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  1. Hmmm… is it just me, or did this rock move

  2. Greatnessforme // October 26, 2020 at 1:44 pm // Reply

    The crocodilian express

  3. Ninjago lol // April 4, 2020 at 2:41 am // Reply

    I’m totally safe here!

  4. r.e.h.c.s.i.f // March 1, 2020 at 5:36 pm // Reply

    bird….only if i had talons
    alligator …. at least the bird lost his talons
    bird …..I still got a beak
    alligator ….. ooo nooo :<

  5. the most daring bird of them all.

  6. LUNCH IS SERVED!

  7. WOW oldest trick in the book. Works every time. sigh

  8. Hey guys! Your never going to believe how comfy this stump is!

  9. Why should I fly away guys? there’s nothing wrong with this log, is there?

  10. Webilos 312 // May 10, 2019 at 5:35 pm // Reply

    Thanks for the lift

  11. Spurwing Plover // May 4, 2019 at 3:13 am // Reply

    Play me a few rounds of Crocodile Rock

  12. don’t look down, don’t look down.. i looked! i flew away! there goes my pride. sigh.

  13. ElephantLover l // April 1, 2019 at 9:56 pm // Reply

    Why is this log so bumpy?

  14. ElephantLover // March 26, 2019 at 10:52 am // Reply

    Why is this log so bumpy?

  15. ElephantLover // March 25, 2019 at 7:58 am // Reply

    Bumpy log

  16. It feels so good to catch a break on this log…hey, why do my friends look scared? Or maybe they’re just jealous…CHOMP!!!
    Burp.

  17. heb9ri wkup9w // January 3, 2019 at 10:28 am // Reply

    i think earth is evolving so the ground is scaly

  18. GamePlayer99 // October 12, 2018 at 10:08 am // Reply

    Hello darkness my old friend…

  19. What a nice, safe place to rest.

  20. Huh? The log’s moving!!!!

  21. Why does this log have scales?

  22. where did all of my friends go? huh, this log smells like crocodilian

  23. What a nice rock that is not an alligator.

  24. NOL THE BRO // May 24, 2018 at 9:26 am // Reply

    GIVE ME A RIDE PLEASE.

  25. Lord_Breakfast // May 17, 2018 at 2:14 pm // Reply

    Why’s everybody looking at me funny.

  26. QwErTyUiOp // May 3, 2018 at 11:54 am // Reply

    Just a rock, just a rock…

  27. He who must not be named // May 3, 2018 at 9:49 am // Reply

    He’ll never find me here!

  28. harrypotterlover // April 2, 2018 at 10:22 pm // Reply

    don’t worry- its just a log…

  29. No, sir. I don’t see any gators around here.

  30. Don’t flip… Don’t flip… Don’t flip… AHHHHHHHH!!!

  31. Cool girl Julie // March 29, 2018 at 9:49 pm // Reply

    My boat is sinking!!!!!!

  32. SuperslimeX // March 28, 2018 at 7:37 am // Reply

    Well… this log is bumpy…

  33. This feels weird…

  34. BobThe291st // March 16, 2018 at 12:37 am // Reply

    Are we there yet?

  35. flabadabadingdong // March 11, 2018 at 11:01 am // Reply

    why is this rock moving?

  36. Why is this log moving?

  37. Scouttrooper360 // March 4, 2018 at 12:35 pm // Reply

    Looks like Im eating at Outback tonight!

  38. theMinecrafter // February 24, 2018 at 6:07 pm // Reply

    why do I feel like I should fly away?

  39. Few! I need a brake! Wait, why is this log shaped like that?

  40. I never really trusted the taxi driver.

  41. I don’t see anything wrong with it

  42. You know im scared of alligators…oh wait…

  43. Winningninja // February 1, 2018 at 6:20 pm // Reply

    Hey, how is your day goin… Did this log just move?

  44. The Black Wolf // January 27, 2018 at 10:55 am // Reply

    Life is too short to take risks buddy. CHOMP!

  45. Skip the Scout // January 22, 2018 at 9:36 pm // Reply

    I like to get on his nerves.

  46. Zachary from AK // January 4, 2018 at 6:00 pm // Reply

    Glad to be away from those gators for awhile… Oh, wait.

  47. TravelByTrain // January 3, 2018 at 12:26 pm // Reply

    I won’t eat you if you fly me to the next pond.

  48. Stupidity- at it’s finest

  49. This right here is nature’s movie scene where the main character stands on top of a train.

  50. should I even LOOK

  51. AHA! This is how Jesus walks on water!

  52. ibeatcuphead // December 11, 2017 at 4:16 pm // Reply

    Do you like my new crocs

  53. Ooooohhh,im bringing home a giant stork. Won’t my mommy be so proud of me…

  54. o my gosh we are sailing people

  55. Ok, they took the picture. Now GET. OFF.

  56. Yes i can finally find my dinner while moving. I just hope my boat isn’t hungry.

  57. I think I got the stupidity award!

  58. Grate 2 B Scout // October 21, 2017 at 9:24 pm // Reply

    This rock feels funny. Wait, did it just move?! Save me or I will be a snack for this beast!

  59. Laffzalot3000 // October 11, 2017 at 5:52 pm // Reply

    Seagull: Awww, DANGIT! I can’t see any alligators from here.
    Alligator: Shhhhhhhhhh…

  60. your (over) average scout // October 1, 2017 at 7:01 pm // Reply

    #pellagator

  61. Thank you for the ride old buddy. Your welcome.

  62. this rock moved!!

  63. what a nice log, can’t wait to tell my friends.

  64. I’ll just sit down on this log!

  65. that's a tree // August 26, 2017 at 6:52 pm // Reply

    glad I’m away from those gators

  66. Striker4x4 // August 1, 2017 at 7:50 pm // Reply

    Woah, I just had a terrible dream! I was on a gator and…oh, jeez.

  67. scout's sister // July 29, 2017 at 4:24 pm // Reply

    gator ~Thanks, for a back scratch! Now will you please scratch my nose??????

  68. Super nice log. Don’t you agree?

  69. lmaozedong // July 28, 2017 at 10:57 pm // Reply

    “Don’t worry. I got your back”

  70. Hey, Gator! Thanks for the ride! But you’re in the water still! 🙂

  71. misterstinkyface // July 17, 2017 at 12:34 pm // Reply

    GET THIS BIRD OFF ME!!!!!!

  72. Lance the Smarty Pants // July 11, 2017 at 7:53 pm // Reply

    Are you sure these are rocks?

  73. Tiny Yoda // July 3, 2017 at 7:16 am // Reply

    Why is this rock moving…oh

  74. Icabod found himself considering his mortality. He realized how short life was.

  75. My friend said something about a crocodile near here.

  76. TheLegend27 // June 21, 2017 at 10:21 pm // Reply

    LIFE HACKS HAVE NOW MIGRATED TO BIRDS.

  77. WHEW, I’m safe now that that predator is gone, gotta keep an eye out for him in the future

  78. This is a bumpy beach?

  79. gingerbread dude // June 16, 2017 at 12:09 pm // Reply

    The water’s deeper here, get on my nose.

  80. Ya boy I don’t need too fly

  81. Ya a free boat

  82. Oh a moving rock

  83. “This boat needs to go faster cuz I’m to tired to fly.”.

  84. I think I’ll have him fryed

  85. TheDarkOne5690 // May 25, 2017 at 4:50 pm // Reply

    … is my life fading or is that just me?

  86. I like this busgator system.

  87. Just on this log looking out for predators.

  88. whoamiyoudon'tknow // April 27, 2017 at 6:57 am // Reply

    “What are you all saying, fly away? Why?”

  89. eaglescout17 // April 16, 2017 at 9:32 am // Reply

    Thanks for the lift.

  90. \ (•◡•) / // April 10, 2017 at 7:19 pm // Reply

    Am I on an elaphant

  91. The seaslug // March 25, 2017 at 5:00 pm // Reply

    Don’t tell me, I already know. (Sigh)

  92. I AM GROOT! // March 25, 2017 at 10:36 am // Reply

    Only if I was QucikGator

  93. Nice place to get eaten

  94. Famous Last Thoughts.

  95. WIBBO!?!?!?!?! // March 23, 2017 at 9:17 am // Reply

    Famous Last Thoughts.

  96. I’m just getting my ferry ride. Why is everybody scared?

  97. Halfway to the othe… Wait a minute where’s Joe!

  98. Symbiosis just got weird

  99. Finally, i’m safe!

  100. JBthebeast // March 20, 2017 at 3:29 pm // Reply

    He still doesn’t know I’m here, does he?

  101. wait a minute… where’s Mavis?

  102. He’s behind me isn’t he.

  103. Who’s interupting my sunbath

  104. Are logs supposed to have scales, eyes, and teeth?

  105. Why is the log scaly and moving fast?

  106. Pseudonym Smedry // March 2, 2017 at 6:21 pm // Reply

    “As I’m sure you all know, we are here to commemorate the sudden and inexplicable consumption of poor cousin Larry.”

  107. This is the S.S. SJ, Correct?

  108. DarkDecidueye // March 1, 2017 at 8:52 pm // Reply

    Hey! If you want a ride, catch a steamboat or something! go on! GET OFF MY BACK!!!

  109. i like this log

  110. If we weren’t in a zoo I would eat you whole.

  111. Haha, he doesn’t even realize I’m on him… hey, I might never have to pay for the bus again! YAY!!!

  112. Redtornadomaster // February 20, 2017 at 9:00 pm // Reply

    its a croc ridding a goose or is it the other way around…

  113. Grate 2B Scout // February 18, 2017 at 9:43 pm // Reply

    Crain: This rock feels scaly!

  114. What a wonderful view.

  115. This is a bumpy log!

  116. boyslife4life // December 28, 2016 at 11:19 pm // Reply

    That is $5.00, or my dinner is served.

  117. I’m not a log little bird

  118. I am not a log bird

  119. MarshmallowKing // December 10, 2016 at 3:24 pm // Reply

    “Thank’s for the massage, Tim. OH, that’s the spot.”

  120. I love this vacation, wait, why is this log moving….

  121. Hey,get off my log now!

  122. Man, this rock sure is scaly

  123. FINALLY,MY BUS HAS ARRIVED!

  124. TravelByTrain // November 30, 2016 at 3:42 pm // Reply

    Any last words?

  125. I love winging it

  126. TravelByTrain // November 23, 2016 at 7:15 pm // Reply

    God, have mercy on my soul…

  127. yes, just over there will be fine sir, WAIT, WHY ARE WE SINKING?

  128. Why’s my rock moving?

  129. Does he see me?

  130. punnypocalypse // November 7, 2016 at 9:59 am // Reply

    wait, THIS IS NOT A LOG!

  131. The alligator is thinking…..hmmmmm should I……yes I’ll eat him ……oh but I’m on a bird free diet crud

  132. Another vacation where nothing ever goes wrong.

  133. hmmmph. I’m not moving an inch! thats right! and I’m not even talking to you either! yup! no siree.

  134. hey guys! come see this rock… hey wait! where did everyone go?

  135. Hey! I can see my house from here!

  136. Awesome-Possum // October 25, 2016 at 12:16 pm // Reply

    It’s the Gingerbread all over again

  137. ########## ha // October 24, 2016 at 4:22 pm // Reply

    nice place to rest.
    wonder why it’s out here?

  138. SuperLegoFan // October 20, 2016 at 10:55 am // Reply

    5…4…3…2…1…

  139. The_EliteAssassin // October 10, 2016 at 5:51 pm // Reply

    Crocodile: hey there bud thats right come on over

  140. DUCK:Honey,it smells mighty fine over here
    ALLIGATOR: Finally,the duck perfume on TV that works.

  141. lookwhatyourstandingon // October 4, 2016 at 4:14 pm // Reply

    Hey guys of a 1 out of ten i’d give this cruise a C+. To bad it doesent come with snacks

  142. TotallyFunniest122 // October 4, 2016 at 4:11 pm // Reply

    Alligator 1: you gonna eat that?
    Alligator 2: Eat what?
    Bird: at least one of us has eyes

  143. what i am MOVING

  144. dinosaurrattlesnake245 // October 2, 2016 at 9:35 am // Reply

    bird: this is a nice island. crocodile: should I eat him or not?

  145. Delivery!

  146. “That’s it, that’s it, come on, let me eat you.

  147. YOU JUST INTERUPTED MY BEAUTY SLEEP YOU WILL PAY

  148. Man I HATE truth or Dare!

  149. These river cruises are so expensive, but at least they said it came with a snack.

  150. I feel like I’m being watched. Hmmm…

  151. Clash Royale a8 2686 trophies // September 18, 2016 at 11:06 pm // Reply

    Nice Holiday. 10 out of 10 but the main thing that stood out for me is that there are no alligators around!!

  152. Wait for it………Wait for it

  153. Best holiday ever. Im hungry

  154. Where’d everybody go?

  155. Sorry, I thought you were a leather couch.

  156. hey guys look at this log I found.

  157. Back and forth // August 29, 2016 at 9:57 am // Reply

    Bird: Hehehe. He’ll never see me up here
    Alligator: I can totally see him.

  158. “What do you mean it’s not a rock?”

  159. this is a nice cruise. I wonder whats for lunch…

  160. Bird brain // August 9, 2016 at 9:38 am // Reply

    I almost thought for a second that this log was some kind of croc that wanted to eat me! But no, I am 192.5% certain that this log is completely safe.

  161. some one out there // August 6, 2016 at 3:34 pm // Reply

    this is a nice island. oh wait it isn’t an island

  162. RickThePlayer // August 3, 2016 at 3:50 pm // Reply

    This is my home, population:2

  163. Hmm, is this big spiky blob good to each?

  164. Wow, I love this new boat. Check it out, guys. Guys?

  165. almost ate your luch // July 26, 2016 at 3:51 pm // Reply

    Are you here for lunch? Why I’d love to!

  166. Shark Master // July 25, 2016 at 12:46 pm // Reply

    t-t-the log i-i-is m-m-moving…

  167. karatemastero // July 25, 2016 at 9:31 am // Reply

    what a weird log

  168. Lupin_Scout // July 21, 2016 at 6:19 pm // Reply

    I wonder why they call this spot “Fakelog Waters”.

  169. Kidscout123 // July 19, 2016 at 10:26 am // Reply

    I think I am a gingerbread man and they’re trying to eat me!

  170. Y is the rock rising

  171. Is it just me or is this land moving?

  172. Camouflage // July 9, 2016 at 8:24 pm // Reply

    Go faster! Dang this boat be broken

  173. Ahhhhh…. A nice break. But WHY is the log moving?

  174. I wonder where Frank went, he was supposed to meet me here an hour ago.

  175. If I don’t move then it can’t see me!

  176. stud master flexs // June 26, 2016 at 6:13 pm // Reply

    forger in real life.

  177. Uhhh….nope. Don’t see a single alligator around here anywhere!

  178. koopa_troopa // June 25, 2016 at 1:43 pm // Reply

    alligator: You better get off my back before I go boogyboo!

  179. That’s no log…It’s a predator.

  180. [MG] FANBOI // June 24, 2016 at 7:28 pm // Reply

    “Oh, what a lovely rock.” CHOMP!

  181. joshinator4000 // June 21, 2016 at 8:49 pm // Reply

    I found a new log but, what kind of tree?

  182. Ahh! The enjoyment of the Alligator Express… Oh wait what?

  183. SUP IM TODD // June 15, 2016 at 11:42 am // Reply

    What a lovely log to sunbathe on!

  184. Oh my! A talking rock!

  185. Hey guys look at this great island, CHOMP

  186. dumplings // June 6, 2016 at 6:35 pm // Reply

    he guys, check out my new car. I got it for free. guys?

  187. DOUBLEDUBS // June 4, 2016 at 6:50 pm // Reply

    Hey crok i’ll buy you lunch

  188. BigFootHunter101 // June 3, 2016 at 6:25 pm // Reply

    Stork “I’m glad i am at peace with alligators” Allagator thinks “I’m REALLY hungry” CHOMP “Well, not anymore” moral of the pic, Never sit on gators. By BigFootHunter101

  189. dallas cowboy // June 3, 2016 at 3:59 pm // Reply

    why is this rock moving?

  190. ItzaBonk3rs9 // June 3, 2016 at 9:58 am // Reply

    Alligator: If you don’t get off in 5 seconds, I will eat you like a frog eating a fly on the wall.

  191. Glad I caught the alligator express.

  192. Just keep swimmin’, just keep swimmin’.

  193. beware aligator, I may eat you!

  194. Anonymous // June 1, 2016 at 5:21 pm // Reply

    hmm.. weird log. I guess I’ll just sit on it.
    “SNAP!”
    Mommy, were did da bird go?

  195. ???????????? // May 31, 2016 at 11:31 pm // Reply

    Wait why is this log moving aganst the currant.

  196. thisissparta // May 30, 2016 at 4:56 pm // Reply

    Jerry is on here, I look away, hear a splash, and then he is gone. what happened?

  197. winterArtist // May 28, 2016 at 5:33 pm // Reply

    Bird, if you poop on me, you’ll become dinner.

  198. 1234567654321 // May 28, 2016 at 12:50 pm // Reply

    hmmmmmm? odd log

  199. Maybe he won’t see me here.

  200. King of Black Cobra Dragons // May 26, 2016 at 7:56 pm // Reply

    Ah, what a lovely ride.

  201. Gee, I really need to go on a diet now. I feel like I weigh a ton.

  202. squishy rock // May 25, 2016 at 2:39 pm // Reply

    HMMMMMM.I wonder why this rock is so squishy.

  203. C’mon honey, it’s perfectly safe!

  204. I’m sure mister bird here doesn’t mind if I take one little bite…

  205. Bird: Is it just me, or is this log just a little bit squishy?

  206. Peanutbutter cracker // May 23, 2016 at 10:18 pm // Reply

    The perfect place to make my nest

  207. Minecraftenderman // May 22, 2016 at 4:11 pm // Reply

    Bob, I don’t think you want to rest on that log…

  208. I think lunch is waiting on top of me

  209. Frank the Tank // May 19, 2016 at 3:17 pm // Reply

    Bird: What a great fishing spot.

    Alligator: Glad those cheap laser eye surgery locations keep popping up. I’ve gained 10 pounds.

  210. Striker in SC // May 17, 2016 at 4:07 pm // Reply

    Safe at last…

  211. awesomesquad // May 13, 2016 at 11:33 am // Reply

    don’t mind me just hiching a ride

  212. bscsssvvs // May 12, 2016 at 2:07 pm // Reply

    Gee… what a squishy log!

  213. Bilbo Baggins // May 9, 2016 at 6:23 pm // Reply

    Just a tiny bit farther, and I’ve got him!

  214. willybilly // May 9, 2016 at 3:53 pm // Reply

    Now…I’m hungry for lunch!

  215. eyeofhorusbart // May 9, 2016 at 8:19 am // Reply

    wait. . . havent i seen this fairy tale before?

  216. Orioles789 // May 7, 2016 at 11:17 am // Reply

    Why does this rock keep snapping it’s jaws at me?

  217. How could a rock move?

  218. awesomeness // May 5, 2016 at 11:32 am // Reply

    Scaly but, it’ll do.

  219. Puginpajamas // May 3, 2016 at 10:03 pm // Reply

    i wonder were my croc went??????

  220. Mr. Awesome // May 3, 2016 at 11:04 am // Reply

    Hey bird, my back is falling in the water, why don’t you climb on my snout?

  221. TaeKwonDoKid // May 1, 2016 at 8:42 pm // Reply

    Nothing suspicious here.
    Noooothing at allllll.

  222. Look, Mommy! No hands!

  223. fly fly as fast as you can you won’t catch me i’m the pelican

  224. Fluffyburro // April 30, 2016 at 12:40 pm // Reply

    Ummmm driver? I believe I asked to go that-away.

  225. First the everglades then the…where are you son?

  226. motionpicture // April 28, 2016 at 6:19 pm // Reply

    How can such a giant rock move?

  227. Beardy 3.0 // April 28, 2016 at 4:34 pm // Reply

    Wait for it… wait for it…

  228. EnderCraft05 // April 28, 2016 at 10:58 am // Reply

    Wonder why this rock is moving? I guess I’m imagining it.-Crane
    Don’t move. Don’t move.-Alligator

  229. Marco!

  230. Newest invention… moving rock.

  231. Dilophisaurus777 // April 27, 2016 at 7:31 pm // Reply

    Luke, you are my dinner!

  232. elephantdude36 // April 27, 2016 at 5:32 pm // Reply

    Who wants an alligator-back ride!

  233. Oh great it’s the classic alligator log joke.. Ha Ha…

  234. Boy's life reader // April 27, 2016 at 3:05 pm // Reply

    I found a great little island!

  235. I distinctly remember being over THERE when I got on this rock.

  236. #coolbeans // April 25, 2016 at 7:04 pm // Reply

    Weird. I don’t remember ordering dinner at “Pete’s birds”. Well, the best is the best! Also, I’m really hungry…

  237. ComputerBoy // April 25, 2016 at 6:11 pm // Reply

    Son what did I say about teasing Mr. Gator!!

  238. Taco man32324 // April 25, 2016 at 2:20 pm // Reply

    Huh. This rock seems to moving without a tide. Am I magic?

  239. hey bus driver tack me to sesame streat I’m late for work

  240. Why is this rock moving?

  241. I wonder where that alligator went?

  242. I r-egret giving free rides.

  243. Little Bigboy 3 // April 23, 2016 at 2:49 pm // Reply

    Why is this log moving?

  244. your finished.uh with your journey.[NOT!]

  245. my own water taxi!

  246. D Red Baron // April 15, 2016 at 5:44 pm // Reply

    Be one with the log. Be one with the log… ‘SNAP’ Got eem!!!

  247. Luke:Why did batman run across the street then run back.Sean:I don’t know why? Luke:it was a rerun!

  248. Like my new friend? He takes me where I want to go and eats the bullies!

  249. Delivery Boy // April 12, 2016 at 12:27 am // Reply

    It’s sleeping, don’t worry!… wait, did it just blink?

  250. Just act natural…

  251. On the banks of the nile. Beware, THE CRANE.

  252. RedBirdLego // April 10, 2016 at 9:17 am // Reply

    Now, I was promised a trip to heaven…

  253. Wait for it…wait for it…wait for it…SNAP! Hello lunch!

  254. Tanks for letting me burrow your back bro!

  255. Rainbow hobo // April 8, 2016 at 6:44 pm // Reply

    Bird:wow this is comfy,I’ll tell ALL my friends:)
    Alligator:yes!!!!!!!!!;)

  256. Peanut butter cracker // April 6, 2016 at 9:40 pm // Reply

    Something about this log looks suspicious, well it won’t eat me for sure.

  257. There’s something in the water!

  258. LAND HHOOOO!

  259. Mangle5520 // April 5, 2016 at 10:40 am // Reply

    My neck is too short to eat that bird. Oh, well, maybe it was all part of his master plan anyways…

  260. After Dusk // April 4, 2016 at 11:01 pm // Reply

    You know, I ordered a pizza with anchovies. Does Pizza Hut give free appetizers now?

  261. This is a comfy door mat. But where’s the door?

  262. Fish Out Of Water YT // April 4, 2016 at 7:52 pm // Reply

    Aghhhh, This back massage is great!

  263. hockeyfreak1028 // April 4, 2016 at 4:13 pm // Reply

    why is this rock moving.

  264. Hm, this log is moving.

  265. (Bird speaking) Hmm… this rock feels really weird.

  266. persondude213 // April 3, 2016 at 11:06 pm // Reply

    That crocodile will never find me here.

  267. What?Looks like solid ground to me- hey,why is it moving?HELP!!!

  268. AllSportsDino // April 2, 2016 at 12:50 pm // Reply

    Bird: Now where did that Alligator go?

    Alligator: Seriously??

  269. MMM, Gatorade! little does he know me is predator.

  270. Australianty // April 2, 2016 at 12:47 am // Reply

    its a love- eat relationship

  271. GQfatherandson // April 1, 2016 at 11:11 am // Reply

    I’ve got my eye on you!

  272. blueorangeyellow // April 1, 2016 at 8:07 am // Reply

    stay still… NOOOOOO!!!! why did you fly awaaaaay??????

  273. Posiedon333 // March 31, 2016 at 8:12 pm // Reply

    I wonder if there’s something to eat at the other side of this island…

  274. EliteGamer576 // March 31, 2016 at 7:02 pm // Reply

    Am I dreaming? Is my luck this great?

  275. EliteGamer576 // March 31, 2016 at 7:01 pm // Reply

    Mom always said to wait for your food. I didn’t think it would happen this fast!

  276. Seriously, have I become that old that my lunch just comes and sits on my head and I can’t eat it?

  277. Best taxi EVER!!!

  278. SpartanGuitar // March 31, 2016 at 10:30 am // Reply

    I claim this rock in the name of Birdland!

  279. ahh this is cozy. im going to make a nest hear. hey what about me? im hungry. guuuuuuuuulp

  280. dun dun dun

  281. Bird:I’m gonna stand here LIKE A BOSS

  282. Okay… Just stay there…

  283. Alligator- “Just ignore him and MAYBE he’ll go away.”

    Bird-“I’ve got a baaad feelin’ about this.”

  284. “What a nice rock wait a minute.
    Let’s pretend this never happened.”

  285. meet my friend…THE PREDATOR!!!!!!!

  286. I found a new log guys! Wait a minute…

  287. Hmmm… how do I get this bird off me?

  288. this bird is soon going to be lunch

  289. Pinchmequick2006 // March 30, 2016 at 3:09 pm // Reply

    Thanks for the ride. I’m starving. Say, what’s for dinner?

  290. KnightHawkSwag // March 30, 2016 at 9:07 am // Reply

    I feel like there’s a Karate Kid reference in here, somewhere…

  291. Sure the ride’s not cheep, but he said it comes with lunch…

  292. OldMcdonald // March 29, 2016 at 8:01 pm // Reply

    Uh-oh where’s mom and dad they were on this nice boat with me I better find them.

  293. Just keep swimming.

  294. Back massage, AND free lunch!

  295. minecraftSteve // March 29, 2016 at 6:27 pm // Reply

    I think my car broke down.

  296. this log look looks funny…. WAIT WHAT?

  297. JJ the Jet // March 29, 2016 at 5:25 pm // Reply

    A litte more to the left.

  298. Alligator: You have woken me from my nap. You will pay the consequences.

  299. Luigiscout // March 29, 2016 at 4:21 pm // Reply

    This is some scaly rock but something’s missing.

  300. cdwerner218 // March 29, 2016 at 3:54 pm // Reply

    Hey guys I’m a log expert this is a… Oh wait this isn’t a log!!

  301. Agent Washington // March 29, 2016 at 1:08 pm // Reply

    There is always a catch with these Florida cruises!

  302. Shockotaco // March 29, 2016 at 6:14 am // Reply

    What a wonderful day we’re having.

  303. mr.reptile,can you ring me to the beach?

  304. Just doing my thing. On an alligator.

  305. Hey, where did Bird-brain go?

  306. Now Where Did I Put My Lunch?Hmmmm….

  307. Eddie The Eagle // March 28, 2016 at 3:39 pm // Reply

    Check out my boats new alligator wrap!!

  308. Old Gummer 89 // March 28, 2016 at 3:32 pm // Reply

    “I don’t trust those new fan-dangled moving rocks”

  309. say goodbye…….

  310. Flappy Bird // March 28, 2016 at 2:41 pm // Reply

    Forward unto darkness!

  311. alexrider23 // March 28, 2016 at 11:05 am // Reply

    Quick, while he’s no looking… eat him!!!!

  312. the supergoist // March 28, 2016 at 10:50 am // Reply

    Why is the island moving?

  313. the supergoist // March 28, 2016 at 10:50 am // Reply

    Why is the island moving???

  314. moose.lover // March 28, 2016 at 9:43 am // Reply

    Join the Homeless Heron Awareness club

  315. BillyJoeBob // March 28, 2016 at 7:07 am // Reply

    This boat is a little bit scaly…

  316. This is the only dry land in this lake. I was desperate!

  317. Pedro lover/his#onefan // March 27, 2016 at 9:16 pm // Reply

    “Just a rock, yeah just a rock”

  318. DO I have any food on me?-bobbobbob

  319. Twenty-one parrots // March 27, 2016 at 7:29 pm // Reply

    Time for my victory dance!!!

  320. Twenty-one parrots // March 27, 2016 at 7:24 pm // Reply

    Take one more step and you’re dead meat

  321. hey cap croc how much longer till we reach florida

  322. Southern Gatah Boat

  323. well, it’s not really the usual bird that drops in.

  324. where did my lunch go

  325. StormtrooperGirl // March 27, 2016 at 1:10 pm // Reply

    Be one with the crocodile.

  326. Dude Perfect // March 27, 2016 at 11:54 am // Reply

    I have tamed this croc! its safe to come now!

  327. king dedede // March 26, 2016 at 11:56 pm // Reply

    Why is this log moving?

  328. EnderGamez // March 26, 2016 at 6:04 pm // Reply

    hey look at my crocs

  329. bluedragon // March 26, 2016 at 4:32 pm // Reply

    one more second…

  330. cheetahboy95 // March 26, 2016 at 3:28 pm // Reply

    Hello. My name is Birdito Montoya. You drowned my father. Prepare to die!

  331. the Hurricane // March 26, 2016 at 3:24 pm // Reply

    The croc is out to sea

  332. a new ride at disney world

  333. why are people staring at me?

  334. I smell something fowl!

  335. I have an itch can you get it for me?

  336. brochatcho4567wassup // March 25, 2016 at 9:57 pm // Reply

    hurry up im not getting any younger

  337. MST3KLover // March 25, 2016 at 8:26 pm // Reply

    What a wonderful view, wait what am i sitting on

  338. meow

  339. i will just sit on that, what ?! alligator !

  340. Mouseman2005 // March 25, 2016 at 4:30 pm // Reply

    (Hid’n seek) Why can’t I find you?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  341. Squirrely822 // March 25, 2016 at 4:26 pm // Reply

    Onward! To the ocean!

  342. MrMctoasty // March 25, 2016 at 1:32 pm // Reply

    *Fhew* no alligator in sight!

  343. The Great Egret // March 25, 2016 at 12:09 pm // Reply

    Bob! That is not a rock! Noooooooooo!!!

  344. aren’t you gonna eat me?

  345. Taking the express ride home.

  346. Hey, Joey! Check out this cool rock!

  347. Ahh, I love the water taxis around here…

  348. 284boyscout // March 25, 2016 at 7:10 am // Reply

    These Uber rides keep getting weirder and weirder…

  349. billy the 3rd // March 25, 2016 at 3:09 am // Reply

    that’s gonna have a happy ending… for the alligator.

  350. wait… that not a rock. FLY AWAY! FLY AWAY!

  351. Oh, you’re asking whats going on? A crocodile ferrying a stork that could fly!!

  352. it is such a good view from up here, I can see all the trees.

  353. DaWaffelMaker // March 24, 2016 at 8:02 pm // Reply

    watz diz under my feet? a rock?

  354. how nice of this handy log to give me a piggy-back ride!

  355. Wolfman2704 // March 24, 2016 at 7:42 pm // Reply

    Little did the bird know he was walking right into a “Titanic” situation.

  356. Yo bird, I need to get to Jamba Juice in 15 minutes. Get outta here.

  357. I love food. Especially when it gets delivered right to me.

  358. Good… the bird suspects nothing.

  359. Yes! Mommy no fast food this time. I can get healthier!

  360. This is almost better than sailing the Titanic!

  361. Hey, this log seems to move a bit…

  362. MiniMeMarine // March 24, 2016 at 1:43 pm // Reply

    Next stop the swamp.

  363. ThePeanut Gallery // March 24, 2016 at 1:39 pm // Reply

    Move along, move along, nothing odd here.

  364. the blonde bomber // March 24, 2016 at 12:26 pm // Reply

    when did this rock show up?

  365. I’m definitely not behind your back

  366. Shockotaco // March 24, 2016 at 7:53 am // Reply

    I’m taking the ferry today.

  367. Crocodile:yay my camo suit works

  368. Darth crocodile // March 23, 2016 at 7:31 pm // Reply

    Take me across the lake please,or even better,Disneyland.Oh,and make sure it is Disneyland Florida.

  369. BoyScout101 // March 23, 2016 at 7:13 pm // Reply

    Do I really look like driftwood?

  370. CaptainClimax // March 23, 2016 at 6:27 pm // Reply

    This is a very comfy rock. Wait… Did it just move?

  371. Hey Phil… you okay up there?

  372. 00BLACKHAWK // March 23, 2016 at 4:41 pm // Reply

    Faster!!!!

  373. minecraftplayer9001 // March 23, 2016 at 4:36 pm // Reply

    what? never seen a living toothbrush? why do you care if I keep my tooth brush on my back?!

  374. pancakes2435 // March 23, 2016 at 4:23 pm // Reply

    GET OF OR YOU WILL END UP LIKE JOSIE.

  375. pancakes2435 // March 23, 2016 at 4:21 pm // Reply

    Get of my head or you’ll die

  376. Almost Normal // March 23, 2016 at 4:16 pm // Reply

    A water Über driver? No way!

  377. Money man 47 // March 23, 2016 at 2:23 pm // Reply

    Private boat on the bay, ahhh. WAIT, wheres john!

  378. Cheezit101 // March 23, 2016 at 2:21 pm // Reply

    As the bird lands on the alligator, the alligator is carefully considering his next move.

  379. the uss croc is leaveing

  380. Oh yeah… I’m loving this massage.

  381. Baseballboyscout // March 23, 2016 at 6:13 am // Reply

    Whatcha doing under there?

  382. I will escape the predator to earn millions

  383. Why do I have food riding me???!!!

  384. If I wait still enough I wont get eaten

  385. skywalker0003 // March 22, 2016 at 9:40 pm // Reply

    Nature’s “bird boats”.

  386. skywalker0003 // March 22, 2016 at 9:38 pm // Reply

    Thanks for the “gator-back ride”!

  387. 120waffles // March 22, 2016 at 9:20 pm // Reply

    Waiting until he notices…..element of surprise.

  388. Where’s the island? I payed 10 fish and all I got is this mound of dirt!

  389. Alligator boat,come on jump on!

  390. Finally, a place to land. Wait, Why is this rock moving?

  391. why did i buy this boat??

  392. Man this log is rough and too fast moving for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  393. COWABUNGA!! SURF’S UP!!

  394. marshmallow // March 22, 2016 at 6:23 pm // Reply

    easy does it, maybe he wont notice me

  395. I hate Amazon // March 22, 2016 at 5:56 pm // Reply

    See dare complete! wait what do you mean by “don’t move”?

  396. Kai Norris // March 22, 2016 at 5:41 pm // Reply

    Ok, Plan B. It’s on my back! Jump and snap!

  397. Check out my new ride.

  398. Pickleboy9999 // March 22, 2016 at 5:17 pm // Reply

    Something on my head is as heavy as a crane!

  399. Hey cousin Croc I’m going to spend the night with you tonight

  400. King cobra // March 22, 2016 at 4:58 pm // Reply

    Crocodile:
    Mm dinner
    Stork:
    Hm I’ll keep these crocs

  401. I’m the lookout, you’re the boat.

  402. melovesmario // March 22, 2016 at 4:36 pm // Reply

    I’m standing on the Loch Ness, am I?

  403. The Sorcerer // March 22, 2016 at 3:26 pm // Reply

    See you later, alligator!

  404. Pedro Fan Club // March 22, 2016 at 3:23 pm // Reply

    Why does everyone keep saying croc? I’m not wearing any shoes.

  405. the great jimmigans // March 22, 2016 at 3:13 pm // Reply

    Hey guys look! a self eating boat!:D

  406. Croc: Water cruises on me!
    Bird: I am on you!

  407. Don’t worry, Mr. Crocodile, I’ve got your back. Wait, this is a crocodile?!

  408. cclemens101 // March 22, 2016 at 1:15 pm // Reply

    Hey Gary, thanks for giving me a ride across the nile

  409. I’ve been hunting for hours and I still can’t find anything.

  410. I wonder what time this ferry will get to Miami?

  411. boyslifeguy // March 22, 2016 at 8:24 am // Reply

    Hey, guys come aboard the buss!(no! not you ostrich!)

  412. “my feet feel scales…”

  413. CM_soccer_guy // March 22, 2016 at 7:11 am // Reply

    I have a weird feeling that this isn’t a log…….

  414. I am a friend to animals but this is ridiculous!

  415. King_Flamestorm // March 21, 2016 at 9:47 pm // Reply

    I’m sorry, sir, but you looked like a rock. I couldn’t resist.

  416. TheGhostlyEngineer757 // March 21, 2016 at 9:29 pm // Reply

    I wonder if this is breaking the law. Hitch hiking on the worst nightmare of birds, THE SUPER ALLI-CROC!!!

  417. “Is this a croc? (No response) Good, I don’t wanna get eaten. LATER: NOM NOM NOM

  418. To the left boat!

  419. This log is growling its opening it’s mouth ohhhb

  420. Crossy road stork edition!!!!!!

  421. Gross!Now my feet are muddy!

  422. Jackson H. // March 21, 2016 at 5:49 pm // Reply

    Yay! I get a free ride! Maybe it will let me pick its teeth so I can get a snack of things that got stuck in its teeth…

  423. Pedro's #1 Fan // March 21, 2016 at 5:13 pm // Reply

    How did the bird cross the river?
    It rode on an alligator!

  424. “I caught the alligator express!”

  425. foodnomnom // March 21, 2016 at 4:21 pm // Reply

    It’s an edible back scratcher! ;o

  426. why are you lokking at me like this its just a rock

  427. _CyborgMiner_ // March 21, 2016 at 4:05 pm // Reply

    Ma! I’m perfectly safe!

  428. BlakeIsAwesome // March 21, 2016 at 3:59 pm // Reply

    “Anyone up for a ride?”

  429. ZillowScout // March 21, 2016 at 3:09 pm // Reply

    Closer… Closer…

  430. CharlieAndGabe // March 21, 2016 at 3:02 pm // Reply

    This doesn’t feel like a log!

  431. CharlieAndGabe // March 21, 2016 at 3:01 pm // Reply

    I call this the TITANIC!!!

  432. wierdy Berdy 101 // March 21, 2016 at 2:58 pm // Reply

    I hope this is a rock.

  433. Gronk_Rocks // March 21, 2016 at 2:38 pm // Reply

    Hey Mom, did you know that were standing on a crocodile, not a rock? Mom!? MOM!!!!

  434. Why is this rock moving?

  435. Man, where is he?! Crocodile is always the best a hide and seek.

  436. Wow look at the view all thanks to the rock I am standing on oh wait this isn’t a rock it is a gator

  437. Gerbilfish // March 21, 2016 at 7:53 am // Reply

    Sir! I am reporting that log 3571 has moved

  438. R.F.Shipman // March 21, 2016 at 5:25 am // Reply

    Hello down there!

  439. EnderbossSR-71 // March 20, 2016 at 7:46 pm // Reply

    Wait a sec… You aren’t my father.

  440. FroztedFlaikz // March 20, 2016 at 7:24 pm // Reply

    Bro… you are NOT riding my back without paying.

  441. theterminator // March 20, 2016 at 4:59 pm // Reply

    this is a very scaly log.

  442. theterminator // March 20, 2016 at 4:58 pm // Reply

    hippos at 5 o’clock

  443. Why do these logs move?

  444. Hawkbrillant101 // March 20, 2016 at 2:56 pm // Reply

    So, pop, I was adopted!

  445. Xtracheeseplease // March 20, 2016 at 10:38 am // Reply

    At least it’s not a croc

  446. $20 please. Thank you for riding with croc-o-fly

  447. I was taking a break on a drifting log,then it ATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

  448. Fishman: hey man why you just lying there like a bump on a log. Sorry like a gator on the water

  449. djkj873nvrguy // March 19, 2016 at 6:25 pm // Reply

    “surfing is fun!!!!!!”

  450. Xavieralltheway // March 19, 2016 at 1:46 pm // Reply

    Good but lumpy?

  451. Really? It’s not April Fools day, Chicken!

  452. flame_always // March 19, 2016 at 8:59 am // Reply

    all aboard the croc

  453. snazzybowtie // March 19, 2016 at 5:30 am // Reply

    Heh, like totally i hitched a ride, mom! i don”t know what or who but it works!

  454. We’re did that bird go

  455. That’s no log… that’s an alligator!

  456. I hate it when the subway is under reconstruction.

  457. father&son // March 18, 2016 at 2:05 pm // Reply

    Don’t look down, or suffer the consequences.

  458. Wow this is a interesting passenger!! But sooooo pretty!

  459. Like crossy road in real 😜

  460. BoysLifeBalooza // March 17, 2016 at 7:39 pm // Reply

    Like my new shoes? I call them Crocs.

  461. At least i’m not standing on his head

  462. Instant battleship!

  463. Fishguy1012 // March 17, 2016 at 5:39 pm // Reply

    This the worst back rub you can get on this side of the Nile

  464. gator:i’m a log i’m a log. bird:this is one wierd log.

  465. LOLYOUFELLOUTTACANOE // March 17, 2016 at 3:01 pm // Reply

    Because canoes are for amateurs.

  466. Wait for it, Wait for it…

  467. Hi croc… wait. Crocodile!

  468. DarthExecutor99 // March 16, 2016 at 10:09 pm // Reply

    What is the fare, sir?

  469. This rock feels strange

  470. Deerhunter0012 // March 16, 2016 at 4:11 pm // Reply

    Aye crikey! This aint a rock!

  471. smartysocks21 // March 16, 2016 at 3:19 pm // Reply

    At least I woke up on the right side of the crocodile… the other side might hurt.

  472. I am not a log. Leave me alone.

  473. Welcome to the Alligator Express!

  474. A nice smooth bump or is it!?

  475. BobTheBuilder // March 15, 2016 at 7:56 pm // Reply

    Does anyone see my Alligator?

  476. Looks like the croc is done for

  477. I asked him to scratch my back… Not stand there!!!

  478. Moms Cub Scout // March 15, 2016 at 6:00 pm // Reply

    And my friends said “I couldn’t cross the river without flying!”

  479. snoop dawg // March 15, 2016 at 4:52 pm // Reply

    i always get uncomfortable around Uber Drivers

  480. Superrobot // March 15, 2016 at 4:08 pm // Reply

    Hmmm…I like this log so much I will make a nest!

  481. I was feeling a little lightheaded so I got some Gaitor Aid!

  482. Bilbo Baggins // March 15, 2016 at 12:07 pm // Reply

    This is no log it is an alligator!

  483. Trishy Trish // March 15, 2016 at 11:51 am // Reply

    Uber-gator

  484. “Florida Everglades debuts it’s new RideShare program”

  485. Now that I’ve captured this gator and have grasped him firmly in my talons, I will fly him back to my nest to feed my young!!

  486. I feel the earth – move – under my feet….

    Cue the old Carole King music

  487. ALL ABOARD! The Alligator cruises starts now!

  488. You watch the front. I’ll take the rear!

  489. This is when birds go crazy.

  490. George, I said I wanted an alligator bag…

  491. Wait, Why is this log moving!!??

  492. Handsome Eddie // March 13, 2016 at 8:55 pm // Reply

    Bird: This is my brother, Harry!
    Friend: How do you know he’s even related to you?

  493. The water’s rough today.

  494. I also do shiatsu massages.

  495. Thanks for the free ride!

  496. man! logs sure are spiky these days!

  497. Me likey! Free delivery I didn’t even have to order

  498. Hmmm, why is this log moving?

  499. NAPSTABLOOK03 // March 11, 2016 at 9:37 pm // Reply

    What a nice- OH MY GOSH THAT’S NOT AN ISLAND!!!

  500. “Whaaat”! “Dang nabbit” “They don’t let you do nothing here”.

  501. “I wonder if I was supposed to make a right at that 2nd cloud”.

  502. BigfootHunter101 // March 11, 2016 at 4:08 pm // Reply

    Crane: “i am using the force to pull up you alligator” Alligator:”yeah right,you just want a ride,gimme five buck if you wanna go to the everglades”

  503. wait this isn’t a log no wait it is never mind

  504. WOW! Look! Jaws is very exiting!

  505. never smile at a crocodile, but it is fine to stand on one.

  506. I always wanted a alligator raft!!!

  507. Does it seem like this island is moving?

  508. wait this isn’t a log

  509. Turtlesareawesome // March 10, 2016 at 10:59 am // Reply

    grandma! What big teeth you have!

  510. Turtlesareawesome // March 10, 2016 at 10:56 am // Reply

    This rock looks kinda funny

  511. STEVE!!!STEVE WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!Please don’t have been eaten by the croc…

  512. legoman 48 // March 9, 2016 at 9:43 pm // Reply

    Good thing I’m light as a feather!

  513. What Alligator? // March 9, 2016 at 6:15 pm // Reply

    Wow, This is a really good log to stand on while I keep a lookout for dangerous Alligators.

  514. Off to China, folks!

  515. samgamgee2001 // March 9, 2016 at 4:23 pm // Reply

    What’s a log out here doing in a pond like this?

  516. Don’t move a muscle

  517. Hey there hunting buddies!

  518. Narwhal3600 // March 8, 2016 at 11:45 pm // Reply

    I’m a boat, a very scaly one.

  519. Winston_Churchill // March 8, 2016 at 8:17 pm // Reply

    I must say, this this is quite a rough and unusually sturdy log…

  520. Hey jimmy I think the sharks gone now!

  521. Don’t worry Croc, I got your back.

  522. Hey Carl, do you think he’s sleeping?

  523. I thought this was a moving walkway!

  524. When should I down periscope?

  525. Sister Scout 345 troop // March 8, 2016 at 3:19 pm // Reply

    I better not talk or i’ll spook him.

  526. Maybe he won’t notice me…..

  527. Can you drop me off at the corner of Canal and River Road please

  528. No where did that Alligator go, I could have sworn he was in this area?

  529. Hey Al! Your going the wrong way!

  530. Dragonflame // March 8, 2016 at 11:27 am // Reply

    yum…. I love it when lunch just lands on my back

  531. Up a little higher. Its right around my shoulders.

  532. Wait for it. Wait for it. NOW!

  533. Could you move a little faster? I really need to get to that island.

  534. #SpottedZebra // March 7, 2016 at 7:59 pm // Reply

    Is it just me, or is this island moving?

  535. Sister Scout 345 troop // March 7, 2016 at 7:42 pm // Reply

    Maybe If I stay still long enough it will just fly into my mouth.

  536. a different story of the ginger bread man

  537. Anything to avoid TSA security lines.

  538. The letter told me to go here for lunch

  539. If this bird poops on me, I am SO going to eat it.

  540. YOU CANT CATCH ME, IM THE DUCKY BREAD MAN!!!

  541. Frivolous Capernicus // March 7, 2016 at 11:49 am // Reply

    Up a little, right, ah that’s the spot.

  542. I’m a alligator massager. I only charge a bill.

  543. the_fiery_phoenix // March 7, 2016 at 6:14 am // Reply

    I can’t find any food, I can’t find my home, and now my wing is sore and I’m stuck on this rock. Next thing you know, I’ll get eaten by an alligator!

  544. Whew! Thanks boat, I’m safe from any alligators.

  545. I swear Mildred was just sitting at the other end of this log.

  546. this is one odd log

  547. Crane picks up gator for lunch

  548. Nice rock

  549. Seems like a clear lake with not a crocodile in sight. Just all these weird logs.

  550. WATCHOUTBIRD // March 6, 2016 at 2:06 pm // Reply

    He won’t even see it coming, heh heh.

  551. This is quiet…. Too quiet…

  552. IAmAStarScout // March 6, 2016 at 2:04 pm // Reply

    Mom! Get the camera!

  553. commenter27 // March 6, 2016 at 2:03 pm // Reply

    Hey, why is this log moving…

  554. Ok I’m on his back! You owe me $20 Harold!

  555. LAND HO!!!

  556. Me Writer 265 // March 6, 2016 at 11:19 am // Reply

    It’s like the gingerbread man all over again, but with less carbohydrates.

  557. I’m stuck on this log with no paddle! Help! Oh, wait, I can fly

  558. Next Stop Please!

  559. Minecrafter // March 6, 2016 at 9:54 am // Reply

    Is this a rock?

  560. Mario kart seven productions // March 6, 2016 at 9:12 am // Reply

    I am not as smart as deer mouse but i can fool this guy…umm?

  561. Bird: Finally, a free mobile home!
    Alligator: Google, how to get bird off an alligator’s back?
    Google: (No answer)

  562. happyscout // March 6, 2016 at 7:44 am // Reply

    I eat alligators for breakfast

  563. Black_Jacket1 // March 5, 2016 at 9:41 pm // Reply

    Wait for it….Wait for it… Keep waiting for it… Wait for it…

  564. PurplePanther // March 5, 2016 at 6:38 pm // Reply

    I don’t think the gators can get me on this log.

  565. happyscout // March 5, 2016 at 6:16 pm // Reply

    I’ll be a lookout!

  566. DRAGON BOSS707 // March 5, 2016 at 6:05 pm // Reply

    Should we tell him?

  567. doctor degree // March 5, 2016 at 5:25 pm // Reply

    next stop; the everglades

  568. gamerking460 // March 5, 2016 at 4:50 pm // Reply

    YOU CANT SEE ME

  569. I didn’t sign up for a dinner cruise!

  570. This is a lumpy rock!

  571. Stealth, I AM STEALTH!

  572. awesome101 // March 5, 2016 at 2:19 pm // Reply

    the key is to be stealthy.

  573. The Ministrator // March 5, 2016 at 10:56 am // Reply

    It is getting very deep… you should go on my head!

  574. Bob the Builder // March 5, 2016 at 10:37 am // Reply

    WOW!!! Don’t even have to tire out my wings!!!

  575. …and while your back there,I have an itch in my right shoulder…

  576. Why is my island moving?

  577. Alligator: I so regret becoming a vegetarian

  578. Quest hunter // March 4, 2016 at 8:21 pm // Reply

    Great! Free lunch!

  579. If I sit on the back I won’t get eaten right? right???????

  580. Oh no! This is not a boat, its a predator!

  581. 610 scouter // March 4, 2016 at 4:50 pm // Reply

    Get off my back!

  582. awesome-natoir // March 4, 2016 at 3:25 pm // Reply

    Feel the Force. Be a log.

  583. Army General // March 4, 2016 at 2:59 pm // Reply

    Hmm… I can’t find the usual pond guard…

  584. I hope this crane is large enough to move the boulder daming the creek.

  585. I don’t see anyone coming yet.

  586. #ALLIGATOR #EATS #HERON# // March 4, 2016 at 12:43 pm // Reply

    FREE BOAT RIDE,GET YOU FREE BOAT RIDE. 3$

  587. I am a log…I am a log…I am a log…

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