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Can we just burro – I mean, borrow your car?
He got nothing
Have any Tumbleweed Tacos?
Wait, he’s got bread? Guys, he’s got bread!
pedro, are you in that car? I need alfalfa milkshake.
Give us all your money!
Beep beep!!
Hi, my name is hitch. His is hiker. Can we have a ride? We’ve been trotting for hours!
Hello? I’d like a burger with extra cheese, and no tomato. . .
Qick get the money!
Please do you give me a carpool
let me in the back or else i will arrest you. i am the powerful burro.
Mom I found Aunt Carol! She’s back!
sir, your under arrest
Hi I would like a cheeseburger & fries
“Hello, Sir. How can we help you?”
Paparazzi!!!!!!
Is this the Mobile Mcdonalds?
Y’all got any cornbread we can borrow?
hands up! this is a robbery.
get out. now. we are the HIA (Horse Intelligence Agency)
Ha ha!!We have your snacks now!!!!!!!!!
Humans:Hey hey i’m not a movie star.
Burros:Well to bad we don’t care.
Give us all your food! This is a holdup!
Ha ha very funny. Now give us are car back!
have any alfalfa milkshakes or tumbleweed tacos
Do you need your windshield washed?
LOOK he’s playing fortnite
LOOK! A giant red moving pile of hay!
alright get out i need to go to whatever store that has donkey as food so get out or i get to eat yur carrots
ur under arrest for robbing the bank
anyone home?
look! I can see myself. and a scared human
Powered by horsepower not donkey power.
you’re going to have to step out of the car, this is private property(maybe), Now give me all your non-meaty food.
Do you have any hay? Give me hay!
Could you give us a lift
Can I have a ride home please
I need a ride. Can I ride with you?
Excuse me sir,do you have wgray pupond
can we hitch hike
Stick em where we can see them.
Got any food?
welcome to mcdonlds! may i take your order?
Got some chips?
got poptarts?
Hay,can we hitch a ride?
Welcome to mule land if you’ve had any travel issues please call your nearest travel agent!
You ok? We can pull it if you want
Moose to driver:Dear god it’s Jason Bourne!
Got any spare change?
Hey! Hey Fred! I just found a mini hamburger!(Chomp) Oh darn! Stupid key chains!
ok sir may i take your order?
Hey,everyone!Dinner!!
Dudes he’s got a frosty in here!
Get your noses out of my buisness
sorry, ma’am. but we have to pull you over. why? um…let’s not talk about that.
Take a detour to your left 🚩
Please exit the vehicle. We must to check for alfalfa.
“Hey, stick ’em up. HEY! George, I think we misunderstood. This guy doesn’t have a single carrot on him.”
GGIIVVEE MMEE DDEE FFOOOODD!!!!!!!
Welcome to California! Are you bringing in any fruits? Vegetables? Burro food?
I’d like to get a burger and fries, please!
Hand over the food… and no one gets hurt!
What is UP, bro? I’m loving that new haircut Jeramy just gave you!
I think he has food FOOD FOOD FOOD
Pit stop🐐
do you know the way to the beach?
Hey, you have food in there? HEY! Come back! I need my food!!!!!!!!!
Hichhike!!!!!!!!
Excuse me have you seen a mailburro named Pedro?
Hurry! Take their happy meals!
Mine!!!!
DRIVE-THROUGH DINNER
Excuse me sir, are you aware that the speed limit is 60 mph….. I’m gonna have to fine you about 3 handfuls of alphalpha bits- it’s the law.
sir you will have to step out of the vehicle please.
hey I am a donkey and I want food daddy!
I’m going too name you two donkey kong.
Is that candy I think I smell candie
Help!
WE ARE FRIENDS OF PEDRO !!!! XDXDXD
Sorry don’t got thumbs so this is the only way to hitchhike
Excuse me sir, we need to inspect your car for any delicious potato chips.
Got anything in this car? Nope, okay.
GIve me MY FOOOOOD
give me the alfalfa
Mmmmm, this taste like cherry!
sorry for the interruption sir but do u know where the nearest farm is?
Got any coke?
do you happen to know pedro the mail burro!
We are the Burro Protection Agency. May I inspect that Magazine?
I wonder if they really think that we’re trying to steal their car.
Get out of the car!this is a robbery!
Could you spare a cup of sugar? Pedro needs it for his alfalfa milkshake.
(The donkey on the left) Hi friend! (The donkey on the right) Hello.
We are looking for Pedro. Have you seen him?
securety check
Your free to go.
I wish we had a car.Dang it!
HE HAS GUM!!!!!!!
hmm no food in here next.
We are the police. Fine: two hundred bags of sweet grass!!
Food! Food! He has food! Lots of it!
I’ll have a cheeseburger and chicken nuggets please.
Thank you for choosing-Horse car wash!
do you have any food??
I’m sorry, but we’ll have to pull over so we can inspect your car for alfalfa.
I’ll take two tumbleweed tacos,please.
You don’t sell fries? How depressing…
here’s the drive up windows
Hear you have doritos
Hi we need to get to the farm can you take us?
Anything yummy in here?
Excuse me, sir? By any chance do you have any Alfalfa Shakes on you?
yo! got any snacks for me?
Boys i found us some lunch.
Is there food in this one?
Licence and regristation please
“I’m going to need your identification, Sir.”
Yeah, two deep fried license plates please for me and my donkey friend
you are lost? so are we!
Dude, this thing is awesome. What does it do?
This is the Donkey Police. You were eating, for doing that please give us your food.
Bag of Fries? I’ll pay for em’!
Yeah, the nearest gas station is just up the road.
nice car, mind if we drive?
help. we need a ride NOW. there’s a hoard of cacti folowing us.
Can I please have a- oh, your not a drive through… 🙁
THIS IS A HOLDUP!!!!!
Taxi!!!!
Let’s see what you have in here…
We are nature’s policemen, and we have come to ask if you have a licence for this?
We need a ride
TAXIIIII
GIVE US FOOD!!
Donkey:Hi, how are u
(sniff sniff)
are those french fries
Human: No…………Maybe……..Yes……
Hit the gas betty!!!
Mmm….. tasty vynl…
can I have some hay with dat?
AHHHHHH!!! Help me the donkeys are trying to steal my McDonald’s Burger
Can we hitch a… don’t give me that look.
I like trains.
By mom by dad see you later!
YOU SHALL NOT PASS, TOURIST!
Donkey 1:GIVE US FOOOOD!!
Human 1: No
Donkey 1:Y NOT?
Human 1:Cuz u a Donkz
Donkey 1:Is that a Problem?
Human 1: Yes because you’re about to get hit by a crazy man who is driving a lawnmower down a road.
give mommy a smooch
cool
I was just wondering if you could take us to a veggie store. pretty please with a veggie on top.
I thought they would say “Neigh!” instead of “freeze!”
Donkey 1:”Who are you?”
Person 1:”Who are you?”
Person 2:”What are you?”
Donkey 2:”We are donkeys that… that… Well anyway BYE!”:)
“Hey, um, you don’t happen to have see our buddy Pedro, have you?”
Just to let u know… This is my car I left it here. (My sister every day)
How many crackers do you have?
awww. You humans are so cute
gimme yo food
sorry to bother you but you don’t happen to have some pizza…
DO YU.
GIVE ME THAT CAR OR ELSE!!!
PEDRO LOVE CAR
I don’t have a thumb… but can you lend me a ride?
Hey… can my buddies and I catch a ride?
You! Ate moose didn’t you LAST night
Are you our UBER
Humans your cute!!
I’m gonna “burrow” in this car.
lets buy this car!
Can I have have your signature Big Red.
Food for a ride!
Mam you were driving at the speed of 120 miles per hour.
Excuse me where is the nearest Mcdonalds?
I’ll have some hay to go, please.
Drive thru service
I don’t have any more Cocoa Puff’s!!!!
We need to common-deer your vehicle
Are you the pizza delivery man?
SUP GUYS!! SWEET RIDE!!
“oh deer….or wait, am i supposed to say: ‘oh donkey’…?”
Who has the keys!?
Um…This is awkward…
WHY ARE OUR NOSES STUCK????
CAUTION! Human crossing.
5 years jail at least for stealing our brother Pedro.
We know you have Pedro! Get out of the car sir!
Alright this is a hold up.
Who do you think you are coming on are turf?! Your ounishment is to give us your food!
Veggie burger to go please.
sir do you know how fast you were FOOD
Delicous
I see a boy, with snacks
THIS IS A HOLD UP!
Hey let us in!!!
Hey, is that s’mores?!
YOU SAID YOU WOULD TAKE US TO MCDONALDS!!!!
Food?… FOOD, FOOD, FOOD, FOOD!!!!
The donkeys were later arrested for assault and burrotery.
Donkey1: Bro look at her face!!!!
Donkey2: Dude ram the car then run!!!!
Donkey3:Or we could pop the tires?
horsepower coming up baby
we got the money now take the car!
deer one: you told me this was the drive through!
deer two: I thought it was…
Hey, do you know how to get to 66 from here?
Hey, You got any fries in there?
PEDRO Don’t hide those pizzas from meeee! Who cares if you were going 190!!!!
This is a robbery. Stick-em’ up!
Nom nom nom… this window need ketchup!
No I am not a driving sonic!!
can we have a lift? were to lazy
Hey boys life car we want to see are bro Pedro
“Pardon me sir, but could i see your license?”
Hello mam, do you know how fast you were going?
Hand it over you , now
No I am afraid the car is full.
Excuse us do you have anymore of them Scouts in there?
Attack!
Give us Pedro, your money, and most important, your food
Officer donkey:$500 fine for stealing Pedro 🚐🚓🚓🚓🚓
May I please have some food 🙂
Free Food!
“Picanic baskets, picanic baskets. Sir this is an unqualified picanic basket. I must have it removed immediately.” (The driver leaves) “MMMMMM! Turkey sandwich!”
sir put your hands in the air and hand us the kitkat
Hey, Where’s Pedro? Did he meet you? If so, when and where?
stop staring at me give the $ MONEY!!!!!
anyone in there? i dont.
you are going to slow
Who locked the car!
Yo Pedro, what’s up?
Excuse us, do you have any change?
Officer, I swear I didn’t do it!
Where is the pizza?
Your ticket, please?
burro 1:this car has 3900 burro-power and the only burro is you.where are the others?burro 2:its horse power and it has the power of 3900 horses.
all right Mr.know-it-all.
Hey, I heard that you had brought us a snack.
Long time no see!
my phone battery just died. do you have a charger?
MAN! The caribou got here first!
scariest…moment…ever
” Food! they have Food!”
Let me in.Please.
Lift please!
I get it! I get it! I have way to much perfume on!
We were wondering if you could help us… Do we turn right or left at the fork?
We’re here for your ballot. What do you mean which side do we represent?
Okay, admission for three kids and to adults, that’ll be 56 dollars and a hay bale
Hay guys, got any Hay?
where r da seeds !?!
No license plate number? YOURE ARESTED.
do u need a kick start
are you my mother
Get in everyone lets go to LAS VEGAS!
Please give me food, please give me food, please give me food…
Welcome to McDonald’s…..
Can I get a ride please
Hay can we hitch a ride?
You get a ticket.
Hey guys. You got anything to eat?
Hey buddy! Need a tow?
WHAT!!! NO SNACKS!!!???
do you guys have a map
Hey, we got lost back there a little. Can we get a ride?
So make a left at Deer St. Thanks for the directions
STOP! This is the mule police! You are arrested for having a red car.
We’re not the tollbooth,but we still need money!
Let me in
“Excuse me, where is the nearest restroom?”
License and registration please
Just coming to chat with the chief executive.
Got oats?
excuse me i would like to fit two of every animal in this car
love me love me
Have you seen Pedro? Do you know where he lives?
I’d like to see your driver’s license please.
We’re in the middle of nowhere. CAN YOU PLZ GIV US A LIFT TO LA??
Sir, we are the mule cops. Please show me your drivers license.
“Y’all got the WiFi password?”
you are late, it started an hour ago
ATTACK the trespassers.
“GIMME ICE CREAM! make it rocky road,please!”
Hey chuck, we ordered pizza. where is it?
i an way to hungry. this isn’t even good
This is a robbery! every one in the car stop!
there is no tech in our world so thanks
come on, we need to get to Texes tommowr
Catching some hairs?
Sir? Were you aware that you were speeding?
Calm down miss, we are the police.Please show us your drivers license.
We’ll save you Pedro!
Look just give us the money and we’ll go no big deal
This would be a whole lot easier if we had thumbs.
DRIVE! DRIVE!
Why are you screaming were just the burro police department.
excuse me, do you know ware pedro is?
HEY! Get outta here! Shoo!
vote for pedro!
Where’s. our food
Hey can I drive.
No I am going to first…
may we burro your car?
speeding ticket!
You have been arrest by the federal government, of donkeys so hand over your alfalfa…
Yes pass it over
Move it. Burro your head somewhere else!
hello!
Where is the food? We were told there would be some.
“License and registration please”
Hand over the dough or we shoot.
Can we hitchhike with you guys?
I crazy or are there to Pedro’s sticking their heads into my window?!?
WOW!I got a dogfish not a catfish.
Licence and registration please?
Pay your toll or else
Pedro, are you in there?
STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW
Jim come here! They have Starbucks!
We are the famous donkey bandits! Give me your food!
LET ME SEE YOUR ID OR YOU WILL BE THROWN IN THE ZOO
Hey, could we burro a tissue?
This is the police. We got word you had some alfalfa. Let us in and you’ll be fine.
can we have a ride please?
hey let me and my friends in to.you can’t leave your own people out. Were going to die!
I wold like too order a burger and fries. What do you mean this is not a burger place?
Halt! This is the animal police! We heard that you have food!
Excuse me, do you have directions to the next alfalfa field?
You are under arrest. i hear you have been keeping photos of camels…
1st Moose: Can I get some peanuts and Dr. Pepper?
2nd Moose: Same here!
Hang on, I think I smell Cheetos.
Sir, were goona hve to ask you to step out of the vehicle and give us all your food.
Ma’am we just have to search your car… Mostly for Meme boxes.
Hi, can I get a double cheeseburger with a large fries and drink?
I am going to need to search your car. Mostly search your picnic baskets. We’re looking for goodies.
And I’ll need to see your license sir…
“Wait, you’re not the police!”
“You don’t believe me? I have my badge to prove it!
Excuse me, sir. You were going twenty miles over the speed limit.
“I think my girlfriend is in the back of your car”.
Can I come to L.A with you?
food
I hear you guys have Doritos.
Excuse me…
My husband here got us lost and I was wondering if you could give us directions to Donkey World?
Give us all your money!!!!
That moment when a burro hijacks your car
Do you have any idea how fast you were going. This is a donkey crossing zone
OH no! its the burros! quick Jeremy, give them our alfalfa!
Excuse me sir. Have you seen an I-Phone 6 anywhere back there?
Listen, mate. I told you this was the wrong car! The cheese ain’t here!
Goat#1 (Wife): Will you just grab the keys!
Goat#2 (Husband): My hooves aren’t long enough!
Goat#1: Oh great
do you have a 20
Okay lenny, I will get this side, you get the other!
Wait I didn’t call for van uber i called for car!!!!
Gee,Ted. This really is a drive in!
Excuse me miss, can I have a ride?
Give me your money
Headline: Some kind of mule thing stops travelers on their way out of Taco Bell
I’m looking for the boys life magazine, so I can read the newest issue of pedro!
HEY!!! We heard that you had some burgers for us!
We’re gonna need you to step out of the car. License, Registration and Insurance Card please.
We are looking for a burro named pedro!
im hungry
“I’d like to have your cheeseburger and cola.”
This is a robbery put all your food in the bag or we’ll eat
Boolah Boolah, where’s your moola
Excuse me, do you know where the highway is?
Do u have any burritos
Welcome to BurroDonalds, may I take your order?
I would like one cheeseburger and some small fries with some ketchup please!
Hello from the other siiiiide! Just one carrot will suffiiiiiice!
Excuse me, can we have a ride…
Gimme food!
Where is the food, huh?
Where is the nearest restroom?
Help!
Hey dude! You have any som-burros?
Quick, get in the car with the cash when nobody’s looking!
Were mugging you. Give us all of your food……or I’ll shoot.
we are the pedro police and we need to see your licence.
give us all your oats, and dont try anything funny
hands up-or is it hooves up
License and registration.
Please tell me you have food otherwise we can’t let through and we will starve
I knew we shouldn’t have brought those tumbleweed tacos!
Hold Up! There is a fee to pass. What do you got that is edible?
Hi, have you seen my friend Pedro?
I see you have Cheetos
You forgot to pay your toll! 50 carrots please.
Hey, wait a minute Pedro gets to ride and we gotta walk.
Pedro? PE-DRO!
Yo!Dem got carrots!
The chief of donkey police accuses you of speeding, and fines you for 5 hundred pretzels
hand over the snacks or we’ll call for Pedro. I mean it!
It’s moving grass!
Hey! Do I smell supreme pizza? Toll!
It’s not grass, but close enough…
do ya know where the nearest pizza place is?
give me all your french fries, i know you got them
howdy! i’m pedro i’m the mail burro over yonder at boys life.
Do you have any alfalfa smoothies?
Hand over the burrito NOW!
Sir you will have to be checked for food immediately.
All right, boys… get ready… and PUSH!
How much does a ride cost???
donkey police pull over
this is the moose highway patrol we need to see your apples and carrots please sir
Mom Pedro always gets shotgun!
I’ll have a scoop of strawberry on a cone with a drizzle of hot fudge , an ice cream sandwich, and . . . hello? Why aren’t you answering? My kids are hungry, hello?????
that will be $9.99 please
All have the fish with a side order order of grass
Dear Pedro,
Why did you and your friends block that car on the road just because you there is food in there? Is this necessary? You know that you can always go to In-N-Out or McDonalds and eat there.
Any food for the poor? We can get Pedro to sign you shirt.
John, are you in there?
In the name of the law, hand over the food!
Mommm why does Pedro get to drive?
All right, where’s the Oreos?
Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were goin’ back there?
you forgot your keys.
Wow, that’s one weird moose.
Oh you done it now! You should have not let the window down and food in the car!
Hey I’m Pedro, and I’m here to take your mail.
We have you know!give us the food!
Hi, I’m part of the Alfalfa Interviewing Service, and I want to see Pedro.
tickets please
I heard that this was the food truck!
You arn,t police donkeys
Hello, my name is Burro and i’m from the Hungry Wildlife Preservation Fund.
And, If you don’t hand over the hay, we will stampede you!
this is private property get out of the car before I get you
I want the driver’s seat, Shrek.
Hitchhiker
This is COMPLETELY my favorite way to hunt.
I wonder what this creature has for lunch?
We’re going to have to search this vehicle.
Let us in! Let us in! Not By the Metal of my roof, roof, roof! Then we’ll take away your car keys!
Then we’ll hee then we’ll haw, and we’ll holler our way in!
May we see your license, proof of insurance, and snacks?
“Dude what is your Social Security number?”
You’re under arrest by the donkey police!
Quick! grab all the snacks you can!
Hay, it’s my turn to ride in it.
halt! you were going over the speed limit!
we’ll have to confisticate your vehicle.
I’m sorry sir but the speed limit is 25. I caught you going 26.
Got any hamburgers?
Hmm… I’d say people taste like chicken mixed with bacon-a perfect taste.
Hey watch the horns watch the horns buddy. oh you asked for it now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cool car! Umm… can I give it a spin?
Wait, you’re not my uber driver!?
Hey look, this one has alfalfa in his pocket!
can we get a ride?
There anything good in there to eat, Bob?
“Hey look, a fast food stand.” “I’ll have the Chicken Mcnuggets, to go please.”
Hmm. Such yummy treats!
ooo alfalfa what does this say Doreeeeetos? I give it a shot
Can I see your drivers license?
Do you have alfalfa milkshakes?
No,no, don’t freak out! We only want your mail!
there has to be alfalfa…. i can smell it!
KENTUCKY OR BUST!!
Don, they’re ram-sacking our car!
Forget grandmas, this place is the best
oh shoot guys, I think this is the wrong car!
WHERES THE BOY’S LIFE? WE WANT TO SEE ARE CUZ PERDO!!!!!
Mam, you were speeding. We may have to arrest you
welcome to the dive in zoo! do have any food to give?
Are you going to Ohio
Mmmm, Humans! My favorite treat!
Give us all your alfalfa and nobody gets hurt.
Hmm. I wonder if I can get somewhere in this thing.
deer police humans have no right to pass
We need a ride
What is for dinner
honey get in the car
Hey look! A driveup eatery!
Where is the food,or else I’ll have to arrest you.
Hey, look, fast food.
dinnertime!
PEDRO what are you doing?!!!
PLaaay!!!!!!
Cmon I wanna ride can I have a ride
Rob the place! Hurry before they come back!
Nice food truck ya got here
We really need a ride!
Are these new police officers?
Hey, is this the drive true window?
Hand over the donkeys and nobody gets hurt!!
Pedro,Pedro I don’t know where the horse went.
HI boss! Just wanted to see if you had some alfalfa!
Holy cow… I mean mule. I didn’t know there was drive up buffet!
Peekaboo! I could really use some donuts..
Where is the next exit
“Can we please lick your car”
“Hi humans, get out of your car while us burros kiss your car”
Sorry, we have to search your car. You may be carrying stolen alfalfa.
welcome to donkeybell drive-thru. Would you like the Pedro alfalfa burrito platter.
“Hey, do you have the directions to the desert? I kinda went off course…”
Why do these things all ways happen to me?
Burro police: “I’m sorry, but you have been speeding, Pedro. You now owe us all the alfalfa milkshakes you have.”
Pedro:”WHAT?????!!!!!”
Hey Maam, how much burro-power is your car?
License and registration please.
Um, anybody got a peanut?
Taxi, taxi, I’m ready to leave the zoo! I’ll pay you ten bucks. Just let me get those antlered things for you.
Hey! Shhh!
You’ll blow our cover!
Mam, you have no park pass and the fine is 2 gallons of alfalfa
“Got any food”
I am starving.Oh,wait.Maybe he has something to eat.
You are not allowed to drive on this road. It is our road. Hand over the keys now.
This car has troff holders and a lot of hoff room!
Excuse me, we are looking for New York. Can you give us a ride?
i believe you have our car sir
Sir, you are under arrest for the withholding of alfalfa.
“I love you my dear car.” *kissing sounds*
You are fined for $70 for speeding way over your limit. If this is a joke it is not funny.
Hands off the wheel! Now, why did the burro cross the road?
Man can we have directions to mount everest
Ah we found a Wenddeys. Let me have a double cheeseburger with a large fries and a x-large Hi-c and i’ll have a cheeseburger.
Blonde Driver: I thought the sign said “VALET” parking.
Burrow: No, it said valley parking.
Can it be that this human has, FOOOOOOOOOOOD????
I really like these cherry flavored ones the best!
we have to take this to eat it please!!!###$$$%%%^^&&**(())0
Is that Taco Bell I see? Can I have some?
Next time, don’t go on our territory, or we’ll call the first order because of this.
Hitch hikers
umm… i could’nt help nodis that you wer going .5 over the speed limet we are going to have to confonscat your car
Oh, this isn’t the drive through? Well this is awkward!
Driver’s license and registration, please.
Do you have any idea how fast you were driving, ma’am?
Any donations for the donkey orphanage?
Anybody got any burritoooooooos? No? Oh really now? Don’t make me…
I’d like to see some hands in the air! You’re under arrest for not giving us Alfalfa.
hi human peoples we come in piece but we want war!
Got any mcdonald’s ?
Cops just got a new uniform
I REALY wish we had thumbs. Then we could hitchhike a LOT easier.
Um, excuse me, but do you know which way leads to the Boys’ Life magazine HQ? We want to free the burro prisoner Pedro and give the others a piece of our mind.
What are you two thinking you can’t bootleg 4 cases of alfalfa milkshakes, we are going to confiscate those.
ooooooo a boys life!
Looks like a republican, let’s see what he wants
YOU KIDNAPPED PEDRO, WE ARE HERE TO GET HIM BACK!!
We are looking for our cousin, can you direct us to Boy Scouts of America? We want to be famous to.
Soo… nice weather were having, huh?
Drop your burritos and put your hands up! Did you think you could get away from the SUPER DONKEY POEPLE!?
Return the stolen carrot to the pantry now! You shall now spend 3 YEARS IN!!!…………. HIBERNATION!!!!!!!!!!!,
Give us the money!
Sir you were street racing let me see your license, registration and proof of insurance
Oh! We’re donkeys! Why are we trying to eat this guy? There’s grass and alfalfa all around us!
You smell like prey.
double sided drive thru
TAXI! There I thought you’d never stop.
PEEKABOO!
Join us Pedro. We know you want to.
who are you? how old are you?
You are under arrest please step out of the car. P. S. Give us carrots to NOW.
hey dude. can I have your snack?
Pedro, are you there!? Nope, keep moving
drive-thru I’d like 3 alfalfa burgers.
HILARIOUSSSSS!!!!!!
Excuse us, but do have you seen a burro walking around with a purple sweater?
Gimme da stuff bub! hand it over!
Give us your food right now, you little humans!
Hi!!! We are Pedro’s cousins.
Have you seen the BOSS? Pedro is looking for him.
Would you let us burro your car to drive to the store?
“Burrow attack, Pedro hit the weel
i’ll get the keys, you hyjack the driver Pedro!
ah, goin’ to granny’s house, i see. well, i know a shortcut there and how about ya’ll take it so that i can take the actual real short cut, eat your granny, disguise myself as her, and eat ya’ll too. got that?
If only I could burro my head in that car, I’d finally get those Cheez-its!
Hey! We’re the police! Tell me, why don’t you have a license plate? Why are you unbuckled? Why are you going past the speed limit? Why are you driving out on a road in the middle of nowhere? Why won’t you let me have a sandwich?
I SMELL A BURRITO!
wheres your passport? come with us! we’ll see what the F.B.I. will think of this-the Federal Burro of Investigation.
This is an Alfalfa hijack. Put your hands up, and no Alfalfa gets hurt.
“Do you want any Alfalfa on your Burro-rito, children?”
what is your name Mr.donkey
You rode on us for centuries, why can’t we get a turn?
This is outrageous lamas trying to drive first the spit now they want to drive
HEY!!!Do you have any carrots???
We really need to go to the vet, Johnny here is sick.
OOO!!! THE NEW PEDRO COMIC
When there is someone eating chips…
Here’s your ticket!
how dare you smack me!
Halt. Where’s your license.
Where are you keeping the alfalfa! We known you have it!
Hey Jerry I heard if you go to someone’s car window they might put it on video and give us food!
Two vicious burros approach the afalfa on tires truck
Welcome to Burro town let my Burrobros escort you into our town
Dude, thanks for the cheeseburgers.
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!
Do you have any grey poupon?
Ahhh… Just can’t get enough of that new car smell.
Hello sir,this is the Federal Burro Investigators. We need you to help us find the……wait a minute your that on KFC guy :O!
THIS IS A ROBBERY! Get out of the car now!
Is that pizza I smell?
Okay, who ordered the vegetarian Bigmac? What about the large fry? Okay, thanks for stopping by at Burro’s Burgers!
HEY you kidnapped pedro! BURROS REVENGE!!!!
AHH DON’T EAT ME!
Convinced by his new friends that they were only “Burro-ing” money to buy alfalfa milkshakes, Pedro would soon be in deep trouble
Sorry, sir. Hands off the wheel. Illegal driving. Hand me your wallet, please.
who bought waterburger?
We are the burro of investigation!Stick em up!
Think of that wow
Pedros Parents: Pedro, we told you that you can’t go to the movie theater, you have letters to answer!
Umm mam’ were going to ask ask for your license and registration. You don’t have a license plate on the front of your car.
you won in hide and seek!
Excuse me? Do you know where the alfalfa patch is?
Is there room for us in there.
Is there room for us in there
“this is a holdup. Give us a carrot!
The brochure said that all tourists would get a “close look” at the native wildlife, and that’s exactly what they meant.
Sorry, but may we trouble you for some sugar? Or alfalfa?
Sir please give us the alfalfa you stole
I bet Pedro is the driver of the car
All clear! There’s no more food in here,just people.
I’m sorry we had to deliver your food to your car. Have a nice day!
“Hello strange human we are hitchhikers, can we have a ride”
I AM A BOX GIRAFFE/LION!
You know how fast you were going?
We are looking for our cousin, where is BSA?
You got the Beef?
Umm, sir? I think you have been speeding. That means…(quick, garb the alfalfa while he’s distracted)…you owe us $50.
Do you have any grey poupon?
Is this car going to Philmont, We’re looking for our cousin Pedro?
Put your hands up! You’re under arrest!
And I’d like to order-oops, wrong restaraunt
We’re running for Congress, can we count on your vote? What do you mean what party are we from? Duuuhhh!
Burro Police Force. I need to see your alfalfa. Cough it up or we burro your car.
Is that an alfalfa milkshake I smell?
Hello?
It’s me!
attack them until they surrender the alfa!!
Get in everyone! The school dance start in 5 minutes! LET’S GO!!!
There asking the driver for directions
Thanks for the alfalfa smoothie boss. Now about that day off?
Give me the alfalfa and no-one gets hurt!!!
I know you have the alfalfa
Are you sure you know how to drive a car?
Hey, can we hitch a ride? Everybody else keeps driving away.
Please step out of the vehicle
Jasper rufus and I was wonderin what kind of horse power this here vehicle gets?
License and registration please, ma’am , and also a carrot please, ma’am.
Give us Pedro right now! Or else we’ll push your car over!
We’ve got you surrounded….. GIVE US THE BURRITO
Don’t worry. I am a vegetarian .
Why are you screaming, mommy?
This is a great upgrade from our smelly stable!
burro 1: A WHOLE ENTIRE PACK OF COKE!!! That’s basically diabetes in a box!!!
burro 2: Hmmm. Some meat. Some chicken. Man these people are carnivores!!!
burro 1: I FINALLY FOUND ALFALFA!!! We can finally go to the next car!!
You have a very nice car! Can we take a look!
Excuse me. Do you know where Fred is?
You started the party without us?
Come out of the car with your hands up
Step out of the car and put your hands up
I’d like to see your drivers license mam!
Alright here’s the burger and fries would you like ranch on the side?
I’m afraid I’ll have to give you a ticket here
Order out here’s your burger and chicken nuggets.
Your parking fee will be 20 pounds of horse feed please
Who ordered the large burrito!!
!pedro is an evil mastermind! he planned this alien burro attack!
Save us humans, your our only hope to get our alfalfa back!
The burros have gone rogue. Everyone hide before they assault your car. Hurry… their coming for you next!
Don’t make me burro into your car for a snack!
wheres pedro! give us pedro!
can i take a turn?
I know you have food in there…
darn no food?I thought that they had a supply center here
This is a robbery! leave the car with the… ooh ALFALFA!
We are Pedros slaves, our master says to force you to subscribe!!
why is your car always smiling?
umm… yeah. We’d like two alfalfa takeouts, please.
yo dudes, wassup? howz it goin?
yo dudes, wassup?
Pedro! Pedro! stop stealing alfalfa!!
If you don’t give us food now, we’ll break in and get it ourselves!!!!
is that u mommy?
WHY ARE THOSE THINGS ATTACKING US?!!!???
i think i smell alfalfa?! do you smell alfalfa?! give me you’re alfalfa!!!!!!!!!!!!
license and registration please
Hey! You have any of that crunchy, flat potato stuff?!
We come in peace!
this ketchup does not taste good without the bun!!!!!!!!!!!
arrest him!
Oh, oh, I found where she keeps the carrots.
No… I want your food… No, food… FOOD!
S’cuse me.I need Carrots and Alfalfa Shakes. and your bank account. or i shoot you. now.
Hello… I would like a Big Mac- oh this isn’t Burger King?
Hello… My name is Eduardo… Oh, this isn’t McDonalds? Sorry!
I heard you had sunflower seeds… give em here, or else…
We brought your mail.
Hello, we would like to order a cheeseburger with fries, a 100-piece chicken nugget, and three chocolate milkshakes.
Pedro is now a police officer.
Attack the big moving red machine!
Well,at least it’s not a 4-legged bigfoot. Ha.
We need money.
We need money
Pull over! Here’s your ticket. Oh….……by the way,my name is Mr.4-Legged police.👺
I’m pedro! Can I have some alfalfa!?
I’m pedro! Can I have some alfalfa.
Can I have an autograph? No, give me one first!
Can I have an alfalfa sandwich, with a Pedro bobble-head?
yes, yes, I am the famous Pedro. Would you like an autograph of me?
Can have a Big Mac and some medium fries?
IS this the fast food truck? I’m really hungry.
GIVE ME ALL YOU ALFALFA!!!!
Hey guys, foods here. Can we join?
Pedro? Is that you?! I LOVE YOU!!!! Let’s kiss through the window!!!!!!!!!
have any corn?
I think we seem to have lost our Frisbee in there.
I’ll take two burgers and a large fries
Here comes a car. Have your order ready… Yum. Too much meat on them bones.
Yes Hello I would like to take all your food for myself to get fat and probably head but a truck!
Did you know you were supposed to bring the dough. Attack boys
Look at the food in this takeout machine
“Where’s Pedro?!?! We’re his biggest fans!”
will you be my friend?
GIMME SOME CHIPS!!
Hey dude! can I have a ride?
oh, i thought you had McDonalds
Hey, got room for one more. Or maybe three
Hey, long time no see!… Here let me hold that sandwich for you!
IS THERE ANY FOOD?? WE’RE STARVING!!!!
Hi, Boss! We’re Erpod and Ordep
Anyone have any alfalfa?
Weapon extraction ? No no no we don’t do that we take mail and give it to people
cool
cool
See, I told you! No alfalfa smoothies here!
Pardon me, would you have any Grey Pupon?
HEE-HAW! HEE-HAW! I’m Pedro! And I’m Ordep! We’re here to eat you!
Is that pizza I smell
“All right, the plan is we go up keep our heads up ad ask for food… One two three,go!” “Hello!” “Aahh!”
Hello is this the the way to Burrosville?
Sorry for the interruption that we caused but it was because of your speed. you’re went over the burro speed limit.
Hey, you guys got snacks?
Pardon me, Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Hey friend what you got in there? Looks pretty snazzy to me!
can we get a ride?
Come see this guys!!!
I like cars
Uh, sir give us the carrots and nobody will get hurt.
I’ll need your ID, please.
Greg went to school one day. He had a new lesson. The lesson where you steal McDonalds.
“first you go right.” “no no no left.” “no backwards!”
put your hands in the air and hand over the food
OH-NO!! Don’t eat my food! PLEEEESE
Hey, Fam you got pizza
Hay,Fam you got pizza
Yeah… his name is Pedro, and he wears a purple sweater. He likes alfalfa… let us know if you see him.
eeh you human i know you have food in there give be some or i will break this window and take it my self, this is your last warning
this is the woodland police. step out of the car and no one gets hurt
Alright, Stick ’em up!
Im high JACKING this car.
“Hey man, can we BURRO your car?”
Sir do know how fast you were goin back there?
I just love that new car smell. Don’t you?
I said I want a chocolate moose not a real one
Hey! Give me some of that! Yo! Get over here! He’s got the good stuff(Peanuts).
I hope this is a safari like you said.
okay police camel we will drive at 2 miles a hour
No it is called Drive Through not driving food
Boss!!! get back to the Boys’ Life office, now!!!
OMG I haven’t seen you in forever!
We are the three caballeros, and we will be your tour guides for the day. Please don’t feed the animals in the park, we will be keeping an ee-haw, I mean an eye on you. By the way are you going to finish that sandwich?
Sir,we’re going to need to confiscate that sandwich.
i think the caption should be: “watcha’ got there friend?”
Who said goats can’t climb.
Can we catch a ride? Please
Ready for your Burro kiss?
I’m sorry sir, but I’ll have to arrest you for speeding
Do you know how hast you were going sir???
These aren’t the droids were looking for
This is the BFP (Burro finding patrol) have you seen Pedro any time soon
Are you sure this is a drive-thru window?
Sir, we are going to need to confiscate that sandwich.
Excuse me. We’re lost and were hoping that you could give us some directions to the nearest soup and salad bar.
Get out of the car! This is a hold-up!
hey what’s in here
NONONONO Im not a wagon
Hey! Come over! There’s some free food in here!
Got any food?
Nothing to see here…
I hope this is a safari.
Nope, don’t see pedro here.
Go! Go! Go! I don’t want them to take my sandwich!
Do I smell alfalfa? MMM….
I ordered a hamburger!
yay! yummy humans!
We just want your ten foot meatball sandwich
Mule: Give me your food now!
Person: I don’t have any food!
mule:Give me your food now!
person: I don’t have any food!
Hey man you see Pedro
Hey there I need a ride
Pedro vs. Ordep: Battle for the alfalfa milkshake
Do you know how fast you were going, ma’am? Step out of the car, please.
Burro patrol, license and registration please.
You got me you got me! Just don’t get the car wrecked.
Hands off! The sugar-cube dealer is mine!
take us to your CHIMICHANGAS!!!!!!!!
oh! McDonald’s food
*kissy kissy*
Hey guys, lets get some fast food.
I’m afraid my friends and I will have to confiscate those Doritos.
Shotgun!
License and Registration please.
that,so sill
Oh you want our autographs now do you. Well we’re going to eat you instead! No just kidding.
Who are you calling a donkey?
Hand over the McDonalds or we’ll go all out Donkey Kong on you!
Got any chips?
I swear I didn’t get those Ikea meatballs
Hey, you got room for 3 in there? We’re trying to get to camp.
Your under arrest! Follow me on Instagram or the sandwich gets it!
u said u had carrots
sir you are being pulled over for not reading boys life
We heard you were selling Jacks Links.
” Hello, I would like to offer you some fresh weeds.”
Sir, I’m going to see your license, please.
Got anything good in there?
Hey, is Pedro there? I want to ask him about his secret snacking spot.
Got any carrots?
Hey guys, I think Pedro is in the car somewhere!
hey lets feed them ahhhh this ones biting me
scream what are you burros doing ahhhhhh stop biting me
Give me some sub way
Welcome to McDonkey’s. What can I take from you?
Where are the Doritos?
I will order 2 burritos and a soda. Can I have some fries with that?
Sorry mam, but this inspection may go to far.
Yes, I’d like a chili dog, some fries, a milkshake, and some flapjacks. Is it too late for flapjacks?
Hey! Ya got any food?
Sorry, but to enter you need to pay 2 heads of lettuce to enter our property.
Got any food in there?I’m hungry.
“Harris, do you think they have granola bars?”
“Hey do you have any alfalfa?”
Do you have any food?
its time for lunch in the car!!!!!!!!
Hi, you have now reached the Burro tollbooth. To continue on you trip, please hand three carrots and a lump of sugar.
Hands up, we caught you hay-handed.
Can we borrow a ride
Burro #1: “Hey, you seen Pedro? we were going to have some alfalfa milkshakes with him.”
Fast food.
“Fast food drive in”
is uncle Pedro in here?
thanks for the burger and fries!
got any food in here?
STOP THE CAR YOUR UNDER ARREST YOUR CAR IS SURRONDED
“Excuse me sir, we are going to need your licence.”
We got you now ! Give us the food!
put your hands up! what have you done to pedro?
Do you have muffins? Muffins are good but, people are a great alternative.
No drugs,weapons ,or mail because that our job
Wanna hear a funny joke?Shure. Why did the donky cross the road? To get to the other side!
Come on dudes! Give us the hay, or we’ll ram your car!
Lunchtime!!