Write a Funny Caption For This Photo
What’s going on in this picture? What is that balloon dog doing or thinking?
If you can think of a funny caption for this photo, just post it in the comment form at the bottom of this page. After we approve it, your funny caption will be on this page for everyone to read.
Click here to write captions for more funny photos.
-
Write a Funny CaptionWrite a Funny Caption For This Photo
-
Write a Funny CaptionWrite a Funny Caption For This Photo
-
Write a Funny CaptionWrite a Funny Caption For This Photo
-
Write a Funny CaptionWrite a Funny Caption For This Photo
-
Write a Funny CaptionWrite a Funny Caption For This Photo
-
Write a Funny CaptionWrite a Funny Caption For This Photo
-
Write a Funny CaptionWrite a Funny Caption For This Photo
-
Write a Funny CaptionWrite a Funny Caption For This Photo
-
Write a Funny CaptionWrite a Funny Caption For This Photo
-
Write a Funny CaptionWrite a Funny Caption For This Photo
-
Write a Funny CaptionWrite a Funny Caption For This Photo
-
Write a Funny CaptionWrite a Funny Caption For This Photo
-
Write a Funny CaptionWrite a Funny Caption For This Photo
-
Write a Funny CaptionWrite a Funny Caption For This Photo
-
Write a Funny CaptionWrite a Funny Caption For This Photo
-
Write a Funny CaptionWrite a Funny Caption For This Photo
-
Write a Funny CaptionWrite a Funny Caption For This Photo
-
Write a Funny CaptionWrite a Funny Caption For This Photo
-
Write a Funny CaptionWrite a Funny Caption For This Photo
-
Write a Funny CaptionWrite a Funny Caption For This Photo
-
Write a Funny CaptionWrite a Funny Caption For This Photo
-
Write a Funny CaptionWrite a Funny Caption For This Photo
-
Write a Funny CaptionWrite a Funny Caption For This Photo
-
Write a Funny CaptionWrite a Funny Caption For This Photo
-
Write a Funny CaptionWrite a Funny Caption For This Photo
-
Write a Funny CaptionWrite a Funny Caption For This Photo
-
Write a Funny CaptionWrite a Funny Caption For This Photo
-
Write a Funny CaptionWrite a Funny Caption For This Photo
-
Write a Funny CaptionWrite a Funny Caption For This Photo
-
Write a Funny CaptionWrite a Funny Caption For This Photo
forget Romeo and Juliet this is a real tragedy.
I need to touch it…..
I wonder why my mother tells me these things are dangerous.
The crusade know no bounds
Soulmates
Oh-uh he’s gonna POP
Want to hug?
What will happen if I come near i-POP!!!
ooh whats this?
Ok, this is about to blow up
Curiousity popped the ballon
Uh-oh… this is going to hurt!
ballon workor ok we got a problem heer
Don’t ruin this for me please
are you my friend??? Or are you a trap??
You made it Gerald!… *Hugs* …POP!
OOH. I wonder if I can sit on… *POP*
OOH SUCH A PRETTY PL… *POP*
ahhhhhh!!!
I don’t think this is going to end well…
Though warned repeatedly not to play together, the two friends snuck off and played a tragic game of Mother May I?
“wow! what a pretty plant! my grandparents would love it! now if i could just…”*POP*
Fighting the cacti virus 🦠
*in a exaggerated British voice* And so it seems that our little rubbery friend; Balloonus animalus, or balloon animal, has found what he thinks is a potential mate, but little does the air sac know that this is prickly situation he got himself into. So he comes closer and closer till one of the pricks make him spontaneously combust. Perhaps this pairing was just not meant to be…
I just wanna touch it… juuuuust touch one bit. I CANT RESIST IT!!!!!!! POP!!!!
gulp
I think i’m gu’na blow!
duuuhnuh duuhnuh dunuh dunuh POP
This was a bad idea.
POINTY! It’s been such a long time! gimme a hug!
sorry, this just isn’t gonna work.
I kinda want to touch it
That looks dangerous!
hey cactus wanna cage match when gets to cage match *oofff*
Hi!!!!!!!!!!!! *attempts to high five* *POP*
this looks safe!
Hey amigo how ar- *POP*.
Finnaly I’ve met my match
I do not think this relationship will work.
WAIT, MY MOM SAYS I’M NOT ALLOWED TO BE AROUND SHARP OBJECTS
Hi friend! Handshake?
123 pop
Not this time cactus!
This is the end
Don’t you dare touch me cacti.Are you listening?!?
Pop goes the weasel.
What are those? Are they fluffy?
Don’t Do It Don’t Do It….
10 hours later…Don’t Do It Don’t Do It….
I’m in no danger at all.
(Cactus) can I have a hug?
Mr. cactus: How about a hug?
Don’t. You. DARE!
It looks safe from here on out guys!
Cactus:come a little bit closer…
Just one…more…step!
Looks like we’re in a prickly situation.
Looks soft
You’re lookin’ a little green….want a hug?
*Gust of wind* See you in the afterlife my dear old friend
Aah, Mr. Balloon Dog. My old arch-nemesis.
FrIeNd Or FoE?
There’s something about you that just sticks out at me.
when hugs will kill you
What’s this, mama?
What great thorns you have grandma
If my new friend moves, I’ll scream! literally!
Ooh look its spikes! I’ve always wanted to know what they feel like.
hi… um friend.
Help! It’s my only death! I’m about to die with one more push!
This looks safe…maybe I should get a little closer.
Look, Mama! I made a new fren!
Bring it on.
In your profile picture, you looked a lot more huggable.
Ouch!My nose.
nsif,snif,snif,Mmmm smells good enough,pop
When you stare death in the face…
Ooooh whats this?
Oh Hai there
*GIVES CACTUS A HUG* OOOOOOF
Balloon: Hey, i think i’ll be your friend i like you.
(fan turns on and balloon pops)
Balloon:And I trusted you!
Back away slowly my cousin had this happen to him…
Hey, look! A toilet!
Hello darkness my old friend I’ve come meet with you again
come on you silly looking death thingy, lets FIGHT!!!
Looks like it would tickle.
Just keep running……….
me when we have home work
Maybe it’s bristly because it needs a hug.
Real life Fortnite battle royale
The forbidden fruit.
what will happen is i touch this. *POP* ooof
My senses say “no.”J
Oh great another one
My archenemy the… cactus
When you realize why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog…
Begon, you beast!
what does this button do…
ummmmmmm…
i’m sick so i shouldn’t get near you
when your date is to sick to go to prom and you need a backup.
oh no. ITS A CACTUS! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! oh yeah, i cant run.
Let’s be friends
When you are having a staring contest with death
When your so close to accomplishing your goals and a cactus gets in your way
Should I touch it?(its so temtping!)
i think ur about to burst my bubble
Jeffy away from the cactus. No daddy.
I want to hug you!
romeo and juliet gone wrong. :/
The clown made me
you don’t want to do that! POP! i told you so.
now we know how the world started
My love, i can not keep this relationship up without blowing to pieces.
Let’s be friends. “POP”
THE FINAL BATTLE
Look it’s a wild cactus
BFFUWE (best friends forever until we hug)
“I don’t know what it is, but I KNOW that once I get hold of it, it’s gonna change my whole life!”
do not push me into that
Thanos VS Iron Man be like
*POP* I HATE YOU!!!
I…I just don’t think this relationship will work, i’m sorry.
Jeffy!!! AWAY from the cactus!!!
“let me give you a hug”
I don’t think this relationship is going to work out…
DO NOT TURN ON THE FAN! PLEEEEAAASE! I CAN’T MOVE ON MY OWN!
ummmm… hi?
save me,pop!
My mom said to not be friends but let’s hug
I chose great toys, don’t I?
Hhmmm that’s one weird looking doggy treat
i mean, my kids’ll miss me, but when they see this on instagram, they’ll crack up.
hi there mister (shakes hand) nooo it was my arch nemesis cactus man
Bark! Bark! You killed my grandpa!
I don’t think our relationship would quite work out…
YOU DONT SCARE ME!!!
Your eyes really “pop”
What if I touch it? … OOF!
Hugz?
I did this for a dare…POW!
we meet again, my mortal enemy.
Just a little bit clos- POP
Tell my wife, I died a hero!
Nice meeting you. Shake hands?
My worst enemy…
Big green spiky thing. Time to hug it!… POP! I’m dead
pop goes the weasal
I wonder what happens if I touch this plant………
I am a normal dog and i do not die! *OOF* oh right i’m a balloon…. OOOOOOF!!!
Balloon .vs. cactus!New one.
You can’t touch this
What happens if I touch it?
I wonder what happens when I touch that spikey thing…
Nice to meet you! Shake my hand…
A murder waiting to happen.
“I have come to face you.”
Balloon Dog: I wonder if normal dogs just go around sniffing cacti. I sure do.
Yer EVIL.
(Cactus) Dont touch meeeeeeee!!!!
POP!
the odds are balloon:0% cactus:99.99% KARMA:0.01%
Hey how do you do? Let’s hug…..
Forbidden love.
Hey what’s poppin?
A new foe to defeat for I am ballon dog
Ohhh what’s this ah
Hi there, deadly whatever!
I don’t think this relationship is going to work out.
Do you want a hug?
Watch out jimmy, it’s terminator!
Can I have a hug?
Watch where you’re going prickly!
Sooo… u wanna fight huh?
my worst enemy
I will pop you silly balloon because I’m an evil cactus!!!
Well, this is awkward…
Are you my mother? *rushes up and gives hug*
I have a bad fealing about this.
we meet agian
its branch and poppy!
Why are YOU here?
I just don’t think this relationship is working out…
YOLO!
Houston, we gotta a problem.
A true near death situation.
sooooooooo, wanna catch a movie?
blind dates be like
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
easy come easy go
I’m sorry Cindy i just don’t think this relationship is gonna workout
Free hugs!
Tommy the balloon dog didn’t know what trouble he was getting himself into.
you have so much to live for
sorry, this just won’t work out… we have differences
This looks like it’s going to hurt
He looks nice…
You shall not pass!
We are from two different worlds, we just don’t mix! One last hug…
Not smart doggy
Oh hello MR. cactus. OW!!! I popped 🙁
irony
Tough love right guys? Guys?…
SO…. I heard you were giving out free hugs…..
HELP!!!! ITS THE EVIL CACTI MAN!!!!
Well well well…. we meet again…
If I…POP!
Please…Don’t kill me
Don’t get to close.boom! No!
“I have come to face on of my greatest fears.”
Hi, there. You look sad. Wanna hug?
Back away sloooowlyyy…
my nemesis!!!
Opps wrong way
Oooooh…. pointy!
Princess Bride didn’t think of that , that is a good one.
what does this do?
POOF!
heeeere little doggy….
heeeeeeeere little doggy…
Oh.wonder what will happen if I hug it.
It’s now Time to face my greatest fear.
what balloon doggies find tasty but isn’t.
It’s so mesmerizing, I just want to…
My worst nightmare!!!!
Don’t move!!!!
My name is Indigo Montoya you kill my father,prepare to die.
give me a hug!!
Uh, I don’t think this relationship is working out…
yummy POP!
Oh no……. My worst nightmare
DONT MOVE A MUSCLE LITTLE BALLON DOGGY OR ELSE YOU ARE D-E-A-D LITERALLY
Do you think I’m scared.. Because I am
This totally is not a cactus, im going to get next to it.
My my what do we have here—POP!!🤯🤯
I wonder what this is. pop!!!!!
Oh, I want to touch it. But…. I shouldn’t touch it. Agh, I REALLY want to touch it!But…whatever,here goes nothing! POP!
IT ISNT WORTH IT, TRUST ME.
It feels so wrong, and it still looks wrong. GET A HOLD OF YOUR LIFE, BALLOON DOG.
Please don’t look down.
I feel like I could burst with joy!
A little closer doggie and you’re dead!
i need a hug
I wonder what this does.
its the nightmare NEEDLES!!!!!!!!
When your blind and want to make some friends.
End me
This situation seems rather RUFF! RUFF RUFF!
C’mon! Family hug-POP☠️
Hello! What is your na-POP
A-HA! I have found the murderer of Billy Balloon!
Legend had it. He never came back.
I want to touch it
You are kidding me! I can’t touch it mom!
Hi, what’s your name?
Uhhh….. I’ll just be all the way over there if you need me!!!
every balloon’s worst nightmare.
every balloon’s worst nightmare.
Goodbye everyone
And then he tripped into the cactus… moral of the story? Cacti is the devil.
oh, shoot.
Don’t worry, I wont hurt you. Just a little closer . . .
Well this cactus looks fluffy
free hugs?
i’ll have a blast with you here!
Personal space, cactus!
youtube video:
Ooh, what happens if i touch this?
…
this little piggy went to the market. & this little piggy went BOOM!
And this is this is my best friend, Joe! I thought you should meet him…
what that looks like a football POP!
Ow!!!
I am never going to come to your house again!!!
Jimmy: “Oooooh this looks interesting”
Mom: “Jimmy Noooooooo!”
A loud popping sound was then heard from a mysterious source
I want to touch it so bad 😀 pop 💀☠️.
I want to touch it 😀. Boom 🤯
I want to touch it
I want to touch it
And then I turned around- and I was face to face with the Grim Reaper!
Excuse me…do you have the time?
Why can’t we be friends?!!
Goodbye, cruel world!
I haven’t seen you for a while friend, hugs?
So close ☠️
Hi I my name is cactus what’s yours?
I WANNA TOUCH IT!!!!!!
Sorry girl. This relationship isn’t going to work out😞
Help before I blow up I can’t move myself you know.
just a little bit closer, like one inch closer
Please don’t do it Gus.
Dooon’t…… Poppp…..Mmmmme!!!!
can i hug yo-POP!!!!
a relationship doomed to fail
Bad dog! Get away from there!
The death hug.
Hmm… I wonder what this is?
I wonder what will happen if I touch it?………..pop!
Ready, set, go! POP!
I have a bad feeling about this -Han Solo
Back away from the cactus.
Hi friend you must be new want a hug…pop!
he-he heeeeeey buddy, I was just leaving.
Come on, Johanna! Just one little kiss?
back off dude.I don’t think this is going to end out well.
I wonder what would happen if i got too close to this??
Looks like it’s just you and me…
Help, help a wolf cactus! Peter said
Excuse me!!!!!
“OW! Today is sure a bad day!”
The interesting tale of two seemingly incompatible objects,
Today on Unlikely Friendships,
are you my father let me give you a hug POP
This is an intresting fire hydrant!
I’m not sure about this doggy poo
we are soo opposites
I’ll deal with this…..POP!
The wild poodle, stalking his prey.
“Girl meets world” in a nutshell
I think I’ll step away right-POP!
You prove a great point
Bubble,bubble,POP!!!
hugs?
Danger!
Please no not today
Uh oh.. the alien has arrived! Retreat!
I’m sorry, spike, But I don’t think this relationship is going to work out.
My name is Pink are you Prickly dude
My name is Pink are you Prickly
dude back off i’m going to “go”
dude back off
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
Our arguments make us friends.
to touch or not to touch, that is the question.
I don’t think we should play tag guys, someone could get hurt.
The relationship between a balloon and a cactus. To be or not to be.
“I should lick it…”
I can tell that we are gonna be friends[jack johnson]
Don’t worry! I am safe!🤥
I hope this doesn’t hurt!
This looks interesting
Trees are so last season.
Don’t do it, Timmy! You have so much to live for!
POP goes the weasel – or rather, the poodle.
Not to close but still close.😳
“Should I kiss her or should I not? …”
DON’T HURT ME I’M JUST A LITTLE PINK PUPPY! I HAVE A LIFE TO LI- POP!!
*Sniff Sniff KA-BLAM
HUG TIME…..
Dude! Green clashes with pink!
Hi friend! lets have a hugging party!
Hi friend! lets hold hands!
Hi friend! Lets play!
All my life, Death has been my constant companion, and now I will see his prickles.
should I, or should I not, that is the REAL question
When I talk to him, I never know how he’s gonna react.
“You’re a terrible man mr. cactus. I can hear the shots of a gun, oh wait,that’s no gun its a-” POP!!!
What is he doing
Welcome to the Arizona state border.
Somebody start some “pop” music please.
Well, this sure is a prickly situation.
I AM A POKEY LITILE PUPPY
Popping noises – ballon sayz: Bye bye:D.
K get to the point says cactus. Popping noises. Pop goes the balloon
And then, poor Jimmy took “Hug Day” too far.
“I thought he was my friend, but when I went over to his house….”
Ok. I see the point no need to stab.
You know, I want to give you a big hug!
Hi! I’m Olaf, and I like warm hugs!
NOOO PINKY NOOO!!!
hopefully this doesn’t blow up in my face
DONT TOUCH THAT!!!
It was sure nice of Bill to give me this plant
Well, you see, my mom thinks you’re a bad influence.
Be careful, pops.
Stephen, Ma always told you to stay away from those.
want to play cheese touch!
Uh o- “POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Why can’t we be friends?
Maybe I’ll pop you this time!
this is a cucumber, right?
What does this do?
No! No! I’ll tell you everything! DON’T MAKE ME TOUCH IT!
Not the kind of relationship I had in mind………..
we meet again, enemy!
I’m sorry,Spike, but I don’t think this will work!!
hmmm wonder what this feels like
Should I “go” here or go?
Hello cactus my old DEATH
So… I have to kick it to win the dare?
do i HAVE to?
I feel like something is going to happen.
I shall pop you, fowl balloon!
Outcast…
We were not meant to be friends…
Hmmm….. I wonder what happens when it touches me??????
Hey Buster!
So I have to sit on it to win the dare? Sounds easy enough!
We have been dating for so long… Let’s hug!
Poor Tom never saw the cactus coming
Friend or enemy…. i guess i’ll see!
Please … please… I thought we had a good friendship…one little hug?
POP! Goes the… doggy?
inches away from death…
Uh.. I’ll just leave now.
is this the history of balloons mueseum
Excuse me, what way to the art history mueseum
OK OK I GET THE POINT!
Hey, Let’s not get all prickly here.
Hi… I’m a service dog, so… you know… no petting me.
Are you my mother?
This is where we last saw our dear friend Philip. We can only hope that he had gone into another dimension using this sharp object, instead of the most probable cause: dying a horrible death by spontaneous combustion.
do not float.
my son says you keep poking him and it hurts very bad.
DIE evil cactus!
Man, House hunting is hard.
Man, my date is sure prickly.
Honey… I don’t think this relationship will work out…
This relationship isn’t working out.
Woah friend, no hugs please.
So uhh, wonderful weather we’re having?
So, this is good for me?
Are you my mom? *Touches cactus and pops*
I knew it vegetables were bad for your health!!!!
“POPDOGS! POPDOGS! GET YOUR POPDOGS HERE!
your days of popping are over…Cactdie
Ooh! Cact-die! My favorite.
Cactus: Come closer, my balloon friend. I have CAAAAAAAKE!
I’m not going to get a hug easter bunny?
I hate truth or dare
Opposites Attract
Staring your enemy face to face
Seeing you again is the death of me….literally.
Really?! My name’s “Spike” as well.
My life is about to end with a bang
… and new from stephen king, the balloon murderer
ENEMY ALERT!!!!!!!
I don’t like you! Go away!
Don’t you touch me.
When Pop! Goes the weasel comes into reality
I challenge you to a duel!
Don’t…. Move…. A muscle….
how’s it popping
Don’t be a cold prickly! Try being a warm fuzzy!
hey man whats poppin’?
Ahhhh ,Its prickly for Pink Puppy!!
Ahhh, It’s prickly for Pink puppy!!
Hay! Dude lets play tag yer it POP! Ow
Cactus:It is time for my revenge on you, balloon puppy!!!
don’t burst my bubble
Hey there. Looking sharp!
Oh, no.
It’s the final boss of my game!
Time for an inspection! POP!
Bow down to the cacta-master!
I’m sorry, but I just don’t think it’s gonna work out.
It usually is pop goes the weasel, but I’m afraid that now it’s pop goes the dog!
Stop and smell the roses
give me your lunch money… or I WILL poke you.
What is the dog doing standing up like that? Sit!
do you wanna hug
Ooh! Pretty flower. I’m gonna pick it for my mom!
Some thing tells me not to lick this
soooo close !!!!
Where’d bob go
how in the world does this thing grow spikes can i touch it.
Hmmm… Jeff did not come back from his date with you…
Mom is that you?
It is time to commit war…
i just want a hug
Must, get, as close, as possible, without, popping, to impress Aliiiice…
Hmmm I wonder what will happen if I put my paw on this stick
Coming this year: Spikes 2,”THE POPPING”
hey im walking here
Uhh, hi Mr. Cactis
I’m about to become THE POKEY LITTLE PUPPY!
great…aah!
It’s my worst nightmare come true!
Hmmm, I wonder what happens if I touch this?
What a prickly bad friend you are!!
looks like we could use a new icebox, huh?
Are you sure about this? I could try to climb to the top, but something tells me I would die before I got started!
Don’t you lay a needle on me
Its true love
well this is a “twist ending”
Oh my gosh, this is the stuff of my nightmares
your’e sending me up against a cactus! I’ll never win!
So we meet again, my old nemesis…
Looking sharp babe
You look edible,
staring contest !!!!
😀 that’s a winner!
You look edible,
How to train your cactus POP! the end
somehow I think are freindship wont work.
What would happen if I touched this?
Well well well… we meet again DR. POPATRON.
Watch out for that catogrenade!!!
I am your adversary
Your balloon dog is no match for me! POP! I win!
I wish I hadn’t gone to the desert…
i’m sorry this relationship wont’t work
POP goes the doggie
Now we observe the cactus attract it’s prey ready to unleash it’s spikes.
The last will and testament of Dr. Balloon…
Its Worst Than Mom Said! They Have Spikes Too Wait I Think She Said That…
This is some Day
Wow, your looking sharp!
Cactus!! let me touch… pop!!
This is just like the drill. Slowly back away. careful….
A hug you say? sure! What harm can it do?
Have mercy!
Pop goes the doggie
WANT TO FIGHT!
pop gose sir baloon
Hmmm…I wonder what happens if I touch this?
You are NOT my mother
Hey! Where did Bob go? WAIT. OH NOES!!!
Please don’t hurt meeee.
pop quiz
Okay class pop quiz oh no…
This friendship might not work.
If you strike me down, I will be more powerful than ever!
stay away from me kid or you will die
momma
3… 2…. 1…. POP!!!!!! wait i’m still alive!
His last words were, “I wonder what happens if I touch this-” R.I.P Balloon dog
WOW nice stick!
A kiss? Awww . . . I’ll pass this time
Umm, no I wasn’t sad. (I just don’t wanna die)
Balloon Dad: Don’t touch the green cactus! Balloon son: I am BALLOON!!!
will this hurt?
Well, do you like my new sculpture?
look i would love to play footbal but as long as you don’t touch me
Uhhh… this is awkward, Mr.cactus. NICE TO MEET YOU ANYWAY!!!
hey……. a prickly fire hydrant!
I think this whole opposites attract ideas has gone too far.
oh dear
Cactus: Die balloon dog! Balloon dog: Not Today…
Some people just don’t understand our love
How do I get your spines OFF!
I don’t think you would like him I’v heard he’s a little pokey about things.
want a hug? Oh, wate, men of our kind,evacuate! its a popper!
Does this look like night at the museum?
Pop meeeeeee!!! pop meeeeee!!!!!! PLZZZZZ
They Stared deeply into their foe’s eyes. This will be a battle we will soon not forget
Are those lines it’s fur?Is it fuzzy?Let me find out.
Come closer,closer,closer,BANG!!!!!!!!!!
Warning!Balloon pop hazar….oh,no need to continue.Timmy is now a pink,rubber carpet.
Um… is this dangerous?
let’s just say it was a dare
I heard there is a killer on the loose. Have you seen him (her)?
Its an alien!!!
you want to marry me? I’ve never been that close to you.
what? this is my date? i’m never online dating again
A balloon killer is on the lose
Sad
Hello Spike! What did you say? Balloon kitty??? That does it spike.
sniff… sniff… I detect-no wait sniff… yes, I detect desert and sniff… thorns. Wait a minute, THORNS???
Hey man please do not come an closer or I will destroy you!
hey i wonder what this feels like…POP!………
I’m warning you man, back off!
I am ready for my shot, Doctor.
In case of a cactus stop, drop, and roll!
So, Sup………DOG
pun intennded
Me with someone way out of my leage…………………………….SIGH.
are you my mother?
No thanks I don’t need a hug
I hear there’s this balloon killer on the loose, and that he can kill us with mere touch!
I really want to marry you, but what’s the point if I would die if I ever even touched you?
Ya know, we’d look cute together.
Um, should I evacuate? This guy makes me feel queasy. I wonder why.
I Wonder what color pink and green and spikes!!!!!??
What’s this? I guess I can smell it – no – there goes my nose!
I probably shouldn’t but…
Hello cactus my old friend
some love never works out…
So…… Whats up?……..
When you see your friend with someone you hate.
Uh, So….. Wanna go grab some sush?
one more lick, mommy?
DO NOT take one more step.
I heard this weapon can destroy you with a mere touch!
Pop goes the doggie
Kiss me cactus 🌵💋
I NEEEEED YOUR WATER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But I’ll pop.
I don’t want to hug you spike!
When your death is right next to you
It looks so good. But no, I can’t. I will. I won’t. Ooh, I have to. Just one bite…
Poor dog, I don’t think he’ll get the point until it’s too late.
What do you mean, “It looks more like a balloon weasel”?
Stop looking at me like that 🙁
Mom? This looks fun! Thanks for the present!
If I lick this will my tongue get stuck
I wonder if a plant has been called for a murder because now it has.
pop goes the poodle!
don`t pop any one
Oh,this must be the evil popper plant!Mayday,Mayday!All must evacuate!
Wow. That dog really pops with vibrance, doesn’t it?
There’s no need to get worked up, now…
don`t pop me pop face
Time for a POP Quiz!
I love my new tree!
I see a spike
“Can we be friends?”
This is one of those relationships that never works out.
NOOOOO my old nemesis Mr cactus!!!!
Hmm… not so much a fire hydrant!
The wild Cactus is in his natural habitat stalking his prey….
We meet again balloon man, and this time I’m armed!Ha ha haa!
Earth Vader in the form of a plant.
please do not touch me you hideous poky monster
Excuse me I’m the dog here… Oh so now your going to threaten to stab me Mr. Pringles don’t make me pop
hot diggidy dog i’m going to heaven
Let’s shake on it.
Eerp…Brave last words
Wow that pink color really pops
“You know what we should do next? I think we should…”POP
Don’t look at me like that.
Oh no my worst enemy!!!!!!
Hello my deer
spike
I have a feeling this friendship isn’t going to last very long.
no hugs Jim!
this will hurt me a lot more than you
I saw this on a magic show once….
ZPG: I saw this on a magic show once….
Cactus: “What’s the matter? You look so angry you could POP any second now!”
You are kinda cute.
My worst enemy! Oh no!
You may kiss the bride.
I bet I can beatyou in a staring conteset
Cactus: Did you know that another name for a dad is a POP?
Balloon: Yeah. Why?
Don’t do it! Your popularity will not grow, it will pop! ಥ_ಥ
Pop goes the weasel!
“Beware the Cactus!”
I don’t like it but I get your point.
why hello there mr. cactus you’re looking very sharp today I quite like the spikes.
Please come closer I don’t mind
Wow! You are very protective of yourself
I am a savage
I am a savage
WARNING: This cactus is a hazard to all balloon animals. Read instructions carefully before planting.
Cactus vs balloon dog… CACRUSH WINS!!!!!
I-i’m sorry Cactus, I just can’t keep doing this much longer.
Ah, so this is what they mean by an airhead.
A scout is brave… a scout is brave…
Don’t touch it! It’s do or die!
Im sorry I love you but we just cant be!
Vwhat sharp needles you have grandma
If you kill me no one will put you back in the wild.
Please have mercy… I can`t stand these Needels!
No, no, NOT DOGS! Anything but dogs!
Ha, Ha. Joke’s over now, Joe. You can stop pretending to be a cactus now. Uh, Joe? Joe!
The only thing you have to fear, is fear itself. And, of course, cacti.
~Balloonjamin Franklin
Is that a garner ??????
Definitely NOT a fire hydrant!
I love you!!!!!
I’ll prove to you all a cactus isn’t as protective as it seems.
pop goes the weasel
POP!!! *cactus thinks, “come on I’ve killed 2 things is 2 days”*
Dogs really will sacrifice for there owners.
Dog: “Whoa! Hey big pointy dude! How’s life??”
Cactus: “I can ruin yours right now….”
“Commander, I am approaching target… Sir, there seems to be a problem, I cannot approach target. He seems to be a killing machine.” “Well, do not engage, Private. RUN!”
Tale as old as time…
It was love at first spike!
One day, a cactus and a balloon met. Then, the wind started blowing, and the balloon disappeared.
I wonder what would happen if I touch ed that?
Hey! i’m walking here!
nice cactus, nice cactus
It’s a cactus and I want to touch it.
Somebody, HELP!! I don’t want to go KABOOM!!!
Your online dating profile pic looks different.
so much for this guy being seasonal
Don’t do this to me cactus. I have a family.
OH NO! NOT A CACTUS!!!!
DON’T POP ME!!!
ha ha, you blinked
oh no, my nose is itchy
whatever you do don’t move a point
OOOOOHHHH i wonder what that is i think i will touch it
don’t pop me! I am a little balloon! you would NEVER hurt a balloon, would you??
I heard what you did last time!!!
NO!!!! IM IN THE TORTURE ROOM!!!
Soo.. tinder doesn’t always give the best match.
All around the cactus the bacon flew around the ballon flew in the cactus POP goes the ballon
Sniff … POP!
I see the story in your eyes- AHHHHHHHH!
I absolutely HATE your prickly attitude!!!!!
DON’T COME A STEP CLOSER OR THE DOGGIE GETS IT
“To hug, or not to hug; That is the question.”
You have a poker face.
Don’t kill me, please!
Can I shake your hand?
Who let you in here, cactus?
I get the POINT of this situation
Should I touch? Okay 1,2,3-POP!
Good thing I’m not alive. Wait! Gulp. How am I thinking? Gasp no don’t you dare turn the fan on.
I want to touch it so bad!
hahah! He will never see me!
“I need help.”
I can’t… But I must! But I can’t… But it’s so pretty!
Quit poking around with me!
when you are horrible in a game and a high level guy fights you
This guy is probably bad at volleyball. Always either deflates or hits the ball to the ground.
my long lost love!
Don’t even think about it.
He is a threat to the world as we know it.
Ok, ok, ok, i’ll tell you were the tresure is!
Well! No need to become offended! You are so prickly sometimes!
Hmm… I need safety pin and two large needles.
I am so sorry, dear. I am afraid this relationship just isn’t working out.
I can clean your teeth for you
spy misson: whatever you do don’t go forward.
I dare you to come closer.
Cactus:y’all look like you need a hug.balloon: no really,I shouldn’t.
Say hello to my little spike!
“Hello mister cactus i want a hug.” POP!
No!!! Wind don’t come!!!
No! It’s my last look. Wind don’t come.
Hug me!
One more step… just one more step…
hello? wait a second… you are a CACTUS!!!!!
What did the clown do to me?!!!!
A Balloon Dog and a Cactus walk into a scout meeting…
A Balloon Dog and a Cactus walk into a scout meeting…
When you try so hard
Play time
oh no you found me!!!
Do you need a hug?
I must stand up to my bully!
this means war.
Well, um……Hello………..
Why my love, must we be continually parted?
don’t do it!!!!!! your mother loves you!!!
I feel like somethings going to happen…
WARNING: This cactus is a hazard to all balloon animals. Read instructions carefully before planting.
I would like to introduce you to my best friend.
I WANT TO TOUCH IT! I WANT TO TOUCH IT!
I WANT TO TOUCH IT! I WANT TO TOUCH IT! PLEASE LET ME TOUCH IT!
So spiky…yet dangerous… I just want to touch it…
Don’t poke me
Why did you betray me when I last touched you
I just don’t think this relationship is going to work out.
DON’T GET A STEP CLOSER
just…a little…closera
Fight me, this time it’s prick proof
I’m going out with a bang.
This is going to be a blast!
PRETTY!!! LET ME TOUCH!
Disaster just waiting to happen
You’re looking sharp today.
And the Great Bobo faces off with his hated enemy, the Prickly Cactus
and jimmy unwrapped the Gag-gift at his family’s white elephant party…
Don’t hurt me .
Don’t hurt me I’m just a little dog.
i shall kick the bucket, adios, cactus
I wonder what THIS does?
Cactus “ I WILL POP YOU!!!!!” Dog “ I wonder what this green thing is… I’m gonna touch it”
Can we shake hands?
Mind if we shake hands?
Why we couldn’t be best friends!
one more step and your dead
Do I touch it? It’s got a good point!
Don,t touch it! It’s the same guy who killed Timmy!!
What a funny looking fire hydrant. Maybe I should sit on it?
its not fair when we fight!!!
Trying to avoid Star Wars spoilers like
I’m sorry, but I don’t think this relationship will work out.
Are you my mother?
Don’t be so prickly! We can be friends!
its that some candy??
Owe mr. Plant do not pinch me
Oh my favorite plant, last time you pinched me pokey
love always finds a way
I don’t think this relationship will work out.
*wines* plz don’t kill me! >_<
im blind!
am i going the right way
Ahh! cactus
save me from this torture machine!
Do you want a hug?
I know we don’t look alike, but do you want to be friends
oh no!!!!!!
Hello, is it me you’re looking for …
My name, is amigo balloony, you popped my father, prepare to die!
Don’t you dare wind I am to young to pop
That’s a good princess bride reference
Ah… my arch nemesis poper the spiky cactus.
Great! A scratching post to itch these nasty fleas off.
Balloon: why are you so prickly?
cactus:oh you are such an airhead
he is going down for real
When your dad gets mad at you.
Get away from me you creep!
I don’t want to die!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t.Even.Think.About.It.
Hmm… Let me see, sniff sniff… nooooooo
Ooooh! and what do we have here
my arch-nemisis,cactus
now this, this is true love
Mommy! give me a hug!
I WANT A HUG!!!
Pop me and your dead.
The same thing happened to my best friend Bobby once… I feel like I should touch it.
Don’t hurt me! I didn’t steal the dog treats!
This is harmless.right?
Oh it’s a green hotdog but it’s pokey should I risk dying for it? 🤔LOL
Oh it’s a green hotdog but it’s pokey should I risk dying for it? 🤔
“Hey Pops!”
Aw,shoot!i’m in trouble,aren’t i,mother
SOMETHING ISN’T RIGHT ABOUT THIS FIRE HYDRANT.
I knew we shouldn’t have moved to Arizona.
Kids, I don’t think we can decorate the tree this year.
Death is at my door
They told me I am crazy. I’ll show them!
I think I should not touch this
Oooo shiny
Ohh! can i be poped like other baloons?
Listen Pinky, I’m sorry. Now come and give me a hug!
OK I’LL TALK!
“You look sad, do you need a hug Mr. Cactus? Oh, wait, nevermind.”
why did the kid leave me here??
it’s not what you think spike
Come on,give me a hug
hmmm….. Can i pee on this thing?
We meet AGIAN!!!!!!!!!
Its a prickly pear!
hmmm…..do I know you I think we met in college.
When they said “Now you may kiss the bride” I thought, am I SURE that I want to do this?
Not this fire hydrant Spot!
okay are you the cat’s cousin
Dude you need a haircut
i knew i shouldn’t have become a balloon
i will win this stare down
Huh, I’ve always wondered how a plant looked like
RUN! IT’S THE MURDERER
I Am One With The Cactus
Wind I BEG OF YOU
your getting mugged kid, don’t make me pop you
Please don’t hurt me i have a wife and kids.
Hmmm……what’s this giant spiky thing. It looks harmless enough.
“I don’t think is is a fire hydrant… oh well better get closer to it!”
I have a feeling i should touch that! but at the same time feel like i should not
Leave me alone wind! Or else…
I think its time for me to leave now…
I think its time for me to go now! Heh heh heh …
Are you my mother?
HELP!!! IT’S A KILLER CHRISTMAS TREE!
“A Christmas tree gone Wrong big time!”
I am sevrvant…… oops.
My wrong doings have finally caught up to me!
I heard that birds eat cactus, I wonder if I can. POP!!!
Stop poking around here.
SERIOUSLY??? A CACTUS ATE MY HOMEWORK AND ITS GONNA POP ME!XDXDXD
Ohhh! My arch enemy again!
I guess that’s one way to get the air out!
Oh well, I guess you’ll do in lieu of a fire hydrant.
I just don’t think this relationship is working out.
My worst enemy, Mr. Cactus! I will not be defeated!
Now son, don’t touch that cactus!
Why the scared face?
tick, tick, tick, BOOM!
This is why I am NOT a cowboy.
Not today
Uh… CACTUS you later! Oh wait…
Balloon beats cactus,Right?
Maybe its not a good idea to try and eat my persons new plant this time…
Pop goes the dog.
I SURRENDER
Don’t touch it timmy
High five! oh wait sto- 🙁
Lets hug
OMG!!!! Mr.dog! Come here! Long time no see! Give me a hug! POP Um…
Thank you very much Mr.Dog! Let’s shake on it! Um… I’m afraid not Mr.Prickly.
Don’t worry mom, I won’t get to close… POP!
*sniff* Goodbye! Hug me! POP
Cactus: do you want to be friends?
Balloon:no you will kill me!
Time to get my flu shot
Ok guys its like a mouse trap just got to find the cheese…
OH, NO! IT’S A CACTUS!!!
what happens if i touch because I HAVE to touch it but I don’t get why you guys don’t want to touch it
I hate my Christmas tree.
That’s awesome!
Oh no! My absolute worst nightmare!
Ah, we meet again.
FiFi is that you?
Careful lifting your leg….
This will hurt me more than you.
NO! PLEASE! NO GROUP HUG!
are you my mother?
Don’t worry, it won’t hurt. It’s only a little prick.
You’re a feisty one!
Anyone want some POPcorn
POP “Oh wow I can fly”
Noooo! you have so much to live for!
what do i do, get closer or run away?
I’m gonna blow!
Don’t get eny closer……….pop! What did you do?
I’m sorry Mr. Prickles, but this relationship just won’t work out.
Oh no! Not Suden Death!
Maybe if I could just snap one of the spikes…
This thing grows knives!!!
No Prickles! Don’t do it! Don’t pop me!!
I’ve heard of a needle in a haystack, but this?
curiosity killed the cat,er,dog.
Please…don’t…hurt…me! (Cactus thinks “Mwahahahaha!”)
on guard! wait this is not fair!
don’t do it, you have so much to live for
“Come on give me a hug”
I NEED PERSONAL SPACE!
You look soft…
Your hair looks great!
What if I touch it?
do you hurt me?
don’t hurt me please
we meet again old enemy.
Let’s do a staring contest!
Oh no, I’m doomed!
wait this isn’t a dog biscuit its a trap!!!
let’s cuddle
We meet again my arch nemesis, el pokey.
Good bye cruel world!
I like that(bye cruel world
no way.
not a good combantion
I don’t want to die, so I won’t touch it.
eek! the cactus the most dangerous creature in the world!
Touch me and you die.
This might end with a bang! Or a pop!
Your going to be the death of me! You know that?
DONT DO IT… DONT DO IT
Ah, my old enemy…
Remember friends don’t pop each other.
Oh, this is your spot? I didn’t mean to be prickly.
I like your spiky hair.
What are you doing? How bout we snuggle.
What was the dog’s favorite saying?
POP goes the Poodle
I know we already told you not to sit on a cactus, Poochy, but don’t smell it either!
Pop goes the weasel
Good by my old friend
hmm, is it just me, or jim looking fairly suspicous?…
“I hate to break it to you, but, you’re adopted.”
So this is what popped B Dog
Opposites attract
Hey Bill, what’s poppin?
That was close.
(FIGHT!) Wait! This isn’t a fair match-up!
Tim, Timmmm! Don’t do it!
You don’t need to be so prickly about it!
You have so much to live for!
Are you my mother?
love can hert
Talk about barking up the wrong tree!
Sometimes we hurt the ones we love the most!