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  1. Doglover666 // April 28, 2020 at 4:08 am // Reply

    I left on time, but I still missed the train!

  2. LOOK OUT!!!

  3. I’ll get there…eventually

  4. I’ll prove that I’m faster then a measly train!

  5. I’m snailing away.

  6. Grass is for garden snails, I’m taking the express

  7. Chamberlain // April 19, 2020 at 10:30 pm // Reply

    How the West was won.

  8. Ah an invisible steam egine is tottaly this century and you can feel the wind whipping through your slime on your head ahh this is the life

  9. Snail-Road

  10. I want to get out of this world!!!

  11. well dave i’m tellin you this car will not make it to the daytona 500 more like daytona slowhundred

  12. Patriots fan 26 // April 10, 2020 at 11:51 am // Reply

    Hey kids!
    They may be small, but they have a brain!
    Hey, do you hear a train?

  13. Escargone!

  14. GamesterJimmy // April 7, 2020 at 10:36 am // Reply

    See train I am way faster than you.

  15. Ninjago lol // April 1, 2020 at 6:53 pm // Reply

    Ahhhhh! Monster coming! Need to get off this track shingle!

  16. when I get out and I have not ben for 10 years

  17. Obi-wan Kenobi // April 1, 2020 at 6:35 pm // Reply

    The Snail-Mail Express!

  18. Sugarglider7 // March 31, 2020 at 6:20 pm // Reply

    Wait! I hear something. A sort of rumbling. Hmmmmmm…

  19. Slow and steady wins the race!

  20. the_big_bad_bear_scout // March 30, 2020 at 9:43 am // Reply

    Will the train spare the snail? Will the snail parish? FIND OUT AT 11

  21. Super_girl _676 // March 25, 2020 at 5:23 pm // Reply

    Only 3,000 more miles till I catch up

  22. The dudebro // March 22, 2020 at 11:21 am // Reply

    This guy’s off the rails! … Oh wait

  23. flying hippo // March 20, 2020 at 6:28 pm // Reply

    It’s coming! Where’s super man when I need him?!

  24. Stalzalfos1318 // March 18, 2020 at 5:55 pm // Reply


  25. When pigs can fly66 // March 15, 2020 at 5:11 pm // Reply

    Hey! Wait up! Come Back!! I hate my life.

  26. Am i there yet

  27. When you don’t listen to your scout master and stick your tongue on the cold metal track anyway.

  28. How long is this track again?

  29. Hmm maybe if I wait here I’ll catch it for once

  30. Oh, unnatural fast moving object! I’ve lived to slow in this world! Just take me. Take me, now!

  31. All aboard the snail express 5,000 years to Tampa

  32. I will slide 500 hundred miles🎶

  33. Slow and steady wins the race.

  34. I thought the sign said SNAILroad

  35. just as I thought my training session was over

  36. Guardian of the Oracle // February 12, 2020 at 7:08 pm // Reply

    Made the fast track! In your face, Bonzo!

  37. figment lice plate // February 5, 2020 at 6:43 pm // Reply

    I sure do hope I don’t get S-NAILED by a train!


  39. batmanforever // January 29, 2020 at 12:15 pm // Reply

    rats! missed the train again!!!!

  40. Dear Diary today I am feeling a bit sluggish and I’m crossing a railroad.

  41. The average snail, I am so jealous of turbo.

  42. looks a little rusty… thats a code 456 vialation…

  43. i hear the train coming!

  44. im tired of life

  45. tornado1111 // January 6, 2020 at 4:34 pm // Reply

    I’m on the snail trail (well. maybe)

  46. I heard Turbo is already taken so i guess I’ll be Traino.

  47. trains are so hard to catch

  48. That train will NEVER catch up to me

  49. Really I had to be a slug. If I could move fast enough I would jump on those train tracks

  50. Year 500, almost gonna be crushed!

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