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  1. Please grandma? I’m in a dog-eat-dog world here.

  2. Coral Pinky // May 18, 2022 at 10:53 am // Reply

    “This isn’t for you, Foofoo”

  3. Woman: here’s your dinner
    Dog: that thing could eat ME!

  4. The dog will soon roast himself

  5. YOUR NEXT!

  6. Captain EOs // May 27, 2020 at 4:20 pm // Reply

    Dog: Gimme it. Gimme the fresh turkey!

  7. Dog: whats Thaaaaaaaat?

  8. I don’t think that’s where you want to be Lil’ Jimmy…

  9. DOGGO WANT TURKEY

  10. If you could just ,you know move that chicken towards me?

  11. OK, u gotta lemme have dat! (puppy eyes) old lady: no. dog: im rabid now! aaah! ten seconds later: r.i.p old lady and turkey.

  12. Dibs!!

  13. fortnite lover // February 6, 2019 at 6:10 pm // Reply

    oh no no no no

  14. nesisthebest321 // January 23, 2019 at 5:01 pm // Reply

    NO! aww! doggy!

  15. drop it NOW!

  16. I may be small but I can eat a lot.

  17. mmm… just waiting for her to leave

  18. GILthechamp123 // September 4, 2018 at 4:34 pm // Reply

    Hot Dog!

  19. NO IS THAT MY BROTHER IN THERE!!!!

  20. Ibrahimness // May 7, 2018 at 5:46 am // Reply

    Greedy women!All that for yourself

  21. I R Yunkrat // May 3, 2018 at 6:23 pm // Reply

    Yum, my afternoon snack!

  22. Hey, can I have that?

  23. DrewDude14 // March 31, 2018 at 1:58 pm // Reply

    You’re next, my precious!!!

  24. MordorWyvern // March 7, 2018 at 6:51 pm // Reply

    Gimme yo chikin.

  25. Scouttrooper360 // March 4, 2018 at 12:50 pm // Reply

    You give me the turkey and no one gets hurt old lady!

  26. Om nom nom nom nom nom

  27. 0.0 give me that right now! OR ILL BITE YOU REAL HARD

  28. Could I have it? I’ll trade you.. Ummmm… I’ll trade you air!

  29. theMinecrafter // February 24, 2018 at 6:52 pm // Reply

    If I give this to you, do you promise not to chew up my slippers?

  30. TREKY!!!

  31. Puginpajamas // December 17, 2017 at 9:11 pm // Reply

    Before the dog was fat……..

  32. can i go with him?

  33. the blonde bomber // August 31, 2017 at 1:32 pm // Reply

    I’ll trade you my bone behind the doghouse for that turkey. No? come on!

  34. 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 // August 10, 2017 at 4:47 pm // Reply

    “But I’m doing puppy eyes!”

  35. Scouts4life // July 23, 2017 at 7:06 pm // Reply

    Turkey?But its not thanksgiving! Anyways I thin ill just have a bite

  36. For me!?!?

  37. Odog4333 😎😎😎🤑 // July 13, 2017 at 12:01 pm // Reply

    This is for me?Why thanks!

  38. I killed it myself……

  39. zack23048860YT // June 29, 2017 at 2:30 pm // Reply

    meow

  40. Chihuahua:please
    Grandma:no
    Chihuahua:Just a bite

  41. Morganfreeman // June 23, 2017 at 4:56 pm // Reply

    YOU ARE NEXT!!

  42. Bear scout // June 6, 2017 at 9:12 am // Reply

    Mmm gimme gimme gimme

  43. Star wars geek // June 5, 2017 at 8:14 am // Reply

    Yo bro long time no see

  44. I hope that’s not a dog, lady. This is so not cool.

  45. Seanblaster // May 30, 2017 at 5:50 pm // Reply

    Is that for ME!

  46. *Gasp*! Jimmy! is that you?!?

  47. Timecat103 // May 28, 2017 at 9:15 pm // Reply

    You have the count of 3 to had it over. 1…2…3! Charge!

  48. mr. incredible // May 26, 2017 at 9:51 pm // Reply

    that turkey will soon be mine (maniacal laughter)

  49. turtleman // May 25, 2017 at 7:50 pm // Reply

    nooo dave!!!!!

  50. a scout of 122 weblos // May 24, 2017 at 3:53 pm // Reply

    i’ll eat you if i can’t eat that turkey

  51. are you going to eat that

  52. Funnyscout101 // May 20, 2017 at 1:03 pm // Reply

    Ill be good the rest of the week I promise!!!!

  53. Sid the Kid // May 19, 2017 at 3:19 pm // Reply

    When its someone elses birthday and they forgot to share

  54. Billy boy // May 19, 2017 at 9:22 am // Reply

    Grandmother:Your next.boo ha ha ha!

  55. Billy boy // May 19, 2017 at 9:08 am // Reply

    Dog:why does Jerry smell so good

  56. Da beast5000 // May 16, 2017 at 8:15 am // Reply

    You cooked my enemy thank you😱

  57. Give me da meat now

  58. The Brothers Review // May 12, 2017 at 8:18 am // Reply

    Dog: I’m glad you finally found a use for the cat.

  59. Wait… where’s Chicken Little

  60. collscout99 // May 10, 2017 at 7:25 pm // Reply

    so thats jerry the chicken …

  61. UltraGamer9999 // May 9, 2017 at 5:48 am // Reply

    GIMME TURKEY!!!!!!

  62. theonemisternobody // May 8, 2017 at 6:51 pm // Reply

    If you would please give me that ham, I will gift you the flowers on the table.

  63. MYN4M315N0TCHR15 // May 6, 2017 at 6:16 pm // Reply

    Sharing is not caring so shoo!

  64. Sit, I said SIT!!!

  65. whoamiyoudon'tknow // May 4, 2017 at 8:15 am // Reply

    Please please, Grandma?

  66. ultimate12 // May 4, 2017 at 7:11 am // Reply

    “Mommy is that you.”

  67. harrypotterhogwarts // May 2, 2017 at 6:22 pm // Reply

    People say “Dogs are mans best friend” But I am not girls best friend

  68. bouncing stair lamp // May 2, 2017 at 4:44 pm // Reply

    I wonder if karma is real?

  69. gamemaster64 // May 2, 2017 at 4:44 pm // Reply

    this will be what you will look like in a half hour.

  70. Bsa is awesome // May 2, 2017 at 4:32 pm // Reply

    Im a winner i want my chicken dinner

  71. mlgmike147 // May 1, 2017 at 4:30 pm // Reply

    ok common just set it down on the ground right there no bad human

  72. i luv puppies+math // April 24, 2017 at 4:40 pm // Reply

    step1.look cute.
    step2.wait for turkey/chicken.
    step3.if step2 fails;CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  73. i luv puppies+math // April 24, 2017 at 4:38 pm // Reply

    freshly cooked;just for me!

  74. i luv puppies+math // April 24, 2017 at 4:36 pm // Reply

    thank you!!!!!!!!!!

  75. GIMME IMMEDIATELY! This is urgent!

  76. I sure hope she drops that pan:)

  77. monkeycheese44 // April 5, 2017 at 10:02 am // Reply

    ooh! is that for me?

  78. Big Bad Baby Booyah // March 30, 2017 at 10:21 pm // Reply

    Ahh.Turky for doggy.

  79. dog:what did i do to deserve this?

    mom:good question

  80. imtheprohere // March 29, 2017 at 5:31 pm // Reply

    omg can i have that mommy i hate dog food so can you give me that now

  81. Give me the chicken lady!

  82. Girl_Scout_in_disguise // March 27, 2017 at 6:40 pm // Reply

    We come in peace. Do not resist. We will take your roast.
    (music starts) WHO YA GONNA CALL?! *nom nom* ROAST BUSTERS!!

  83. Hyrulein hero // March 24, 2017 at 5:55 am // Reply

    Dog: hey human, where is my new turkey fwend?

  84. HOW DARE YOU COOK MY FRIEND!!! NOW I AM GOING TO COOK YOU!!!

  85. I WANT TURKEY!!!

  86. you cooked my freind!!!!!

  87. HumanBeing // March 21, 2017 at 8:17 pm // Reply

    …..Awkward

  88. Ahhhh!!!!! Yummy Chicken!!!!!! Can I have some.

  89. Jack is duh one // March 21, 2017 at 4:29 pm // Reply

    Are you gonna eat that’s?

  90. GIMME THE TURKEY!!!!!!!

  91. BrightRed_Ninga // March 20, 2017 at 8:58 pm // Reply

    …Is that mine?

  92. Can I borrow that? I need it for…A PROP! Yeah yeah, in my play!

  93. Ultimate Beastmaster // March 19, 2017 at 2:43 pm // Reply

    Hey, that suspiciously looks like Lucky…! WHAT DID HE DO TO DESERVE THAT!

  94. You want the turkey…WELL TO BAD!

  95. See? This is what happens when you disobey me:)

  96. “Give me turkey and I shall spare you and your family!!”

  97. You’ll be next little puppy

  98. How com you get that and I don’t?

  99. So is that chicken galore or turkey goodness?🤔😵I think it’s turkey goodness!😱YAY!!!

  100. You gonna share that

  101. turkey + my stumeck…NOW!

  102. Where you going with that you dont want to mess with a hungry dog

  103. You might as well give it to me human.

  104. what did he do?!

  105. did I ever tell you I love you?

  106. Give me the turkey Human and I will spare your child

  107. Not the puppy eyes. Anything but the puppy eyes!

  108. JIM TELL ME I AM NOT NEXT!

  109. MY BABY! please dont eat ME!

  110. I know, I know ,we must give thanks for the dog food.

  111. the only reason why you like the holidays

  112. your next!!!!

  113. here you are…your favorite!

  114. no…justno

  115. Meatloaf?! Chicken?! Ah turkey.

  116. ILOVEBOYSCOUTS // February 23, 2017 at 4:43 pm // Reply

    MOVE GET OUT THE WAY. I WANT TO EAT THAT FOOD

  117. boyscoutlover123yay! // February 23, 2017 at 4:42 pm // Reply

    move lady or i will eat you and da chicky

  118. funky monkey // February 23, 2017 at 3:01 pm // Reply

    drop it…PLEASE

  119. funky monkey // February 23, 2017 at 3:00 pm // Reply

    give me chicken or i give you death

  120. are we having potatoes or chicken for dinner?

  121. I. Am. A. Dog. Spoil me.

  122. standbackimgonnatryscience // February 22, 2017 at 9:45 pm // Reply

    One we take over the world, I will spare you if you give me that.

  123. For me? wait you said we were having wings… 😀

  124. Nicholas Johnson // February 22, 2017 at 8:15 pm // Reply

    Hey I want some I want some, I want to have dinner with you! This would be fun, and yummy!!!

  125. Jimmy? WHAT DID YOU DO TO JIMMY?!?!?!

  126. I WILL CRUSH YOU TINY MORTAL LADY!

  127. that thing is bigger than me

  128. I am a professional taster now give it grandma!

  129. swagmaster696969 // February 21, 2017 at 9:32 pm // Reply

    When you smell the food for dinner… AND IT’S NOT YOURS

  130. Are you sure thats enough food for me?

  131. I want some I want some!!!!!!!!!

    Oh you want me to do tricks.

    NO.

  132. Chicken?? O NO IT IS TURKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  133. Come on mom give me the food!😠😭

  134. Come on mom give me some food

  135. I guess I will have to resort to fowl play…

  136. You going to eat that???

  137. Nathan Ludwig // February 21, 2017 at 4:59 pm // Reply

    Woman: Please don’t eat it rascal! This is for thanksgiving!!!

  138. Just can’t reach. YUM!

  139. PLEASE!!!!!!!😣

  140. HEY,what are you looking at!Your in next!

  141. you look hungry,here you go!

  142. Better the chicken than me.

  143. SuperCrazySanta // February 18, 2017 at 4:33 pm // Reply

    Give me the turkey or me bite you!

  144. Striggle_For_Real // February 18, 2017 at 8:14 am // Reply

    PLEASE! Give Me It!!!

  145. Pass the turkey please!

  146. Grate 2B Scout // February 16, 2017 at 9:36 pm // Reply

    “OO! I eat fancy tonight!”

  147. And after one hour of cooking, you take out the golden brown turkey…

  148. Come to papa

  149. Please please please please can I has the meat

  150. Grrrrrrrrr…….She gets all the good food when all i get is brown lumps!

  151. C’mon, just a bite? Please? PLEASE?

  152. i forgot……….what if chickens are my cousins?

  153. NO MEAT FOR YOU YOU FILTHY ANIMAL

  154. oh no she’s got chicken what if i’m next

  155. 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 // February 7, 2017 at 10:59 am // Reply

    yayayay I get my turkey hey give it back NOOOO!!

  156. Give me the turkey and nobody gets hurt

  157. Yo gettin’ mugged, woman!

  158. GhostGuy3100 // January 23, 2017 at 9:18 pm // Reply

    Give me your meat,woman!

  159. DarklyKnight // January 23, 2017 at 4:20 pm // Reply

    Dog thinking: I’m next… MUST ESCAPE WITH TURKEY

  160. Can I have food

  161. Will you save me some?

  162. You evil demon you will not get my turkey this year!

  163. No boy that is not your brother! Silly dog.

  164. I NEEEEEEEED that turkey!!!

  165. BLAH BLAH BLAH // December 25, 2016 at 5:29 pm // Reply

    Hurry up!!! I’m starving down here!!!

  166. musicapocolypse // December 23, 2016 at 11:00 pm // Reply

    w-w-wait is t-that t-t-turkey

  167. Looks like I’m next. I can just see that smile on her face

  168. Grandma, is the turkey done yet?

  169. What’s that!!

  170. MarshmallowKing // December 10, 2016 at 3:48 pm // Reply

    “Down boy! You’re not getting any of this!”

  171. Hey that looks like brother

  172. Thinkaboutit // December 3, 2016 at 12:56 pm // Reply

    Just give me the turkey and nobody gets hurt.

  173. Thinkaboutit // December 3, 2016 at 12:56 pm // Reply

    MUST…HAVE…TURKEY!!!!!!

  174. You want some?

  175. EpicCloudNine // December 1, 2016 at 11:26 pm // Reply

    Sit and i will give u a millimeter of turkey.

  176. Maybe you should get me water, while leaving this very heavy thing on the floor while I just wait patiently here next to it.

  177. thanksgiving all rety??????

  178. BLAHBLAHBLAH // November 30, 2016 at 4:54 pm // Reply

    I HAVE TO MAKE A PLAN TO GET THE CHICKEN

  179. i’d like to hire you for MY turkey

  180. ooooooooooo delicious! here bring it down so i can have a taest or two

  181. Savagewoodsplitter // November 28, 2016 at 10:57 pm // Reply

    Why does the food get a warm room it is the middle of winter.

  182. Coolbuilder999 // November 26, 2016 at 9:29 am // Reply

    Give me the turkey! no? OK. HA HA! I WILL BRIBE YOU WITH PUPPIES EYES!!!!!!!!!!

  183. *mouth waters* i … need… some… can I have any? I’m showing my sad eyes. Now will it work? now? plz? now can I have some?

  184. YOU BIG MEANIE, SHARE THE FOOD!

  185. TravelByTrain // November 23, 2016 at 11:59 am // Reply

    Don’t even think about it.

  186. awsomesauce9 // November 23, 2016 at 8:06 am // Reply

    Any minute, any minute now a piece of turkey is going to fall into my mouth and all this waiting will pay off.

  187. It’s already Thanksgiving?

  188. Here turkey turkey turkey.

  189. yum turkey time

  190. submitted by Joke king // November 10, 2016 at 6:35 pm // Reply

    There goes my cousin, I am DOOMED

  191. No, you can’t have any.

  192. new boy(balloo the builder) // November 8, 2016 at 12:14 pm // Reply

    come on! I’m a chew-wawa! in this case a chew up the turkey-wawa!

  193. A power girl // November 6, 2016 at 7:50 am // Reply

    Now all I need is xray vision! Turkey I’m coming for you!!!!!!!!!!!!

  194. I want some

  195. karatemastero // November 5, 2016 at 4:13 pm // Reply

    drop it. drop it, drop it, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  196. Boy do I love grandma’s house.

  197. Gimme,gimme,gimme I haven’t eaten in about let’s see here this morning I had breakfast and then I had a snack and then it was lunch and then I ate two lunches and now I just ate dinner and this is my snack so I really haven’t eaten all day ,grandma please just a little bit I’m starving

  198. punnnypocolypse // November 3, 2016 at 9:58 am // Reply

    forget the treats! i wants the meat

  199. can I have it, can i have it, can i have it….

  200. mine mine mine !!!

  201. Just Give ME the chicken,And There will be no barking involed

  202. Grandma’s the name, spoilers the game.

  203. DIBS!DIBS!Dibs!dibs!

  204. Lebron James // October 22, 2016 at 4:13 am // Reply

    this is what grandmas for.

  205. Lebron James // October 22, 2016 at 4:13 am // Reply

    would you like some too?

  206. Come on! You’re taunting me now!!! I haven’t eaten in 30 seconds and now look i’m so skinny i’m starving!!!

  207. Gamer with a gift // October 20, 2016 at 11:33 am // Reply

    All the trimmings. ALL THE TRIMMINGS!

  208. SuperLegoFan // October 20, 2016 at 10:32 am // Reply

    Here you go, Foo-Foo.

  209. I DO LOVE THANKS-DIGING

  210. I NEEED turkey I haven’t had any for a full five minutes.

  211. darthPhineas // October 11, 2016 at 6:23 pm // Reply

    Please, please, PLEASE tell me that’s for me!

  212. (Dog) I’ve been really good. (Grandma) You can have the left overs.(Dog) There will be no more!!!(Grandma) Then to bad.(Dog) NO!!!!!!!!!!

  213. Yummmm!!! I want it I call dibs!

  214. Boss Guy 22 // October 6, 2016 at 5:47 pm // Reply

    looks like dinner!!

  215. but wait grandma i’ve been good

  216. but grandma

  217. ET THE ALIEN // October 3, 2016 at 11:15 am // Reply

    Why cant i have any Grandma

  218. I love it, when grandma makes the turkey!!!!!!

  219. Turkey? For Meeeeeeeeeeeee :)!

  220. Wait, wasen’t I bigger before, and whats with the extra meat there grandma?

  221. hersheysnake // October 2, 2016 at 4:32 pm // Reply

    OH YES OH YES OH YES OH YES I WANT PLEAAASSSEEEE

  222. You evil human! How DARE you cook my uncle?!

  223. Ohhh, yes! Thanksgiving is early this year!

  224. Hungry?

  225. No, Fido, it is not dinner time yet.

  226. God's fighter // September 27, 2016 at 9:56 am // Reply

    Grandma ” your next Fido.” Fido “please no any thing but a sugar honey glaze!”

  227. The force is strong with this one.

  228. Spot, this could be you!

  229. But Grandma, I wanted your famous chocolate chip cookies!

  230. s.w.a.t. team // September 15, 2016 at 1:45 pm // Reply

    i want it i want i t i want it now i said now now now

  231. Deep offensive derp // September 11, 2016 at 6:18 pm // Reply

    I named that chicken ethan don’t kill him

  232. No I called that
    chicken first

  233. BloomForce7 C2 // September 10, 2016 at 2:02 pm // Reply

    Hey what you making

  234. TheRealDogSpeaks // September 6, 2016 at 2:31 pm // Reply

    Dog: Quit looking at me while you cook. I am getting the vibe I am next.

  235. greenantelope // September 5, 2016 at 7:45 pm // Reply

    granny can’t i have some now. granny says no doggy. who are you anyway. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE. NOW. wait. are you a stray.

  236. I slaughtered it, I brought it home, and now I eat it!

  237. “I NEED TURKEY!”

  238. AdamTheWonderful // August 24, 2016 at 7:37 pm // Reply

    Heh, heh, heh! I’ve tricked Grandma to give me TURKEY! I’M A GENIUS! Wait… it’s for THANKSGIVING!?!

  239. Ibrahimovic // August 22, 2016 at 5:50 am // Reply

    I’m thanking the Lord for this turkey and Grandma.

  240. Wait a minute is that my friend bob the chicken?

  241. Is it thanksgiving yet because I am hungry for turkey!

  242. ahh, looks so good…. gimmmie

  243. Hey Skippy…Remember the story about the chicken crossing the road??? Well this one didn’t see the car!!!!

  244. scout 2016 // July 30, 2016 at 1:49 pm // Reply

    Dog refree: he’s going to make a turkey touchdown!!

  245. SCOUThiker // July 29, 2016 at 8:38 am // Reply

    (DOG)Im a good dog I want the meat!! GIVE IT TO ME!!! I’M STARVING!!!! OR, I COULD JUST EAT YOU!!!!! (GRANDMA)My, What a big appetite you have!! (DOG)THE BETTER TO EAT WITH MY DEAR!!!!!!!

  246. ScoutingRules // July 28, 2016 at 6:33 pm // Reply

    Yo, Mama can I have some turkey?

  247. What do you mean “No you can’t have any”? I wasn’t going to ask for any! (I’m going to take it while you’re not looking)

  248. Dementor90 // July 28, 2016 at 1:14 pm // Reply

    Get out of the way. That turkey is mine-NOOOO!!!!!

  249. Grandma Lou // July 27, 2016 at 6:53 pm // Reply

    Let’s eat grandma!!! Oops, I mean, let’s eat, Grandma!!!

  250. speaking dog // July 27, 2016 at 6:50 pm // Reply

    It looks a little undercooked! Don’t worry I’ll eat it.

  251. You will give me the meat human…

  252. is that for me

  253. Obi-Wen Kinobi // July 26, 2016 at 8:18 pm // Reply

    Dog: (Okay, buddies. I’m going to use a Jedi mind trick.) You will give that to me.
    Woman: I will give this to you. NOT!!!

  254. Great! Now I can test my jedi mind tricks!

  255. Katchdawave // July 26, 2016 at 3:55 pm // Reply

    Here’s your dinner, Snuffles!

  256. Oh my goodness! I’m next…

  257. Shark Master // July 25, 2016 at 12:37 pm // Reply

    Food?

  258. I can’t wait until she goes to her bingo club… I’ll be 10 pounds heavier!!!

  259. Meet your cousin Pedro.

  260. I think you burned it a little. Better give the scraps to me!

  261. gimme the bird and no one get hurt

  262. give me the food

  263. PedroLoverUU // July 16, 2016 at 6:09 pm // Reply

    What you gonna do with that chicken??? Huh? Huh? What you gonna do?

  264. (Human)you’ll get the bones.

  265. Give me the Bird old woman!

  266. You’re next!

  267. thecoolerkid // July 7, 2016 at 5:00 pm // Reply

    Forget my diet! i’m goin’ for the jackpot!

  268. Your broseph named joseph // July 3, 2016 at 2:14 pm // Reply

    Spot,why don’t you want to go into the oven? Are you too chicken?

  269. the turtle // June 30, 2016 at 1:17 pm // Reply

    “Next I’m going to cook you!!!”

  270. ‘need some help granny

  271. Give me the turkey and nobody gets hurt

  272. Hockamonky1234 // June 28, 2016 at 6:06 pm // Reply

    Last time this happened, I tried to eat the chicken. Instead, I burnt my tiny face on the oven mitt and ripped a hole in it.

  273. long and strong // June 28, 2016 at 3:12 pm // Reply

    Mine Mine I want it Mine Mine

  274. Is it my birthday already?

  275. awesomenessthe8th // June 25, 2016 at 3:46 pm // Reply

    You killed my friend who is a bird?!?!?!?!?!?!

  276. can i have some?

  277. Is that for me

  278. The Purple Panda // June 22, 2016 at 3:29 pm // Reply

    That’s it…nice and easy….now set it down right here like a good girl…that’s it!

  279. JimmyJimJJimJimJr // June 22, 2016 at 3:28 pm // Reply

    Oooh, he just got roasted!

  280. Did someone say food? Food? Food! FOOD! GIVE ME FOOD!

  281. Xtreme Gamer123 // June 20, 2016 at 8:26 pm // Reply

    Nice…tender…ju-juicy…chicken…

  282. Now Now Darlin’ Member what happened last time you got inta there?!

  283. boyslife fan // June 20, 2016 at 10:51 am // Reply

    that better not be a over sized hotDOG

  284. My Favorite thing about thanksgiving

  285. dibs on the drumstick

  286. He who doth question your grammar // June 19, 2016 at 3:14 pm // Reply

    Oh I knew I forgot something! My special Mexican stuffing.

  287. lil swagga // June 13, 2016 at 5:13 pm // Reply

    I think i’ll eat my weight in wings tonight

  288. I hope that’s not anyone I know!

  289. I’m an obedient doggy, I’m an obedient doggy! Now can I have the juicy, juicy……

  290. Is that for Mittens? ‘Cause you just cooked a bird.

  291. Hey Grandma its June 11 not Thanksgiving.

  292. Napping Bear // June 9, 2016 at 5:48 am // Reply

    Whadda ya mean, “Your turn/”

  293. He might get poisoned // June 8, 2016 at 7:35 am // Reply

    Dog: try and get me now chicken. Humen: now we get to eat it. Dog: ahhhhhhh noooo not that

  294. R U gonna eat that?

  295. doubledubs // June 6, 2016 at 9:07 pm // Reply

    I’ve been a good dog.

  296. Anonymous // June 6, 2016 at 4:29 pm // Reply

    Grandma: Tonight’s special will be roast dog!

    Dog: but then i will be a cannibal…

  297. Give me that NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  298. LastMandalorian // May 29, 2016 at 9:34 pm // Reply

    Dog: I don’t know what it is but it smells good!!!!

    Old Grandma: Your next…

  299. The SuperPeople // May 29, 2016 at 9:08 pm // Reply

    Mine or else

  300. I will cook you too

  301. KittyJokes :3 // May 28, 2016 at 10:31 pm // Reply

    You cooked my chicken friend alive!?

  302. Grand Mother: “Your next.”

  303. Dog: “Please don’t drop that on me.”
    Grandmother: “Time for snacks.”

  304. Jerry, is that you!?!

  305. …just give me the bird, that’s it… come on…

  306. BecauseI'mBatman // May 26, 2016 at 4:43 pm // Reply

    And I was on a diet!

  307. cal the boss // May 25, 2016 at 6:16 pm // Reply

    hey you gonna eat that. (previous comment like this is mine I didn’t put my name in though)

  308. Anonymous // May 25, 2016 at 6:15 pm // Reply

    hey you going to eat that?

  309. Dang it…. i like my chicken medium RAW!!

  310. SirToppemHat // May 24, 2016 at 7:40 pm // Reply

    Why doesn’t that giant squirrel have a head?

  311. captainlongbow // May 24, 2016 at 6:01 pm // Reply

    Are you gonna save some of that for me?

  312. LAXgoalie14 // May 24, 2016 at 3:01 pm // Reply

    Give the dog your food 🙂

  313. Is that all for me?

  314. Hey Mama, is that for me???

  315. For me you shuldent have

  316. funnylist // May 18, 2016 at 4:54 pm // Reply

    great…now she’s not giving me lunch,or is she???

  317. SARPamphille // May 15, 2016 at 5:16 pm // Reply

    No Hansel, this is not where Grethel went.

  318. DogLover21! // May 15, 2016 at 1:45 pm // Reply

    There was a giant treat in there the whole time?

  319. shaknshook // May 12, 2016 at 5:55 pm // Reply

    come and get it

  320. TheManFromMars // May 12, 2016 at 2:13 pm // Reply

    Don’t even…

  321. SmashKing7 // May 8, 2016 at 6:57 pm // Reply

    No turkey. This is for dinner. But, you can have my bacon bits!

  322. chuckwagon // May 8, 2016 at 7:51 am // Reply

    our father who art in heavan please give me some of that turkey

  323. chuckwagon // May 8, 2016 at 7:47 am // Reply

    chiuaua; lets eat grandma.
    grandma; no, not yet.
    chiuaua; please please please please please

  324. your next

  325. Brownbear // May 2, 2016 at 11:55 am // Reply

    Is that for me?

  326. the blonde bomber/the jet // April 26, 2016 at 7:15 pm // Reply

    are you going to hand me that or what?
    back,back,back,forward, down.

  327. Drop it! Drop it! Good human!

  328. jakkothejacob // April 23, 2016 at 9:57 am // Reply

    just for me!!! oh, you shouldn’t have!

  329. Bobby wasabi // April 21, 2016 at 6:25 pm // Reply

    I’m begging you can I please have some?

  330. iBallisticSquid // April 10, 2016 at 12:18 pm // Reply

    Is that turkey I smell!!!!!!

  331. 123…POUNCE

  332. i am your king, now prepare the minitable for me… NOW!

  333. GIVE ME!!!!!

  334. Cheezit101 // April 2, 2016 at 2:29 pm // Reply

    “Turkey or FooFoo? FooFoo or turkey?”

  335. evancandelario6027 // April 2, 2016 at 9:42 am // Reply

    uhhhh…… so are you going to finish that?

  336. NO DON’T TOUCH

  337. OH NO! SHE COOKED MY BROTHER! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

  338. “grandma can I have a piece of chicken?”

  339. Flappy_Bird // March 28, 2016 at 2:54 pm // Reply

    Jim! What have they done to you!

  340. COOKED DOGS

  341. brochatcho4567wassup // March 25, 2016 at 10:12 pm // Reply

    can i have some can I can I can I please

  342. foodnomnom // March 24, 2016 at 9:49 pm // Reply

    Hey Jabba, how about give’n that turkey to ME!

  343. Hey, Grandma, can I have just one bite? PLEASE?

  344. ARE YOU CRAZY WOMAN!!!you didn’t give me a piece:(

  345. Chicken! yum!

  346. Can you put me in there too?

  347. NO. This is not dog meat.

  348. Jackson H. // March 21, 2016 at 5:52 pm // Reply

    Poor turkey… She could have made hot dogs instead… Oops! I mean, she could have had catfish instead…

  349. I used to be a human,give the turkey to me…

  350. Dinners ready! (:

  351. What are YOU playing at DOG!?

  352. Lord Sethyweth // March 15, 2016 at 6:35 pm // Reply

    Grandma, I told you I wanted steak! You never listen!

  353. I’m here…whenever you remember to feed me.

  354. Just a drumstick please

  355. That totally beats my food. And there’s way more of it.

  356. I bet he wished he had listen, When you said over and over to “Be a good boy”.

  357. Dog: Thank You!

  358. Of course you get to have dinner with me and and have which piece you choose.

  359. every meal you make every step you take i will be watching you

  360. Can I be roasted too? Please?!

  361. nice

  362. Beats kibble

  363. pretty please? No. Prettyer please? No. With a cherry on top? Sigh…

  364. NoNicknameNeccesary // March 1, 2016 at 4:13 pm // Reply

    Dog: Man, I’m hungry!
    *sees chicken*
    Woman: Don’t you even think ’bout it, dog.
    Dog: BANZAI!

  365. B.S.A. rules123 // February 29, 2016 at 5:16 pm // Reply

    Is this Heaven?

  366. I WANT DAT TURKEY ((licks lips))

  367. YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS?

  368. YOU’RE NEXT HONEYBUNS (:<

  369. For me? Aw shucks, you didn’t.

  370. IS THAT MINE?

  371. Wowamazingcool // February 21, 2016 at 6:33 pm // Reply

    Are you SURE that’s not roast dog???

  372. “That chicken is bigger than I am!… I want it.”

  373. I don’t think you are fast enough ,freight train.

  374. Boyscout4life // February 17, 2016 at 8:25 am // Reply

    Dog:I’ll save you the wishbone.

  375. dallas cowboy // February 15, 2016 at 3:52 pm // Reply

    thankyou for the chicken.

  376. minecraftdude2000 // February 11, 2016 at 5:13 pm // Reply

    the turkey is for me, the leftovers are for you.

  377. smells like…CHIKEN!!!!!!!!!!yum

  378. there goes dinner

  379. singerboy891 // February 2, 2016 at 8:28 pm // Reply

    I’m hungry, can I eat that turkey of yours?

  380. Grandma, you give the kids treats, now it is my turn.

  381. Grandma: No puppy, this roast is not for you.
    Puppy: I will turn you into turkey roast if don’t.

  382. Let me take that to the table for you.

  383. YUMMMMMY

  384. Ooh! Yum! That one is big and tasty! The next one can be for you and your family.

  385. Better get under the table

  386. great enough for winter, well for me at least, says dog[tiny]

  387. QUIDDITCH 14000 🏈🏈🏈 Carolina Panthers // January 25, 2016 at 8:45 pm // Reply

    Let me take that for you.

  388. QUIDDITCH 14000 🏈🏈🏈 Carolina Panthers // January 25, 2016 at 8:44 pm // Reply

    We all know how this is going to go down granny so let’s make is easy.

  389. Could I by any chance have some of that?

  390. OH MY… am I next?!?

  391. What… is THAT??

  392. MMMMMMM desert

  393. young marine // January 16, 2016 at 1:27 am // Reply

    That’s not hamburger!

  394. Gimmie gimmie gimmie

  395. Dog:Is that what happened to my friend?
    Lady: yep and your next!

  396. turkeycarnivore // January 8, 2016 at 9:45 am // Reply

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH PATCHES?!

  397. don’t even think about putting me in there! said dog. why? said granny. because you might end up in there instead said dog

  398. Here’s your dinner. Now I just need to find a mouse for mine?

  399. megawolfgamer // January 1, 2016 at 11:20 pm // Reply

    Is it done? Is it done? Is it done? WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S NOT DONE?!?!?!?!?!

  400. “Give me the chicken” says the dog”I am very hungry after I ate Chicken already!”Says the dog again”NO CHICKEN FOR YOU,AFTER YOU ATE CHICKEN,YOU ARE’NT GOING TO HAVE ANY MORE MISTER!”says The lady,Har Har Hardy Har Har!

  401. random person // December 30, 2015 at 3:11 pm // Reply

    You want some of this? Huh? Well, too bad, you’re not getting any.

  402. Turkey spotted!

  403. You wanna go inside too?

  404. Dog: Oh hey…..sooooo wanna gimme some of that turkey?
    Lady:Let’s see do I?

  405. here little puppy here’s a turkey for you.

  406. Are you going to do that to ME?!?

  407. boyscoutsrules // December 12, 2015 at 7:43 am // Reply

    Leave it, human!

  408. tukeyfurloyf // December 10, 2015 at 8:56 pm // Reply

    big dawg eats!

  409. Want some? Want some? WELL TO BAD GET IN THE OVEN!!!

  410. DOG: Wow! That’s so kind of you to make Me a huge dinner!

  411. This is only a appetizer for you.

  412. BBqginsMcSwqgins // December 7, 2015 at 7:49 pm // Reply

    But mom, pleassssssse?

  413. your’e next

  414. Turkey-the other white meat!

  415. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY FRIEND?

  416. Grandma: “No, you cant have a breakfast 3x bigger than you. Go eat your kibble.”

  417. the dailysmile // November 30, 2015 at 6:47 pm // Reply

    Grandma said, hey you hungry? well guess what, your next. LOL!

  418. I’m Liking this new diet already

  419. Is that my brother?

  420. Dog’s thinking “How can i get to that turkey?”

  421. give me that chicken!!!!!!!

  422. Um…if you have leftovers, can I have some?

  423. come on, hop in

  424. OOPs! wrong pet

  425. That’s for me is it

  426. I prefer dark meat.

  427. …I prefer chicken.

  428. im going inside to eat that chiken

  429. A chicken for thanks giving?! I wanted to crash after I ate!

  430. hey your Grand kids have had plenty of turkey why don’t you put that in my cage. i have never had a real thanks giving

  431. No food for you!

  432. Give the dog your food.Give the dog you food

  433. MasterBlaster // November 3, 2015 at 6:18 pm // Reply

    I can take that food, I’m not a chicken!

  434. thedeathstar // November 3, 2015 at 1:32 pm // Reply

    Goodbye i have some plotting to do…

  435. its only a prop.

  436. you can serve that here, on the floor.

  437. no little mumpshkin. ill cook you a small turkey, now go fetch some guests

  438. Oh no… I’m next…

  439. Umm can you leave that next to my food dish?

  440. I’m gonna get into that turkey… and your gonna like it.

  441. IS that his boxer friend???!!!!!

  442. Oh, yes I’ll just be taking THAT!

  443. Is that for ME!?

  444. Is it for me? ITS MINE LADY!

  445. “Hey is that my brother? It looks like it”

  446. Terminator88 // October 27, 2015 at 3:33 pm // Reply

    Not now Bo-Bo this chicken is for later

  447. MustacheMan004 // October 27, 2015 at 1:36 pm // Reply

    You gonna eat ALL that turkey?

  448. sheppenstein // October 27, 2015 at 1:32 pm // Reply

    Is that were bob went !

  449. scout meeeeeeeee // October 22, 2015 at 1:04 pm // Reply

    Is it for Me?

  450. THAT IS MY MEAT WOMAN

  451. BestPlaysPVP // October 19, 2015 at 5:33 pm // Reply

    Ummm… ok

  452. “You’re next, little guy.”

  453. Tha-that’s mine right? Y-your gonna g-give me that r-right? *licks lips*

  454. Woman… GIVE MEH DA FOOOOOOOD!!!!

  455. yeah, I got tired of him teasing me so I switched him out with the chicken.

  456. Turkey turkey I want the turkey give me the turkey

  457. No…Cats and Stuffing don’t mix

  458. BattleShipKid // October 11, 2015 at 6:07 am // Reply

    Want some?

  459. No silly your daddy is out side.

  460. Reggy is gone and you’re next.

  461. Your next…

  462. Polly… You still want a cracker?

  463. See what happens when you steal my teeth.

  464. C’mon, jump in

  465. steelshifter // October 7, 2015 at 6:32 am // Reply

    “Mmm, Must not eat, must not eat! Too late!”

  466. We’ll have plenty of leftovers, at least for a few minutes afterwards…

  467. blahgirlson // October 6, 2015 at 5:56 pm // Reply

    No.

  468. Mine mine mine mine mine!!

  469. All chicken is mine!!!

  470. Aww! Little puppy! Would you like some?

  471. “You’er next, ha ha ha ha!” Said the lady.

  472. BenjaminTieGuy // October 4, 2015 at 10:19 pm // Reply

    I may not be a “bird dog”, but you’re thill going to share, right?

  473. Yeah I know it’s thanks giving, but you still can’t have the turkey

  474. No, you cant have some chicken fluffy.

  475. captain america // October 4, 2015 at 5:22 pm // Reply

    jackpot is that for me

  476. Mmmmmm…

  477. ” Here Tinkerbell, dinner time!” (“Thanks, Grandma, you rock.”)

  478. not now mister dinkleman, you must wait until dinner time.

  479. oh gosh i’m next

  480. Ahhh! Is it ready yet! Huh! Huh! Yay!

  481. Why do I have to “sit” to get dinner? 🙁

  482. If I bite her ankle, will she drop it?

  483. hello chicken steak

  484. How dare you do that in front of me!

  485. Maniacal Laugh // October 1, 2015 at 8:17 pm // Reply

    Do YOU want to have a turn?

  486. Why are you making turkey if it’s not November yet?

  487. Eh. I’d rather it be raw…

  488. Minecraft maniac // September 30, 2015 at 10:55 pm // Reply

    Next thanksgiving it is your turn.

  489. harmongaming11 // September 30, 2015 at 5:38 pm // Reply

    Is that… Johnny?

  490. Webelos Scout // September 30, 2015 at 4:32 pm // Reply

    No, Fido, I won’t eat you, even though you’re Turkish.

  491. MarioCraft6000 // September 29, 2015 at 7:36 pm // Reply

    Oh man,I’m for desert.

  492. DID YOU JUST COOK MY CHICKEN FRIEND!?!?!!

  493. Don’t worry Fifi, your not going in. But the turkey is MINE.

  494. The Ministrator // September 28, 2015 at 8:20 pm // Reply

    Don’t even think about it.

  495. “You really want to give me the chicken.”

  496. I am thankful for turkey so give it

  497. I’ll just leave this here…

  498. just stare at it and she will give it to me!!!

  499. You’re next

  500. if your not going to give me the turkey can you at least give me some pumpkin pie

  501. joe is that you?

  502. super dodo bird!!! why do you look so TASTY??????????????

  503. Give me that big squirrel.

  504. RainbowDash274 // September 23, 2015 at 5:37 pm // Reply

    What have you done to Pedro?!

  505. DOG: Honey – What’s for dinner?

  506. “Noooo! What did you do to my brother”

  507. Now’s not the time to chicken away from free turkey legs from Mom!

  508. Give the dog your food, you will obey my mind powers

  509. IM LOOKING AT YOU TURKEY

  510. dungeonmaster // September 20, 2015 at 5:09 pm // Reply

    Jim? Is that you?

  511. I am Sam Sam I am // September 20, 2015 at 2:03 pm // Reply

    Okay, just put it on the floor and walk away. I won`t eat it.

  512. You are lucky you don’t have this much meat on you, I’d eat you if you did.

  513. “Yes dear, its all for you. eat up.”

  514. ow!!!!!!! you can’t have any

  515. nooooooo don’t eat it, I havnt taken a bite!

  516. No, you can’t have it… OW! IT GOT MY LEG! OW OW OW!!!

  517. dog: not my brother nooooooo!

    woman: no you can’t have some

  518. Can i go too?

  519. MustacheMan004 // September 10, 2015 at 7:58 pm // Reply

    You gonna eat all that food? Are ya? Really? You sure? Are you SURE you’re sure? Are you SURE you’re SURE you’re sure?

  520. cheese ball 100 // September 10, 2015 at 7:47 pm // Reply

    Yummy…… TURKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  521. Mommy please

  522. Fredrick, is that you?

  523. If I Look At it close enough maybe I’ll see a squirell!

  524. quit staring at me and give me the darn food!

  525. shubumagum_365 // September 5, 2015 at 8:28 pm // Reply

    WHEW! No Hot Dogs!

  526. Is that for me??????

  527. You sure you can eat all that turkey by yourself??

  528. YOUR next sunny!!!!

  529. Now now, Rufus; I know you brought this in but it’s for dinner tonight with the others.

  530. stop tourching me with those eyes. give me my FOOD!!!!!!!

  531. Am I supposed to put this on the floor

  532. the agis kid // September 3, 2015 at 7:37 pm // Reply

    no,you cannot sit in the oven, Taco!

  533. IM PUMPED FOR THIS MEAl

  534. uh… is that for me;)

  535. Wolf scout not // September 3, 2015 at 6:01 pm // Reply

    My bite is worse than my bark

  536. Can i get a box for this/

  537. Pirate101 fan // September 3, 2015 at 11:53 am // Reply

    Now that’s a tanning salon.

  538. Pirate101 fan // September 3, 2015 at 11:52 am // Reply

    Tom is that you?

  539. Not sure if I will be able to eat all this myself.

  540. Wolffkiller92 // September 2, 2015 at 10:48 pm // Reply

    I asked for a burger and this is what i get

  541. nooo joe. Wait oh no hot dogs are next.

  542. Gimme da foodies!!

  543. FlyingPotato // September 2, 2015 at 6:19 pm // Reply

    Feed Me NOMNOMNOM

  544. I LIKE CHIKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  545. “What happened to Bernie!”

  546. bjorn the beast // September 2, 2015 at 3:11 pm // Reply

    but you said it was puppy chow tonight!

  547. Poochie, this is the real ending to Free Birds©.

  548. When see leaves its mine for the taking!

  549. Give me the food *Eyes glow red*

  550. Is this what happened to Big Bird?

  551. give me food

  552. I love Thanksgiving dinner with you

  553. you didn’t have to make that for me

  554. you are in a magazine? well prove it! // September 1, 2015 at 3:03 pm // Reply

    I am not here.

  555. minecraft is cool

  556. Thanks for making me dinner master!

  557. So THAT’S what happened to all the other animals in this house.

  558. Mariofanboy532 // August 31, 2015 at 7:09 pm // Reply

    Give me the turkey, or you won’t see the pillows ever again!

  559. Mariofanboy532 // August 31, 2015 at 7:01 pm // Reply

    “Give me the turkey, or you won’t see the pillows any longer”

  560. boyscout2005 // August 31, 2015 at 5:31 pm // Reply

    Turkey looks bigger than I thought

  561. TwoLeggedGator // August 31, 2015 at 11:37 am // Reply

    Secret thoughts: Ok. Heres the plan, I wait till Mom is done, then sit her down to tv. I run in, snatch the chicken, bury it under her prized flowers. Then i eat it when possible. Real life: What? Mom? You eat that stuff? YUCK (hee hee hee).

  562. Okay, finished yours. Now it’s time to bake mine

  563. the stunner // August 31, 2015 at 1:17 am // Reply

    FEED ME!!!!!!

  564. Googlyeyesdude // August 30, 2015 at 8:53 pm // Reply

    Where’s my brother???

  565. Unless you stop my jewelry, you’re next.

  566. Diminutive Dinosaur // August 30, 2015 at 7:30 pm // Reply

    Ooh ooh my turn!

  567. that was your brother

  568. don’t eat the chicken I have hostages

  569. no way fish breath

  570. Sir Pixalot // August 30, 2015 at 5:45 pm // Reply

    No Fido, this turkey is for the Thanksgiving feast tomorrow.

  571. lottokingboy3 // August 30, 2015 at 5:10 pm // Reply

    I want food!!!! grandma give it to me!!!! or else…

  572. Awwww…come on. He was my friend!

  573. I think you put a wrong ingredient in there, you should give it to me.

  574. DON’T,EVEN,THINK,ABOUT IT.

  575. Was that hansal or grettal

  576. ur mom loves u // August 30, 2015 at 3:20 pm // Reply

    don’t even think about it…. STOP thinking about it!

  577. Time to practice being a hunting dog

  578. Guess what’s on the menu today…Your older sister!

  579. matthew3033 // August 30, 2015 at 2:59 pm // Reply

    Dogs don’t have thanks giving. PEOPLE do!

  580. This Stuff looks good… Its only for me right?

  581. CaptanCaption // August 30, 2015 at 1:56 pm // Reply

    “Trust me owner I must rid that turkey of its yummy pain myself.”

  582. CaptanCaption // August 30, 2015 at 1:54 pm // Reply

    “I must free that pour animal!’

  583. CaptanCaption // August 30, 2015 at 1:47 pm // Reply

    “Of course that’s not your doggie friend Waldo!”

  584. Dog see food… Dog eat food… Dog Happy…

  585. Mom why are you cooking my friend I was going to eat him raw?

  586. Don’t even think about it………..

  587. Awe, shucks all this for me! So I am the coolest dog on the block, ha stupid street cats, shows what they know.

  588. Oh no! Not another chicken “toast”!

  589. Nativeforce // August 29, 2015 at 8:07 pm // Reply

    Have you seen my mom? Oh no MOM!!

  590. Nativeforce // August 29, 2015 at 8:04 pm // Reply

    Have you seen my mom? Oh no MOM!!!!!

  591. FierceCowboy // August 29, 2015 at 7:03 pm // Reply

    Um, give me a turkey, not a chicken!

  592. FierceCowboy // August 29, 2015 at 7:01 pm // Reply

    Chicken again? I need my daily diet of salmon! NOT CHICKEN!!!

  593. Next time you do your business in the house, this is how it will end.

  594. Nuggetcenty502 // August 29, 2015 at 6:12 pm // Reply

    Don’t be a chicken, ok?

  595. That looks pretty good, what are the rest of you going to eat?

  596. What are you lookin’ at?

  597. Think how do I steal it. 2 minutes later … oh that hits the spot.

  598. me must have chicken!!!!!

  599. Parody_Network // August 29, 2015 at 3:00 pm // Reply

    You know that Thanksgiving doesn’t start till November right?

  600. AdvancedCARROT // August 29, 2015 at 2:28 pm // Reply

    GIVE ME DAS CHICKEN!!!!!!!

  601. is that the same thing in my kibble.

  602. The dog is trying to say give me that chicken now.

  603. winter is all time // August 29, 2015 at 12:55 pm // Reply

    oh is dinner done yet

  604. The awesomeness // August 29, 2015 at 9:58 am // Reply

    I Wonder Why This Dog keeps Following Me?

  605. #most_delicious_breakfst_in_d_history_of_d_world

  606. Wow, it must be my birthday…

  607. Billy the scout // August 29, 2015 at 12:09 am // Reply

    Come on throw it, throw it, aw nuts too late

  608. DragonWings // August 28, 2015 at 9:57 pm // Reply

    Is it dinner already? Yay!!

  609. Do you want this? Well to bad!!!!!

  610. swagger dude // August 28, 2015 at 8:25 pm // Reply

    Please tell me that’s the appetizer I ordered.

  611. swagger dude // August 28, 2015 at 7:59 pm // Reply

    3 turkey hit me grandma!

  612. Hey dooooooooggie! You want the chicken? NOO! Mama Get the CHICKEN! You get… Whatever doggies like to eat!

  613. Okay, so whoever gets the higher score on your phone in Galaga gets the chicken, right?

  614. And for your main dinner dish there is a 40 ounce chicken.

  615. you just can’t make up your mind

  616. You cooked my MOM!

  617. There’s diner

  618. anonymousscout // August 28, 2015 at 4:39 pm // Reply

    Now, don’t let this spoil your appetite for dinner!

  619. Ever since we got Bailey, we eat dog food and he eats our turkey.

  620. it looks like my aunt cluck!

  621. Little Dog’s Stomach vs. Big Chicken…I’m placing my bets on the Stomach.

  622. come to daddy come on i need that chickin

  623. BoyScout 10,000 // August 28, 2015 at 9:22 am // Reply

    Stop!!! Your Cooking my cousin!!!???

  624. rocketbooster // August 28, 2015 at 8:43 am // Reply

    hey what are you chicken to give me food?

  625. Back Off!

  626. tocos/happy:] // August 28, 2015 at 5:29 am // Reply

    oh grandma’s going to break her back:grandma puppy wants some

  627. Lady:”And here is your cousin Larry…” Dog: I wonder…

  628. How dare you accuse me of overcooking it!

  629. give me that chicken!

  630. Ok! Choose already me or the oven? Common the oven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  631. can I get in too??

  632. PotatoEnthusiast33 // August 27, 2015 at 8:03 pm // Reply

    Now, just gimme the chicken and no one gets hurt.

  633. chicken yesterday, chicken today, and by me it looks like chicken tomorrow

  634. WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER

  635. Jurassicman327 // August 27, 2015 at 7:52 pm // Reply

    Alright lady, put the chicken in the oven and nobody gets hurt. Now, I want you to make a tuna salad, you got that?

  636. BillyBobJoeBonJovi // August 27, 2015 at 7:28 pm // Reply

    I have the sudden urge to be Garfield

  637. Your next Fido

  638. Is that a chicken snadwich!?

  639. Notorious SJD // August 27, 2015 at 5:43 pm // Reply

    Can we put it in a doggy bag?

  640. Where did my friend chuck the chicken go

  641. look over there!

  642. hey where is my food?!!!!!!!!!!

  643. platykoala35 // August 27, 2015 at 5:13 pm // Reply

    Woah, that thing is twice the size of me.

  644. Hey that smells like the dog next door!

  645. Just got to wait till she leaves the room then, DINNER IS SERVED!!!!

  646. Oh yeah, that’s a real upgrade from that nasty dog food. Do this more often human.

  647. You’ll be “thankful” if I don’t eat that before Thanksgiving dinner.

  648. ghost of past // August 27, 2015 at 9:19 am // Reply

    how many other dogs are coming for dinner?

  649. no mister chewy you always eat the chicken all by yourself but go have dog food

  650. Hey! I wanted the dog food!!!

  651. It’s a mystery! Will I get scraps?

  652. Winner Winner Turkey Dinner

  653. my mind control device worked IT WORKED!

  654. I’m cold,can I go in?

  655. Is that a mini tanning sallon?I want in!

  656. McDonald's Bacon Cheeseburger // August 26, 2015 at 8:41 pm // Reply

    Ooh! Is that chicken seasoned with “Pup-rika”?

  657. This is Sparky, Grandma’s secret weapon when it comes to cleaning the oven.

  658. Now Fifi, this is what happened to the last pet that disobeyed me!

  659. George Washington // August 26, 2015 at 8:34 pm // Reply

    After years of listening to the tale of Hansel and Gretel, Fido knew this was his moment. Grandma was going in.

  660. jimmy is that you

  661. OH YES MY WISH CAME TRUE, OR IS IT JUST THANKSGIVEING

  662. As the dog is in his natural habitat waiting for the perfect moment to STRIKE

  663. Biscuit Boy // August 26, 2015 at 8:06 pm // Reply

    Calm down sparky, you’re next!

  664. Okay, it’s go time.

  665. acropwnsall // August 26, 2015 at 7:02 pm // Reply

    holy cow lady you’re not eating all that by yourself are you?

  666. No this is not your dinner.

    Yes grandma the turkey is done.

  667. So what is for dinner wait is it chicken

  668. Is that for me or both of us?

  669. MINECARFT MAINIAC // August 26, 2015 at 6:32 pm // Reply

    MUFFY!!!!!!!!! I TOLD YOU THIS ISN’NT FOR YOU!!!!!

  670. GIVE IT!!!!

  671. BONZIIIIIIE

  672. Dream Breakfast

  673. TURKEY TIME!!

  674. c`mon I cant see! aargh! that looks like the one I killed yesterday!!!

  675. alright! Your turn Fido!

  676. no not garfield in a dog bodie

  677. baconface163 // August 26, 2015 at 5:49 pm // Reply

    Is that a sandwitch ?

  678. I WANT CHICKEN!!!!!!!!

  679. Are you sure I don’t no him?

  680. Billy?! Is that you?!

  681. train track jack // August 26, 2015 at 4:52 pm // Reply

    Whoa,i wish the Queen would everyday

  682. After I Eat This Chicken, I’ll Bake You Next And Eat You >:D

  683. You Don’t Understand! I Want Dog Food!

  684. So much for my diet.

  685. Scientific turtle // August 26, 2015 at 4:44 pm // Reply

    We made a deal, heres your money, just gimme the goods granny!!!

  686. yay my lunch

  687. i want some

  688. gimme some

  689. dinocraft009 // August 26, 2015 at 3:46 pm // Reply

    me want that

  690. dinocraft009 // August 26, 2015 at 3:42 pm // Reply

    give me my food now!!

  691. scout boy 2000 // August 26, 2015 at 3:30 pm // Reply

    yay lunch!!!

  692. scout boy 2000 // August 26, 2015 at 3:28 pm // Reply

    it looks way too dry!!! i want a refund.

  693. RavenShadow // August 26, 2015 at 2:36 pm // Reply

    Why did you cook him? It’s not like I had that much of a grudge!

  694. I will eat you if you don’t shove that meat in my face

  695. GIVE THAT BACK !!!!!!!!!

  696. Are you sure you cooked it right it’s a little black

  697. I hope she didn’t stuff it with corn this time.

  698. prettyfunnydude // August 26, 2015 at 1:13 pm // Reply

    “Oh, No! I’m not going to end up like Cluckster am I”

  699. skywalker0003 // August 26, 2015 at 12:41 pm // Reply

    here you go a nice fresh chicken!

  700. skywalker0003 // August 26, 2015 at 12:40 pm // Reply

    sorry doggie this aint’ for you.

  701. OH boy OH boy here comes dinner

  702. is it done yet

  703. Is that the dog that picks on me from next door?

  704. A random guy // August 26, 2015 at 8:51 am // Reply

    Ok, let’s split it evenly, in other words, I get the whole thing

  705. Mooshroom ninja // August 26, 2015 at 8:01 am // Reply

    I paid 100,000,000,000 for that??!!!!

  706. you said you wanted a snack

  707. scouter mc gouter // August 26, 2015 at 6:45 am // Reply

    what?!? I ASKED FOR A CHICKEN SANDWICH! this restarant is terrible! gimme my money back!

  708. I Want To Eat The Chicken!

  709. See…..Once you grow up you can be just like your mommy here!

  710. I’m waiting.

  711. BrockMcSmartyPants // August 25, 2015 at 9:22 pm // Reply

    Pst I wonder if she getting that dinosaur a couch!

  712. Swagsta nic // August 25, 2015 at 9:18 pm // Reply

    I wanted a butter ball turkey not a giant chicken. Remind me to sneak in another olds lady’s house for thanksgiving.

  713. Swagsta nic // August 25, 2015 at 9:17 pm // Reply

    Is that thing for me ?!!!!🙀😻😽

  714. Don’t even think about it!!!

  715. “Ooo, look! My appetizer is ready!!!”

  716. “Gosh, That’s a lot of dog food!”

  717. I have to say, it looks a little bit well done

  718. I ordered beef not chicken!

  719. I am a Jedi. You WIll give me your food.

  720. Do you want this? WELL TO BAD!!

  721. teddy bear 664 // August 25, 2015 at 4:37 pm // Reply

    Oh I am going to spoil my dinner don’t tell her!!

  722. i want that.

  723. nice try fido

  724. Let’s play fetch. You throw the chicken and I’ll go and fetch it!

  725. that’s the mystery meat no thanks I’m heading to the 5 star restaurant neighbors house

  726. Little Bobby will not be happy about this

  727. Oh dear,the cat slept in the oven for the last time.

  728. Its nice but a little over the top

  729. Hey wheres the dog food?

  730. For the last time Addy, this is NOT the neighbors cat

  731. Happy Thanksgiving!

  732. Dinner Time Yeah!!!
    …But where’s Tommy?

  733. Hand it over lady, hand it over.

  734. i am hungry // August 25, 2015 at 6:41 am // Reply

    give the dog your food, give the dog your food, no not the turkey

  735. It’s fair. I get the chicken and bones and you get to lick the pan.

  736. GenAwsome11 // August 25, 2015 at 6:15 am // Reply

    I WANT THE STEAK🙀

  737. I forgot the side of hush puppy

  738. Biiiiig Taco // August 24, 2015 at 8:33 pm // Reply

    Ok Johnny, here’s breakfast!

  739. Biiiiig Taco // August 24, 2015 at 8:32 pm // Reply

    Really? I asked for a SuperDeluxe Salmon fillet, not a SuperDeluxe Giant Chicken. This Home Kitchen restaurant is terrible. Tomorrow night I’m eating at that hot new place, NeighborsHouse.

  740. The chicken is nice but where is my sandwich?

  741. Hey! Give it back!

  742. I’ll make that dead bird fly out of your hands!

  743. don’t even, fido

  744. Did you put greek seasoning on that!

  745. Give me the chic-OW! It burns!

  746. ok you can just put it in my bowl

  747. if you drop that chicken i call dibs

  748. What have you done to my friend Mr cluckcluck!

  749. Dog: FOOD, and a GIANT FOOD BOWL!

  750. (come to papa!)

  751. Is that you, Fido!?

  752. i won the dogy lottery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  753. That looks poisonous…you may have to give it to me.

  754. justaburrito // August 23, 2015 at 3:59 pm // Reply

    don’t worry, your turn is in just a minute

  755. peppered catfish // August 23, 2015 at 3:39 pm // Reply

    I bet that tastes good, but if I can try some, I can be sure!!!

  756. What are you doing, Laura?

  757. DOTHEFLOPKID // August 23, 2015 at 12:40 pm // Reply

    Can i test that for poison?

  758. I am a official turkey tester…… Trust me

  759. DINER TIME CHEWY!!!

  760. dog:is it just me or did i just see a chicken angel?

  761. ooh ooh, I want some! i want some!!!!

  762. Crispynoodle // August 21, 2015 at 11:47 pm // Reply

    Are you gonna give me that or am i gonna have to steal that

  763. Lunch Time

  764. coolguy1234569 // August 21, 2015 at 8:18 pm // Reply

    here`s your Halloween costume, spot. right out of the oven

  765. you’re next

  766. gamers rule // August 21, 2015 at 9:05 am // Reply

    thats your cousin!

  767. A chicken… For ME!…

  768. Lady:This is hot, be careful!
    Dog:So what? I’ll just take it outside to cool.

  769. Can I have the turkey

  770. There’s always room for another

  771. 45stars, code 10 // August 19, 2015 at 5:58 pm // Reply

    dog:woof! lady: MY DINNER! dog:i only wanted a bone!

  772. i dont want to be cooked

  773. you are under my power … give the meat to me …

  774. Master of Wa // August 19, 2015 at 9:51 am // Reply

    That’s for me, right?

  775. WHAT!? That’s Your Dinner!?

  776. fxgravitybone // August 18, 2015 at 9:20 pm // Reply

    Ok, just 299 more till we’re done with dinner!

  777. Someone With Precise Words // August 18, 2015 at 9:05 pm // Reply

    The cat provided us with dinner tonight.

  778. Grandma: “Next its you”

  779. Who’s next?

  780. billybobjoe // August 18, 2015 at 6:18 pm // Reply

    sorry Fido, it’s for Rover

  781. Wait a minute!

  782. hi lady can I please HAVE THE TURKEY

  783. I Really Should Put This In The…But First Let Me Take A Selfie!

  784. No this isn’t a relative of yours.

  785. dog is thinking of eating and looking well neat and tidy but the lady says its not for u dog its for dinnner

  786. Please, oh please, oh please, oh PLEASE! I’m just a tiny dog!

  787. lady give me that turkey and no one will get hurt. ooh its warm

  788. im soooooooooo hngre i mean bark

  789. AwesomePaperWork // August 16, 2015 at 9:59 am // Reply

    It’s Thanksgiving already?

  790. No dogs were harmed in the making of this turkey.

  791. (DOG)HE’S THE NEW PUPPY!?

  792. Green Falcon 786 // August 15, 2015 at 4:34 pm // Reply

    Yeah, I don’t think so, Carl

  793. The best thing about Grandmas; it’s Thanksgiving every day!

  794. Thanksgiving again!

  795. Leado calamari // August 15, 2015 at 1:34 pm // Reply

    Ah can I have some of that

  796. He better have a high metabolism…

  797. Sombody from the internet // August 15, 2015 at 12:28 am // Reply

    That turkey might be bigger than me, but I will figure out how to eat it all!

  798. The turke didn’t do anything, Chico. Why do you ask?

  799. Your slower than my grandma!!! I WANT TO GET FAT!!!!!

  800. An Evil Purple Jester // August 14, 2015 at 5:34 pm // Reply

    Your next

  801. that’s mine(dog). Not any more!

  802. Dragon_Rider // August 13, 2015 at 7:50 pm // Reply

    “How to Get Fat for Dummies”

  803. Dog: Say, that looks good… wait. Where is Larry?
    Lady: He messed up and now, we have dinner!

  804. Put the food down!

  805. if you love me you will feed me

  806. Woops! Wrong animal! Oh la la!

  807. Dragonflame // August 13, 2015 at 1:21 pm // Reply

    For me! you shouldn’t have!!!

  808. MY FOOD!!!!! IT FINALLY IS READY TO EAT!!!!! YUMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUM!!!!!!!!!!

  809. thanks giving already?!

  810. TOM, IS THAT YOU!?!?!

  811. lady, your grand daughter has tripped and is bleeding majorly, so for no reason, just put that in my food bowl and then you can go check on her

  812. This variety of dog is capable of eating up to three times its body weight in one day. Unfortunately, after such a day, it is unable to move for the next month…

  813. stay skinny then you will be safe

  814. Lady:Your next!

  815. Dog is hungry,lady is cooking

  816. OK I see my what about you.

  817. CapsLockCat // August 12, 2015 at 4:02 pm // Reply

    For Me???

    • (dog) now, give it to meeee (grandma) ummm hi lil’ dog! (dog) WHAT?! these hipno-glasses DON’T work?!?!

  818. The Dark Knight // August 12, 2015 at 3:25 pm // Reply

    This is what happens when Tommy was not a good boy

  819. Happy scout // August 12, 2015 at 2:24 pm // Reply

    Thank the dog for the food this time

  820. Happy scout // August 12, 2015 at 2:23 pm // Reply

    Come to papa. What I am not your papa?

  821. Happy scout // August 12, 2015 at 2:11 pm // Reply

    Dog “are you saying I look fat?” Mom ” yes skinny”

  822. Happy scout // August 12, 2015 at 2:08 pm // Reply

    Can I lick it so I will get my fair share?

  823. Happy scout // August 12, 2015 at 2:07 pm // Reply

    Thanks for the giving is today right?

  824. Missie, i’m sorrie, but you’ll have to put that on my bed with your hands up

  825. “You are now in a deep trance, your are going to hand over that tuerkey right now!”

  826. come on bring it to papa!

  827. Tip that pan a little more and its all mine

  828. yum!
    tasty goodness!

  829. soccerdreamer119 // August 12, 2015 at 8:19 am // Reply

    Hey! What did you with my friend?!

  830. I said I wanted beef, not chicken!

  831. You’ll want to serve that on the floor I think. Yea, down here on the floor.

  832. Squirrelbob // August 11, 2015 at 8:21 pm // Reply

    for me!!

  833. BioFlipkid123 // August 11, 2015 at 6:32 pm // Reply

    Sorry Bernie,you just can’t chase the turkey anymore.

  834. wow! Is that lunch

  835. now stop distracting me or I’l catch it on fire

  836. No honey this is not for you. I said NO!

  837. The annual Thanksgiving routine

  838. Captain America // August 11, 2015 at 3:02 pm // Reply

    Ooh I cooked it to perfection!!

    Yikes! That’s bigger than me! But it looks delicious!!

  839. It’s almost done sweetie.

  840. You’re Next!

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