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hey uncle cluck I’m coming!!!!
hey, its me Bob!
I hope the chic-fil-a is not behind me!
How do they make Crossy Road so realistic?
And that is why the chicken crossed the road… TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF COURSE!!!!
Don’t worry i looked left and right. All i see is weird ice cream cones.
And that is why the chicken crossed the road
PLEASE PLEASE STOP WITH THE “Why did the chicken cross the road” joke. I HARDLY cross the road EVER!!!
now for some crossy road!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Chicken: Me? I crossed the road so I could peck the wheels off!
Don’t even think about saying it!!!
Steve the chicken is that you
no it’s me, Josh the chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road??
cross road chickinz
Finally my Destiny came true
I need to get to work, Karen!
People say I can’t cross the road, but I ain’t no chicken!
Is this an act or is this for real?????????!!!!!!!
You know the joke. So know I’m doing it.
Why did the chicken cross the street?
“to get to the other side
Why does everyone think this is a joke?! I am in mortal danger here!
Chicken crossing!
Chicken Crossing
Gotta go to work…
Yatatata!
Is this why the chicken crossed the road? What?
c’mon!I want to get to the other side!
Dear Diary: Today I made an achievement for being able to successfully cross the road. Now I finally know why we cross the road…
Why did the chiken cross the road? Not shure, but it didn’t make it to the other side.
Hmm, I wonder if they will make a joke about me someday.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get run over by a car.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his vehicle
Why did that stuped chicken cross the road? oh now I see there was a worm
what did you think i was going to say, a joke or something? yes, im crossing the street janet, it’s not that funny
I have a dream of a day when a chicken can cross the road, without getting its motives questioned
the chicken crossed the road?I TOLD HIM NOT TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did 5he chicken cross the road? It’s obvious. He needed to get to his truck!
To get to the other side… wait a minute…
This is poultry in motion!
Just WHY did the chicken cross the road? To live a dangerous life?
Why did the chickens
cross the road?
Did the chicken cross the road? Maybe to run into traffic.
DON’T! SAY! IT!
Why did the Chicken cross the road? To find his keys!
Lone Ranger!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Our Nightmares are realized
Seriously, WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?????
i am a lisenced traffic director
Pedro: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Jamie: I’m stumped.
Pedro: To get to his car! Heehaw!
The chicken crossed the road no joke!
Yes! I finally escaped the chicken coop! Now I ride in style
why did the rooster cross the road
dude, were is my phone!? i’ve been wanting to see my blocky cousin over at crossy road.
now I know why the chicken crossed the road
He didn’t go the whole way! He looked left, then right, and THEN he crossed the road.
my friend told me that there was a Chick-ful-a over here
Please move I am finally crossing the road!
…Ah, for the chicken DID cross the road.
I can crossover people
Chicken X-ing
I thought you said there was another slide?
We will never know why chickens crossed the road.
THIS IS WHAT CHICKENS DO NOW!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To go under a car!
the other side is NOT worth this!!!!!!!!!
I’m just tring to cross the people!
I regret telling a chicken a joke.
I went to safety class.
There’s now need to question, i crossed the street to check out the nice truck tires!
Crossy Road in real life.
CHICKEN CROSSING
Where is the closest KFC
Why the chicken cross the road
To get to KFC
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.
I don’t see how this is funny…
Is there a dog in there?
Why did the chicken cross the road? There where cones marking the crosswalk.
Q:why did the chicken cross the road
A:cuz there were traffic cones duh
“WHOA, what are you doing on the gravely tape thing? GET BACK TO YOUR FARM!”
Hey! Get out of the chicken crossing lane!
no joke guys-i AM crossing the road!
THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!
I wonder what those people think of me NOW!
See this is what happens when a chicken crosses the road
I don’t need to look both ways because the laws don’t affect chickens!
Coming through! Chicken crossing.
Cone…Cone…Cone…CAARRR!!
Run Dudley! Run
Why didn’t the chicken cross th road?
I’m a chicken, and there are no laws for chickens.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Get back to his car after his ordering KFC
I’ve gotta get to the other side.
chickens are the masters at crossing roads.
All I wanted to do was to get to KFC…
“Ha! finally! A place where I can cross the road and no one questions me! They just set up a road block for me!”
okay its the freeway, dont panic
OH NO IM PANICKING!!!!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To hijack the nice looking truck!
This would make a nice joke…
Breaking news! Why DID the chicken cross the road?
Maybe the chicken isn’t crossing the road… Maybe the road is crossing under the chicken!!!
Is this the crash course?
Why is he crossing? To get away from chick-fil-a.
Hmmm maybe I should slide under it 🐓
But… Why WOULD a chicken cross the road?
this is the last day I’m a chicken. ill be a hero an explore the car!!!
I’m gettin’ real tired of this!
He just wanted to lay it on the line!
Getting to the other side isn’t as easy as the joke says it is.
WHOA! What the heck!!!!!!! MAMMA! MAMMA! IM GETTING ABUSED BY A CAR
He just wanted to lay it on the line!
is this animal crossing or the highway XD
Good one!
Chickens don’t cross roads, roosters do!
ROOSTER CROSSING
Why did the chicken look both ways?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To hold up traffic, of course!
Hey, ever heard of this one? Why did the chicken…
why did the chicken cross the rode?
Here is why the chicken crossed the road- to get to my car!
Just setting up some traffic cones
you should be stoping for me! I am a duck!
why did the chicken cross the road?
you shall not pass!
I’m no chicken
Almost… There…
Must… Get… Dairy Queen…
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Father: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Son: He didn’t. I ran over him.
Why is there a feathered pancake on the road?
why did the chicken cross the road…….
I have made history!
STOOOOOOOOOP!! I’M A CELEBERTY!
I am so glad they made the streets safer to cross
And we see the famous street crossing chicken over here. Tour done. that’ll cost you 200,000,000 dollars.
Steal the car to get away from the butcher!
This brings new meaning to why did the chicken cross the road.
Why did i need to cross the ROAD!!!????
Why did the chiken cross the road.
Lets hope I live crossing the road.
MANNY:why did the chicken cross the road?
BOBERT:to go to the house of representitives and tell them not to make jokes about her.
MANNY:oh. okay
No, no no! I asked for a real dinosuar! how are we going to film the next jurassic park with a chicken!
I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
This still doesn’t give us an answer.
Now we know why the chicken crossed the road
I’ll drive u sit
I just wanted to see what happened if I did cross the road.
I need to get to the other side.
Omigosh!! it’s a giant
roaring thingie
Excuse me, can you move, there’s a butcher after me.
hey can you please give me directions???
It can and will be done!
Oh great, it’s Crossy Road all over again.
Why did the chicken cross the road?? To steal someones limo!!!
Im not a chicken…30 SECONDS LATER… i guess i am.
All those jokes made it seem so easy. 🙁
Is this about the joke again?
One More Chicken Crossing the Road Joke… I have to get to my truck…. That’s why I crossed the darn road.
Start the car. START THE CAR!!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road? He heard there vegetarians over there.
Why do have the feeling that I shouldn’t be doing this?
It is crossing the road like this joke why did the chicken cross the road . To get to the other side
Why did the chicken cross the road because this is the only place that a chicken has not been turned into a chicken nugget pancake
great, I am jaywalking!!😦
I am waiting for the day I can cross the road without having my motives questioned.
chickens get free crossing
hurry up man i have got to go to the bathroom
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because this was the only spot where no chicken has gotten run over!!!
TAXI
Chicken: I dream of a world where us chickens can cross roads without our motives being questioned.
the chicken is on his way!
I’m Tim the chicken and I can do what I want!
Get out of my way,car! You’re stopping me from following my lifelong dream!
The chicken crosses the road after all this time! Hazah!
I am the chicken that cosses the road
Finally! I am Crossing the Road!
Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn’t!
Trying to be brave
I would put up my thumbs to catch a ride if I had any.
get out of the way car, for I am darth chicken!
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road? Because of YOU car!
My muse will not be denied!
I wonder… why am I crossing the road? (And so the question begins…)
Don’t rush me!
When i finish crossing this road am i going to be a different animal?
Why’d the chicken cross the road? Because they let him!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a detour route
Pylons… ATTACK!!
Haters gonna hate
Crossy Road comes to life.
No joke guys, I’m doin it!
Why AM I crossing the road?
Bro!!! Im playing 3D Crossy Road!!
That’s why the chicken got ran over!!
Oh.. so the chicken did cross the road. Ya learn something new every day.
he’s taking a walk to the other side .
What an eggcellent idea for an app!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why Did the chicken cross the road?
idk? why did the chicken cross the road?
I shall cross the road
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? How dare you laugh at me, car! Prepare for battle. Just let me cross the road.
He’s Jaywalking! Violation of the law
Who says chickens cant drive
nice
Do not make this a joke
HEY! GET OFF MY ROAD!
I hope i don’t end up flat as paper.
I WILL CROSS THE ROAD!!!
I wonder why they tell me not to do this?
just checking if buzz lightyear is under the cone going to that chicken guy.
Is this where my eggs went
i finished my driving test!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the deer hope to do it!
oh. so thats why the chicken crossed the road. to get his car fixed
I will show hen I can do it!
Move it people man coming through
Yay! I finally crossed the road!
NOW WE KNOW WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD (# NOBODY CARES.)
I am officially poultry in motion!
I don’t care that I’m a chicken. I am STILL a pedestrian, and I can cross the road.
I don’t care about crossing the road I just care about my social life!
They joke around about me, while I wonder… why does the car drive on the road?
Yeah!>)
Sorry, I was trying to finish the “why did the chicken cross the road” joke.
I shall now preform a reenactment of “Crossy road” scene 1 take 1000.
This would make a good joke.
a chicken crossy road.
“Hey, this is cross roads in real life!”
the age long question has finally been answered
what so cool
Can I get past the wheel quick enough.
Traffic Twister!!!!!!
if i can just sneak under this car… ow
Why did the chicken cross the road? Hey, I’m doing that right now!😆
Honk Honk. Roadrunner running
I dream of a world where a chicken’s motive of crossing a street
is not questioned.
Roadkill
This is why the chicken crossed the road!
For once, my motives are not questioned.
Why?
Watch it trucks, chicken crossing the road.
Hay watch where your going I’m on the road
I wanna play crossy road!
How did the chicken cross the road he didn’t he got run over.
They said that I couldn’t. Now look at me!
Now I know why the chicken crosses the road any more
WARNING: CHICKEN CROSSING THE ROAD
“Hello, a chicken gotta do what it’s gotta do-cross the road!”
Today I was walking and this guy try’s to hit me.
Time to cross the road!!!!!!!!!!!
They said I was too chicken, and look at me now!
well this ruffles my feathers
Hey I heard the chicken crossed the road joke,maybe I should make it come true.
this ought to make a great joke!
Drive slow. Chicken crossing.
I wonder why everybody says “why did the chicken cross the road.” Chickens never cross roads. They are to dangerous.
Its like cucu crossy road
Hey truck! Where you going? Thought we were going to play chicken! Guess we know who the REAL chicken is around here!
Hey you,yeah you,adopt a poor little chicken,would ya!
“why did the chicken cross the road?” please…
SEE ME NOW!
finally a chicken walk
CROSSY ROAD IRL
The sign says I can cross idiots!
“I’m going to prove that KFC delivers” said Mr. Chicken
Is this the crosswalk?
Chicken sir I need your road crossing license and registration.
Look at all those chickens.
Ladies and gents I now present to you (pause for dramatic affect) the chicken crossing a road! (Pause for applause)
So this is why chickens don’t cross.
Halfway across the road, Bob realized that no matter what he said, he WAS chicken.
I did not cross the road mates!!!!You made me cross it!And it is WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE CONSTRUCTION SITE>:(
ATACK!!!!!!!!!!
But WHY???
Is she the construction manager? if so why
I’m so dumb crossing the street in New York.
time to prove people wrong!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
that’s just a fail
Whoooa, were half way there…
Wait! Is this the side or the other side??
THATS ME RUNING TO SAY HI . I AM A HUMIN.
HITCH HIKING ZONE COME IN IF YOU WANT A RIDE
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I will now answer the question everyone is asking: Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’ve heard so many jokes about chickens crossing roads but it doesn’t seem like a good idea now.
that’s right,block off the road for me.(i’m a good chicken!)
Thank goodness for these traffic cones.
Crossing the road is NOT all it is cracked up to be.
the chicken needs to cross the road…i am going to do what the joke says
#Crossy Road
Excuse me, but you are getting in the way of my job here! I’m going to have to report you.
Hey, are you a taxi? Hello? I need a lift!
i think not
Wait… why did I cross the road again?
Crossy Road’s Mascot.
Why did the Chicken Cross the road? To get around the construction zone!
The chicken never crossed the road.He wanted to see what was under a truck
lol! that rhymes so much
I just want to cross the road! Not do an obstacle course.
Warning: Chicken Crossing
Hopefully I cross before I become roadkill
I need to cross the road
I need to cross the road
Why am I doing this?
Im going to finally see why the chicken crossed the road
Why did the chicken cross the road? Well this chicken wants to make the joke real and funny
Step out of the vehicle so I can check your car…for chicken feed!
im almost there!
Hey guys! This is not a joke!
Master Hen is crossing the road! And he’s a chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (obviously)!
“Yes mom, I looked both ways,can we get back on the road before I have to go again?”
Traffic everyone! Let this dinner escape itself.
Hey, those cones are for humans. I have animal rights.
If only Dad could see me now!
Why am i crossing the rode?
This is worse than KFC.
Now why did I cross the road again.
Here goes the first day of driver’s ed!
I thought this was a joke,not real!
If they make jokes about me crossing the road imagine what will happen if I get hit!
If Frodo can cross the Shire and make it to Mt. Doom in Mordor, I can make it across this road…
The sign says ‘SLOW DOWN!’
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because they told me it would be fine crossing the… HIGHWAY!!!!!!!!!!!
chicken vs car battle
STOP STARING!
IM FOLLOWING MY DADS FOOTPRINTS!
They said I crossed the road,sure…but did I believe them… not until now!
CRoss road look there’s a coin!
don’t even get me started
Breaking news! The chicken, unfaithful to the joke for so long, has finally gathered the courage to cross the road!
I’m red and white and their red and white so I must be one of them
is this how you play crosy roed
Crossy Road in real life! Make way for duck– I mean, chickens!
Man, this is Grandmama’s death all over again. Must… Get… REVENGE! >:D
Help!!! KFC is after me!
it will be safe they said… we won’t laugh at all they said…
Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could steal the car blocking his way.
Now I know why the Chicken crossed the road!
Why am I doing this?
i’m just CROSSING THE ROAD. no need to question my MOTIVES!!
why am i crossing the road?
STOP!!!! I SAID STOPPP!!!!!!!! WHY DON’T THOSE CARS EVER LISTEN TO ME?!
When they asked “Was he born in a barn?” this shut them up.
This reminds me of a video game….
Who told the Chicken to cross the road?
I’ll tell you why I crossed the road so I can get to my car and drive away
hey did any of you read the cross-strutt sign!!!
Excuse me, you’re supposed to use the cross walk when going across MY road!
looks like you got caught by a chicken
This car’s a whole lot more interesting then YOU are…
Um, I called for an Uber car my size.
Get out of the way chicken coming through bakk bbakk
What does this big thing thinks it’s doing in my road?!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his pickup truck!
Wha-? You said dinners in 2 hours? Sure I’ll come over!
Hey,it’s my buddy on that crosswalk
Mmm! Smells like human!
Make way for King chicken the 3rd
The Chicken in its natural habitat. Crossing the road
Hey!! Chickens have the right of way here! CANT YOU SEE THE CONES????
Do I have to cross the road or can I drive a truck instead?
Do I have to cross the road, or can I just take a truck?
Do I really have to explain this AGAIN? Why does everyone want to know why I’m crossing the road? It’s none of your business!
Looks like this car wants to play CHICKEN!
aw man, i forgot my wallet!
Get off the road!I have to reach the other side
His lisence plate is CHICKS4EVA-chicken pride!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He only made it halfway.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To steal my car.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To steal a truck and begin the revolution.
#CHICKENREVOLUTION
can somebody call a taxi
I wonder if the keys are still in it……Then I can visit my ancestors , the penguins!
I can’t believe those humans think I it’s funny when I cross the road!
Crossyroad comes to life
ayy chicken says keep up the good work
Hey, this truck is blocking the chicken house!
I’ll come overt there and tell you why I crossed the road
ooh… a tunnel!-Aaaah! does this tunnel even have a driving license!
Hey yo!! Utah or bust
hey look a truck. CHICKENS
why did the chicken cross the…OWCH!
When is DOT going to finish this chicken crossing? (DOT-department of transportation)
crossy road
Runaway Chicken!!!
Yo! I’m walking here!!!!!!
Let’s play Crossy Road. This Chicken is crossin’
why did the chicken cross the road
to ride a car
CONES! I can finally cross the road feeling safe
I always wondered the answer to why did the cross the road, but I never thought I would cross a construction site.
Hello?! Didn’t you see the cones?! This is a “chicken xing” zone!!! #🐔XING
road kill
where is McDonalds?
Hello, Sir! Licence and registration please.
Aw cool a Pikachu
ummmm… chickens first.
All those ” cross the road jokes “….finally got me my own safety team to help!!!!
Can I ride the bus for free?
I’m totally chickening out here.
Honk Honk!!! No it’s Bock Bock!!!
I am playing Chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road? To catch the pikachu on the other side.
You are going to go down then turn left, the Chic-Fil-A should be on the left.
Wait for me!!!
catch me truck.
why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the construction site
Good by cruel world!
why did the chicken cross the road? To get a truck.
excuse me chicken coming through
Pweaze stop when I say so… 🙂
playing Pokemon GO
I finily found my truck.
There are Zebra crossings, ah, but the chickens are refusing to be outdone!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m positive this is a crosswalk.
a chicken? why would one drive a car?
Why’d the chicken cross the road? To drive his truck to work!
whats this this truck doing here SPLAT!!!!!!
You may think Your the rooster of them all, but I’m here to tell you, its my job to do the crowing
STOP! EVERY ONE STOP! I SMELL FOOD!
STOP! EVERY ONE STOP! I. Smell. FOOD!!
I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
YAY! Uber is here!
oh look a pedestrian.
Chicken crossing!
they didnt tell me it was WET cement
No joke.. I can cross the road!!!
Who said KFC doesn’t deliver…
They said it was a joke… It’s no joke…
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don’t know but I will be the first to find out.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Well, I guess I can croos the street off my list!
Oh, the irony
Lunch is here!
Why did the chicken start to cross the road?
To steal a truck and drive to Vegas!
Aw man!! I should have picked truth, not dare!!
“Stop the traffic VIP chicken coming through.”
Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh, wait.
I’m no chicken! I will finish that Automotive Maintenance merit badge ! Is this the right car?
Hey!!! Chickens should follow the road rules. Don’t cross the double yellow line.
I OUGHTA DEEP FRY YOU!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are really stupid.
Must. Get. To. The. Other. Side!
I hope I find a Magikarp here.
Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to his car
Why did the chicken cross the road??????
Geez, I’m crossing the road because I can, no need to overanalyze it!
What do you mean, why am i crossing the road? It’s toll free, isn’t it?
Oh my gosh, the joke came true!!!!!
I thought this was valet parking!
the day will come when people will no longer question the dreams and ambitions of chickens
I think I can, I think I can, I think I can…
For generations my family has always crossed the road. Now it is time for me to do the same and become a roaster!
They they keep joking about me crossing the road so I decided, you know what? I’m Crossing that road.
As soon as I get back I will let you know.
(Farm boy) why did the chicken cross the road?
(Farmer) Because He Didn’t wanna be christmas Dinner! Get em’!
We still don’t know why the chicken crossed the road, but we have established the fact that the chicken actually crossed the road.
The “Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road” Research Institute always puts safety first.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Tu supervise the construction site.
That’s my ride!
HEY STIICK ON YOUR SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!
A human is paying me to do this… He was laughing a lot.
We all know the joke! But we don’t know why it actually did it.
Wow now all we need is Mickey Mouse or Rocky
Hey! I’m walking here!
Excuse me sir I am trying to catch a Pokemon right now. please move!!!!!
AH!! It happened! Chickens can now cross roads!!!!
Move your car Bojo!!!😠
Why didn’t I think of this before! I told you I was no chicken.
NOW I don’t need to cross the road!
“Dear readers, this is how my Comedy/Biography begins…”
Why did the chicken cross the road? The world may never know!
HEY!!!!! I’m walking here!!!!!!
I bet someone is going to make a joke about this.
Why DID the chicken cross the road?
This isn’t a joke.
excuse me can I have a ride sir
i dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned
move or else I’m roadkill!
Real Crossy Road!
They said I couldn’t cross the road.
THEY WERE WRONG
Crossy Road Go!
why do people always joke about me crossing the they should know i do
Hey! Give me back my Mini Cooper!
Oh shoot. I think I forgot my keys.
Hey! Give me back my Mini Cooper
I said a boom chicka boom chicka boom chicka boom
Sir? Could you tell me the directions to the nearest McDonalds?
why don’t i have one of those!
construction chicken!
If I have to cross this road one more time, …..
So this is why the chicken crossed the road.
Excuse me! President Rooster McCluck coming through!
STOPPPP !!! IN THE NAME OF THE LAW.
Oh look darling… A lost Hitchhiker.
If you let me in, then I’ll pay the toll.
Traffic cop: “Do you think this is some kind of joke?”
I can’t let the pigeon drive that bus!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Wait he didn’t yet
That pigeon might not have been able to drive the bus, truck, or any vehicle, but I can drive a truck! Oh, wait, it’s totaled. Dang it.
It’s an orange forest!
How am I supposed to get up there!?
Don’t hit me! Just trying to get to the other side!
give me food you have to have food because your car is filthy rich
Rules of the road don’t seem to apply to chickens.
HAY DONT YOU SEE THE CONES!!!!! IM WORKEN HERE!!!!!
Hey, you in the car! Is it true you can fry an egg on asphalt
Uh, hey, there’s gum stuck to your foot.
Excuse me, sir. I’m a representative of the Poultry in Motion non-profit organization, and we’ve booked this section of road for exercises today. Would you kindly leave?
This is why the chicken crossed the road
Finally, Balance Is Restored!
You don’t know why you’re crossing the road, but you stay determined.
Hand over the eggs, and no one gets hurt!
Read the sign: Chicken crossing!
excuse me sir, where can i find a walmart?
Hey! I knew Pokemon Go used the real world, but now Crossy Road too!
Why Did the chicken cross the road halfway?So he could carjack the sedan!
excuse me sir i am going to have to ask you to move your car
The new Toyota chicken can cross any busy road and has a built in turkey leg
What’s that, Mom? Be careful? Why? George did this last week and he only went to the hospital.
hey gimme your car and know one will get hurt with my seeds
To get to his other ride.
Excuse me, I’m trying to cross a road
I will make the joke come true
chicken crossing
Chickens have road problems
just going to buy dad from the store
bye mom,here i go!
I’m just trying to do a renenactment of the joke.
I am the chicken cop! Stay beyond the cones at your own risk!!
There!NOW STOP ASKING ME WHY DID I CROSS THE ROAD!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other —BEEP—-
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Move over cars, royalty coming through.
Hey! Hey! this is an active rooster crossing!
get out of the way, chicken crossing!
Crossy Road was too easy.
Don’t worry Mom. I can cross the road getting hit this time.
mom, im trying to earn my crossing the road merit badge!!
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don’t think he even knows.
The chicken has personal traffic cones
O.K. mom i’going to KFC to see dad.
I’m safe now mom see. CAR!!!
I am being built, wait. No I’m not
ALMOST THERE MUST GET 2 KFC 2 SAVE MY BROTHER
They should really make these stop areas safer.
Hey, A chicken is on the road, so cars GO SLOW
Ahh! My worst nightmare is true! The person in the truck will kill me!
chicken:hmm this must be the safest place to-ahhhhhhhh hey! watch it buddy!
this part of the road is off limits due to lame jokes.
what slippers do you make out of flattened chicken? Flappers!
there’s to much traffic these day’s
Move it! VIP coming through.
hmmm… Is this a car?
I don’t know why armadillo’s can’t do this. It doesn’t seem that hard to me.
Caution! Chicken Crossing!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to his 4by4
I had the right-of-way!
Move truck! This is my road!
I’m only doing this on a dare, there’s really nothing on the other side
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road? SPLAT
A sly fox told me there were seeds here!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get his road-crossing merit badge.
KFC invited me to dinner so get out of my way or I’ll be late!
What did you do to my car?!? I didn’t know it was a no-parking zone!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his truck.
After retiring from a lifetime joke career, the chicken must live on the run from A&W, McDonald’s, KFC, Taco Bell…
My agent told me this WAS the best way to get publicity whether or not I look like a complete turkey.
Lunch time already! Man, I’m headed to McDonald’s!
I’m going to prove those jokesters wrong!
I don’t want to be a chicken! I don’t want to be a duck..so I cross the road
This looks like a great place to lay an egg.
Recalculating… Recalculating
Get outta my way man, big chicken coming through
Yes I’m a bit lost, big man in scary truck. Thanks for asking… I’ll be in my way now
If i could only touch the pedals…
Why did the chicken cross the road-To get back to work!!!
Why must you question my motives?
Billy are you under there? You are?!? I told you not to cross the road!!!
Im just going to the other side.
Yum,who’s hungry cuz it’s roast chicken for dinner!
I swear, I will go all chicken on you, if you make ONE MORE JOKE, about me and the road!
THIS IS THE CPD COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!
First day on the job for chicken construction worker!
Now we know why…
The chicken obstacle course… Where whoever set it up got a bit too excited
Excuse me, I’m trying to make a joke a reality.
Question: Why did the chicken cross the road???
Answer: To get CRUSHED to the other side.
Who toght you people how to drive?! This is not crossy road!!!
once he had crossed the road to get to the other side, he realized it was a KFC. now he crosses on his journey back.
Why do I need to cross the road? I can just steal this car instead!
Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea!!!
Move out of the way, super chicken is here!
The things that I do for publicity.
My epic journey has just begun!
I know what I’m doing guys.
I have set out to answer the age old question!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
well, at least i know they care about me.
Come on you guys. Seriously? I’m staring in a new joke and I got to cross this road NOW!
Excuse me, but where’s the crosswalk?
this isn’t Kansas, o man i thought i was home so get out of my way JACK.
Lets just say the workers were pleased around lunch.
He’s only made it halfway. RUN, CHICKEN, RUN!
Guess we’re having chicken for dinner…
I should have let the egg go first!
Hey! Watch it! I’m crossing the road here!
They said it would be dangerous, and I love danger! Aggh! A huge monster truck’s wheel!
Could you get out of the please?
Why did the chicken cross the road? … To get away from drivers like you!!!
This would make a good joke!
When jokes turn to real life.
the rare chicken in his natrul inviormentt….. on a road@!!!!!
Determined to fulfill the joke of his dreams, Cluck decided make himself famous by being the first “chicken” to cross the scary highway
why did the chicken….hey, is that a KFC!?
must run away from KFC!
what a dirty wheel
Why did the chicken cross the road… But seriously!!
I know, Right!
Make way for clucklings!
I’m crossing the road what are you going to do about it
Everyone avoid that chicken.
Finally! They set up a chicken crosswalk!
When Crossy Road meets reality
This is what happens when a chicken actually tries to cross a road
Now, I will finally understand the age old question; why did the chicken cross the road?
#Really don’t care!!!
“hmm… maybe oil is the same as water”
Why the chicken crossed the road.
I dream of a world where a chicken cross the road without his actions being questioned!
Did I win?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its car
they asked me if crossed the road. i told them that i crossed the construction zone instead.
To get to the other side!
Showing the Armadillo it can be done.
Man, I need to get out of Illinois!
I finely am going to figured out why the chicken crossed the road
Oh man, why did we cross the road!?!?!?
When did the chicken cross the road? in construction
Now people would say “So that is how the chicken crossed the road”
why did the chicken cross the road? i don’t know but i am going to find out.
Dear Diary:
Today I crossed the road, yet I have no idea why.
Its sad when the chicken can cross the road but you cant because of all the construction.
Come on, let me revise the joke!!!
I hope they don’t call buddy check
Now I know how why people are asking why the chicken crossed the road.