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Sarge, those guns are not working!Scp 682 on the loose!
Sneak Peek at the next Godzilla Movie:
Godzilla returns
Sarge, the rifles have no effect!
“MEASLY HUMANS”
Not again! Not after what happened in Japan!
until Captain America gets here, we have to defend our selves!
OMG it’s Godzilla’s little sister!!!
hands in the air
I just can’t do it, captain. I DON’T HAVE THE POWER
This is what we have been training for men.
FIRE THE BAZOOKA !!!!
Ready men? Fire!!!!!
MOVE IT MEN! AHHHHH its a Iguanadon
its not a lizard it mite be godzilla wait what am i thinking
Fighters:pew pew hiya take that! Lizard muah ha ha you will never stop me!!
I think we will need more bugs to launch!
I AM THE BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!
When A Frog Touches Mario’s Super Mushroom…..
Godzilla in real life be like
RROAAAR!!! geckozilla SMASH!
Do not be bad we have you surrounded!
“it’s not a iguana it’s a dragon” “no it’s godzilla” “DRAGON” “GODZILLA” “run for your lives!” “DRAGON!” “GODZI-squish.
😏And that’s Godzilla?
FIRE at will!!
It’s alive. Fire at will!
stand down! we have you surrounded!
soldier: why won’t the guns work? Iguana: why won’t they soot?
why aren’t they shooting?
Uh sarge? I think I saw this in a movie once and it didn’t end well.
Aaaaa it’s Godzilla 🦎
Ahhhhhhhh its a fat Godzilla thingy majig
ok ok i surrender calm down
Its GODZILA!!!!!!!!!!!
When dinosaurs come from the dead
You’re no match for Godzilla
soldiers: sir, the giant frog is attacking, what should we do?
sergeant: shoot him!
soldiers: we can’t, we’re plastic!
Am I supposed to swallow dem or wut
mm some flies ow!
These tiny men are idiots.
it’s godzilla!
Ouch, if this is how Godzilla will look in the next movie, then I’m going to laugh so hard.
What are those things trying to do?
BLOW IT TO BITS!!!! -whispers to other person- heh I guess this that’s not gonna happen
Lizard:roar
Soldiers:pew,pew
Lizard: seriously?
How are we going to do this?! HE’S NOT EVEN PLASTIC?!?!
why didnt we think of this
everybody stand back they are testing the iguana
Soldiers: I wish I could move.
Lizard: It’s like they want me to eat them.
AHHH! It’s Frogzilla!!!
even a bazooka can’t blast thru it Sarge!
puny green men.
It will eat you soldiers like you’re plastic!!!!!!!!!
Solders:Um I don’t think we’ll win.
Commander:Don’t whine now fight!
Toadzilla:Please come,I’m hungry.
Guys, I’m not Godzilla.
Suspicous character up ahead. Wait where is bob?
Army men:Godzilla oh no!
Godzilla:dindinyum>=).
fire the cereal crums!
YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE THE WRATH OF LIZARD MAN,PUNY MORTALS!
“Take him down men”
aaah!its toadzilla!
Godzilla Vs the tiny men
open fieaaaaaa!!!!!
Let us in. Don’t make us use these.
“TAKE THE LEFT FLANK I WILL GO FOR THE OTHER SIDE!”
“IT`S A DRAGON!” the army men shouted.(It`s really a BEARDED dragon).
SURRENDER NOW GODZILLA AND DON’T BREATHE FIRE OR WE SHOOT YOU!
Oh no. It’s the feared domesticated lizard.
Fall back
Am I in trouble?
Welp, we’re doomed. This feels like Jurassic Park all over again.
look at those cute little guys wiht toothpicks
“Look out men! It’s Godzilla!”
Godzilla’s cousin is out to seek revenge.
Are you Godzilla or our class pet?
Humans thought the Robots would take over, little did they know ANIMALS ALSO!
Sargent, we have a problem
You are now a prisoner of war!
It’s Iguanazilla.
I am the real George Washington they lied
armey men. GODZILLA! lizard. godzilla?
Someone turn on the Bat signal! We’re going to need some help bringing this one down.
Dinner! I love soldiers for dinner! Oh, they are made of metal. I hate metal.
Tell us the password and we won’t hurt you!
I surender! Don;t shoot!
your surrounded!!!
Your surrounded
we have apprehended the suspect and want to bring him in
Take me to your leader.
No it’s godzilla … Wait a minute it’s my pet lizard Frank. HI FRANK!
Godzilla’s here again! Fetch the Exterminator!
I reign surpreme, HA HA HA!
OMG. its a lizard!!!
Attack its a DINOSAUR wait, no its Pedro. Oops!
it’s the attack of the 50 foot lizard!
Fire at will! Wait I know him.
retreat!
Greetings.I come from Amphibia.
Attack it’s Godzilla!!!!
“New toys for me to eat-I mean play with.”
Godzilla 7: Destruction at TOADkio.
You will never defeat me, you puny plastic foot pains
We must turn him over to jurrasic park boys
Help! It’s Godlizard
Iguana eat us! RUN!
All right men Godzilla may be here and we may die but look on the bright side he doesn’t seem interested in killing us at least!
IT’S LIZARDZILLA! OPEN FIRE!!!
CHARGE!!REATREAT!!
it is a godlizard
Stand down or we will open fire
Either we shrunk or he grew…
the definition of USO- unidentified scaly object.
Kill Godzilla’s baby!!!!!!
Bow Before Me!
FOOLISH MORTALS
Godzilla is resting! Shoot him!
Godzilla 2.0
ATTACK THE DRAGON
Basically every RPG ever.
canons ready. Never mind that RUN!!!! -army men
Ha HA run you puny humans RUN. – toad
Woody, Andy’s lizard, it,s… (static)
I’m a frog, you just stand there.
Mwahaha… your puny weapons do nothing to me!!!!!
this is toy story all over again
Holy COW! ITS GODZILLA!fire All Cannons!!!!!°🤤
Augh!!!! Its Godzilla!!! Fire at will!
(general) Not all men will be alive out from this mission. (army person) Whatever CHARGE!
a thousand down three more to go
now is my revenge- iguana
Um…hi?
fire no no no no no dont kill me godzilla to bad time to die
Now Timmy I told you you shouldn’t have given him that much food !!!!
( scared mom) HELP GET TIMMY OUT OF THERE!!!
( General ) wellll..we’ve been shooting him for five minutes it’s no use his armor is too thick
( iguana ) I can’t believe she thinks I swallowed Timmy it was just the pillow !!
So I am bigger, faster, and stronger than these humans? Might as well troll them while I can >:D
I am Godzilla!!!!
Quick Ender get that dragon, before it get’s us!
MEN GET READY OR BATTLE OR WE DIE TRYING
Iguana:what are these guys doing?
They are filming a remake of The Journey to the beginning of time!
ONLY THREE MEN AGAINST THAT THING OH NO!
watch out boys!
“The kid told them to shoot but they don’t appear to be shooting. What should I do?” -Confused Igana
Step aside and you will not be harmed!
Alright boys we’ve been training for this moment
Field guy: And here is a picture of ww3
Kids:what was the battle called?
Field guy: the battle of the iguanas
Me: wow just unbelievable
Ready men , on my mark…aim FIRE!!!!!!!!
My attack is my breath.
What are they doing? -iguana
So this is what its like to be Godzilla.
What do you think you are going to be able to do?
Puny humans! Think you can stop me?!
pew pew its a giant lizard ahh runnnn!
The shot! It is ineffective! We need backup i repeat we need backup!
“nom nom nom”- Iguana, 2018
Wait…are those real soldiers?
One step closer and the iguana gets it!
“GODZILLA INCOMING! RUN!!!” The monster is Category 4.
GODZILLA!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! i can’t, my feet are stuck to this platform.
Never, never give up!
I think you have the wrong guy.
Do you mind?
It’s the Godzilla of toy story
Hands up!
Ha! they are just plastic men
we have no choice but to surren… squash! squash! run!
It’s an iguanadon! I thought they were extinct.
It’s Godzilla!
Welcome to Jurassic park
stand down beast
To fat, to thin, just right.
3…2…1… ATTACK!!!!
LOL
“It’s Godzilla! Kill him!”
“Godzilla? No, I’m not him. He was my great-great-great-great….”
“Surrender!”
“I hate it when Master leaves his toys out.”
“Ha! They don’t even have bullets.”
Surrender!
The army arrives at the scene of the attack only to find out godzilla is acually a different type of oversized lizard.
Halt! I think there is another beast.
NO! Godzilla our master we’ll do what ever you want!
were all lizards in the long run
we have a problem.
we can do this the easy way or the hard way… He chose the hard way, let him have it boys.
Can I get a belly rub now
you fire and i eat you ok.ok!
Toad Rex vs Army
he is to big wait…we don’t have real guns
Why are we back hear?
I’m Dirty Dan, no i’m Dirty Dan
When i realized my gun didn’t work
we have found the massive beast, fire
YOU! cook dinner! YOU! do the laundry! ME! take a nap!
Godzilla in real life
Darn, they caught me!
bang! bang!
IT’S GODZILLA! Quick! Shoot him!… Wait we can’t move!
HALT! Hold your fire men, therefore it is TOADZILLA!!!!!
when you find out your gun doesn’t work
I am GODZILLA.
This, i think, is Jabba the Hutt.
Hold your ground men that is one beast!
what happened why those people so small
My throat is itchy – I wonder why?
IT’S LIZARDZILLA!
(This is What the government does not want us to know?)
Fire the artillery! Wait a minute did he just eat the bullets
Attack!
i am your godzilla
i am here to kill you
Aww… those fireworks are for me?
“I’m scared Sarge.” “We’re all scared son.”
Fire at will!
Umm this is embarrassing .
Umm what are you doing?
Umm what are you doing?stalkers these days man they never leave!
Get em boys!
King Kong, now this, we better call back up
I am Godzilla and I will destroy you all!!!
put your hands in the air!
Sir!it’s not taking any damage!!!
go get em’ boys!
THIS MEANS WAR!!!!
ITS GODZILLA!!
when your human places the tiny war people
On 3, 1, 2, 3…FIRE!
SHOTS FIRED, SHOTS FIRED!!!!!!
It’s a dragon!
It be like, GodZilla
RUN!!!!! its… its… a lizard?!
Should we really be doing this?😵
Attention soldiers, we are under attack. Wait a minute, is that are betrayed secret weapon!!?
wow them soldiers are weak
OMG!!! It’s gonna kill us!!!!!!!!!D:
get a life
t least we aren’t plastic!
godzilla attack
Director: Cut! Cut! Wheres Tyrannosaurus? He is supposed to be in the scene!
Soldier: He is out with the, “frog in the throat.”
why is it just siting there?
No… Not… LIZARD-ZILLA!!!!
Godzilla attack!!
that’s what i was going to say lol
contact! contact! pow! pow!
Stand down!
Or lay down!
Or whatever you do!
puny earthling weapons don’t hurt me!
General, this thing is terrorizing the city,over.
Little army men: Attack!!!!!!
Iguana: you’ll never get past me!
Ready!Aim!Fi – wait!
GODZILLAS ATTAKING!
ready aim fire!
Stand down, young lizard!
Mwahaha!!I am the evil garmathon
Oh No! It’s king igkonga
Its mini GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Umm guys what’s taking so long with the war?
Should we get the bianary rifle!?
This iguana is thinking to fly over to the army men and help them.He thinks he can help them by throwing them at their enemy.
I’m not kidding guys my little brother’s lizard looks EXACTLY like that.
I claimed they were puny, they said, shots fired! Last thing I ever saw.
i thought it was a myth! why, mother, why!
oh no Godzilla has come
I am thy all powerful lizard bwahahahaha
OH CRAP! IT’S IGUANAZILLA!
KILL IT!!! It will kill us!!!!
better not step on these guys, they hurt like heck!
OMG atack the DRAGON
BULLETS DON’T SEEM TO AFFECT IT
When the next Godzilla movie goes over budget
I THOUGHT GODZILLA WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!!!!
“WHO CARES”
FIRE AT WILL!!!!!!!
Oh no! Lizardzilla men! FIRE!!!
Godzilla walks on two legs. never four
Quick, men! It’s Lizardzilla!
Jimmy! get back in your cage!
SOLDIER:We seem to have a problem GENERAL:Just hold your fire till it attacks
Shoot his eyes!!
I call shotgun!
OH NO! ITS FROGZILLA!!!
Its too strong. Call in more forces
I will destroy you puny humans
oh no its godzilla cousin
wait a second, thats what godzilla looks like?!?
Take him down boys. We took down Godzilla, we can also take down his brother.
OH NO! I forgot to put away the growth gun!
The bullets just ricochet off its scale. USE THE ARTILLERY!
“MEN, whatever you do…DONT ACT LIKE A FLY!!!!”
fall back!!!!………… is this “Goosebumps”
We need bigger guns.
I’m LIZARDZILLA, no maybe, WAIT DON’T SHOOT I’M THINKUNG OF A NAME!!!
this lizard must be saying……SERIOUSLY,dude
Dont kill me!!! I`m harmless…
Hehehe
Wow😱 It is Godzilla and he is saying rar😵
Soldiers retreat! We’re being overrun!!!!!!!
oh no.we thought Godzilla was enough but no he had to get married wwwhhhyyy
I have a bad feeling about this chewwie
Huh.
Tiny people.
With tiny guns.
Harmless.
Mostly.
RETREAT my brave men it is godzilla!!!
Lets Do This!!!
Bring me Solo and he Wookie!
bring me the worm
all hail Godzilla
AND I THOUGHT GODZILLA WAS HARD.
OMG ITS GODZILLA!!!!!!! FIRE AT WILL MEN. GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT
Looks like that genetics experiment at Baskerville went VERY wrong.
call reinforcements
we need to destroy this dragon
Kill the ugly beast kill it it killed our family.
Yumm, Lunch!
Bow before the great lizard.
Aghh godzilla!!!
Here the enemy comes, its big and giant…. NO MERCY MEN, this is the nxt Godzilla
Oh no! WE SHRUNK! Our enemy is big!!!!
LOOK OUT! ITS GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!
IS THIS A MUTANT LIZARD!!!??? FIRE AT WILL MEN!!
OMG!!!! It’s a TITAN!!!! from Attack on titan or SnK
“It was bigger than I thought! When I saw it on the trail ahead!
goddzillas on port bow!! reday aim fire!!!!
Ready, aim, fire!
john i dont want to die godzilla is not supposed to die
Release the drumsticks. Clatter Clatter. Not the wood types, the real ones!
fire at… should i say will or godzilla?
I surrender I surrender just please don’t shoot me
Isn’t it a dragon??? If he is then where is the fire!?!?!?
SQAT-TEAM GO GO GO! THERES GODZILLA!
we come with reptile food.
No! Daniel’s pet lizard is attacking! What are we ever going to do?
Can you fine gentlemen point me in the general direction of monster island?
ANDY’S COMING!!! ANDY’S COMING!!!
Fire on my command …. FIRE
Godzilla is attacking!!!
I feel a deja vu coming on.
Don’t…Move…
Sorry, but you’re waaaay out of my league
They said they COULD do it, but didn’t think if they SHOULD.
Sir, we have found the monster eating our men.
Hands up, or we’ll shoot! (Sadly) With our tiny plastic guns that don’t work. Dude, why did you tell me to bring them?!
bruh I know what yu gonna do… don’t do it or else
GODZILLA he’s less black then I imagined
“last time it was Gigan!”
“now were fighting Godzilla!”
“WHERE ARE ALL THESE KAIJU COMING FROM?!?”
Don’t shoot! I’m unarmed! I’m not unclawed, though.
We’re only making it stronger!
Godzilla 2017 looks great
Run NO shoot. just do something
My old enemy… The Bearded “DRAGON!”
It’s Jurassic Park all over again! RUN, JUST RUN!!!!
This is a TANK?!
Omg! It a giant thing.Uh guys what is this thing?
This will be tough to beat. He has lots of shields!
You wait for my tongue OF FIREY DOOM!!!!
were losing help
Frog: is this a fair fight. They scare me!🐸😡
GODZILLA!!!! oh wait, LIZARDZILLA!!!!
It’s Lizzardzilla! And he thinks were BUGS! And that bugs me!
The commander is going to need to send a LOT more troops!
I don’t remember the script mentioning an iguana is in this scene of Toy Story 4.
“Help!” For igunna with the army
RAWR! I will, er… what’s my line again?
Ready men , aim , FIRE!!!
Stay back you terrible fiend!
Puny humans. I shall destroy them all
godzilla start to think the army is sliping
Pew pew pew!
aaaahhhhhhhh! it`s godzilla!
THIS is an army???? wow i feel bad for the general.
I will pin you down!
I could pin you down!
Hunting was supposed to be a fun sport…
Who is this ALIEN?
Cut it out guys, I’m trying to sunbathe. Sheesh. So noisy.
JOHNNY WE GOT A PROBLEM!!
godzilla’s cousin!!
Men,looks like Mr.Zilla is back.
“Do they think I”M the monster? That was my father!”
You think you can defeat me??!!
You Think You Can Defeat Me!!!! Says the iguana
Commander: Oh no! iguanazilla is awake! aiming…aiming…(gunshot) lucas! I didn’t say fire and that was the last of the ammo!
HULKGUANA SMASH PUNY SOLDIERS!
Shoot him down!
Does anyone know the way to Komodo?
Looks like the kid left his toys out again. I could just be a nice pet “clean them up” for him.
I am going to try and get you!
Lets escape!…but we can’t move.
Excuse me. Do you know what the WiFi password is here?
Take it down! TAKE IT DOWN!!
Ahhh! It’s Iguanazilla! Shoot him and then escape! Oh, wait. We cant escape! Stupid attached platforms!
Just call me Godzilla!
Oh my gosh it is a monster. soilder shoot shoot. its got me. heeeeeeelp!
i am lizardzila dun dun dun
Oh no its Iguanazilla!
And……NOPE!
sir, is there any way to change him back to the sweet little bearded dragon he was before he became the modern G.. G.. GODZILA!!!
No
Soldier: Sarge! My gun’s jammed!
Sarge: Now we will all die from the evils of plastic toys!
These guys are kind of lame. They better have a shrink ray hidden, or they will never go anywhere.
ALL HAIL THE FROGZILLA!
ROOOAAR! I AM GODZILLA!!!
Go for the neck! Iguanazilla is tickalish there!
What you looking at army
The legend is true!
Soldier: Get the dragon!
“I wanna the iguana!” Soldier one says.
TAKE COVER ITS GODZILLA
Go get to The choppa!!!!!!
IT’S UNSTOPPABLE, IT’S INDESTRUCTIBLE, IT’S FROGZILLA!!!
trooper: wait commander are we aiming at the lizard or the military might of Russia coming up behind it to attack us?
hold your fire till we can move!
Hey! I’m not Godzilla, I’m Iguanazilla! Iguanazilla!
RAWR! I will eat you all!
“Set up a clone trooper army around our captured Zillo beast.”
run! its Godzilla. wait no lets fight it.
Day 999: We have found the giant fr-Ahhhh!!!och help me!!!——-crock crock crock crock………..BOOOM(static)
One of the soldiors: I hope he is hungry…….i mean i hope not!!
All of the others: IMPOSTER!!! GET HIM!!!!!!!”
Frogzilla: Wait, you are more worried about him then me? NOoooooooO!!!!!!!!!!”
FREEZE!! We have you surrounded! Commander:Guys! Get out of there! Its potty time!”
who me?
Im sorry did i scare you I was looking for the bathroom
Remember troops, no matter what, don’t wake the dragon. Miller, you woke the dragon! What have I told you about waking dragons!
Must not move.
ITS GODZILLA (*shoots bearded lizard with fake gun*
Godzilla’s child is pretty chill even though we killed his mom.
send in the tanks
Wait, Didn’t we kill Godzilla
Hey, stop! That tickles!
{starts shooting iguana doesn’t notice}
It’s GODZILLA!
Soldiers: The dragon has awoken!
Iguana: What would these strange new beetles taste like?
I think that frog should help out the flies!!!
those army people really need to work an there aiming.
attack
You think you can stand up to me! HAHAHA!I am the evil lizard king! Your bazookas do nothing to me. Stop, that one tickled!
Caption: The brutal war between Japan and Sr.beanbeard. Thankfully the armed forces won.
godzilla attacks the kitchen
Blast that massive lizard
attack!!!!!!!
what are you looking at?
Hi I’m ju- aaaaaaa !oh you are plastic I can destroy ya easily
Billy, those toy solders are scaring me…
No closer!
put your hands in the air.No wait… put your paws in the air? No wait…
It’s not gonna work captain, bring in the reinforcements.
For the last time, I AM NOT GODZILLA.
Yes you ARE!
You just THINK that because YOU are tiny action figures!
Ahhh, time for my daily attacks… and then lunch!
attack the giant killer dragon now!!!!!
Were not crickets…I don’t think he’ll bite!
We are in the reptile cage hunting the ferocious iguana.
Hey guys, shoot down this beast!
Godzilla, bearded dragon, or a real dragon? Any way we have to RUN!
BANG! Ooh is a food delivery here? Or does some one want to sell scout popcorn?
don’t kill me men!
the growth serum worked…….a little to well
Mister Komodo- stay very, very still…. BOOM! Thwack! … Mister Komodo, we got the bug! are you alright?
(Cheesy Theme Song) (Cheesy Voice) “Hi kids! Today Liz and Lizzy will go on a magical journey and use their friendship power to…” “FIRE, MEN!” KABOOM! BOOM! CRACK!!!
Okay men, this is combat scenario number… uh.. 241? no… uh, 68? no… AUGH! This wasn’t planned for!!!!
And now, my Reptilian friends, we observe the human in its natural habitat… _____________________________________________________________________________
And now, my fellow scientists, we observe the lizard in its natural habitat..
Gak! Urk! Cough! Oh, man! Those things taste BAD
I’ won’t burn down your town, soldiers! Im only a BEARDED DRAGON, not A dragon! 🙂
hup! hup!looks like the Mc Mcbeardyface has attacked are village!
Code green code green!
“Ow! What just hit my face!”
Godzilla strikes the home. Defense
Humans think that this will work…
you nasty non hairy beast
NOOO NOO please dont shoot me!
Did you humans REALLY think that I only eat bugs?
I’m no monster! I’m not Godzilla! The only reason I am here is I want a midmillenia snack!
Maybe if we just move around he won’t see us…
Tommy? Is that you?
Oh no,It’s GODZILLA!
Attack the enemy!
Ewwww green flies with stingers.
IT’S GODZILLA!!
Wait where are my iguana minions
Oh great!Solders!
All I need is a lighter… and a city…. and a ocean…
You terrorize one city, and suddenly, your marked for life!
call the president!, the dragon has come
Godzilla….. surrender now. And don’t eat me please.
Dang it, Lizzie! Don’t mess up my toys!
Why Jonny… why did you have to start Toy War I???
Don’t shoot me please!!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Lizards Episode XVII: Revenge of the Little Green Plastic Soldier Toys!!!
Shoot me it won’t hurt
After he got back from the Great Lizard War, Jim was never the same.
Eh to small.
“He got are captain run!” ” wait we can’t run …”
ahhhh godlizza!
Do you ever get the feeling you’re being watched?
What are these tiny dudes pointing sticks at me for?
Godzilla is back in a new form,pet mode!
uh…can i have reinforcements
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Oh no its Godzilla! Abort!
OH Your its on!!!
take me to your leader
hold on boys i like the british what am i even doing here?
Im armored!!
“Should i go for Crunchy or should i go for the one that might have a small bang to it?”
The Frog Attack it will eat your brain!!!
WATCH OUT! It’s the huge MEGATOAD! Take Cover! Wait… IS It a MEGATOAD?
If I stay still, and don’t look them in the eye, I will be safe.
Ready, Aim FIRE!!
its ok! i have only come to attack the cat for eating your friends!
This is a gorrila war!Not an iguana war!
Come on! It’s not like I ate TWO presidents or something!
You know, I’ve been known to eat green things.
Bring me Han Solo!
WHO’S Godzilla?
Houston, we have found Iguazilla. Send back-up and a King Sized Bazooka.
godzilla won’t defeat us this time!
ALIEN INVASION! Sir what should we do?
WHY ARE YOU GREEN
“Fight me if you will”
Run it’s Godzilla
So let me get this straight. He’s staring at us while we’re trying to shoot him, right?
FIRE!!!!
Ahhh! Another knight in shining green armor.
Oh look, gigantic human-shaped grapes! Who put these here?
Sir, the Alien has finally arrived.
Secret seen from toy story 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So… Salvation army does deliver!
Its petes dragon!
I just need to camoflague into one of them!
Maybe if I stay still, they will never see me!
Just stay still and they will never see you coming
Come at me bro!
fire at will! but my name is igua
Bow to me peasants! Serve me my root beer.
I come in peace! I just want to join the Army. I already have a camouflage uniform. Look… PURPLE!
come on, I just want to get to my food
I’ve heard of dogzilla and godzilla but this is ridiculous
Here he comes… Lizard-zilla!
Is that a fly you are holding?
Houston, we have a problem!
NO!! I wanted barbie dolls!!!
the great lizard is ALIVE!
What happened to the soldiers raising the flag?
Have we met?
Oh gosh, we have discovered the abominable iguanasaurus! We’ll need a king size bazooka for this!
Jeez I know I signed up for the army but I didn’t know this would happen!
Sir, I think we have found godzillas child.
Stop that! I’ve spent 4 hours trying to get my scales to align just right!
It’s okay! Our new armor is impervious to lizard-fire
AHHH! It’s godiguana!
“I ask for food, and I get little plastic figurines?!? How incompetent my owner is.
YUCK!!!! WAY TOO CRUNCHY!!
They can’t see me if I stay still… right?
Fe-FI-FO-FUM. Wait, is that turkey?
Fools! You cant stop me! The reptiles shall rule the galaxy!
Shouldn’t their soldiers be real and big?
DESTROY THE FIRE BREATHING DRAGON, BOYS! Boys? Are you listening to me; kill it!
This pokemon go craze is getting out of hand!
Ahh humans. Too easy. Who should I eat first?
The frog just took out Isis!!
This frog took out Isis
A single frog took down Isis
If only this were real
What ever happened to peeling potatoes when you broke a rule?
men its the end lizardzilla is upon us run
RUN!!! GODZILLA’S BACK!!!!!
“again?!! i thought we destroyed it!!!!!” “Sir, that was it’s eggs!sir, sir?”
toy animal control is a perk of 2017
Yes, I would like a cheese pizza with two garlic breadsticks. Thankyou
ITS GODZILLA JUNIOR! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
Militarized police are sure getting out of hand.
Not sure if small men or big iguana.
Lololol so funny
The new wave of mutant lizards are here.
Surrender! Or die!
Stand down Humans, or feel the heat of my fire-breath!
retreat!!!!!!
…and in other news: the newest “Godzilla” movie was a complete failure.
Steve’s obsession with becoming Godzilla is starting to get out of hand.
hopefully it doesnt see us
Oh look! Lunch!
Why don’t you two fetch me a Coke
It’s Godzilla! Fun for cover!
Mwhaaa you will die
Hold it men this might be Jimmys pet
RODAN you shall fall!!!
I think he’s friendly. AAUGH!!!
STOP YOU MONSTER. OR DIE. Hey are you even listening to me FIRE!
Run Forest Run
Is that a lizardsaurus rex? I thought they were extinct!
Take cover the lizard has arisen.
Retreat!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHH!!!! King Cricket!!!!!!!
Its time to fight Lizerdzilla
FIRE! wait, these guns are plastic! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Its Mothra as a Child
Our more sensitive viewers may want to look away at this point, we will cover SEAL team 5 as they take on the fierce task of cleaning Mr. Slithers.
Commander, permission to requisition Transport Dragon A-6 for our mission?
No, honest! I can breathe fire! You don’t want to tangle with me!
Shoot me, or I’ll eat you alive!
General, I think he heard you cricket chirp ring tone.
Watch out for the igunasaurus rex everyone!
“That is one scaly tank!”
Are you going to do something or what?
Watch out men! It’s Godzilla’s little brother!
crazy humans!!! surrender or die !!!!
world war REPTILE!!!
ooooh finally something fun to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Attack that giant alien monster!Um sir its just an friendly lizard sir!
Cmon, you have to get closer. The bet was for you to poke it.
Oh no!!! Well, at least it’s my lunch break!
how about that, they left men on my pillow
Wait, where’s my backup?!!
Whaaaaat? NO! I’m TOTALLY NOT Godzilla!!
One small step for man, a giant leap forHOLY COW ITS A GIANT LIZARD GET OUT OF HERE MEN, AND WHILE YOUR AT IT CALL THE AVENGERS!!!
Relax. They’re just shaving my beard.
You would think that my eggs were eaten by a predator, but by SOLDIERS???! Now that’s appalling.
“What, do you want to shoot little old me, Godzilla the iguana?”
MEET THE DINO THAT SHALL END THE HUMAN RACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MWHA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!
more fire power John! … John!
How many times do I have to tell you to stop feeding that lizard your vegetables!
“Okay everyone, we have come to our target. Wait! It’s standing still! Is it looking into the sky?” says a soldier. “Well, good think I have these sharp toes of mine,” the frog whispers.
I surrender!! I surrend… oh, wait a minute. Make the tiny green guys surrender!
You cannot stop me, or I have iguana powers!
Siri: “Do iguanas eat plastic?”
Not a 2nd GODZILLA!!!!!!
..why is the military aiming their rifles at a poor, defenseless giant lizard./ ?
STOP! I’M INNOCENT!
Maybe all that call of duty will come in handy
We have spotted the creature, permission to move in.
FOOLS! YOUR HUMAN MAGIC DOES LITTLE TO STOP THE POWER OF THE REPTILES!!
mommy,godzilla is crushing the city
Ready, aim, ribbit!
Alright men, this is what we have been training for!
Its 1954 all over again
You’re supposed to act as if your the iguana…
Omg it’s lizardomania
It’s Godzilla! Quick, get it in the throat!
I hope they’ll win the war that Trump declared!
Honey I shrunk the soldiers!
Ok guys here’s a mission brief. We got to cover for the Genetic Mutation team, their experiment got loose.
I knew I could be godzilla to someone!
What have i done?! (Throws himself on the ground before them)
Honestly the lizard just be like “Bow to me!”
FIRE!!!!
WAIT what?! hold your fire! Ow that hurt way more than i expected
crazy humans
kill da giant!
See,this is why I didn’t want mom to get Johnny army figures for Christmas.
its a lizard its a dinosaur its godzzila no no no what is it a national menace.
Anybody here? I’m hungry! Oh… some men. Yummy. Gobble them up!
Spiderman doesn’t know that I’m a real lizard now.
“Oh no! A Giant Lizard!”
“Oh no! Tiny talking plastic army men!”
Cease Fire! I am Invincible!
AWESOME
READY! AIM! EXTERMINATE!
any last words Godzilla?
Hold your fire men, this might be Timmys pet!
You think you humans are so powerful, but your bullet-proof vests will do nothing to protect you from my crushing jaws!
Are you crickets?
Watch Out! He looks like he would go for the eyes.
“its godzilla on four feet!!!should we attack commander cody?”
Shall I eat them all now or save some for dinner?
Okay, did you get my crickets I ordered a couple days ago?
The target has been spotted.
Basically Percy and Annabeth in The Last Olympian.
Well I guess they’ve already blown a hole in his ear!
AHHHHHHHH! Don`t shot!
Come on Sarge We don’t want to be passive-aggressive.:(
Woah! Woah! Watch the guns! I’m not Godzilla! I’m LIZARDZILLA!
How dumb are they? The more of them I eat, the more they send!
its lizard zilla! Advance troopers
Apperently, humans come in mini size. BOW BEFORE ME!
Oh No!, it’s iguadzila
The enemy has released its superweapon!
They’ve been sitting here for so long, I think that they are trying to put me under siege.
it’s Godzilla! Get away from Tokyo, ya nasty beast!
Sarge…I don’t think our weapons will do anything to him!
the attack of godzilla!
Bow down or be crushed!
We meet again…
Guys! I’m not a Bearded Dragon! I’m an Iguana.
READYYY! AIMMM! FI – wait! That’s not Godzilla!
We might need some reinforcements!
attack
YUM THEY LOOK LIKE PIZZA.I LOVE PIZZA
NOM NOM NOM. I ATE THE GENERAL.
I… AM! GODZILLA!!
Okay, fine, I’ll share my crickets.
Are you my owners?
HA HA HA! I WILL EAT YOU ALL LIKE SO MUCH DEEP FRIED HUMAN!!!!
“Yeah he’s cute, but Captain said we gotta get our own lunch!”
I have heard of dogzilla, but this is just ridiculous!!!
I can breath fire, fried or crunchy!!!
OH NO! GODZILLA
Quiet! I still think he doesn’t see us!
I’m not Lizardzilla! I’M A SOCK!! STINKY SOCK!!!!
I surrender !
Pacific Rim –
The breach is built again. The Kaiju are back!!!
Destroy the defense building! FIRE!!!
I thought Godzilla was only in the movies!
shoot you Godzilla ah …
I am LIZARDZILLA! Bow before me or prepare to be chicken nuggets!
Kill the iguana.
I’m just thinking “one sweep of the tail”.
Bow before me, little humans!
Remind me how to put it of safety sergeant.
Remind me how to turn of safety sergeant.
What are these things?
Stop! I just want some crickets!
General: Take him down.
Scared Solider: B-but it’s Godzilla.
Godzilla must be contained!!!
Don’t kill me I am innocent
I will stand down
SARGE! I TOLD YOU NOT TO KEEP THOSE CRICKETS!
Well this is new…
Alright men aim… FIRE!
Day 40, freddy still hasn’t notice.
Can someone move this reptile out of the way? It’s wrecking our Toy Story scene!
We’re off to slay the Lizard, the terrible Lizard of Oz!
Nobody make a move, If we stand still, it won’t see us. (hopefully!)
Mutated dinosaurs have come back to life!
for the last time im not godzilla
Look out troops! It’s Godzilla!
Godzilla 2:The return
Finally, I thought I ate all of these snacks so I have more food to last longer until the winter
I will conquer all of those ground troops and take over all of the world
oh no it’ Jurassic world all over again
how come these bugs have guns?
There seems to be more and more of these things around each day!
MMM…lunch time
Fire at beardzilla !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The new wave of genetically modified lizards are here.
Iguana fight you!
Yum! A snack!
Halt! That was our new cricket tank you just ate!!!
No, guys I am NOT godzilla i’m just your new neighbor
look out! its a dragon!
Uh-Oh,it’s the IGUANA SLAYERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ooo! May I have one?
Send in more troops! Now!
Ahhh! Another giant monster is here in Toyko. Send in more troops now!
Can I just say that that is what it feels like to be tall
Modern day knights and dragons
Slay the dragon
Jaba da hut in da house
GODZILLA!
Hey, Isn’t there a way we can behave diplomatically, Mr. Zilla?
Guys I’m just a frog.. Why do you want to kill me?
I am the mighty iguanifier!
Soldier “Sarge, imagine what the bathrooms will be like”
I think we should call for backup.
Day 86 behind enemy lines: They have released an unknown super weapon against us. One of us has to be a spy!
it’s godzilla’s mom get her
Don’t make me use my dragon breath! After all I am a bearded dragon!
Finally, people smaller than me!
the revenge of Godzilla
i am sphinx bow before me
Don’t shoot!
hold your ground men, its LIZARDZILLA.
BOW DOWN TO MEEEE
You can run, but you’ll only die tired…
This is what godzilla’s son does for godzilla training
Release the hounds wait I mean iguanas
OK! I SURRENDER! PLEASE STOP HURTING ME!
We can do it we have the technology!!
(5 minutes later) Ummm…are those tiny men going to attack yet?
ME GODZILLA!!!! Oh, by the way, do you know a good hamburger place?
Trying to scare Me?
“It’s Godzilla’s brother, King Liz!”
it’s trying to eat me
if there’s a giant frog where’s the giant fly?
oh thanks for the food chomp chomp
Coming to a theatre near you: Night of the killer iguana!
Ok there has obviously been a misunderstanding I’m not godzilla,im the family pet!!!
Aaah under attack.
You motrals can not defeat me
You are a mere shadow under my throne
let me think… have i already seen them before?
That tickles
Me……GODZILLA!!! oh, by the way, do you know a good burger place??
This is for the city boys!
bow down to me
Game over, Man! Game over!
you think your puny guns will hurt me? i am godzilla’s cousin!
what ya looking at
ME GODZILLA!! Oh, by the way, do you know a good burger place??
why are they not moving?
why aren’t are guns working?
Oh no! Im under attack!
Shoot! SHOOT!
Look out, men, here comes Godzilla!
he’s taken our most important resource … PAAANNNCAAAKESS!!!
Godzilla as a kid
RUN SAVE YOURSELVES!!!!!!
It’s toadzilla
Good thing you guys can’t aim!
I am the lone lizard. I come in peace
Do not fire I am innocent!
Oh please… The kid thinks those little plastic soldiers are going to stop me?
PLAS-TIC? Must be a new brand of food.
Im bigger than you!
Is there something on my chin?
Is there something on my chin?
commanders log:
day 26 the beast has taken out many soldiers we are now on the attack to finish him off!
Who dare come near me!
Mom things from toy story are trying to hurt me!
Sarge: If we go up the middle we are practically invisible!
Recruit: And you logic behind that?
Sarge:The eyes are on the side of its head.
We are up against a cold blooded killer
What are they doing?
What are they trying to do?
What are they trying to do? Whatever it is it’s not working.
soldier: anyone seen the colonel. Iguana: I have, but he’s gone now
This will make a great snack.
oh my gosh its huge!!!! shoot it down Godzilla must not reach Tokyo!
TCU really went all out when they said they weregoing big
Code red! Code red! We have godzilla 2.0 on the loose
Now sit still and say: “Cheese!”
I come in peace
Don’t run men. Don’t. Run for your lives!
Uh…. Guys? Is three against one really fair?
I wonder when they will actually start attacking me.
You Think you can hurt me with that?
It wasn’t me! I swear!
They launched their secret weapon! Fall back!!
Of course even though I’m the scariest Zilla, my cousin gets the big movie break!
Lizard: want to be friends? Toy soldiers: RUN!
why can’t they be worms???
it’s the dragon smaug
should i bring toilet paper on this camping trip?
Uncle Godzilla said this was a piece of cake!
Mom, can I eat them?
Find the weak spot! Oo,oo! I found it
Hey look some flies.
I didn’t know Godzilla had a cousin!
#toadasourous who feeds you
I guana eat you! Mix I and guana (iguana)
watch out, my cuteness will destroy you.
Oh, no soldiers it’s Godzilla!
Die little soldiers! You guys are so annoying!!!!
Shoot them!
Reptile and Amphibian study merit badge is now required!
We’re gonna need a bigger Dutch oven!
dont shoot
For real you thank you can kill me i am five times bigger then yo
finally!!!!!!!!!!!!! by playing poke’mon go we found a dragonite
These aren’t army men! These are angry men!
MAKE WAY FOR BEARDED-ZILLA!!!!!
I a your master, you fools!!
So this is what it feels like to be big
GET OUT THE FLY-WINGED DYNAMITE!!!!!!
ready,aim,get him!!!
My brother, godzilla, has been acting up today. sorry
OH NO!!! Dragon!!!!
“do you see anything, cuz i dont. he he he!”
WOW! what a easy catch!
Good thing we have this big army, right guys? Guys?!
I think were gonna need a bit more than rifles to take this thing down…
I’m Godzilla!
Roar!!!! I’m lizzilla!!!
Godzilla strikes again!
hands up
Ready, Aim…BURP!!
“Ready, aim…BUUUUURRRRRRPPPP!!!”
“We seem to be at an impasse.”
What did I do??????
its not polite to shoot a lizard. (:
“mom,can I eat the soldiers yet?””no?””oh yeah, they ARE plastic!”
“Commander we can’t break through it’s scales! shall we retreat”?
I am… GODZILLA!!!
“Don’t move or Iguana shoot!”
It’s Okiniguana.
Godzilla! Fire your guns!
Bang, Bang,bang.
this is going to be a lot harder than I thought.
were taking you down,godzilla
Why grown-ups hate pollution
It is gorilla take him down
ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!!!!!!(Why have they not shot me yet?!)
should i breath fire on the city because they have no planes or not
I got tricks up my ARMY
MINIFIGURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If Godzilla can do it, so can I!
Bro! You’re so tiny!
I am mighty!!!
no not them noooooooooooooo please don’t harm me i’m only godzilla
HA!!!!!!
“They’ve been standing there for six days now and haven’t made a sound. I think they’re scared of me.”