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Oh dear, oh dear, I’m going to be late for the 11:40 train!… not that I could even board it.
Just 27 more days till I reach the end!
What a view!
Come on I’m turbo I can do that this
Now, if I could just get off the rails…
I’m going to take a life long stroll.
Oh shoot, I lost my train of thought.
Now might not have been the best time…
…and the shell of a great-great-great grandfather snail…
slow train through georgia
ewwiee gooieee
Take me home, long road. To the place…
Uhhh, this is a little too high…
AAAAAAAAAAAA NONONONONONOOOOOO
snails crossing
CHOO CHOO!!!
Help…I…Missed…my…TRAIN…
Here goes snail train express,5 more hours tell we get to home.
So close, yet still so far.
So this is what EMD and GE are making nowadays…
I’m gonna prove that snails can deliver the mail
end of the rail for him
Why do I get such bad reviews it’s not like I’m slow or anything
I think I hear a train…
Only 50 more miles to go.
Almost there YES!!! Finally after 22 days of traveling I have reached the 12 inches mark!
Ummm how ‘bout no!
The train will be here in 12 hours… I’d better start moving.
When he realizes the non-rumble strip is rumbling
i’m enjoying my day garden
SSPPLLAATT!!
I am trying to beat the really kind choo choo in a race.
I missed my train!
I’m getting a different train next time, this one’s to slow.
The one time I’m not TIED to the tracks I go to SLOW to get away!
turbo in a nutshell be like
I’m afraid of heights….
“I…need…to.catch my…train…. WAIT UP”!
No train,car,jet or lamborghini can beat me because Im SUPER-SNAIL oh a train passed me, WAIT WHAT!!??
Surly i will win the race!
Remember our hero, He lived a long life, But caused an explosion killing people, on the train.
Every single train now has to be able to not trip.
New record! A 1,000,000,000 minute mile! Only 299 miles to go!
woah that looks high!!!
I’ve been working on the railroad, all the live long day…
Snail Mail
Gone Too Far
Pffff. Like a train could catch up to this bad boy.
They stop for cows, they should stop for me to
O JEEZ OH JEEZ OH- x_X
In loving memory of the Rail Snail
If I want to get to the next station before the train hits me I better find another plan
I’m the Snail on The Rail!!
Bugs! Im going as fast as i can.
Bugs! Im going as fast as i can
Keeep on goin’…. Keeep on goin’…. Keeep on goin’….
I know that I’m a snail. I know these are train tracks. But I don’t know that I’m a snail on train tracks.
gotta ngh go ngh fast
I’m taking the Snail Rail to the Holy Grail.
Kids these days… With all of their tracks and wheels…
*bullet train goes past train when snail blinks*
Snail: C’mon, coward! Race me if you dare!
how am i going to get down i might fall cmers!!!!
almost there
Gotta get across, gotta get across, gotta get across! Oh, TRAIN!!!!!!!!
Snail I think you might want to finish that track tour
aaahhh!!! a train
I’m just slugging my day on a railroad with no harm needed #WahooNoTrain!
Why did the snail cross the railroad?
‘Ah,ha,ha,ha staying alive, staying alive’
Because a jerk put him there to take a picture.
Plz don’t crack my shell
Wonder when the train arive’s here
The train blew up from waiting so long they forgot to check the boiler
I know I’ll get there eventually. Wait, what’s that sound?
well, it took me six years but I’m almost over, does any one else hear a train.
why did the snail cross the railroad?
Come on! Come on! I can do it!!!!!
Hey what’s that noise coming from behind me?
I’m on the expressway.
help! A train is going to crack me up!
Feeling slow and fast
[setting= November 30, 2020] I hope that train won’t get here before the end of COVID or I’ll get run over! Also, getting run over isn’t social distancing!
WHY IS A TRAIN PASSING ME
I’ve been working on the rail road all the live long day.
I don’t need a train! SNAIL POWER!!!!!!!
I’m a Train Snail and I’m faster!
WOAH, Simba!
Ahh! I hear the train, uh, uh, uh, now I’m going turbo speed
I am speed
Can someone get me from up here?
I ate some fast food today shouldn’t I be going faster?
“This has to be the place. Amoeba Anne said meet her here at 12:30. Wait! . . I here a horn. That must me her?”
Snail rail
FASTER THAN A SPEEDING TRAIN!!
Almost there!
Almost there… please let the 3:00 train be late… Like at 5:00 next week maybe?
I will NEVER GIVE UP!!!!
slow and stady beats the train
Dang it, I missed my train!
Once I pass this railroad I’ll beat the sloths record!
Do not go on the fastroad.
Only one more mile to go now…
i bet i can beat a train well if it weren’t for my back
Is this track not used anymore???
Snailroad tracks
faster than a speeding locomotive
Off to San Fransisco!
If a train comes along now, I’m gonna die
TRAAAIN!!!!!help-getting-weaker-
I thought they said slow and steady wins the race
I’m gonna win!
still got a long way to go
I’ve heard of snail mail, but I didn’t know they had snail rail.
I wonder if I’ll go to Heaven…
I’m challenging the train to a race.
I’ve traveled the world and the seven seas
I think I can I think I can
20 more days and I’ll be fine…
now all i have to do is to wait
train just get here already
ps train left already
chuga chaga choo choo fft fft
If the train stops for a few years I’ll make it!
yes I finaly moved one centemeter in one day!
Huff…I…puff…think…huff…I…puff…can…
Nearly there! *train comes* To death😭
I am speed
I am turbo faster than any man-made machine!
Ahhh! I can do it! Only a few more century’s!
I wish I was sonic the heagehog.
This little maneuver is gonna cost me 51 years…
I may be a little slow, but I’m headin’ to Kansas!
Aaaaaaa!!!!!!! I sure wish I was faster because I think I see a trian!
Grandchild snail: Grandpa, this ride is taking forever!
Grandpa snail: Well, when I was your age, I had to slither on train tracks.
I’m so fast I deserve more passengers…
I’m sure my sniffing powers work.
Hopefully a train won’t… what’s that noise?
this is one small slime for snail, one giant slither for snail-kind
Obi Wan: It’s over, Anakin! I have the high ground!
Anakin: *gets left there transformed into a snail*
*time skip*
Train: Ooo! A snail for me to smush!
Anakin: I could really use a lightsaber right now…
TRAIN!!!
I.. can.. DO THIS! Just… a few more… miles! Wait, is that the train coming?!?! NOOOOOO!
Almost there….
Train: where is that snail Ive been waiting for over an hour! Snail: almost there!
And when I felt the rumbling in the metal I knew it was time to make the jump I would no longer have a smooth track to travel on. Welp thats how the story goes.
oh life on the edge.
“How long are these train tracks again?”
I’m planning on getting about 10,000 steps. How about you?
And they sed i cudnt be a train.
Awwwww, that train beat me…..
I hope the train dosnt come, OH NO! I see a train!
im the fastest snail on earth
I,ll just rest right here for a couple of years … chew! chew! why does my alarm clock sound funny?
Train vs snail. On your mark, get set, goooooo!
I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.
Itresistable force about to meet an immovable object.
he’ll be com’in round the mountian in 9067!
Time to race a train
There could be two turbos right
This won’t take so long. Doo, doo-doo doo-doo. Uh, never mind. (train horn) Hoot, hooooot!!! Shoot.
I can carry 0 passengers. All aboard!
CHOO-CHOO!! last chance to board the Slo-Mo Express
ok i think i can settle for this home
Previously on The Snail Fatality Show…
im the fastist snale on the planet
I hope the train driver can see my thumb!
Aaaa I think I made a wrong turn in Albuquerque
almost there. I here there’s a gigantic leaf just sitting there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
welcome to the snailroad.
when your mom ask you to do your chores…
The train hasen’t caught up with me yet. Its a slow poke!
Almost… there…. *pant* *pant*
HONK! HONK! Coming through!
When you missed your train.
IM NOT A PENNY PEOPLE IM A SNAIL
Forget the train. I`m taking the snail express.
I left on time, but I still missed the train!
LOOK OUT!!!
I’ll get there…eventually
I’ll prove that I’m faster then a measly train!
I’m snailing away.
Grass is for garden snails, I’m taking the express
How the West was won.
A Snail’s Pace.
Ah an invisible steam egine is tottaly this century and you can feel the wind whipping through your slime on your head ahh this is the life
Snail-Road
I want to get out of this world!!!
well dave i’m tellin you this car will not make it to the daytona 500 more like daytona slowhundred
Hey kids!
They may be small, but they have a brain!
Hey, do you hear a train?
Escargone!
See train I am way faster than you.
Ahhhhh! Monster coming! Need to get off this track shingle!
when I get out and I have not ben for 10 years
The Snail-Mail Express!
Wait! I hear something. A sort of rumbling. Hmmmmmm…
Slow and steady wins the race!
Will the train spare the snail? Will the snail parish? FIND OUT AT 11
Only 3,000 more miles till I catch up
This guy’s off the rails! … Oh wait
It’s coming! Where’s super man when I need him?!
Almost…there…
Hey! Wait up! Come Back!! I hate my life.
Am i there yet
When you don’t listen to your scout master and stick your tongue on the cold metal track anyway.
How long is this track again?
Hmm maybe if I wait here I’ll catch it for once
Oh, unnatural fast moving object! I’ve lived to slow in this world! Just take me. Take me, now!
All aboard the snail express 5,000 years to Tampa
I will slide 500 hundred miles🎶
Slow and steady wins the race.
I thought the sign said SNAILroad
just as I thought my training session was over
Made the fast track! In your face, Bonzo!
And they say travelling by chance rail is faster!!!
I sure do hope I don’t get S-NAILED by a train!
STOP THE TRAIN!!
rats! missed the train again!!!!
Dear Diary today I am feeling a bit sluggish and I’m crossing a railroad.
The average snail, I am so jealous of turbo.
looks a little rusty… thats a code 456 vialation…
i hear the train coming!
im tired of life
I’m on the snail trail (well. maybe)
I heard Turbo is already taken so i guess I’ll be Traino.
trains are so hard to catch
That train will NEVER catch up to me
Really I had to be a slug. If I could move fast enough I would jump on those train tracks
Year 500, almost gonna be crushed!
ah a nice place to cool down, oh no here comes Thomas the tank engine ,{screech!} , boo! oh Thomas , I did not see you there , ah no !
I’m almost there… Soooo close… Speed, I am speed
why am i old and slow….trains are OLD, right?
What is this, a metal tightrope?
help someone ,I’m stuck on the train tracks and I can’t get off !
Gosh, I fell like Harry Potter…
i think i can ,i think i can
Wait up…I already paid for my ticket!
I am a slow train. How long until the next stop? 3 years?
I am the slowest train ever!
Wow! That train is fast! Why am I so slow!?
I. …can……do…..this
I Wonder How Many Years This Will Take…Before I Get Crushed!!!
i can do this i can make it!
This is what happens when you try to take the scenic route!!!
uh oh i don’t really want to be here right now.
I’ll show them. This shell can survive anything!
Attention! We will arrive in 2,000 years.
I think I can, I think I can. HELLO, HELlo, Hello, hello.
I probably shouldn’t, I probably shouldn’t.
“Wait, I was still in the bathroom. And that’s why I can’t get the sports merit badge”
HA, that train didn’t know what he was up against when he challenged me to a race!
“Come on! I’m almost there!”
I am turbo!
*Sigh* I wish I was Turbo.
I’ve been working on the rail road for 365 1/4 days and still have not seen a train
Almost there… I see the town ahead… do you hear that? Oh no! It is a trai…
“I can do it!”
Must. Go. Faster.
running for my life
You’ll never get me alive ha ha!!!!
Hopefully the train doesn’t come now!
I am SPEED!!!
All aboard the Shell Express, Insects.
I like living on the edge.
High noon would be worse for the snails.
5 hours later “Sooooo close…little bit further…” A couple days later “how far have I been?” “One inch
5 hours later “Sooooo close…little bit further”
5 hours later “So Close…Little bit further”
Slow and steady wins the race. Really, really slow.
I’m almost there, just give me 3months!
…Crunch!!!
Here comes the train! ( except it’s a bad thing) RUN!
Me when I’m facing fearful odds and I really don’t care.
Hello everyone! Welcome to episode 78,935,256,732,780 of my series called, Slow as a Snail!
I walk this lonely ro- I mean track. Which means I should probably get off
Hmm I wonder what this is…
Snail mail? More like snail express the new and improved for of snail travel
Wow, this golden spike is bigger than I expected.
time to wake up and go to school, someday…
long way down… kawabunga!
Gotta catch my train
Did I hear a train?
Did I hear a whistle?
Photo to show your friends you want to prove that snails have no brains
ooey, gooey was a snail a mighty snail was he, he stepped upon the railroad track, the train he did not see, OOEY GOOEY!
The photo to show your friends when you want to prove to them that a snail has no brains
The little snail that could
I can do it I can do it
(10 years later) i’m a old snail now but that can’t stop me
this snail is a great example of perseverance
Can you help me…PLEASE?
Are we there yet?
This is just like the action movies now I have to see who will save me.
FINALLY
Slow and steady……..wins the rail
CHOO-CHOO am I as fast as a train now
1 mile done only 2,690 to go.
life as a snail hobo
Just… A… Little… Further…
Just making my monthly grocery run.
Train! wait for me.
Slowpoke Rodriguez eat your heart out!!!
When the train won’t come.
talk about snail mail
Hey, if a train comes, I can always hide in my shell.
So Mr. Train says he’s faster eh? I’ll show him that all his talk is hot air.
Ok only 5.2 million miles left
just a second as i leave a penny here
Lester finally decided to break with family tradition traveling by using the outdated Snailway, and opted for the more modern Railway. Sadly, though this decision he soon came to regret.
Awesome view! Now how do I get down?
I’m train-ing for the Olympics!
I will neva surrender
I’ve been working on the railroad all the live long day!
“My fellow bandits, and I are bringing this train down!”
snail: WHY WON’T THIS THING GO ANY FASTER!!!
wait this isn’t a sidewalk!
Hiking merit badge, here I come!
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single – wait a second
Man I am beating everyone
COME ON! WHY WON’T THIS THING GO ANY FASTER! THE TRAIN IS ALMOST HERE!
Dang it I missed my stop! I should have taken the bus.
Chugga, chugga, choo, choo! Wow, I am sooo fast
Day 5: Moved ten feet
Day 15: Kinda hungry
Day 25: I left my stuffed bear at home
gotta turn around.
Snail: ‘ey watch it we’re racing ‘ere ,saying to the bird.
Train: what took you so long.
Why are the rails shaking?
Stan quickly realized “S Car Go” wasn’t a race car activity.
aaah a perfect resting place
when a snail thinks it’s a train.
Almost there come on!
Aargh! I left my engine at home!
The little Snail that could- by little snail
how do i get down??
save me dear cowboy
Country roads…take me home…
woah man, that’s a big piece of grass!
YASS
Fruit loops
It’s taken me a decade and I STILL haven’t reached Washington
snail:oh no a bird!
bird gets hit by train.
snail:good.but what about me?!
They said that the railroad was the fastest way to get there…
Snailroad crossing
My grandpa always tells me to take my time
TRAIN!!!!!!GOTTA GO FASTER!!!
Gotta Go Fast!
Hmmm… this train’s a bit sluggish.
Only 200,000 yards left!
Baby don’t hurt me baby don’t hurt me no more
hurry we can catch the the train.
Dang, I just missed it! And I was so close too . . .
What is wrong with the snail express.
Goodbye my friend
“Danger zone” turbocharged snails
Ima jes’ gonna look over here…
Is that a train? Move,move,move!
You see, there was this train…
Gotta… Catch… the… train… Just a little further!
Whoah! I’m a long way up here!
almost…there…
Hey mom! Come up here, it feels great!
Hey mom, what is this thing again?
finally i’m at the mountaintop
snail sprint trantsport falls off
A scout is courteous so this train better stop
I don’t like life anymore😭
a 1,000 mile journey begins with a single step… or slide
I’am the new train now
This engine is going slow.
I’m so close…I swear, if a train comes by…
Well, at least I’m not tied to the tracks.
If a train comes along now,I’m going to die.
Who built this skyscraper?
yes! i’m finally away from that kid who wants to pick me up and put me on a leaf (i like railroad tracks more)
Snail in around the tracks
snaid it.
Nobody knows the trouble I go through; nobody knows my sorrow…..
Snail on the rail gotta bail or be nail’d.
is this the right side of the railroad mom??
To day I will play the roll of the peanut
Ha you’ll never catch me!!!!!!!!!
At least that kid isn’t here…
I always wanted to get across
chuga chuga choo choo!
Looks like it’s training day.
I’m snailing this new transport system. I just wish I could get on it.
Did I miss the train awwww but i sprinted
Brenda! we missed the train! come on if we move fast we can catch it
Gone with the wind = When the train goes by
are you food?
Will somebody pass me a red flag please???
I hope I don’t get run over
are you a tomato?
If the train comes my shell will protect me…I think.
This is an abandoned railroad…right? right?!
TUCK AND ROLL! NOW!
Neh! Neh! Neh! Must-Get-To-Chicago!
Quick! If we hurry, we can catch the train!
just…a…little…bit…closer
“Slime”ing Up the tracks so that the train will SLIDE quicker!
Why did the snail cross the road?
(It’s supposed to be chicken)
I knew i’d be late for the train.
Hmmmm.. lets see- stone -check! Rocks-check! Wait, were’s my mommy?
got to go fast!
Snails have tracks to run
Yes! I beat the train in a race!
GO SLOW!!!
I wonder what a vibration in the rail means
I hope I wasn’t late for my stop.
All aboard th snail express!
Is that a train I see? OH NO, Better run, or slide
Well here I go again- I think I should probably listen to mom next time
Almost there
all aboard the snail express
I thought this was the turtle and the hairs thing.
whats the hold up!!
Jeremy, I’m coming! Just one more mile!
good hotline
I wish mom would let me ride the train
pretty proud of that slime trail 🙂
I, super snail am faster than a bullet train.
We will arrive at our destination in 24 years.
I’m going so fast the world seems so slow.
>Sigh<. I need a life.
I am invincible! Nothing can kill me! Oh no, a train! I will die!
The adventure begins with a single st- TRAIN!
only 50 miles to go!!!!
Next time, I won’t be late for my train
I wanted to catch my train. am I late?
Good thing I snailed not being hit by a train.
Are we there yet? I’ve been sliding for 10 whole minutes!
Hey…What is that whistle sound?
Is that gonna run over a penny? if so, i need to step away from that.
If a train comes by I’m gonna die.
Hey look! The express train is coming! I heard it’s the fastest in the world!
okay, it took 3 hours to get here but I did’t forget my ticket this time!
Don’t leave me!!!!!
Hey! Wait for me!!!
Slow and Steady Wins The Race!
toot toot! here I come!
living life
At least he will make great escargo
OH MY GOSH!!! Billy, are you OKAY?!?!
She’ll be com’n down the mountain when she comes…
Stop the train snail crossing
I have always wanted to be like turbo, I never expected it to be like this?
So close, but so far.
How’d I get talked into this?
I knew I should have taken the snail train instead!
Pedal to the medal! Or foot i guess.
follow tracks they said, you’ll find an animal they said.
Goodbye cruel world, I’m off to join the circus!
snail powers activate.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step – or slide
Going negative mph bro, LET’S GO!!
I am speed. Oh the train passed me
Rollin’ the Tracks
I think I missed my train?!?!?!?
CHOO CHOO, i hear the train, how to get down? OR get a ride on the snail train
when’s the next train?I’ve got a ticket.
Oh Crap! How’d I get up here
This looks like a good spot to build a home.
Choo Choo
That trains got nothing on me.
Almost there.
That snail is really fast.
All aboard the slow and tiny express!
YOUR ON,TRAIN!!
Look, Mom! I’m doing the balance beam!
Hey I didn’t choose to do this I got dared to
I thought the joke was “Why did the CHICKEN cross the road”.
This snail is off the rails
I’m making my way down town …
Instead of me getting hit, I should be walking on a side walk!
The darn humans just won’t make sidewalks for snails.
NO!!! The light is not your friend!!!
IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
Who hit the Brakes?
CHO CHO!
Where’s……the…..crossing…..!?
Some people prefer to put a penny on the tracks, I just sit there myself.
(TOOT TOOT)Snail:Uh oh
start small, then go big. Thanks for the tip, reginald. I’m getting nowhere.
LOOK MA I’M ALMOST THERE!!!
It’s time… for a barrel roll!
wait…you said it’s a train?
wait…you said it’s a train?
Goals.
Must…Go….Faster!
“Iam just SNAILING my way across the country”
The fastest thing alive…
And here we see the Iron Snail transporting its valuable cargo across the country.
Why isn’t a snail right there!!!!
Country Roooaaaaaaaaddddd…..
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a train!ahhhh
this looks like a good place to tan
Fastest snail in the west!!
GOTTA GO FAST!
Watch out, snail coming through!!
i’m picking up speed 2 miles per hour
go me go.
I am speed
this is the Snail Rail!
Tuck and roll
3 days since the last train came. seems like they’re finally doing some track repairs
Snailkour
Snailkour!
“I’ve been working on the SNAIL-road…”
snail train honk honk lol
Noooo! I took the slow track!
Ahh just snailing around
Wait was is that loud sound “looks behind him” AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
It was at that moment bob knew,he messed up
Hey Jim, What’s that big thing coming towards us?
The GPS said I should be there in a few weeks.
THIS is what happens when you miss your train, and your to small for anyone to see you making the hitchhike sign.
Look at that Escargot!
Snail train coming through!!!
Beep! That’s the horn!!!
Turbo’s cousin’s story is finally coming out in the theater!!😂
I made it so far!! Waaiitt, what is that big thing coming towards me super fast? AAAAAHHHHH
Metro North’s new express
Huh. So snails aren’t faster than trains. Well Turbo was a lie to me.
Gosh it’s MONDAY
GOTTA GO FAST GOTTA GO FAST!!!!!!!!!!
Better run better run faster then the train
almost……. to……… the next……….. station
I don’t think this was a snail crossing…
I wonder if a snail would look like a smashed Penny?
Coomme oon trraaiin…
Ding Ding Ding goes the tro- er, SNAIL!
I hope there aren’t any trains coming soon.
TAXI please!!!!!!
I’m a slow steam powered engine
A super small train with no wheeled, it moves fast!
Almost………..there……………….!………
almost there. oh no the trains coming!!!
What is this metal thing
I’ll shell beat the train!!
This is your conductor speaking! FYI By the time we arrive at the station it will be the year 9019
The Wild West, we lost so many smails those days, oh, there goes another one.
RUN!
Who needs roads? I use the overpass.
At least these tracks aren’t used anymo-
Lukily mom, this extra big she’ll should protect me!
The western snail rides!
Slow and steady wins the race!
Oh, it’s that thing the humans call a, “train.” Wait, why is it coming towards me?
It was a bet…
If a snail is going 3 miles per hour and a train is coming at him, will he get squashed?
John Henry, John Henry, John henry is the mighty SNAIL .
Man: ahhhhh! A train is coming
Snail: choo chooo
Wow that’s a big 3 inch drop off😬
Argh!! How much longer 😡😡😡😡😡😡
We will be arriving in two years time
Slugga Slugga Choo Choo!
“Just 1 more year”
the new great steam snail!! wait, snail?
Taxi!!
Now that’s a slugbug
I hope the train falls off……
i am running away from that giant metal monster
I am TURBOOoooooo!
Riding the snail rail!
Wow this is a REALLY long Bridge!!!
I thnk I can, I THINK I CAN!
A snail on a rail
Is that a train ruuuunnnnnnn
Thank god this is the Long Island rail road
Don’t know where I’m going but I’m on the right track.
DING,DING,DING, SNAIL CROSSING AHEAD
Turbo is going to make it
slow traffic on the railroad
It’s traino
Missed the train! At least I still have shelter!
I’m gonna take my shell to the old town railroad…
All aboard on the Snail Express!
Look Harry the Hogwarts Express had budget cuts.
but Hagrid! I don’t want to sit with snail guts!
Choo! Choo! here comes the train!
All aboard, the snail express.
Still faster than NYC transit!
When your gym teacher gives you laps
I may be slow but I’m on track!
When you think you’re fast…
I very much like that!
For his next stunt, Turbo the Snail attempts to outrun a train!
I going take the fastest way to me
we’ll be there in an 5 days folks, hold on.
Hey Bill, come look at the train!
chuga chuga slowpoke
#allmost there
I will stop this train with my mighty powers!!
help! i’m stuck to the track!
this dude is sluggish today…
I think this is the snail we were looking for…and he’s trying to cover up his tracks!
Oops…I should’ve kept track of where I was going.
i’d better hurry, a trains coming.
Are we there yet?
Because I’m as fast as a train, maybe I should live like one!
Look! It’s a S-Train
Day 263: 1648 miles to go.
Hope a train doesn’t come by in a few minutes.
Just riding on the snailroad
I’m Faster Than A Train!
Is the big thing commin?
Tastes metallic
it`s the flash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They call me… the bullet train!
I’m trying to find my penny…
Who needs a train when I run on snail power.
Sorry about the 24 hour delay
Next stop, Bridgeport.
I need my inner turbo!
Now that’s what I call living life on the edge.
a good place for a tan
I think I can,I think I can,I think I can.
Snail Rail!
I’m on snail track
My great grampa went on this road.
He never came back.
My grampa never came back.
My dad never came back.
And now….
This is what the (snail) mail car looks like.
I am TURBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!