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50 Comments on Write a Funny Caption For This Photo

  1. Ah, so this is what they mean by an airhead.

  2. A scout is brave… a scout is brave…

  3. Don’t touch it! It’s do or die!

  4. Im sorry I love you but we just cant be!

  5. Vwhat sharp needles you have grandma

  6. TravelByTrain // December 23, 2017 at 1:46 pm // Reply

    If you kill me no one will put you back in the wild.

  7. Please have mercy… I can`t stand these Needels!

  8. No, no, NOT DOGS! Anything but dogs!

  9. Ha, Ha. Joke’s over now, Joe. You can stop pretending to be a cactus now. Uh, Joe? Joe!

  10. The only thing you have to fear, is fear itself. And, of course, cacti.
    ~Balloonjamin Franklin

  11. Is that a garner ??????

  12. Definitely NOT a fire hydrant!

  13. I love you!!!!!

  14. Boyslife 2017 // December 23, 2017 at 9:36 am // Reply

    I’ll prove to you all a cactus isn’t as protective as it seems.

  15. pop goes the weasel

  16. CaptainCManC // December 22, 2017 at 9:17 pm // Reply

    POP!!! *cactus thinks, “come on I’ve killed 2 things is 2 days”*

  17. CaptainCManC // December 22, 2017 at 9:15 pm // Reply

    Dogs really will sacrifice for there owners.

  18. Dog: “Whoa! Hey big pointy dude! How’s life??”
    Cactus: “I can ruin yours right now….”

  19. “Commander, I am approaching target… Sir, there seems to be a problem, I cannot approach target. He seems to be a killing machine.” “Well, do not engage, Private. RUN!”

  20. Tale as old as time…

  21. It was love at first spike!

  22. One day, a cactus and a balloon met. Then, the wind started blowing, and the balloon disappeared.

  23. I wonder what would happen if I touch ed that?

  24. Hey! i’m walking here!

  25. nice cactus, nice cactus

  26. It’s a cactus and I want to touch it.

  27. Jackstand101 // December 21, 2017 at 7:30 pm // Reply

    Somebody, HELP!! I don’t want to go KABOOM!!!

  28. Your online dating profile pic looks different.

  29. Timmy the turnip // December 21, 2017 at 4:21 pm // Reply

    so much for this guy being seasonal

  30. Don’t do this to me cactus. I have a family.

  31. OH NO! NOT A CACTUS!!!!

  32. DON’T POP ME!!!

  33. freethinkingrex // December 20, 2017 at 4:22 pm // Reply

    ha ha, you blinked

  34. freethinkingrex // December 20, 2017 at 4:21 pm // Reply

    oh no, my nose is itchy

  35. freethinkingrex // December 20, 2017 at 4:19 pm // Reply

    whatever you do don’t move a point

  36. OOOOOHHHH i wonder what that is i think i will touch it

  37. Destroyer211 // December 20, 2017 at 9:52 am // Reply

    don’t pop me! I am a little balloon! you would NEVER hurt a balloon, would you??

  38. I heard what you did last time!!!

  39. NO!!!! IM IN THE TORTURE ROOM!!!

  40. Soo.. tinder doesn’t always give the best match.

  41. All around the cactus the bacon flew around the ballon flew in the cactus POP goes the ballon

  42. Sniff … POP!

  43. The balloon master // December 19, 2017 at 3:50 pm // Reply

    I see the story in your eyes- AHHHHHHHH!

  44. I absolutely HATE your prickly attitude!!!!!

  45. The balloon master // December 19, 2017 at 3:43 pm // Reply

    DON’T COME A STEP CLOSER OR THE DOGGIE GETS IT

  46. Qui-Gon Jinn // December 19, 2017 at 1:23 pm // Reply

    “To hug, or not to hug; That is the question.”

  47. Super banana dude // December 19, 2017 at 10:07 am // Reply

    You have a poker face.

  48. Don’t kill me, please!

  49. Can I shake your hand?

  50. Who let you in here, cactus?

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