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  1. Princess Leia // September 9, 2018 at 2:46 pm // Reply

    I’m usually the one spraying water.

  2. Thinkaboutit // December 3, 2016 at 12:53 pm // Reply

    BATH TIME!

  3. TravelByTrain // November 25, 2016 at 4:46 pm // Reply

    It’s suppose to go IN MY MOUTH!

  4. Why does everybody think I’m an elephant SEAL!?

  5. Look away! I am taking a shower here!

  6. That good.Please stop spraying!

  7. Must stop leak.

  8. I am Sam Sam I am // October 1, 2015 at 3:36 pm // Reply

    HEY!!!STOP copying me!!!

  9. it’s supposed to be the other way around, right?

  10. ”wuy did you doooooo tthat ”

  11. “LOW TIDE”

  12. Elephant Seal?!

  13. MustacheMan004 // September 12, 2015 at 8:08 am // Reply

    Not up the schnoz!

  14. Help! I’m drowning!

  15. EnragedBadger360 // August 30, 2015 at 12:10 pm // Reply

    More water!!

  16. DragonWings // August 29, 2015 at 7:03 am // Reply

    No!!! Don’t spray me! You’ve already did that to 22 other elephants!

  17. I’m loading up for revenge. 321 splash!

  18. Youve killed us all!

  19. Where are the water slides?

  20. Mommy, may I operate the sprinkler??

  21. This is exactly why I told you not to drink anything while i told you the joke!

  22. gesundheit!

  23. you want water? then here it is, smack in the trunk. 🙁

  24. Let the water run through you!

  25. What is wrong with you! That water is freezing!

  26. Who needs waterparks….

  27. Wait i thought i blew out not in

  28. BURP!

  29. Hay,he got a trunk to!!

  30. A is meeeeeeee // June 20, 2013 at 10:10 am // Reply

    as usual,a shower

  31. zombie-man // May 4, 2013 at 9:29 am // Reply

    ah-ah-AH- ACHOO!!

  32. So that’s how you want to play it . . . watch this

  33. bobisnotslob2 // January 6, 2013 at 6:11 pm // Reply

    hey! this isn’t coke!!!!!!!

  34. crabbybuildingblox // December 20, 2012 at 8:52 pm // Reply

    Gah, backfire!

  35. Talk to the tounge

  36. wrong way bozo!

  37. Isn’t this ironic?

  38. Waterfight, huh? i’m gonna win.

  39. Broncoboy#2 // August 7, 2012 at 3:03 pm // Reply

    why are you spraying me, its not because i stink is it?!

  40. saltfinger // July 26, 2012 at 5:29 pm // Reply

    Spraying water from trunks is my job.

  41. aah,a jacuzzi.

  42. Uh, Guys, I think I’d rather play laser tag.

  43. I didn’t know humans had a trunk too!

  44. In the mouth Buddy!

  45. Ummm…. I think I cam bathe myself. I have my own trunk!

  46. Ha mom said I couldn`t take a bath with out her

  47. You can lead an elephant to water but you can’t make em drink.

  48. Way better than mud!!!

  49. And here I thought animal cruelty wasn’t cool.

  50. OW,NOT THE FACE!

  51. “Hey! Whatchu doin’?” lol! Really funny!

  52. monkeyfist221 // December 23, 2011 at 11:20 am // Reply

    COLD COLD COLD!!!!! TURN ON THE HOT WATER MAN!

  53. OW!!! Stop squeezing the trunk!

  54. Soon it will be my turn!

  55. Dragon Ball Fan // October 8, 2011 at 8:02 am // Reply

    Oh…yeah…now that’s just fine.

  56. hey u got water up my trunk

  57. I didn’t know humans had trunks!

  58. Who says I have to be the one to spray myself?

  59. ahh now i do it to you splash!!!!!!

  60. MOMMY!!! MEAN MAN SPWAYING ME!!! STOP IT MEAN MAN!!!

  61. You’re kind of small to be a rival elephant.

  62. Hey! Isn’t it supposed to be the other way aroud?

  63. SAY IT, DON’T SPRAY IT!!

  64. oh, i’m singing in the shower.

  65. uh hello, i am trying to get a drink here from you but you uh kind of missed the mouth.

  66. No Cheese Fer You // July 28, 2011 at 7:23 pm // Reply

    HELP!BOY,GIRL,ANYBODY HELP!!!!!!!!

  67. I’m not little anymore! I can wash myself!

  68. I Just had a shower!!!!!!!!!!!!

  69. awesomekid // June 27, 2011 at 9:01 am // Reply

    Hey!! I should be spraying water at YOU!!!

  70. trebuchet guy // June 26, 2011 at 6:05 pm // Reply

    why do they do this when there’s a perfectly good pool of water right next to me

  71. duct tape master // June 21, 2011 at 2:06 pm // Reply

    could you turn it down i’m trying to take a drink

  72. But mommy!I don’t want to take a bath!

  73. BlackWidow // June 4, 2011 at 4:24 pm // Reply

    isnt water supozed to come out my trunk?

  74. ferraridude // June 3, 2011 at 8:02 am // Reply

    Yeah I know I’m dirty, BUT I AM VERY WELL CAPABLE OF CLEANING MYSELF!!!!

  75. i wish mine was that long

  76. retroman1963 // May 29, 2011 at 6:07 pm // Reply

    I’m HANDI MAN!

  77. Hey guys! I am a built in water hose!

  78. 100acrewood // May 6, 2011 at 6:44 am // Reply

    Hey, what are you doing?!? I just dried off!

  79. Sk8 dude // May 1, 2011 at 5:38 pm // Reply

    “Ahhhhh, there’s the right spot….”

  80. haha

  81. sneeze

  82. Yay!!!!!! Bath time!!! Can you get a little on the back?

  83. Since when did humans have trunks in their Hand!!!!!!

  84. where is pedro // April 25, 2011 at 7:01 pm // Reply

    where is pedro

  85. STOP IT!!!!!

  86. hold on.are you giving me a bath or giving me a drink

  87. greek geek // April 20, 2011 at 8:25 pm // Reply

    somebody give me a tissue!

  88. AAAAA A Choo!

  89. this is a man shooting water at a man

  90. HEY!!! I can do that my self!!!

  91. Ok, now this time, let’s get some water actually in my mouth!

  92. Phineas and Ferb // April 6, 2011 at 3:56 pm // Reply

    Instead of giving a monkey a shower on the Phineas and ferb themesong, its giving ME a shower?

  93. MOM! I have my own trunk! I can shower myself!

  94. stop!!!!!!!stop!!!!!stop!!!!i dont want you to stick the hose up my nose!!!!!!!!!!!

  95. I’M MELTING I’M MELTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  96. C’mon i can get my own water

  97. Feed me feed me

  98. Mustang 206 // March 28, 2011 at 3:54 pm // Reply

    Mom, where’s the tissues? QUICK!!!!!

  99. Can’t you let a guy breathe
    once in a while

  100. Aquaman gives elephant a shower

  101. the human fights back

  102. Big Bass Hunter // March 24, 2011 at 10:45 am // Reply

    hey do that same thing on my beard!PLEASE

  103. Big Bass Hunter // March 24, 2011 at 10:43 am // Reply

    hey! i cant breath

  104. So this is what you get when you cross water a gust of wind…

  105. mommy!!

  106. I thought I was supposed to sray you!

  107. superman312 // March 9, 2011 at 7:36 pm // Reply

    Woa! look how long that trunk is!

  108. infamouszombie // March 8, 2011 at 6:30 pm // Reply

    ACHOOOOO!!!!!

  109. LegitLane444 // March 7, 2011 at 1:58 pm // Reply

    From eating all of those peanuts he needs a drink!

  110. Hay, it’s the new way to bathe!

  111. No no thats not how we do it

  112. Dumbo, you’ve terrorized the worlds fliers long enough

  113. Oh thats how you do it!

  114. cheese head man // March 3, 2011 at 8:10 am // Reply

    “AHHHHHHHHHHHH HES A MUTATED HUMAN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

  115. Is this shower time or drink time?

  116. EminemRules // March 2, 2011 at 9:25 pm // Reply

    I didn’t know I had allergies

  117. Dont you… darn, he already started.

  118. Are you my mommy?

  119. Oh, man. Dumbo’s gonna kill me!

  120. I dont like where this is going…

  121. How can he spray water out of his hands like that? AMAZING!

  122. “No elephants were bathed or harmed during the making of this picture.”

  123. fishboy495 // March 2, 2011 at 5:05 pm // Reply

    I’m an elephant!

  124. Dude! I think ime wet enough as it is!!!!!!!

  125. monkeymann // March 2, 2011 at 1:20 pm // Reply

    Not a refreshing spring shower, but it’ll do.

  126. water world

  127. Ahhhhhhhhh. I’m lov’en it. Wait I can’t say that. McDonalds stole it from me and copy writed it.

  128. king dedede // March 1, 2011 at 11:10 pm // Reply

    Oh, man. If Dumbo sees this, I’ll never hear the end of it.

  129. I think this is going to get real ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!

  130. The Noob Rapter // March 1, 2011 at 8:53 pm // Reply

    Ya if you could stop shoting water in my face that whould be really nice

  131. The Noob Rapter // March 1, 2011 at 8:51 pm // Reply

    This is revenge for spraying me at last nights carnaval

  132. The Noob Rapter // March 1, 2011 at 8:49 pm // Reply

    Its Super efective

  133. The Noob Rapter // March 1, 2011 at 8:48 pm // Reply

    No Peanuts For You

  134. The Noob Rapter // March 1, 2011 at 8:48 pm // Reply

    Why do I hear the them to Jaws

  135. scout01 ya // March 1, 2011 at 8:48 pm // Reply

    comone why does every body want to give me a bath,

  136. how about a little diner with that side of water

  137. Typhlosion // March 1, 2011 at 5:41 pm // Reply

    I thought i was clean enough so really i do need a drink though.

  138. Drawindude // March 1, 2011 at 5:39 pm // Reply

    OK, now you can switch to shower mode.

  139. Bravo! Do it again!

  140. Dad, I did wash behind my ears!!!

  141. willymill4 // March 1, 2011 at 3:08 am // Reply

    “I heard of water fountains, but they’re nothing compared to this!”

  142. GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF

  143. dont you give me a water gun?

  144. finally you guys got the water. geez,what’s a elephant gotta do to get water around here?

  145. Hey now its my turn to spray you

  146. Ah I needed that

  147. Hey! give me that it’s my turn to spray _you!_

  148. you have the worst aim dude

  149. Hey its my turn to be firefighter

  150. yeah shower time!

  151. Hey its my turn to be firefighter!

  152. I know you’re trying to teach me how to bawl for my Mom, but you don’t have to do it that hard!

  153. Where’d my trunk go? I always keep it handy for times like this…

  154. ahhhhhhhhhhhhh nice cool water on a hot day at the zoo.

  155. DUDE!!!!I HATE SHOWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  156. F is for friends // February 28, 2011 at 4:59 pm // Reply

    Oh its on! squirt gun war!

  157. What’s that?

  158. hey no shower

  159. Was this in 3D or 4D?

  160. I told you not to shake the soda!

  161. Yeah, I know what a bath is! I know your spraying all that water in my face- but where’s the soap?!?

  162. Hey! Don’t make fun of me! Moisture makes my hair all big and frizzy…

  163. I’m TOTALLY dehydrated,and I’m clean so a bath won’t do any good

  164. Thank You sooo,much!My nose is getting tired.

  165. reddeleon 16 // February 27, 2011 at 2:51 pm // Reply

    no!!! i already told you i just had a mud math

  166. Elephant Shower!!

  167. AHH! HOT! HOT! HOT!

  168. “Hey, Zookeeper! Your showerhand’s busted again!”

  169. I said I was thirsty and dry! I’m right, here spray the water on ME! They should do an article about this. “Delinquent Zookeeper Misses Elephant at point blank Range!”

  170. hello how ar… agh!!!! not the face!!

  171. in the mouth !!!!!
    who do you think you are spraying my trunk,huh huh!!!(^^^)

  172. ahhhhhhhhhh!! i fell like a pig in a mudbath on a hot summer day

  173. Hey, isn’t spraying water my job?

  174. this is getting too fierce time to bring in the hose

  175. Ohhhh yes water I love it more water PLEASE????

  176. is this dish water

  177. I WANT BUTTERED PEANUTS NOT WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  178. Pokemonfreak // February 26, 2011 at 8:39 pm // Reply

    HEY STOP I DONT NEED YOu I HAVE MY OWN TRUNK!!!! D:

  179. i am a victom if you dont know

  180. Where’s my water gun?

  181. This is how Mike and I spend our saturdays. Water fights, and listening to each other try and say trunk twisters.

  182. I thought you said i was too old for water fights

  183. A little lower. I can’t drink with my eyes, you know!

  184. You have the right to stop spraying. If you give up that right, I will show you how it’s done.

  185. PERSON!******!!! // February 26, 2011 at 6:25 pm // Reply

    hey, i think his trunk has a malfunction!!!

  186. soon after this photo was taken, little jimmy learned that sneezes go out of his trunk not in.

  187. When the doc said, “nasal spray,” this isn’t what I thought it would feel like!

  188. Ahhhh… wait, wheres my shampoo?????

  189. Hey! I can wash myself!

  190. Blackbeltextreme // February 26, 2011 at 2:11 pm // Reply

    I’m going! I’m going! Just leave me alone!

  191. you need some soap to wash me ya know.

  192. i can spray myself ya know.

  193. stop spraying me!i’m wet enough aren’t i?

  194. Where the heck is that water coming from, and why can’t I spray

  195. So…..Hot…..Need…….water.Water!

  196. Mr. McAwesome // February 26, 2011 at 11:48 am // Reply

    Ahhh! Milk up my nose!

  197. uydliuhysalijfhalsjdhfjad // February 26, 2011 at 11:33 am // Reply

    I love soapy baths

  198. The S.S. SCOUT! // February 26, 2011 at 11:22 am // Reply

    Oh my gosh man, i said 1,000,000,000 times i want a drink but you think i need a shower!!!!!!!!!!

  199. Tee hee!I’m sensitive! Achoo! Oh. Excuse me.

  200. Kung Fu Rahkshi Destroyer // February 25, 2011 at 10:47 pm // Reply

    Okay, Okay! I’ll stop yodeling!

  201. Now, after spraying my beard with that, you will need to get a super large size razor and a few extra blades.

  202. tiger shark109 // February 25, 2011 at 8:19 pm // Reply

    watch the head dude

  203. the mominator // February 25, 2011 at 8:17 pm // Reply

    Is this your idea of teeth whitening?

  204. where’s the soap?!

  205. I am sopposed to spray myself ! wait this is a zoo.

  206. insert nickname here // February 25, 2011 at 7:29 pm // Reply

    Gee, this place really needs to get a water fountain!

  207. randomperson1 // February 25, 2011 at 6:46 pm // Reply

    NO! I should be spraying you!

  208. ooohhhh!I know its man v.s.elephant water fight (please NO mice)

  209. What do i put in this box?? // February 25, 2011 at 5:21 pm // Reply

    Gahhh!! You are the alpha-elephant!

  210. I’ll throw my whole secret peanut stash at you!

  211. Percy Jackson // February 25, 2011 at 1:03 pm // Reply

    ACHOOOOOO!!!!!

  212. not in the eyes in the MOUTH!

  213. Bless you

  214. Aren’t I supposed to be the sprayer???

  215. Are YOU my long lost elephant brother???

  216. DBZ rules Guy // February 25, 2011 at 9:38 am // Reply

    I already told you 1,000 times, I’m not old enough to shave!!!

  217. HELP!HELP! I think the shower broke

  218. Take that!!! I still won’t drink the water!!!

  219. Mmmm! More water please.

  220. STOP!!!!!!! STOOOOOP!!!!! stop spraying me with your water spraying riiiiiiing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  221. I said I was thirsty…

  222. i am finally getting my shower! I haven’t had one all week

  223. CostaRica123 // February 24, 2011 at 9:50 pm // Reply

    Wait, shouldn’t I be spraying you?

  224. you FIEND!how did you now water was my weakness!?!?

  225. Oh I see how it is! The old “Get water in their nose trick”! And I thought you were my FRIEND!

  226. Okay, who set the motion alarm to “Sprinkler”?

  227. The Noob Rapter // February 24, 2011 at 8:11 pm // Reply

    Why do I hear the them for Jaws.

  228. It is a little- known fact that elephants can sneeze backwards.

  229. Blue Destroyer // February 24, 2011 at 7:41 pm // Reply

    Hey, where you get those water- Hey!!! Stop squishing my pets! That the third one this week!!

  230. I just read Boys' Life // February 24, 2011 at 7:06 pm // Reply

    Oooooooohhh!!! I got water up my nose!!!

  231. its raning sunshine. oh yes. Now to the left ahhhhhhhh.

  232. I bet i can do that to.

  233. I don’t like ice cold showers!

  234. yhat’s it when your done i’m going to do it to you and let’s see how you like it.

  235. Buffy the scout slayer // February 24, 2011 at 4:42 pm // Reply

    Stop! your are getting it in my eyes.

  236. what the heck? why is it raining, wait is it that dude from the water works or am i dreaming

  237. The Man with the Banjo // February 24, 2011 at 11:00 am // Reply

    My uncle Frank has a strange trunk.

  238. Great, there’s another elephant at the zoo.

  239. flying turtle // February 24, 2011 at 10:30 am // Reply

    what happened to my teeth?????!!!!!

  240. ok you got the water down but when should i start drinking

  241. Grr thats my job

  242. Not Now! Not In front of my friends! Come On Dad!

  243. I know you want to be an elephant but why do I have to be the target?

  244. Awesome dude#1 // February 23, 2011 at 9:13 pm // Reply

    Ahhhhhh this is relaxing .But I don’t need a drink

  245. Stop spraying with water Mrs.Kangaroo! I swear i heard a who!

  246. I can give myself a bath, thank you very much!

  247. I didn’t know you had a trunk, too!!!!!

  248. geez, can’t a guy have a little privacy?!?

  249. elephant:tag your it!!!!!!

  250. Pop open the champagne!Oh, sorry. I thought this was a party.

  251. Stop it! This is my trunk! Go get your own!

  252. “Let me use MY trunk!”

  253. HEY IN THE MOUTH!!!!!

  254. Hey, stop! I wanted a drink not a shower!!!

  255. Hey, The water was supposed to come out of my nose not yours!!!!

  256. Can’t Drink any more, but, I must!

  257. I told you I was thirsty, I DON”T WANT A BATH!

  258. why is it raining and uh… uh… what was it again oh oh ya were’d my teeth go.

  259. just a little lower…

  260. im singing in the rain im singing in the rain

  261. it is water from the gods!!

  262. Man, these human showers feel alot better

  263. who poked a hole in my trunk just before i turned it on?!

  264. “I could’ve done it by myself.”

  265. “This spray feels good!”

  266. Little does he know when he sprays water in my nose I can spray it at him

  267. Have I ever sneezed on YOU!?

  268. Water!

  269. Now that’s some nose spray!

  270. Boldy Flap Jack // February 22, 2011 at 11:51 am // Reply

    I ONLY whanted a drink!

  271. Ahh. A nice drink. When the sun comes out so does the hose.

  272. Waiter I asked for soda not water.

  273. help!!!!I don’t know how to take a bath!!!!

  274. We are aiming for the mouth……NOT THE HEAD!!!!!!!!

  275. jeez i can shower myself man

  276. DINOMANIAdude2001 // February 21, 2011 at 5:00 pm // Reply

    Next time, use whipped cream!

  277. warthog fighterplane // February 21, 2011 at 11:15 am // Reply

    here is a towl bob now please wipe the stuff that i just blew on you it’s not a pretty picture

  278. the livin dictionary // February 21, 2011 at 8:47 am // Reply

    a-a-aaaaacccchhhhoooo! sorry mr. zookeeper sir

  279. Hey! Hey! Hey! I’m on your team!

  280. I don’t want a drink!

  281. Who’s the elephant now?

  282. It’s raining, it’s pouring, the elephant is snoring.

  283. Now for the rinse cycle, ahhhh.

  284. What, no conditioner?!?

  285. theblackflame // February 19, 2011 at 11:37 pm // Reply

    ” how is this guy shooting water out his fist?”

  286. Wow. You,man, have bad aim

  287. That elephant nose spraying water really looks like a hose!

  288. “What, giving myself a shower was so 2 minutes and 37 seconds ago. Going to the human showers is much easier!

  289. but mommy, i dont wanna take a bath!!

  290. Wow, this new job at the fire department really pays off!

  291. Happy Bir… I WANT CANDLES NEXT TIME NOT WATER!!!!

  292. Fire in the hole!

  293. Darth Invader // February 18, 2011 at 9:42 pm // Reply

    I suppose a towel is too much to ask?

  294. IS IT RAINING OR TUSDAY?

  295. Stop! Stop! I’m supposed to be doing that!

  296. Hey!!! This isn’t soda!!!!

  297. The counselor // February 18, 2011 at 3:03 pm // Reply

    All I wanted was a glass of water not a shower

  298. OH YEAH? wait til you see what I can do!

  299. Worst April fools day prank EVER!

  300. Shower!

  301. What did I ever do to you!

  302. Shamu isn’t the only animal that can do a show

  303. this sure beats baths!

  304. Another shower? I gave myself one just minutes ago!

  305. Help! I’m drowning

  306. Wow! Use a kleenex blow your trunk!

  307. ahh paradise in las angelas.after this i need a medium coke

  308. Get this thing away from me. Your ruining my brand new hairdo!

  309. ack sorry about your fountain mr wiggins were leaving right now.

  310. woah water cannons, gourmet food, THIS IS THE BEST CAMPOUT EVER!!!!!!!!!!

  311. okay position 3 FIRE THE WATER CANNONS alright guys elaphant synchronized swimming class DISSMISSED

  312. chippssoccer // February 14, 2011 at 4:40 pm // Reply

    “Can’t you see I want a drink, my mouth is open??????”

  313. I thought that I was supposed to spray water, Not you!

  314. Happy Hour at the Shower.

  315. what do you get when you cross // February 14, 2011 at 8:12 am // Reply

    thats one big clown flower

  316. what do you get when you cross // February 14, 2011 at 8:03 am // Reply

    i’m singing in the rain i’m singing in the rain do do do do do do:)

  317. Me? Up to no good? I’m just watering the elephant!

  318. monkeyman234 // February 13, 2011 at 7:15 pm // Reply

    You can make flowers think its raining, but not me, buddy-boy.

  319. hey buudy the waters cold owwww now you burned me

  320. Hey, your squirting water. We must be related!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  321. HAY!! Watch the trunk!!!

  322. I ASKED FOR A BATH TOY, NOT A HOSE!!!

  323. I am singing in the raIN! I need to work on my endings.

  324. Stop spraying water in my trunk!!!!

  325. Mom I don’t wanna brush my teeth

  326. Arn’t I suppoes to squirt you, not the other way around?!?

  327. The person that wrote this // February 11, 2011 at 4:10 pm // Reply

    How is my trunk THAT dirty!? I washed it just before I jumped in the mud puddle!

  328. This is NOT my idea of a fun Saturday night!

  329. I HAVE TOLD YOU ALREADY! I HAVE SHOWERED MYSELF TODAY! NOW TURN THAT OFF!

  330. Hurricane1973 // February 11, 2011 at 3:01 pm // Reply

    Who the heck get in a waterfight with an elephant?

  331. what do you get when you cross // February 11, 2011 at 1:02 pm // Reply

    i sed shut it off:|

  332. what do you get when you cross // February 11, 2011 at 12:58 pm // Reply

    i thank you need more water to make a lake

  333. The water is supposed to come out my nose, not in it!!

  334. “Since when does it rain on a sunny day?”

  335. So you want to play BL’s SPLASH ATTACK do you? well i can oblige

  336. I am singing in the rain. I am singing in the rain.

  337. Mom I finished my dinner!

  338. nose cleanig time

  339. Ooh? Its shower time? Oh. La-la-la…. I’m a barbie girl in a barbie world, life in plasti-…. Wait…. ARE YOU PUBLISHING THIS ON BOYSLIFE?!? Ohai!

  340. what do you get when you cross // February 10, 2011 at 3:30 pm // Reply

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha stop stop hee hee hee stop 😛

  341. what do you get when you cross // February 10, 2011 at 3:28 pm // Reply

    we meat again aqu man

  342. what do you get when you cross // February 10, 2011 at 3:24 pm // Reply

    i’m singing in the rain i’m singing in the rain do do do do do do

  343. what do you get when you cross // February 10, 2011 at 3:21 pm // Reply

    RAIN! some wun bring on the rain bou

  344. a..aaa…..ah-choo!

  345. more water, please?

  346. This is not the place to give me a shower, wait till we’re home!

  347. water fight ahyah

  348. These people are getting smarter. At least this time they remembered to turn the hose ON.

  349. I asked for a light ocean breeze: that feels like a whale peed in my face!

  350. I HAVE WATER IN MY EYES!!!!!

  351. WAIT! I wasn’t ready!

  352. GIVE.ME.THAT.WATER.SPRAYING.THINGAMAJIG.

  353. aquarium guy // February 8, 2011 at 5:40 pm // Reply

    Hey! Don’t get water up my trunk, it hurts

  354. just because i sneezed on you doesn’t mean you can do it on me.

  355. Hey boys! If you don’t stop bombardin’ me wit that there squirt gun, I’m a gonna throw those Mega-Soaker water baloons at ya, and a eat a all those peanuts you stole from the lady with the striped hat!

  356. superscout437 // February 7, 2011 at 8:31 pm // Reply

    I said in my mouth not my forehead you dingdong!

  357. I would rather have chocolate pancakes

  358. NOM NOM NOM NOM. Water tastes good…

  359. stop that tickls stop stop ha ha ha

  360. robot giy3ooo // February 7, 2011 at 11:04 am // Reply

    hey! you got soap in my eyes! Im calling my lawyer!

  361. I don’t want to play a waterfight

  362. Why is he shooting the poor Elephant with a sqirt gun?

  363. Look whoz gonna join the scout next….

  364. hey! I wanted milk!

  365. o.k. I made a fool of myself. can I have my treat now?

  366. Hey! You got some in my eyes!

  367. I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to eat your choclate covered peanuts, they som how just ended up in my mouth!!!

  368. He told me I’m inhabited by an evil clown, and the only way to get rid of it was to be rinsed with a hose in December, but I think he’s just tring to get me back for sleeping in his convertable porsche.

  369. I knew I’d be a fountain some day!

  370. I’m in a lake, yet you’re tring to cool me off with a hose?

  371. I’m getting a trunk-lift, whats it look I’m doin?!

  372. you better plug up that leak in your hand, it’s out of control!

  373. stop it! my nosels broken!

  374. Hmmm, reverse psychology, in all the movies I thought the elephant sprays the HUMAN!

  375. ha ha you have a trunk to! uhh, why is it green?

  376. I hate chinesse water torture!!!

  377. Mom! I told you I don’t need to wash my trunk!

  378. CentipedeMaster // February 5, 2011 at 4:57 pm // Reply

    I know I said I was thirsty, but not THIS thirsty!

  379. Why is my trunk backfireing?

  380. Where’d he get that?… Hmmm… Very funny… which prank in that book you always talk about did you get this much water?

  381. so refreshing!

  382. Oh, thanks. I was really getting thirsty!

  383. I thought I was supposed to spray you?

  384. Why’d you take away my lolipop?

  385. NOT THE FACE NO NO AHHHH!!!!!

  386. Augghh! Stop spraying water down my nose!

  387. Stop there are so many people around me!

  388. Seriously? Why did you have to ruin taco night with a bath?

  389. “Down a little bit.”

  390. Uh, hello, I HAVE a mouth!!!

  391. Hey, you thirsty too?

  392. comeon spray me!

  393. Hey Mom! I think I swallowed my nose!

  394. a little more to the right the that is the spot.

  395. Man! They make the Mile Swim hard to do around here!

  396. I don’t wanna take a shower!

  397. I told you I can brush my teeth myself!

  398. BRR! Turn on the hot water that’s cold

  399. Gi’mee som’ore I’m thirsty.

  400. kirbylover3327 // February 4, 2011 at 10:11 am // Reply

    Hey, how do you do that?

  401. ACHOO!

  402. I’m singin’ in the Rain!… YO! CAN’T I GET A LITTLE PRIVACY!! Please!

  403. Even though my trunk is supposed to give me a shower, I love the way they bathe me! “Ummm,you missed a spot!!!”.

  404. HEY!!! I HAVE A TRUNK!!!!!!!!!

  405. timmy and the lords of the underworld // February 3, 2011 at 5:10 pm // Reply

    Not in the eyes!!

  406. no let me spray you not you spray me.

  407. I’m melting! MELTING!

  408. I’m memorized by the water spurting from his hand!

  409. oh the irony of him squirting me.

  410. No, I’m not hiding anything! I swear!

  411. weirdalienboy // February 2, 2011 at 6:55 pm // Reply

    Watch out when I blow my nose.

  412. I wonder what this button does…?

  413. It’s already cold outside! Hose water does nothing!

  414. connorrr6153849 // February 2, 2011 at 6:14 pm // Reply

    HELLO??? I’ve GOT A MOUTH HERE!!!

  415. 1st class scout // February 2, 2011 at 5:30 pm // Reply

    i knew those comments about havinh the superpower to repel water would come back to me.:(

  416. ahhhhh, that feels good, could you get a little bit over there?

  417. Whoa man, easy on the water I just combed my hair!!!

  418. Hey! Who you showering, Bubby

  419. I knew that I was getting my nose cleaned, but this is just wierd!!

  420. squirt gun fight!

  421. what ever happened to trunk showers

  422. good spit take man

  423. Please look closer do I have a piece of spinach stuck on my teeth.

  424. So you think your going to replace me, do you? You and whose army??!!!!!!!!??

  425. At least these water baths are better than those MUD baths!

  426. cheesebubbles5 // February 1, 2011 at 7:01 pm // Reply

    i cant wait till this hot tub fills up!!!!!

  427. cheesebubbles5 // February 1, 2011 at 7:00 pm // Reply

    Just another 3 hours ’till this gray paint comes off!

  428. Aprilfools!? already?

  429. Aaaawww man you ruined my manacure!

  430. How many times must I tell you NO BATH!

  431. Mr.SportsGuy // February 1, 2011 at 1:58 pm // Reply

    Ahem! I want privacy when I’m washing my nose, I mean…MOO…RUFF…MEOW? I forgot what sound an elephant makes.:(

  432. 3.14 ROKIN DUDE // February 1, 2011 at 12:22 pm // Reply

    GOOD THING MY TRUNK HAS A SHOWERHEAD ON ITS END!!!

  433. Watch where you’re spraying that thing!

  434. Ahhh What is happening why did he get position of spraying others???

  435. Hey! I’M supposed to be spraying YOU! Not vice versa!

  436. Hey!where’s the soap? Oh there it is. Did Doctor Trunk perscribe it?

  437. i’m just singing in the rain…

  438. Oh boy! Time for a shower! Um, where’s the soap? And towel? And sponges?

  439. I’m the elephant! I’m the one that blows out the water!

  440. I wanted a drink, not a shower!

  441. bobtheawesome // January 30, 2011 at 8:46 pm // Reply

    give me a little privacy for my shower

  442. Alright, now it’s my turn to spray you!

  443. hey dude what are you doing

  444. Just a little off the top, please.

  445. Hey, I’m supposed to be showering you!

  446. big dady go cart // January 30, 2011 at 4:30 pm // Reply

    Ahhh,Im getting wet its cold.

  447. I said I wanted to play peekaboo! NOT spray the elephant!!!

  448. Shaymin sky forme // January 30, 2011 at 3:13 pm // Reply

    let’s party!

  449. ah,ahh,ahhhchooo.excuse me.aaaacho

  450. I really don’t think YOU like getting water up YOUR nose. What makes you think I do?

  451. Dessert Beast // January 30, 2011 at 1:05 pm // Reply

    I don’t see what the wicked witch was complaining about, this is kinda nice!

  452. IF I GET A HOLD OF THAT HOSE YOU RUN FAST!

  453. What the heck! What are you doing? Just let me drink,why don’t you?

  454. pinewood mastermind // January 30, 2011 at 11:05 am // Reply

    If your going on vacation you grabbing the wrong trunk!

  455. the living dictionary // January 30, 2011 at 9:23 am // Reply

    he can squirt out water! he can jump over a zoo in a single bound! he’s super elephant!

  456. the human fights back

  457. i`m opening my mouth for a reason

  458. got a shower instead of a drink

  459. dud you realy don’t look like a elephant, but water is coming out of your, what is that thing?

  460. ack! how does mortal man sray water from his fist!!! >:(

  461. Don’t tell me I’ve been laid off, too!

  462. If I’m in the water already, then why are you spraying me? STOP!

  463. Stompin' Bob // January 29, 2011 at 7:50 pm // Reply

    I’m SOOO thirsty!

  464. scout11111111111111 // January 29, 2011 at 7:49 pm // Reply

    Bathtime!

  465. This sure is embarrassing, I’ve never been showered by a human before. In fact, I’ve never been bathed by anyone but Mom and myself.

  466. I’ll remember this the next time you want me to do tricks!!

  467. mom!! the zookeper is spraying me agia

  468. why did i have to eat so much peanuts???

  469. ah! ah! ahcho!

  470. james 1243346 // January 29, 2011 at 5:37 pm // Reply

    When did you learn how to do that?

  471. its mad at the water

  472. Thanks for the water! You know what I want!

  473. what was that man thinking about doing to that babby ele.

  474. Could I please have some water in my MOUTH?

  475. what do you get when you cross // January 29, 2011 at 11:24 am // Reply

    give me that water gun

  476. what do you get when you cross // January 29, 2011 at 11:14 am // Reply

    shut that off its cold

  477. Nigara Falls EXPLOSION!!!

  478. A Waterpark Explosion!

  479. This is a nice way to wake up!

  480. not cool.

  481. dude. the waters supposed to come out of your trunk not your hand.

  482. he he he. payback time

  483. legodude3,0000 // January 29, 2011 at 8:01 am // Reply

    Mom, help! I got water up my nose!

  484. alienbuster777 // January 28, 2011 at 10:53 pm // Reply

    I am melting! Stop!

  485. Big Joe Papa // January 28, 2011 at 10:31 pm // Reply

    Ahhh, Could you sorta aim a little lower, I think i’m supposed to drink with my mouth.

  486. Speshal Person-thing-ima-jig // January 28, 2011 at 10:13 pm // Reply

    Dude, really? What’s the point of spraying me when I’m about to jump in that pool any way?

  487. gamma-ray 72 // January 28, 2011 at 9:20 pm // Reply

    Really,I’m not thirsty. And I’m not dirty, so cut it out or you’ll flood the zoo.

  488. hello,elephant that is not fat!!! i don’t even think you are an elephant,but i will still fall for this trick up your sleeve.

  489. are you going to say ah,because i thought this was the dentist.

  490. does anyone have a towel?

  491. Don’t give me a shower, I just had a bath

  492. Elephant: WHY YOU SPRAY ME WHILE I IN BED?!
    Zoo keeper: YOU WOULDN’T GET UP WHEN I TOLD YOU TO!!!

  493. This is good milk. The bad news is that there’s no cookies to go with it, which is a rip off!

  494. Make sure to shampoo my beard.

  495. ah ah choo

  496. what do you get when you cross // January 28, 2011 at 2:05 pm // Reply

    need WATER….. I’m sweating to much . need to cool down… thanks . wait to much TOO MUCH STOP!!!!

  497. okay okay ill get up for school. DANG!!!!

  498. he’s cute

  499. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! What are doing?!?!?!?!

  500. Stop blowing water up my nose!

  501. water fight!

  502. I hate the rain why did it have to come again!GO AWAY

  503. Neon Sack Ninja // January 27, 2011 at 7:43 pm // Reply

    Ah! ‘SNORT’ There’s a fish in my trunk! PULL IT OUT!!!

  504. TURN IT OfF!! TURN IT OFF!!!!!!!!

  505. Rain! The forecast said sunny!

  506. You were right. I never should have played with the pigs. Just clear my trunk so I can get revenge.

  507. (Cough, cough) You said virtual scuba diving was EASY!

  508. AHHHH!!! IM SINKING!!!

  509. Yes! Yes! More water! Mwa ha ha ha!

  510. This drink would be nicer if it went into my mouth

  511. I want a peanut not a bath

  512. megaladon890 // January 27, 2011 at 5:22 pm // Reply

    Good job.I now officially hate water.

  513. i love showers

  514. I don’t drink with my nose! I drink with my mouth.

  515. purple banana // January 27, 2011 at 2:25 pm // Reply

    I’ll never talk Never!! No matter how much you torture me!

  516. purple banana // January 27, 2011 at 2:24 pm // Reply

    This tastes like dish water! Wait a minute it is dish water!

  517. purple banana // January 27, 2011 at 2:22 pm // Reply

    Okay Okay I’ll talk!

  518. NO FAIR!!!!! Your trunk is bigger then mine!!

  519. NO!!! let me give my self a shower. I always wanted to try it.

  520. “No this is all wrong I wanted peanuts, not water, peanuts!”

  521. If this is a drink, I would hate to have a shower.

  522. STOP! I’m too old for these tricks.

  523. I’m Singing in the rain, just singingin the rain, what a wonderful feeling, I’m clean again

  524. oh I am so tired! nobody told me it was going today I should relly stay indoors!

  525. HELP!!!!!! I think I swallowed a fish!!!!!!!!!!

  526. Well,this isn’t mom this is a hose!

  527. HEy! thats not fair you have a hose all i have is a nose with no ammunition!

  528. i want the stuff in my mouth, not everywhere!

  529. whew what is that smell!?!? i think you need a beating and a bath mister!!!!

  530. what hands sneeze now!?!?

  531. what!? hands can sneeze now!?

  532. Why is this huge snake spitting on me?

  533. why is this oversized snake spitting on me?

  534. MOM I FOUND A NEW BUDDY,BUT HE LOOKS DIFFERENT!!!:)

  535. easy, easy, now sheesh!

  536. MOMMY, THERE,S A SNAKE SPILTING SOME KIND OF WHITE TRANSPARENT POISON ON ME

  537. NO, NO, JUST 5 MORE MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!! OKAY, OKAY. SHEESH WAHAT A WAY TO WAKE ME UP.

  538. C’mon! Spray it in my mouth! I’m thirsty!

  539. Dark Orbit Master // January 26, 2011 at 7:11 pm // Reply

    WOW i had this on my mind sortave?!?!
    But this is rediculus i thoght you said we were going to the candy stare???!!!

  540. NO NO! MR ZOO-KEEPER!MY MAMA’S SUPPOSE TO DO THAT AND YOU DON’T HAVE THE RIGHT TRUNKS!

  541. AWESOMECHUCKNORIS // January 26, 2011 at 6:54 pm // Reply

    HEEEEYYYY! I can do that on my own! Stop it!

  542. Aren’t you so funny trying to spray me when I’m already wet…

  543. Thats not a snake, thats a hose! LIAR!!!!!

  544. Help me mama, I’m not having fun getting sprayed by a water gun!!!!

  545. Thanks for the water. You want some?

  546. Heres the question. why are you squirting me? I’M supposed to squirt YOU!

  547. I hate water wars!!!

  548. Hey man i`m famos

  549. He’s making this so uncomfortable for me!!!

  550. barn manager // January 26, 2011 at 4:08 pm // Reply

    see?? i am better than an orca!!

  551. Hey I’m suppose to be the one who squirts the water out of the nose.

  552. Steeler eater // January 26, 2011 at 1:10 pm // Reply

    Dude!!! Your missing completly!!! See I even made the whole in my trunk bigger!!!

  553. purple banana // January 25, 2011 at 9:43 pm // Reply

    A little more water into my trunk then you’ll be the one wet.

  554. purple banana // January 25, 2011 at 9:41 pm // Reply

    Horton hears a wHOSE.

  555. purple banana // January 25, 2011 at 9:35 pm // Reply

    NO! Stop doing that now look at my head!

  556. purple banana // January 25, 2011 at 9:34 pm // Reply

    Look a water fist.

  557. purple banana // January 25, 2011 at 9:34 pm // Reply

    The newly found “Fuzzy elephant”.

  558. purple banana // January 25, 2011 at 9:33 pm // Reply

    NOT bathtime!!

  559. ThreePointer // January 25, 2011 at 9:08 pm // Reply

    I’ve always wanted to live in the rain forest!

  560. No, it’s supposed to go in my MOUTH!

  561. I thought I was supposed to blow the water!

  562. this my LEAST faverite part of the filming of Horton Hears A Who

  563. MOM! you told me it was just a small tooth brush! THIS IS A HOSE! AAArrgh im… dying… whew, its over. la la la la

  564. THIS is NOT water

  565. philmister33 // January 25, 2011 at 7:40 pm // Reply

    I LOVE water parks

  566. Help… Drowning…

  567. Can’t you just use a Kleenex???

  568. let me git that thing in your hand for you

  569. i no how to swim

  570. i’m singing in the rine i’m singing in the rine

  571. can i have the hose now I SAED GIV ME THE HOSE!!!!!!!!

  572. ok wheres the water

  573. i cant breath

  574. Hey! That’s not fair! I need to reload!

  575. dont you know i can do this myself?

  576. i just got dry and now you squirt me with water i guess i will have to eat you sorry just has to be

  577. Is this a proper wake up for a 150 year old geizer?!

  578. I love taking baths!!!!

  579. Ahh yah thats the spot.

  580. EverythingFunny // January 25, 2011 at 2:37 pm // Reply

    Point the water in here, zookeeper!

  581. Hey I already have water in my shnout, OK with that SONNY!!!!!!

  582. no in my mouth!!!!!!not my nose!!!!!!

  583. GO A1BSAMcCann // January 24, 2011 at 10:19 pm // Reply

    Bob you can stop spraying me!!!

  584. Hey, this water is really cold! Can you pleeaasse stop?

  585. Come on I had a shower 3 months ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  586. wouldnt a tissue work better?

  587. Herbie_The_Car // January 24, 2011 at 7:12 pm // Reply

    Ahhhh…. Shower at last!

  588. You are doing it all wrong, it is supposed to come from my trunk not go into it.

  589. STOP!!!! You’re drounding me!

  590. It’s raining, It’s pouring, this man is really boring!

  591. Hey my trunk already has enough water in it thank you though!

  592. I DON’T CARE I AM NOT WASHING MY HANDS!!!

  593. Ha ha!Now give me my Bakugan or else I’ll spray you more!!!!!

  594. Just you wait,I’ll get you for this!!!!!

  595. i better get some peanuts out of this.

  596. Hey! I’m already wet enough!

  597. there gos my water baloon!!!

  598. cordellscout // January 23, 2011 at 7:57 pm // Reply

    help

  599. I haven’t had a drink in 2 weeks, this tastes SO good!

  600. Riding in style baby!Oh,just dreaming.

  601. Want a bath squirels?

  602. Sure, I sprayed you, but that doesn’t mean you can spray me back!

  603. Oh boy,not again, that physcho guy is at it again, if he’s gonna gimme a shower, that brainless guy better take it easy on the aqua.Hey, don’t gimme that look,can’t an elephant have an opinion?

  604. hea mommy look no Trunk

  605. Stop spraying water on me you crazy person!!!!!!!!!!

  606. cheerleadergirl204 // January 23, 2011 at 2:53 pm // Reply

    pfh!stop spraying me!

  607. Anonomous Person // January 23, 2011 at 12:53 pm // Reply

    So, this is how it feels when I squirt people…

  608. Tiger=Awesome // January 23, 2011 at 12:46 pm // Reply

    Singing in the Bathtub, la, la, la.

  609. way2 awesomee // January 22, 2011 at 10:42 pm // Reply

    keep it coming

  610. ahh man Bathtime ALRADY!?!? COMEON!

  611. stop!my mother said not to give me a swine flu mist!

  612. Its a zoo,not a spa!

  613. It’s raining water! Ahlalua it’s raining water! Oh yeah!

  614. ultrasonic2000 // January 22, 2011 at 5:30 pm // Reply

    Hey!I hafta spray you!

  615. AHHH,just what I needed, a nice shower

  616. Who turned on the pressure wash!

  617. Ooooh! Water ub da dose.

  618. b.o. slogbottom // January 22, 2011 at 11:34 am // Reply

    this seems backwards

  619. Hey human! Give me a drink! But please don’t get it on my key board.

  620. ”This is so fun”said the elefent.Uh am i just washing myself or is this guy giving me a bath.

  621. Help! he’s getting my beard wet!

  622. indiana jones // January 21, 2011 at 11:50 pm // Reply

    I don’t want to be in a water fight !!!!

  623. water, water everywhere,and nor a drop to drink

  624. I said I wanted a LITTLE drink!

  625. Stop spraying me!

  626. Woa, thanks I was a little thirsty.

  627. water good water

  628. Time to water my elephant!

  629. Gimmme that water gun, you person!

  630. Hey! I thought I was getting fish!

  631. aww man bath day stinks…(sniff,sniff) oh wait, thats me…

  632. I don’t care about swine flu. I do NOT want to wash my hand!

  633. Run! He’s gonna SNEEZE!

  634. hay i’m supposed to squirt you

  635. This is sooooo uncomfortable!

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