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51 Comments on Write a Funny Caption For This Photo

  1. This is an abandoned railroad…right? right?!

  2. TUCK AND ROLL! NOW!

  3. Neh! Neh! Neh! Must-Get-To-Chicago!

  4. just…a…little…bit…closer

  5. “Slime”ing Up the tracks so that the train will SLIDE quicker!

  6. Snailnotchicken // September 30, 2019 at 7:45 pm // Reply

    Why did the snail cross the road?

    (It’s supposed to be chicken)

  7. I knew i’d be late for the train.

  8. Hmmmm.. lets see- stone -check! Rocks-check! Wait, were’s my mommy?

  9. got to go fast!

  10. Snails have tracks to run

  11. Yes! I beat the train in a race!

  12. GO SLOW!!!

  13. I wonder what a vibration in the rail means

  14. I hope I wasn’t late for my stop.

  15. All aboard th snail express!

  16. Is that a train I see? OH NO, Better run, or slide

  17. Well here I go again- I think I should probably listen to mom next time

  18. Almost there

  19. all aboard the snail express

  20. #hittingtherails // September 29, 2019 at 11:31 am // Reply

    I thought this was the turtle and the hairs thing.

  21. whats the hold up!!

  22. Cool dude 9876543210fygcthbft // September 29, 2019 at 11:15 am // Reply

    Jeremy, I’m coming! Just one more mile!

  23. good hotline

  24. I wish mom would let me ride the train

  25. bigfoot_saw_me // September 29, 2019 at 10:43 am // Reply

    pretty proud of that slime trail 🙂

  26. I, super snail am faster than a bullet train.

  27. We will arrive at our destination in 24 years.

  28. I’m going so fast the world seems so slow.

  29. >Sigh<. I need a life.

  30. The one who is unknown... (soup chicken) // September 28, 2019 at 5:51 pm // Reply

    I am invincible! Nothing can kill me! Oh no, a train! I will die!

  31. The adventure begins with a single st- TRAIN!

  32. only 50 miles to go!!!!

  33. Next time, I won’t be late for my train

  34. 1fish2fishimanewfish // September 28, 2019 at 10:32 am // Reply

    I wanted to catch my train. am I late?

  35. Logsarecool10101 // September 28, 2019 at 10:22 am // Reply

    Good thing I snailed not being hit by a train.

  36. unoreversecardinthehouse // September 27, 2019 at 7:45 pm // Reply

    Are we there yet? I’ve been sliding for 10 whole minutes!

  37. Hey…What is that whistle sound?

  38. Is that gonna run over a penny? if so, i need to step away from that.

  39. If a train comes by I’m gonna die.

  40. WeBeLoyalWeeaboos // September 27, 2019 at 12:31 am // Reply

    Hey look! The express train is coming! I heard it’s the fastest in the world!

  41. okay, it took 3 hours to get here but I did’t forget my ticket this time!

  42. Don’t leave me!!!!!

  43. ButterBall8601 // September 26, 2019 at 6:59 pm // Reply

    Hey! Wait for me!!!

  44. WildButterBall8601 // September 26, 2019 at 6:58 pm // Reply

    Slow and Steady Wins The Race!

  45. toot toot! here I come!

  46. living life

  47. At least he will make great escargo

  48. Northernwind66 // September 26, 2019 at 9:25 am // Reply

    OH MY GOSH!!! Billy, are you OKAY?!?!

  49. She’ll be com’n down the mountain when she comes…

  50. Stop the train snail crossing

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