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  1. Kitty Girl // July 29, 2020 at 4:33 pm // Reply

    yes I finaly moved one centemeter in one day!

  2. NerfSniper777 // July 29, 2020 at 10:36 am // Reply

    Huff…I…puff…think…huff…I…puff…can…

  3. hamster1129 // July 27, 2020 at 11:25 pm // Reply

    Nearly there! *train comes* To death😭

  4. I am speed

  5. YeetusDeletus123456789 // July 17, 2020 at 1:19 am // Reply

    I am turbo faster than any man-made machine!

  6. Anaheim angels are awesome // July 11, 2020 at 10:09 pm // Reply

    Ahhh! I can do it! Only a few more century’s!

  7. GAMERBOSS40 // July 9, 2020 at 7:27 pm // Reply

    I wish I was sonic the heagehog.

  8. This little maneuver is gonna cost me 51 years…

  9. XWildFerretX // July 6, 2020 at 12:15 pm // Reply

    I may be a little slow, but I’m headin’ to Kansas!

  10. Fintastic12 // June 20, 2020 at 7:32 pm // Reply

    Aaaaaaa!!!!!!! I sure wish I was faster because I think I see a trian!

  11. Luna Lovegood // June 19, 2020 at 5:01 pm // Reply

    Grandchild snail: Grandpa, this ride is taking forever!
    Grandpa snail: Well, when I was your age, I had to slither on train tracks.

  12. I’m so fast I deserve more passengers…

  13. Idoenldksl // June 13, 2020 at 5:04 pm // Reply

    I’m sure my sniffing powers work.

  14. ACHINKAIJUMASTR // June 12, 2020 at 4:16 pm // Reply

    Hopefully a train won’t… what’s that noise?

  15. this is one small slime for snail, one giant slither for snail-kind

  16. OrangeOtter23194 // June 3, 2020 at 9:47 pm // Reply

    Obi Wan: It’s over, Anakin! I have the high ground!
    Anakin: *gets left there transformed into a snail*
    *time skip*
    Train: Ooo! A snail for me to smush!
    Anakin: I could really use a lightsaber right now…

  17. TRAIN!!!

  18. BuddyBoi101 // June 3, 2020 at 4:39 pm // Reply

    I.. can.. DO THIS! Just… a few more… miles! Wait, is that the train coming?!?! NOOOOOO!

  19. Almost there….

  20. the kool guy // May 28, 2020 at 8:03 pm // Reply

    Train: where is that snail Ive been waiting for over an hour! Snail: almost there!

  21. And when I felt the rumbling in the metal I knew it was time to make the jump I would no longer have a smooth track to travel on. Welp thats how the story goes.

  22. Try snail parachuting its from a whole inch of the ground!!!!!! // May 27, 2020 at 1:27 pm // Reply

    oh life on the edge.

  23. Mr. Sour Patch // May 27, 2020 at 11:34 am // Reply

    “How long are these train tracks again?”

  24. UltraPrime2009 // May 27, 2020 at 9:46 am // Reply

    I’m planning on getting about 10,000 steps. How about you?

  25. And they sed i cudnt be a train.

  26. stayhome123 // May 26, 2020 at 5:25 pm // Reply

    Awwwww, that train beat me…..

  27. CHOO CHOO! // May 26, 2020 at 12:43 pm // Reply

    I hope the train dosnt come, OH NO! I see a train!

  28. im the fastest snail on earth

  29. lego!!!!!! // May 22, 2020 at 3:17 pm // Reply

    I,ll just rest right here for a couple of years … chew! chew! why does my alarm clock sound funny?

  30. Train vs snail. On your mark, get set, goooooo!

  31. JCPack100-NY // May 21, 2020 at 9:00 pm // Reply

    I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.

  32. Itresistable force about to meet an immovable object.

  33. he’ll be com’in round the mountian in 9067!

  34. Time to race a train

    There could be two turbos right

  35. roblox lion // May 17, 2020 at 8:29 pm // Reply

    This won’t take so long. Doo, doo-doo doo-doo. Uh, never mind. (train horn) Hoot, hooooot!!! Shoot.

  36. I can carry 0 passengers. All aboard!

  37. E.G.G Greenberg 2000 // May 12, 2020 at 5:50 pm // Reply

    CHOO-CHOO!! last chance to board the Slo-Mo Express

  38. babyyodafan // May 12, 2020 at 1:28 pm // Reply

    ok i think i can settle for this home

  39. Previously on The Snail Fatality Show…

  40. pixelfox // May 8, 2020 at 3:55 pm // Reply

    im the fastist snale on the planet

  41. I hope the train driver can see my thumb!

  42. almost there. I here there’s a gigantic leaf just sitting there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  43. #king101 // May 5, 2020 at 6:42 pm // Reply

    welcome to the snailroad.

  44. #lolstar // May 5, 2020 at 5:35 pm // Reply

    when your mom ask you to do your chores…

  45. meeeeeeeep1 // May 5, 2020 at 3:52 pm // Reply

    The train hasen’t caught up with me yet. Its a slow poke!

  46. None_other_than_santa123 // May 4, 2020 at 1:19 pm // Reply

    Almost… there…. *pant* *pant*

  47. Extraordinary1 // May 2, 2020 at 6:16 pm // Reply

    HONK! HONK! Coming through!

  48. Banana bro // May 1, 2020 at 1:40 pm // Reply

    When you missed your train.

  49. Funnykid459 // May 1, 2020 at 11:29 am // Reply

    IM NOT A PENNY PEOPLE IM A SNAIL

  50. #Peanuttheawesome // April 30, 2020 at 8:49 am // Reply

    Forget the train. I`m taking the snail express.

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