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  1. Oh dear, oh dear, I’m going to be late for the 11:40 train!… not that I could even board it.

  2. Girly_pop // May 10, 2024 at 7:29 pm // Reply

    Just 27 more days till I reach the end!

  3. Sami Seife // May 3, 2024 at 12:33 pm // Reply

    What a view!

  4. Laugh dude // March 27, 2024 at 8:45 am // Reply

    Come on I’m turbo I can do that this

  5. BuckbeakFan // March 13, 2024 at 5:03 pm // Reply

    Now, if I could just get off the rails…

  6. I’m going to take a life long stroll.

  7. Oh shoot, I lost my train of thought.

  8. Now might not have been the best time…

  9. magazines are awesome // March 10, 2023 at 3:58 pm // Reply

    …and the shell of a great-great-great grandfather snail…

  10. slow train through georgia

  11. ewwiee gooieee

  12. Take me home, long road. To the place…

  13. an OK joker // July 27, 2022 at 11:37 am // Reply

    Uhhh, this is a little too high…

  14. AAAAAAAAAAAA NONONONONONOOOOOO

  15. PAC BOIIIIIIIII // June 1, 2022 at 8:33 pm // Reply

    snails crossing

  16. PAC BOIIIIIIIII // June 1, 2022 at 8:33 pm // Reply

    CHOO CHOO!!!

  17. Help…I…Missed…my…TRAIN…

  18. Here goes snail train express,5 more hours tell we get to home.

  19. FunnyScout // April 9, 2022 at 11:01 am // Reply

    So close, yet still so far.

  20. VancouverLuke // February 8, 2022 at 12:30 pm // Reply

    So this is what EMD and GE are making nowadays…

  21. I’m gonna prove that snails can deliver the mail

  22. love boys life or die // January 31, 2022 at 9:39 pm // Reply

    end of the rail for him

  23. Why do I get such bad reviews it’s not like I’m slow or anything

  24. I think I hear a train…

  25. Only 50 more miles to go.

  26. Almost there YES!!! Finally after 22 days of traveling I have reached the 12 inches mark!

  27. Ummm how ‘bout no!

  28. The train will be here in 12 hours… I’d better start moving.

  29. When he realizes the non-rumble strip is rumbling

  30. i’m enjoying my day garden

  31. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ // September 27, 2021 at 11:14 am // Reply

    SSPPLLAATT!!

  32. I am trying to beat the really kind choo choo in a race.

  33. TheAlphaBoy7 // June 22, 2021 at 4:49 pm // Reply

    I missed my train!

  34. Yeet Boooooiiiii // June 1, 2021 at 11:58 am // Reply

    I’m getting a different train next time, this one’s to slow.

  35. Electric snail // May 24, 2021 at 4:49 pm // Reply

    The one time I’m not TIED to the tracks I go to SLOW to get away!

  36. turbo in a nutshell be like

  37. I’m afraid of heights….

  38. “I…need…to.catch my…train…. WAIT UP”!

  39. joke master // May 5, 2021 at 9:09 am // Reply

    No train,car,jet or lamborghini can beat me because Im SUPER-SNAIL oh a train passed me, WAIT WHAT!!??

  40. SnazzyChicken25 // April 30, 2021 at 8:52 am // Reply

    Surly i will win the race!

  41. Remember our hero, He lived a long life, But caused an explosion killing people, on the train.

    Every single train now has to be able to not trip.

  42. New record! A 1,000,000,000 minute mile! Only 299 miles to go!

  43. blackhawk10 // April 6, 2021 at 10:31 am // Reply

    woah that looks high!!!

  44. Submitted by A // March 26, 2021 at 12:48 pm // Reply

    I’ve been working on the railroad, all the live long day…

  45. BoyScoutTF2 // March 26, 2021 at 2:49 am // Reply

    Snail Mail
    Gone Too Far

  46. Pffff. Like a train could catch up to this bad boy.

  47. the one, the only, the me // March 3, 2021 at 8:26 pm // Reply

    They stop for cows, they should stop for me to

  48. O JEEZ OH JEEZ OH- x_X

    In loving memory of the Rail Snail

  49. If I want to get to the next station before the train hits me I better find another plan

  50. I’m the Snail on The Rail!!

  51. The train snail // February 8, 2021 at 11:00 am // Reply

    Bugs! Im going as fast as i can.

  52. The train snail // February 8, 2021 at 10:59 am // Reply

    Bugs! Im going as fast as i can

  53. Keeep on goin’…. Keeep on goin’…. Keeep on goin’….

  54. I know that I’m a snail. I know these are train tracks. But I don’t know that I’m a snail on train tracks.

  55. gotta ngh go ngh fast

  56. Kids these days… With all of their tracks and wheels…

  57. *bullet train goes past train when snail blinks*
    Snail: C’mon, coward! Race me if you dare!

  58. how am i going to get down i might fall cmers!!!!

  59. travel master // January 22, 2021 at 9:01 am // Reply

    almost there

  60. Gotta get across, gotta get across, gotta get across! Oh, TRAIN!!!!!!!!

  61. Snail I think you might want to finish that track tour

  62. aaahhh!!! a train

  63. I’m just slugging my day on a railroad with no harm needed #WahooNoTrain!

  64. Why did the snail cross the railroad?

  65. ‘Ah,ha,ha,ha staying alive, staying alive’

  66. Plz don’t crack my shell

  67. Eater of toast // December 22, 2020 at 1:41 pm // Reply

    Wonder when the train arive’s here
    The train blew up from waiting so long they forgot to check the boiler

  68. I know I’ll get there eventually. Wait, what’s that sound?

  69. well, it took me six years but I’m almost over, does any one else hear a train.

  70. why did the snail cross the railroad?

  71. Come on! Come on! I can do it!!!!!

  72. Hey what’s that noise coming from behind me?

  73. I’m on the expressway.

  74. help! A train is going to crack me up!

  75. Feeling slow and fast

  76. a_4th_grader // November 30, 2020 at 5:56 pm // Reply

    [setting= November 30, 2020] I hope that train won’t get here before the end of COVID or I’ll get run over! Also, getting run over isn’t social distancing!

  77. WHY IS A TRAIN PASSING ME

  78. I’ve been working on the rail road all the live long day.

  79. the one with no name // November 12, 2020 at 5:19 pm // Reply

    I don’t need a train! SNAIL POWER!!!!!!!

  80. Roooooooooster // November 4, 2020 at 5:49 pm // Reply

    I’m a Train Snail and I’m faster!

  81. WOAH, Simba!

  82. BlackNight2021 // November 4, 2020 at 9:42 am // Reply

    Ahh! I hear the train, uh, uh, uh, now I’m going turbo speed

  83. I am speed

  84. Can someone get me from up here?

  85. I ate some fast food today shouldn’t I be going faster?

  86. The Conductor // October 30, 2020 at 3:21 pm // Reply

    “This has to be the place. Amoeba Anne said meet her here at 12:30. Wait! . . I here a horn. That must me her?”

  87. Snail rail

  88. FASTER THAN A SPEEDING TRAIN!!

  89. Almost there!

  90. Almost there… please let the 3:00 train be late… Like at 5:00 next week maybe?

  91. !!!!Cman!!!! // October 18, 2020 at 1:30 pm // Reply

    I will NEVER GIVE UP!!!!

  92. ilikeminecraft // October 16, 2020 at 9:17 am // Reply

    slow and stady beats the train

  93. RobloxPlayer // October 16, 2020 at 8:41 am // Reply

    Dang it, I missed my train!

  94. TheMysteriousApple // October 15, 2020 at 4:40 pm // Reply

    Once I pass this railroad I’ll beat the sloths record!

  95. Do not go on the fastroad.

  96. ANONYMOUSPERSON // October 10, 2020 at 8:37 pm // Reply

    Only one more mile to go now…

  97. i bet i can beat a train well if it weren’t for my back

  98. Captain_Captain // October 2, 2020 at 3:49 pm // Reply

    Is this track not used anymore???

  99. Outdoorsman393 // October 1, 2020 at 3:47 pm // Reply

    Snailroad tracks

  100. faster than a speeding locomotive

  101. AwesomePossum // September 30, 2020 at 3:54 pm // Reply

    Off to San Fransisco!

  102. AwesomePossum // September 30, 2020 at 3:54 pm // Reply

    If a train comes along now, I’m gonna die

  103. TRAAAIN!!!!!help-getting-weaker-

  104. I thought they said slow and steady wins the race

  105. I’m gonna win!

  106. still got a long way to go

  107. I’ve heard of snail mail, but I didn’t know they had snail rail.

  108. TheNeonUmbreon // September 13, 2020 at 10:53 am // Reply

    I wonder if I’ll go to Heaven…

  109. anonymousgoat // August 31, 2020 at 8:45 pm // Reply

    I’m challenging the train to a race.

  110. mistakesweremade // August 26, 2020 at 5:48 pm // Reply

    I’ve traveled the world and the seven seas

  111. I think I can I think I can

  112. 20 more days and I’ll be fine…

  113. now all i have to do is to wait

  114. super doggiggi // August 4, 2020 at 11:11 pm // Reply

    train just get here already

    ps train left already

  115. chuga chaga choo choo fft fft

  116. Squishymole // July 30, 2020 at 4:34 pm // Reply

    If the train stops for a few years I’ll make it!

  117. Kitty Girl // July 29, 2020 at 4:33 pm // Reply

    yes I finaly moved one centemeter in one day!

  118. NerfSniper777 // July 29, 2020 at 10:36 am // Reply

    Huff…I…puff…think…huff…I…puff…can…

  119. hamster1129 // July 27, 2020 at 11:25 pm // Reply

    Nearly there! *train comes* To death😭

  120. I am speed

  121. YeetusDeletus123456789 // July 17, 2020 at 1:19 am // Reply

    I am turbo faster than any man-made machine!

  122. Anaheim angels are awesome // July 11, 2020 at 10:09 pm // Reply

    Ahhh! I can do it! Only a few more century’s!

  123. GAMERBOSS40 // July 9, 2020 at 7:27 pm // Reply

    I wish I was sonic the heagehog.

  124. This little maneuver is gonna cost me 51 years…

  125. XWildFerretX // July 6, 2020 at 12:15 pm // Reply

    I may be a little slow, but I’m headin’ to Kansas!

  126. Fintastic12 // June 20, 2020 at 7:32 pm // Reply

    Aaaaaaa!!!!!!! I sure wish I was faster because I think I see a trian!

  127. Luna Lovegood // June 19, 2020 at 5:01 pm // Reply

    Grandchild snail: Grandpa, this ride is taking forever!
    Grandpa snail: Well, when I was your age, I had to slither on train tracks.

  128. I’m so fast I deserve more passengers…

  129. Idoenldksl // June 13, 2020 at 5:04 pm // Reply

    I’m sure my sniffing powers work.

  130. ACHINKAIJUMASTR // June 12, 2020 at 4:16 pm // Reply

    Hopefully a train won’t… what’s that noise?

  131. this is one small slime for snail, one giant slither for snail-kind

  132. OrangeOtter23194 // June 3, 2020 at 9:47 pm // Reply

    Obi Wan: It’s over, Anakin! I have the high ground!
    Anakin: *gets left there transformed into a snail*
    *time skip*
    Train: Ooo! A snail for me to smush!
    Anakin: I could really use a lightsaber right now…

  133. TRAIN!!!

  134. BuddyBoi101 // June 3, 2020 at 4:39 pm // Reply

    I.. can.. DO THIS! Just… a few more… miles! Wait, is that the train coming?!?! NOOOOOO!

  135. Almost there….

  136. the kool guy // May 28, 2020 at 8:03 pm // Reply

    Train: where is that snail Ive been waiting for over an hour! Snail: almost there!

  137. And when I felt the rumbling in the metal I knew it was time to make the jump I would no longer have a smooth track to travel on. Welp thats how the story goes.

  138. Try snail parachuting its from a whole inch of the ground!!!!!! // May 27, 2020 at 1:27 pm // Reply

    oh life on the edge.

  139. Mr. Sour Patch // May 27, 2020 at 11:34 am // Reply

    “How long are these train tracks again?”

  140. UltraPrime2009 // May 27, 2020 at 9:46 am // Reply

    I’m planning on getting about 10,000 steps. How about you?

  141. And they sed i cudnt be a train.

  142. stayhome123 // May 26, 2020 at 5:25 pm // Reply

    Awwwww, that train beat me…..

  143. CHOO CHOO! // May 26, 2020 at 12:43 pm // Reply

    I hope the train dosnt come, OH NO! I see a train!

  144. im the fastest snail on earth

  145. lego!!!!!! // May 22, 2020 at 3:17 pm // Reply

    I,ll just rest right here for a couple of years … chew! chew! why does my alarm clock sound funny?

  146. Train vs snail. On your mark, get set, goooooo!

  147. JCPack100-NY // May 21, 2020 at 9:00 pm // Reply

    I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.

  148. Itresistable force about to meet an immovable object.

  149. he’ll be com’in round the mountian in 9067!

  150. Time to race a train

    There could be two turbos right

  151. roblox lion // May 17, 2020 at 8:29 pm // Reply

    This won’t take so long. Doo, doo-doo doo-doo. Uh, never mind. (train horn) Hoot, hooooot!!! Shoot.

  152. I can carry 0 passengers. All aboard!

  153. E.G.G Greenberg 2000 // May 12, 2020 at 5:50 pm // Reply

    CHOO-CHOO!! last chance to board the Slo-Mo Express

  154. babyyodafan // May 12, 2020 at 1:28 pm // Reply

    ok i think i can settle for this home

  155. Previously on The Snail Fatality Show…

  156. pixelfox // May 8, 2020 at 3:55 pm // Reply

    im the fastist snale on the planet

  157. I hope the train driver can see my thumb!

  158. almost there. I here there’s a gigantic leaf just sitting there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  159. #king101 // May 5, 2020 at 6:42 pm // Reply

    welcome to the snailroad.

  160. #lolstar // May 5, 2020 at 5:35 pm // Reply

    when your mom ask you to do your chores…

  161. meeeeeeeep1 // May 5, 2020 at 3:52 pm // Reply

    The train hasen’t caught up with me yet. Its a slow poke!

  162. None_other_than_santa123 // May 4, 2020 at 1:19 pm // Reply

    Almost… there…. *pant* *pant*

  163. Extraordinary1 // May 2, 2020 at 6:16 pm // Reply

    HONK! HONK! Coming through!

  164. Banana bro // May 1, 2020 at 1:40 pm // Reply

    When you missed your train.

  165. Funnykid459 // May 1, 2020 at 11:29 am // Reply

    IM NOT A PENNY PEOPLE IM A SNAIL

  166. #Peanuttheawesome // April 30, 2020 at 8:49 am // Reply

    Forget the train. I`m taking the snail express.

  167. Doglover666 // April 28, 2020 at 4:08 am // Reply

    I left on time, but I still missed the train!

  168. LOOK OUT!!!

  169. I’ll get there…eventually

  170. I’ll prove that I’m faster then a measly train!

  171. I’m snailing away.

  172. Grass is for garden snails, I’m taking the express

  173. Chamberlain // April 19, 2020 at 10:30 pm // Reply

    How the West was won.

  174. Ah an invisible steam egine is tottaly this century and you can feel the wind whipping through your slime on your head ahh this is the life

  175. Snail-Road

  176. I want to get out of this world!!!

  177. well dave i’m tellin you this car will not make it to the daytona 500 more like daytona slowhundred

  178. Patriots fan 26 // April 10, 2020 at 11:51 am // Reply

    Hey kids!
    They may be small, but they have a brain!
    Hey, do you hear a train?

  179. Escargone!

  180. GamesterJimmy // April 7, 2020 at 10:36 am // Reply

    See train I am way faster than you.

  181. Ninjago lol // April 1, 2020 at 6:53 pm // Reply

    Ahhhhh! Monster coming! Need to get off this track shingle!

  182. when I get out and I have not ben for 10 years

  183. Obi-wan Kenobi // April 1, 2020 at 6:35 pm // Reply

    The Snail-Mail Express!

  184. Sugarglider7 // March 31, 2020 at 6:20 pm // Reply

    Wait! I hear something. A sort of rumbling. Hmmmmmm…

  185. Slow and steady wins the race!

  186. the_big_bad_bear_scout // March 30, 2020 at 9:43 am // Reply

    Will the train spare the snail? Will the snail parish? FIND OUT AT 11

  187. Super_girl _676 // March 25, 2020 at 5:23 pm // Reply

    Only 3,000 more miles till I catch up

  188. The dudebro // March 22, 2020 at 11:21 am // Reply

    This guy’s off the rails! … Oh wait

  189. flying hippo // March 20, 2020 at 6:28 pm // Reply

    It’s coming! Where’s super man when I need him?!

  190. Stalzalfos1318 // March 18, 2020 at 5:55 pm // Reply

    Almost…there…

  191. When pigs can fly66 // March 15, 2020 at 5:11 pm // Reply

    Hey! Wait up! Come Back!! I hate my life.

  192. Am i there yet

  193. When you don’t listen to your scout master and stick your tongue on the cold metal track anyway.

  194. How long is this track again?

  195. Hmm maybe if I wait here I’ll catch it for once

  196. Oh, unnatural fast moving object! I’ve lived to slow in this world! Just take me. Take me, now!

  197. All aboard the snail express 5,000 years to Tampa

  198. I will slide 500 hundred miles🎶

  199. Slow and steady wins the race.

  200. I thought the sign said SNAILroad

  201. just as I thought my training session was over

  202. Guardian of the Oracle // February 12, 2020 at 7:08 pm // Reply

    Made the fast track! In your face, Bonzo!

  203. figment lice plate // February 5, 2020 at 6:43 pm // Reply

    I sure do hope I don’t get S-NAILED by a train!

  204. STOP THE TRAIN!!

  205. batmanforever // January 29, 2020 at 12:15 pm // Reply

    rats! missed the train again!!!!

  206. Dear Diary today I am feeling a bit sluggish and I’m crossing a railroad.

  207. The average snail, I am so jealous of turbo.

  208. looks a little rusty… thats a code 456 vialation…

  209. i hear the train coming!

  210. im tired of life

  211. tornado1111 // January 6, 2020 at 4:34 pm // Reply

    I’m on the snail trail (well. maybe)

  212. I heard Turbo is already taken so i guess I’ll be Traino.

  213. trains are so hard to catch

  214. That train will NEVER catch up to me

  215. Really I had to be a slug. If I could move fast enough I would jump on those train tracks

  216. Year 500, almost gonna be crushed!

  217. ah a nice place to cool down, oh no here comes Thomas the tank engine ,{screech!} , boo! oh Thomas , I did not see you there , ah no !

  218. I’m almost there… Soooo close… Speed, I am speed

  219. why am i old and slow….trains are OLD, right?

  220. What is this, a metal tightrope?

  221. Gosh, I fell like Harry Potter…

  222. the little snail that could // December 6, 2019 at 3:19 pm // Reply

    i think i can ,i think i can

  223. Wait up…I already paid for my ticket!

  224. I am a slow train. How long until the next stop? 3 years?

  225. I am the slowest train ever!

  226. Wow! That train is fast! Why am I so slow!?

  227. Eeeeeeeeddddddddd // November 24, 2019 at 6:40 am // Reply

    I. …can……do…..this

  228. I Wonder How Many Years This Will Take…Before I Get Crushed!!!

  229. i can do this i can make it!

  230. This is what happens when you try to take the scenic route!!!

  231. SymbioteSupreme // November 17, 2019 at 7:44 am // Reply

    I’ll show them. This shell can survive anything!

  232. Attention! We will arrive in 2,000 years.

  233. I think I can, I think I can. HELLO, HELlo, Hello, hello.
    I probably shouldn’t, I probably shouldn’t.

  234. GLS_HawkEyeAvenger3 // November 13, 2019 at 1:17 pm // Reply

    “Wait, I was still in the bathroom. And that’s why I can’t get the sports merit badge”

  235. Uhohsnailpuree // November 12, 2019 at 12:47 pm // Reply

    HA, that train didn’t know what he was up against when he challenged me to a race!

  236. JAFFYTHESTACK // November 12, 2019 at 9:14 am // Reply

    “Come on! I’m almost there!”

  237. I am turbo!

  238. pugswillsurvive // November 10, 2019 at 2:58 pm // Reply

    *Sigh* I wish I was Turbo.

  239. I’ve been working on the rail road for 365 1/4 days and still have not seen a train

  240. Almost there… I see the town ahead… do you hear that? Oh no! It is a trai…

  241. Mickeymouse135 // November 9, 2019 at 3:04 pm // Reply

    “I can do it!”

  242. Must. Go. Faster.

  243. running for my life

  244. You’ll never get me alive ha ha!!!!

  245. Hopefully the train doesn’t come now!

  246. I am SPEED!!!

  247. All aboard the Shell Express, Insects.

  248. I like living on the edge.

  249. #judygarlandfan // November 6, 2019 at 8:00 am // Reply

    High noon would be worse for the snails.

  250. Heyitsmejack // November 6, 2019 at 7:32 am // Reply

    5 hours later “Sooooo close…little bit further…” A couple days later “how far have I been?” “One inch

  251. Heyitsmejack // November 6, 2019 at 7:31 am // Reply

    5 hours later “Sooooo close…little bit further”

  252. HeyyyyyitsJack // November 6, 2019 at 7:30 am // Reply

    5 hours later “So Close…Little bit further”

  253. Bobcat named Bob // November 5, 2019 at 6:15 pm // Reply

    Slow and steady wins the race. Really, really slow.

  254. I’m almost there, just give me 3months!

  255. Snail_Killer_53 // November 5, 2019 at 4:03 pm // Reply

    …Crunch!!!

  256. Here comes the train! ( except it’s a bad thing) RUN!

  257. Me when I’m facing fearful odds and I really don’t care.

  258. Hello everyone! Welcome to episode 78,935,256,732,780 of my series called, Slow as a Snail!

  259. The Diamond Kitty Gaming // November 4, 2019 at 12:18 am // Reply

    I walk this lonely ro- I mean track. Which means I should probably get off

  260. Hmm I wonder what this is…

  261. Dog lover 29 // November 3, 2019 at 7:17 pm // Reply

    Snail mail? More like snail express the new and improved for of snail travel

  262. Skiinghorse32 // November 3, 2019 at 3:42 pm // Reply

    Wow, this golden spike is bigger than I expected.

  263. time to wake up and go to school, someday…

  264. long way down… kawabunga!

  265. Gotta catch my train

  266. Did I hear a train?

  267. Did I hear a whistle?

  268. Photo to show your friends you want to prove that snails have no brains

  269. Katniss Everdeen // November 1, 2019 at 7:40 pm // Reply

    ooey, gooey was a snail a mighty snail was he, he stepped upon the railroad track, the train he did not see, OOEY GOOEY!

  270. The photo to show your friends when you want to prove to them that a snail has no brains

  271. The little snail that could
    I can do it I can do it
    (10 years later) i’m a old snail now but that can’t stop me
    this snail is a great example of perseverance

  272. Can you help me…PLEASE?

  273. Are we there yet?

  274. Rip mr snail // October 31, 2019 at 2:16 pm // Reply

    This is just like the action movies now I have to see who will save me.

  275. FINALLY

  276. Slow and steady……..wins the rail

  277. CHOO-CHOO am I as fast as a train now

  278. 1 mile done only 2,690 to go.

  279. life as a snail hobo

  280. Anonymous Patrol Leader // October 30, 2019 at 4:16 pm // Reply

    Just… A… Little… Further…

  281. Just making my monthly grocery run.

  282. Train! wait for me.

  283. -THEtiggerOFFICIAL // October 30, 2019 at 12:35 pm // Reply

    Slowpoke Rodriguez eat your heart out!!!

  284. When the train won’t come.

  285. talk about snail mail

  286. Hey, if a train comes, I can always hide in my shell.

  287. Tornado Turtle // October 28, 2019 at 10:36 pm // Reply

    So Mr. Train says he’s faster eh? I’ll show him that all his talk is hot air.

  288. Ok only 5.2 million miles left

  289. just a second as i leave a penny here

  290. Lester finally decided to break with family tradition traveling by using the outdated Snailway, and opted for the more modern Railway. Sadly, though this decision he soon came to regret.

  291. Awesome view! Now how do I get down?

  292. Squidwardinachair99 // October 28, 2019 at 5:08 pm // Reply

    I’m train-ing for the Olympics!

  293. I will neva surrender

  294. I’ve been working on the railroad all the live long day!

  295. TheWillOfTheWild // October 27, 2019 at 8:30 pm // Reply

    “My fellow bandits, and I are bringing this train down!”

  296. he who's name is not known // October 27, 2019 at 7:02 pm // Reply

    snail: WHY WON’T THIS THING GO ANY FASTER!!!

  297. cooldog15561 // October 27, 2019 at 9:57 am // Reply

    wait this isn’t a sidewalk!

  298. BoyWithALife // October 26, 2019 at 10:29 pm // Reply

    Hiking merit badge, here I come!

  299. BoyWithALife // October 26, 2019 at 10:27 pm // Reply

    A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single – wait a second

  300. Man I am beating everyone

  301. he who's name is not known // October 24, 2019 at 11:42 am // Reply

    COME ON! WHY WON’T THIS THING GO ANY FASTER! THE TRAIN IS ALMOST HERE!

  302. Mario and Cappy // October 24, 2019 at 11:14 am // Reply

    Day 5: Moved ten feet
    Day 15: Kinda hungry
    Day 25: I left my stuffed bear at home
    gotta turn around.

  303. Snail: ‘ey watch it we’re racing ‘ere ,saying to the bird.

    Train: what took you so long.

  304. Cobras Rule! // October 23, 2019 at 9:43 pm // Reply

    Why are the rails shaking?

  305. aaah a perfect resting place

  306. doesn't matter // October 22, 2019 at 3:48 pm // Reply

    when a snail thinks it’s a train.

  307. Almost there come on!

  308. Aargh! I left my engine at home!

  309. Random Scout // October 20, 2019 at 8:00 pm // Reply

    The little Snail that could- by little snail

  310. bestofall667 // October 20, 2019 at 7:18 pm // Reply

    how do i get down??

  311. save me dear cowboy

  312. GamePlayer99 // October 15, 2019 at 10:00 am // Reply

    Country roads…take me home…

  313. king_t'challa // October 14, 2019 at 6:15 pm // Reply

    woah man, that’s a big piece of grass!

  314. Fruit loops

  315. Catman super // October 12, 2019 at 11:38 am // Reply

    It’s taken me a decade and I STILL haven’t reached Washington

  316. snail:oh no a bird!
    bird gets hit by train.
    snail:good.but what about me?!

  317. 25137692flippy // October 9, 2019 at 7:41 pm // Reply

    They said that the railroad was the fastest way to get there…

  318. Snailroad crossing

  319. Insert Here // October 8, 2019 at 9:46 pm // Reply

    My grandpa always tells me to take my time

  320. TRAIN!!!!!!GOTTA GO FASTER!!!

  321. SonicButter // October 7, 2019 at 6:25 pm // Reply

    Gotta Go Fast!

  322. Only 200,000 yards left!

  323. Baby don’t hurt me baby don’t hurt me no more

  324. hurry we can catch the the train.

  325. EeveeMaster // October 6, 2019 at 9:11 am // Reply

    Dang, I just missed it! And I was so close too . . .

  326. EEEEEEEEEEE // October 5, 2019 at 6:49 pm // Reply

    What is wrong with the snail express.

  327. Goodbye my friend

  328. Crazy guy 666 // October 5, 2019 at 12:09 pm // Reply

    “Danger zone” turbocharged snails

  329. drifty taylor // October 4, 2019 at 7:34 pm // Reply

    Ima jes’ gonna look over here…

  330. Maniacbroman // October 4, 2019 at 4:36 pm // Reply

    Is that a train? Move,move,move!

  331. You see, there was this train…

  332. Gotta… Catch… the… train… Just a little further!

  333. Whoah! I’m a long way up here!

  334. almost…there…

  335. Hey mom! Come up here, it feels great!

  336. MinecraftOnMyMind // October 3, 2019 at 2:12 pm // Reply

    Hey mom, what is this thing again?

  337. finally i’m at the mountaintop

  338. snail sprint trantsport falls off

  339. Tenderfoot#3 // October 2, 2019 at 8:39 pm // Reply

    A scout is courteous so this train better stop

  340. I don’t like life anymore😭

  341. a 1,000 mile journey begins with a single step… or slide

  342. space asker // October 2, 2019 at 7:18 pm // Reply

    I’am the new train now

  343. This engine is going slow.

  344. I’m so close…I swear, if a train comes by…

  345. Well, at least I’m not tied to the tracks.

  346. Admiral Porpoise // October 2, 2019 at 4:56 pm // Reply

    If a train comes along now,I’m going to die.

  347. Who built this skyscraper?

  348. yes! i’m finally away from that kid who wants to pick me up and put me on a leaf (i like railroad tracks more)

  349. Snail in around the tracks

  350. snaid it.

  351. Snail on the rail gotta bail or be nail’d.

  352. is this the right side of the railroad mom??

  353. To day I will play the roll of the peanut

  354. Captain memeinator // October 1, 2019 at 7:40 pm // Reply

    Ha you’ll never catch me!!!!!!!!!

  355. Captain memeinator // October 1, 2019 at 7:38 pm // Reply

    At least that kid isn’t here…

  356. I always wanted to get across

  357. chuga chuga choo choo!

  358. LunarLightningX // October 1, 2019 at 5:20 pm // Reply

    Looks like it’s training day.

  359. LunarLightningX // October 1, 2019 at 5:16 pm // Reply

    I’m snailing this new transport system. I just wish I could get on it.

  360. Did I miss the train awwww but i sprinted

  361. Brenda! we missed the train! come on if we move fast we can catch it

  362. Park the Advark // October 1, 2019 at 4:19 pm // Reply

    Gone with the wind = When the train goes by

  363. are you food?

  364. Mining diamonds453 // October 1, 2019 at 3:35 pm // Reply

    I hope I don’t get run over

  365. are you a tomato?

  366. If the train comes my shell will protect me…I think.

  367. This is an abandoned railroad…right? right?!

  368. TUCK AND ROLL! NOW!

  369. Neh! Neh! Neh! Must-Get-To-Chicago!

  370. just…a…little…bit…closer

  371. “Slime”ing Up the tracks so that the train will SLIDE quicker!

  372. Snailnotchicken // September 30, 2019 at 7:45 pm // Reply

    Why did the snail cross the road?

    (It’s supposed to be chicken)

  373. I knew i’d be late for the train.

  374. Hmmmm.. lets see- stone -check! Rocks-check! Wait, were’s my mommy?

  375. got to go fast!

  376. Snails have tracks to run

  377. Yes! I beat the train in a race!

  378. GO SLOW!!!

  379. I wonder what a vibration in the rail means

  380. I hope I wasn’t late for my stop.

  381. All aboard th snail express!

  382. Is that a train I see? OH NO, Better run, or slide

  383. Well here I go again- I think I should probably listen to mom next time

  384. Almost there

  385. all aboard the snail express

  386. #hittingtherails // September 29, 2019 at 11:31 am // Reply

    I thought this was the turtle and the hairs thing.

  387. whats the hold up!!

  388. Cool dude 9876543210fygcthbft // September 29, 2019 at 11:15 am // Reply

    Jeremy, I’m coming! Just one more mile!

  389. good hotline

  390. I wish mom would let me ride the train

  391. bigfoot_saw_me // September 29, 2019 at 10:43 am // Reply

    pretty proud of that slime trail 🙂

  392. I, super snail am faster than a bullet train.

  393. We will arrive at our destination in 24 years.

  394. I’m going so fast the world seems so slow.

  395. >Sigh<. I need a life.

  396. The one who is unknown... (soup chicken) // September 28, 2019 at 5:51 pm // Reply

    I am invincible! Nothing can kill me! Oh no, a train! I will die!

  397. The adventure begins with a single st- TRAIN!

  398. only 50 miles to go!!!!

  399. Next time, I won’t be late for my train

  400. 1fish2fishimanewfish // September 28, 2019 at 10:32 am // Reply

    I wanted to catch my train. am I late?

  401. Logsarecool10101 // September 28, 2019 at 10:22 am // Reply

    Good thing I snailed not being hit by a train.

  402. unoreversecardinthehouse // September 27, 2019 at 7:45 pm // Reply

    Are we there yet? I’ve been sliding for 10 whole minutes!

  403. Hey…What is that whistle sound?

  404. Is that gonna run over a penny? if so, i need to step away from that.

  405. If a train comes by I’m gonna die.

  406. WeBeLoyalWeeaboos // September 27, 2019 at 12:31 am // Reply

    Hey look! The express train is coming! I heard it’s the fastest in the world!

  407. okay, it took 3 hours to get here but I did’t forget my ticket this time!

  408. Don’t leave me!!!!!

  409. ButterBall8601 // September 26, 2019 at 6:59 pm // Reply

    Hey! Wait for me!!!

  410. WildButterBall8601 // September 26, 2019 at 6:58 pm // Reply

    Slow and Steady Wins The Race!

  411. toot toot! here I come!

  412. living life

  413. At least he will make great escargo

  414. Northernwind66 // September 26, 2019 at 9:25 am // Reply

    OH MY GOSH!!! Billy, are you OKAY?!?!

  415. She’ll be com’n down the mountain when she comes…

  416. Stop the train snail crossing

  417. I have always wanted to be like turbo, I never expected it to be like this?

  418. Master caption-maker // September 25, 2019 at 4:59 pm // Reply

    So close, but so far.

  419. At snail's pace // September 25, 2019 at 4:50 pm // Reply

    How’d I get talked into this?

  420. I knew I should have taken the snail train instead!

  421. Pedal to the medal! Or foot i guess.

  422. croakmaster54 // September 24, 2019 at 8:11 pm // Reply

    follow tracks they said, you’ll find an animal they said.

  423. Goodbye cruel world, I’m off to join the circus!

  424. snail powers activate.

  425. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step – or slide

  426. Rollin’ the Tracks

  427. meritbadgemaster555 // September 22, 2019 at 7:19 pm // Reply

    I think I missed my train?!?!?!?

  428. CHOO CHOO, i hear the train, how to get down? OR get a ride on the snail train

  429. when’s the next train?I’ve got a ticket.

  430. This looks like a good spot to build a home.

  431. Choo Choo

  432. That trains got nothing on me.

  433. Almost there.

  434. That snail is really fast.

  435. All aboard the slow and tiny express!

  436. Look, Mom! I’m doing the balance beam!

  437. Hey I didn’t choose to do this I got dared to

  438. This snail is off the rails

  439. I’m making my way down town …

  440. Instead of me getting hit, I should be walking on a side walk!

  441. The darn humans just won’t make sidewalks for snails.

  442. NO!!! The light is not your friend!!!

  443. IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

  444. Who hit the Brakes?

  445. CHO CHO!

  446. Where’s……the…..crossing…..!?

  447. Some people prefer to put a penny on the tracks, I just sit there myself.

  448. (TOOT TOOT)Snail:Uh oh

  449. sarah real name // September 18, 2019 at 5:00 pm // Reply

    wait…you said it’s a train?

  450. sarah real name // September 18, 2019 at 4:58 pm // Reply

    wait…you said it’s a train?

  451. Goals.

  452. Must…Go….Faster!

  453. “Iam just SNAILING my way across the country”

  454. The fastest thing alive…

  455. And here we see the Iron Snail transporting its valuable cargo across the country.

  456. PersonYou3217777Crazy // September 16, 2019 at 6:42 pm // Reply

    Why isn’t a snail right there!!!!

  457. Country Roooaaaaaaaaddddd…..

  458. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a train!ahhhh

  459. this looks like a good place to tan

  460. Fastest snail in the west!!

  461. GOTTA GO FAST!

  462. Watch out, snail coming through!!

  463. birthday birthday // September 15, 2019 at 7:36 pm // Reply

    i’m picking up speed 2 miles per hour

  464. go me go.

  465. I am speed

  466. this is the Snail Rail!

  467. 3 days since the last train came. seems like they’re finally doing some track repairs

  468. Snailkour

  469. Snailkour!

  470. The Gordian Square Knot // September 13, 2019 at 3:18 pm // Reply

    “I’ve been working on the SNAIL-road…”

  471. snail train honk honk lol

  472. Noooo! I took the slow track!

  473. Ahh just snailing around
    Wait was is that loud sound “looks behind him” AAAAAAHHHHH!!!

  474. It was at that moment bob knew,he messed up

  475. Hey Jim, What’s that big thing coming towards us?

  476. Detective Pikachu // September 12, 2019 at 5:13 pm // Reply

    The GPS said I should be there in a few weeks.

  477. THIS is what happens when you miss your train, and your to small for anyone to see you making the hitchhike sign.

  478. Look at that Escargot!

  479. Snail train coming through!!!
    Beep! That’s the horn!!!

  480. I made it so far!! Waaiitt, what is that big thing coming towards me super fast? AAAAAHHHHH

  481. GOTTA GO FAST GOTTA GO FAST!!!!!!!!!!

  482. Better run better run faster then the train

  483. almost……. to……… the next……….. station

  484. Captain America // September 10, 2019 at 10:13 pm // Reply

    I don’t think this was a snail crossing…

  485. Captain America // September 10, 2019 at 10:10 pm // Reply

    I wonder if a snail would look like a smashed Penny?

  486. Coomme oon trraaiin…

  487. Ding Ding Ding goes the tro- er, SNAIL!

  488. I hope there aren’t any trains coming soon.

  489. TAXI please!!!!!!

  490. I’m a slow steam powered engine

  491. Almost………..there……………….!………

  492. almost there. oh no the trains coming!!!

  493. What is this metal thing

  494. I’m the snail on the tracks // September 9, 2019 at 1:35 pm // Reply

    I’ll shell beat the train!!

  495. This is your conductor speaking! FYI By the time we arrive at the station it will be the year 9019

  496. The Wild West, we lost so many smails those days, oh, there goes another one.

  497. I like potatos // September 8, 2019 at 6:15 pm // Reply

    RUN!

  498. Who needs roads? I use the overpass.

  499. Lukily mom, this extra big she’ll should protect me!

  500. Slow and steady wins the race!

  501. It was a bet…

  502. If a snail is going 3 miles per hour and a train is coming at him, will he get squashed?

  503. John Henry, John Henry, John henry is the mighty SNAIL .

  504. Man: ahhhhh! A train is coming

    Snail: choo chooo

  505. Wow that’s a big 3 inch drop off😬

  506. Argh!! How much longer 😡😡😡😡😡😡

  507. We will be arriving in two years time

  508. Anonymous Patrol Leader // September 6, 2019 at 3:58 pm // Reply

    Slugga Slugga Choo Choo!

  509. Jjjjiiigggggllllyyyy // September 6, 2019 at 11:10 am // Reply

    “Just 1 more year”

  510. the new great steam snail!! wait, snail?

  511. Taxi!!

  512. Now that’s a slugbug

  513. I hope the train falls off……

  514. i am running away from that giant metal monster

  515. CheesePicklesMan // September 5, 2019 at 7:55 pm // Reply

    I am TURBOOoooooo!

  516. CheesePicklesMan // September 5, 2019 at 7:55 pm // Reply

    Riding the snail rail!

  517. Wow this is a REALLY long Bridge!!!

  518. I thnk I can, I THINK I CAN!

  519. A snail on a rail

  520. Thank god this is the Long Island rail road

  521. Don’t know where I’m going but I’m on the right track.

  522. I KNOW HOW HE FEELS // September 4, 2019 at 7:12 pm // Reply

    DING,DING,DING, SNAIL CROSSING AHEAD

  523. Turbo is going to make it

  524. slow traffic on the railroad

  525. THE_ROBLOX_NOOB // September 4, 2019 at 4:59 pm // Reply

    Missed the train! At least I still have shelter!

  526. I’m gonna take my shell to the old town railroad…

  527. Bob the Rutabaga // September 4, 2019 at 4:15 pm // Reply

    All aboard on the Snail Express!

  528. Look Harry the Hogwarts Express had budget cuts.

  529. Choo! Choo! here comes the train!

  530. All aboard, the snail express.

  531. When your gym teacher gives you laps

  532. I may be slow but I’m on track!

  533. Super Mario 15 // September 3, 2019 at 7:45 pm // Reply

    When you think you’re fast…

  534. Electric Slime 15 // September 3, 2019 at 7:44 pm // Reply

    For his next stunt, Turbo the Snail attempts to outrun a train!

  535. MinecraftGreifer // September 3, 2019 at 7:10 pm // Reply

    we’ll be there in an 5 days folks, hold on.

  536. Hey Bill, come look at the train!

  537. chuga chuga slowpoke
    #allmost there

  538. Person that talks // September 3, 2019 at 5:02 am // Reply

    I will stop this train with my mighty powers!!

  539. funky man 1234 // September 2, 2019 at 8:25 pm // Reply

    help! i’m stuck to the track!

  540. this dude is sluggish today…

  541. I think this is the snail we were looking for…and he’s trying to cover up his tracks!

  542. Oops…I should’ve kept track of where I was going.

  543. i’d better hurry, a trains coming.

  544. Boyslifeforlife // September 2, 2019 at 4:30 pm // Reply

    Are we there yet?

  545. Savage Snail // September 2, 2019 at 1:12 pm // Reply

    Because I’m as fast as a train, maybe I should live like one!

  546. Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude // September 2, 2019 at 11:19 am // Reply

    Look! It’s a S-Train

  547. Day 263: 1648 miles to go.

  548. Boy the scout // September 1, 2019 at 7:35 pm // Reply

    Hope a train doesn’t come by in a few minutes.

  549. CallMeAnonymous // September 1, 2019 at 4:34 pm // Reply

    Just riding on the snailroad

  550. I’m Faster Than A Train!

  551. Is the big thing commin?

  552. Metallicsnail // September 1, 2019 at 10:09 am // Reply

    Tastes metallic

  553. DaAngryGamer // September 1, 2019 at 9:00 am // Reply

    it`s the flash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  554. They call me… the bullet train!

  555. I’m trying to find my penny…

  556. GILsimpsonsboy123 // August 31, 2019 at 2:05 pm // Reply

    Who needs a train when I run on snail power.

  557. Sorry about the 24 hour delay

  558. Next stop, Bridgeport.

  559. I need my inner turbo!

  560. Now that’s what I call living life on the edge.

  561. a good place for a tan

  562. I think I can,I think I can,I think I can.

  563. CheesePicklesMan // August 30, 2019 at 5:04 pm // Reply

    Snail Rail!

  564. Livykat Mruk // August 30, 2019 at 1:06 pm // Reply

    I’m on snail track

  565. Spiderman is cool // August 30, 2019 at 12:25 pm // Reply

    My great grampa went on this road.
    He never came back.
    My grampa never came back.
    My dad never came back.
    And now….

  566. just a scout_ // August 30, 2019 at 10:13 am // Reply

    This is what the (snail) mail car looks like.

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