COLD!!
“And now I, The Crocidile Hunter, am going to shove my head RIGHT DOWN THAT GRIZZLY’S THROAT!”
I think I swallowed a mosquito!
Note to self: 5 chocolate cakes are a bit to much to eat in one night
when is Santa Clause gonna get here
I gots a boo-boo
Hey,you American airlines drop me some morsels! Oh…oh no!
It’s went it my eye!
NO!There no fish left!
Mom? MOM? Where are you? Oooohhh Im soooo hungry!
ooooh, that bird looks delicious!
Ahhhhhhh… see no cavities mr.dentist
Aaa a killer whale. Every. Body Move
Help help i lost my fish jerry
i was just going to tast him
NO!Back!Back!MY COOKIES!!!!!
oh no who putt the bomb under the rock?
Just gotta catch a few snowflakes!
uggggggg I should have never eaten those extra bean burritos
“Hey, guys! I’m a wolf!”
Does this new fur coat make me look fat? Not that there’s anything wrong with it.
Spinach porridge again?! We have that every night!
I didn’t know the supposed “bees’ nest” was a hornet’s nest! That darn snake set me up! AAH! EVASIVE ACTION!
AGHH!!! I lost the game!!!
HEY! YOU! YEAH YOU MR. BIRD! CAN YOU HEAR ME?
My girlfriend broke up with me!!!!!! Im so sad.
Ohhh!! Ow!!! I broke a nail!
Why! why did i just eat the man, humans always give me stomach cramps, but they do taste good!!
FEED ME please
8…9…10.Ready or not here I come!
Hey,Arthur got any fish up there?
whoaa!I never knew the sky was blue!
I can see the title from here!
the bees on the end of my nose but I just cant see him
like this doc? ahhhh
hey, that cloud looks like a cat!
aha! if I act cute enough they might adopt me.
BILLY!!! Get down from that tree!!!!!!!
I’ve gotta catch that flying fish for my uncle’s birthday present.
OH YEAH! THAT FEELS GOOD! Can you scratch up and down there? OH YEAH!
Ahhhhhhh!!!!!! I’ve bin shot by a FISH!!!!
okay, mr. dentist, start pulling!
owwwwwwww where did that bullet come frome
Do I have somethin in my teeth?
IT’S MINE IT’S MINE! NO ONE TOUCH IT! IT’S MINE I SAY!
Try and hit a bullseye this time Fred.
no salmon? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD?
I’M OPEN,I’M OPEN
ah ah ” Im being attacked by a bug.”
why do i have to wait so long so long for the next harry potter moive
bees exit the tree .i want my hive. i’ll give you 10 seconds. or else i’ll shoot you with my buzuka 1…2…10. i told you.
How dare that bird poop in my mouth………. uh oh here comes another!
Where is my pizza!
AHHHHhhhhhhhh…….This rock hit the spot.
AH! My toe! I knew I should have tied that fish up.
If i wait long enough it will start raining candy fish!
It’s already summer?! Hibernation goes by fast!
Mr. Tummy is doing somersaults!
Maybe if I sing loud enough,i’ll get on bear idol island
Uggg! Getting up this early after staying up all night sure stinks!
That crab is eating my “brain” someone help….. Wait I don’t have a brain.
I think that bear saw a fisherman fall in the lake because that is really the only thing “bears” laugh at these days.
*theres no place like home…
*= singing
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it flying money? No it’s just some delicious honey!
“Yowza! Is that water cold!”
“Scouts, COME AND GET IT!” (voice in head = maybe I can score a scout for dinner. [evil snicker])
I’m part wolf!
EVERYBODY WAS KUNG-FU FIGHTING,
HYAHH!…
hey look, a plane!
*Russian war accent* GET TO THE CHOPPER, VANCE!!!
Quit throwing berries at me!!!! IT’S NOT FUNNY!
BELCH! (I can burp all the ABC’s!)
That was the funniest knock knock joke that I ever heard!!!
If I wait long enough, the rain will come…
What are you waiting for, an invitation? feed me already!
YAWN! Oh man, I enjoyed that hibernation!
o ya scratch me right there!
mom i never noticed how beautifull………….. the sunlight is!
Oh please, they said there would be lots of bears at day camp. I just see a bunch of noisy cub scouts….
I’m in drama class and I just got shot
oh why couldn’t I be a polar bear
I wonder if I can find any fish up here
Mom – Pedro ate my taco!!!!
come on… back at the zoo I would get fish for doing this
even bears put pins on teachers chairs.
Head in the sky head in the sky DANG! Head in the sky…
hey a flying fish I thought those things lived in the ocean
That skit was sooooo funny!!
Come on!Give me food or else!
NO! I’ve been hit!
“yawnnn”I’m going back to sleep.
“Please, no more porridge!”
“Well, look who finally woke up!”
HA! That was the funniest Boy Scout skit EVER!!!
Owwww! This scratch hurts…
and then the tourist was like ahhh and i was like arrr. oh you guys should have been there
That was the funniest Boy Scout skit EVER!!!!
Hahaha! That was one funny skit. Who knew, dinner and a show.
Who knows the Heimlich!
“Opps, I sat on Piglet again”
Air, I need air, that Jalapeño was just a bit hot!
Who put this glue on here? I can’t get up!!
I hate it when those scouts leave peanut butter in their tents… It always gets stuck on the roof on my mouth!
Now how am I going to get that salmon from the top of this mountain?
Rain Fish Already!
Where,s Susie with the popcorn… the movies about to start.
ar ar! look every one i’m a seal. can i have some fish now?
Gotta catch the fish, Gotta Catch THe Fish, GOTTA CATCH THE FFFFIIIISSSHHH, and its GONE!
IVE BIN SHOHOHOT
Look!Up inthe sky!
C’mon guys!I want to sing!
ohh.. right in the stomach. that hurt! alright, I’m done playing Prince of Persia! You keep hitting me to hard!
Prince of persia is a game for girly boys!
Prince of persia is a game for girly boys!yeah my brothe’s right
Don’t run away from me- I’m only hungry
I’m so thirsty. When will it rain?
I didn’t know that these salmon had teeth.
“Oh, i’m mashing up my baby bumblebee…”
“I WANT MY MOMMY!!!”
yaaaaaawn…
feed me mamma, feed me.
NOOO! Oh, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah… WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?!
Oh come on! Who put a stink bomb in my fish!
I WANT MY TEDDY BEAR!!!
“Home, home on the range, where the bears and the antelope sing…”
Arrgh the fish i ate just bit my liver
Oh, don’t make me laugh, I’ve got to pee!!!!
Next time, I shall refrain from going in the water for 20 minutes after eating 100 golden raspberries.
Ohhhh, maybe I should lay off the Texas style hot burritos!!
OWWWW MY TOOTH HURTS!!!
Woah I didn’t know bears could howlllllll.
Mother is that you beconing me into the light.
NOOOOOOO!!!! My fish!!!! I lost it while trying to eat it! Man, i have to learn to chew before I swallow.
This land is my land, this is my land, these are my fish and not yours…
ain’t nothing grizzly bear ain’t no friend of mine
Oh No! i ate to much food i think i have a stomach ache!!!
I will now fall on my back dramaticlly
I’m ready to catch rain with my tongue
Look at that airplane
OWCHIES!! That’s gonna leave mark…
look at my teeth everybody
YAWN!It feels like I slept on a rock!
Yawn, hooray spring is here and no more hibernating
I wonder what happens when I look at the sun
It’s a bird, It’s a plane, Its a flying fish
Help I’m choking call 911!
Gargle Gargle
Say “ahhhh…”
Got milk???Im starving!!!
I JUST BIT A ROCK!!!!!!!
AHHH c’mon santa. Just one toy.
YEAH PUT THE FISH IN HERE!
This is realy realy funny!
maybe a fish will jump in my mouth
IT’S A SPIDER!!!! GET IT OFF!!! GET IT OFF!!! GET IT OFF!!! SCARY SPIDER!!!!!
Aah! I forgot to go to the dentist!!
Who says just wolves howl at the moon?!
OW! I think I ate too much candy
Take me lord before da chipmunks do. They’re evil i say EVIL!!!
I (choke, choke) think I swallowed a bug!
This is the art of goldfish catching. No, not the cracker.
what is that thing
The sky is falling!!!
Yes! Jamboree is only a month away! Wait, what do yo mean i’m only a bear scout, I’m 16…..
Mama!!! I STEPPED ON SOMETHING
But MOOOM. I don’t wanna learn how to swim.
i think if stand here long enough they’l trough me some food!
tru dat
Why did the porridge have to be so hot, why!
no matter how high i sing, that glass wont break!
This new diet of flies is hard to keep up with!
Ouch!! That fish bit me!!!!!
Look at me! I’m king of the world!
Mommy! Bob is teasing me!
OW! Who put a pin on this rock?
Stop fred, I’m in pain!!
I bet if i go to the ocean i’ll be able to catch some flying fish…
Christmas Christmas Time is near, time for toys and lots of root beer.
I’m off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of oz!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Please don’t take me to the zoo.
Dentist, could you take a look at my front teeth. Those beeries are always gettin in my teeth.
wait till the wolf sees me!
I`ve gotta catch that fish!!!
I have never seen the big bear from this angle.
Can’t you see, I’m crying in pain. My big brother gave me this big scar. My left paw is pointing at him.
Oh no! UFO’s at 12:00!
Let’s see.WHERE’S THE MANNA? It worked for Israel mm….
in the sky
Bees, please exit the tree. I want my honey. I’ll give you 5 seconds. 1… 2…
“Oh, say can you seeee…”
Hahahaha! Hoooo, that’s the funniest joke I’ve ever heard! Haha!
” That fish in the sky!!!”